#viva la cheese motherfuckers

[deadsetobsessions]

I am waiting for my terrible decisions to come feast upon my corpse (I had four slices of mozzarella cheese and I am wildly lactose intolerant) so tall can have this thing I wrote while my bowels attempted to curdle up and wither.

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Jason laid face down on the floor of his safe house, cheek miserably smushed to the carpet as his joints screamed in growing agony.

“Oh, shit, you good, little wing?”

Jason groaned, not even having enough energy to flip his face to the other side as a pair of boots came into view. Dick.

“Jason, are you okay? Where’s the wound?”

“C’mon Todd, even Timothy knows the importance of addressing open wounds.” Shit, the brat was here too.

“You coming down with something?” Tim’s voice asked from his other side.

Great, Jason grumbled, the whole idiot platoon is here.

A warm hand shook his shoulder, Dick’s concerned mug showing up in Jason’s- huh, when did it get this blurry?- sight. His face scrunched up in worry.

“You look stupid.” Jason said, though it sounded more like ‘yew loo stew pud’ with his face still smushed onto the ground. Reluctantly, he added, “No wound.”

“Tim, help me out.”

Jason groaned when the world spun as Tim and Dick hefted him up.

“What’s happening, Jason? Talk to us.” Tim said sharply, knowing that the tone would get Jason to respond.

“Growing pains.” Jason mumbled. “Laz pits side effects.”

“I see,” Damian suddenly said, and suddenly Jason was so much more grateful for his presence. The demon brat understood. “Richard, Drake, get him to bed. I will retrieve the ice.”

It probably spoke levels of how bad he looked that Jason’s brothers didn’t bother to even comment on the brat’s orders. Jason was lugged to his bed and tucked in.

“Sorry,” he mumbled at Dick.

“For what?” Dick patted him on the head as Tim went to get a glass of water and the painkillers he stored in the bathroom mirror cabinet.

“I’m heavy. You have old man knees.”

Divk gasped, mock offended. “Excuse me?! I’m not old! You’re fine if you’re talking shit, Jay.”

“Feels like shit…” Jay paused. “Not as shit as your gray hairs.”

“Tim! Jason’s bullying me!”

“Gray is a good color on you, I think,” Tim said, walking back in with water and meds. They helped Jason drink the meds as Dick alternated between whining about not being old and indignantly sayin ‘respect your elders, you brats!’

“Here.” Damian walked in with both bags of peas and actual ice packs. “It should be better after you have rested, but if you don’t, mother knows an acupuncture treatment that would help.”

Jason shivered as they applied the ice packs.

“Ugh, fuck off.”

“Just sleep, you raging asshole.” Tim said, sweeping a blanket onto the crime lord. “Oracle’s got Steph covering your routes until you’re better.”

Somehow, surrounded by his brothers, Jason finally found the energy to fondly flip them the bird and fall asleep.

[musicfast]

THUNDERDOME BEST OF ´96 - FULL ALBUM 231:07 MIN - 1996 HD HQ HIGH QUALITY CD 1 + CD 2 + CD 3

TRACKLIST UNDER THE CUT

TRACKLIST CD 1 01 Dj Dano - Something Bigger (Here We Go Again Mix) 00:00 02 Mike Ink & The Chain Of Brotherhood - Lovely Ugly Brutal World 03:20 03 The Prophet - The Techno God (Hell Remix) 07:00 04 Scarface - Speedy Gonzales 10:33 05 NIP Collective - Weekend 14:05 06 Control DC - Ritmo Del Diavolo 17:35 07 Human Resource - Fuck Them 21:07 08 Simstim - One Hundred Two Hundred 24:10 09 The Dreamteam - 3 Tha Hard Way 27:37 10 Lenny Dee - RAW 31:04 11 T.O.P.D.R.O.P - Achtung (Speedcity Remix) 34:16 12 The Dreamteam - Live In Tilburg (Team Spirit) 37:48 13 Dano - Welcome To The Thunderdome 41:20 14 Mutoid - Necronomicon 44:46 15 Mexamix - Intro 47:55 16 Ramirez - Terapia 48:11 17 Kuandra - La Onda 50:23 18 Dj Hooligan - B.O.T.T.R.O.P. 51:21 19 Yves De Ruyter - Rave City 53:09 20 Thunderball - Bonzai Channel One 55:08 21 Swat - The Fly Is Dead 56:55 22 Michael - White Line Cocaine 58:41 23 Dj Bountyhunter - Demillitarized Zone 1:00:50 24 Buzz Fuzz - D-Leria 1:01:52 25 Jean Sibart & Joel Trambel - Right Is Wrong 1:04:28 26 English Muffin - Blood Of An English Muffin 1:07:11 27 3 Steps Ahead - Motherfuckers You´re Gonna Die 1:07:58 28 Dr. Mindfuck - Beine 1:09:49 29 The Prophet - Dominatin 1:11:35 30 Riot Sqaud - Nonshlen Tustokken (Ode To Vortex) 1:13:14 31 Outro 1:14:55 

TRACKLIST CD 2 01 Dj Lancinhouse Meets The Stunned Guys - Cold´s Getting Bigger 1:15:13 02 3 Steps Ahead - Drop It (Original Mix) 1:18:47 03 Lockjaw - Ruff´n Ruggin 1:22:24 04 Marc Smith - The Mad One 1:25:41 05 Dj Isaac - Bad Dreams - (Remix) 1:29.00 06 Scoot Brown Meets Dj Paul - Cheese´n Beats 1:32:11 07 Body Lotion II - Make Your Dance 1:36:02 08 Dj Waxweazle & Guitar Rob - This Is How It Started 1:39:31 09 Dj Weirdo & Dj Phil Omanski - Young Birds 1:43:00 10 Private Productions - Looped (Mix) 1:46:15 11 Buzz Fuzz - Pump Up The Bass 1:49:20 12 Dj Sim - Straight Of The Dance Floor 1:52:35 13 Wasting Program - Jazz Sacrilege 1:55:55 14 The Washington Affair - Should I Say Fuck It 1:59:08 15 Megamix - Intro 2:03:13 16 Bertocucci Feranzano - XTC Love 2:03:28 17 Vanugenth The 5Th - Pussycat 2:05:35 18 Predator - Mind Of A Lunatic 2:07:27 19 Diss Reaction - Jieehaaaa 2:09:17 20 Jeremy - Go With The Flow 2:10:30 21 Masoko Solo - Pessa Pessa 2:12:14 22 Dj Weirdo & Dj Sim - Go Get Busy 2:13:53 23 Dj Paul - Play Me Game  2:16:14 24 Gabbaheads - I´m A Thunderdome Baby 2:18:02 25 The Ender - Get Me Sexy 2:20:10 26 The Scotchman - Get Busytime 2:21:53 27 Technohead - I Wanna Be A Hippy 2:23:47 28 Critical Mass - Psychotic Break (Lenny Dee Mix) 2:25:20 29 3 Steps Ahead - Hardcore 2:27:36 30 The Prophet - House Time 2:29:52 31 Ralphie Dee - Mad As Hell 2:31:09 32 Outro 2:33:13 

TRACKLIST CD 3 01 Dj Delirium - & Guitar Rob - The Way We Rocked It (Live In N.Y.C.) 2:37:01 02 Miss Groovy - Jungle Sickness 2:40:53 03 Duo Pennotti - Addicted 2 Raves (Buzz Fuzz Mix) 04 Dj Weirdo & Dj Delirium - Open Your Eyez! 2:45:00 05 Baba Nation - Jesus Words 2:48:46 06 Dj E-Rick & Tactic - Our House Is Your House 2:52:51 07 Dj Delirium & Buzz Fuzz - Immortaly 2:55:56 08 Kool Killers - Back Watcher 2:59:02 09 Dj Jordens - Please Pai 3:01:53 10 Dj Buzz Fuzz - Chemical Overdrive 3:04:55 11 Dj Paul - Code Red 3:07:50 12 Demonax - Hardcore Power 3:10:52 13 Dominion - Natural Born Killer 3:14:30 14 The Controllers - In Control, In Effect 3:17:54 15 Megamix - Intro 3:21:07 16 Naked Steel - Viva La France 3:21:30 17 The New York Terrorist - Short Fuse 3:23:06 18 Dj Weirdo & Dr. Phil Omanski -Young Birds 3:24:37 19 Nitrogen - Bad Boy 3:26:46 20 Chosen Few - Name Of The Dj 3:28:33 21 Dj Rob - Loud And Proud 3:30:35 22 3 Steps Ahead - Gabbers Unite 3.32:21 23 Dj Rob - The Beat Is Flown 3:34:31 24 Rotterdam Terror Corps - You´re Dealing With 3:36:14 25 Trancehistory - Doo-Dey (Dj Dione Remix) 3:37:57 26 3 Steps Ahead - Drop It 3:40:36 27 Miss Groovy - Search And Destroy 3:42:28 28 Carlos Masserati - Get On The Move 3:44:01 29 Rob Gee - Ecstacy You Got What I Need 3:46:21 30 Body Lotion - Happy Is Voor Hobo´s 3:48:32 31 3 Steps Ahaed / Outro - In The Name Of Love 3:49:58 

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            ➳ Things I’ve Actually Said Sentence Starters !

( a list of 32 things i’ve said at various points in time , feel free to change pronouns as needed ! keep in mind that i swear a lot ! ) ( tw: child abuse mention ! )

❛ I learned how to say go fuck yourself in Italian just so I could swear at him without him knowing it. ❜ 

❛ There is not a single person here that I don’t want to smack. ❜

❛ MY PAGAN ASS IS READY. ❜

❛ Boy, I will smack you into the next fucking century. ❜

❛ I see her, and I think homicidal. ❜

❛ SPOOKY SCARY SKELETONS YOU GODDAMN HEATHENS ! ❜

❛ I’m Pagan, not stupid. ❜

❛ Nyah is code for I don’t like you but what I want to call you is too vulgar. ❜

❛ Parmesan cheese smells like vomit. ❜

❛ VIVA LA PLUTO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ! ❜

❛ I just didn’t like ___ , and didn’t want her around, but I wanted ___ dead on sight. ❜

❛ My autobiography will be called My Dad Screwed Me Over: A Life Story. ❜

❛ We’re not your fucking amigos. ❜

❛ Dark and brooding ? Daddy issues ? Was possibly abused as a child ? Looks great in suits ? Sign me the fuck up. ❜ 

❛ No high note will ever beat Ke$ha’s high note in Praying. Ever. ❜

❛ I don’t want no scruuuuuuuuuuuub. ❜

❛ Wait, when did we decide redheads were taking over the world ? Why the fuck wasn’t I informed ? ❜

❛ I’m not in the group chat, I don’t know shit. ❜

❛ I sprained my ankle and then wore wedges for three hours. That’s dedication. ❜

❛ Yes, I remember the motto: pain is beauty, and if you’re not in pain, you’re not doing it right. ❜

❛ Everyone who gives me the time of day will know that Thomas Jefferson invented the swivel chair, I don’t care if they care. ❜

❛ I don’t wanna be that bitch, but ... ❜

❛ I’ve said y’all unironically like five times today. ❜

❛ FOR SCOTLAND ! ❜

❛ Calling this hell is an insult to hell. ❜

❛ I watch too many crime and legal dramas, honestly. ❜

❛ It would be good if this library had any good fucking books. ❜

❛ Should I stay up at 4am to watch ___ ? Yes, yes I should. ❜

❛ I was up for like 30 seconds at 4:20am because blaze it. ❜

❛ Oh my God, this bitch makes no fucking sense. ❜

❛ How did his career ever recover from ___ ? Yes, he was hot, but he was also the cliche bad guy, and the movie was awful. What demon deals were made ? I need to know ! ❜

❛ HELLO YES, I FORMED THE ___ PROTECTION SQUAD, AND WE BELIEVE OUR BABY DESERVED BETTER THAN THIS ! ❜