#voicemailsfrompeterparker

[rancidpancakebatter]

Hey guys! I wanna thank you for being so patient with me. I know I haven't updated in a while. For the time being, I am swamped and unfortunately haven't had the time or creative energy to write much. Or more so, my writing is not very good right now, and anything I have done, I am not proud of. I want to write more and also do some writing I would feel comfortable putting in a portfolio (I like having my fics anonymous and don't want to attach anything but my pseudonym to them) and unfortunately, there are only twenty-four hours in a day. So, for now, I would say, consider me on hiatus (If you haven't already). Again, I'm sorry, I know I look to this kind of content as an escape as well, but I hope you can find it elsewhere for now.

Here are some of my favourite writers (in no particular order), I would definitely give them try:

@secretaccountlol, @reidslovely, @slytherheign, @backupanddoitagain, @webslingingslasher, @upsidedownwithsteve, @withahappyrefrain, @p3mybeloved, @liz-allyn, @blooming-violets, @venus616, @steveharringtons-lover, @voicemailsfrompeterparker,

Please be respectful of their blogs and boundaries

[voicemailsfrompeterparker]

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Voicemail #74

To: Tony Stark

From: Peter Parker

Today another reporter asked me how old I was and I literally said I was 37 years old due to absolute panic. And he was like, “You sound kind of young to be 37”, and I was like, “Well, I am”, but then he pulled out these photos of me in the suit next to school and was like, “You seem to hang around Midtown High quite a lot”. And it was all so stressful that I ended up saying, “I enjoy looking at children” which might have been the worst possible answer. 

It took Happy a good forty minutes to persuade the news company not to run the story about how Spider-Man is preying on the children of New York.

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[youngbugandtonystank]

Do you know the blog @voicemailsfrompeterparker ? If not, check it out.

Ok, this blog is amazing!

voicemailsfrompeterparker

“but I need to know if he’s hurting you. I know you can handle yourself, Peter, but if you need me to step in, I will. Call me back, kid.“

BUT THIS;

“Um…hi, Mr. Stark. So, you know how I sent you a voicemail around 30 minutes ago about how I needed help and it was an emergency? Well, I just looked outside and I just saw three Iron Man suits circling my apartment and I just saw your 27 missed calls and I just realized that you thought I was actually in mortal danger.”

protective dad tony is my life ❤❤❤❤

[xxitsjustmayaxx]

I was tagged by @viralwolf02

Nickname: Maya P

Zodiac:Capricorn/Aquarius cusp

Height: 5'0" even

Hogwarts House: Slytherin

Last thing I googled: Common App for College

Favorite musician: Alec Benjamin and Panic at the Disco

Following: only a few I think

Followers: only 1 I think

Amount of sleep: idk depends on how tired I am

Lucky Number: 19 I guess since it's my birthday

Wearing: Pink Pj pants, and a black choir shirt

Favorite songs: Steve and Outrunning Karma, both by Alec Benjamin

Instruments: I dont play anything at the moment but I want to learn Ukulele

Random facts:

I'm in Color Guard

My elbows are double jointed

I'm one of the shortest seniors at my school

Aesthetics: idk

I tag @voicemailsfrompeterparker

[my-name-is-jelly]

11 Question tag

So this is the first time I have ever been tagged in anything like this so thx @lesbianturtle

Rules: Answer the 11 questions that the person who tagged you created truthfully. At the end of your post make up 11 new questions for the poeple you’ve tagged.

So lets start.

Q= Question

A= Answer

Q1: If you were able to live to the age of 90 and still have either the body of a 30 year old or the mind of a 30 year old wich would you choose?

A1: I would go for the body beaucoup I would be able to physicaly keep dooing the things I love dooing and with the mind of a 90 year old I’d still have all the wisdom that I gained over the years.

Q2: If you knew that in 1 year you would die for unforseen and uncurable reasons, would you change anything about the current way you are living.

A2: Yes, I’d try and leave the house more, even if it’s only going out in the garden. I’d read more books and spend some more time with friends and familie.

Q3; If you for some reason had to leave your house in a hurry, say your house is burning down. And you have to run out and you can only grab 1 item, Witch item would you grab.

A3: I’d probably grab a certaine picture frame, I have this frame that I filled with pictures and letters that are important to me.

Q4: If you could meet one dead person and just hang out with them for a day, wich person would you chose?

A4: I’m not really sure, maybe Vincent Van Gogh, his life was a complete tragedy but I’m really curious about his life. In our art history classes he’s one of the only artists who’s life story we needed to know.

Q5:If you could alter the world to the point where everyone on Earth speaks, writes, reads and uses the same the language wich lanquage would you chose?

A5: I would make everyone speak english; my native language is dutch and my second one is french but dutch feesl kind of wrong to me and I can’t write frenc to save my life. English sounds verry nice to me.

Q6: Is the dress gold and white or black and blue? Carefull, wars have been fought over this.

A6: It’s white and gold.

Q7: If you had to remove 1 song from existence - like you have to thanos snap a song- wich would you chose to eradicate from existence?

A7: Only one, that is a hard one. Probably gandam style by psy. I really hate that song.

Q8: Hogwarts house?

A8: GRYFFENDOOR

Q9: What, to you, is to serious to be joked about.

A9: The ending of endgame and Spiderman Far From Home.

Q10: If you could  instantly go anywhere on earth, where would you go first?

A10: Probably some beautifull forest or lake.

Q11: Do you have a hunch on how you’ll die?

A11: Probably diabetes. I don’t have it (yet) but I wouldn’t be surprised if I ever get diagnosed with it. I have terrible eating habbits.

Okay,now that that is done, It’s time I came up with some questions.

1. How manny stuffed animals do you have, abd what is the name of your favorite?

2. Wich of the spiderman movie series is your favorite? The original tryologie whit Tobey Maguire, the Andrew Garfield duologie or the Tom Holland movies?

3. If you watch anime wich one is your favorite and wich character do cou like the most. If you don’t wach anime, go watch some and get back to me?

4. Wich netflix original series are you currently watching?

5.  Do you speak anny other languages, if not would you like to learn some?

6. What did you like most about school

7.How do you cope with the summer heat? This is an honest question, I live in Belgium and it’s barley ever this warm.

8.Do you read fanfiction? If so which fandoms? If not, why?

9. Do you like to read?

10. Could you, without looking it up, tell me where Belgium is?

11.  Are you drinking enough whater? If not get to it hun!!!

@thatguyinthecornerino

@21stcenturyalienboy

@incorrect-avengxrs

@voicemailsfrompeterparker

Tag at the top when you do this, I would really like to see your awnsers.

[sealsharkk]

@foxbowl is the best.

so is @voicemailsfrompeterparker

what gods.

[typicalmidnight]

AND HERE I AM, BACK AGAIN WITH THEM Q'S 💖 okay, so i'll follow the same dynamics of last night/today! first question is have you ever wished upon a star? 🌟 what is something you find unique about yourself? 🌸 what was something that made you smile today? 😃 what's your favourite kind of weather? ⛅ and who are your favourite tumblrs? 😍

love answering your questions, give me all of them!!

i have many times!

umm my name. its super unusual, i’ve only met 1 other girl with the same name, but different spelling

i helped in the kindergarten class and  even though im new and they dont know me, so many came up to me and gave me hugs and it was super cute!!

sunny but not to hot with a warm breeze!

i have so many but some are @celestialparker @galaxy-parker @avengersgroupchat @voicemailsfrompeterparker those are the tumblrs i like as blogs but there are so many others i love because of the people!

[grandmascottlang]

tumblr crushes challenge: where you post your own favorite blogs to spread positivity and get your amazing blogger-friends some more followers!

Tagged by @starksparker, @lovelyh0lland, @iron-spiderr, @toms-order, and @my-current-obsessions-hehe Thank you so much guys! You guys are the best!

Tagging (and in no particular order): @parkersolo @spidey-art @awkwardpeterparker @osterfields @officialtessaholland @spiderboytotherescue @iwriteficsnottragediesladies @canyousevmyheavydirtysoul @spider-bih @spider-gwenscanary @upsidedownparker @starksparker @starksmile @zedayacoleman @onlytomholland @the-crime-fighting-spider @the-claire-bitch-project @gottaletgopete @madmadmilk @generalokoiye @chrisalicious @blushypeter @iconstom @voicemailsfrompeterparker @pumpkinsandparker @cabbagebag @notimeforthemessenger @bitessathompson @gab-spidey @lovelyh0lland @fandomxobsessions @falseosterhollandfantasies @iron-spiderr @yoinksholland @youthbitch @likechadwick + all of my mutuals

If I forgot you, I'm so sorry! I love each and everyone of you so much! 💕

rules are simple - if you’re tagged, show off your tumblr crushes and tag your post #mytumblrcrushes and of course, you don’t have to, but why pass up an opportunity to make someone’s day with this? :)

[voicemailsfrompeterparker]

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Voicemail #71

To: Tony Stark

From: Peter Parker

May thinks the reason I still call you is for sentimental stuff, like, so I can hear your voice when you ask to leave a voicemail or something. And maybe it would be if your recording didn’t say, “I’m a busy biatch, leave a voicemail and I won’t respond”.

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[youngbugandtonystank]

Can you list your top 10 iron dad blogs :p, I need some new blogs to follow!!

Hi

1. incorrectstarkfamilyquotes obsessed, totally

2 irondadtonystark  best of #Irondadmoments

3. arrow-shadowwolf  EVERYTHING about this blog

4. ironmanstan irondad fan and tony stark fan, what’s not to love?

5. itsallavengers THE posts™

6. ann-fortunately queen of gifsets™

7. starkparker YES YES YES to everything in this blog

8. irondadtexts ha. ha. I’m a little obsessed with this acc? 

9.  voicemailsfrompeterparker My new fav blog, please continue with your greatness ;)

10. underoosstark  A++ irondad content. 

And many more, thanks!  

[voicemailsfrompeterparker]

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Voicemail #73

To: Tony Stark

From: Peter Parker

The other day, Ned came up to me while we were eating lunch and was like, “Hey, Peter, can I ask you a big favor?” 

And I was like, “Sure, dude,” and he went, “Okay, so I know you don’t like to profit off the whole Spider-Man thing but my uncle’s business is having some financial troubles and I hate to ask this but could Spider-Man pose in some ads to get business up?”

So I was like, “Bro, I’ll do whatever ads your uncle needs”.

And he really did take my word for it because- though, this may be my fault for not asking what type of business his uncle ran- there’s some wonderful posters hanging around 173rd street for a medical deodorant brand with the slogan “Spider-Man has sweat stains too!”

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[voicemailsfrompeterparker]

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Voicemail #70

To: Tony Stark

From: Peter Parker

The first week of Charlie and the Chocolate Factory rehearsals have started and Ned’s really into his role. And I mean really into it. He decided to do something called “method acting”, which means he acts like Willy Wonka all the time. So, like, when we’re ordering food on the phone, and when he’s talking to girls, and when we’re presenting in Spanish class. He wears the hat and everything! In the beginning, I thought it would be a bad idea, but Ned sorta becomes super confident when he’s doing it and that’s pretty cool. The only thing is, he’s been trying to convince me to try it too- but I told him I would rather die than pretend to be an Oompa Loompa in public.

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[voicemailsfrompeterparker]

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Voicemail #67

To: Tony Stark

From: Peter Parker

Hey, Mr. Stark. Guess what? I auditioned for a musical. May said I should join some more activities after school— do things that normal high schoolers do. I told her, “I do academic decathlon… and fight crime and stuff. Those are after school activities.” 

She said, “Do things that normal high schoolers do. Something cool and fun and not super dangerous.” I mean, she’s right, academic decathlon has been pretty dangerous in the past, if I’m being honest.  

Plus, it sounded kind of fun— the musical. I mean, I feel like sometimes I get so caught up being Spider-Man, I forget to be Peter Parker. So I called Ned and was like, “Dude, let’s audition for the musical.” He asked me what it was this year and I told him, “Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I think”.

He was like, “No way, dude. They’ll make me an Oompa Loompa.”

“So?” I said, “Oompa Loompas aren’t even bad. Everybody loves them.” That was a complete lie ‘cause they’re annoying as heck, but I didn’t want to say that, y’know?

“They’re the worst,” Ned said, but he agreed to audition with me. After I promised that I’d let him borrow my mask so he could look through the coding. 

I texted MJ too and asked her if she wanted to audition with me and Ned. She texted back, “hell no”, which kinda sucked but then she added: “I’ll be stage crew though” and I sent her a little smiley face. 

The audition wasn’t great. Mr. Dell’s face was a permanent grimace the entire time. I mean, I can’t sing. Or dance. Ned says I can act, though. “It makes sense,” he said, “you practically lie about who you are for half the day.” 

“I don’t lie,” I told him. “It’s called having a secret identity.”

We got our roles today. You’ll never believe this— Ned got Willy Wonka! His audition actually quite good, now that I think about it, and I’m very excited to see him with a top hat and cane. That’s peak entertainment. 

Now, my role, on the other hand. I got Oompa Loompa #6. Not even for #1 or #2. #6. “I thought you’d shine in this role,” Mr. Dell said when he handed me my part.

I asked, “You did?” and he said, “Yeah, you’re pretty small and you give off Oompa Loompa vibes, if you know what I mean.” 

Ned tried to cheer me up by saying, “Hey, everybody loves Oompa Loompas! You said that yourself!”

“Yeah, and you said they were the worst,” I told him.

I don’t really mind my part though. I’m not on stage much— mostly backstage, actually, next to the crew. And, even if MJ laughs at my costume every time she sees me, I don’t think it will be so bad at all.

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[voicemailsfrompeterparker]

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Voicemail #58

To: Tony Stark

From: Peter Parker

Today I tripped and MJ smiled at me and said, “ha, what an idiot”. She smiled at me, Mr. Stark! She! Smiled! At! Me!

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