s15e03
Here we are again! maybe today I'll only watch one episode though, because I'm tired and I had a shitty day so I deserve to not suffer through two bad episodes
It took me one month, less than 30 days, to watch seasons 1-13
I watched 13 seasons
in one month
and it's been a month since then (almost, it'll be a month on the 12th) and I haven't been able to get through the two shortest seasons (if we don't count the author strike of s03)
anyways
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The flashbacks make me want to stop this and go watch something else
but we shall persevere!
I'm really glad I stopped watching when I did at the first episode of season 10, because if I had to wait a full week for this? I'd be fucking pissed
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they're under the dome, like in King's story
or in Harry Potter
well Rowena, that's a pessimistic outlook!
"we're all going to die" true
I like Sam and Dean's conversation through the eyes
"Give her your alcohol."
"I don't have any."
"Don't lie to me, I know you've got a flask."
"It's MY flask."
"Come on, give it to her."
"Argh, fine. Fuck."
*****
Cas talking with Belphegor is actually pretty interesting, give us more of that!
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some thoughts:
nevermind, I don't have time to think about anything because Belphegor my Beloved has an idea, with Lilith's crook, they can suck them all back to Hell
and now it's the vulvus spell! of course
I have seen the bloopers of this scene so many times
*****
I profoundly hate how the show turned into "here is a nonsense problem that has never happened before and no one should technically know how to fix it. oh, vut no! this one new mystical character --- nevermind that, Dean just decided Cas would go?! without asking?!
Dean what the fuck
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Wow Ketch sacrificed himself to save the Winchesters
maybe it's out of guilt for fucking their mom
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Belphegor you little shit, you're so mean
the cgi is so. fucking. bad.
how dare they get budget and make me watch these godawful things
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Okay, I paused on the text that Dean sent to Ketch
"Cass and Bel are going to hell. Rowena and San are doing a spell--I'm working on the Hellhole solo."
???? none of that looks like a genuine Dean text
Bel? he calls this demon they just met Bel?? and why would Dean text that whole thing out with the entire plan to Ketch? no way. he'd definitely just text like, their location, and tell hin to get their asap and then they'd explain when he got there
Also, I cannot imagine Dean texting full words with proper grammar
this is just so completely wrong
anyways, I have spent five minutes looking at this bullshit text, time to unpause
*****
wow, those sound effects are so shite
Belphegor wanted Castiel there for a reason, and I don't know what it is, but I'm guessing it's bad, or at the very least, questiona-- OH COME ON! YOU CUT AWAY RIGHT BEFORE CAS STARTS SINGING?!
that's not nice
*****
Ardat showed up and hurt my Cas 😠😭
Ah, there it is
he wants to rule Hell
I mean, if it gets the ghosts and demons away from Earth? then great!
//welp just had to take a 1.5h break because of family things, so now I should already be asleep, but I'm going to finish the episode
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Okay so it didn't work, it didn't close the gate, and Cas is punching Belphegor repeatedly, and he HE BURNED THE BODY WTF
Rowena's cutting her own heart out?? what
oh no she removed her hex bag thing
and now she's going to absorb the ghosts and demons herself? because she somehow knows a spell for that, mhm
that tracks
🙄😑
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So, Rowena needed Sam to be with her because he's the only one who can kill her
because of prophecy or whatever
Dean's angry at Cas and I understand but like, BITCH he's doing his best, stop fucking treating Cas like an enemy
this season so far is making me unship Destiel, wow congrats whoever wrote this shit
*****
so you're telling me she sucked billions of souls inside of her and she's just chilling there next to them, not exploding?!
mhm, that tracks
🙄😑
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At least now we know all we've got is Team Free Will, so we should be able to see more of Cas than we did in the last two episodes
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oh are we back at the Bunker? yeah, we are
oh right, they didn't know about Ketch
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"Why does that something always seem to be you." fuck you Dean
what the fuck
who wrote this
go fuck yourself
go fuck yourself
Cas knows he's in love with Dean
Cas knows he's in love with Dean, and he knows it will never be reciprocated
And he has to suffer through this... this indescribable bullshit Dean's got going on
"I think it's time for me to move on"
after 12 years
12 years, and Lilith, and the apocalypse, Michael and Lucifer, Crowley, the Leviathans, the tablets and prophets and Metatron, the angels falling, the Mark of Cain, Dean becoming a demon, the Alphas, the British Men of Letters, the nyphilim and Lucifer again, Apocalypse World, Nick and Apocalyspe!Michael, fighting God
a lifetime
thousands, possibly millions or even billions years old entity, an angel, who broke God's scripts and invented free will because what's fate in the name of Dean Winchester
who fell from Heaven, betrayed his kind, defied archangels and demons and creatures of all sorts
"I think it's time for me to move on." but how could he?
what is Castiel, who is he, if not Dean's?
he doesn't belong anywhere, not anymore, not for a long time
but by Dean's
I also swallow glass shards as a treat
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