hiii so i put in a request for the matching thing but you didnāt respond to it so im guessing i didnāt put enough info which i completey understand!!! very sorry about that, i hope ur still doing these requests if not i deeply apologize. anyway pls take ur time so so sorry!!
iād also like to be matched with someone in pjo pls!
personal info ? 15 yrs old, iām a girl, she/her(truly idc), bisexual, half mexican (white dadā¦)
physical: i have medium length wavy brown hair with grown out bangs, im 5ā4 average weight, pretty tan, brown eyes, silver circle glasses, i wear smudgy eyeliner w/mascara, i either wear tank tops with big pants or big t shirt with shorts
personality: iām honestly very weird with the people im close with, like very. i have brainrot humor so im always saying weird ass shit acting like itās normal. iām also very sarcastic and if im not very close with someone i give them like 0 reaction i guess? idk ppl tell me im nonchalant but that sounds rlly corny š¬ anyway im very embarrassing in public when im with my friends and they hate it but i think its funny idc!! im also pretty moody but im just a teenage girl!!!!!!! i dont get mad that easily tho like i can take a joke i just get ANNOYED easily but then ill be fine in a few minutes. also ppl tell me im very funny so š meat riding myself YES IM A NO SABO KID I AM TRYING TO LEARN SOANISH.
hobbies/intrests: love love love listening to music, love tv girl, tyler, mitski, arctic monkeys, the smiths, depeche mode, the cure, lana, tame impala, beabadoobee and so many other generes and artists but i only know like 2 songs š¬
i also had a severe fnaf phase, avatar the last airbender, spiderverse, saiki, and obvi percy jackson
currently OBSESSED with slushy noobz they are my whole personality they are how i act. along with avascreams on tiktok ive literally had 6 different ppl tell me āyou know that one girl on tiktok?? you act just like herā IM TRILY NOT EVEN TRYING TO ACT LIKE HER I SWEAR. also love sam and colby i full heartedly believe in ghosts just watch ima become a ghost hunter šš
as of right now my hobbies are playing stardew valley and never getting my homework done, i also love to draw but im not very good at it. i also love painting but i havenāt done it in a while bc of school :(( i take piano lessons as well but again, not very good even after 5 years. i rlly like reading too but again bc of school i havenāt read as much lately, love playing with my pets (dog and cat) theyāre so cute i love animals so so much i want more but yknow im busy, ive also gotten into working out bc im tryna lose this face fatš«„
likes: love carnival rides!!!! theyāre so fun i love the fair SO MUCH. beautiful atmosphere truly. the zipper is so fun donāt let anyone lie to you. nature, i love going on walks in the woods but i canāt bc i donāt live near anyš food i love food, korean, mexican, american, japanese, i love it all. english class! teacher is so sweet i love her and its also easy and boring so
dislikes: six flags. i hate roller coasters. annoying ppl like bruh stfu up OH MY GOD. when my mom asks me about college, leave me alone pls!
okay i truly donāt know what else to put i hope this was enough šš
-faith š
Hey Faith, I am so so sorry that this took incredibly long to complete. Iāve been insanely busy these few months and lots of personal stuff going on so I really hope that this does it justice! And also also donāt be sorry Iām really sorry that this took so long
Your PJO ship: Leo Valdez š„š„š„ (man Iām jealous)
Explanation: honestly the best way I can explain this is that youāre crazy totally matches his crazy. Your freak matches his freak. is somebody gonna match my freak? Yes, someone will match your freak and that person is Leo. Starting off with your physical appearance, I think that he would be very attracted to you and I think you give a vague match of his mom like I feel like you look like his mom a little little bit, which is what kind of drew him to you in the first place I feel like he probably saw you in a crowd and his jaw dropped. He just thought that you were your clothing style. He also liked your eyeliner which he had you do on him whenever you guys got comfortable enough in the relationship he was like hey can I please have your make up routine done on me? He looked rlly hot but anyway- you guys are just so chaotic together with your personality like you match him so well I feel like Leo in order to make a relationship work with him. He needs to have someone thatās either vastly different than him or the same because I mean, I just see you guys as Deadpool and Vanessa, you guys so chaotic in public you guys would do so much embarrassing shit together and social anxiety would be afraid of both of you combined, a deadly duo. Whenever you were first getting to know each other, and you were more relaxed and chill around him less if youāre crazy with showing, thatās what kind of Drew him like he thought that your dynamic could be that you would kind of be more opposites, but then he slowly realize that you were just as fucking goofy and silly as him, and he would have a blast with you as you guys got further on into your even like just friendship that eventually turn into romance. You guys always have the funniest times together like Iām not joking. You guys would be the couple to go out with if you wanted a good time because you guys just yeah youāre chaotic and glorious and also really freaking funny and I mean yeah. (I would also like to let you know to do a deeper dive into your personality. I did research some of the people you mentioned that you were compared to and watched some of their videos and subjected myself to the painful amount of puns and batshit crazy, honestly Iām pretty impressed if people are comparing you) as for your hobbies, he would love playing Stardew Valley and I feel like he would romance. Sebastian donāt ask me why, but I just feel like he would. He would totally want Sebastian as I donāt know why OK I really donāt. I really donāt but anyway thatās just my personal theory. But he would love playing Stardew with you. Heās also a procrastinator when it comes to homework and work and taking things seriously in general so you guys would be quite the interesting duo and I feel like U2 would just end up making out during study date so if you want someone to study with? Heās probably not the best person. Also, I think that he would love your art and would be absolutely obsessed. If you ever did any artwork of him or just inspired by him like he would love that he would frame that shit he would brag to everyone about how good you are and same goes with piano heās obsessed even if you think you werenāt very good after five years of playing he thinks youāre magnificent. It took everything in him to not compare you to Apollo because he knew that that would probably get you like blasted into the sky or something, but he just thinks anything that comes from you is good basically. Thatās Leo Math.
You + Anything= Good.
He can never read very much because of his ADHD. I just feel like he would lose interest in books really easily unless theyāre really exciting or exactly what heās being into at this point, so I feel like he would get the being too busy to read. He also loves animals. He would absolutely snuggle all the pets in the world. I feel like he just loves animals. I feel like he especially loves dogs because they match his energy and heās definitely like a golden retriever guy or maybe a Chihuahua guy one of them anyway dogs are very Leo core. Also, he thinks your chubby face is cute, and while he promotes working out for the healthiness of it, he thinks you have the wrong motivation if you want to get rid of that cute squeezable cheeks. (Multiple cheeks if ykwim) he also loves carnival rides and heās a huge foodie so if you ever went out to him, you guys would end up eating more than your stomachs and belts can handle I mean yeah you guys would just be done if you ever went out to eat because he would order so much food and then I feel like because of his ADHD heād be midway eating through another thing and then see other stand and be like babe. We gotta go there next. basically you guys would be extremely full. He also likes nature walks. I think that he kind of just likes the dirt of it because heās definitely not afraid to get dirty and he loves just poking around nature I mean, I honestly thatās how I see him going on hikes like heād pick up slugs, he do all kinds of like gross stuff. People normally wouldnāt do like I donāt know, letting a worm crawl on his arm or something. ļæ¼ anyway you guys totally match each other crazy and match each otherās freak yes just like the song, and I really ship it šššššš
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traffic ā motorcycle
Authorās Note: inspired by my childhood in Hanoi (Vietnam) and @maaarshieeeā !!
traffic ā motorcycle
Iguro Obanai x Reader, Kocho Shinobu x Reader, Uzui Tengen x Reader
Word Count: ~1,500
CW: dark humor, explicit language, mild sexual content
traffic ā car
~faqs~
From my traffic ā car hcsā¦
āā¼ļø Pls and ty read these hcs w/ a grain of salt and lots of humor ā¼ļø
If you drive, then thereās a high likelihood that you might do some of the following driving behaviors/pet peeves mentioned
Myself included in that likelihood lmao š¬ (not including myself this time around bc Idk how to drive a motorcycle lol, altho I hope to ~eventually learn !!)
These hcs are just a personal indulgence into how I believe various Hashira would approach/react to traffic šā
ā¦ but this time āØmotorcycle styleāØ
P.S. For all you motorcycle snobs out there (I mean that as lovingly as possible btw ā my partner is one of those motorcycle snobs lol š): I know you ride a motorcycle, but for the sake of distinguishing between the driver and any passengers, Iāll be using the verb DRIVE
P.P.S. Apparently you ride a motorcycle bc you go w/ the motorcycleās flow ā whereas you drive a car bc the car follows your commandsĀ
#apparently
Writing Obanai purely for the imagery of him having a lil front basket for Kaburamaru š
āHaving been adopted from/grown up in Hanoi (2nd-4th grade), I can assure you a snake on a motorcycle would not be particularly weird
āMuch easier to transport a snake than 6 ft tall stacks of paper towel bundles
āOr an entire kumquat tree
āOr a dog just sitting on a passengerās lap smooshed between them and the driver
Dw tho, he doesnāt literally stick Kaburmaru directly into the motorcycleās basket !! Poor snake could go flying š
Heās got another basket, perhaps woven, definitely padded, in which Kaburamaru chills, and then that basket goes into the motorcycleās basket
But strong winds arenāt really an issue anyway when Obanaiās stuck in traffic
Motorcycles can totally be nifty, sneaky lil vehicles, weaving between cars and whatnot
Except Obanaiās disciplined and doesnāt wanna take any risks w/ Kaburmura, and/or you, as his passengers !!
So he sticks to the rules of the roadāAs motorcyclists should he firmly believesāregardless of how tired his legs get
Bc yanno, motorcycles can lowkey suck in traffic (if youāre unwilling to utilize their āfull potentialā)
You canāt exactly rest or balance as one might in a car ā itās similar to a bicycle in that regard
āIdk if this is an unpopular opinion, but ppl who try to balance on their bicycles w/o putting their feet down at red lights are fucking extra š
āItās one thing if youāre doing it as a fun challenge; another if you genuinely think itās āhelpfulā
āBruh ?? It takes significantly less effort to just put your feet down
āābUt Iām KeEpInG mY mOmEnTuM gOiNgā
āYour momentum isnāt going
āYouāre just wobbling around looking like an idiot
Obanai doesnāt have a fancy, dense motorcycle, so having to stand and support its weight in traffic isnāt too tedious
But you still feel badly about it
āThank you, Obanai,ā you say for the umpteenth time, squeezing his waist apologetically
He grunts, āDonāt worry about me, [y/n]. This is light work.ā
You snort softly, eyeing the relentless traffic ahead through the clear shield of your helmet, āYou could always-ā
āNo,ā he cuts you off gently, āIām not risking yours or Kaburamaruās safety. Itās okay, [y/n]. Iām okay. Iām a motorcyclist, not a pedestrian or bicyclist, and I intend to drive as one.ā
Sometimes you wish heād loosen up, especially on occasions when the trafficās so bad that walking mightāve been faster (walking orrr a lil line splitting actionā¦ š)
But you ultimately respect and appreciate where heās coming from
Heās seen enough cocky motorcyclists whizzing past him only to get pulled over, in fender bender accidents, or worse
Besidesā¦
The heavier the traffic, the longer he gets to feel the warmth of your chest sweet against his back
Your elbows tucked snugly above his hips
Knees pressed comfortably into his thighs
Are there easier ways to ācuddleā ??
Yeah, duh, obvi š¤Ŗ
But Obanaiās greedy for all of the ways pls and ty š„ŗ
If Shinobuās a menace driving a car in traffic, then sheās an absolute disaster driving a motorcycle in traffic
Disaster as in, sheās a lane-splitting-unexpected-swerving-rubber-burning queen
āObvi irl pls donāt be a monarch of dangerous driving
āIn a car, on a motorcycle, or otherwise š¶
Not to mention, sheās tiny
Just as nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
Nobody expects a 4ā11ā woman to zoom past them in the middle of rush hr on a motorcycle
āWhatās the point in driving a motorcycle as anything besides a motorcycle?ā she pouts as you scold her for her most recent terrorization of downtown
āThe point,ā you pinch the bridge of your nose, āIs to not die.ā
āThe point,ā she grins cheekily, āIs to get from A to B faster than everyone else!ā
UGH
āHow do you not have a bajillion driving violations? Tickets? Is your license even legal?ā
She claps gleefully, āI wear a helmet!ā
You sigh, bc, well, she does wear more than adequate gear
āShinobu,ā she hums in acknowledgement, āArenāt you the one who told me everyone at the hospital calls motorcyclists donorcyclists?ā
āOh absolutely! š Iām no exception. š Dr. Donorcycle at your service. šā
UGH x 2
ā[y/n], dear,ā youāre skeptical of the singsong tone of her voice, āIf you joined meā¦ just onceā¦ā
āNo.ā
āBut-ā
āNo. Iām not getting on a death trap controlled by another death trap.ā
Ā Shinobu huffs, bc she knows you could fall in love w/ riding on a motorcycle ā her, motorcycle
The sleek exhilaration, bursts of acceleration at every green light
The coziness of a sun warmed leather seat (Shinobu only drives her motorcycle in the summer), intimacy of your body clinging to hers
The pure badass factor, knowing everyoneās sneaking appreciative, envious glances at your terrifyingly incredible partnerĀ
But could and can arenāt quite the same thing
And if she canāt even get you on her motorcycle, then you canāt fall in love w/ it ā¹ļø
You did offer a compromise the first time she made the suggestion
āIf you swear to drive normally, then Iāll go on a ride with you.ā
Which, she immediately rejected š¤
Whatās the point in driving a motorcycle as anything besides a motorcycle?
PLUS, what if you got stuck in traffic?
Then thereād be no way, none in the slightest, none at all, that sheād be able to honor your compromise
Motorcycles were created to be trafficās loophole !!!!!
In case it isnāt crystal clear by now: Shinobu is proud and unashamed of her motorcycle driving ~style
Whereās the fun in bringing you along if she has to drive like Obanai by the rulebook?
Then you wouldnāt be riding w/ Shinobu ā youād just be riding w/ Obanai
Someday sheāll convince bribe threaten lie steal you to ride w/ her
Maybe
Prob not
š
So I didnāt write hcs for Tengen in traffic ā car, but dAMN THIS FINE MF š
Him on a motorcycle
Puhleeease š
Him on multiple motorcycles, bc he def owns at least two
A cruiser and a sports bike
ā¦
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Alternatively, him on a classic moped scooter (bc tbh most āmotorcyclesā in Hanoi are mopeds) w/ you, Hina, Makio, and SumaĀ
āYes
āAll of you
āIt can be done
āIt has been done
āLiterally just Google āmoped familyā and look at the resulting images
Quick poll!
Would you choose to:
Sit in front of Tengen (smooshed against his chest, muscular arms encircling you, and excuuuse me youād basically be in his lapā¦ Iāll leave the rest to your imagination š)
Sit directly behind Tengen (smooshed into his back, perfect position to feel up his abs hug him, and you bet heād rub your knee, thigh, whatever, at red lights ā altho that applies to sitting in front of him too)
Sit between Hina/Makio/Suma (BOOBS, yeah, thatās, thatās it, thanks for reading, buh bye š³ I gotta go sit between boobs)Ā
Sit on the end (highest risk of flying off lmao, but I personally love sitting at the endāassuming more than 2 ppl on the motorcycleābc itās so FREEING: that taste of danger)
Idk what Iād choose
Likely just switch it up depending on my mood
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Only con to being 1 of 5 passengers?
Well, thereās prob more than one con lol, but the main one Iām thinking of
TRAFFIC SWEAT
Motorcycles can get uncomfortably hot, especially in the summer, w/ even just 1-2 passengers
Let alone someone of Tengenās stature + 4 additional bodies
Itās tolerable, enjoyable, when youāre able to ride at faster speeds (~30mph/~48km+ perhaps) bc wind on a motorcycle is no joke
But stuck in traffic?
Youāve all learned your lesson
Saddlebags serve one purpose now: to carry clean clothes for everyone
āTangent inspired by Obanaiās hcs lmao: TENGENāS LEGS BE WILD
āLike, stuck in traffic supporting 4 pplās weight + the motorcycle ??
āSHeesh! šŖš¦µ
āOr maybe Iām overestimating how much effort it takes
āRegardless
āš„µĀ
Fortunately, motorcycle excursions usually occur during the weekend
To local hiking trails
Parks for picnics
At midnight, bc why not? āļøš
So you donāt hit traffic too often
Tengen def intentionally plans your outings to be more spontaneous and naturesqueĀ
Bc he cannot stand traffic sweat š£
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finished watching colin bakerās doctor whoās yday, so hereās my thoughts on the ~6th doctorās era~ š³
i Rly didnāt like him at first sndsfdgh, they made him V unlikable in his first story, but he did slowly grow on me over time š heās still definitely the loudest, most pretentious and probs most ~undoctor-like~ doctor, but i can see where they were going w/ him softening up (a bit like the 1st and 12th doctors!!) itās just he unfortunately didnāt get 2 play it out bcos he got fired.. š but as i said he did grow on me a Lot and i would have liked 2 have seen more of him, but as it stands my ratings of the classic doctors from most to least fav atm (altho i donāt dislike any of them!!) is 5th, 2nd, 4th, 3rd, 6th, 1st š®
the good thing abt his loud perfomance tho, is it made sure none of his stories were boring š
iād read a lot abt them being some of the worst rated ones among the whole tv show, classic and modern, but it made me pleasantly surprised when i didnāt actually dislike any of them, and some of them are actually some of my favs of the whole show!! šµ
like, i think the worst thing a story can be is just Boring, which is where a lot of the 1st doctorās, and even some of the 4th and 5thās stories fall down, but i rly enjoyed all of 6ā²s, w/ some of my favs being vengeance on varos, the mark of the rani, the two doctors and all of the trial of a time lord but especially terror of the vervoids!! š„°
as for companions tho.. peri never grew on me at All š
i think it was her Terrible american accent that rly pushed her over the edge 4 me, but apart from that she was another companion who.. didnāt rly do much?? she just always seemed 2 want 2 go back to the tardis and spent most of her time being the ~damsel in distress~ so i think unfortunately she might be the only companion so far (bcos i even liked adric a Little bit!!) that iāve actually Disliked.. š and then she Almost got a cool ending, apparently getting killed off in āmindwarpā but then it got revealed she was Another companion (like.. the 6th?? one now) to get married off, which i was Rly hoping we were done w/ by the 80s.. š£ altho obvs that isnāt her fault, and her actress was rightfully annoyed abt it as well bcos sheād asked 2 be killed off, but still.. š¬
mel tho!! iād read a lot abt ppl finding her annoying, and going into it i knew my mom Hates bonnie langford, so i was rly surprised i like her quite a lot!! maybe sheās just a relief after spending a season and a half w/ peri, but sheās v fun + happy, as well as clever and adventurous, and her intro w/ her being introduced in a future where sheās already travelling w/ the doctor is definitely one of the most interesting companion entrances in the whole show!! š¤Æ and she had a good dynamic w/ the 6th doctor and does w/ the 7th as well from what iāve seen so far so yeah, i like mel!! š
this post accidentally ended up being a bit longer than i meant it 2 be snfshjgff but yeah so thatās my thoughts on the 6th doctor!! š„³ we started watching sylvester mccoyās doctor whoās earlier and iām Loving him from what iāve seen so far (he was the one i was most looking forward 2 watching out of all of classic who too!! šµ) and i canāt wait 2 see where he goes, but omg this means iāve nrly finished watching classic who now which is.. so weird bcos itās all iāve been watching since last november?? š
šØ canāt believe itās nrly over.. š
but anyways yeah!! long post, thanks 4 reading if u did!! š„°āØ
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