#w-what cheese

[arieswritez]

vincible

vincible | mark grayson x gn!reader (fluff)

alright since you all asked so kindly here's the fluff from my last hc 🫶🏾 :

cw: slightly suggestive but nothing nsfw. that's all :D

"why's it looking at me like that?"

the two of you are in bed and with his weight pinning you down, you find it hard to concentrate on what he means.

your head's all fuzzy with the way he's been drowning you in kisses. he kisses you like it might be his last chance to do so: sweet, languid until they melt into something more feral. the way his costume hugs his body doesn't exactly help your concentration, either.

your body's warm as it soaks up his body heat - he's like a fucking furnace - and it yearns. . no. . demands for his attention. you ignore him, making a soft, impatient sound that sounds more like a whine as you try to guide his lips back onto yours.

however, he keeps his head turned to your right, staring at a spot on your bed and says, "what're you lookin' at, huh?"

you pull back, confused, then follow his line of vision.

finally, you see what he sees: a stuffed animal perched against your pillow.

you watch as mark squints at the toy, then, tilts his head and scoffs in indignation as if it's just hurled an insult his way.

"what'd you say?" mark sits up and away from you, puffing out his chest.

the plushie stares at mark with big, black, empty eyes.

you stare up at mark, confused, as he carries on his one sided beef with your plushie.

"they cuddle you while im not here?"

mark crawls over to your plushie and grabs it by its soft neck, his fingers wrapping around the entirety. he pulls it close, putting his nose right up against the toy's. "you wanna say that again, tough guy? don't you know who i am?"

"mark, what're you doing -" you giggle, leaning back on your elbows to watch the ridiculous display before he shushes you.

"hey, you stay out of this. i'll deal with you later." he snaps before turning his attention back to the toy. "oh, you don't care? well, let's see if you care about this -"

mark suddenly shoves the toy into his face.

he flops down atop your bed, wildly flailing with one hand while the other mushes the plushie against his face. he's comically good at it, too, looking like he's being mauled by some feral cat.

he's only emboldened by your uncontrollable laughter: grunting with effort as he rolls over the stuffy and delivers a few blows. even making his own sound effects before he rolls onto his back, your toy gaining the upper hand once again.

this time, he sits the toy atop his face and flails like he's being suffocated. eventually, his body falls limp. the hand that isn't holding the toy upright falling limply at the side of your bed.

your plushie's fought dirty and won.

"i dunno, mark," you manage to say between hiccuping laughs, "you seem pretty vincible to me."

"very funny." comes his muffled voice from beneath the toy. he sits up, stuffy still in hand as he fixes you with an accusatory glare. "laugh. yeah, laugh, while your boyfriend's being mercilessly beaten."

he crawls closer and he thrusts the toy in your direction, waving it side to side by the back of the neck, holding it at arm's length like he's afraid it'll attack him. "i guess you want him now, don't you?"

you raise a brow. "don't misgender my plushies, grayson."

mark retracts the plushie and flips it upside down, looking at its bottom. "oh, right."

you let out a chortle of laughter and he's on you in seconds: pinning you down and smushing the plushie against your face, making kissy sounds while you breathlessly beg him to stop.

[sergle]

people being dramatic about "american cheese" (in quotes bc americans didn't make it) is one of my favorite topics because it's funny to see people talk about it like it's a biohazardous waste when it's literally just Cheddar That Has Been Watered Down With Milk, And Then Emulsified

[giddlygoat]

the old man yoai grind never stops 🫡

[hellishfig]

the most upsetting part of rewatching the unsleeping city is when brennan says that a bacon egg and cheese costs $2.50 when the cheapest i find a bacon egg and cheese now is $5

this season was filmed in 2018/19 and inflation is real and i'm sad

[asymmetryestablished]

since my return to tumblr I’ve been seeing a lot of ppl talking abt disabilities & I have one piece brainrot real bad so I figured I’d babble a bit

it took me a weirdly long time to realize that... Shanks is disabled??? like. he lost an arm. if the fan theory is correct, he lost his sword arm. and only after losing his sword arm did this man go on to become one of the four most powerful people on the seas.

and he’s not the only one!!! Crocodile’s missing a hand. Tashigi’s probably legally blind without her glasses, which she keeps fucking losing. Fujitora’s blind, Zolo’s sense of direction is so bad it probably qualifies as some sort of intellectual disability — hell, Whitebeard himself, Edward fucking Newgate, is on a ventilator for the entire time he spends on the page/screen. and yet.

none of these people are defined by their disability. Whitebeard is considered the strongest man in the world. Zolo is fucking Zolo. Fujitora’s an admiral, which is the only reason I’m calling him Fujitora in the first place. Tashigi is Smoker’s right-hand man. Crocodile is one of the first truly imposing villains the straw hats come across, and, oh yeah, still making himself relevant nearly a thousand chapters later. and Shanks... well, Shanks is one of the Four Emperors, a.k.a. legally classified as one of the four biggest threats to the current world order. he’s doing pretty okay for himself for a guy who visibly struggles to button his shirts.

it just makes me think. Oda has made a world where disability accommodations are... normalized. in a weird sort of way, but still. hell, this is a maritime setting — having a devil fruit power is a permanent disability, and yet people don’t hesitate to take them on. because everyone is just... used to accommodating them. can’t swim? don’t go overboard, keep someone on watch around the water, bathe with a friend. only one hand? that’s fine, that’s why you keep your first mate around. can’t see? we have superpowers for that. we can handle it. to paraphrase Usopp: you do what you can, and leave the rest to your crewmates.

anyway I really love one piece

[housecow]

on 4/20 i burnt two bags of popcorn because i was high asf and too busy eating to realize the bag wasn’t turning in that tiny ass microwave 😔

[unexpectedbrickattack]

how do you feel about peppino x vigilante? i feel like it has potential but i've never seen anyone else ship it

It is SO funny that u ask this bc i was JUST thinking about them, and how if i made a human design for vigi then id never be normal (oops). theyd be the most uneventful old man couple and i love that for them. thank u for this ask and for reading my mind so take this thing i sketched out a couple days ago

[mantegato]

u have to fully consume and digest one of these which one do you pick

[electricalcheese]

hi chat any1 remember when i got obsessed with toa and mostly apollo (okay maybe not i didn't make art of him much on tumblr but i WAS obsessed he was the only character i thought about)..

because i'm here with a fanart of him after like.. *checks notes* 8 months??? wowie

oh yeah i missed toapril.. woops.. also wtf i almost forgot to add the acne 💔💔💔 yeah idk how to dtaw it but i tried to incorporate it

wow coming back to pjo makes me yap more like i used to

also ummm art improvement under cut i think?? idk i'm proud of how car i've come :33

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

oh waow maybe having friendly neighbors is a Good thing (said in the voice of a guy who just received free cookies)

[wttcsms]

whats ur favourite meal/dish! send me some yummy foods

bun bo hue is one of my favorite meals of all the time but i could be biased since im vietnamese haha!! banh mi dac biet is another favorite food of mine which is funny bc it’s just a sandwich essentially 😭😭 (when i was 17, i went thru a massive banh mi craving and would consume 2 banh mi’s a day [lunch + dinner] which equated to 2 feet of bread consumed per day for a week straight HAHAHA)

now that i live alone and cook for myself more often, i do very simple meals haha. i love a good steak so sirloin + any form of potato (mashed or baked) with greens (either a salad, steamed green beans, or broccoli) is so chefs kiss to me. i like to do a “healthy” taco salad sometimes too, so it’s basically ground beef (i like really lean meats so i tend to search for 93 lean/7 fat) + your choice of seasonings and i use plain greek yogurt in place of sour cream, iceberg lettuce, tomatoes, and then i usually try to find the best block of cheese available at the store and shred it on top!!! so yummy and simple

[miaoqing]

binghe is literally just whiny, dramatic, and lazy. like. the abyss is a BREEZE compared to going grocery shopping

[fxggotclown]

im complaining abt fans of a story that most ppl have no idea exists and in large part have only watched the kdrama adaptation . but a lot of fans talk abt yoo jung makes me so upset and sad . bc to me its very obvious hes autistic . but every time ive seen ppl talk abt him they are painting him as an abuser. grips you by the shoulders .he s morally grey just like everyone in hthe entire story .

[daughterthethird]

this is the pinnacle of cookie run character design btw. you may not like it, but its the truth

[sonjabysonjamorgan]

i do love the guaranteed fusion cuisine of literally anything from any culture + poutine

[distraughtlesbian]

bryce lahela in the edenbrook OR, taking out mc’s organs: intestines, slay. liver, slay. spleen, slay. appendix……..FLOP!

mc: can yuo turn the lady gaga down it’s making the anaesthetic wear off