#watch princess diaries

[monstrumpuella]

Recently started rewatching some of my favorite Disney films and let me say this:

The Princess Diaries is still one of the best films ever and I loved it, adored it and it instantly took me back to my childhood. Mia was my icon I loved her so much she was me with the awkwardness the humor the kindness the determination the anxiety just being so caring

She the absolute queen 👑💞

[stydixa]

"I don't want to rule my own country, I just want to pass the tenth grade." A PRINCESS DIARIES (2001) Dir. Garry Marshall

[teddybeartoji]

arranged marriage type of thing with tengen and princess!reader....... you're so against it and he finds it very funny. you keep trying to act all big and tough (he loves it) but then trip over your feet and he ends up catching you every single time and it's just so embarrassing and he's so handsome and so good with a sword and you want to hate him so bad but his lips do look awfully soft and his hands do feel very good on your waist and he even smells so good but he's so arrogant and you don't like him but he's helping you put on your heels now and he's surprisingly gentle and it's kind of making you sick bc oh my god maybe you do want him.......................

[dear-ao3]

*death stare* "if you hurt my girl. you will answer directly to me. and whatever crimes i commit against you remember that i have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries. including puerto rico."

[noodles-and-tea]

"I stand here, ready to take my place as your queen, without a husband."

[atorionsbelt]

jamie tartt unnecessarily touching roy kent’s hand and holding his hips was sooo stereotypical guy on date guides partner’s body as excuse of practicing sport with correct form but rly just wants to be close

[merlyn-bane]

where is my princess diaries au where ahsoka is mia and obi-wan and cody are clarisse and joseph

[avionvadion]

“You’ve been wearing black too long.”

“No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.”

“If you hurt my girl, you will answer directly to me, and whatever crimes I commit against you; remember, I have diplomatic immunity in 46 countries, including Puerto Rico.” “Sir, you will find that the word "fear" is not in my vocabulary!” “Perhaps... but it's in your eyes.”

Man… no one does it quite like Jo.

[onii-pamn]

nap time 💤💤💤

[buckevantommy]

Bobby’s new actor friend on the set of Hotshots is none other than Callum Blue aka. General Zod from Smallville aka. Mason from Dead Like Me aka. Alex from Secret Diary Of A Call Girl aka. Andrew Jacoby from Princess Diaries 2 

[running-with-the-feels]

About your Royal!Kuai Liang AU; Now I'm just thinking about Hanzo who unknowingly married a prince JSJDJEJDJDJ

Someone who knows way too much: ...What do you have there?

Hanzo, practically draped over in what would've been the outfit of a royal consort or something, given by Kuai Liang (who also probably wasn't aware of it's use either): A smoothie.

On the other hand I'm just thinking if Hanzo ever realizes he starts thinking Kuai Liang's way out of his league and tries to distance away, but Kuai Liang isn't having any of it 👏👏

My favorite idea for this so far is that neither of them know that Kuai Liang is royalty (and technically a king even if he doesn't have a proper kingdom) until after he digs up some old Cryomancer jewelry in the Lin Kuei temple that just so happens to be symbols of the royal house, and gives some to Hanzo.

Neither of them realizes anything is strange about that until they go to Outworld to meet with Kitana Kahn for whatever reason and everyone starts bowing to Kuai Liang all of a sudden and calling him "Your highness" or "Your majesty" and he's just like:

Kuai Liang: Forgive my coarseness, but what the fuck?

A little bit of digging into outworld's records informs them that yes in fact Kuai Liang is a royal and the rightful heir to the throne of what was once the cryomancer's homeland and the few cryomancers that still live on that land Will be coming to find him and pledge their fealty the second they learn that any members of the royal house survived.

Kuai Liang basically goes and hides in the mountains of Arctika for a while and Hanzo blue screens as he processes the fact that he has technically married up. Kitana (unhelpfully) informs Hanzo that this makes him a Prince Consort and Hanzo has a bit of a crisis about it

[milflewis]

i’ve been babysitting all day and one of the kids just went to me. you’re kinda cool for a grown up. this is it i have peaked in life

[bella-rose29]

Anthony lockwood princess diaries au

that's the post

[onthewaytosomewhere]

toe-popping kisses

ok so i just realized as i was looking at the full version of this pic

that Henry's foot is all up as if he's either anticipating or just had a TOE-POPPING KISS ala Mia Thermopoplis in Princess Diaries

(hafta use the gif for the second one cuz it's the one i can find lolz but it kinda fits since Alex is a bit Nicholas-coded)

HENRY IS MIA THERMOPOLIS!!!

*insert various other reasons i'm certain i could come up with as well but well am not going to at this point lolz)

[clambuoyance]

I think I stopped watching them after 2010, pretty sure the mermaid one where she lives in Malibu was the very last one I watched