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vouam · 2 months
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This ‘non-binary’ male twitter user has been stinking up my fyp recently.
Isn’t it crazy that ‘leftist’ misogynists love to yap about how bad bioessentialism is when that’s literally the basis for their misogyny?
This is the same man who claimed sex work would still exist in a socialist utopian society and anyone who suggests otherwise is a SWERF..
God forbid women mention bioessentialism when talking about their own oppression. You oppress someone on the basis of their biology - they are obviously going to fear you based on YOUR biology. No one cares that you’re non-binary
Once again TRA trying to forbid biology entering the conversation about sexism. Because they’re so desperate to distance themselves from being male in order to mask blatent misogyny.
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yootaesowlwrites · 7 days
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Mr Baek - Baek Zuho
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W/C: 7.9K
Note: Blank blogs will be blocked. I don’t trust y’all, so make sure you have your age in your bio/desc or something on your blog or a pfp. Minors DNI or get blocked!
Warnings: AU, CEO AU, nudism, explicit language, light nipple play, pet/nicknames, sir kink, dirty talk, fingering, panty fingering, cum tasting, blowjob, kinda messy, window sex, unprotected sex(reader’s on the pill), aftercare, hint of future relationship.
Age Warning: I will not take responsibility because you wanted to read this, but if you’re under the age of 18+, DO NOT INTERACT OR READ. Do not take this as educational, this is fiction!
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You clear your throat as you tug on the skirt you wore for work, your boss, Mr Baek Juho, was strict with the uniform code, and you were to make sure you were presentable at all times for him and the clients that would pass by to see him, you were his secretary for almost six months now, and you would never in your life admit out loud that you had a crush on the man.
“Mr Baek…” You knock on the door, already feeling your heart rate drumming loudly in your chest, you just needed to tell him that his late evening appointment had been cancelled and rescheduled for the following week, but you still felt nervous, maybe it was the cold stare you were always met with that caused it, or maybe it was the knowledge of knowing how he likes to run his business and he disliked when his employees messed up and made the company look bad. But you certainly hadn’t messed up… So the only answer to your nervousness was the fact that you liked your boss a little too much.
“Come in,” You hear him say. You take the door knob with a shaky hand before twisting it open and pushing the door open, he clicks on something on his computer before standing to pull his dress shirt back into place. “Has Mr Kai arrived for our meeting?” A strand of hair was over his forehead, while the remainder of his hair was pushed back.
“I, no, he had just called to reschedule for next week at ten in the morning instead,” You say. “He had mentioned that something had come up, and he couldn’t make the meeting today, Mr Baek,” You explain, hoping you wouldn’t stumble over your words while his eyes were looking directly into yours from across the room.
“Hmm,” He hums as he nods his head. “Thank you for informing me, it seems that we can pack up and go home, thank you for staying until now, Ms Y/l/n,” You lightly smile at him and give a quick nod. “Could you perhaps close that window for me and shut the curtains?” Your eyes move towards the open window.
“Yes, of course, Mr Baek,” You say before fully stepping into his office and shutting the door behind you, shutting the door behind you was a natural instinct by now, you had learned early on to close it when you were called into his office. You make your way towards the window and reach up as you hear him begin to move some things around on his desk, your shirt lifts upwards and slips from where it was tucked into your skirt and exposing some of your skin while your skirt rides up just a little. Zuho pauses with what he is doing as his eyes move towards you as you struggle to reach the window that was pushed open, he knew you would struggle to reach it, he had after all chosen one of the top windows to open, his eyes move down to your middle and saw your exposed stomach. Perhaps it was an abuse of his power, but he loved to catch small glimpses of you in any way he could without making a move or making you feel uncomfortable.
“Struggling Ms. Y/l/n?” He asks as he clicks on the button to shut off his computer. He moves away from his desk as he rolls up his sleeves, you turn towards him about to reassure him that you could do it, only for him to already press himself up against you and reach for the window. “I apologise, I didn’t realise it was too high,” You swallow as he pulls it shut and locks it, you turn yourself to look outside the window, waiting for him to take a step back, but he never does. “Beautiful view of the city lights tonight, isn’t it?” You swallow as you feel his cologne surround you and fill your lungs with each breath in. You begin to lower your arms as you realise you haven’t yet and glance upwards and see him pressing his hands into the glass, the veins on his arms prominent before disappearing underneath the sleeves.
“I… ye-yes, it i-is,” You stutter out, and instantly start cursing yourself for stuttering in front of him. “I… let me just get the curtains, and then, then I’ll be off,” You could feel heat moving along your neck to your cheeks and your palms getting sweaty, before you could step to the side, his arms moved down to block you and keep you from moving away, your breathing stops, and you freeze in your spot, he lowers his head, and you feel his breathing right against your neck and earlobe.
“Ms Y/n/l… you seem a bit tense, perhaps you could tell me what’s causing you to be so tense?” He asks. As if he did not know, he knew very well, he knew what he made others feel, and he knew his reputation as the owner of his company, he knew he made others nervous in his presence, but he hoped to the heavens that you were feeling a different type of nervousness around him, because truth be told, he had taken a liking to you, and having you work as his secretary, it was always a pleasure to enter the office and find you at your desk greeting him with a smile, ready to prepare him for his daily schedule before you would return to your desk, and out of sight from him. He had wished his office walls were made of glass, just so he could take glances at you, but thankfully it was not, otherwise he wouldn’t have done any of his work.
“Mr Baek… I, just… it’s just… it’s late and, and… I need to, I should…” You stutter, unable to get your mind to work properly to find a decent enough excuse, it was like your mind had completely shut down, and it wasn’t giving you any type of words. His hands slide down the window leaving behind a smeared handprint before you feel his hands brush over your hips, pushing your shirt up slightly, and brushing his hands along your warm skin, the cold feeling of his hands makes you gasp and shut your eyes.
“Do I make you this tense and nervous?” He asks in a hushed tone, his voice right by your ear, you had to hold yourself back from whimpering. “You can tell me, there won’t be any repercussions if you say it’s me,” His hands pause on your exposed skin, and you feel your skin slowly begin to heat up, it suddenly felt like the air had thickened in the room. “Are you comfortable like this?” Your heart was hammering in your chest, you weren’t complaining about how close he was or about the warmth he was giving off, but there was one thing, one problem, he was your boss. “Or should I Take a step back?” The question had a different meaning as well, and you had an idea of what he was really asking.
“Yo-you’re my boss, Mr Baek…” You mumble. “This shouldn’t be… you shouldn’t be…” You feel his thumbs dip into the elastic of your skirt and hold onto it, making you swallow what you were about to say next.
“Let me rephrase it,” He says, making you shiver at how strong his tone is. “Do you want me to take a step back, and we can both pretend this moment never happened, or do you want to keep going and see where this could lead us both?” Gosh, did you want to find out where this would lead to, but what would that mean for you when you had found out where it would lead, what would it mean for your job?
“I…” You begin and open your eyes to look through the window, you can see your reflection against the window and the city lights scattered around, you swallow as you make your final decision. “I want to see where this leads,” Your voice was quiet as you spoke.
“Are you sure?” He asks. “Because you shouldn’t agree to something if you’re not fully sure,” Your thoughts race through your mind, he was making sure that you actually wanted to do down this road, and not just starting with whatever he had in mind.
“I… I’m sure, I want to know, I…” You take in a deep breath. “I want to see what happens,” His hand slides upwards, pushing your shirt upwards with his arms.
“Even with all the possible risks involved?” He asks. Did he want to try and talk you out of it, or was he just testing you, to see how far you were willing to go and what exactly your feelings were. “There could be a lot at stake, are you willing to risk it?”
“Mr Baek… I would be willing to risk it,” You breathe out. You feel his lips brush against your earlobe, his breathing is slow, his hands pause on your ribs, and you feel his fingers push down against your flesh.
“If you’re completely sure…” He mumbles and slides his hands over your ribs and over your sides before you feel his hands fumble with the clasp of your bra, it only took him a few seconds to unclasp it and the hold on your breast to loosen. He slides his hands from underneath your shirt and moves them between the window and your body and begins undoing the buttons, his lips move along your neck, peppering kisses along your skin. You try to steady your breathing as you feel your shirt completely fall open, his hands move to the top of your shoulders, and he slowly slides the sleeves down your arms until they hit the floor, his lips move away from your neck and over your shoulders, pushing the straps of your bra down your shoulders using his nose. “Still sure about this?” His voice makes you gasp, your thoughts hadn’t settled at all when he had started undressing you, but fuck, you were more sure about this than you were about anything else.
“Yes, oh, fuck yes,” You breathe out, your bra hits the floor and within a few seconds his hands were cupping your breasts, and he was rolling your nipples between your fingers, you could feel wetness growing between your folds, warmth slowly spreads through your body, and you swore you could see the window starting to fog up from the heat your body was producing, his lips move over your shoulder, and you feel them latch onto your skin to leave a mark behind. “Mr Baek…” You sigh and reach back with one hand, you feel him inhaling sharply as your hand lands on his front, right where you could feel him growing harder. You slowly palm your hand against his pants, earning a low groan from him, his fingers pull at your nipples before his hands start to massage into the soft flesh. You feel him pull away from your shoulder, strings of saliva breaking off onto your warm skin.
“Let me just turn you around so I can see you,” He says. You feel his hands leave your chest and move to your hips, you pull your hand away from his pants, and he turns you around and pushes you up against the glass, making you gasp and move onto the tips of your toes for a split second at how cold the glass felt against your skin. “Step out of your shoes for me,” You slowly slip one foot out of your shoe before doing the same with the other, you hear them tumble to the side as he kicks them out of the way. You reach up and move your hands to the top of his dress shirt and slowly undo the first button, your eyes flicker to his face to watch his reaction, to make sure that you can take off his shirt. “Keep going, don’t stop,” Your eyes met his, and you could see how much darker they were. Your hands move to the next button, and you feel his hands sliding up your sides and move over your ribcage before he cups your breasts, you undo the final button on his shirt and move your hands underneath the piece of clothes, feeling his warm skin beneath your hands, and slowly you slide them over his chest, pausing at his nipples.
“Mr Baek… may I?” You ask. You feel his thumbs slide over your nipples, and he nods his head, you lick your lips as your eyes lower to his chest, and you use your arms to push his shirt wider open before you lean closer, your thumb slides over his nipple, and he waits in anticipation for your tongue or mouth to touch the other.
“Ohh, fuck, that feels…” He mumbles as your tongue slides along the bud, the feeling of your tongue and the warm wetness is sending his mind into a spin, with each lick your tongue slides faster over his nipple, which causes his breathing to pick up. “So good, it feels so fucking good,” He breathes out, you slide your hands upwards, abandoning playing with his nipple, your hands reach the top of his shoulders, and you begin pushing down the fabric from them, your hands slide down to his biceps as you slide the sleeves down his arms.
“So strong Mr Baek,” You mutter before your mouth wraps around his nipple, and you suck on it, his fingers dig a little harder into your breasts as he feels his cock twitch in his pants as it continues to grow, his shirt pauses at his elbows, and you slide your hands back up to his shoulders, you were trying to feel everything on his arms, to try and familiarise yourself with him and what he liked having touched and what didn’t do it for him. You pull back from his nipple and drop a hand down to it, using your finger to spread the saliva over it while gently blowing against it.
“Hmm…” He grunts and closes his eyes for a moment, taking in the feeling that is going through him, his hands release your breast, and he slides them down, making sure to keep constant contact with your skin, it feels like he is leaving behind a burning trail as his hands travelled down to your skirt. You feel him quickly find the zip at the side of your skin and undoes it, the fabric pools around your ankles once it falls from your waist, and his fingers move to the elastic of your stockings. “I always wondered what it would be like to tear these from you and bend you over my desk,” You feel your insides churning and your pussy twitching at his words.
“They’re a bit in the way from doing so,” He says and moments later you hear the fabric tearing as he tugs on them roughly, you swear that alone caused most of your juices to spill onto your panties, he pushes them down your legs, tearing them further before releasing them, his shirt slides down his arms further before finally hitting the floor. “Bend down and take them off for me,” You lower down and take them off, not bothering to be careful since you wouldn’t be able to use them again in the future, you stand once you have slipped them off and lift them to show him, he takes them from your grasp and bunches them before tossing it towards his desk. “I’ll take them home with me,” He looks between your bodies, and you feel his hand touch the side of your thigh and slowly move it towards your panties. “Refrain from wearing those types of stockings again, use the knee-high ones from now on.”
“Yes, sir,” You say, making him pause at the word ‘sir’. You watch as he takes in a slow deep breath before he lifts his gaze, your walls squeeze at the look in his eyes.
“Call me sir one more time…” He slowly says. Your lips part and you slowly breathe in, your heart hammers in your chest as your mouth suddenly feels dry. “It sounds so good, say it again.”
“S-sir…” You stutter, a low groan falls from the back of his throat and his hand slides over your thigh and between your legs, his fingers press down hard against the centre of your panties, and you gasp as you feel him pushing two fingers between your folds, forcing the fabric between them and against your pussy causing a sloshing sound of your wetness goes through the air.
“Fuck, you’re so fucking good, such a good girl for me, and so fucking wet for me already,” He says, his filthy words were a signal to you that something had snapped inside him, and something had been awoken inside him from the word ‘sir’. “Have you been imagining something like this happening before?” You had been, and you never in a million years thought that you would find yourself in this position. “I’ll tell you what, I’ve been imagining this, never thinking it was actually going to happen,” He slides his fingers around your folds, pushing more of the fabric between them, you could feel sweat building onto your skin as the temperature rises in his office. “So far, I’m not disappointed at all,” His fingers press down against your entrance, and you feel the fabric pushing down against your clit, the friction causing your breathing to hitch before the air in your lungs quickly leaves as you feel your panties being pushed inside you.
“Sir, oh my fucking gosh, fuck, sir!” You moan, the feeling of your panties sliding against the bundle of nerves was causing a knot of tension to build inside you, and the feeling of his fingers sliding inside you, stretching your walls, the rough fabric around his fingers was making you gasp and causing your mind to spin. “SiiIirrr!” Your head turns from side to side as you try to keep yourself standing. “Oh my fucking…” His fingers slide out from you, and you feel the fabric loosen against your clit, your eyes roll to the back of your head as you gasp for air.
“What a pretty look that is,” He states before pushing his fingers back inside you. “Will you cum for me while I use your own panties to fuck you?” You could hear your juices sloshing each time his fingers pushed inside you and slid out. You move your hands to his shoulders and hold onto him, your fingers dig into his skin as you try to hold onto reality, but it was slipping from you, and quickly.
“Fuck, fuck, yes, yes, oh, my fucking!” You moan as your lids flutter, and you lean your head back against the window, gasping for air as heat courses throughout your body, your skin feels like it is on fire. “SIR!” You slam your hands against the window behind you, scratching at it as you feel a high quickly approaching you. “SIR, SIR!” He curls his fingers inside you, the fabric rubs against your walls, and you suck your stomach in as you feel the tension growing bigger inside you. “I’m… I’m go-gonna…” Your head turns to the side and your lids flutter, you push your hips forward, trying to get his fingers to slide in deeper, desperate to feel them reaching deeper.
“Such a needy little thing,” He mumbles, and you feel his fingers come to a half inside you. “Do you want to cum like this?” You slowly turn your head to look at him, your breathing is loud. “On my fingers, through your panties?” You could feel your high slowly subsiding the longer his fingers went unmoving inside you.
“… Yes,” You whisper. “Fuck, yes, sir,” You say louder this time. “I want to so badly right now, fuck,” He leans closer to you, and you hold your breath as his forehead almost touches yours, he looks into your eyes with an intense gaze, your jaw slacks and a moan leaves your lips as his fingers begin pumping in and out of you again. “Siiirr, I s-siiir,” You try to keep your eyes open, not wanting to look away from the hypnotising gaze he had. “I… I…” You feel his fingers pull out from you completely. “Siiiirrr, nooo, no, no!” His fingers hook the side of your panties and your back arches as you feel the fabric being pulled away from your sensitive pussy.
“Be patient…” He mumbles. You blink rapidly as you try to focus on what he had said, his fingers brush against your outer lips, spreading your juices over the crease of your pussy before his fingers slip between your folds, you hold your breath as you feel three digits pressing against your entrance. “Will you be a good girl for me and take it?” You were certain that you were wet enough to take them, the thought of three of his fingers filling you was making your mind spin, and you felt unstable on your feet.
“Yes, fuck… fuck, yes, sir, I can!” You cry out desperately, desperate to feel his fingers inside you again, desperate to have a release. His fingers push against your entrance, slowly slipping inside you, your lips part as his fingers stretch your walls, the feeling of them moving inside and filling you, it felt for a moment like you were floating. “Siiiiirrrr!” Your eyes roll to the back of your head and your lids shut, specs of dust begin to appear behind them as you feel his fingers slowly pumping in and out of you, spreading them open inside you to cause more of a stretch inside you every few pumps. “I’m… I…” You were breathing loudly, and your fingers scratched the glass behind you.
“Cum for me, baby,” He says in a low tone, which sends a shockwave up your spine, his thumb presses against your clit, and you lean back, throwing your back and pushing it against the glass.
“SIIRR!” You cry as fireworks explode behind your lids as the ball of tension inside you explodes, your walls pulse around his fingers as you cum around them. “SIIR, OH MY… OHH, OH, UH, UHM!” His other hand cups your tit and rubs his thumb over your nipple, adding to the stimulation already coursing through you, your body shakes against the window, and you feel like you’re floating on cloud nine. “SIRRR, FUCKFUCKFUCK!” Your toes curl into the floor as a hot tingling sensation shoots up your legs going straight to your pussy, his fingers rapidly pump in and out of you while his thumbs were rubbing your clit and nipple.
“What a good girl for me, making such a pretty mess on my hand,” He coos with a deep tone. “I wonder how you’re going to taste,” His words ease you through the high as you slowly come down from it, your body slowly stops shaking until you’re just leaning against the window for support.
“Siiirrr!” You moan, your body felt tingly and sticky and your mind was a complete haze. His fingers slow down until he completely stops and keeps them buried inside you, his thumb slides away from your nipple, but he keeps his hold on your boob.
“The way you look when you’re cumming…” He begins to say in that deep fucking voice that was always a weakness to you, but hearing him speak after you’ve just gone through a high, it sounded so much different and in a good way. “You look so good, fuck, it’s a sight to behold,” You slowly open your eyes and blink rapidly to adjust to the light, his face was still extremely close to you. You feel his fingers slowly slide out from you., making you shake and twitch at the friction that it caused
“Oh, uh, uhm, sir…” You moan at the light friction being caused, he pulls his hand away from your pussy, the pressure against your clit disappears, and your pussy suddenly feels empty and cold without his hand there, your body freezes as you watch his hand appear in your line of sight, he leans back slightly, and you watch as he moves his hand closer to his face. “Sir…” Your voice just above a whisper, your breathing hitches as you watch him place his middle finger into his mouth, his lips close around his finger, and you watch as he slowly pulls it out, cleaning your juices from it.
“Hmm, so good,” He says and licks his lips, he takes a step back and your eyes drop between your bodies, catching the tent that had formed in his pants, fuck, it must have felt so restricted.
“Mr Baek, sir…” You breathe out, you lift your gaze to look at him. “May I help you with that problem?” You move your hand to cup his cock through his pants and watch as his lids flutter, you slide your hand along his length until it reaches the top of his pants where his belt was, you bring your other hand to his pants and undo the belt, the metal clinging together causes your inside to twist at the sound of it, you pull the belt out from the loops and toss it aside before you undo the button of his pants and pull the zipper down, his pants fall to his knees before you bend over to tug them down further until they’re pooling around his ankles, covering his shoes. You look up at him before sinking to your knees and moving your hands to the elastic of his underwear, you carefully pull it over his cock, causing it to spring free and slap against his lower stomach, leaving a splatter of pre-cum behind on his skin, his underwear pools around his ankles, and you carefully help him step out of them, pushing them aside.
“Let me get your shoes too…” You mumble and untie his shoes and slip them off one at a time, pushing them out of the way along with everything else, making sure they wouldn’t get in the way, your fingertips brush over the top of his thighs before you move one hand to hold onto the side of his thigh while you slide your other hand closer to his pubic bone, the head of his cock was red and glistening with pre-cum, you swear you could feel your pussy becoming more wet at the sight in front of you, you had to be dreaming, but you hoped that this wasn’t a dream and it was actually happening.
“Fuck, what a sight to have you like that in front go me,” He says. You slide your hand over his pubic bone and move it towards his balls before cupping them, your fingers slowly knead into them, and you hear a strained groan leaving the back of his throat. “That… oh, dear fucking hell…” You lean closer and kiss the crease of his hip and slowly move a little closer to the top of his pubic bone. “Fuck…” You were savouring the moment and taking your absolute time. He presses one of his hands against the window while his other hand moves to the back of your head and slide his fingers through your hair, getting the juices that were still stuck to his fingers into your hair, if this was any other time or moment and he or anyone else would have done that, you would have pulled back and rushed to feel how much had gotten stuck in your hair before speeding to the showers, but right now, you were in front of your boss, the hottest man you have ever met, and the man that you had a huge crush on, almost completely naked and on your knees and moments away from sucking him off, there was no way you were stopping now.
You glance up at him and find him already looking down at you, you lick your lips and turn your head and place a kiss on the side of his cock, making him inhale sharply, you release his balls and slide your hand away from them before your fingers wrap around the base of his cock, you flatten your tongue against the side of his cock and lick a slow stripe upwards to the tip of it.
“Ohh, fucking… that feels so nice, so good,” He groans. Your hand slides along his length, pausing once it almost reaches the top before you slide it back down to the base, your tongue circles over the tip of his cock, sliding it through the slit at the tip of his cock, and the saltiness bursts inside your mouth as you taste his pre-cum. “Ohh, fucking, jeez, ho-how th-the, th-that feels s-so good,” Just hearing him stutter because of you were causing your confidence to grow with what you were doing, your hand twists and turns around the base of his cock, adding to the sensation that was travelling through his body, you slide your tongue down the side of his cock, reaching your hand before you lick back upwards, his breathing was getting heavier and heavier, his grip in your hair was getting tighter, your tongue swirls over the tip of his cock before you slide it down the underside of it. “Fuuuuck,” His deep voice went straight to your soaking and needy pussy, making it twitch and grow wetter, if that was possible. You make your way to the tip of his cock and slide your tongue around it, avoiding the top part completely. “Wh-where did you l-learn that?” You pulled back from licking him, and you swore you had heard a whine leave his lips.
“Like I will spill my secrets,” You say, your secrets being the books and fiction you read online and maybe a video here and there, but that could be shared at another time, now was definitely not the time. You gently blow cool air against his cock and your eyes flicker to his stomach, and you watch as he sucks it in, the muscles pull together, and the sight is absolutely mouth-watering. You slide your hand that had been on the side of his thigh to the back of it before moving it upwards until it reaches his ass cheek, you give it a squeeze while at the same time you lean closer and press your tongue against his cock, you look up at his face and watch as his eyes roll to the back of his head, you lick upwards to the top of his cock before you wrap your lips around him, something he wasn’t expecting to happen.
“FUCK!” He groans loudly at the sudden warmth of your mouth engulfing the tip of his cock, his hips thrust forward, and his cock slides deeper into your mouth, hitting the back of your throat, you feel your gag reflexes threatening to kick in, tears form in your eyes as you pull back and take in a few deep breaths through your nose. “Fuck, that, too good, fuck… sorry,” His hand releases your hair, and he slides it to the side of your face and cups your cheek, you could feel some of your cum being spread onto your skin as he does, he opens his eyes, blinking rapidly as he looks down at you, you hallow your cheeks as you suck on his cock, the sounds leaving from your lips were pure sin, and he absolutely loved it, seeing your mouth stuffed with his cock and you looking up at him with tears threatening to roll down your cheeks, fuck, he swears that he could spill his load right into your mouth in that very moment, but what he really wanted to do was push you up against the window and have you look over the city as he takes you from behind, his mind becomes hazy at the thought and the sinful sounds coming from your mouth around his cock wasn’t helping at all.
“Fucking shit,” He moans and moves his hand underneath your chin, your tongue was playing with the slit on his cock while sucking him simultaneously. “Fuck, get up, get up, I need to be inside you, baby,” Your insides flip at his words, and you slowly pull back from his cock before releasing him with a loud pop. “Fucking…” He groans at the feeling, silver strings of saliva break off from his cock and spill onto your chin. He tilts your head backwards to have you look up at him, your lips are swollen, and your chin is coated with your spit as it rolls down your chin towards his fingers. “I need to feel you around me, get up and turn around,” He lowers his hand from the glass and holds it out for you, you unwrap your hand from around his cock and place it into his hand, he could feel how warm and wet your hand was from touching him as he wraps his hand around yours, a soft squelching sound goes through the air before helps you to your feet, you stare into his eyes as he releases your chin and drops his hand to your waist before he releases your hand, and you were turned around to look over the city.
His hand slides up your spine and settles between your shoulder blades before he pushes your forward against the glass, you gasp as your chest hits the cold glass and your nipples instantly grow hard and your pussy twitches at the sensation, your cheek is pressed against the glass, and you instantly push your hips back, pushing your ass out, his cock pushes against your ass through your panties. You feel his hand slide between your legs and slide along your clothed folds before you feel his fingers hook the side of your panties.
“Let’s just move this aside,” He says and pulls the fabric to the side, you feel his cock move away from your ass and moments later it slides between your folds, your lips part as you feel his length slide over your clit as he coats his cock with your juices. “You’re soaking, did playing with my cock make you wetter?”
“Yes, yes, fuck yes it did,” You breathe out. You feel his cock sliding to your entrance before the tip slips into you, he moves his hand to your hip and digs his fingers into your skin as he pushes his hips forwards, his cock slowly slides into you, stretching your walls and filling your hole. “Ohh, my fucking, sir, oh fuck, that feels, you feel, fuck… you’re so biiigg,” You moan and shut your eyes, the sensation of his cock sliding into you was making your mind spin, and you could feel a knot forming inside you already. “Fucking, shit, Mr Baek, how could I not get wetter with how— oh, oh, fuck— how good you tasted?”
“Such a filthy mouth you have there,” He says. His mind was spinning as he felt your walls squeeze down around him as he slid deeper and deeper into you. “Uhh, oh, fuck… shit, you feel so good around me,” You lift your hands and press them against the glass next to your head, your muscles were starting to tense at how good it was already feeling. His hips press against your ass once he was fully buried inside, your pussy felt stuffed as he stretched your walls, you were breathing hard as you take a few seconds to adjust to his size, fucking hell, you had a feeling that it would feel like this when you had seen it. His hand between your shoulder blades slides upwards and into your hair, pulling it into a messy hold, his lips touch the back of your shoulder, and he kisses his way up to the top of it.
“Mr Baek, sir…” You moan as your lids flutter, you feel his cock shift inside you before you feel it slide out which makes you suck your stomach in, you feel it being pushed back inside you, filling you to the brim with his cock. “Mr Baek, fuck!” The sound of skin slapping against skin fills the office, and the windows quickly become fogged from how hot it was becoming in his office. His balls slap against your folds with each thrust, adding to the sensation going through your body. “Ohh, uhhh, so-so, good,” His lips slide over your shoulder and move to the back of your neck.
“Fuck, you’re squeezing me so good,” He moans. The sound of your moans mixing with his bounces off the walls, you are thankful everyone had gone home, otherwise they would have heard the sinful sounds coming from his office, you mentally thank Mr Kai for wanting to schedule a meeting with Mr Baek so late and then needing to cancel on such short notice. “Shit, I wish I had done this sooner,” You could feel your juices splattering everywhere with each thrust. “That’s it, squeeze my cock,” Your walls were pulsing around him, and you were getting closer to a release.
“Sir, fuck, you feel so good…” You moan. His hand on your hip slides to the front and he presses down against your abdomen. “FUCK!” It was a feeling you couldn’t describe, your eyes roll to the back of your head before your lids fall shut. “Oh, my fucking…” He could feel his cock moving inside you as he pressed down against your abdomen, and you swear you could feel it also, which was causing your mind to spin with ecstasy. “SIR!” You scratch at the glass as you feel your body tensing up, a tingling sensation slowly making its way up your legs, your back arches as you feel his cock stroking every right spot inside you. “Fucking… I, oh, my fucking… shit, siiiiirrrr,” His grip on your hair tightens as he feels your walls squeezing around his cock, milking him to spill his load into you.
“Fuck,” He grunts against the back of your neck. “We sh-should have done this a lot ea-earlier, what do you think?” It felt so good being buried inside you and feeling your body reacting to him, if he knew you wanted this as badly as he did too, he would have acted on his thoughts weeks earlier. “Fuck, it’s so good,” The front of his thighs were getting coated with your juices as they splatter onto him, he could feel your juices spilling over his balls as well as they hit your pussy. “Fuck, does that feel good?” His hand slides downwards, and you feel him grip onto your inner thigh.
“Fuuuck, fuck!” You gasp as you feel his fingers grip tightly onto you. “Mr Baek, siiiirr!” Your legs felt wobbly, and you weren’t sure how long you were going to be able to keep standing. “Siiiirrr!” His hand slides higher, and he cups your mound, moving his fingers between your folds and rubbing them around your clit. “Oh, my fucking…” You could see specs of dust forming behind your eyelids, you were close. “SIR!” His hand releases your hair, and he slides it over your spine before he grips onto your hips and begins guiding you over him at a much faster pace. “FUCK, I’M GONNA!” Tears of pleasure roll down your cheeks and your body begins to feel overwhelmed. “MR BAEK!” His lips move to your earlobe, and you feel his hot breathing against it, your insides squeeze together which causes your walls to clamp down around him, and he can feel his balls starting to tighten.
“Cum for me, baby, make a mess on my cock,” He mumbles lowly in your ear. Your breathing stops for a few seconds. “Let it go…” It was like a switch was flipped inside you at his words, stars explode behind your lids and the tightening feeling inside you comes undone, your toes curl into the floor and your body shakes as you cum around his cock.
“SIR, OH, UH, UHM!” You moan loudly. You squeeze your lids tighter shut as you go through your high, your mind felt like it was floating in the sky as his fingers rub mercilessly over your clit, causing your body to jerk each time they made contact with the bundle of nerves. “OHMF!” You manage to turn your head to the other side, pressing your warm cheek against the cold glass.
“That’s it, what a good girl you are…” He coos into your ear. His fingers rubbing over your clit slows down as he eases you through your high, while slowly starting to chase his own high building at a rapid pace, his thrusts were becoming uneven and sloppy and his grunts were starting to sound more needy. “I’m close… fuck, I’m going to…” His grip on your hip tightens as he tries to get to his high faster, and your walls squeeze around him, helping him get to his release while still going through your own.
“SIR, oh, my fucking… gosh,” You gasp out as you slowly begin coming down from your high. You could feel how desperate his thrusts were becoming as he held onto you, still trying to guide your hips over his cock. “Fuck, feels so good…” Tingles were spreading over your body from the high you had just experienced, and your mind was still spinning from the emotions that had gone through you, at the same time you could feel your energy quickly drain from your body. “Mr Baek, sir…” It felt like your clit had gained a heartbeat as he tries to keep rubbing it, but it was becoming impossible for him to focus on anything else other than reaching his high.
“I’m going to…” His voice sounded strained as he groans, he suddenly thrusts forward harshly, pressing himself fully against your back, his cock buries deep inside you, and you swear you could feel his stomach twitch against your back, his cock twitches inside you before his load spills into you, and he buries his head against the back of your neck and lets out a low long groan. “Fuuuuuccckkkk,” You feel him push his hips more against you, trying to hold onto the feeling that was going through him, you move your hips, causing friction around his cock. “Fucking hell, uhmm, that… ohh, ffucking…” His fingers move away from your clit and press down against the crease of your folds before he slides them away, and he holds onto your mound, you keep moving your hips to ease him through his high as he holds onto you, and gently rocks his hips against yours. The feeling of his load spilling into you was something you couldn’t explain, it felt filthy yet so good, wrong, yet so right.
“Uhh, uh,” His low groans so close to your ear were causing your walls to pulse around him. “Fuck…” You feel his body weight push against yours as he begins coming down from his high, his breathing is hard against your neck as he tries to catch his breath. He was the only thing now keeping you on your feet. You just wanted to collapse to the floor and lay there for a few minutes to try and regain some strength. “How are you feeling?” His voice was muffled against your neck. “Is anything sore, or hurting, are you experiencing any discomfort?” You didn’t expect him to ask you, but the fact that he did caused your heart to swell, and you didn’t think it was possible for you to fall for him even more.
“I’m… okay,” You answer slowly. “It’s all okay,” Everything that happened just now, slowly began going through your mind, and he could feel your body tense up against his. “Mr Baek…” Your voice was soft, just above a whisper. “We should clean up, it’s getting late…” His hand moves away from your mound, and you feel it slide up your stomach, leaving behind a trail of your juices on your skin before pausing just beneath your sternum.
“Do you like me Ms Y/l/n?” He suddenly asks. “Answer me honestly here,” You lick your lips and open your eyes, blinking a few times to adjust your vision to the light. You may as well confess your crush on him, seeing as he was still buried deep inside you.
“Too much… sir,” You whisper. “I like you too much, sir, and I have been for a while now,” He slowly pulls out from you, causing a whine to leave your lips as you feel his soft cock slipping from you, your panties slightly move, and you feel your mixed juices slipping down the inside of your legs. “I have had a crush on you ever since I started working as your secretary…”
“I like you too,” He says. “And I would like to get to know you outside of work,” You push your hands against the glass and push yourself away from it, your skin peels away from it, and you can see the top part of your body imprinted against the glass from all the sweat. “If that’s what you want,” You turn around, and his hand on your hip slides over your back until it settles on the opposite hip, you lean back against the window, flinching at the cold surface against your hot skin, but you needed something to keep yourself upright. The troubling thoughts that had started racing through your mind had suddenly stopped, he wanted to get to know you… That alone caused a goofy smile to appear on your lips.
“I would like to do that,” You say. “But right now… I want to get home and wash my hair,” You watch as his eyes flicker to the top of your head, some strands were standing up straight and bent as the cum had dried in it.
“Ah… right,” He quietly says. “I’m sorry for… getting it in your hair,” He reaches for your hair and carefully pats it down, causing you to chuckle. “Let me wash it for you though, as a way to show you how truly sorry I am for getting your hair dirty,” You take your bottom lip between your teeth as you think it over. “Come to my place, and I’ll wash it for you and take you home with a fresh pair of clothes.”
“I… your offer sounds so tempting, Mr Baek,” You say, unsure of what you were supposed to say or how to respond to him. “But how would I get them back to you?” He gently smiles and steps closer to you, closing the distance that had grown between the both of you.
“The next time you come over to my place,” He says. “And one more thing, when we’re like this… call me Juho,” Before you could respond, his lips were on yours, kissing you for the first time, and fuck, did you wish he had done it sooner, your eyes fall shut as you take in the feeling of his lips moving against yours, you reach up and move your hand to the back of his head, sliding your fingers into his hair, pushing yourself more against him, the kiss felt intoxicating, and you definitely wouldn’t mind feeling his lips against yours occasionally.
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katasstrophy · 1 year
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Rivv bbie soooo how are the Tokrev blorbos doin' in there? You see when I was rotting w tokrev irl I haven't got a blog here yet so I really have no one to scream w except my irl friends but after I got here, I saw them tokrev men whoring around on this hellsite spreading legs omg. Tch tch tch these men. Butt I'm so glad u finished it!! Now I see Koko in the pfp but really need to know who's on top of the rank and can we at least get a top 10 fav? If not top 5 will do! 🦢💋
SWAN BBIE!! omg this is so late i meant to answer this waaayy earlier but LMFAOO tokrev men whoring around on the hellsite plsss i’m dead you’re not wrong!!! 💀🤚 i’m so glad i got into it too bc now i’m like. atrociously obsessed with it like it’s not even funny anymore.
you can ABSOLUTELY get my top 10 favs i’m rubbing my hands together greedily i’m soooo ready take a peek of the list under the cut!! 👀
1. MIKEY — this is really a no brainer for me sano manjiro the man that you are… crazy he’s so precious to me i’m always in my feels about him 🥹🥹🥹 he just. went through so much he deserves someone to be head over heels in love with him (it’s me) i’d literally gobble down every version of him he’s that powerful<3
2. SANZU — this off the rails cotton candy mfer dEAR. GOD have mercy. it’s so sexy of him to be this insane i always love a man who devotes himself to twisted loyalty bc in my head that means if you have him hooked he’s locked down for LIFE and i’m. so into that 🫶 let me lick him like a popsicle that’s all i ask!!!!
3. KOKO — my husband ofc!!! ugh he’s so slutty with that tongue of his it’s like he’s asking for me to suck on it smh 🙄 but yeah <3 the sugar daddy is strong in this one he’d take such good care of you i’m literally so in love with him i just know it in my bones that he’s the ideal lover
4. CHIFUYU — OMG MY ANGEL BABY MY PRINCESS WAAAHH :((( he’s just sooooo<3 a cutie a certified simp like if you’re looking for the perfect candidate for idiots to lovers DING DING you’ve found it it’s him. also timeskip fuyu?? with a dark undercut? 😳 legs automatically SPREAD
5. DRAKEN — literally malfunctioning thinking about this man… he’s so big and strong but also so selfless and caring akskisbdbdka i want himmm 🥹🥹 tears in my eyes pls he’s do ANYTHING for you and lord knows he’d rail you into next week (you keep a tally of how many bed frames you’ve broken PLSS i just know he’d make you laugh<3)
6. YUZUHA — *screaming* THAT’S MY WIFE!!!! no literally like i’m obsessed with her i really think she’s one of the strongest characters in tokrev for all she sacrificed and done to protect her brother :(( i support women’s wrongs 10000% stab your big bro in the back queen ur doing amazing!! and she’s sooooo gorgeous omg literally in awe <33
7. THE HAITANIS — okay technically this is cheating lol but COME ON when it comes to brothers in manga/anime… you end up wanting both like it’s the rule. them 🫶 i keep ping ponging between them all the time, depends on the day who i want more no joke but they’re both deeply damaged and so hot for that yummmm. also they’re like so funny their panels we’re batshit i was giggling
8. HANMA — NEED I SAY MORE jfc he’s fucked in the head omg but am i into that?? yes absolutely. classic example of no i can make him worse<333 he has all the (what i consider to be) “hot red flags” lol like he’s possessive as shit but it’s bc he realized he probably can’t live without you now oop
9. MITSUYA — ngl he wasn’t initially on my list but he’s been growing on me 👀 like he’s so hot and confident and FOR WHAT SIR PLS just one chance. plus he’s a fashion designer boy sign me uppp i can be his muse<3 his inspiration<3 we’d look so good together i just know it
10. EMMA — there’s just something about the sano siblings that makes me immediately wanna be in my feels and cherish them forever 🥹🥹 emma’s no different she’s such a sweetheart and a mother hen (and again. GODDAMN BEAUTIFUL PHEEWW) she deserves all the good things ever<333
honorable mentions bc i literally can’t control myself — senju. baji. kakucho. kazutora.
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Who do you think your moots could pull and why?
Alright lets go I have...so many moots and if I forgot u its 300% my bad pls come hit me upside the head, also im bad at these bc I honestly just push my favourite characters onto ppl oops but long assss list below the cut - I love u all
@cafedanslanuit: ok I dont know why, but porco for u my friend. Maybe it’s bc the last fic I read from u was the porco and zeke one? but damn. porco. for sure. 
@kmorgzz: MY LIL CINNMON BUN. ok NOT GON LET MYSELF BE SWAYED by ur porco pfp - but i...kuroo. DO U EVEN LIKE HIM?? but I dunno why I CAN SEE IT. ready to fite u but also love cuddles soft friend and that WALL of a man? 
@flamingblinglove: U ALREADY KNOW 姐姐 U ALREADY KNOW. OFC U COULD PULL UR FAV flaming boi!!! I love u very much and love him for u! 
@alto-march-of-death: AL. AL AL AL AL AL AL AL AL. DO I NEED TO SAY IT. SUGA. FKIN. SUGA. I dont even need to - SUGA. also reiner. But mostly SUGA. 
@onwiings: LEN. we havent really chatted before so im sorry if this is real random but for some reason....connie? I DONT KNOW WHY BUT CONNIE FOR SURE. 
@boston-bakedbeans: I JUST GET JEAN VIBES. U COULD OUT SNARK HIM ANY DAY 
@daddyjackfrost: HANA MY SWEET QUEEN OF MAKING ME CRY OVER STUPID VBALL BOYS. I have so many. BUT L? L FOR SURE. u are an intellectual and he would be all :0 while eating his damn cake. ALSO. Bo-bokuto? he could handle ur energy and I would love to see it. 
@bellbee: armin vibes. You're just so dang sweet? I think it would be such a good match 
@kojinnie: KOJIIIIIN. ZEKE. ZEEEEKKKE. IM SCREAMING THIS. BUT LIKE- NOT THE MEAN EVIL ZEKE. THE SOFT SWEET ONE WHO WILL BRUSH THE HAIR FROM YOUR FACE AND KISS YOUR FOREHEAD IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT ZEKE. 
@onyxoverride: I was going to say zeke?? t he naaaasty kind of zeke where hes just obsessed with u, but totally not influenced by ur latest posts but MICHE. BIG MANS. also for some reason I bet u smell good. but not in a sweet or delicate way?? I bet u smell really good but in a way ppl cant place? so ppl always ask “what perfume/cologne are you wearing?” 
@peachysimp: MY SWEET MICHI 姐!!!! U DESERVE ALL THE LOVE AND CUDDLES IN THE WORLD. im just thinking of a big mans...mmm Reiner? Eren??? no problem for my sweet 姐姐. u can handle em. 
@deludedimagines: SORCHAAAAAA MY LOVE. MY DEAR. Levi for FREAKING SURE. AFTER OUR TALK - YOU DESERVE TO GO KAYAKING AND CANOEING WITH HIM. PLEASE. 
@aotwrites: iane. love of my life lane. pls drink some water I know ur working v hard. ok but why can I imagine a soft af erwin that u could EASILY pull?? like NO problem. he would be best listener and the shoulder rubs? after a long day?? IANE. PLS. 
@plutowrites: PLUTO U KNOW HOW MUCH I FKIN LOVE UR ZEKE SERIES SO IS IT EVE N A QUESTION WHY I THINK YOU COULD GET ZEKE NO PROBLEM?? 
@gojosweets: SWEEETIIE levi for SURE BC HEALING HANDS IS STUCK IN MY HEAD. u could for sure pull a grumpy injured Levi and make his heart go boink 
@hexbestfriend: Sierra my dear. ur other url says it all. but also, a big mans. so....Erwin for sure - I would PAY to see this bc u would have him just so into u and I just...im swooning 
@horseanon--simpforall: RACH. DO I EVEN NEED TO SAY. U WRITE THE BEST CUTE SWEET ZEKE. FOR SURE. AND SUGA. U COULD PULL THEM WITHOUT EVEN FKIN TRYING. I love u TOO much 
@misskasa: love the new url btw tea??? damn. also Eren. EREN. LONG HAIRED MAN BUN BUT NICE NOT PROBLEMATIC EREN. u deserve it all 
@thebubblybakery: MY DEAR. MY DEAAAARRR ur url is way too cute and for SURE. Levi. for SURE NOT A DOUBT IN MY MIND. bake him lil treats and he’ll chop the fingers off anyone who tries to steal em from him 
@yearning-moon: omg my new obsession is ur writing, but u would have no problem pulling our collective fav zhongli. no problem whatsoever im just gone u write him so well I cry every single time.
@lookslikeleese: I MET U THRU SUGA AND I WILL NEVER STOP THINKING ABOUT THAT. suga no problem. ERen. no problem. find u a friend that can do both. thats u. 
@doulcha: another easily Levi pull - honestly if theres anything I learned on this website, its that everyone has big brain and is cute as a damn button and 
@anlian-aishang: MY SWEET DARLING. U COULD HAVE ANYONE. HONESTLY. UR A DAMN INTELLECTUAL, BEAUTIIIIIFUL BEYOND WORDS AND JUST HNG I LVE U SM. LEVI. ERWIN (NO ARGUMENTS I WOULD PAY TO SEE U WITH ERWIN BC WOOOOW HOW SWEET) also u already know how much I love the idea of u with Farlan U COULD HAVE ANYONE U WANT AND U KNOW IT. 
@starstruckkittensweets: another sweET DARLING WHO COULD GET ANYONE SHE WANTED. ABSOLUTELY ANYONE but Levi. Levi FOR DAMN SURE BC HOW COULD I NOT. erwin too? absolutely. 
@unloved-cadillac: CADDY my DEAR is another Levi puller for SURE - I feel like u can match his snarky replies? and it would just be a lot of grEAT banter back and forth and phew 
@katsuhera: MY PENGUIN LOVING FRIEND another Levi lover who could get him with NO problem whatsoever. pls take his grumpy ass to the aquarium 
@therealvalkyrie: my wife my love my DEAREST. I mean we’re already married x4? 5? times?? so I mean u already got me so I think u already won this game. USHI GUSHI FITE ME. also suga. curl up on a nicely upholstered armchair, nice cup of tea, maybe some ice cream? gorgeous view outside, trying to flip pages but its lowkey a pain to do so because suga is doing the same in his seat, but ur arms are stretched out to meet in the space between the two of you, and ur knuckles are brushing 
@rulerofstars: ANGELLLLL u are another eaaaasyyyy Levi pull bc HOW SWEET ARE U 
@acekou: ...honestly anyone u want bc I AM INTIMIDATED - AS I SHOULD BE. and I love that energy for u. ERen??? Levi?? ARMIN??? ERWIN?!?!?? no problem 
@thot-farm: ME. I SEE U IN MY NOTIFS AND I HAVENT SAID HI BEFORE. but ME. U COULD PULL ME NO PROBLEM BC M LOVE U ALREADY. but I mean im no Levi and u could pull him no problem too dearie (; 
@xxdragonwriterxx: omfg LEVI LEVI LEVI LEVI LEVI!!! UR FICS ARE SO DAMN AMAZING AND THE IDEAS ARE AMAZING AND THE PLOT AND EVERYTHING and ur also so sweet?? LEVI. FOR. LIFE. EASILY. NO CONTEST. 
@jean-does-not-have-a-horseface: BIRD. MANS. HAWKS. DO I NEED TO SAY MORE?!?!!?  
@levilaughlove69: kenny. fkn. ackerman. no more words. 
@bluebellhairpin: SEE ABOVE. also Erwin - I know u like that big mans my sweet darling nemo :3 but also BACK THE FK OFF ALL OF U UR DRIFTING WITH ME SO ME. U PULL ME. EVERYONE ELSE CAN BACK THE FK UP
@unadulteratedtreecrusade: BEANBEANBEANBEAN IM THIIIIIIIS close to coming to visit u bc I love u SO DAMN MUCH. but HONESTLY WHO CANT U PULL?? LEVI. DONE. ERWIN. DONE. 
@1252291: N UR URL SAYS IT ALL. LEVI. zeke? BOTH? ANNIE VIBES TOO??? JEAN? im done. 
@babieweeb: another moot I havent interacted too much with 🥺 but ZEEEEEKKKKE 
@itspastellemons: LEYLA LISTEN. me. u got me. u can pull me anytime shh dont tell my bf I LOVE U SM I LOVE U SO DAMN MUCH R U KIDDING!?! but other than me ahem LEVI. LEEEVIIIIII FOR U BC UR SO DAMN SWEET AND HE WOULD MELT AT U. erwin? wrapped around ur finger?? REINER?? MICHE?? I cant even choose for u ur too powerful 
@alrightberries: I think ur on a Nanami binge rn AS U SHOULD BE. so just know that u could have that mans in an instant
@mysteriousmagicx: MY FAV WITCH MOOT WHO HAS THE BEST DAMN FKIN AUS AND THE BIGGEST DANG BRAIN. WHO CAN’T U PULL??? WITCH HANJI. VAMPIRE LEVI. WEREWOLF MICHE. STOP IT U CAN HAVE EM ALL.
@etherealserenity: ERRRREEEEENN I DONT NEED TO SAY ANY MORE. AND U KNOW WHY. 
@cant-spell-slay-without-lay HOW THE FK DID I NOT ADD U EARLIER MY DEAR PLS IM SO SORRY OMFG - but UR LEGIT MS. ACKERMAN HOW COULD U NOT PULL LEVI. case closed. ms ackerman is legit. 
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dingyuxi · 3 years
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tag game ✨
i was tagged by @jaehwany, @kateknowsdramas, @gimme-a-chocolate, @liveasbutterflies, @deokmis; love you all and thank you!!
1. why did you choose your url? because xiao bai is burning it up lately (and secondary reason was bc yuxi had bad hair...it’s getting better)
2. any sideblogs? if you have them name them and why you have them. My most active ones are my kpop main @/limsejun and my c-ent @/zhenning. and I help run @/kdramaspace and @/sfnet and @/victonet; and then I have some personal sideblogs I use to collect quotes and resources.
3. how long have you been on tumblr? 2016 i think? I didn’t become super active until 2018 or so though
4. do you have a queue tag? it’s just ‘q’
5. why did you start your blog in the first place? because I watched a lot of dramas and wanted to contribute to making gifs along with just separating them from my kpop main blog
6. why did you choose your icon/pfp? dohyun + his daughter gaeul = the cutest duo
7. why did you choose your header? my man made a grand reappearance back with iconic photoshoots so of course I had to make a new header asap
8. what’s your post with the most notes? i think it’s one of my cloy quotesets...yes, this one. 
9. how many mutuals do you have? do ppl actually know these stats off the top of their head? maybe like 20?
10. how many followers do you have? ppl are very hush hush about this i feel it’s kinda funny. anyways it’s 6k+
11. how many people do you follow? 250ish
12. have you ever made a shitpost? um probably all the time aldksjf i’m so sorry
13. how often do you use tumblr each day? too often lets be real. this is what happens when you’re unemployed aldskfj
14. did you have a fight/argument with another blog once? I mean the most confrontational I’e gotten is with reposters
15. how do you feel about ‘you need to reblog this’ posts i mean if I resonate with them, sure i’ll rb. and ppl are free to do whatever they want on their own blogs. ppl shouldn’t be bashed for reblogging or not reblogging a post tho and you can support a cause without reblogging a post
16. do you like tag games? yep
17. do you like ask games? yes, when I actually do get asks lmfao, otherwise we pretend they never happened
18. which of your mutuals do you think is tumblr famous? honestly I don’t even know anymore
19. do you have a crush on a mutual? echoing the words of justine, what does that feel like nowadays?
20. tags? wow i’m so late to the party i’m pretty sure everyone has already done this: @earthmixs, @minhyowon, @zhouszishu, @haeyeongs, @yesdramas and if you see this and want to do it, consider yourself tagged!
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skelemira · 3 years
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GIVE THE UL SNAS AND ROWAN LORE PLS PLS PLS I NEED THIS
OK FINALLY DONE WITH ART AND ON THE BUS HOME LET'S *DO THIS*
But before I start I should say this is not my characterization, it's actually how my bestest friend @hyacinthlanes characterizes him (she's also the one who drew my pfp btwwwwww I love you Saphhhhhhhh)
Aight so these two motherhuggers are the cutest fRICKING couple you ever will see. So I actually lowkey uh forgot how they met, I don't even think I set it in stone, I think I started writing a oneshot about it and then just straight up didn't finish it lol but I think I'm gonna go with that they meet at Muffet's.
(btw when I refer to Sans and Papyrus hereforth I mean UL Snas and Paps)
So Paps has a bit of a sweet tooth, nothing major just a bit of a craving for pastries now and then, and he knows Muffet is good about not making her pastries with an ungodly amount of sugar, so he pops by every once in a while. So one time he goes to Muffet's and he sees a new waitress. Now Muffet has *never* hired somebody to help her, so that immediately caught his attention. He noticed that she was a little bit awkward, clearly new to waitressing, and a little bit clumsy every now and then, though she seemed a bit more fearful of Muffet when she made mistakes than he thought was brought on by Muffet being a spider.... Especially because Muffet seemed to be acting extra sweet to the waitress. The waitress eventually got to him, asking for his order before stopping herself and apologizing, introducing herself as Rowan and then asking for his order again.
He brought out all the charm he could, and by the end of the conversation he had even coaxed a giggle out of her. It wasn't even much of a giggle, and she quickly stifled it, but he knew in that moment he would do anything to hear her full blown laugh. (In a completely platonic way, dw there is no jealousy. Though perhaps it might go a different way in an au 👀👀👀)
He went home and Sans noticed he was much more upbeat than normal. Usually when he went to Muffet's he was happy but he would go straight for a 5 mile jog to "burn off the sugar", but this time Paps just went into the kitchen to start prepping for dinner, humming merrily.
Eventually Sans pried it out of Paps about the new waitress and how adorable she was, and you just KNOW Sans is a sucker for adorable things so he decided to pay Muffet a visit (though he would definitely get Grillby's after to "atone").
Yeah so uh it took a couple of weeks for him to get around to going to Muffet's, not that he was dreading it, he just takes his sweet time to do something he says he's gonna do.
He steps one foot into Muffet's and curses under his breath.
Because he sees Rowan tentatively confident, making a joke with Muffet as she wiped down a table, and the ensuing giggle had a burst of magic zip through him, apparently so much that Muffet paused in her laughter, her gaze going to him and raising one eyebrow.
(I really just ended up writing a whole thing huh XDDD)
He saw a glimpse of that confident radiance peeking through the walls that seemed to be slowly crumbling and he became resolved to break them down, if just to see what was hiding behind them.
It started with him trying out various comedy routines as she took his order, anything to hear that giggle again (oh my stars she likes *puns*), and it eventually turned to flirting (her blush is *adorable* and he loves it more than anything) which eventually turned to him asking her out. She said yes <3 (obviously lol) and they started going out.
So obviously my boi Sans has some trauma, we hc him here as asexual, but I mean either way being forced to be in constant heat is gonna have some nasty consequences even if you weren't asexual, plus he feels like in other people's eyes he's been reduced to just sex, plus a lot of other stuff that I'm not going to mention bc that's Saph's territory lol (Btw forgot to mention Rowan is panro-ace like me <3 bc self indulgence XDDD)
So having a girlfriend who is also asexual and doesn't *at all* expect sex or even really want it most of the time if at all and who's basically like a best friend but also romantic is just. Exactly what he needs. Their dates are just the cutest and they both understand the other has trauma so when one has days where the "air is heavy" (basically days where it's hard to move or hard to breathe, like the air is too heavy to move through etc) the other is just there for them. ANYWAY they're too cute your honor
So eventually they move in together, think cottagecore and you've got basically Rowan and Oberon's house, they're adorable and their home is so cozy.
There are so many little moments that are just adorable I can't even think of them all but eventually they get married.
I love. Their wedding okay.
Like have you seen that post of a couple that invited their friends to a party they said was a costume party but it was actually their wedding? Yeah that's them. Except the people know it's a wedding, they just can wear whatever the heck the want, the wackier the better. Their wedding is outdoors and full of shenanigans and laughs and I don't quite remember who I had officiate, it might've been Grillby or my friend's sona, but ik Muffet was the maid of honor.
Tho since they shared so many friends it wasn't really a split situation, the wedding parties were all just kind of mixed together. Rowan was barefoot and it was by the edge of a forest so it was very nature-y (Rowan gardens like a LOT I mentioned it like offhand in the last post).
Super super cute.
Now RANDOM TIDBITS
Sans' favourite food is apple pie. Why? Because Rowan smells like apples. (Or it's her scones bc goshDANG they are good).
Rowan's favourite color is the purple of Sans' eyelights.
Sans (with Papyrus' help) builds Rowan a greenhouse with floating pink magic lights and it's the most romantic fricking place ever.
When their relationship is first starting to get serious, they plant a tree together (a Rowan tree aha). (If/when they have kids, the kids would play underneath that tree).
Sans' favourite colour is the red of Rowan's hair (it looks pink in the picture but it's kind of a pinkish red, like a pink lady apple).
Rowan and Papyrus have such a good relationship with each other man. Like when Paps finds out Rowan is drinking **EVERCLEAR** every night he is like absolutely Not you uncultured swine (affectionate) and so he starts up a Wine Night with her. Every Thursday he brings a new wine for them to try while maybe doing a puzzle or just chatting or baking or something. Together they become wine connoisseurs (bro I spelled that right the first time without autocorrect look at me go)
Ok I'm rambling at this point but uh yes <3 you're also free to ask me random questions about these two if you'd like!!!! Thank you so much for the ask Hyper beloved <333333 literally Saph is like almost the whole reason UL Sans is my husband now lol.
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Haha- it’s just me ranting so if you’re seeing this um, sorry-
(Thus the spoilers ensue)
💦🦷🥜SERIOUSLY SPOILERS🥜🦷💦
👉🥵👹SPOILERS👹🥵👈
👀🥺🦶STILL GONNA BE SPOILERS🦶🥺👀
I don’t get the whole “___ should’ve died” or “___ should’ve died instead of ___” like are we all forgetting that they’re literally high schoolers? Like I get if you dislike a character but to say “I’m blocking you if you like ___” or “___ should’ve died” just because you hate them just says a lot about your character - and that’s not meant in a good way, I’m saying you act like a virgin bitch if you block or unfriend someone simply because they like a character you hate.
Also the absolute sexism of the fandom (I may be using that in the wrong way.)
You’ll see someone hating on Byakuya and then turn around and act as if Toko is an innocent queen. Like what? She fucking harassed Byakuya even when he made it obvious that he has zero positive feelings towards her. Not to mention you’ll see people chant “RESPECT TRIGGERS” then turn around and absolutely invalidate Byakuya because Toko is a walking trigger for him. Like pick a struggle.
Don’t get me started on how everyone is like “kOkIcHi Is EvIl” then turn around and stan Celeste. Gonta and Kokichi made an agreement. While Celeste wrote a scenario in her head, presented the first part of the scenario and the needed supplies for the scenario to Hifumi, and then turned around and killed Hifumi. Nobody in any game is innocent but if you openly Stan Celeste and hate on Kokichi just because everyone twists that one action then stay the fuck away from me.
Can I also open up about how everyone who chants “RESPECT MEDICAL DISORDERS/DISEASES/INABILITIES” absolutely disregards how Magito has many mental illnesses that fuck up his brain and make him do regrettable things? Might I say again: NONE👏OF👏THE👏CHARACTERS👏IN👏DANGANRONPA👏ARE👏INNOCENT. No, not even the protagonists. No character is as innocent as everybody makes them out to be. God, I love Kazuichi but I have to admit his way of showing his feelings can make someone uncomfortable.
Also don’t go around screaming “SONIA IS UNDERRATED AND GREAT” when she obviously told Kazuichi to kill himself. Everybody has a right to hate a character without being rude about it but GOD DOES SHE MAKE ME WANT TO FUCKING SWING AND HIT.
Don’t openly shit on a character knowing many people have that character as a comfort and/or kin them. Ex. “ByAkUyA iS a TeRrIbLe ChArAcTer”, like that feels like a traditional nun is slapping me 40 times.
Miu did indeed deserve to live but her death was crucial to the plot. I love Miu (ft. My Miu Iruma pfp and background), I can give tons of reasons why I love many Danganronpa characters - not just because of the xreader fanfics.
Repeat after me: TERUTERU👏DOES👏NOT DESERVE👏THE👏HATE
The guy was just trying to save Twogami, plus we all would’ve gotten defensive if we were caught, during a trial we had little knowledge of, and being framed for our friend’s murder. Now I don’t agree with most of his actions (ex. his attempt to manipulate Sonia into some weird shit) but his character doesn’t deserve half the hate it gets. Like c’mon, the man’s just wants to see his mama.
Welp um- this concludes my rant. If you saw this, hi, idk.
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