#we are not amused

[defilerwyrm]

Belated Happy Halloween from Empress Cassiopeia

[emthejedichic]

honestly never gonna stop finding it hilarious that Torchwood was created because Queen Victoria met the Doctor one (1) time

[lucy-moderatz]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

That thing on Ozai's chin is a crime.

[asmodeus-fallen-principality]

I've got something for you, Momo

*cue maniacal laughter*

...That's enough of this "inter-net" for today. Goodnight.

[not-your-pussikat]

Ode to my uterus

Pain, pain, go away Come again some other NEVER

[lilithsaintcrow]

Thousand Cuts, Downright Vexed

I woke up only mildly tetchy, since the week’s round of needing-to-be-social meetings has meant little time for actual writing. I get itchy-irritable when life attempts to keep me from the page; a few days of mounting discomfort and I’m ready to stab if it means I’ll be left alone with the words. Still, it wasn’t bad when I rolled out of bed, even if the dog decided today was a day to be…

[aristoteliancomplacency]

Beans.

My partner and I have a running joke with a friend. Every time he goes on holiday we increase the quantity of beans in his flat.

The first time we bought ~30 cans of kidney beans and hid them around the house like some Easter egg hunt thing but with beans.

The Second time we bought ~6kg dried white beans and hid those in various places. Nearly every receptacle that could safely hold beans became the home of beans. My personal favourite was emptying an oat milk carton, very carefully washing and drying it, filling it with beans and then just putting it back among several other cartons.

He went on holiday again a couple of weeks ago. Obviously there is an expectation of bean-based shenanigans. And obviously we have to beat our previous efforts.

Our friend has (had) a mosaic on his wall of the famous Marilyn Monroe Pop-Art by Andy Warhol. He made the mosaic himself. Over the last couple of weeks we have spent hours and hours assembling a frame, drawing up a pattern and gridding out a 70 x 70 frame and gluing an untold amount of beans to it. I have spent over 21 hours gluing beans to a frames.

For the last couple of days I ended up going to bed at 5:00 am because I lost track of time whilst experimenting with which types of glue works best with different beans (I now have *opinions* on this, y’all). The day of our friend’s return we spent the morning and afternoon grouting the piece and wiping it down and wiping it down again and wiping it down again because grout is just like that. In the evening we went to install the mosaic, just a few hours before his return. Here’s a comparison between the original and our clearly superior replication, and the new piece installed in its rightful place.

[sohannabarberaesque]

[Mise en scene: Dick Dastardly's house--or more like hovel--early one morning in the wake of another of Muttley's misadventures in "sowing the wild oats" in the canine fashion; Muttley, inevitably, is smiling rather broadly.] DICK DASTARDLY, rather irate at what ensueth: MUTTLEY!!! Wipe that smile off your face for once!! MUTTLEY: [Rather blatant and comically sick snickering] DICK DASTARDLY, continuing with the tirade: I'm getting to be rather annoyed at you going out nights and sowing your canine wild oats with all the lowest kind of back-alley mutts!! As a matter of fact, Muttley, word has it that at least six--SIX!!--of those back-alley dogs you play around with gave birth to pups over recent days, and it's likely YOU, Muttley, were the sire of them! [pause] Muttley ... what have you to say for yourself?! [Whereupon Muttley humps Dick Dastardly's leg in the fashion of that "Safe Sex?" T-shirt from some years back, much to his master's displeasure and objections as tend to the expletives and threats to break out the riding crop for disciplinary ends--] Let us draw the curtain of charity over the remainder of this scene.

[skialdi]

“Which sibling tried to kill Luffy?”

[beescake]

back in the day we had pantskat

now we have sagg sollux

[mashbrainrot]

'Stańczyk' by Jan Matejko, 1862 // Alan Alda as Hawkeye Pierce, Mash episode 'As You Were', 1974

[syn0vial]

my gun-loving, car guy, "i'm the straightest man i know" brother who just finished baldur's gate 3 talking about astarion:

[molinaesque]

Annoyed/pissed off Raphael moments that tickled me

[quaranmine]

people on reddit are already getting pissed with the idea that maybe adiecraft was just "leading us on" the whole time or clickbaiting or whatever. and honestly i feel like that's a weak response. get a thicker skin, redditors. me? i respect the grind. adie never once said he was joining, he just made a previous season reference and had a hermit quote retweet him which stirred up an entire fanbase that was on a hair-trigger ready for speculation. then he proceeded to roll with it and neither confirm nor deny and get a bunch of extra eyes on his content, specifically the eyes of people who are already primed to like him.

like i don't feel particularly baited man idk it seems like a you problem, i'm fully aware I Did This To Myself LOL

[lilislegacy]

*the 7 demigods and some of their families at a get together*

tristan mclean: i still don’t love that 3 teenage couples were all on an isolated boat together. for weeks. including you, pipes

piper: don’t worry dad. coach hedge was very strict. there was no funny business allowed

leo: yeah especially after the percy and annabeth scandal. i mean,

you should have seen how much coach yelled when frank found them in the stables the next morning-

annabeth and percy: LEO!!

leo:

piper:

jason:

thalia:

hazel:

tristan:

nico:

frank:

frederick chase:

mrs. chase:

paul:

sally: no please continue. i’d love to hear this

percy: *glares at leo*

leo: *accidentally catches on fire and runs away*

everyone:

frank: i looked away quickly, i swear!

annabeth: YOU DIDNT NEED TO!

percy: YEAH ALL WE DID WAS-

annabeth: PERCY OH MY GODS SHUT UP!