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eureka-its-zico · 5 months
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Okay NONNIE!!! You sent in a million stars so I’m just going to scream about this: at 4 am this morning, @mugiwarrrrra Jess and I decided to wreck my shit with the idea of just making Violent Delights into an actual story, and basically rewrote and created a whole angsty smutty plot of filth to basically make it into a damn novel AND IM SO EXCITED TO DO IT BUT ALSO ENISHI IS GOING TO TAKE OVER MY LIFE!!! THERE ARE NO WORDS FOR THE UNHINGED DEBAUCHERY THAT IS ABOUT TO TAKE PLACE
I regret nothing.
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bankaizen · 10 months
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it's time to switch on the winter in hope county mod
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cordspaghetti · 3 months
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really factual recounting with no embellishments whatsoever
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girldraki · 4 months
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hauntedhotel · 5 months
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Me, on the welcome desk in the library: Good morning, how are you today?
Customer: I have welcomed Jesus into my heart and so I am well today and every day.
Me, a little unnerved: Okay then! Is there something I can help you with?
Customer, digging around in his bag and pulling out an iPhone in a box: Unfortunately, Jesus can't help me with this fucking phone, so I came to the library.
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xxxdragonfucker69xxx · 2 months
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cornpapers · 23 days
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muffinlance · 5 months
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My baby daughter got her adorable puffin-print dress absolutely CAKED in mud crawling around the yard and my first thought was "oh no her beautiful dress"
And my second thought was "oh huh it really WOULD be easy to unconsciously steer her away from playing in the dirt. Unlike my son, whose outfits are usually some kind of solid dark easily washed pants plus a shirt that doesn't trail in the dirt like a dress does."
Anyway something something gender roles start getting shoved on kids from literal birth, but with a little time to think about things, YOU TOO can let your children of any gender absolutely destroy their clothes in the dirt pit they're digging in your garden
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yeehawpim · 11 months
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Edit: school pt 2
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titleofpersonage-p01 · 7 months
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lazylittledragon · 8 months
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
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winnie-daze · 28 days
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Redraw of the twins I Stan
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obsob · 8 months
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i am a being capable of immeasurable love and whimsy
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anna-scribbles · 3 months
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this was how my first day went btw
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@mariyyum twitter post: Recipes that have been passed down to me by my Palestinian mother 🇵🇸, and I've had the honor of sharing them with all of you. #freepalestine
1: Cheese Manakeesh (cheese pies)
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2: Homemade Hummus w/ chicken koufta
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3: Msakhan (the National dish of Palestine)
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4: Sfeeha (meet pies)
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Follow her on: twitter instagram youtube tiktok and her own blog for more.
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dameronalone · 1 year
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oh gee discord should I try adding numbers? should I try that???? should I try adding numbers to the end of my username so that it's individualized and only mine???? should I try adding numbers??????????
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