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reginaldubel · 1 year

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loaf

#dinosaur #paleontology #prehistoric #jurassic park #jurassic world #pyroraptor #raptor #he has such an ugly face but #that makes him scrunkly #i wish we saw them loafing....#like birds..

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xbraveheartx · 11 months

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I'm suddenly thinking about Romeo and how he was specifically made into the King of Puppets. He was a fitting subject to channel and regulate Ergo, and the first (mostly) successful test run for what Geppetto wanted to accomplish. But I'm suddenly thinking... why specifically Romeo? How did Geppetto choose Carlo's best friend out of everyone he could have potentially chosen?

Unless he knew what type of person Romeo was...?

As in... He needed someone who would be fitting for the role of King-- a leader who could play the role needed to further his means. Because Geppetto could have chosen any old schmuck from the street, but he specifically got a hold of Romeo, the boy who grew up with his son in the Monad Charity House. Whether you want to believe what the loading screens says (and we all know by now how much you can really trust those-- looking at you, Rose Estate Cover Up Scheme) on Romeo specifically striking a deal with him, or if it was something else entirely... the fact remains that he specifically reached out to use Romeo, of all people.

So what does that say about Romeo, as a character? He must have a great leader-type. "My puppets and I are battling against death itself"-- so proper, places himself on the battlefield alongside the others... and "My puppets"... he personally took them in as his own upon waking. He didn't ask for the throne, he woke up and suddenly was placed in this role... but he filled it as necessary and he lead HIS puppets to help the people.

I think we can say he's brave, friendly and hopeful, if the flashback upon first meeting Carlo says anything, plus, his repeated attempts at getting P to remember him and join him in the fight against the disease. We can tell he's a great leader, and has a good sense of humor (the amused little chuckle you hear in his message to P saying "You're still an unstoppable fellow"), absolutely the sentimental type...

I just have a lot of emotions about him suddenly. Romeo was... so good.

#Lies of P #Lies of P Spoilers #Romeo #Romeo King of Puppets #I JUST REALLY ADORE HOW MUCH WE GET WITH SO LITTLE WITH HIM BUT ALSO #I wish we had more ;;; A ;;; but it's not that type of game dhjkedg so we just gotta... take the breadcrumbs and make a loaf from it #Ugh... Romeo is so good. I miss him c': -SOBS-

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mvdsart · 1 year

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this joke’s target audience: me. haha anyway, here’s Hua Cheng playing mahjong with my aunt’s cat, named… Gege. obligatory cat pics under the cut.

#a crossover only I asked for <3 #hua cheng #crimson rain sought flower #tgcf #tian guan ci fu #heaven official's blessing #tgcf fanart #fanart #cats #Gege is a good boy. he likes mahjong #can’t play whenever he’s around though because he just loafs on the table #the second he hears the tiles he comes running over meowing #and then he tries to eat the pieces :(#cutest thing ever. love him <3 #his siblings are Meimei and Bebe and that’s the cutest cat name trio ever #just in case it needs to be said. in the last pic we are taking the piece out of his mouth not putting it in #anyway. cats <3 #my art

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marclef · 10 months

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everyone look at him right now.

#this is toki. yes he's fat. we know. we've tried putting him on a diet. it hasn't worked.#he's an old fat boy and all he does it sit around all day. look at this bread loaf. look at him.#he's a very sweet and cuddly boy though and he's the only cat we have that liked belly rubs. he loves them.#i needed to share him with you because LOOK AT HIS SHAPE RN

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planet4546b · 4 months

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hold on. vital question.

#pers #hes both a dog and a cat. so the question stands. can he loaf ?#ff7 #ffvii #was in the middle of writing something and went to go write that he tucked his paws under him and went Hold on.....#personaly i think yes because i tend to fall on the kitty side of the ouppys/kitties war for him #but we need to know what the people think :pointup:

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spindle-and-nima · 7 months

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Sometimes when spindle loafs for a long time me and my sister pretend he's bread in an oven and beg him to wake up because he's gonna over bake

#idk why its so funny but we be like #pindle NOO youre loafed youre cooking you're overcooking oh my god spindle wake UP youre going to overcook #bunblr #bunnies of tumblr #text post #its also funny bc hes totally sleeping through us talking to him and looks so helpessly eepy #hes doomed to overbake

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mielgf · 11 months

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besties what does it mean when a straight man bakes bread and steam mops his entire house and goes out and buys sweet treats before you come over

#this wasn’t normal bread either he made a HERB AND GARLIC LOAF and then proceeded to dice shallots and onions to make a lil flavour burst #on top after it came out then made a chili infused oil to dip it in…#THEN ASKED IF (WE) WANTED HIM TO MAKE A BOARD WITH CHEESE AND MEATS LIKE???#HUH????#and yeah steam mopped all of their floors cleaned top to bottom #he did about 20x more than my actual friend would ever dream of 😭#THEN ALSO WENT TO A BAKERY AND GOT DONUTS?? HELLO???#i am still flabbergasted hours later #he also got play angry at me that i got in the backseat of the car and was like ‘no you should take the front’#and after i refused cause he’s TALL he got in the passenger door and then proceeded to move his seat all the way up so he was cramped and #i had a ton of room #i was just like… is this… what men are really capable of?#today truly made me enamoured with the kindness men can apparently be capable of AND HE DOESNT KNOW ME SUPER WELL #we’ve hung out like three times prior and two of which were within this last week #anyway what a kind man again my friend would never lmao #forgot the most important part: this man is a guy friends’ roommate!#talk time

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vanus · 2 years

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Wahhh. 1 am here's a Durim for the publics enjoyment

#pillars of eternity #pillars of eternity deadfire #poe2 #fire godlike #my art #my ocs #durim #thinking abt the effects of having two butch moms (elf and dwarf) raising durim. i would love to know him carnally #the sulien art reminded me 2 post him. gotta keep the wives together. now all we need is austin posting psilos and we'll have all 3 #like voltron #if ur coming here from an rb sulien should be like the post below this one or under hastag sulien :)#mynbeloved dwarven wife home from the hot forge (makinf a delicious homecooked stew and handmade sourdough loaf to go with it)

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verypsbfan019 · 2 years

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Montague "Duck" Collett, aka "Green Bread Loaf"! 🍞💚😂

After his friends realized that pannier tank engines look like bread loafs, Duck's life was never the same...

(The bread that Duck is holding here was made by Donald btw lmao)

#ttte humanized #ttte #thomas the tank engine #ttte duck #Duck the great western engine #Green Bread Loaf #Duck is a bread loaf #hehe #we love him #Duck is still mad about the gift #he hates to be compared with bread loafs #but here we are #the engine drivers series

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roimp · 2 years

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SO YESTERDAY.

#now i just feel stupid because WHY DID I WALK WITH HIM TILL HIS FUCKING SOCIETY WHAT #why did i do thattttt i went 😬 as soon as i sat in the auto because thats liek the whole walk for him yk #but childddf it was fun.#like okay so omg also yesterday there was a BIG fight in our class ok like these 2 boys #something happened between them and they were just BEATING THE SHIT out of each other it was crazy #anyways yesterday i showed hands guy all the funny cat gifs i have saved on my phone #and he liked one so much he was like SEND IT TO ME RN #its fhe one where cat is banging its head on the wall and then it blasts #ALSO JE SHOWED ME SO SO SO MANY OF HIS CAT PICS #HIS CAT'S NAME IS SKY AND HE HAS YELLOW EYES #he showed me his cat's loaf pics #we all love cat loaf here so does he #bro we have same opinion about so many things #anyways then yesterday also we walkrd together and this time till his society #it was fun tho ok we were laughing but i think walking till his society was too much idk #he is also kind of an awkward introvert guy so maybe he is just like that but what if he is like 'girl leave me alone' inside yo #yk*#IDKKKK MAN IDKKKKK #but ya at the end. FUNNNN #gargi is keysmashing

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spudcat · 2 years

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at an utter loss for words with this one, boys

#i drew the titan loafing :)#raven.art #doodle #the owl house #toh #titan #how do i tag him #big daddy #ive been calling him big daddy but we dont actually know what his name is #he is 250 kilometers tall :)

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freebooter4ever · 7 months

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bread wearing shorts and a pompom hat lmaoooooo fashion icon!!! :D

#i love it #breadman #pasty legs oh he definitely stayed in nyc for the break :P #we havent heard any news about the baby loaf??? i keep anxiously waiting for him to be scratched from a game???

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eldritch-crabbo · 1 year

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Dad: “You’ve never consistently walked every day how do you know it wouldn’t help?” (my chronic fatigue and perceived laziness for only doing as much as I need to and no more)

Me: “I literally walked (up the steep ass hill leading to our neighborhood) every day with 30 lbs of textbooks on my back for 7 years.”

Dad: “And you had more energy and were 100lbs lighter back then! See it works!”

like literally 1. no, I definitely did not. there’s (many) reasons I didn’t do homework and was failing every class bc of it, and a lack of energy was a big one. 2. lmao I gained like 30 lbs since I got out of high school if he really thinks it was 100 he’s deluding himself. 3. i only did all of that because i literally had no other choice. what was I going to do as someone who has a massive fear of punishment (in large part because of him), not go to school? skip class and get treated even worse? this is the man that cut off my access to running water for like 12 hours as punishment once. i can’t believe i ever thought that shit was normal

#venting about the massive fight i just had with him. get this. because i only cut enough bread for myself when he’s not even—#—eating any tonight. as if me not cutting the entire loaf into slices is some huge moral failing #‘you do the bare minimum and only ever think of yourself’ yeah ok i fixed a nice lunch for both of us today and youre gonna say that—#—not even 5 hours later huh. fuck you.#can’t tell if i wanna die or want him to die or both but I sure as hell am sick of this bullshit #doesnt help that ive been unmedicated for months now bc we lost our medi-cal. mom got a job with enough pay that it took our eligibility #which. good for her! she got insurance at that job too! proud of her.#but theyve been separated since dec 2020 and it completely screwed us bc they arent legally divorces #ill be getting on my own medi-cal soon enough (if i can muster the energy for it) cuz imd be kicked off theirs at the end of the year anyway #since i just turned 26 #but yeah cant afford all those medications with only $12 in my bank. had to ask mom to pay for an inhaler cuz mine was out and i need that—#—for emergencies. cant be without an inhaler when i have an asthma attack #gonna stop now cuz im getting turbo depressed

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movedto-clifflix · 1 year

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johnny n me looking at him (real)

#⚔️ | kenshi #🎬 | johnny #my loaf .#my sweet cheese #my boyfie with his cool sword #i luv him #johnny loves him too .#we all love each other #. awa awa #💖💕— loving hours

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leefi · 1 year

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just made the most decadent delicious toe curling vegetarian recipe ive ever had in my life i will never be the same

#also made some BOMB ASS BREADCRUMBS with it #i crumbed a whole wheat fennel caraway and anise loaf and toasted it in olive oil. fried some sage and crushed it in and #then added a ton of nutritional yeast to it #BEST BEST BEST BREADCRUMBS EVER RAHHHHHHH #woof #omg and the loaf is named SOPHIA thats MEEEE 💞💖#I got it at the farmers market this morning n I was like I want a whole wheat loaf!! and he was like here it is!#n i was like mmmm boring ass basic ass loaf 🤨 WHATS THAT 👉 (sophia -- seedy loaf)#n he was like thats my favoritest loaf in the whole world :) but watch out #its got fennel and anise baked in it so its very strong #n i was like that sounds perf for the recipe im making actually 🤨#n he was like wtf what are u making 🤨#n i said sharing is caring my friend so we exchanged numbers and i sent it to him 🤨#n now ive got a bread bestie at the farmers market 🤨🤨🤨

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getreadytosmash · 2 years

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I'm going to sell this cat istg

#the queen of smash (mun)#mmmMmmm bugsy is on day two of not eating #he needs a vet but all of them are shut now #and the emergency is too far away with the cat cage and we have no car #ive tried milk and ham #and we're trying tuna juice #i just want him to be better I'll let you loaf all over me boo bear pls

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