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thisismycursed3rdblog · 4 years

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Thoughts on “After” (2019)

Sorry I'm going to be 12 for a moment "Hardin" hehehehehe

Omg this voice over...yeah I can tell this use to be fanfiction (btw nothing wrong with fanfiction I write it just not about real people)

There's just...after.....TITLE CARD!!!

I question Tessa color scheme like everything is very washed out

Why did the mom sit in back of the car?

Steph's actress is very pretty also her look is great (maybe minus the earrings but they just aren't my style)

Tessa and Noah look related are they?

No one would talk like that in front of someone's mom they just met

"thanks I got it from the GAP" ....-_-

How to show that the mom is over protective....make her the worst from the start

Oh is Noah her boyfriend. ...ok then

Steph vapes.....you know she cool now

Same Steph Noah comes off as brother not boyfriend

"who brings books to college" is my school weird because everyone does??

You know if Tessa falls in love with some who is "bad" I think Steph would be the best option

I'm not judging her clothes because I don't dislike them but going a little heavy on the good girl vibe...

Who is new boy so far he seems nice .... Landon is his name

How did her clothes get so wet from where she put them

Ok her room is small she would have definitely notices him when she walked in

Hardin (hehe) you are being an ass

Also random British man in a movie where so far no one else is British

....what book you reading Hardin

Steph so far the best in the movie and no that's not just because I think she's attractive...yes it is

Oh it was The Great Gatsby. . They are right that is a good book

....I'm only 10 minutes in oh dear

At least Hardin is polite to people who work in the coffee shop

I can't stop looking at his eye brows

Steph / Tessa the couple we deserves

The song playing is called "Say Hoe" amazing

Steph kissing a girl....I wish that was me

Zed.....I wonder who you are based on sir... hmmmmmmmm

I wonder is Molly is supposed to be a bitch? *She said sarcastically"

Zed actor looks familiar *pauses movie*

Oh shit that's Joe from Glee

Being a virgin isn't really a big deal ok ...she just got out if highschool not like she's 35 and still a virgin

"oh sucks to suck"....-_- -_-

She didn't want to kiss you Hardin no reason to have such a pissed off face ....you don't even like her ...I think

Also Noah stop being so judgemental

She had literally a mouthful of vodka ...that's not like drinking really

Oh look a union jack ....wonder who's room this is maybe the one British man in the movie

Tessa that's not your room ....stop touching other people's things

Are you looking for something.....you drunk ....like what that wasn't a weird question to ask Tessa

Who wrote this movie like what

Good Tessa even if your boyfriend is a dick don't cheat on him with another dick

How did Hardin get on the roof

" I'm disappointed in you" oh fuck off...

He told her mom she went to the party....what Noah you suck

Noah so far the worst character

They really want to show off Hardin's tattoos

Hardin talking about books is annoying me as an English major ok

Oh look at me I'm Hardin and I'm so edgy with my thoughts on classic literature

I don't think either of them really read pride and prejudice

Oh course Landon and Hardin are kind of like step brothers

Steph best character!!!

Does Hardin only own black shirts and ripped jeans ( I mean same)

Hardin having a sudden change if heart....I don't trust this

Oh she just decided to go with him....why?

This seems like a very long drive

Bring her to the woods? That's not creepy at all ...oh wait yes it is very

He's wearing all black and she's wearing all white ...you aren't clever movie

Did she forgot that she hated him like yesterday

Ok this lake scene is a little cute

Nice doesn't not mean boring ....that's a red flags ...run Tessa run

With different music this movie would be a horror film a swear

Don't kiss.....well now they're kissing ....stop it

This kiss scene is edited kind of strangely

These actor don't have the best chemistry not sure if that's the acting or the fault of the writing

Let's see how long this movie plays before they have sex

You still have a boyfriend Tessa

This so far the most normal scene in the movie...this burger date scene

Also now I'm hungry

You said you didn't believe in love you edge lord

How did those guys know they where there

Also Molly why you such a bitch ....does she do anything else but be a bitch

Also Tessa just left her burger ... wasteful

Hardin you were almost a nice person for a full 15 minutes

This isn't Avril Lavigne singing ...sad (complicated is playing btw)

She just woke up and Hardin is in her bed staring at her ...I hope this is a dream.. this is creepy

You're here isn't the reaction one should have

Oh good it was dream

Dump Noah... please Tessa he's the worst

Hardin got his pissed off face again...

This scene went 0-100 very quick

Like was Jace being creepy....I think he was but it went by way to quick

I like Tessa bike

I'm confused.. that's right Tessa what happened

YOU CANT BE MAD AT HER BECAUSE SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND AFTER YOU BLOW HER OFF LIKE A DICK!!!

So he has daddy issue

This boy is like a yo-yo he keeps going from one extreme to the other

Red flag ....so many red flags

And they are kissing again

So Hardin is a dick to Tessa makes out with her like once and only nice to her when it's just the two of them...and now they are having sex.. ok then

Also like 51 minutes into the movie btw

Did they have sex ...maybe I don't know ....everything is filmed weird in this movie

How did he get there so fast

Also this break up scene is Tessa best scene acting wise just saying

Steph has a cute little music note tattoo

Steph/ Tessa the only ship I support

When did Hardin get her number?

Do Noah and her mom have like weekly chats or something

Oh now she's talking to Hardin....is she no longer mad at him...ok then

Oh time for a backstory...I see

You barley know Hardin .....I don't get how she fell in love him

It should not be that easy to sneak into a building

Also you couldn't read to her in like your room on your bed or something

I kind of dig this movies soundtrack not going to lie

Ok Hardin jumping over the entrance and Tessa just talking through was funny I'll give them that

Oh this is they in love part of the movie I see

Like these two could be really cute if not for any other scene in this movie that involves other characters

Wait now are they having sex for the first time?

GET BETTER AT EDITING YOUR MOVIE PLEASE!!

Uugghh the mom showed up

First her daughter's not a kid anymore and like it's confusing we haven't seen her skip class or even do badly in school so I don't get where the mom is coming from at all

You can't make your daughter break up with her boyfriend

Ok yes Tessa tell you mom off....please she needed to hear that

Tessa did like nothing and her mom wants to just cut her off... I take it back the mom is now the worst person in this movie

Landon why are you in this movie....you haven't really done anything at all

"oooh she paint's" I don't know why that made me laugh

This relationship is moving very fast....they now live together or want to

Also I pretty sure his plans just living at another person house and hoping know one finds out

All these scenes look like they were just shot for the trailer

Not this again.....when did the first time happen

There's like 35 minutes left.....how long till the big break up or fight . .only for them to get back together at the very end

Wait his father's not British?

They really didn't want anyone out side of Hardin to be British

Oh now his dad's a drunk....why is this only being brought up now

I keep thinking one of them are going to fall in the pool

FALL IN THE POOL FALL IN THE POOL

Wait is this their first time having sex

I'm going with yes? Maybe

Ok so sex is definitely happening this time

Also wear protection ...at least movie promotes safe sex

Ok I love the look of that bath tub

Molly can all she do is be a bitch to Tessa

Hardin you better not be dating Molly

Also Tessa don't go snooping around in his phone

Jace....still creepy

Blind bobs? ...ok

Steph best person ....she's just a good friend

Tessa just be with Steph she'd treat her right

Oh Hardin no please

Hardin.... nooooooooooooo

Hardin you fucker

Like I kind of saw it coming up still Hardin no

Slap him Tessa do it do it

Or just leave that works too

Also we got like 16 minutes before the movie ends so let's see how long till the get back together

I mean they shouldn't because not cool Hardin

Did she just leave....doesn't she have school

At least her mom isn't being a bitch at the moment

Now she's going to talk to Noah....just say your sorry do not get back with him ....he's still a dick

Still into this soundtrack

Oh here mom stop cutting her off that's good

I hope her and Steph make up and stay friends

Be sad Hardin you dick

Also why are all his books so nice looking

10 minutes almost done

So Tessa is following her dreams and Hardin is sitting on a roof sad....again ...ha

A professor can't just give other students work away ....also why does the professor know it was for Tessa

What even was this final project

Darcy and Heathcliff are very different characters and stories I'm just saying

There making a sequel so I'm guessing ending means it's going to work out in the end

Fade to black

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vrenaewrites · 4 years

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AFTER by Anna Todd thoughts: Prologue - Ch 50

Full video here.

Originally wattpad fanfic about Harry Styles??????

PROLOGUE:

“I didn't know college would be more than academics”

Confused by (her roommate’s friends) inattention to structure: How fucking lame are you

“And that’s when he crept into my heart” Is he italicized in the books i bet it is

Dude’s name is hardin? More like hard-on amirite

CH 1:

It starts with an alarm going off?!?!?!? Rule number one!!!!!

She spends the prologue telling us she’s been prepping for college all her life and then spends a good half a page telling us that again

“Whatever else teenagers else do, that wasn’t me” We got a mary sue here guys

Razor from the knees down - ok virgin - why was this a detail?

Oh shiiii she got a boyfriend? And his name is NOT hardin guys

She told us multiple times that she prepped for this day forever but also keeps saying she has no idea what to expect...does this take place before the internet? Like...google it??

CH 2:

She just said she saw the school online, like you can find pics of the school but you couldn’t find a single youtube video about “what college is really like” foh

So the mom sits in on orientation but is expected to leave before seeing the dorm room how tf that girl supposed to get all her shit up to the dorm?!?!?! Parents usually help you move in??

So the car was packed FULL of her stuff but then she says she only brought clothes and books and her bf doesn’t have much to carry...so what is the truth?

Oh shit her roommate has tattoos

“Where the dorms are tiny and the parties are huge” and this information is fucking earth shattering to tessa and her mom and not-hardin

CH 3:

Two closets in this tiny dorm room…

“College is not what i expected” you said MULTIPLE TIMES you didn’t know what to expect so what is the truth?!!?!?!?

“Both genders” yikes on bikes

CH 4:

HE HAS A THICK ENGLISH ACCENT goodBYE

“Hardin scott is not my boyfriend” okay, so many things. No one fucking talks like that unless they wanna introduce the full name of the love interest in the clunkiest way

Also HS are his initials goodBYEEEEE

CH 5:

“Destroyed his body with holes and tattoos” omg

CH 6:

Hardin is fucking neg that calls her Teresa when she asks to go by Tessa and as someone who constantly gets called Vicki when I ask to go by Viktoria, I am on her side in this instance and this instance only

CH 7:

She is so upset that someone called her prissy but then she can’t even bring herself to think of what those people are doing in the frat house bedrooms

CH 9:

The word bottom. As in, steph pushed her bottom against a guy as she danced with him...BOTTOM

She’s in a bedroom with her drunk roommate and a really great collection of books and I GUARANTEE this is Hardin’s room

Wuthering heights ffs

KNEW IT

CH 10:

And she’s crying

CH 13:

She introduces herself by her full name and landon does the same whyyyyyy who does this?

He’s a nice kid unlike you - i’m shocked at my harsh words

Am i just a bitch or is she the weakest

So they’re just walking and he screams, “Stop staring at me” out of nowhere and walks away...sounds stable

CH 14:

“Noah is my boyfriend and I would never do anything to hurt him” This is what we call foreshadowing my friends

“A man who is rude an intolerable being made into a romantic hero? It’s ridiculous” hardin

Foreshadowing…

She literally just said her boyfriend is like a little brother…ew

“I’m aware that my hips and breasts are larger than most women my age”...women are fully developed at 18...i don’t understand…

Mary sue shit

CH 15:

“She’s intimidated by you because you’re not like other girls” is that a real thing…

“You look...different” - hardin PUKE

“Are you a virgin?” i puked again

No one seems surprised - bitch you dress like a nun

CH 16:

These chapter breaks make no gd sense

“Hormonal college rock n roll misfits”

Immediately takes a shot of vodka

Hardin looks disappointed that she took a shot because she’s not like other girls…

Slut shaming.com / tessa re: molly

CH 17:

“Sorry if i don’t dress like a slut” no you just wear pleated skirts and khakis like a mormon mother

Hardin doesn’t drink OF COURSE they are sober lil bookworms together

I want to be an author. Of course because she is the mary sue of our generation move over bella swan

She’s drinking again after almost puking

CH 18:

“We don’t need to have sex, we have fun by going to the movies...and going on walks” ON WALKS.

OH SHIIIIIIIII THEY KISSIN

CH 19:

This girl has never been horny before and she cannot cope with the feeling

Am i bad a person for feeling like “Well she already cheated by kissing him, might as well keep kissing him?” like i know that’s wrong but…

CH 20:

Oh my god she’s not telling her boyfriend that she kissed someone else??!?!?

Oh shiii hardin’s in her dorm

HER MOM IS AT THE DOOR

WITH NOAH?!?!?!?!?!

When i say weakass you say bitch

CH 21:

The fork at breakfast reminds her of hardin’s lip ring….

She just called Hardin Mr. Rude. “Mr. struggle” lol anyone else watch Cody Ko??

Noah won’t kiss her in public and she does NOT get horny with him

CH 22:

Pride and prejudice is not a magical book tessa

Landon’s mom and hardin’s dad?! Oh shiiiii

“Are you ocd or something” christ

Literally he’s throwing her notes all over the floor like what a four year old

“Eyes burning into mine” AGAIN

They kissin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit they doin MORE than kissing

“You’re so sexy tess” I PUKED

Steph’s eyes are clapping with glee?????

“You could learn a lot from Hardin, like, sexually” - steph

okay………

CH 23:

They’re talking about the use of foreshadowing in pride and prejudice about if you could tell that darcy and elizabeth would end up together…

What kinda hamfisted shit…

And then she and hardin get in a screaming match about their situation but it’s coded in darcy and elizabeth language like come onnnnnnn

So much twilight vibes: “your mood swings give me a headache” “i should stay away from him, i know he’s dangerous” dangerous how? Because he has tattoos?

FIRST FULL BODY CRINGE: “You’re thinking about me and you have that feeling, down there, don’t you, teresa?”

Twilight: “i don’t wanna stay away from you”

CH 24:

“He really is bipolar” dude

She likes bon iver and the fray...of course she does

CH 25:

SHE FOLLOWED THIS STRANGER INTO THE WOODS

No murderino instinct at all

“He must be cold in the warm ass water because he can’t be getting flushed seeing me, a girl he’s made out with multiple times and is obviously attracted to, in nothing but his t-shirt” bitch COME ON

“I’m having real fun, not watching a movie fun”

This is such a dig at noah who she says doesn’t need to fuck her because they watch movies together

SECOND FULL BODY CRINGE: “These lips, the things you could do with them”

THIRD: “Oh Hardin,” I moan and squeeze him with my legs. “I want to make you moan my name over and over again” - hardin

My hormones are out of control - who is thinking about their hormones at this point

FOURTH: She goes to cover up and he’s like don’t ever cover yourself from me, i’ve been with so many girls but none like you

And they’re not gonna do it but “there are many other things he wants to do to her first” and at this point my body is contorted like a jumbo shrimp

FIFTH: The whole fingering scene honestly. Just all of it. He made her towel off with his shirt...am I missing something? She had already put her pants on...what’s the point of that???

SIXTH: “You haven’t said a word to me since” - “since i gave you your first orgasm?”

CH 26:

Wtf is this dude’s problem? She ignores her boyfriend’s call to keep making out with him and he’s like “don’t break up with him on my account, there’s no us going on” like dude y’all just went on a date...so you can keep saying you don’t date...but you just did…

CH 27:

She’s so selfish!!!! Calling Noah because she got rejected by Hardin!!!!!!!! Noah deserves better 2k20

And then she mentions it in front of Hardin to make him jealous WTF

Hardin petty ass Scott says, “noah, that’s a nice cardigan you’re wearing”

Thanks I got it from the gap!!!!!!!11

CH 28:

SEVEN: Tessa wants noah to get her horny so she keeps trying to kiss him and when he won’t let anything happen she stops and he says, “that was nice, tessa”

Tessa takes noah’s car to go help hardin and leaves noah in her dorm room alone when he drove 3 hours to see her!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CH 29:

Hardin toxic asshole Scott threw a hissy fit and tessa comes to save the day

He dresses her little glass cut after telling her she’s pathetic...woof

CH 30:

Holy manipulation station nation

Then he forces himself on her and her dumb bitch ass KISSES HIM!!!!!

BECAUSE HE SAID HE NEEDED HER, THAT’S ALL IT TOOK

Cringe throughout: that she describes his lips as pink. It’s weird as fuck.

EIGHT: “You know who i think you are when you’re with me?” “Who?” “yourself”

CH 31:

NINE: He’s telling her if she says the word he’ll leave her alone: “Tell me teresa,” he coos, and i whimper. “Hardin,” i whisper. WHY?

SHE IS GONNA STAY WITH HARDIN WHILE NOAH IS WAITING FOR HER?!?!?!?!!??!

CH 32:

“I don’t know if it’s his smile or the fact that he’s only in boxers, but I’m in a much better mood than before” you skank ass hoe

TEN: He says her clothes hide how sexy and curvy her body really is. Sexy and curvy. Both.

CH 33:

ELEVEN: “I know this happiness isn’t going to last” - the happiness being her straddling this guy that isn’t her boyfriend - “and i feel like cinderella waiting for the clock to strike midnight”

“I can behave any way i want with hardin tonight, because in the morning i’m going to tell him to leave me alone forever” HUH

TWELVE: I am just as intoxicated by hardin, as hardin is by the bottle of scotch he drank

THIRTEEN: Who is this girl straddling this punk boy and asking to touch him...down there?

CH 34:

FOURTEEN: He says he wants to taste her and this dumb bitch licks her lips like “yeah we been kissing wtf” and he says “no, down there” EW

CH 35:

Noah standing up for himself!!!!!

FIFTEEN: Then he calls them those gothic people...gothic? Not goth. Gothic.

HARDIN DONE BARGED IN!!!!!!

CH 36:

Hardin and Noah about to get into it!

Hardin making tessa be honest with noah OMG THE DRAMA

SIXTEEN: I am a moth to hardin’s flame and he never hesitates to burn me

CH 39:

Tessa gets a makeover to go out with steph and i KNOW she’s gonna see hardin and they’re gonna be inappropriate in public

And hardin is here OF COURSE

Oooh and he’s with molly! Tea

She is a slut - TESSA NO

Chapter 37: hardin will ruin tess if she ever comes around again chapter 39: he’s driving her home and making sure her burger doesn’t have ketchup

CH 40:

Noah will get back with tessa if she promises nothing with happen with hardin and we are only halfway through this book BITCH

CH 41:

Oh he drunk and at tessa’s dorm

This BITCH. JUST. GOT. BACK.TOGETHER. WITH. NOAH. AND. IS. GETTING. IN. BED. WITH. HARDIN. TO. WATCH. A. MOVIE.

CH 42:

He picks her up and forces her to sleep in the bed with him despite her saying no

CH 44:

She admits to herself that sleeping beside hardin is worth losing noah and then is trying to talk herself into believing that noah is hotter than hardin????

“You don’t need makeup” “well i like it” “well you’re bad at it” negging ass

This man at the store says, “hardin?” in an english accent and she’s like “i knew it was his dad” well how many fucking english dudes are in this small washington town my friend

This bitch agrees to go to dinner with hardin’s dad knowing damn well he and his dad are NOT on good terms...she’d be walking home…

CH 45:

And then because he doesn’t wanna go to dinner with his abandoning father, she says she’s gonna go to his dad’s house for dinner with ANOTHER DUDE?!?!?!?!?!?

She ignores noah’s call

It is stressing me tf out that she isn’t calling noah back and is instead getting ready for a date with hardin’s family...this poor cardigan wearing man

CH 46:

I LITERALLY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE FAMILY!!!!!!!! GET BACK TO THE CRINGE NEGGING AND ALMOST-BONING

CH 47:

“He rubs the back of his neck like he always does” - this is the first time he’s done this??

CH 48:

SEVENTEEN: “Oh tessa the things you do to me”

Fingers her without asking?!?!?!?!?!?! She literally says “Without my permission”

CH 49:

She is staying at hardin’s family’s house for the night, asks for her own room because she has a boyfriend - YOU JUST GOT EATEN OUT BY ANOTHER DUDE FIVE MINUTES AGO

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