#we've all been there and stuff

[egberts]

guess who's colorful markers showed up yesterday *unhinged panting after coloring for twelve hours straight*

[clumsypuppy]

littlest furth shop

@laikascomet

[lynxgriffin]

Hey would you draw a interpretation of how I think how Susie sits on her desk: I think she leans over on her seat and puts her shoes on the desk.

(note: alphys is too afraid to tell Susie to stop putting her feet on the desk)

You just know that if she does that often enough, those flimsy school chairs are going to topple her over and she'll have to awkwardly get up and shake it off as if it's no big deal.

[thedarkrebeldesires]

WELL DONE LADS!!! We are soooo close to 2,000 Stobotnik fics!

Wooop!!

[lurkinginnernarrator]

au where SQQ does undergo the 'qi-deviation' and is 'changed' but in reality the twin of Shen Jiu, Shen Yuan made a comment one day about how all Shen Jiu did was bitch about his martial siblings. Never one to turn down a golden opportunity,

Shen Jiu: bet

And so the twins decided to switch lives!

The qi-deviation is just so they can explain away any differences of temperament and so sj can hightail away easier.

Shen Yuan: this is going to be so easy

(spoiler. it wasn't)

Between useless sect meetings that could've been not even an email but a text message, reading fifteen different preteens attempts to sneak in dick jokes into their poetry assignments, the head cook alerting him to the fact that they've somehow run out of rice??? They're the greatest cultivation sect??? How does that happen???

Anyway, two of his Hall masters eloping together and taking an extended honeymoon (he's happy for them, but. Who's going to teach those classes now??? Him. Apparently.), sect politics and his 'martial siblings' barely even attempting a farce of civility or courtesy AND his guqin strings needing to be replaced and restrung ?

Shen Yuan is sorry 🙏🙏please come back🙏🙏🙏

Cue the allotted period of switching ending and Shen Yuan dramatically throwing the fan on the ground as Shen Jiu rolls up and goes "thanks for the vacation didi"

[dynamics-of-an-asteroid]

Andrew Scott & Johnny Flynn - RIPLEY (2024) "II SEVEN MERCIES"

[queer-omens-in-the-archives]

note to our body. we are not being hunted for sport. thank you

[prettyboybun]

Being a cute little lamb by myself out in wide open fields when a werewolf from the nearby woods decides he wants me for his own. He's planning a chase, to have to pursue me and pin me down and...

But to his shock, I walk right up to him and nuzzle my fluffy head into him. I shyly admit that I'd seen him from a distance and that I wanted to be close to him, and maybe even get claimed by him, if he wants.

Once the initial surprise wears off, he gathers me close and kisses my head, laying me down on the forest floor. He praises me for being so sweet and soft for him, tells me of course he'll lay claim to my precious body.

He takes his time softly stroking me, groping my soft parts firmly. He molds me into putty in his hands, kissing me deeply, grinding his knot against my hole until I'm whining and begging him to breed me.

My werewolf lover takes me slow, at first, savouring my warmth and my little shaky whimpers into his skin. After a little bit, though, he thrusts into me with sharp, precise movements until the knot pops in. He growls and chomps down on my neck, knotfucking me as hard as he can, kissing my forehead while I plead for him to breed me.

Afterwards, he bundles me up in his arms and lets me fall asleep against him, praising me for being such a good little lamb for him ♥️🐑

-💌

[trashcanwithsprinkles]

Been curious for a while and i figure the no 1 marriage chopsticks writer will know but, where did the zhongli/childe marriage chopsticks (especially accidental/unknowing) trope come from? did it start with a specific fic or did multiple people come up with it separately?

also got me thinking Childe is like a phoenix thematically given he’s been reborn by the abyss, but i would love to see an au where hes literally a phoenix. a literal phoenix and dragon love story with phoenix and dragon chopsticks

bestie idk how to tell you this but it came from zhongli's official teaser video

[shadyhouse]

if anyone is able to throw a few bucks at me so i can buy groceries after work today itd be much much much appreciated 👉👈 anything at all helps

vnm: tobias_leviathan

pp: paypal.me/bewearrr

[yaeggravate]

and we're still nowhere near close to figuring out what's going on with kaeya. incredible.

[marshbarks]

style week, day 4: band au! 💚💙 collab w/ @slobbykitty

a scene from a fic that adrian is writing, stan tried to give kyle his number and it did not go in his favor.

context under cut!

fic snippet, written by adrian ♥

[waterlinkedgirl]

Musical Touken Ranbu: Hanakage Yureru Tomizu (The Shadows of Flowers Swaying In The Whetwater) english subs

About a month later than I'd have liked, but here they are! Even if its writing is a bit more messy than usual, its core is very solid. Of course, Chougi's live song more than got away with me (it's got Japanese Sign Language), so if you could, please watch it gently.

I dedicate this to the friends of mine who love Ichigo Hitofuri. May you be unapologetically yourself, right the way you are.

Keep in mind that this is only the subtitle file, timed and tled to the DMM senshuuraku and BD/DVD. The archive version will have a talk at the start, so the starting times of the subs will have to be delayed accordingly.

You can find the subtitles and my TL document here!

[codecicle-archive]

Heard this guy made A Tribute to Minecraft (and loves cod, tekkit, and dayz. those are lamer though)

[high-voltage-rat]

Thinking about the benevolent applications of the "dark" and forbidden magic arts in dragonfable again. I want to see ethical fleshweavers using their powers to do surgical interventions, knitting flesh back together and rebuilding what was lost with the care and precision soulweavers are renowned for. I want to see donation-based necromancers: people donating themselves to be used as guards for their hometowns or carers for their relatives, even running organ and tissue donation initiatives. I want to see white-hat death knights in hospital tents, turning the death around them into life for the next person who comes along, making something good out of all the misery. I want to see empathic magic being used, carefully and sensitively, to guide psychotherapy delivery.

I want to see the kind-hearted people practicing these skills, despite all the stigma and distrust, forging ahead. Because just like the element of darkness isn't inherently evil, their craft has no innate morality. It's what you do with them that defines goodness or evil. And they're choosing to do good.

[qzse-rtv]

Ive kinda been retarded getting attatched to someone without ever seeing her. We've talked about how i didnt feel very good with the idea that shes like 5y younger than me and how when talking online its nit a big deal but maybe irl it'd make it awkward and she said blah blah no. We barely spent 3 days together last week and turns out yeah.. it felt weird and awkward, kind of like just when im hanging with my little sister. Shes sweet i like her a lot shes cute but irl it feels a bit weird thats really all. So of course i thought i should tell her we've been talking for 4 or 5 months and all idk i didnt feel like keeping something to myself. Well maybe i shouldnt have cuz shes acting like im telling her to fuck off shes like full on passive aggressive we cant have a basic discussion fuck this shit man