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Dear Brother

Kinktober Day 14: Incest Yandere brother x male reader CW: Incest, noncon, memory alteration, mind manipulation, possessive yandere, protective yandere, general yandere behavior, versatile reader, anal sex, drugging, sedatives, aphrodisiacs, collaring, murder, Stockholm syndrome, major character death, reader's own cum as lube, masturbation, discrimination against those without powers, dead dove: DO NOT EAT Word Count: 3.8k (This is dark. Sorry for any errors, I did not have it betaread. I hope there are some who will enjoy this.)

The meteor that crashed to the ground generations ago came with it a particularly invasive pathogen. A virus that infected all of humanity, changing the DNA of everyone on Earth, though a large portion of people remained asymptomatic with recessive changes.

Those with symptoms displayed mutations. They varied wildly from animal traits, elemental powers, enhanced strength, super speed, extra limbs, and many others.

Over many years, the DNA that the virus altered became increasingly prominent as mutations were inherited and compounded. Asymptomatics were rarer and rarer. Currently, they made up only 15 percent of the population.

A small portion of people used their extra human abilities for evil, and others became government sanctioned heroes to fight them.

The people who had mutations become highly sought after and fetishized. More laws came into effect to protect them from villains and criminals who would traffic them.

You were a mutationless nobody living in this society.

A brand new law had established a curfew for all people without strong enough mutations. They couldn't go out unless someone with a strong ability was with them.

Another law was that those with no abilities couldn't live alone.

Because of this, you became wholly dependent on your older brother, Drew.

Your older sibling was entirely fine with this arrangement. He had a love for you that wasn't entirely brotherly, though you didn't suspect anything. It seemed to you that his overprotective behavior was the product of being an older brother to someone without a mutation in a world that conditioned people to think of those like you as defenseless. You thought yourself fairly lucky. You weren't forced into an abusive or restrictive marriage or roommate situation because you had Drew. He was always happy to chaperone and escort you.

When he wasn't too busy with his work as a hero. Drew had moved the two of you to a small town due to a lower crime rate and desire to keep you safe and spend as much time with you as possible. It was also to isolate you from any potential suitors. But... you didn't really need to know about that... You had gotten too chummy with people online through various social media and dating websites who lived a bit too close for comfort in the large city you had lived in previously. It was getting burdensome finding them, intimidating them, burying more than one body when they wouldn't get the hint that you were spoken for. That had been rare, though.

If he really needed to, he could use a power no one knew he possessed. He could remove and replace memories. It was a tedious task, requiring a lot of time and energy, and not all minds were susceptible. Even if they were, it couldn't normally be used multiple times on the same person. Which is why he couldn't just make you forget or hate them. Luckily, most people were easily intimidated by Drew. He was tall and muscular, which was enough in some cases, but he also could move things with his mind and produce a psychic barrier around his skin to make him indestructible.

The quieter smaller town was kinda nice, but you were rather bored. Especially when Drew had to do his patrols. He made sure he worked more in the early morning and afternoon since you always liked to be up at night playing video games and going for walks at night with him. Sometimes, he'd take you out to eat at a 24/7 diner that the town had.

He thought of those outings as dates and considered himself to be courting his defenseless brother.

Your brother always ordered ice cream for you to share. Drew loved to watch you eat it, sometimes biting his lip as you so lewdly licked the cold confection from your spoon. It made his cock twitch in his pants. How he wished you were licking his manhood like that. Eager to get every drop of his cum.

The last time you were at the diner you had caught him staring at you with an odd expression.

"What's with that weird face?"

"Oh, uh... I just had a brain freeze."

You had chuckled at him and went back to eating. How he longed for the day when he could tell you how he really loved you. Hopefully it would be soon, but he just didn't know how to broach the topic.

He had let you walk in on him wanking a few times. But all it achieved was you turning red and scrambling out of the room with an immediate apology followed by you pretending that nothing had occurred. Nothing like the pornos.

The other day, you had been comfortable enough to fall asleep on the couch as the two of you watched a movie. He had been admiring your peacefully sleeping form when you slouched over and leaned on his shoulder. He could hear your breathing and felt your drool as it ran down his arm.

It gave him an instant hard-on that he had to address. You had been a busy bee and cleaned the whole house earlier before cooking dinner. You were totally wiped out. Though even on an easy day, you were known for sleeping deeply. Drew carefully shifted the shorts he had been wearing so his large cock was sticking out through the leg and cautiously jerked himself off while imaging you cuddling and clinging to him after a long day.

He had cum so hard that a bit had landed on your lips. He was worried you would wake up, but you remained out like a light as he gently massaged it into your lip like lip gloss.

After that, he had "accidentally" fallen asleep right beside you. He couldn't very well wake a sleeping angel by moving.

That had been well over a month ago, and his desire for you had only grown. He had taken to stealing your underwear and keeping a pair under his pillows so he could sniff them before bed and dream about you.

He knew one day soon he'd have you in every way.

But there was a setback.

His schedule had shifted temporarily while he was on an assignment to help take down a super villain coalition. For two weeks, he was barely home at all, and a vermin had slipped in.

He came home one day to find you on the porch chatting with some piece of absolute filth who kept brushing his hand against yours.

When he left and you came back inside, Drew was holding back serious rage. You had a look on your face that told him all you needed to know. He didn't even have to question you about who it was. You just kept gushing about him.

"That was Len! He's such a sweetie! He saw me on the porch a few days ago when he was walking by and noticed I was glum."

The way you swooned and gushed made Drew's stomach lurch.

"He's so cool! I'm sure you'll like him. He isn't a hero, but his mutation is awesome. He can spontaneously make fire."

Drew noticed you twiddling your fingers in the way you only did when you were brimming with joy. Would that piece of trash know details like that about you!?

Your brother immediately began planning for Len's demise. This was beyond intimidation, threats, and memory alteration. He lived far too close and touched your perfect weak hands with his disgusting grubby ones. Drew knew exactly how he'd do it. He'd infiltrate Len's home and use his telekinetic abilities to cause him to have a stroke. Then he'd burn the house down. It wasn't unheard of for people's mutations to run out of control.

On the night that Drew planned to end Len, you had been texting Len. Even though it was late, he had invited you over because he was playing a new game that he thought you might enjoy together. If you wanted, he'd leave the door unlocked so you could come in. He knew knocking and waiting made you anxious.

He was such a good listener. He would have come over and walked with you, but it was such a short walk, and you didn't want to wake up Drew. Besides, his house was just a few down from yours. If you ran, you could be there in under a minute. And, honestly, no one took these curfew laws seriously in small towns.

You rushed over as fast as you could and nervously opened the door and stepped inside.

"Dr-Drew? What are you-?"

The question was left unfinished as your gaze lowered to Len laying motionless at your brother's feet. Drew's eyes went wide, and his mouth agape when he noticed you. He obviously had not expected you to walk in on his activities. This was just like when you had just turned 20 and you had caught him killing your parents because they had wanted to convince you to go to an isolated island for the mutationless because they wanted you to feel normal.

He had wiped the events from your brain, made you think they had abandoned you both long ago, and finished by making you think he was the older brother so you'd accept him taking care of you a bit more easily when in reality he was a year younger.

But unlike last time, he couldn't erase Len or what you had witnessed. After doing it once, and so extensively, you were inoculated from it.

Your mind was reeling, struggling to piece together an explanation for what you were seeing. You took a few steps back, planning to just run away and hope you woke up from whatever awful nightmare this night was shaping into. But the door slammed shut before you could finish turning around.

"Y-you have to understand! He was going to steal you away... He didn't deserve you. No one does! Except me."

Drew used his abilities to make you slowly float towards him. The look on his face could only be described as deranged.

"I'm so sorry you had to see this. It was supposed to look like an accident..."

You squirmed in his psychic hold as you began sobbing. Your brain finally registered that your brother killed the man you had started to fall in love with. Nothing made sense.

Once his power brought you to him, he wrapped one arm around you tightly and used his free hand to pull a tiny spray capsule up to your face from his utility belt.

He spritzed you just once, and within a few seconds, you were fast asleep. With you taken care of for the moment, Drew could safely get back to the business at hand.

Your subconscious mind must have still been in denial because you found yourself in a dream pounding Len's muscular ass. He was riding you, and you found yourself bucking into his tight hot hole. In reality, your brother had been watching you sleep and decided to rub your crotch. He figured you needed the stress relief, and if you woke up, maybe the pleasure would prove he was just trying to make you happy.

It made sense in his warped mind.

He was originally just going to jerk you off, but when you got fully hard under his touch... he couldn't resist the urge to ride on it. Drew lubed it up and sank himself down on it. This was perfect, he thought. Your first official act as lovers. It would definitely make you forget about that sack of garbage he just took out.

The look on your face as you drooled in your sleep and let out little lewd gasps went straight to his dick and had him cumming in no time. He briefly lifted off of your cock long enough to smear his semen on it before lowering himself again.

You were fucking his cum into him and it would be mixed with your own once you climaxed. The thought made his stomach flutter as blush crept across his face.

Drew knew you were close, your moans had gotten louder and you had started bucking your hips into him. He was amazed you hadn't woken up yet. Though you had always been a deep sleeper and the stuff he sprayed you with was pretty heavy duty. Your eyes fluttered open as you shot your load inside him and moaned out the name Len.

L e n.

It was exactly the wrong thing to say. Your brother, who had never raised a hand to you, slapped you hard across the face.

"That loser is DEAD!! Len is a fucking corpse smoldering in the ashes of his house!"

You were shaking as you stared up at him, still confused about what was going on. Your brain was full of fog and struggled to piece together the events that transpired last night and the fact that your brother was on your dick and angrily yelling in your face.

When he realized the fear in your eyes, he got off of you and pulled you close.

"I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. I know it's not your fault. You're so innocent, and he wormed his way into your mind like the greedy parasite he was."

He kissed your cheek gently where he had struck you.

"Just... try not to say his name, okay? You gotta forget about him. It isn't healthy to linger on toxic people like that."

He got up and made his way to the bathroom connected to his room.

"I bet a bath will make us both feel a little more relaxed."

You were pretty sure that you would never be relaxed again for the rest of your life. Your brother was a villain and you had no idea what he was capable of doing to you. The sibling you had depended on killed Len, forced himself on you while you were sleeping, and slapped you.

Since he was busy making a bath, you thought you'd take the chance to leave. You pulled up your pants and crept past the bedroom door and down the stairs. When you reached the bottom, you stared in dismay at the blockade he had put in front of the door. There was no other choice but to turn around. But as you did so you slammed right into the chest of your sibling, who was staring down at you darkly.

"I just came downstairs for a sn-snack."

You were trembling and hoped he bought it. You knew he had when his face softened.

"Oh, well after our bath I'll make us a late night snack."

He grabbed you by the hand and led you back upstairs.

"This will be our first bath together! I'm really excited."

The last thing you wanted to do was to bathe with this monster. But there was no escaping it.

"Haha I guess I'm excited in more than one way!"

You glanced over and saw what he meant. His cock was fully erect.

"I-I'm too shy to bathe together!"

"Don't be silly! We're lovers now and we both really need this."

He picked you up like you weighed nothing and took you into the tub with him. He sat down and positioned you on his lap facing towards him. His erection jabbed at you from below. It made you cringe and curl in on yourself.

Despite the bubbles and warm water, you had never felt so filthy.

"You're still so tense, but big bro will make everything better~"

He groped and massaged your ass before starting to rub your hole. You flinched.

"You have to relax to make this easier."

Eventually, he pressed a finger into you.

"Please sto-"

You were cut off by involuntarily moaning as he hit a special spot inside you.

"Oh, you liked that, didn't you? Made you sound so needy~"

As he kept attending to that place inside you, working his way up to three fingers, your mind got more clouded and distracted, and your body went limp and relaxed.

"Sto-ahhh AAAHHHH!!"

Your hole clenched tightly as you spilled your load on his chest.

Before you could catch your breath he slowly replaced his fingers with his cock. Careful not to hurt you as he slowly eased you down on his entire length.

You were already hard again despite being so sensitive. His hard cock entered you with a bit of pain despite the previous stretching.

For Drew, it was bliss. Heaven. His cock was wrapped in the warm paradise that was his beloved brother. Finally, he was with you in the way his heart yearned to be. He should have just done this the second the two of you had moved out here.

The slight bit of pain you had initially felt faded at the feeling of him battering your insides. His tip perfectly kissed that spot inside you, your resolve being fucked away with each thrust.

Drew moaned your name as he came in you all too soon.

"My cum is in you. My cum is in you. My cum is in you. Mycumisinyou."

He never lost his hard on and kept right on making love to you, his precious brother, without stopping for a second. As his movements intensified, the lavender scented water splashed against the two of you.

"I-I knew I could make it all better!"

You prattled on incoherently as drool pooled from the corner of your mouth.

"You're right. We should let our actions do the talking"

Drews lips dominated yours as he kissed you deeply, nibbling on your lower lip and licking up your drool as he made out with you. As both of you came once more, he slid his tongue into your mouth and rubbed it against yours.

He pulled away and kissed your forehead. Your brain was foggy, and your body was exhausted after all you had been made to endure.

"I guess I should clean us up before the water goes completely cold. Don't worry, we can do that some more after we've rested up, okay?"

You muttered something, but you didn't know what you were saying or even what you were responding to.

That didn't stop Drew from hearing whatever he wanted to though.

"Yeah, we can still make out in bed before we fall asleep!"

Drew cleaned you off then sat you down on his bed after dressing you. Then he ran downstairs and came back up with some cookies.

"You wanted a snack right?"

You nodded sheepishly and nibbled a few to maintain the lie you told earlier. When you finished you went to brush your teeth before bed.

You couldn't look at yourself in the mirror. You were ashamed you had let your brother violate you in such a manner. You were ashamed you were brushing your teeth like it was a normal night. Maybe you could escape or call for help when he was working. It was already early in the morning. His schedule had returned to normal, and he would be back to work in a few hours. You just had to play along and get into bed with him...

The trembling of your body didn't betray your fear, Drew just assumed you were cold and held you protectively under the blankets. He stroked your side gently. It would have been comforting before you knew he was a murderer. Now, it only made you tense. Though you did manage to grab a few moments of uneasy rest.

Upon waking, you realized you were oddly calm. Tranquil. When you had finally fallen asleep, he had sprayed you with another substance from his utility belt.

This time, it was just something heroes used to calm people down. Villains and sometimes people in shock. It was pretty harmless, so if he had to keep you mildly sedated with it, he could. Though he hoped he could adjust you to your new circumstances with it and then eventually wean you off. It made you a little calmer, happier, and more accepting of your situation.

You also found yourself collared. The inside was a soft fabric and the outside a rough material. It was locked to a long chain that was mounted to the wall. You could reach the restroom and the minifridge he had by his bed. A minifridge stocked with all your favorite snacks and cold meals, a mounted chain, a custom collar in your favorite color... How long had he planned for this possibility?

There was definitely anger and grief, but they felt much more muted than they should have been.

The first year or so as your brother's boyfriend was a bit messy. Despite the calming drug, you still had emotional outbursts and anxiety. But your brother understood. He wasn't going to abandon you just because you were a bit moody or said hurtful things sometimes.

He endured and the two of you got through. It didn't hurt that he had stockpiled illegal aphrodisiacs confiscated from human traffickers. They made a target especially horny for the first person who's DNA they were exposed to. Whenever he used it, you were hard and needy to the point of crying, and only his dick could make it any better.

It was a great breakthrough when your body finally got hard from his touch without the help of any drugs at all.

And then you started kissing him and leaning on your big strong brother whenever you got lonely from your isolation. He was the only person you were allowed to have any contact with, and the craving for touch became too unbearable.

Your broken mind slowly justified it and changed your perspective on how you saw Drew. The only other option was going insane.

He was just looking out for you and keeping you safe from evil people. It was all for your own good. He took care of all of your needs. Cuddled you, kept you safe, provided you with games and food, and he was always happy to give you his cock or hole whenever you needed it, even when he was tired from work. If you had trouble sleeping, he'd even gently slip his dick into you and rock you to sleep with the thrusts.

It had, at long last, gotten to the point where he could take you outside on dates again with no fear at all that you'd try to escape him. In fact, you'd cling to his arm for dear life no matter where you went.

Drew was so happy. Now everyone could see that you two were the perfect couple.

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So, this week's episode...

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Man I tell you, another heavy day in my production job. And on top of that, pollen season. There goes my allergies smh. Well, at least I get bit of a break, have some food with me, and I can finally watch today's episode. Let's see what we got! *sees thumbnail* 😶 .....I haven't even pressed on the video and my theorist senses are tingling already

"wait what?"

Alright, so I'm going to need you to follow along with me here, cool? Now, doesn't 4's pose seem familiar to you? Well, it should because that's exactly the same pose as the ringmaster 4 render from the early version of the WOTFI website. We all know it was really Mr Puzzles behind it all.

And now look at the ads! It certainly feels very similar to what happened in the "Mario PC Virus" episode, and y'know how I already pointed out how it could connect to the goop!4 theory. BUT y'know what other video had ads?

That's suspicious. That's sus. 💅 /ref

"Don't you think it's Ben trolling again? Or just taking creative liberties?"

No bc the thing is, it's the thumbnail and it's the Team who gave him the prompt in the first place. Ofc Ben can take creative liberties, but essentially it has to follow the prompt. How have I not started the episode yet?! *turns to the Team* I'm watching you.... /silly

(the following is my live reaction:)

and there's our beloved intro *claps like an excited lil kid*

A convention? oooooh

LOOK AT THEM AAAAA

ofc 3 talking about his villain self 😌↕️

Clench being a VTuber was not on my bingo card but honestly, good for him (and I do love Tari sticking out from the table hehe)

and MELONY! you got what Axol's been working on, Two Piece. Gotta love the continuity, dude. The cover looks great!

Melony: "At least, I hope so..." 🥺 Oh honey, Axol would've been so proud of you and what you've done. I can already imagine him singing praises to it and say "look at what my girlfriend and I have done! :D"

YES, let's spread the word!! ofc Mario and 4 would help, they care so much about their friends

ngl Mario's got a good tactic.

and there goes 3's eye lol (don't think about goop!4 don't think about goop!4 don't think about goop!4)

*wii sports theme plays*

YES YES YES oh I'm so here for it

look at them go :D

nahnahnah, Team. You think you can do a speed-up moment and for me not to pause it frame by frame? smh /silly

luckily for the rest of yall, I got you:

and yes, it did have some repeats that I think they're very interesting: "turns you muscular SUPER chad", "makes you rich", "become SWAG", "get your a bunch of friends", "become a member of society", "become a SIGMA", get a romantic partner ("girlfriend" (the one with Mario) or "boyfriend", "you WON'T NEED SLEEP", "become AWESOME"/"RESPECTED"

Ofc it could just be how much 4 wants to emphasize the benefits of getting the manga. But it certainly feels strange, doesn't it? *writing notes down like a madman*

also a win for the skittle squad

and ay, it's got 4's stamp of approval!! (curious that the Team used the old model instead of current one 🤔)

hehe look at 4 pouting while he sits 💙

SMG4: "This is how it works!" 4, bud, are you ok?

ok first off, WE GOT THE OG 4 MODEL BACK?! WHAT? and two, Mario has a point. 4 is taking things too far and really needs a wake-up call. I have a feeling as to why 4 may be acting this way....

oh. oh okay.

So they decided to bring parallels to show how much 4 and Mario's fighting is affecting her/reminding her of her family separating. Hmm. Alright, Team, which one of you decided to strike that dagger into my heart? 😭 /lh

And Mario walked away just like Melony's mom did *head in hands*

and that's 4 alright. He would say that "everything's fine" when it's clearly not smh

4, buddy no :(

SMG3: "The real villain is society..." Well you ain't wrong, 3

Wait a second. Enhance..... enhance.....

I see what you did there, Shadow 😌↕️

love that Toad's like right here too

OMG was that 4's "date" from the "Find Luigi" episode? IT IS.

I'm tell yall, 4 has a secret art account and is selling his work as merch/prints. I mean, c'mon

NO 4, people were waiting for Silksong for decades naurrrr

oh Melony, my girl :(

*pauses episode* ........they did not just do that. I'm rewinding that moment 2/3 times now, what do you mean I was right about my suspicions? WHAT DO YOU MEAN THEY JUST BROUGHT BACK IGBP?!

I need to walk away. I need to leave the room, do a cartwheel and dive into a lake, bc HUH?!

okok, let's breathe. goop!4 is gonna happen, and this is not just a "haha Ink is a crazy lil theorist wishing for this to happen". The fact that he said "nowadays" means that the situation is affecting him too. Ofc it would, that's his livelihood, his WHOLE PURPOSE as a meme guardian. But, other than that, it makes sense why he's doing this (I'll talk about it soon)

Mario: "SMG4, you're better than this! You've done enough damage." 😨 holy shit. it's like I got shot through the heart WTF. I might just cry in this episode

who keeps punching me in the FEELSSSSS 😭 poor Melony, those guys were absolute jerks smh (desperate times do call for desperate measures *ready to make swiss cheese*)

*head in hands* :(

at least they can apologise

*points at screen* hehe that's me :) I'm just a reporter

did I hear the peanut gallery audio from ace attorney? 👀 (<- ace attorney fan, don't mind Ink)

The Crew came? 🥹

EVEN SHROOMY?

OUGH that got to me, dude. They all came to support her and enjoyed the manga. I'm tearing up, dude.....

what did I say? Melony may have not had both parents as they were separating, lost Axol to the events of the Genesis/Revelations arc, was betrayed by who she thought was a friend who understood her, and despite it all, she's been so strong. Having friends, her found family...

man, this hit me hard and it's not even from the allergies, I tell you that

the truest supporters are the ones who care

this episode wants me dead /very pos

what's the lesson, Mario?

SMG4: "Is that we shouldn't care so much about fame and profit and instead be proud of our friend's work? No matter how successful it is?" yeah pretty much... "No"? wdym "no"?

....nahnahnah, you can't end the episode there, what the hell do you mean by that?

You can't close it off like that! What about my suspicions!? You can't just move on like that in front of my theorist self, c'mon!!

sitcom laugh track and everything, smh /silly

Congrats to SteveAlexAri12 for your art being featured in the end credits for this episode 🎉 cool art of WPNZ

um. Team, any particular why? just asking /j

.・-: ✧ :--: ✧ :-・.

Wow, this. This was absolutely fantastic omg. The writing in this was so good and I loved the tidbits of animation we got, like when Mario and 4 were picking up the pages to clean! This was somehow brilliant, and this is coming from a long-time viewer.

It' crazy's awesome that they brought Wolfychu back to do some lines this episode, and I was right about the Waggy cameo from Shadow (YES!). Also, EVAN! You make the cover of the manga? It looks SO GOOD, dude!! As always, great work with the writing on your end 👏

I've already mentioned Melony but we have to talk about the boys. Both Mario and 4 had good intentions to help their friend out. "I would do anything to not lose my friends" and that's exactly what 4 did. The algorithm has been affecting him so much that he didn't want Melony to go through it either. So, he went overboard with the crazy advertising and such, but he still cared for his friend. And a touch of self-doubt and insecurity from IGBP is back because he thought he wasn't doing enough. What good of a friend is he if he can't help out? The savior complex in him would say that he isn't good enough to help Melony, to "save" her from the low viewer retention. That he isn't enough, so he went desperate to have anyone take a copy of the manga. This isn't just about selling a book, it's that he's worth the friendships he has and they can always come to him if they need anything.

He doesn't want to lose them.

Ofc Mario cares so much about 4, they've known each other for years. Best of friends. If anything, Mario would know everything's not fine with 4's actions and thoughts in general. It's why the line, "SMG4, you're better than this! You've done enough damage" from Mario to 4 hits so hard. 4 was back to the "None of you understand the work I do" moment from Mar10, relapsing, and Mario needed to remind 4 of his true self, the one that cared for his friends without perfections. That instead of helping as 4 sees it, 4 was hurting Melony unintentionally, and he has to open his eyes to see that. Two sides, indeed.

Curious that the episode ended with the not "go cuckoo crazy" lesson instead of what 4 said. Goop!4 would eventually happen, bc at this point, yes. But what Mario said is exactly what 4's mindset is rn. 4 is bottling up his emotions and trauma and as long as he doesn't think about it for too long, everything's fine. As long as he doesn't reach that breakpoint, he's fine. In some way, he learned his lesson after IGBP but not quite. For one, he still doubts himself with the guilt of IGBP on top of it. And two, nothing is letting him move on from his trauma. His in-universe audience isn't letting him, Puzzles during WOTFI wasn't letting him, the memories he's been suppressing wasn't enough.

Why does he go through the extreme? Bc he thinks that it would solve everything for him. Like how he locked Puzzles in prison, thinking that Puzzles would remain there when we all know a prison escape is bound to happen. Like the Meme Factory itself was an elaborate trap. Whatever it takes to protect himself emotionally, as he's under the line from having a meltdown, he's fine. But what is that line? What is his breaking point? The thing is he wouldn't known, as shown in this episode, thinking he would still fix it. Everything's fine, he's fine.

And y'know what the cherry on top is? That, other than 4 and Mario enjoying the manga, Boopkins and Luigi were the first to be interested in Melony's creation, regardless of popularity. Very representative of Kevin irl and the deeper significance of IGBP.

....whoops sorry, I went on rambling for too long. I mean, c'mon, you should know the drill by now *points at bio*. If anything, this episode is the biggest piece of evidence for the goop!4 theory, I'm sure our local co-CEO of the theory Funkii (hey moot!) and other goop!4 enthusiasts would agree, YESSIR. Overall, this was such a sweet episode and I can't wait for more. That's all from me, and remember: numbers always go first!

*taps mic* ...well chat, how do we feel knowing that the star trio all canonically wore maid outfits? (well technically Madoka outfits from 4 & Mario but still)

[vermilionstarlight]

Made because I'm bored on the shitter. No shapeshifting because I know this website and I know my sphere of influence and it'll automatically sweep.

A statistically significant portion of you are transgender / therian / queer / autistic / otherkin weirdo freaks (affectionate) (loving) (I fit almost all of these descriptors wholly or partially)

OVERLY DETAILED ELABORATION BELOW THE CUT:

1. Flying - Top speed of Mach 1. You're immune to the negative effects of G force on your body, low pressure environments, low oxygen, low temperatures, and damage from air resistance.

2. Amphibious - Your swimming is not enhanced (you must learn to swim, same as anyone). Any water inhaled is magically turned into breathable air as it passes through your mouth or nose. You are immune to pressures up to and exceeding that of the Marianas trench, low deep-sea temperatures, and the bends. Wildlife that would otherwise be aggressive or dangerous will simply ignore you, and venom from aquatic or semi-aquatic creatures will not affect you. Basically, you're safe from hazards unless you explicitly attack something.

3. Teleport - You have the ability to place the portals (similar to those from the popular video game Portal) at your choosing, and they can be placed at any point in space that you can see. It can be any 2D shape, so long as it fits within the area of a five m^2 square. You can 'bind' the portal to an object (car, wall, article of clothing, yourself), or you can simply have it freestanding in the air and be stationary relative to the Earth's surface. You can only place two pairs of portals at a time. If you attempt to place a new pair, you must choose an existing pair to remove. If you close or remove a portal while something is passing through it, it shears that thing perfectly in two. You can't open a portal in a position or orientation that would have it intwrsect with a solid object, only liquids, gases, or plasma.

4. Time Loop - You can start a time loop of indefinite length at any time. It resets whenever you wish, or when you die, whichever comes first. You can end the current loop at any time, or begin a new loop with a new start point and reset interval/reset condition at any time. You can only have one 'start point' at any given time.

5. Telepathy - At any time, you can think of a specific person and project a thought, concept, emotion, or sensory experience into their mind. Once you do this, it establishes a connection that the recipient can use to transmit in the same fashion. You can create telepathic "group chats" between people, with a maximum of 10 participants (including you). Any participant can exit the connection at any time.

6. Inventory - When you're touching an object, you can will it into an extra-dimensional space. There are no weight or size limits. You can store singular discrete objects, containers and their contents, and "piles" of objects (like a mound of dirt). You cannot store living organisms, meaning any object put into your storage is 100% sterilized. Non-living organic matter (vegetable matter, meat, bone, dead bacteria) can still be stored. You can mentally access this space at any time, and can get a complete mental inventory of everything stored inside it at any time. Time doesn't pass for anything stored in this space, and qualities like arrangement and temperature are preserved. Whenever you wish, you can retrieve an object from the space, and it appears as it was when you stored it, and in any orientation you wish, so long as it's touching you as it comes out (e.g. it comes out of the space in your palm, at your fingertip, on top of your head, touching your ankle, etc.). If you attempt to retrieve an object in an orientation that would make it intersect with anything solid, the retrieval attempt fails.

7. Invisibility - You can, at any time, choose to switch between being visible and being invisible. This does not affect the way light interacts with you, but instead makes it so that anyone perceiving you will contextualize you as not being there, and never having been there recently. The fact that you are walking around, talking, and interacting with the world around them does not change that you are not there to them. Light still reflects off of you and hits their eyes, but they will simply be unaware of the fact that someone walked into the gas station two minutes ago and is standing in front of them right now. Because the you are not there at that moment, most suspicious activities do not register to anyone perceiving you, because you aren't present to them at that moment, and people that are not present aren't able to do things.

8. Healing - When you touch an organism, you are able to heal it of any given perceived malady, affliction, or harmful effect. This relies on the perception of the one receiving the healing, not on the perception of you, the healer. Cancer, aging, alzheimer's, even relatively "minor" afflictions like male pattern baldness or a mild tendency towards pimples. There's no specific limit, so long as the receiver perceives it to be bad or harmful. This also can heal congenital disorders. Specific afflictions can be targeted, so a "full heal" isn't always necessary. If you want to heal someone of a spinal disorder, but they were also raised Catholic and perceive their sexual desires to be inherently harmful and sinful and in need of removal, you as the healer can choose to only heal the former and not the latter, if you are uncomfortable with that. If somebody wishes to have their hearing damage healed, but they are also a paraplegic and consider that to be an important part of their person-hood that shouldn't be changed, it's possible to target specifically the hearing damage and not the paralysis. This ability is also able to affect mental afflictions, chemical imbalances, and the like. This will change the receiver's mind to be in line with whatever they consider to be "healthy," relative to their perceived affliction. It is not possible to apply healing without the desire of the receiver. Verbal consent is not required, only conscious desire for the affliction to be remedied. It's supernatural bullshit, so there's no gray areas. If they would have said yes to an explicit question of consent, you're able to do it even without verbal consent. If they would have said no, then you aren't able. This is specifically to allow emergency life-saving healing, in the case of someone being unable to explicitly verbally consent. Morally dubious, but generally very helpful. Also, so long as you and nobody you care about are killed instantly (or killed too far away for you to heal in time), you and everyone you care about is immortal for as long as any individual desires.

9. Mind-Reading - You are able to non-consensually probe the mind of anyone you can directly see (television screens do not count, there must be direct sight-line between you and the target). You can see any memories they have, though the clarity and veracity of these memories is context-dependent. You can glean their immediate surface thoughts, and you can perceive through their subjective experience. You aren't immediately made aware of their deepest most subconscious desires, but you can analyze and infer from their thoughts and memories to deduce such things. Unless you're skilled in self-reflection and psychology, it won't be easy to immediately understand their entire person-hood. This may be morally dubious at best, but it can be useful for vigilantism and the like, depending on your moral allowance for such things.

10. Skill Retention - Your brain just works better when it comes to getting better at mundane skills. You are not supernaturally more capable than a normal human, you are just able to rapidly get better at things within normal human limits. Skills come easier to you, and not just things like "playing the piano" or "throwing objects" or something. You also find it easier to improve with critical thinking skills, emotional awareness, general kinesthetic coordination, and other such things. Additionally, you retain these skills far better than a normal person can. You don't easily "get rusty" with any sort of skill unless you go entirely unpracticed for decades. You can learn how to perform advanced acrobatics, go unpracticed for 15 years, then pick it back up at almost the exact same level of technical skill. Some tasks require more than just skill and mental capacity, like sports, and you're granted no special ability to get more physically capable. However, this ability does make it significantly easier to learn how to keep yourself disciplined and stick to a routine, allowing you to become more physically capable anyways. You are the most average superhero ever.

11. Clairsentience - You are able to create a supernatural, intangible "camera" whenever you like. You can perceive sounds and sights through this camera, even if you are physically deaf or blind. Your brain functioning is changed so you're able to adequately process two simultaneous sets of sensory input without biologically blue-screening. You can move the camera around as you please, with no range limit, and it's able to move at speeds up to 0.99c (99% of light speed). You can spy on anything, anywhere, whenever you want. Spy on billionaires, spy on political backroom deals, spy on your asshole neighbor to steal their Dropout password.

12. Animal Speech - You can intuitively communicate with and understand any and all animals. Animals that are solitary and lack much social capacity like tigers, polar bears, and some shark species will mostly make for boring and/or antagonistic conversation, though they'll still be able to transmit and receive basic emotions and concepts (territory, fear, food, bright, dark, baby, sex). More social animals, like many canines and felines, will be far better conversation. They still don't have the complex language capacity of a human, but they'll be more amiable even if they aren't generally able to handle more complex concepts. Very intelligent and social animals like crows, orcas, or elephants will likely be mostly comparable to a full human person in terms of conversation, if not functionally the same. They have generally better language capacity than many other animals, and complex social intelligence.

[misseviehyde]

CONFISCATED - PART 2

Beth cursed as the clutch on her car made another unpleasant grinding sound and the automobile leapt forward a few inches. Yanking the gear stick hard, she managed to regain control and finally pulled off into the traffic at a reasonable crusing speed.

This car was a total piece of shit, but since finalising the divorce with Lawrence she'd been struggling financially and the last thing she could afford right now was a new vehicle.

Lawrence and her had split up amiably enough and he always paid his alimony on time, but Beth knew they were both struggling to manage. Bella was at a difficult age and their separation had affected her most of all. She seemed to think money, popularity and status were all that mattered and she was addicted to her mobile phone.

Beth was still hopeful that Bella would mature and realise there was more to being a woman than how you looked and what you could get out of men. She herself despised gold-digging bimbo's and was uncomfortable when she had found Bella looking at breast enhancement websites.

Bella had inherited Beth's flat chest and she seemed determined to find a way to cheat nature. She'd already told her Mom she was determined to get implants as soon as she was able - although she'd gone suspiciously quiet about it recently, almost as if she'd found some other way to get what she wanted.

Beth just wished her daughter could be happy the way she was. She didn't want her daughter becoming a spoiled gold-digging, fashion obssessed bitch.

A ripple suddenly seemed to pass through the air. A faint vibration that made her shiver and the hairs rise slightly on her arms. Beth's mobile phone on the passenger seat suddenly buzzed and the screen lit up.

CONNECTED TO BRAT APP. DOWNLOADING SOFTWARE.

Beth didn't look at her phone, she assumed it was just a message and she would read it later.

BRAT APP INSTALLED. CONNECTED TO ACCOUNT LOREN. UPDATING... UPDATING... UPDATING...

Beth's phone began to throb as an upload bar began to rise on the screen.

And on the steering wheel her nails began to lengthen into slutty acrylic claws...

***

"Mmmmh, OMG I'm like sooo fucking hot," giggled Loren as she admired her slutty reflection in the mirror. Moments had passed since she had pushed the button on Bella's mobile phone and the electrifying transformation had taken hold. She was still tingling with the orgasmic pleasure of becoming such a bitch. She felt fucking yummy.

Loren could taste sexy pink lipgloss on her lips, she could smell girly bodyspray rising from her clothes and she could feel her long blonde hair tickling her neck and shoulders. Her stupid cock was gone, replaced by a superior pussy. Her large perfect breasts hung heavy and pleasingly obvious on her chest. Her ass was perfect and her long sexy legs went on for miles.

And it wasn't just the physical changes. It felt like her head had been dumped in a bucket of water. The rush of the change had disorientated her and reset her mind. She was thinking in terms of female pronouns, she could only think of herself as Loren now.

She still remembered that a moment ago she'd been Lawrence, Bella's Dad - but now that seemed almost like a crazy memory belonging to a different person. This new persona that Brat App had created had taken control. The man she had been was gone.

Or was he?

As Loren examined herself, she felt some aspects of her old personality resurface and fight back. It isn't easy to completely alter someone and as enticing as this new body and mind was, some element of Lawrence was fighting back.

Looking down at Bella's mobile phone... NO... Loren's mobile phone now, Loren saw that the Brat App was open. There was a menu open.

REFUND PERIOD - 24 HRS. CLICK HERE FOR A FULL REFUND AND REVERSAL OF ALL CHANGES. AFTER 24 HOURS YOUR REFUND IS NULL AND VOID, ALL CHANGES BECOME PERMANENT.

Loren's finger hovered over the button. So... she COULD go back to being Lawrence. She could end this with a single click and reverse all the changes.

But then again she had 24 hours. So why not use them?

Loren knew she'd regret it for the rest of her life if she didn't take advantage of this new body. She felt new hungers, new desires. She was a teenage bitch now and she wanted to know how that felt. She closed the menu. She definitely wasn't ready to end this yet.

Thoughts of wearing slutty clothes, manipulating and controlling boys, bullying other people they began to run through her evil new mind. The Lawrence part of her was uncomfortable at these wicked thoughts, but he was currently too weak to fight as Loren took control.

She picked up her phone. She needed some porn or something. She was horny. She stopped as she saw there was another menu running in the app, she looked at it curiously.

MAKING REALITY ADJUSTMENTS TO SUIT UPGRADED LIFE. ADJUSTING FAMILY RELATIONSHIPS. BITCHY RICH MOM PROGRAM RUNNING.

Loren looked at the app nonplussed. What the fuck did that mean? Was someone else being transformed? She wondered who and a slight tingle of excitement thrilled through her that another person was being corrupted in order to make her life better. It felt good to be the centre of attention.

The thought made her tingle and she brought her hand down to her pussy. Mmmmh oh yeah...

She opened the app and her lips twisted into a smile as she saw a name. Beth.

Loren saw that there was now an avatar of Beth on the screen. Upgrades were already happening, but she had the power to adjust things to.

She began to finger her tight pussy as she began to fuck up Beth...

***

Beth groaned and her car swerved as a sudden pulse of pleasure shot through her body. "Wh... what the fuckkkk?" she hissed, her body tingling pleasurably and her head spinning.

She looked down.

Her hands seemed different somehow. The nails long and slutty, the fingers dripping in expensive rings. Her usually pale skin seemed tanned and smooth. No... wait, this is what her hands always looked like. She loved a sexy, expensive manicure.

The car beneath her was changing. The seat became expensive leather, the interior more sumptious. The gear box became automatic and Beth leaned back and purred with satisfaction.

On the seat the phone throbbed and the upgrade bar rose higher.

She loved driving this Mercedes... just like she enjoyed all expensive things. Money, wealth and power were all that mattered. It was a lesson she was teaching her daughter Loren, oh and possibly that other wretched daughter of hers Bella.

No... wait... who the fuck was Loren? Bella was her only daughter? No...Bella was the daughter she hated and wish she'd never had.

Beth groaned as conflicting memories and feelings throbbed through her mind. Reality bent and buckled as the Brat App adjusted her to suit it's new narrative. Loren needed a Mommy. A rich, spoiled, mean bitchy Mom. Bella was no longer important. She was being relegated to the unpopular daughter.

In this new reality, Beth was an evil gold digger who only cared about money and status. She doted on her daughter Loren and bullied her othet daughter Bella relentlessly.

Beth moaned in pleasure and her seat belt twanged as her tits began to inflate.

Beth's chest began to tingle. She had no idea that across town Loren was pushing the button for bigger and bigger implants. She wanted her Mommy to be absolutely massive.

"Fuck yessss!" moaned Beth as her once flat chest blossomed out and two massive silicone milkers stretched and grew out. Her clothing transformed to accommodate her new bust as her lips filled with collagen and her hair became silkier.

"I looooove my big tits," she hissed.

Beth remembered now - her massive fucking boobs made her SO much better than other women. She was better than them in every way.

When Lawrence had died, the money from the insurance had paid for these tits. Soon after she'd married a millionaire, a rich black man named Logan. Now she was super happy with him. He was successful and he spoiled her rotten.

Beth... no... that wasn't her name. Bethany... she went by Bethany... recalled all the cruel and evil things she had done to get ahead. She loved being a bitch and she'd taught her daughter Loren everything she knew.

Latex, big tits, sex appeal - it was all a woman needed. She loved being a cruel fuckdoll who took everything she wanted.

Her silver Mercedes Benz purred beneath her hands... her designer dress hugged her body. She effortlessly cut through the traffic not caring about speeding. The police were in her husbands pocket as was half the city.

She owned this town.

Driving through the electric gates of a private mansion, Bethany pulled up and swapped seats with the Butler. He would park the car in the underground garage for her.

Striding into the house, her panties wet at the thought of how Logan would fuck her later she glanced around. "Where is Loren?"

"Your daughter is in her room Madame," whimpered a pathetic maid. Bethany made a mental note to have her punished later.

"Where is my husband?"

"By the pool Madame."

Bethany smiled and adjusted her massive tits within the tight latex dress she was wearing. "I will go see him first then..."

***

Loren moaned... her pussy exploding as she squirted again.

"Ohhhhh fuckkkkk."

Making Beth into an evil latex bitch was so wrong. Turning her against their own daughter was perverted. Loren loved it.

Doesn't it feel good to live only for pleasure and being a bitch?

Loren slid her three fingers back into her tight pussy and began to moan again.

"Noooo this is wrong, this is fucked up," she hissed - but doing nothing to stop. "I shouldn't be doing this."

You love it. You are Loren now and you are all that matters.

Loren glanced down at the Brat App. She still had plenty of time left before she had to activate any refund. She needed to experience more... she needed to learn more about her life as a teenage bitch.

The house had changed around her to a mansion and she now had a bitchy Mom. Going to her window she looked down at the pool where her Mom was riding her step-dad like a pornstar.

It was fucking hot.

Loren giggled and smirked. Being an evil little bitch suited her. She still had so much to find out before deciding if she should go back to being Lawrence.

And most important of all - she had a sister to take care of. Loren squirted again... then wiping her sticky pussy clean, she walked to the wardrobe to get dressed.

It was time to find more out about being a bitch and have a little heart to heart with her sister.

End of Part 2

[bizhubit]

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[gearsphere]

I found this in the trash yesterday and im fascinated by the absolutely ai written ad copy/mission statements on this things website, and also these images of the ceo

Some choice paragraphs below lol

“You are one in 8 billion, having unique God-given talents to achieve your purpose and fulfill your destiny. Your abilities are designed to accomplish something extraordinary. We aim to ignite your supernatural, energetic creativity by innovating unique formulas that deliver unparalleled experiences. Ai was designed to give you a burst of exhilarating and vibrant energy to drive you toward your destiny. Our unwavering commitment to create superior innovations has resulted in billions of brilliant beverages sold. Our success is driven by a deep understanding of how specialized ingredients work in concert to enhance excellence and attain awesomeness.”

“We all have a unique purpose and God-given talents to fulfill and carry out our destiny. Our talent is creating special formulas with highly specialized ingredient combinations that deliver an unparalleled positive consumer experience. The success of having sold billions of brilliant beverage innovations is driven by our obsession with highly specialized ingredients. I have studied these ingredients for over three decades and have a book discussing our 31 double-blind placebo-controlled gold standard university studies at prestigious universities such as UCLA, Florida State University, Baylor University, and many other great research institutions. I have wrote a book with 1,144 scientific references and consider myself the foremost authority in the world in this genre. I designed and managed our own highly sophisticated science lab as (CSO) Chief Scientific Officer, for the last 25 years employing as many as many 11 research and development scientists and product development specialists. This unique and deep experience has made me one of the foremost authorities in the world on how these specialized ingredients work in concert to deliver an unmatched consumer experience.-“

And finally one about how this can make your brain match up to the POWER of ai

“we realize that the gap is becoming infinitely greater between artificial machine intelligence and human intelligence. Because artificial intelligence is increasing at such a geometric and exponential rate, human intelligence will likely never keep up. However, I do believe Ai Energy combined with other factors like practicing an instrument or sport and engaging in other repeated critical thinking activities has the potential to increase brain power and human intelligence, both acutely and over time. Ai Energy is not going to solve the massive chasm that exists between artificial and human intelligence, but for me and others who have tried Ai Energy, it sure does help with mental sharpness, faster thinking, and just making you feel super good. On a personal note, I’ve been playing the drums since third grade. Using Ai energy drink has improved my speed and creativity on the drums beyond my wildest imagination.”

Absolutely this thing has to taste like shit

[frogsrneat]

♥️ Art resources ♥️

Hey I put together a beginner art resource list! Feel free to share, save, etc. but a lot of people don’t know where to start:

Man is this a holy grail it includes free programs, online courses, tutorials, and scholarships (us based):

A big thing you are taught early on is just hand/eye coordination. Speed drawing, or “gesture drawing” if you’re fancy, is the best practice you can do on a regular basis.As much as you hate hearing “just practice”- it matters.

The best online art course I can think of. It will literally go step by step in teaching you commands and digital painting:

YouTube anatomy holy grail:

The Loomis method for the construction of the head is very popular because it is easy to learn and remember and can be applied to any drawing of the head.

Loomis also has many published books under his name. I’m not saying you can get free books here but if you could well. Careful of fake links with this site, if you don’t see the single login.re it’s the wrong one.

If loomis method books aren’t your style and you are more of a video person try this (this is the first on a short series):

If you know me I’m barely cracking the surface with digital art but I’m actually trained in professional forensic art and hyper realistic portraits , so here is info on traditional art by media.

Little proof of some training, but if you like this, this is woodless graphite pencils on vellum- just a slightly better quality than a pencil and paper :)

Finally here are some amazing pose references. Adorkastock had moved from Pinterest and is working on their own website so check them out here:

Taco is single handed my my go to for simplified anatomy and it goes my section of the body (people have made Pinterest copies that is separated by parts of the body) but I highly recommend buying it if you’re able!

I hope that this helps at least someone find a resource they needed or wanted! Feel free to dm me or repost with comments or more resources!

[neobastard]

neopets posted a very lengthy update to the portal site, the new format replacing the monthly AMAs.

the full post can be found here: https://portal.neopets.com/news/may22-neopets-updates

but i'll summarize the community questions and other updates beneath the cut:

community QnA:

Q: is neopets planning a "rugpull"?

A: no, the team working on the site has doubled over the past two years and everyone is working hard to revive not just the brand but the site itself. these teams' commitment to both neopets,com and spinoff projects and merchandise for brand relevance is described as "unwavering"

Q: why are they making money with nc releases but not improving the site?

A: there are different teams working on engineering, improvements, and nc releases simultaneously. the engineering and improvement team is much larger than the team working on nc, it's just less visible to players than new items because it's "wizard behind the curtain" changes (they described it as fixing issues on an older tech stack). every dollar they make goes back into neopets in some form, including events, collaborations, and further development. the company is still at a loss but it's not as dire as it used to be two years ago (which is a great improvement, NC discourse aside).

as for major updates:

revamped NC mall - the nc mall will get a new converted layout around late Q2 to Q3 this year, and a tutorial along with the changes.

easier to find on-site wishlist

one click purchasing (alongside the cart)

fixed pet preview!!

reorganized shop directory

new shopkeeper NPCs

here's the new mockup:

website loading speed improvements - there's been a 35% improvement in loading speed since january as a result of specific optimizations, such as backend enhancements, optimizing database queries, cleaning up records, and upgrading servers (a bunch of tech talk essentially)

anti botting progress - neopets has seen a 15% reduction in bot traffic by blocking it at the network level (which likely improved the performance of the site in and of itself). they intend to further tighten defenses, through methods that remain unstated but will likely hit these paid bots and the people who benefit from them hard.

wearable NP and NC item bug fixes - 37 items have been fixed since april, with 21 items on the chopping block for later this month.

and what's on the horizon:

altador cup: they grey year

enhancements to jhudora and illusen's quests, including new battledome item returns (and a $7 club perk that grants extra time)

more progress on converting NP and NC items

expansion of the avatar high score table

adding invisible pets to the customization spotlight

updates to the trading post, including a page conversion

and of course, the void within: episode 2

i'm glad that this new format allows for more transparency, a lot of people thought the video/stream format was too "corporate" and so these big updates to the portal allows them to cover a lot more. i'm excited for what's to come, and i'm honestly glad they ripped the bandaid off and just outright said "yeah we're working on the site behind the scenes y'all just don't see that part cause it's nerd shit".

a lot has improved over the last two years in this site, and i'm appreciative of the team's hard work regardless of my numerous complaints about things like neocash items and the $7 club. they clearly care about feedback and making neopets for the players before all else including any kind of profit.

[satoshi-mochida]

Bravely Default: Flying Fairy HD Remaster announced for Switch 2 - Gematsu

Publisher Square Enix and developer Cattle Call announced turn-based RPG Bravely Default: Flying Fairy HD Remaster for Switch 2. It will launch alongside the platform on June 5.

Here is an overview of the game, via Square Enix:

The Story of Light and Shadow That Never Fades is Reborn

The Bravely series, an RPG franchise surpassing three million units (cumulative total of packages shipped and download sales.) worldwide—Bravely Default, the first title in this series and later the point of genesis for Octopath Traveler, comes to Nintendo Switch 2 on June 5, 2025, remastered in high definition. In addition to its classic tale of crystals and warriors of light, job-based party customization, and the series’ patented Brave & Default battle system, the game’s conveniences are further modernized for even more comfortable playability. The story of light and shadow that never fades is reborn.

Make for the Distant Land of Luxendarc as a Warrior of Light

Without warning, the Great Chasm opened a hole in the world. Tiz is the sole survivor of a village swallowed whole by the chasm. In the depths of his despair, he encounters a young vestal named Agnes. Together they set off on a journey with the goal of closing the chasm and freeing the crystals swallowed by darkness…. They set off, entirely unaware of the significance of that goal.

Characters

Tiz Arrior (voicdd by Bryce Papenbrok in English) – A kind, young man hoping to rebuild his home.

Agnes Oblige (voiced by Erin Fitzgerald in English) – A vestal seeking to awaken the crystals.

Edea Lee (voiced by Cassandra Lee Morris in English) – A young woman in search of her own sense of justice.

Ringabel (voiced by Spike Spencer in English) – A man relying on a strange book to uncover his past.

System

Bravely Default: Flying Fairy HD Remaster includes all the helpful features from the original Nintendo 3DS version, such the ability to speed up the pace of battle and adjust enemy encounter rates, plus new enhancements, like high definition graphics, a redesigned user interface, the ability to fast forward event scenes and two new minigames. The networking features used in the original version on Nintendo 3DS have been retooled for the Nintendo Switch 2’s free network connectivity.

Battle

Managing the brave points (BP) that determine the number of your actions is the cornerstone of battle in Bravely Default. Two commands bring a new dimension of enjoyment to battle: brave to expend BP and increase the number of actions taken in a turn, or default to shore up your defenses and accumulate BP for later. Mix and match the various jobs you can obtain through battles against powerful foes to create even more strategic options!

Watch the announcement trailer below. View the first screenshots at the gallery. Visit the official website here: English, Japanese.

Announce Trailer

English

Japanese

[talonabraxas]

“This perception of division between the seer and the object that is seen, is situated in the mind. For those remaining in the heart, the seer becomes one with the sight.” — Ramana Maharshi

Sirian Seer Talon Abraxas Ajna Chakra – The Third Eye Chakra

Ajna Chaka, the sixth Chakra, is known as the third eye. It is located at the forehead, and represents the visual, intuitive, psychic center of perception. It is here where our memories are stored, imagination develops, and where we perceive dreams.

The definition of Ajna is “to perceive.” It can also mean “to command.” Our memories and perceptions influence and shape the events that take place in our lives just as words shape the world. We command our visions to come into reality without realizing.

Element: Light

The element that represents Ajna Chakra is light. As you know, light is the most versatile element known to man, and has a higher and faster vibration than sound. Light travels at an unfathomable speed and distance. It continues across the universe for thousands of years, allowing us to see stars as they were long ago. When we look around us and see objects, it is in fact the reflection of light that helps us to see. Without light, we could see nothing at all.

Color: Indigo

All of the chakra points are associated with a specific color. The color associations have changes since the ancient Tantrics’ time, however. Now, the colors are based on the rainbow spectrum, beginning with red light, which is associated with the base chakra, and ending with violet, which is associated with the crown chakra. The order follows the rainbow pattern from the base to the crown: red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet.

Attributes: Clairvoyance, memory, dreams, vision

The Ajna chakra is related to a rudimentary organ that is sensitive to light, called the pineal gland. The pineal gland, in the embryo, begins to develop in the precise center of the head as a third eye. Though this gland atrophies, it has been found that this area of the head remains sensitive to light. Some believe that the pineal gland in full-grown adults plays a role in mental visions that sometimes occur when individuals are in a deep state of meditation. The sixth chakra, our intuitive level, allows us to gather information from internal visions and images.

Ajna chakra, when it is fully open and functioning, can enhance our awareness of the images within our minds so that we can consciously use this mental energy to provide us with an alternative means for gathering information. Interpreting dreams is the simplest example, however the most developed example of the potential of a functioning Ajna chakra is clairvoyant sight, or psychic ability. Individuals who are open are aware of their perceptions and are able to interpret them in a practical way. Nightmares, headaches, and vision trouble are sometimes the result of a closed third eye. Hallucinations and confusion result from over-interpreting regular events and having this chakra open too widely without reasonable foundations.

All people have and use their third eye, intuition or psychic ability, to a certain extent without knowing it. Though our daily intuitive perceptions may be subtle, they are quite valid and should be treated as such.

Using our ability to recognize patterns and to create an internal visual language that we can use to interpret those patterns can help us to open our psychic perception. For example, if you have seen someone do something in the past, it is likely that they will do it again. Our perception of the divine order is enhanced as we move upward through the chakra levels. This allows us complete the missing pieces in our perceptions, which may actually exist in a different space and time.

Visual media, television and movies, advertisements and other things can clutter our chakra. In order to clear the vision of our third eye, we must separate ourselves from all of these images that are fed to us, and see the world without preconceived vision, as a child experiences things for the first time. Once we accomplish this, were can experience an amazing psychic vision that clearly sees beyond the physical realm.

If you would like to open your Ajna chakra, and enhance your ability to see from your third eye, try an exercise. You may begin with the base chakra and work your way up or start with the crown and move downwards. Focus on one chakra at a time and fill that area of your body with the associated color energy. Do this slowly so that you can experience the balancing of each chakra.

[theviceadmiralswife]

Happy Birthday Onigumo

Salute recruits and soldiers to this satisfying Saturday ⚓️🌊⚓️🌊⚓️🌊⚓️🌊⚓️🌊⚓️🌊⚓️

Within in the Marines its today's Onigumos birthday.

Happy birthday vice admiral Onigumo 🎊

So I decided to do a total random post of everything Onigumo related I got or found on the Web. Its a mixed platter of Onigumo treats you see. Mega previous post compilation if you will.

The vice admirals wife over and out

1. My aesthetic photo collection for Onigumo

2. A short bio of Onigumo (as found on the villains wiki website, this there text)

Full Name

Onigumo

Alias

Vice Admiral Onigumo

Origin

One Piece

Occupation

Vice Admiral of the Marines

Powers / Skills

Veteran combatant

Enhanced strength

Enhanced durability

Enhanced speed & reflexes

Enhanced agility

Enhanced stamina

Unnamed Devil Fruit

Haki

Goals

Uphold Absolute Justice.

Crimes

Abuse of power

Assault and battery

Murder

Fragging

Onigumo is a minor antagonist in One Piece and a major antagonist among the Marines. A Marine Vice Admiral, he is among the top elite of the armed forces and is notably one of the stronger Vice Admirals. He is an adamant follower of Absolute Justice, which means the eradication of evil by any means necessary.

Onigumo is normally a stone-faced and very cold man. He is almost always seen with a displeased scowl on his face, and is both merciless to his enemies and his own allies alike. A strong practitioner of the philosophy of Absolute Justice, Onigumo will go to any and all extremes to destroy "evil". This means he is wholly willing and completely uncaring if his actions cause untold suffering of innocents in collateral, and has murdered his own men without a second's hesitation if he saw them questioning the morality of their actions for even the briefest of moments. Of all the Marines in the world, he is the one who comes closest to Fleet Admiral Sakazuki's wrathful extremism.

Powers and Abilities

Being a Vice Admiral, Onigumo is the third highest rank in the entire Marines organization. This gives him complete authority over all lower ranking members and he is counted among Marine HQ's elite. His rank also means he has both great combat power and intellect and is a very capable leader. While Vice Admirals in One Piece come in varying degrees of strength, Onigumo is one of the strongest, and has directly fought the highest ranked non-Captain member of a Emperor crew, Marco, and even managed to momentarily subdue him. He is a veteran warrior and exceptionally deadly, able to unleash devastating onslaughts with not two, but eight swords at once using his Zoan Devil Fruit which enables him to turn into a full spider and spider hybrid at will. He is also capable of both Armament Haki and Observation Haki.

Trivia

Onigumo is the first character in the series to have shown the powers of a spider Zoan, followed by Black Maria and Saint Saturn.

Unlike the other two, with Black Maria being an Ancient Zoan and Saturn's being a Mythical, Onigumo likely has the default standard version.

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3. Onigumo as father

ONIGUMO:

• is the same as Sakazuki would be as dad, strict military daddy

• with Onigumo it will be either one of two ways a) he has NO child or b) just one

• like with Sakazuki this baby will be planned with military precision ie. You get pregnant when Onigumo says it, you eat and do what he says

• prefers a son over a daughter (in Onigumos opinion its better since the world is so damgerous)

• it's hard to see Onigumo with a daughter, but if he has a daughter she probably be very punctual and polite almost sweet daddy's baby girl...apple of his eye

• wants his son in the Marines and will train his son for that from an early age. He wouldn't do the same thing with a daughter.

• Onigumo is a control freak so he will be maddling who is friends with his child regardless which gender

• should Onigumo have a daughter that gets to the dating age he will be an intimidating force scaring away any suitor, much his daughters dismay.

• doesn't like if his daughter wants to join the Marines and will fight tooth and nail to have her become a housewife or have a female appropriate job, according to him.

• if he has a son, he will train his son to be a carbon copy of himself as a military extremist. However his son shows a complex soft side and has a less narrow view and a hit more sensitivity inherited from his mother

• I think for Onigumo it be hard to show a soft side, but I certainly don't rule it out when his child is a newborn/baby for him to be gentle soft and caring.

• he will be a prideful father marveling how that tiny helpless baby has turned into a strong marine or in case of his daughter a proper woman /wife with a decent husband.

• will do corporal punishment if his kid pisses him off. However, I think his kids would be smarter than to anger their father that much

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4 ) Onigumos NSFW ABC

ONIGUMO

AFTERCARE -- This is Onigumo we are talking about, don't expect anything from him. There's only 2 reasons he gives a bit of aftercare a) you've been an exceptionally good girl and he feels generous to bestow aftercare to you. b) you are pregnant and very emotional and needy. On the flipside he loves receiving aftercare from you in subservient manner of course.

BODYPART -- his favourite bodypart would be thighs, Onigumo loves to bite and chew on them, slap them , dig his fingers in he is addicted to the way your thighs jiggle when fucking you

CUM -- Onigumo and his cum, will forcefully fill every hole you have, especially your naughty mouth. He likes to spray your face and finger feed you his cum and should some spill he will make you lick it of the floor.

DIRTY SECRET -- well its not a dirty secret to us normal people but to him as sadist, oh my.. Onigumo is addicted to tenderness..yeah I know make sense of that ..but he engulfed in being treated kindly in bed even if he literally fucks you into a coma he's going this hard.

EXPERIENCE -- very experienced he had lots of slaves and female prisoners to test his sadistic strategies on. Not so many girlfriends that where with him cause they loved him. So sex and Bdsm he is topnotch relationships he needs patience and love.

FAVOURITE POSITION -- the mating press is Onigumos favourite any position that dominates you and leaves no room for escaping

GOOFY -- Sex is serious to him as his job as vice admiral, so no flowery romantic stuff no playful teasing. He tells you what he wants in his typical cold and rough fashion.

HAIR -- besides some arm hair Onigumo is groomed perfectly. He has when it comes to body care a high standard to himself. Also in onigumos opinion he enjoys watching stretching your holes and any hair would taint that view.

INTIMACY -- Onigumo is a sadist master so he is rough and dirty.. that you submit and trust him and oby everything he orders ..thats to him the highest form of intimacy

JACK OFF - oh yeah he Jack's off alright. Mainly when you've been a bad girl, he forces you to watch. He definitely also Jack's off after slaughtering some pirates.

KINK -- everything sadism and BDSM

LOCATION -- anywhere will do and Onigumo is skilled enough to fuck your pussy in any location. Even against a Canon 😳

MOTIVATION -- when you submit to him as his slave appropriately dressed in leather harness and collar

NO -- its Onigumo no isn't in his vocabulary. Despite that as a sadist master he understands that he can't scare you too much if anything he will not scare you away from BDSM and sadism.. scaring you away breaking trust is a no no for him.

ORAL -- He is more a receiver of oral sex however, nothing better then a deep throat fuck...he can give oral but don't expect it to be nice this man is rough and he bites you bloody till you scream

PACE -- Onigumo is mainly hard and fast and aggressive, he only uses slow pebetration as a way to torture you and your lust.

QUICKIE -- Quickie in his office, quickie at home, in the garden, his ship his a man that needs daily quickies in order to let loose work frustration.

RISK -- Onigumo is high on that, while you might know much about sadism and BDSM masochism he teach you properly. If it makes you happy he is willing to let you take the reign and gift him a romantic evening which is new territory to him, though this will only happen once you guys are solid for a few years

STAMINA -- it's Onigumo..O.N.I.G.U.M.O. ..The guy who motivated all the Marines at the end of the marineford war to pick up the slack. Means his stamina is easily fucking you sore and senseless over the weekend, there is no end to his stamina.

TOYS -- everything BDSM, flogger cuff, collar nipple clamps. Onigumo has no problem testing other things on your cunt either, he'll he even loves to shoved ice cubes up your ass or his fist.

UNFAIR -- Onigumo enjoys suspending your pleasure edging you on just to stop...he wants you to beg and whimper for him to let you reach his climax

VOLUME -- very loud, does a lot of name calling, growling and grunts, very much giving you commands all the time. Your his whore and he is your daddy

WILDCARD -- Onigumo tends to shout fire when he releases his orgasm ..well he is firing his most potent canon.

X-RAY -- he has an extra veined and thick cock that thing is every inch of its 13 inches worthy of being called a Canon and his tennis sized balls are smooth and firm

YEARNING -- very high, dominant sex drive

ZZZzz -- when Onigumo had his fill he is rather fast asleep but usual not before clamping you down in a possessive hug

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5) Onigumos favourite perfume to smell on his partner

6) What Onigumo likes about his girl/lover/wife

So instead I give quickly a hc about what Onigumo loves about his wife/submissive/partner/lover/girlfriend

• Submission submission and more submission, he loves being dominant, and in charge and you need to know your place with him

• being submissive is one part being constantly attending to please him is your other job nothing else your existence is to serve, and do so with happy face

• Onigumo is a sadist so despite being submissive your poor body needs to be strong to take it when his cock pounds your sorry pussy, or his teeth bite you or he slaps your ass

• obey his word and command and never step out of line, very important to him it gets even better when you are comfortable in the role of being submissive

• like literally most if not all vice admirals Onigumo has a kink for size, loves it when his submissive is so much smaller then him .. so that even something simple thing like holding his hand makes him feel stronger, he baths in the pleasure of physical dominance no matter which body part

• likes girls , thin, sporty ,curvy a bit fatty on the right places so he can squeeze that extra mass on your ass , until it gets painful. it doesn't matter to him what body shape as long as your shorter then him and obedient.

• because Onigumo enjoys power over your body if he wants you thin he puts you on a diet and makes sure to exercise you like he does with his recruits

• if Onigumo wants you fat well be ready his secondary fetish kicks in he fucks you raw and bare and fills you with his baby juice. Onigumo takes great pleasure in seeing you get fat during pregnancy and all jiggly

• besides obedience for Onigumo is important that you have a friendly, loving almost timid nature, soft eyes, soft smile soft tone of voice. Given that Saint Saturn is Onigumos grandfather you can guess what fucked up family raised him. Hence the reason Onigumo loves your softness so much though he never admit that

• compliment and caress his face, Onigumo by no means is a pretty guy as a matter fact women avoid him like the plaque thanks to his cold demeanour and as they call it ugly mug. So you have to double up on your admiration for his face

• if Onigumo trusts you enough he occasionally let you be more romantic without interrupting your attempts

• Onigumo loves it when you put on a leather harness or cute sexy nurse outfit and actively play into his sadism

• for Onigumo you need to be a good housewife, efficient in cleaning and cooking he likes it traditional, including you being feminine in public, wearing dresses, modest, show him respect at home and in public

• worship his body especially in the shower in the morning shampoo his hair and wash every inch of his body admiring his strength and physique. If your a good girl he presses you against the tiles, groping your swollen needy pussy with his fingers while at the same deeply fucking your butthole

• his favourite nickname besides woman for you, is nugget. You are tasty, he always wants you and he always will devour you.

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7) Onigumo smut fan fic

So here we go SMUT WARNING ⚠️, 18+ , NSFW, slight sadism, kink , fetish, arranged marriage, abuse, emotional control, bdsm

Happy birthday my sadist husband

It was late when Onigumo returned home, he didn't bother to turn on the light he would leave in the morning anyways. The tip of his cigarette lit up the dark and on the dining table he saw a covered plate a glass and a bottle of whisky.A card with his name on... darn it he had just some nice supper and a drink with Doberman and Dalmatian. A premature party for his birthday since a new mission started tomorrow. His scowl deepened, his wife, no no , the woman he has been arranged to marry by his grandfather Saint Saturn. A meager average , short female, curvy pear shaped body, she was probably born into servitude, and that was what she was good for in Onigumos eyes. Who knows who cares? Not him, but it made his blood boil...this arranged marriage a facade to keep the family name uphold and valuable.

Well and to sire some offspring.. Onigumo growls annoyed

And in this moment movement on the sofa, Onigumo turns on the small lamp beside the sofa.

Y/n was stirring and waking up slowly she sees Onigumo and stares at him like a deer in headlights.

"Woman what are you doing here?! We have rule, after 9 pm you are to stay in your room and not get out until I call you!!", Onigumo snarls harshly at her. Y/n flinched as she shoots of the sofa , standing in front of Onigumo she bows down slightly. "I prepped you a meal...and..and I wished to be the first one to congratulate you on your birthday", she stammers. "DO YOU THINK I CARE HARLOT!", Onigumo shouts angry.

Onigumo grabs her by the hair dragging her up the stairs into his bedroom.

As soon as he opens the door he gets a shock his bed draped in black sateen bedding, candles were lit up and gave it romantic aura...

He scoffs annoyed and tosses y/n onto floor, she hisses at his rough treatment. It hurt y/n less physically but more emotionally that Onigumo was a giant sadistic asshole, almost 3 ft taller then her. And didn't matter what she excelled at he never showed a sign of pleasure or enjoyment of her company or the little treats like this...

Onigumo growled as he takes off his vice admirals coat, he was pissed. What was she thinking?! "Gotta care to explain this bullshit, my room is strictly off limits to you!". Y/n sits up, her morning robe covering her body accept her feet. "It's.. its your birthday tonight...and I...I...I.. know what you like and I wanted to surprise you.. I know you don't like me ...the..the way I do you..", she explains intimidated by Onigumos dominant aggression.

Onigumo burst out in a sarcastic laughter :" Hehehaahah are you...saying..you like me..hahaha.. woman ..you lost the plot since I was out on a mission!". His gaze becomes cold and he glares at her devilish and predatory. Onigumo unleashed his spider appendages from his hair and roughly pins y/n shouting at her :" No matter what reason...YOU aren't allowed in my room...EVER!". Y/n flinched once more closing her eyes and avoiding his gaze. "And speaking of knowing what I like..... ", Onigumo looks around at the candles laughs before he continues to speak cynical and vicious," ...you are so far off as if you never met me at all..the complete opposite". He grabs y/n chin harshly forcing her to look at him , with a sadistic smirk he grins at her. Onigumo opens his pants, he had seen y/n naked as he forcibly took her during the wedding night but he didn't bother to get undressed his thick extra veiny cock was all he needed for her.

His appendages tighten their vice grip on her wrist and ankles, pinning her so much harder against the wall. And while Onigumo opens his zipper, two of his appendages slip under the morning robe.

"Oh you little bitch ...its just gonna be like our wedding night all fun for me and plenty of pain for you!", he chuckles maliciously. Y/n breathing hitches up and her heart pounds in her chest and then....Onigumo felt with his appendages her soft skin of her thick thighs but then something else.. something he kind of knew...

Onigumo glares down at y/n :" What the fuck.???.". He slowly let's y/n down onto the floor, she stands up on shaky legs. He sneers at her "Explain yourself!", Onigumo sounded vicious as ever but also a hint of surprise, his body is raging with anger yet there is a stinging sensation in his chest.

"Is ..is it midnight yet..??", y/n asked shy. "YES FOR GODS SAKE!", Onigumo yells. She flinched , she looks at Onigumo with tears in her eyes as she slowly opened her morning robe, y/n drops it to the floor exposing her short curvy body tightly packaged in a black leather harness. The straps fitting her curves perfectly squishing a bit skin, a garter belt, hip restraint , rings to attach cuffs decorative chains draped over her breasts with her hard nipples sticking out.

Onigumos cock went rock hard twitching for her body. Y/n blushes at Onigumos obvious arousal.

She bites her lip "Happy birthday Onigumo my sadist husband!", she kneels down in front of Onigumo and offering him a collar and leash she had placed on the night stand.

Onigumo chuckles amused and aroused , he circles around y/n inspecting her kneeling body like he inspects a piece of meat for dinner. "Hehehe well well the bitch has actually talent to serve her master as a slut!". Y/n shows her feelings of hurt at his words , Onigumo was so twisted he enjoyed this the most raising hope but then destroying it mercilessly. Onigumo snatches the collar of her hands and tightens it around her neck he clicked in the leash and pulled y/n up onto her feet.

"But just because you did well doesn't mean you can skip your punishment!", he says menacingly. Onigumo throws y/n onto the bed face down. "STAY THERE!", he orders as he gets a wooden paddle out of a drawer.

As he turns around y/n was still on the bed his eyes catched the sight of her butt cheeks round and juicy, perfect for punishment. There was that sting in his chest again, chills of arousal hit him and his cock twitches with excitement. Onigumo grabs the leash pulling do hard y/n head bend backwards he raised the wooden paddle and brings it smashing down on her ass.

Y/n " Mnnggnn", her face shows pain but she tried to suppress the screams

"My room is off limits understood !", Onigumo said coldly, he smacks her ass again 3 more times each time harder.

"YYYESS understand", y/n shouts in pain. Onigumo grins and smacked her once more, it turned him on to have her in pain.

"Onigumo I only wanted to surprise you..I didn't mean to disobey. ", she whimpers. This infuriated Onigumo extremely, he grabs a fistful of her hair and keeps spanking her , but this time faster more aggressive. "SHUT UP!", he yells as the paddle smacked her ass again leaving more deep red Marks on her ass cheeks. Y/n screams. "Thats it slut. Scream tremble in fear of me!", he roared. "I..I...know you're unhappy being forced to marry me Onigumo....i know you like to be in control...", she whimpers. "Damm straight Im in control!", Onigumos appendages pin her into the bed and he got rid of his clothes. Before y/n could continue to speak he smacks her ass full force. Then his harsh hands grab her butt cheeks and he rams his cock into her pussy not waisting a minute to gain pleasure. To Onigumos surprise his wife's cunt was tight yet hot and wet ready for his dick, so willing.

"Aaaaaaaaaaah", y/n screams louder.

Onigumo laughs menacingly " Now thats something!", he grabs a fistful of her hair yanking up her head," looks like my little slut is a bit of masochist...you like the pain".

"No...Onigumo...", she winces, as he thrusts his cock with even more aggression into her, his crotch slapping against her ass cheeks. "Silence woman you do!", Onigumo snarled as he bites into the crook of her neck. His tongue flicks aggressively against her, he grunts aroused, as his veins cock pounds her cunt mercilessly. Y/n gasped and whimpers "Onigumo... I know..ggng.. I know you hate our marriage..". "Shut it, even if your right!", Onigumo hisses into her ear. Y/n places her hand on his head...a dangerous move. "WOMAN!", Onigumo growled. She whispers under his rough thrusts in her dripping pussy. "I know you don't like control being taken away with our marriage...aaah...but we...I mean...you decide how ..gngngn.. we run this marriage ...it can be satisfying and happy..if you allow me to love you Oni...". Onigumo placed his large hand covering her mouth, but there was that sting in his chest again...was there something to what she said...??!

"You talk too much slut!", his words come pressed out between his narrow lips," you take what you get...and how desperate your tight cunt is for my cock!". He thrusts deep into her pussy holding his dick, moving rubbing against the walls of her pussy. "Oh fuck ...my little slut is really desperate...shit so tight but such a mess...thats what you are a little slut MY little slut", he groans aggressively.

"Mmggbn", y/n wanted to speak but Onigumo had enough.. "Got a loose mouth tonight lemme fix it", he grunts, as he pulls out. Onigumo smacks her ass again, the grabbed the backstrap of the leather harness and hurls y/n against the wall. She groans in pain and as she looks up seeing Onigumo, she smiles shyly seeing him naked for the first time. "Your..your handsome ", she mutters. But Onigumos face remains in a cold scowl, though his ego liked this compliment, he was too far in his sadistic mode. He grabs her arms pinned them above her head, his other hand gts a hold of her jaw and forces it open.

"No biting understood!!!", he orders in a commanding voice. Onigumo slipped his cock between his wife's lips pushing in all the way . He loved the gagging sound coming from her

Onigumos thrusts increased causing y/n head to bump against the wall everytime with thumb noise. Thumb , thumb thumb.

She closed her eyes, tears running over the cheek as she tried to take Onigumos cock. He looks down at her grinning sadistically, thrusting his hips harder forward. Onigumo continues to throat fuck his wife until he climaxed shooting his bitter seed down her throat. Y/n gags hard and as Onigumo pulls out and clamping her mouth shut. "Swallow Woman!", he chuckles sadistically, wiping tears of her cheek with his thumb.

Gulp!

"Now there's a good little whore!", he grins. "I'm your wife ..too... Onigumo I want to please you more then just sexual..aargh", y/n whimpered, however Onigumo didn't give her much time, yanking the leash so she would stumble off the floor. As he sat down on the edge of the bed grabbing his cigarettes from his suit and lit one up, exhaling the smoke through the nose threatening, he tugs the leash. "Come to me on your hands and kness", he said coldly. Y/n obediently followed his order and crawls to him, Onigumo teases her to stop by placing his foot on her shoulder, his toe poked her cheek. The next command followed "kiss my feet", he grins amused at her shocked look. In the end though she obediently kissed his feet making it rather good and sensual. After a few minutes onigumo pulls on y/n leash placing his between legs. "Lick clean!", he barked commanding at her.

As she does so dragging her tongue across his balls and up his cock, Onigumo groans excited. He grunts as he rubs her head, she was so submissive. Onigumos rage subsided the sting in his chest hit him once more and he looks down at his arranged wife as she licked the tip of his cock like a good girl.

For a moment Onigumo contemplated her words...Onigumo had not a great relationship with anyone in his rotten family, his mother abandoned him as she saw a ogre monster in him, like all normal women call him, Onigumos father was an abusive alcoholic and his grandfather was Saint Jaygarcia Saturn, equally abusive and the reason why Onigumo was a full blown safist, runs in the family, and it was the old man that had arranged Onigumos marriage with this woman. Old geezer obsessed that Onigumo sires offspring, best with inherited devilfruit powers.

In one point his arranged wife was right, control had been taken away from him... how did she plan to give it back.....Onigumo couldn't continue thinking as y/n dragged her tongue the entire length of his shaft, kissing the tip of his cock before she began sucking his balls.

Onigumo grunts before he took a final drag from his cigarette, if Onigumo would be still in bad mood he would have quarrels putting the cigarette out on her head, but she did a good service in pleasuring him so he felt generous.

"Aargh....mmmhh..thats a good girl", he grunts satisfied. He puts out the cigarette in a nearby ashtray.

Onigumo stands up pulling y/n onto her feet with the leash, he stares at her with cold eyes, he caresses her breast, twisting her nipple between his fingers, she bites her lip Her face crunched up, hiding it. Onigumo smirks pulling her nipple. "Aaaah", she yelped. Onigumo quickly pushes his finger in her mouth making her suck on it. "You love being dominated and fucked roughly!", he grins darkly. Y/n pushes Onigumo away and shakes her head, he is displeased with that. "No I love well...you know", she blushes deep red," ...being..fuc...fucked by you and only you".

That made Onigumo grin from ear to ear and so he grabs y/n by the harness tossing her onto the bed once more. "Spread them!", he orders harsh. She obeyed and Onigumo tied her ankles to the bed , followed by her wrists. y/n laid there spread out for him and by the sight of her body the harness , her skin, the soft flesh her squirming and breathing Onigumo got turned his cock aroused and hard began to twitch. He immediately got on top of her breathing heavy as he grabs the harness.

"Then my whoring girl won't mind if I do this", he chuckles sadistically. Immediately he rammed his cock in her hot tight hole.

"Aaahh onigumooo!", y/n screams. He grins predatory:" come on let it out!", he thrusts more faster and rougher. And then more music to his ears her moans.

"Oooaah ah ah ah Onnniii!", she moans and whimpers.

Onigumo continues to fuck his wife for 2 hours, aggressive and hard until they both climaxed multiple times, he loved feeling her cunt dripping and swelling for his rough treatment. In between the angry sex Onigumo makes out with y/n intensely as he chokes her to the edge of fainting .. additionally he bites her entire body while twisting her nipples some more.

And when he was fully satisfied after it all he laid back in the pillows finishing another cigarette, to him this bed felt really nice. He saw that y/n stumbled out of bed no doubt following the rules he had said about, no cuddles after sex ... however..

"Where do you think your going?", he asked stern.

Y/n flinches:"In ..into my room", she was exhausted and had bite marks all over and her ass felt sore from the spanking. She turns around to face Onigumo who unleashed his spider appendages from his hair to get a hold of y/n and pulling her into bed. Her face was one of utter disbelief. Onigumo placed her beside him, he slowly removed the leather harness and the collar and leash tossing them on the floor, he wasn't a guy of many words but actions, so this was significant.

Onigumo pulls y/n tight to his hot and sweaty body and made sure they both got halfway covered under the black sateen sheet.

Onigumo strokes her cheek tracing down to her lips leaving his finger there.

"If you ever tell anyone..I will kill you!", he whispers threatening. Y/n nods. Onigumo kisses her not rough as usual, normal soft caring. He turns y/n around and spoons her from behind, he makes sure as his large fingers intertwined with hers that she sees that he is wearing he wedding band

"Your my wife you sleep now always in my bed clear", he groans as he pulls her hair behind her ear , nibbling on it. Y/n gasped in surprise but smiles "Thank you Onigumo!", she whispers. He gives her a kiss on the cheek and whispers back "Best birthday gift ever!".

This was as much as of a love confession y/n got from Onigumo but she knew it meant everything and from now on, she was his wife his submissive wife.

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8) What Onigumo looks like according to AI

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