#wednesday x xavier brotp

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Wednesday: The doors locked. Xavier, give me your credit card.

Xavier: Here.

Wednesday: Perfect *puts it in her pocket* Enid break the door down.

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HIII HAZEL <33 wednesday for the tv show ask game

HEYYY ELLA<3333 HOW IS U BESTIE????

favorite female character: wednesday and enid

favorite male character: eugene?

worst female character: marilyn thornhill

worst male character: uhhh i wanna say tyler but idk anymore

otp: wenclair :D

brotp: thing and wednesday and thing and enid

notp: xavier x wednesday and enid x ajax

[xoteajays]

5 + niya! -kbeescreams

niya, my little bug!

OTP: niya x wednesday, obvi. they’re cuties in love. i will write a romance fic one day. BROTP(s): niya doesn’t have friends i’m not sure. maybe niya & enid? niya & her gorgon roommate i haven’t fully developed yet? OT3: niya x wednesday x enid is obvious, but wednesday x niya x bianca? nice. NOTP: niya and any of those boring ass boys. no xavier, no rowan, no tyler, no ajax, those normie dudes. she’s gay. alternative love interest: bianca. the niya x bianca au lives rent free in my head (and the wednesday x niya x bianca is creeping in). 

[ophiaihel]

for world building wednesday: Caspian or Maiktheus (a god tier name btw)

going to do caspian, but hmu if you want the maiktheus one, too ;) and thank you so much, kind eva!!

BASICS

full name: caspian xavier emlyn.

gender: male.

sexuality: gay.

pronouns: he/him.

OTHERS

family: unnamed younger brother (missing).

birthplace: hawaii.

job: u.s. soldier.

phobias: guns, war.

guilty pleasures: neck kisses.

MORALS

morality alignment: chaotic good.

sins - lust/greed/gluttony/sloth/pride/envy/wrath.

virtues - chastity/charity/diligence/humility/kindness/patience/justice.

THIS OR THAT

introvert/extrovert.

organized/disorganized.

close minded/open-minded.

calm/anxious.

disagreeable/agreeable.

cautious/reckless.

patient/impatient.

outspoken/reserved.

leader/follower.

empathetic/unemphatic.

optimistic/pessimistic.

traditional/modern.

hard-working/lazy.

RELATIONSHIPS

otp: caspian x milo.

ot3: caspian x milo x happiness. :’)

brotp: caspian + calypso.

notp: caspian x any female in the gang ™

[ it’s worldbuilding wednesday! send me a character. ]

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Xavier running into Wednesday while she’s holding freshly picked daisy’s

Xavier: …

Wednesday: …

Xavier: Who are the flowers for?

Wednesday: *panicked* I’m going to a funeral.

Xavier: Oh yeah who’s?

Wednesday: Yours. I’m sorry it has to be this way.

Xavier: *smirking* Wednesday… who are the flowers for?

Wednesday: *embarrassed because she’s a simp* …They’re for Enid.

Xavier: Aw, that’s adorable.

Wednesday: Shut it Thorpe. That first scenario can still be arranged.

Xavier: Okay, Okay. I’m sorry.

Xavier: …

Xavier: *while running away* 🎶Wednesday and Enid sitting in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-🎶

*muffled white boy screaming*

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Enid: OMG, Wednesday’s death staring me again. Quick Yoko, pretend to talk to me so it looks like I don’t notice.

Yoko: …girl I was talking to you. Stop being gay and pay attention.

[Across the Quad]

Wednesday: *has been starring directly at Enid for the past 15 minutes without blinking* Xavier, eye contact isn’t working. I think we need to move on to plan b.

Xavier: No! I hate plan b. Plan b is very much not fun for me. And besides she’s looks pretty intimidated to me.

Wednesday: Are you supposed to feel intimidated when someone’s flirting with you?

Xavier:

Xavier: You’re trying to flirt!?!?

Xavier: Yeah, we’re definitely not doing plan b.

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Wednesday, using Xavier as her makeshift therapist: …and I don’t understand why I’m telling you of all people about this. Like most people, you disgust me. I don’t know how she did it but this new *gags* vulnerability thing is definitely her fault. I’ve spent sixteen miserable years content with being dead inside. Only to be suddenly overcome with affection for a savage dog in pastels.

Xavier: You can’t help who you fall in love with Wednesday.

Wednesday: Tell anyone and your death will be slow and painful.

Xavier: Yeah, yeah. Whatever you say Wens.

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Xavier, running down the stairs of the nightshade library the minute Wednesday leaves: HOLY SHIT Y’ALL ARE NOT GONNA BELIEVE WHO WEDNESDAY FELL IN LOVE WITH!!! I’M LITERALLY DYING, IT’S SO FUNNY— *blood curdling screaming as Wednesday appears out of nowhere holding a knife*

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(Wednesday and Enid tied up in the woods for their Nightshade initiation)

Bianca: we’ve brought you here today to play the most deadliest of games…

Wednesday *already freed herself and drawing out her knives*: Knife monopoly

Enid *a werewolf who rooms with Wednesday and grew up with older brothers*: (nodding solemnly)

Xavier: we were actually planning to hunt you for sport but now I’m curious what knife monopoly is

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Wednesday, trying to be considerate of her girlfriend’s feelings: Some of us, I don’t want to name names, but some of us need to acknowledge that occasionally small amounts of personal space can be a good thing.

Xavier, half way across the room: Is it me?

Wednesday: No, idiot it’s not you.

Enid, currently sitting on Wednesdays lap: Is it me?

Wednesday: …It’s not Xavier.

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Also Wednesday, when anyone besides Enid comes anywhere close to touching her: *drawing out her knifes* I will stab you. And I will enjoy it.

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Bianca *to Wednesday*: You’re such a dick

Enid: She may be a dick…

Wednesday *attempting to hide behind her snood*: Enid, stop talking.

Enid: …but she’s my dick.

Eugene: Yeah! She’s our dick!

Xavier *seeing how flushed Wednesday’s getting and smirking*: (chanting) Our dick, our dick, our…

Wednesday: Somebody please kill me…

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Xavier, breaking into Ophelia hall and dramatically barging through the door to Wednesday and Enid’s room

Xavier, sees Enid with her head in Wednesday’s lap: Pfft of course she’s here. What is this? Some sort of sleep over?

Wednesday: Xavier she’s my roommate. And I’m not doing this again. You’re being irrational.

Xavier: Oh really? I’m being irrational? Wednesday I just caught you in bed with the girl who, not to long ago, was running around telling the entire school that the two of you were best friends.

Wednesday: How long are you going to hold that against me? That was in the past. It’s over. You’re my best friend now. I don’t know what else I can do to prove that to you.

Xavier: You’re literally playing with her hair right now. You never play with my hair.

Wednesday: Because she’s my girlfriend you idiot.

Xavier, trying not to cry: Typical Wednesday. Pushing me away the minute things get difficult.

Wednesday: *sighs* Do you want me to play with your hair?

Xavier: Idk! Maybe… I just don’t understand why you had to fall in love with your former best friend. There’s plenty of sapphic fish in the sea Wednesday.

Wednesday: I didn’t want to fall in love with anyone. It just happened. I couldn’t have stopped it even if I wanted to. But that doesn’t lessen my platonic feelings for you.

Xavier: Promise me you don’t feel anything beyond romantic love for her.

Wednesday: I promise. She’s the love of my life. My soulmate. Nothing more.

Enid:

Enid: You two are so fucking weird.

Xavier: Stay out of this Sinclair. You’ve done enough. Now if you two will excuse me. I’ve got a date with painting my feelings.

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What I imagine a typical Nightshade meeting to be like:

Ajax: Can you please stop talking about boobs.

Yoko: Why? We all have them.

Xavier: *pointing between himself and Ajax* Ah… We don’t.

Bianca: You are one.

Wednesday: *jumping down from the rafters and scaring the shit out of everyone*

Wednesday: As much as it pains me to agree with Bianca, she’s not wrong *leaves with a bunch of their shit*

Xavier: …I’m not a boob!

Bianca: Did anyone know she was up there? We’ve literally been here for hours.

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Xavier *a bisexual, looking Wednesday up and down in episode 1*: You look like you’re into chicks.

Wednesday *for the rest of the season*: And you look like the homicidal monster I’ve been hunting.

Xavier: …Damn, I was just saying *internally* This girls so deep in the closet she’s in Narnia.

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Wednesday, (in botany class): Are Enid and Tyler looking at us?

Xavier: It doesn’t look like it.

Wednesday: Damn, that won’t do.

Wednesday: We must cause a scene.

Xavier: What? How?

Wednesday: Like this *punches Xavier*

Xavier: Ow! Dude what the fuck?

Enid: *mad gf mode activated* Wednesday!

Tyler: *concerned simp* Baby are you okay?

Xavier: *blushing* I’m okay.

Wednesday: *smirking* perfect.

The Teacher: Miss Addams!

Wednesday: …Dammit.

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People be like “this ship is canon” and it’s a bisexual himbo and his weird queer platonic best friend

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Wenclair planning their wedding…

Wednesday: We still need a flower girl.

Xavier: *loudly clears throat*

Enid: Neither of us have any sisters. We could use Thing?

Xavier: *clears throat even louder*

Wednesday: Thing doesn’t have enough hands. What about Puburt? He’d probably add a few explosives to the mix but now that I think about it that isn’t a bad idea.

Enid: Babycakes we’ve discussed this, no explosives until after the ceremony.

Xavier: I CAN DO IT. PLEASE LET ME DO IT. LOOK I’VE BEEN PRACTICING *stands up and mimes walking down an isle throwing flower petals*

Tyler, with bags under his eyes: I’ll give you both free coffee for a year if you let him do it.