I like sending Christmas cards but I hate everything that's too much "tidings of New England Christmas fantasy" and not enough "oh my god the holiday monster is upon us." So in the spirit of "if you want something done you have to add your own tentacles" I made myself some Christmas cards, and I figure I'm not the only one who is totally done with Christmas positivity.
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I know the conventional wisdom is that liches have too many eldritch plots and schemes to fit into one lifetime and so they just *have* to eat souls so they can stay alive and plot and scheme their way into a predatory immortality, but I like to think there's at least one who just decided that she wasn't done partying and needed more lifetimes to eat, drink, and be a stuck up catty bitch.