#well she doesnt hate him

[malka-lisitsa]

🕯️

send me 🕯️to hear my character’s inner thoughts about your character.

(No longer accepting.)

This bitch is so weird. Why is he so tall and spindly. Fukkin slenderman. Swear to god he's the reason that myth was invented. Nice hair though, better than cousin It... who just.... is hair....

I should have known when he started picking the petals off my fucking flowers he was a damn Addams. All of them with their over dramatic emo presentations. I bet if I said beetlejuice three times this dude would show up with a quarter and something awkward to say.

Oh shit is he looking at me?

"Can I help you wiggles?"

[ciimarron]

free my boy from his own show he did nothing wrong

[clumsypuppy]

you are umasou

[aalghul]

"claiming any writer ever intended to write that jason was sexually assaulted as a child is stealing from mia" is still one of the most ridiculous takes i have ever seen. by the way

[elle-p]

Ouuggghhhhh......

[puhpandas]

honest to god I truly believe we'll get Gregory and Vanessa remodels not only bc of evidence but because steel wool is clearly showing major quality upgrades in every aspect of their games and everyone knows their human models are subpar EXCEPT for Cassie's, and hers is an example of the new standard they have for themselves and their games. I cant see a world where their games improve this much and they update one characters model to match the major quality upgrades and not the others, especially when they're guaranteed to return one day as major characters (at LEAST Gregory but with Gregory comes vanessa)

it's not about favoritism for one character or the other at this point, it's about them gaining new people on the team and more hands on deck and that causing an insane jump in quality to their games and a new modeller. it's about the new quality standard for themselves and how that new modeller will change Gregory and Vanessa too to match so their improvement reaches everything and is consistent. it's honestly just a matter of if they show up soon at all to have a remodel be shown off not if they'll have one at all in my opinion

[moeblob]

Because his inner monologues really are just. So long. And I think it's important to show how much this guy thinks in order to say "not quite".

[theoneandonlymettaton]

What is burgerpants doing? I would imagine someone who already dislikes mettaton would’ve only gotten more miserable.

Oh yeah, he's miserable alright. I wonder what's gonna be instore for him! I'm gonna talk about some spoilers in the actual game so beware!!!

TD;DR MTT hates him, and BG will always be miserable.

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I thought a lot about what MTT's and BG's relationship was like. A long time ago I used to think that MTT was an incredibly abusive boss that treated all his staff like scum, I believed every word BG told us. Until after looking more into the MTT resort's dialogues and realized that didn't seem to be the case. At least, most of it didn't. A lot of his employees actually think very nicely of him, the only monster who bad-mouths him is BG. Why? Either 1, all his employees (except BG) are too biased to realize that MTT is a jerk. 2, BG is exaggerating and finds the negativity in everything. Or 3, MTT treats all his employees well (except BG).

I find number 1 very unlikely. After you kill MTT and go back to his resort, the staff speak to you worriedly about his lack of presence:

"Have you seen Mettaton? He hasn't come by lately. I have a lot of respect for that man. I had trouble getting a job because I am so pointy and angular. But, being a rectangle, he understood my struggles."

"How unusual. Mettaton usually shows up now to tell everyone they're doing a great job. Even if I was having a bad day, we'll always give each other a thumbs-up, and... ... oh, what am I doing? I'm not being very professional."

"Blub blub... Mettaton isn't here to press his face into the steaks. He told me that if he ever disappeared, we could use my face instead... But, I'm nervous. What if my face doesn't taste very good...?"

Sounds EXTREMELY positive for an abusive boss. So, why does BG think so terribly of him? Or does MTT think terribly of BG? Well, let us change perspective first and look at BG as an employee.

Extremely rude to the customer after a slight inconvenience (ex. not buying anything, not having enough money, full storage, buys full stock, when we kill everybody)

Smokes on the job

Bad-mouths other monsters he has interacted with (nicecream guy, bratty and catty)

Stole burgers

A total incel. Down bad. Sorry I thought making this note was funny

Not the greatest employee. Does BG slack off because MTT hates him, or does MTT hate him because he slacks off? Not sure what the actual origin was of MTT hating BG so much...

Here's some things we know that MTT does to BG (According to BG):

Calls him into work until halfway into his shift

Plays a CD album about how bad he is at his job

Turns down his ideas with the excuse of, "that's not how they do it on the surface."

Gives him weird outfits ("promotional" costumes, or for "holidays", "specials", or "because he felt like it")

Makes (only) him wear said outfits in his office just to laugh at him before telling him to go back to work

We also know that after the pacifist route, BG tells us that MTT told everyone that they were free, but told BG, "don't think that means you're getting off work early."

If we are to believe that what BG told us is true, then it is safe to assume that MTT is not fond of BG. At all. Why? No idea. It's kind of like in Family Guy where everybody hates Meg for no apparent reason. Maybe there doesn't have to be a reason.

BG is also known to be incredibly pessimist and only sometimes expresses hope, but also lies a lot. He is very ignorant when it comes to other people's perspectives, and told us that we are being brainwashed by Catty and Bratty. He is incredibly biased to attractive people, or generally anyone who has a better life than him (which is almost everybody). Which could imply that everything he told us may not be 100% truth, but I still find it unfair to not believe in anything he told us though.

I made this faq way too long so I'm just going to end this analysis here

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I assume that he would just stay as a burger-flipper even after MTT's reign, but you may also find him working on other jobs throughout the comic. For comedic purposes, of course. Heh.

[voiceofthe]

its like. well i happen to think the opportunist's confidence is completely genuine. i think he in fact does love himself. and that is precisely why he is such a backstabbing little slime.

[limonjarritos]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU GUYS DON'T LIKE HARU?! Who else does it like her?

[evilmagician430]

mabeline/jonah wolf in my 2020s timeskip au! read my tags for more information about her

[grahamcarmen]

And my thing STILL is that as carmen gets a stronger sense of her past and better connections with her friends and allies the need/desire for Gray in her life doesn't decrease and dissapate, it INCREASES and is refined. All while constantly being more sincerely layered in romantic tones as the show goes on.

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

[phosphophylight-of-my-life]

oshi no ko aqua is such a fun character bc by most counts he's a more than decent guy.

in his first life he regularly visited hospital inpatients who had no visitors. he was genuinely happy and excited to help Ai deliver her babies, because he wants her to be happy on her own terms. he saves Akane simply because he can, and gets angry at the staff on her behalf. he doesn't stop at saving her life and spends sleepless nights turning around her public image. at that point there was nothing in it for him to keep akane around, she was just a person he was able to help and wanted to help.

by most counts he's a pretty decent guy who steps up when people need him most, except. except he's also a guy who really wants to kill his dad and that makes him manipulate people somewhat often and this is somehow not entirely at odds with his instinct to help others

[silly-moth-123]

My younger sibling literally blocked my phone number because we got into an argument over capitalism ???

Wow I reached the tag limit on this post

Beware a long vent in the tags lmao

[squorttle-pox]

please. i need alastor with his hair up so we can see the side of his head. second set of ears or smooth flesh prairie?