#well whatever the fuck weezer is

[camellcat]

starlight by weezer is such a post-doomsday tenrose song... every time I listen to it I just see ten curled up on her bed in the TARDIS desperately clutching at something of hers

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[garfeildfanpage]

Ok so this may just be a personal pet peeve I have but I can’t STAND when fanfics n such include characters listening to music that makes no sense for them to listen to

To each his own, I know everyone has their own understanding of characters; and self-projection is fun! But it’s just so exhausted and I want something that isn’t just the author using their own taste in music for once

Yes OBVIOUSLY a fictional character listening to mitski in a fan fiction doesn’t matter and I’m upset at nothing but when it’s in every single one, it can really strain the immersion

Don’t get me wrong, I love me some mitski! But variety is important, and can give a character more personality, even in fan works!

So, basically, here are my personal two cents on what I think the tbhk cast would listen to.

(If I come off as a hypocrite I give you the permission to shoot me)

Keep in mind I am not Japanese, nor anything close. My understanding of Japanese music stops at idol-game music and everything after that eludes my little brain. these are just vague ideas, to then be added to by someone more well versed than I, so do as you will. Doesn’t necessarily have to be Japanese music either, music is for everyone! Let teru listen to Rihanna! Have akane listen to one direction! Aoi listens to Belgian death metal! So yeah just take everything I say with a nice, handful of salt.

Yashiro: As shown in a volume extra (I think) Nene plays idol games! So it’s safe to assume that she enjoys J-idol music as well, which makes sense! J-pop fucks. ALSO mentioned in a volume extra, she enjoys jaded-lover-type music, which could encompass music akin to some 90’s J-Rock!

I would put suggestions here! But I am bad at listing artists - SUPER☆GIRLS is like the only J-idol group I listen to don’t hit me. ( 7/10 on the mitski meter: she could, and probably would listen to her, but only lush, only lush.)

Kou: Yeah not gonna lie if someone said he’d listen to weezer I wouldn’t have any reason to disagree, he’s very loser-rock and I mean that in the nicest way possible. Though to me he seems much more like a “I-listen-to-mainstream-rock-because-it-sound-good” type guy, keep in mind tbhk takes place in like 2014-2015 (I think) so whatever band were popular then, he probably listened to just that. Anime openings…fucking….Naruto…also, nightcore….anime openings… live that 2010’s life Kou you deserve it…be cringe…be free. (3/10 on the mitski meter: he wouldn’t, just cause he wouldn’t really encounter her in the wild. Maybe if he was recommended her…but not on his own.)

Hanako: ok look idk what the hell supernatural music sounds like so I’m just going to go off of the time period to which he was alive. Orchestras and Jazz were popular around the 1950s in Japan (along with other more western styles of music) so, that, probably, i don’t know. With Amane’s connection to music (at least vaguely) plays, musicals, and other type performances could’ve been an interest; though for Hanako, I don’t really know if he’d even have any interest in music specifically. So considering that he’d probably just listen to whatever people play around him. (5/10 on the mitski meter: totally possible, but not believable.)

Akane: m starting to blank gimmie a moment. Instrumental. That’s really all I can say. He listens to music when studying, cleaning, or performing any task where he has to focus, so anything rhythmic and calm, something to take up the brain space that isn’t doing the task at hand so he doesn’t get distracted by something else. Video game soundtracks (like Mario or some ambient bullshit), soft pop. He also seems like the kinda guy to just listen to whatever his parents play, so yes most definitely some old shit. Recommendations from Aoi or Nene. Basically just noise, a nice distraction from the horrible horrible world, yknow? (5/10 on the mitski meter: anything goes I s’pose)

Teru: Classical?? I guess?? Dude does not listen to dick, nothing, absolutely fuck all. Old classic, a nice orchestra or quartet. western or eastern it don’t matter, as long as it’s nice, repetitive, and peaceful it’ll do the job just fine. (2/10 on the mitski meter: probably too much for him to handle, man’s constantly on the edge of a mental break mitski’d kill him, maybe if he handled his underlying issues first, but until then no mitski)

Aoi: last one cause I am clocking out. Similar taste to akane, undefined and flexible. probably listens to the same stuff as Nene, though I think she probably enjoys older j-pop, just cause she seems like that, Yknow? Movie soundtracks, Anime soundtracks (shoujou, probably. Precure n such just cause Aoi seems like someone who deserves to heal her inner child, same goes for Akane as well) Similar to Teru she probably also likes the more calmer and downbeat stuff. (8/10 on the mitski meter: totally possible, I’d believe it, but she wouldn’t tell anyone, it’s her special secret.)

Anyway see you next week for more awesome pubg 360 no-scope compilations ninja out

[g0ttal0ve101]

🎶💯💤🎄😖🎮 for any of ur little shits :3

they are little shits………my little shits 🫶

TW: obsessive behavior, a lil suggestive, and implications of trauma.

🎶 - what type of music does your oc like? do they listen to music very often?

Sam: weezer/the front bottoms….like. mentally ill homosexuality shit. yes he listens to this shit 24/7….(he j like me fr.)

Evelyn: Beethoven? i mean what else do British people listen to? IM PLAYING-uhh probably shit like the cardigans/cults. and yes, she listens to music when cleaning :)

Thomas: Nirvana/Radiohead. yeah. it’s sickening. no, he doesn’t listen to music often unless it’s on in a party……

Lucian: he listens to literally anything. he doesn’t care. i mean like he doesnt really wanna listen to WAP or something but-yeah no he listens to whatever’s on the radio (he’s fucking weird.) and he doesn’t go out of his way to listen to music.

💯 - share three random facts about your oc that others may not know.

Sam:

1. ALWAYS wants to be riley’s type. so whenever she was dating jordan, HE WOULD DRESS LIKE JORDAN. if he saw riley spare a glance over at some girl, HE WOULD DRESS LIKE THAT GIRL THE VERY NEXT DAY. in other words he has no sense of style himself.

2. he didn’t ALWAYS have his stutter. it developed by the time he was six. also it’s genetic, not any sort of brain trauma or anything - his dad had a stutter when he was young too, but went to speech therapy and eventually fixed it.

3. speaking of which HE DOES HAVE A DAD YALL!!! HE’S ALWAYS OVERSEAS FOR WORK!! VEGA DADDY FOR THE WIN!! and no he’s not abusive or anything either lmao he’s just a busy man.

Evelyn:

1. yes she lived in the UK up until she was fourteen. she’s sixteen now. so she’s only been in the USA for about two years and she regrets coming.

2. she lives with her uncle alfie after the passing of her parents. he’s very distant and barely associates himself with her, but makes sure she’s well taken care of before she turns eighteen and gains all the money her parents left behind. so yeah he’s aight ig

3. she’s very good at horseback riding. (she took lessons from the time she was a kid.) however, she never puts any of that talent to use considering she HATES TOUCHING ANIMALS so yeah that ended quick.

Thomas:

1. had a prosthetic arm (left side) since the time he was nine. how did he lose the first arm? that’s a good question you should ask him!! sometimes it’s because of self harm and losing all circulation after trying to commit, other times it’s because he was kidnapped and the joker himself sawed it off. (he will never tell anyone)

2. he has his own band and plays at parties sometimes. the cooler thing is that david nixon is the drum player even though he despises thomas <3 but a deal’s a deal right? also it works out in the end for both of them bc thomas gets all the chics after singing and david gets all the dudes after playing.

3. a bit of common knowledge but - he has three siblings. an older brother, a younger sister, and a little brother. he hates them all equally. however, they aren’t actually full siblings. they’re all half. Adrian (their father) had babies with FOUR DIFFERENT WOMEN!! role model, am i right? also thomas hates every member of his family lmao.

Lucian:

1. LUCIAN WILLIAMS HAS A TYPE!!! fluffy hair, freckles, a grunge/gothic style, and FUCKED UP TEETH!!!!! GAAAAH!!! both his exes had fucked up teeth (aka sophia had braces and david was missing a lot of his), and now his current boyfriend does. (bitch is a shark.) like shit. he loves those fucked up teeth. <3

2. he has tons of scars. like. tons. and you might be thinking TRAUMA!!!!! bc yes. trauma. however, a lot of them are from him being a dumbass as a kid. he would climb the top of a tree and fall off it. he would swing on his neighbor’s tire swing and fall into a pile of hoarded trash with glass in it. he would try to pull a root out of the concrete stairs and slice his shins after he fell. he is clumsy.

3. it’s time fess up….he’s not a total skinny legend no mo. he works out and is actually PRETTY BUILT. he ain’t got no six pack or nothing but he has nice ass triceps tbh……..and that’s on having an axe as a go-to weapon <3

💤 - is your oc a light sleeper or a heavy sleeper? how are their sleeping habits?

Sam: pretty light sleeper. he’ll wake up whenever he hears footsteps, or when his curtains blow in the wind, or when the fridge turns on. he usually peeks under his eyelashes and then just goes back to sleep.

Evelyn: light sleeper. any little noise makes her sit up and check her surroundings, even if it’s just her furnace turning on. she’s still half asleep when this happens though, so she goes back to sleep pretty easily too.

Thomas: DEEP FUCKING SLEEPER LMAO. you think he cares if there’s a nuclear war outside his window? bro as long as it don’t make one side of his pillow hot…

Lucian: deep sleeper when it comes to noise, light sleeper when it comes to any movement in the room. if anyone touches him, he’s up. if anyone applies pressure to the mattress, he’s up. if any footsteps are in the room, he’s up. you get the point. he will jerk awake if he feels someone else is there with him. (trauma) it’s not so easy for him to lay back down either. depending on what happened, he usually stays up for the rest of night. (this improves if kai’s sleeping with him bc he feels safe.)

🎄 - what’s your oc’s favorite holiday?

Sam: HALLOWEEN! 🎃

Evelyn: EASTER! 🐣

Thomas: HALLOWEEN! 👻

Lucian: CHRISTMAS! 🎄

😖 - is your oc an introvert, an extrovert, or an ambivert? do they let people in easily, or are they more reserved?

Sam: not even a question lmao. INTROVERT. and he does NOT let people in easily. only if it’s a pretty young woman named riley morg-

Evelyn: honestly i’d say she’s an ambivert solely because she doesn’t care about being out in public. (she cares about the GERMS.) she doesn’t avoid talking to anyone but she doesn’t go out of her WAY to do it either.

Thomas: EXTROVERT? HELLO? HE’S THE LIFE OF THE PARTY. Thomas knows everyone and their mamas atp. he’s so extroverted that he would commit a crime in the middle of the street and no one would give a fuck because he’s Thomas Hall. and if someone has a problem with him, they’ll just be gone in like 2.0 seconds lmao.

Lucian: this might be a shocker but…introvert. yes lucian is definitely an introvert. he avoids crowds, he doesn’t like talking in front of people, and he definitely doesn’t like people acknowledging him. when he doesn’t know someone, he’s not all bubbles and flowers like he is usually - he’s on high alert. Lucian only shows his true colors around his friends!!

🎮 - what are your oc’s favorite hobbies?

Sam: Reading, mostly. His favorite genre is romance and horror so he can take notes lmao……….

Evelyn: idk what British people do to pass the time…..JK!!! Evelyn loves crocheting and sewing, and designs clothes for her gf a lot <3

Thomas: this man is so talented and yet his favorite hobby is having sex 💀-no but seriously. he can play piano, guitar, and drums. he can sing. he can draw photo realism. he can skateboard. etc. etc. etc. and yet he spends all his free time partying………

Lucian: everyone knows he loves gardening, but he also likes skating and coloring too. :33

[moved-please-leave-me-alone]

Ok not to be a boomer but I hate how albums have gone out of fashion in favor of singles.

Like. Albums are the way god intended for music to be listened too. And I don’t even like god!!! You play it on a CD and go on a musical journey with THEMES and EMOTION and WHATEVER THE FUCK. You CANNOT tell me that albums like fucking. Blue Album by Weezer (i don’t listen to many popular bands sorry guys) would be the same if it was just singles, or even just in a different order.

Albums make music into a well crafted art. Where the fuck did they go.

[elceeu2morrow]

ZS: You are alternative, you are rock n roll. It exists in you but also in your shows and your music. Here in America the alternative radio format has gone to such shit. That it’s mostly a goal driven format. Meaning they play a great deal of old music that goes really far back in catalog so when you look at hour by hour breakdown of new songs to old songs, because they’ve destroyed the format as a whole, they have to play fucking Weezer’s Blue Sweater or whatever the fuck for literally the millionth time. So it is perception but also radio here has gone to total shit. But you are alternative. You create fucking music that is, again I don’t want to put anything into boxes, but like when I look at your records, they don’t scream pop. But also in the same breath, pop is not a genre. It’s a collection of different songs from all formats that funnels into pop music. 

LT: I agree with that. I do think sometimes, and maybe it’s the wrong kind of description, but sometimes you’re right in what you said about "popular". But I have to hear those words ‘cause instinctively, it almost just means safe to me. That’s how I interpret it in my head. You’re right in what you say. But instinctively kind of on the surface when I’m thinking about something that is pop, um, even if I’m thinking in a context of a film, if it’s too pop, I don’t mean it’s too popular, I just mean it’s too safe. (ZS: Too vanilla, too cookie cutter.) Yeah exactly. (ZS Asst: Maybe you just have to pick up a guitar and play guitar on stage for people to say oh nah he’s a rock star.) Yeah well honestly, sometimes, this industry kinda is funny like that. It might be all it takes.”

- Alternative radio in America / Pop radio [Zach Sang Show, 9.27.22]

[littlestarlost]

Ten Great Cover Songs That Aren't "Hurt" By Johnny Cash

I have a spotify playlist called "Total Coverage" and it's where I put the covers I collect. My parameters are strict but, I feel, fair: the song must be covered by a band that does its own material (so no covers-only bands), and they have to do something more interesting with the source material than slowing it down on piano and/or ukulele. There are over 100 songs on the list by now, and I do go back to add more when I find them, but apropos of nothing but my desire to procrastinate here are ten of my favourites, in no particular order, which are NOT the same old covers you see on every single covers list.

1: "Bittersweet Symphony" Originally by The Verve, covered by The Knocks and Foster the People

This track ended up on my most-listened to list of 2022, because it fucking rules. The original is fine, but there's something about how Foster the People elevates the vocals that just makes it catnip for my ears. It's great.

2: "Rosanna" Originally by Toto, covered by Weezer

I'll never forgive Weezer for what they did to "Africa", also by Toto. That cover sucks balls and I hate it. But equally as appalling is how great their cover of "Rosanna" is; they turned up the grit on the guitars and infuse it with edge and energy that the original simply lacks. Goddammit, Weezer.

3: "Jackie and Wilson" Originally by Hozier, covered by Jazz Morley

The golden rule of Hozier covers done by women is that you cannot, under any circumstances, change the pronouns of the song. Hozier writes about women like a lesbian, and either you respect that or you shouldn't cover his stuff. This version of "Jackie and Wilson" is gorgeous and lush, Jazz Morley's voice is great, and she sings it the way it should be sung: sapphically.

4: "Freedom" Originally by George Michael, covered by Christine and the Queens

As my friend Jill put it, somehow this is chill as hell and goes hard as fuck at the same time. Christine and the Queens needs to do more stuff like this; recontextualizing gender and sexuality is basically their bread and butter.

5: "Flagpole Sitta" Originally by Harvey Danger, covered by Elohim and AWOLNATION

This is the only reason I know the lyrics to this song and it's worth it. It's a very Lana Del Rey approach to the tune, with twinkling piano and sultry vocals, and it works incredibly well.

6: "Higher Love" Originally by Whitney Houston, covered by JR JR

Another one that I've listened to so much that it's crept into my regular rotation. Indie pop boys taking on the greatest voice of the generation might not sound very good, but as an OG hipster I can tell you that this is exactly the sort of bright poppy nonsense we ate the fuck up in 2012.

7: "I Think We're Alone Now" Originally by Tiffany, covered by Billie Joe Armstrong

I think Billie Joe always wanted to be a pop princess girlie, and now that Green Day is in the "whatever the fuck we want" phase of their career, he gets to do great covers like this one. Takes a somewhat dated classic and makes it sound absolutely timeless.

8: "Needle in the Hay" Originally by Elliott Smith, covered by Vanessa Carlton

As someone who had both an Elliott Smith and a Vanessa Carlton phase, this is just good synergy for me. But also, more women need to do covers of Elliott Smith. Let's get a trend going. He deserves to be reinterpreted that way.

9: "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme!" Originally by ABBA, covered by Zachary Staines

This man really took a disco classic and made it sound like the best Ed Sheeran song that Ed Sheeran could never do. Outstanding.

10: "I Love You Always Forever" Originally by Donna Lewis, covered by Betty Who

I can't believe Betty Who didn't originate this song. It's literally perfect for her. A+, no notes.

[elekinetic]

Quick! Tag your top favorite byler blogs (as many as you want) and tell my why you love them in one line to spread positivity on the dashboard and make someone's day!

FINALLY! THE TIME HAS COME!

this is in no particular order

first up. my wheelies. my ride or dies. call it traumabonding or whatever u want but these mfs know secrets of mine they better take to the grave

@hawkinsp0st, my first real friend on here. currently on hiatus but truly a kindred spirit. single-handedly changed the way i looked at the show with their hellfire color post. u simply get me and i miss ur brain!!

@ratt-duffer deserves so much more credit than you all give them. he just gets this show so well and has such well written analyses, but more than that, is just a fun fuckin person to exist around.

@willsglock my sister in glock. what can i say. she has permanently altered the way i think about brba and bcs. refreshingly honest in a way i wish more people were. occasionally breaks hearts w her writing.

@crazycoven no. 1 weezer stan in my heart ❤️ jk but fr hayden is such a cool person with some of the best themes and best takes on this site. very glad to know him

@tntozier deserves financial compensation for what theyve given to this tag. one of the brightest souls on here. everything he posts is a gift and u all should be so lucky 🤨 thank u for screaming abt st puzzle games and convincing me to download. i blame you for my crippling addiction.

ok onto some of my other favorite geniuses on here <3

@quinnick his energy??? immaculate. thank u for putting reddie content on my dash. u are so sweet and are the only valid ask hoarder. yes ofc i will send you more asks!! you deserve it!! even if you won’t stop making ur mom jokes.

@madcleradin just fucking gets it. she has never made a single post i did not wholeheartedly agree with. her understanding of the characters and the dynamics….phenomenal. also genuinely hilarious. very grateful to be mutuals w one sierra loveqbrl madcleradin

@mlchaelwheeler is a certified genius and is single-handedly responsible for getting me to restart succession. we don’t chat very often but when we do it is so much fun. she always puts such good posts i’ve never seen before on my dash and her analyses are genius. sarah’s blog is a gift to this site!!!

@chiquitablanquita changed my life with her poetry fic. i just. wow. wow. oh my god. yeah basically yeah. oh my god. i am in awe of you for the work u do outside of fandom and for the absolute insane talent u so gracefully share with us.

@eightieslesbian is The Gif Maker on here. her visions…holy shit. yes her gifs of my demos and the bitch meredith brooks gifset haunt my dreams bc she is the sweetest person on here and the fact that she DOWNLOADED MY MUSIC?? hello my heart is broken in two. but can we talk about HER original stuff?? HELLO?? she is so insanely talented and her vision is just….omg. OMG.

@elmaxed lumi and i don’t chat all that much but her brain is just so correct always and forever. her writing is wonderful and her energy is stellar. always happy to see her on my dash.

@wibble-wobbegong is such a fun blog to follow. he’s just such a cool dude and has such a nuanced understanding of mike. plus a great signature blog theme. dude has a BRAND, mad respect

@astrobei i cannot believe we are mutuals. i CANNOT BELIEVE we are mutuals. genuinely one of my favorite writers on ao3 and i still fangirl a little everytime we interact. like. the fics….holy shit. HOLY shit. she has such a firm understanding of the characters and has never written anything that doesn’t feel true to the show, regardless of AU or canon compliance. hanleia costume fic my beloved. good god they are such a talented writer.

@smoosnoom the scream i scrumpt when i got the follow notification. first fic writer i actually learned how to use the “subscribe” function on ao3 for. there are no words for the absolute batshit amount talent stored in this tumblr blog. ik y’all have read i’m tearing you asunder (cue “uh yeah, i’ve read the classics” tiktok audio) but every fic in their fix it series….jesus christ. run up that hill to go read rn.

@strangeswift is in a category of her own. abby u are a twin flame and i am so glad to know u. u simply understand me!! y’all she is such a fuckin phenomenal writer and is SO CEREBRAL in the way she approaches the show. her mike s4 pov snippets live rent free in my head. truly the only person who could get me to voluntarily read angst. NEVER misses with her takes and is just. so smart. SO SMART. the most supportive mfer on here fr. you guys aren’t ready for milevenvision or any of the other stuff you should be so lucky for abby to put out.

ok i could talk about my friends and moots for hours and i definitely DEFINITELY missed ppl but pls just know i follow blogs i love love love the content of and if we are mutuals i value u to the moon and back <333

[paranormeow7]

Ok here it is

Ok so . Alberta Weezer. HAKLRJTLKA

Cw ahead of time for anyone else for child abuse n inhumane experiments death everything in that range basically . Also this is obviously abridged I'm one autisitc cat speaking take this all with some salt and homosexuality

Ok so <3 Albert Wesker !! To start off things there's the umbrella corporation, which is a pharmaceutical company started by a few guys but most notable rn is Spencer. As expected by a giant company they're fucking Evil Actually and Spencer strives to find out how to become immortal ! Fun. He discovers a virus that can grant someone super powers basically, if they survive it. It has a VERY low chance of not killing it's host and even if it doesn't it almost always leads to the subject being terminally ill. So ofc he decides the best way to test this out is to kidnap a bunch of kids based on their genes (basically set to be super smart from birth or whatever) and raise them to be perfect. The top 13 kids from this program, which while not gone into detail in canon is implied to be.. as bad as you'd expect and Albert's hatred of Spencer says a lot too BUT back to the virus shit. As a late teen Albert and his adoptive sister, Alex, who was also part of the experiment are against their will injected with the progenitor virus.

Albert and Alex are the only kids to survive the virus, Alex is left terminally ill and Albert... Is a success. For note Alex was the top in the project, Albert was the second. Wesker also isn't their real last name, project Wesker is where he gets his last name from as they gave all the kids that last name. ANYWAY after this, Albert having gotten a degree in virology by this point at the age of 17 because he's a super smart guy, he's then taken to study at the umbrella training facility up in the Appalachian mountains while Alex stays and works close with Spencer.

The head of the facility is fucking horrible, Dr Marcus experiments on his own students in. Very very horrible ways. Iron maidens, gas chambers, dissections, anything to study the way the body reacts to the new virus he created from the one Albert was given.. the T Virus. Albert is spared mostly from these experiments as he is deemed important to umbrella and made a head researcher by Marcus ! Along side other child prodigy William Birkin :] !! William is Albert's one friend ever basically, they meet at the facility and remain friends up until well. We'll get there. There's also only one bedroom for the chief researchers which is really suspicious what do u mean Capcom gay p

ANYWAY! Eventually Spencer gets too worried about Marcus betraying him and hires him to be assassinated and William and Albert r like ^^ yahoo yippie!!!!!!!!!! And participate in it and watch him die and everything but it's resident evil so he doesn't stay dead. BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT RN William takes his research on the T virus and him and Albert go to work at umbrella for reals this time as the facility is shut down.

They work together, making plans to betray umbrella together. William creates his own virus, the G virus, and Albert goes undercover in the local cities police station as the captain of their special unit STARS. Wesker skips around with his team and they're silly and he says he never cared for them but he's really bad at showing that then HAKFJSKSN. Eventually Wesker goes through with his side of the plan, leading STARS back to the old mansion to test out the T virus's power and see if the monsters it creates can best military trained personal. William meanwhile is still perfecting G.

Things however don't go as planned because Wesker for Some Reason decides not to kill Chris Jill and Rebecca and instead leads them around and monologues to them at the end and Chris calls him pathetic it's super funny. Wesker gets pissed at being called out on his pathetic behavior and releases the T virus's greatest creation, a Tyrant. However the tyrant turns on him, impaling him and flinging him across the room.

There Albert is left assumed dead but thanks to his silly little virus he doesn't die. Chris and co kill the tyrant and escape while Wesker starts his recovery and.. gasps... His eyes turn orange and his pupils change to cat puipls. Catboy time I guess. Umbrella found out his ass was betraying them and locks him out and is SUPER pissed. This leads to them also finding out about Williams side of the coin, which leads to his assassination like.. two weeks later I believe.

That is when re2 happens aka the racoon city outbreak because Birkin spills evil virus chemicals everywhere after he's shot HEOTJSKA oops ! He also, before he dies, injects himself with the G virus in hopes he'll survive... He is not compatible. Williams body is slowly overcome with flesh and bone and muscle and eventually his body is no longer even visible in the mass of flesh. Its unknown how long he was sentient during this, but eventually he is for sure dead.

During all the chaos of this, near the end of things Wesker saves agent Ada Wong from death and offers her to work for him again, as she was his spy already, and she says yes. They leave racoon city before it's nuked due to the unstoppable zombie outbreak, and this begins Weskers real supervillain bitch arc.

Next game in his timeline is code Veronica but I haven't finished that game yet so I don't know everything oops ! Him and Chris fist fight though and he gets burned at the end and laughs evily and skips off I know that .

After that he shows up again in re4, where he's not actually there but cameos through phone calls with Ada as she works to get him a sample of the plagas parasite for his evil plans. In the original re4 he also has Leon Kennedys crazy (ex) old co worker working for him but in the remake Krauser works for the cult so shrugs pick ur poison. Either way, Ada ends up betraying him because she kinda goes ok ur a little crazy dude . And like yeah no shit . HELFKDPALALB he's pissed but like oh well he makes do

Now we get to his last game he shows up in re5 which I .also haven't finished HAODKGPSJALA THSRES A LOT OF GAME S but I do know a lot of what happens. Kinda. Wesker kills Spencer at the bastards mansion, but not after Spencer tells him Wesker was never important and was simply a stepping stone in Spencer's plans to become a god and that his ideals and plans were all his instilled at a young age into him. Wesker gets pissed and rips his heart out mortal combat style and then Chris and Jill show up and are like CUNT !! BIYCJ!!! and they fight Jill shoves Wesker out a window and they both fly out into the ocean sad anyway cut uh sometime later. Ofc they're both alive and Wesker has Jill working for him now as he plans to release the virus HE created the oroborus virus in his plans to basically kill everyone who isn't compatible with the virus because ? Idk tbh he's just having a hashtag girl moment idk man . There's also excella who is his right hand but she wants him really badly but he does Not like her back at all the scenes r so awkward I hate it

Anyway yeah as expected Chris shows up they have their weird gay fights and banter and all that, Chris and Jill stop his stupid plan and he gets super pissed and fuses with oroborus himself and attacks them. They end up in a volcano ? Idk how Chris punches bolders n shit in there and they knock Wesker into the lava at some point and he's like uhm this won't kill me and they're like ok and blow him up with rocket launchers THE END ding dong the bitch is dead . He is actually dead this time, sadly, because he's a fun and also funny villain .

Good lord I'm so sorry this is so much does this even make sense ? I don't know. <3 it's funny though and was written while I was half awake

no this makes sense thank you for enlightening me <3 wesker is so silly i love him

[waitingonsnow]

The streaming services are putting out their year end wrap up posts, so I figure it’s time to post my top ten albums of the year.

10. Full Of Hell and Primitive Man - Suffocating Hallucination

The first of a few collaborations on this year’s list, Suffocating Hallucination is a sludgy combination of hardcore and extreme noise. The two styles are blended effortlessly here, yielding a true collaboration.

9. Lil Yachty - Let’s Start Here

Easily the biggest surprise of the year was Lil Yachty putting out an epic space rock album that combines psychedelic rock, soul, and funk with unbelievable grace. Yes, the vocals are still auto tuned to hell and back, and I think it hurts the record a little, but this is still a shocking gem.

8. Wolf Eyes & Model Home - More Difficult Messages

Acid baselines and industrial beats try to claw their way out from under sheets of noise. Add heavily affected vocals (think early power electronics), and you have, maybe not the purest noise album, but my favorite of the year.

7. Slowdive - Everything Is Alive

A pleasant surprise after I had a hard time getting into their 2017 comeback album. Everything Is Alive is definitely Slowdive’s most mature album, bringing in hints of Disintegration-era Cure alongside their usual dream pop. Not every track is wildly engaging, but they are all good to great.

6. 100 gecs- 10,000 gecs

One of the best avant-garde pop acts of the last decade got there by not giving a fuck about being avant-garde, pop, or anything else. 10,000 gecs steps up their hook writing even more, with song after song that will get stuck in your head for weeks, whether it’s pure hyper pop (“757”) or a near cover of Weezer’s “Beverly Hills” (“Hollywood Baby”).

5. Ada Rook - Rookie’s Bustle

Ada Rook (Black Dresses, Crisis Sigil) continues to be one of the most thrilling musicians around with her combination of hyper pop, metal, industrial, and whatever other genres pop into her head. This record is actually a combination of tracks that didn’t make it on her other solo albums, but as she says, “they found a home together.” Extra points for naming it after the incredibly weird and obscure Japanese PC game, Cookie’s Bustle

4. Earl Sweatshirt & the Alchemist - Voir Dire

On Earl’s third album since the major stylistic change of 2018’s Some Rap Songs he seems to have mastered his newish flow and song construction. The Alchemist’s low-fi, sample heavy production plays perfectly against Earl’s mumbled, barely on the beat flow. The album’s best track, “Heat Check” even strays into vaporwave territory with its saturated lead sample. I figure I’ll love whatever Earl does in the future, but it does feel like maybe it’s time to shake things up again.

3. MUN SING - Inflatable Gravestone

An album about the ambivalence that can come with loss, told largely through instrumentals and suggestive song titles. Sounds a little like a collaboration between Bjork and Iglooghost.

2. Russian Tsarlag/Secret Boyfriend - Split

While this is a true split LP, the artists match up well enough in terms of ethos for the final product to sound completely coherent. Russian Tsarlag’s half is dreamy, lo-fi ambience; Secret Boyfriend’s is some of the best lo-fi shoegaze since Flying Saucer Attack. The whole is over an hour of dreamy cassette goodness.

1. Danny Brown - Quaranta

I wouldn’t say that Quaranta is Danny Brown’s best album, but it is his slickest and most likely to cross over. That doesn’t mean he’s sold his soul, though. This isn’t his usual collection of molly anthems and cautionary tales about drug abuse. Instead Brown is rapping about class. The best tracks, “Y.B.P.” (young, black, and poor) and “Jenn’s Terrific Vacation” deal with growing up poor in Detroit, and struggling to stay there as white people move in and turn crack houses into organic gardens. Brown sounds self-assured throughout, as if he can handle whatever subject matter he decides to approach with ease.

[deepfried-dildos-again]

So here's an interesting question that I am undecided on the answer of and where to go with it when exploring Slo-bo and Lobo. They're character design is definitely edging into the metal-punk tough guy look (leatherdaddycough) but do you think that Lobo and Slo-bo would be metal heads? How would their taste in music differ? Would they be the same?

>:))))) I think abt this all the time.

Lobo's obviously Metal As Fuck (tm), but since his first appearance was in '83 I'd reckon that he's into more classic metal, a la Iron Maiden, Ozzy Osbourne, Judas Priest, etc. There's a lot of alien bands with similar sounds, and he's even been in a few (and got kicked out for sleeping with the bassist/drummer/lead singer's girlfriend/boyfriend/mom/whatever). He listens to a few more metal genres, like black and speed, as well as a couple of punk bands, but he always winds up liking the classic sound the most. He has SUPER strong opinions on bands, and is kind of an elitist at times, but he's always up to rant about his favorite and least favorite bands in hopes of getting someone else to listen to him.

Slobo is also into metal, but less so. He's more into the grunge/punk scene, listening to the Dead Kennedys, Soundgarden, System Of A Down, etc. He's also not opposed to listening to bands like Radiohead or Weezer (what Lobo would call "that fraggin' virgin wah-wah boy noise"). He's more chill about his music tastes, but he still cares deeply about it, and has burned more than a few CD mixtapes with fun cover art for people he cares about. He writes some of his own songs, but guards them with a fervor and won't let anyone see them.

[heatwayve]

NAOMI & JOSH & ANGEL — DAY FORTY.

location : daybeds.

time : day 40, morning

summary : naomi completes her challenge by getting angel to spoon her and josh hates it

featuring :  angel / @dobits + josh / @graftisms

naomi: on the surface it seems like a simple enough task, but it's not like you go up to some guy who's not your boyfriend like, 'oh my god, please, spoon me, i'm desperate.' it's actually so silly, and naomi feels like she's got her work cut out for her even when she talks to callie about it – obviously giving her a heads up. she takes the opportunity when angel's alone on the daybeds, curling up close next to him. "hey," she greets, voice and demeanor all soft, though kind of a hard sell to seem like a girl in need of some comfort after the night she had. "i'm sick of this, both of us being, like, wifed up and busy. you gotta make more time for me," she says.

angel: “sup, babes,” angel says. then, tongue firmly in his cheek, “i mean, mrs. josh.” mostly ‘cause he has no idea what the dude’s last name is. in any case, he reaches over to teasingly pinch her cheek. at least she can admit to being wifey, angel smiles at their paralleled domestication. “i’m a househusband, actually. different vibe.” he’d been stretched out on his back, arm tucked back behind his head, but rolls to his side to give naomi his full humored attention. “m’kay, gimme the gossip then. what’s been goin’ on with you?”

naomi: "yeah, yeah," she rolls her eyes, a smile playing at her lips, "whatever, mr. callie." maybe they're not as official in nomenclature but they may as well be, really, and she'd fight him on that. teeth snap at angel's fingertips as he reaches over to pinch her, trying to bite back. "yeah, what's the distinction then?" she asks him, moving in close so their bodies are touching, her head resting in the crook of his arm. "please, everybody in the villa knows what's up with me. though, wait, actually -" god, she actually has such a story to tell him about a missing vibrator, but it's so not a spooning vibe. she needs to temper the mood down or she's gonna have him giggling instead, calling callie back over to conspire or something. she takes a breath, "if i ask you something, you'll give it to me straight?"

angel: “the distinction is that i’m a big, manly husband, obviously,” he says like duh. like it wasn’t just yesterday he was proclaiming himself jude’s wifey. well, naomi’s right about that, it’s hard to miss updates about her when josh is literally shouting them from the rooftop. he interjects playfully in her pause, “what? is it true you were dressed up in a canadian flag when you asked him to be your boyfriend?” words travel in the villa, for sure, but not before getting goofily jumbled. plus, angel just likes to tease her. he turns more serious at her question though, brows popping up on his forehead as he nods earnestly. “yeah, of course. what’s up?”

naomi: "right, so that means you . . . mow the lawn, love to grill, listen to weezer?" she asks, nose crinkling. the suggestion that she'd be dressed up in the canadian flag to dtr sounds like something out of jay and silent bob go canadian, eh? (real film) so she's got to roll her eyes, but truthfully, angel's not even that far off. but all the cringe was kind of worth it for the look on josh's face. "mmh, yeah," she nods, playful smirk tugging at her lips, "and i was covered in maple syrup, too." endeared by the earnest shift in angel's demeanor, she smiles slightly. her comfort around him isn't a charade, though she's subtle about the way she turns her weight, glancing over her shoulder at him. at what point does it start to count as a full spoon? "do i look a total fucking mess right now? rate these eyebags."

angel: “mhm, m— weezer?” nose scrunches in a mimic of her’s. “iron maiden, baby. does your old man listen to weezer?” that would be hilarious, especially considering who her dad is (whose identity he’s learned since casa). there’s a distinct sweetness to her smile, probably not even related to the supposed syrup. he’s surprised she doesn’t argue that he was the one to ask her to be official, obviously. something cute about that, too. “awww,” angel squeezes her upper arm, shaking her a bit, before he lets it lay awkwardly between their bodies. he snorts some at her question, his arm still a barrier between them as he tries to lean over her shoulder to be able to get a look. “naomi — jesus, i can barely even see you.” it’s not as if they both aren’t touchy feely people, he’s not really thinking twice about it except that maybe she is trying to hide something with her back to him. he’s chuckling patiently. “the hell are you doing? swear, i’m getting flash backs to when we shared a bed.” with her pointing the opposite way and angel probably taking up too much room, except now there’s proximity. “of course you don’t have eyebags.”

naomi: "well, no. but he doesn't mow the lawn or like to grill either," she adds. she's basing this off daytime comedies. "he likes italian operas. you can have that one for free, in case they have another islander trivia night," she adds with a wry smile, the first indication that she might be slightly bitter about the last one. "shut the fuck up," naomi says, though he's barely said anything, his perception of her and the possibly adorable nature of her current relationship status makes her blush. "nuh-uh, if you were getting flashbacks, you'd be starfishing right now," king of taking up space. "i'm just actually so exhausted, i feel like it shows," she sighs, shifting her weight back against him, hoping she sounds pathetic enough to be taken seriously for the allotted time before she can pop up with a surprising amount of energy. "can you just hold me for a sec?"

angel: “oh, right, yeah. who doesn’t get down with an italian opera?” chock full of sarcasm. “man, really hoping we don’t. think we all know each other a little too well now.” at least they can rest easy knowing there won’t be another movie night, though, with that consideration, angel’s a little wary what people might do with that knowledge. “hey, i gave you plenty of room. you only take up, like, this much space anyway,” he argues, fingers pinching a teeny bit of air. it’s a far cry from sleeping with callie, both of them tangled up in each other. angel frowns a bit, is about to offer to give her space to sleep when she poses her question. “oh —,” he naturally gives pause to the newness of this kinda favor coming from naomi. but far be it from angel not to cuddle. “yeah,” he says softer, vaguely confused, like when he’s trying to figure out what one of his little cousins are wanting from him. in any case, he throws an arm over naomi and scoops her into his chest, his head still inclined up a bit so he can see just the edge of her profile. “everything’s good, right?”

naomi: "i only took up that much space because you were taking up the rest," she retorts, flicking at his pinched fingers. honestly, it's a funny comparison that in casa, naomi flirted with angel on the first day and callie compared angel to her brother. now, angel feels like family to naomi and callie's railing him in the hideaway. his reaction to her request is so endearing, unexpected, especially because she would've never asked something like this of him – to be held – without prompting from producers. she feels so when he wraps his arms around her without question, almost feeling guilty that she'd pictured it like a challenge. "yeah," she nods, "everything's good, i swear." she makes eye contact with adela as she walks by and flashes her a grin and a tiny thumbs-up close to her chest, like, victory, bitch. "you can go now, if you want, i'm like, two seconds from crashing."

josh: he's walking by, minding his own business, used to the tangle of limbs that usually decorate the daybeds. but it's the sight of naomi's face that makes him do a double take, pressed against—fuck, what's that guy's name again? jenny's back-up guard dog, if last night was any indication of it. he doesn't mean to interrupt them, but by the time he recognizes what's going on he's stopped in front of the bed, eyes narrowed despite trying to not completely lose his cool. is this what having a girlfriend means, that she can press her ass against any other guy and it be okay? it doesn't help that he catches the tail end of the grin meant for adela, assuming it's because of angel. "what's so funny?" he asks, with only a little snark. he's trying to check himself, fully aware of how much of a mug he looks like right now, towering over them. "oh sorry, am i interrupting something? i can go." doesn't this guy have a girlfriend? ffs.

angel: it seems like naomi’s halfway to lullaby lane by the way she keeps her back to him, so he’s keen to give her the space she asks for. naturally, it’s then that josh throws a snarky (but only a little) shadow over them. angel’s aware of how it might look, he’s also aware that josh might still be bent out of shape by the presumably un-fun night he promoted for himself, so angel’s willing not to make matters worse. “no, no,” he tells josh as he carefully snakes his arm out from under naomi’s head before leaning over to smack a kiss against her cheek. “don’t throw me in a locker, i’m goin’, swear,” angel tries to show him a smile to imply his joke as he lifts himself off the daybed, then amiably taps josh’s arm. “she was just saying she was, like, mad tired. you two kids feel better, ‘kay?”

naomi: she has to fight the urge to literally facepalm when she hears josh's voice. she thought she'd been more tactical – trying to be quick about this while josh was inside somewhere so she could just regale him with the funny story about it later. maybe on the dance floor at tonight's party. "seriously, don't go," naomi's lips turn downward into a pout as she sits up a little on the daybed, positioning her arms so they push her chest up – like maybe he'll forget to be pissed (or at least he might forget to bother with angel) if she uses the right distraction. she reaches her hand out, beckoning him closer, "c'mere."

josh: "who, me?" a hand reaches out like he's gonna grab her, until it dramatically splays across his chest instead. his head makes a show of moving around, watching angel walk away (completely ignoring him as he got up) and looking around to see if there's anyone else nearby. "i thought you wanted him not to leave," he nods in angel's direction, voice a little too breezy. "it's okay, i can get someone else for you. dylan's gotta be around here somewhere."

naomi: jaw drops comically when he fakes her out, a scoff of disbelief on her lips as she tries to keep from grinning at him. naomi can't help but be amused by the dramatics, because from her vantage point, it's all so silly.  "oh my god, i literally just told him to go," she says, getting up on her knees so that she has the vantage point to try and reach for his hand again, to try and reel him back toward her. "don't be a prick," she's choosing not to play into the low blow any further than that considering the circumstances, "you might as well stick around because i'm not gonna let you go anywhere." she ducks her head slightly to hold his gaze, wishing there was a chill way to tell him to just trust her. "please," is her best attempt, a word she doesn't use too often. "stay."

josh: damnit, why is she smiling? now he wants to smile, momentarily forgetting the whole point of being mad at her for being pressed against some other dude, especially when she's looking up at him like that. stifling an exasperated groan in the back of his throat, he comes a little closer until his knees are nearly against the daybed, reaching down to hook two fingers to the bottom of her chin, drawing her a little closer. when she's looking at him like this, on her knees, it does help his mood. "you're not gonna let me go anywhere?" he scoffs, not sure if he should be entertained or annoyed. he's mostly the latter, but her shamelessness in this moment makes him feel like he's missing something. "you gonna tell me what the hell that was about?" his voice drops a little, not trying to make a scene of the scene he already caused.

naomi: "nope, no bailing now," she says this matter-of-factly, arms snaking around his waist as she rests her chin on his chest. there's still that smile tugging at the corners of her lips, especially as she watches him fight to keep his annoyed resolve. her gaze darkens a little as she looks up at him through her lashes, honestly a bit turned on that he's gotten all bothered about this – she wouldn't like the alternative. "josh," his name comes out like a sigh, though it's a little bit of a placeholder to give her an extra second to gather her words. "we were just laying out and talking, and i started falling asleep. like, it was a late night. i barely realized," she explains, as if she didn't specifically ask angel to hold her. but hey, she's already lying, so might as well. as hot as the edge to his voice is, she doesn't want him pissy at her all day over a stupid challenge. "i'm sorry, i totally wasn't thinking."

josh: josh sees through the puppy dog eyes, he really does. he can only assume that she's laying her charm on thick because she knows he's in the right and doesn't want to admit it. he just wishes that her look wasn't so effective on him, having to glance away to keep any semblance of cool, even if his hand reaches down to run his fingers through her hair—not particularly lightly. jaw tightens slightly at her comment, because it's not like he enjoys hearing that she was sleeping with some other dude, even if it was platonically (or he can only hope it was).  "he was putting you to sleep, then?" josh snorts (derogatory), finally looking back down at her. his hands move to grip the side of her face, two fingers pinching her cheek. "i'm also tired, you know," he says, voice low, "because someone kept me up all night. maybe i should go nap... you think adela's available for a spoon?"

naomi: a low, frustrated moan builds from the back of her throat as he tugs at her hair, surprising even herself with the sound – she didn't expect him to be so rough with her. maybe that's why she expected him to say something more possessive, rather than bringing up another girl. there's hurt that briefly flashes through her eyes before they fill with fire, aware that dare or not, she wouldn't have intended to hurt him. "angel and i are friends. he's just someone i'm comfortable around – it's platonic," she clarifies, because she hadn't really thought that she needed to until now. she doesn't make jokes about fucking him. "is that really what you want to do? you wanna go?" she hopes to call his bluff, her hand reaching up toward her face to touch his. "because i can find someone else to put their hands on me, but if you just don't want anyone else to touch, then say that," her voice is low, more honeyed than it is aggressive though it's not without a certain edge. naomi's gaze meets his as she guides his hand lower so that he can feel her pulse, the rise and fall of her chest – and then she reels back slowly, falling back onto the mattress so she's just propped up by her elbows, looking up at him with dark eyes. "so, which is it?"

josh: "adela and i are friends, too," he counters, "platonic." does platonic count if you wanted to fuck them at one point? it doesn't really matter, because josh thinks he can tell from the look in naomi's eyes that he had made his point. or maybe it's just because he doesn't actually want to go right now, the air between them crackling with intensity—the sexy kind. josh's eyes darken as he looks down at her, holding himself back from touching her exactly how he wants to right now, because of the vague recollection that they're in public. but it's hard for him not to want to react physically when she talks about other people touching her, even if josh knows she doesn't actually mean it. he can feel the rise and fall of her chest beneath the palm of his hand, his own breathing beginning to match hers, even their heartbeats feeling in sync. sometimes it feels like they know each other so well, josh can anticipate her moves; so when she abruptly pulls away to make her point, it doesn't even surprise him. her elbows have only touched the mattress for a beat before he's grabbing her by the ankle and pulling her towards the edge of the bed he's still standing in front of, so when he finally kneels onto it her body's pinned between him, and he's towering over her. "i wasn't aware i needed to clarify that, as your boyfriend." the word feels pointed, but it's only because josh is still trying it on for size. it fits like a new sweater, needing a few more cycles in the wash before it fits snug. "but fine," hands find hers to pin them against the mattress, fingers interlocking with her own, "i don't want anyone else to put their hands on you. least of all some fucking guy." sorry to angel, but he's just some dude. the bottom half of him leans down so their hips are pressed together, and josh gives her a serious look. "okay?"

naomi: god, she's going to owe angel such a massive apology later. if he'll even hear her out, that is, considering he's just been upgraded (or downgraded?) from mere challenge target to foreplay. she's got twice as much to talk to him about now. still, it's hard not to feel like she's won when josh's eyes go dark and he doesn't pull his hand away from her. naomi's usually turned on when josh is pissed, but usually she's pissed too and trying to hold back. this is kind of fun, feels like a new range of territory for them, and her eyes are charting out all of his mannerisms in a new light, the way his jaw tightens, raising the vein in his neck. there's a gasp from her lips that dissolves into surprised laughter as josh tugs her across the mattress, and she's equal parts turned on and amused by josh's macho display of bravado an utter seriousness over the whole situation – one that she has the perspective of knowing that there's absolutely nothing for him to worry about. she's so aware that he's absolutely going to kick himself over this later. naomi's quiet again as he leans closer, gaze flickering between his eyes and his mouth, not sure where to look as he pins her hands above her head. naomi's tongue swipes across her lips to wet them as she nods, wishing that she could lean up to kiss him in this moment, but she doesn't have the range of motion while she's pinned underneath him. her only weapon is her ability to carve her hips into his, which she does, slow and teasing. "okay, baby," her tone is placating, but a little breathless, "you're the only one." she has no idea if the rest of the villa can see them, but she does have the teeniest bit of self-awareness, and interest in more privacy. "now," her tone is measured, wrists tugging lightly to test his grip, "will you take me inside and prove it?"

josh: they go inside and bang.

[chaotixalex]

smooth like butter

aka a small snowbaz drabble

there are no trigger warnings other then some corny ass fluff.

simon sighs. no- not as a sign of boredom but  because he feels at ease. there's nothing chasing him. nothing chasing them. him and baz.

baz. he lies on the sofa, clearly too small for him, his feet in the air. smooth skin of his calf as warm as he can get. only his hair is visible, his head ducked in the corner. a shirt and a fancy knacker he had that left his bum almost out.

"you look nice."

he turns to face simon. he's surprised, he feels rightful to be so. baz's had a day full of shitty people trying to get him to stop. he was groggy and most probably smelly when he came home. it was not the best he's been.

simon hears a muffled "oh."

the spontaneity of the comment surprises both. simon, because he thought he didn't have it in him- he was working on it- baz because- well he looks like shit and simon seemed so out of it.

"well," baz turns to face him now "so do you." he gets up. "as always, if it's any difference."

baz expects a back handed comment, a snide remark. instead simon gets up from the floor, leaving the game open on his phone, and sits on the armrest.

"but you look nicer. especially in my shirt," and baz sits to make room, "and that fancy knacker you have on."

the next words out of simon's mouth makes them turn to each other, "it makes your legs look like butter and i want to take a fucking bite out of 'em."

baz likes this, he fixes a smirk on his face just like he would back in Watford. and simon's brain tries its best to catch up with his mouth. his mouth agape, lips almost red; eyes wide and weezer blue.

"and would you like a side of scones with that, snow?"

Simon wants to deny whatever came out of his mouth. that's his first reaction. the fight or flight. then he scans baz's face. he smirk and the gray eyes as daring and as playful as they get; just like in Watford, he thinks.

"you bet your sweet ass I would."

[basileansoul]

PICK A ROOM and learn how to further deepen your personal connections

Haiyo~! This is my first pick a pile reading so please go easy on me >< though, I am completely open to feedbacks and such ^^

So how this goes, pick which room you’re drawn to the most and scroll to your pile number :>

I’ve basically asked questions such as how do you connect with people? How do your connections typically start out? What helps you keep a connection? What steers you from a connection? Course of action to take in order to deepen a connection, and what to keep in mind.

Enjoy ^^

Pile 1

- Still by Jeff bernat

- Physical touch + quality time, words of affirmation

- Anxious feeling throughout reading (had to really calm myself down)

- The hierophant, reversed judgement, the devil, reversed 6 of cups, the hanged man, queen of wands

- You may tend to gravitate towards people who know what they want and what they’re doing (or seems like they do)

- You might like being provided structure

- You may like a routine

- You’ve made more or maybe even better connections in an educational or workplace environment

- You may have troubles leaving a connection that doesn’t do you good

- May keep a toxic connection for the sake of constancy and consistency

- You may have, for the lack of a better word, a poor judge of character

- May be stubborn yet anxious

- Possible tropical Gemini and/or Vedic Taurus placements

- “I’ll take whoever’s around”

- “It’s whatever” mindset due to anxiety, but may cause more anxiety soon after

- You may not like codependency or when people have too much going on

- You may need to let loose

- Start letting change happen without going “it’s whatever”

- Adapt to change rather than just let life grab you by the dick and swing you around

- Try taking small risks in unrelated or related (your choice) matters

- For example:

- You typically wear a certain style? Change it up a bit and wear something you usually don’t

- Whether you’re a listener or a talker, try doing the opposite

- If you have trouble saying sorry, just YOLO, fuck your ego for a bit, and apologize

- Applies to the struggle of saying no as well

- Cut down your anxiety by only focusing your energy on what’s needed

- If you’re worried about the things unneeded, just repeat, “It’s for me, and what I believe is best for me. What stays stays, what leaves leaves. It will serve me well in the long run”

- In simpler words, to form a deeper connection, be more open

- “Ego is overrated, let vulnerability flow through”

- This change will (maybe) drastically impact your life for the better

Pile 2

- Boyfriend material, and dinner in bed by Gareth.T

- Words of affirmation + acts of service

- Slight joy, simple contentment

- Reversed knight of pentacles, 3 of pentacles, tower, queen of pentacles, the fool, 1 of cups (6 of cups)

- You tend to start out connections through helping them

- “I helped this person and now I’m accidentally friends with them” comical sort of energy

- The more you feel useful, the more you get attached

- Enjoys taking the leadership role when it calls for it

- Words hurt you more

- When someone is verbally unappreciative, you tend to avoid that connection

- You may be very straightforward or just always straight to the point

- Despite being helpful, you may not display much of your feelings

- You may have the tendency to give more than you take

- You may need to let people in in that cold heart of yours

- You can do so by learning to trust people

- Let people listen to you, help you and understand you

- Maybe start with people close to you or possibly people who are open-minded and light-hearted

- Most of you may already be on this process and just need confirmation that you’re on the right path

- Tarot doesn’t determine that, but as of right now, your current energy leads to nothing but roads of abundance and contentment

- Similar to pile 1, though, this pile is more emotionally detached or stone faced

Pile 3

- dear moon by moon tang, only in dreams by weezer

- Have it been hard lately?

- Have you stopped to check on yourself?

- Reversed 10 of wands, reversed queen of wands, reversed page of pentacles, reversed star, 2 of swords, 10 of swords

- Don’t you think you doubt yourself too much?

- Before you think about others, you may need to do some shadow work

- Throughout the reading, I kept getting distracted by the slightest of things, could you be avoiding something and distracting yourself with multiple things?

- You tend to find people when you’re at your lowest or connections come when you’re in need of help (you are like the other end of pile 2’s way of connection)

- When you carry too much, people “introduce” themselves as a potential pillar in your support system

- Have I worded that too harshly?

- Those who are confident attract you

- You may better enjoy the company of those with higher status or skill level as you are

- Those that are like mentors

- On the other hand, you may not like people similar to you or are constantly unsure

- Keep in mind, confidence is an illusion

- Those confident may be the most unsure people on this universe

- Don’t let them deter you from getting closer

- Do you have the tendency to idealize people then get disappointed?

- You may need to be more rational in these connections and try to see a person who they really are

- You may need to actually get the know the person rather than put them on a pedestal that they’re this teacher of yours that rarely makes mistakes

- They’re so much more even if them being a teacher to you means a lot

- Take time for yourself

- Step back and assess yourself

- Reflect

- Try to gain self awareness

- When you find yourself idealizing or glorifying a person, stop yourself and tell yourself that everyone is in need of healing

- Everyone makes mistakes because if not, they’re either lying straight to your face or they’re smart enough to hide it well

- The future is bright

- This is a lesson you must do alone

- No one knows you better than you

- In order to deepen your personal connections, first deepen the connection you have with yourself

Pile 4

- (Only) about live demo by grentperez and time goes “bye” by jex nwalor

- quickest pulls I’ve ever done

- You may be fast-paced, a very busy person or quite spontaneous

- The lovers, reversed 9 of swords, death, 4 of swords, 5 of cups, page of pentacles

- You tend to make or “seal” connections when you’re at your happiest or enjoying yourself

- Some of you may be the one to reach out to these connections

- Some of you may prefer being reached out to

- Very vague, but I struggle to get a read

- Do you guys even have time to get to know people? Or don’t show much of yourself and keep up a facade?

- You may either wait for connections to fade, get turned off by people who truly discover who you are or try to change you (e.g. get you out of your comfort zone)

- Maybe you need to relax and let people see you

- Possible Saturnian (Capricorn and Aquarius) or fire placements

- “Time doesn’t run anywhere, it is linear and takes its time to get to the next hour”

- Not fully sure what it means, but I assume take your time and slow down

- The world isn’t chasing you or dawning in on you

- Its still here, you’re still here in a constant space

- Do you daydream a lot?

- Maybe you need to snap back to reality

- Live in the present, in the moment

- Have you tried mindfulness? It may be just the thing for you

- Woah, a salesman reference

- If you mourn time lost and accumulate regrets from missing out, maybe it’s time to change that

- As previously stated, live in the moment, relax and enjoy

- Maybe then you’ll further deepen connections with people

- Try not to backtrack on things too often

- OH maybe go on hikes, road trips, or just be outdoors

- Nature may help put you in a state of clarity and oneness with the present

- REMEMBER: the present is in front of you, don’t chase after what’s past or what hasn’t happened yet

Pile 5

- Split by NIKI, friendzone by UMI, you’ll be alright by milky day

- Reversed queen of wands, reversed 8 of cups, reversed 6 of wands, queen of swords, death, 8 of wands (knight of wands)

- A carefree spirit, eh?

- I enjoyed doing this reading maybe because of the music or maybe due to your energy

- Very sweet and kind or more so charming

- I am usually quite the clouded person, but I felt light

- Though, under that, you’re quite insecure, huh?

- Do you feel like you have to live up to something?

- Do you feel the need to meet expectations?

- Or do you tend to connect with people who makes you feel that way

- But somehow you stay, why?

- Perhaps, you see good in everyone?

- Oh. The energy kind of shifted

- I’m not sure whether to say this, but all balls, yolo

- It’s my first pick a pile, anyway, I can learn and grow through my wrongs

- When people say “this person’s not doing you good” do you stay still? Fully knowing they’re right? Do you think you can change people?

- I don’t think the people you stay with are toxic, just maybe weighing you down in some way

- I feel a martyr, saviour, white knight like complex

- Some of you may have said complexes or some of you may truly be good

- I’ll let you determine which one you are

- Either way, what deters you from a connection is when people start using you

- When the connection’s no longer genuine, you think, “this sucks lol”

- Or when they don’t display any signs of change or don’t seem to be as influenced by you as much as you’d like them to be

- Please keep a clear mind

- Maybe you don’t communicate as well and tend to work on your own?

- Communication is key for any connection

- Be honest to others, but most importantly, yourselves

- You can’t please or save everyone

- I believe this pile is quite mature, some may just be a bit noncommittal, perhaps?

- Maybe you need a change, though?

- Be on the receiving end of your act

- Let people handle themselves and learn on their own

- Or maybe you’re already satisfied with the way you are and just need to communicate better

- Communication is a deal you make yourself, you just got to speak, which is easier said than done

- That’s why you YOLO it

- I apologize for the lack of advice, this pile had my brain dancing on the center stage

- Woah, this was all over the place, eh?

- This pile took longer than the rest, I may have enjoyed your guys’ energy a bit too much and lost sight of the purpose of the reading

Hope you guys enjoyed the reading >< my asks are open so feel free to give feedback or ask any questions :>

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Ok so . Alberta Weezer. HAKLRJTLKA

Cw ahead of time for anyone else for child abuse n inhumane experiments death everything in that range basically . Also this is obviously abridged I'm one autisitc cat speaking take this all with some salt and homosexuality

Ok so <3 Albert Wesker !! To start off things there's the umbrella corporation, which is a pharmaceutical company started by a few guys but most notable rn is Spencer. As expected by a giant company they're fucking Evil Actually and Spencer strives to find out how to become immortal ! Fun. He discovers a virus that can grant someone super powers basically, if they survive it. It has a VERY low chance of not killing it's host and even if it doesn't it almost always leads to the subject being terminally ill. So ofc he decides the best way to test this out is to kidnap a bunch of kids based on their genes (basically set to be super smart from birth or whatever) and raise them to be perfect. The top 13 kids from this program, which while not gone into detail in canon is implied to be.. as bad as you'd expect and Albert's hatred of Spencer says a lot too BUT back to the virus shit. As a late teen Albert and his adoptive sister, Alex, who was also part of the experiment are against their will injected with the progenitor virus.

Albert and Alex are the only kids to survive the virus, Alex is left terminally ill and Albert... Is a success. For note Alex was the top in the project, Albert was the second. Wesker also isn't their real last name, project Wesker is where he gets his last name from as they gave all the kids that last name. ANYWAY after this, Albert having gotten a degree in virology by this point at the age of 17 because he's a super smart guy, he's then taken to study at the umbrella training facility up in the Appalachian mountains while Alex stays and works close with Spencer.

The head of the facility is fucking horrible, Dr Marcus experiments on his own students in. Very very horrible ways. Iron maidens, gas chambers, dissections, anything to study the way the body reacts to the new virus he created from the one Albert was given.. the T Virus. Albert is spared mostly from these experiments as he is deemed important to umbrella and made a head researcher by Marcus ! Along side other child prodigy William Birkin :] !! William is Albert's one friend ever basically, they meet at the facility and remain friends up until well. We'll get there. There's also only one bedroom for the chief researchers which is really suspicious what do u mean Capcom gay p

ANYWAY! Eventually Spencer gets too worried about Marcus betraying him and hires him to be assassinated and William and Albert r like ^^ yahoo yippie!!!!!!!!!! And participate in it and watch him die and everything but it's resident evil so he doesn't stay dead. BUT THATS NOT IMPORTANT RN William takes his research on the T virus and him and Albert go to work at umbrella for reals this time as the facility is shut down.

They work together, making plans to betray umbrella together. William creates his own virus, the G virus, and Albert goes undercover in the local cities police station as the captain of their special unit STARS. Wesker skips around with his team and they're silly and he says he never cared for them but he's really bad at showing that then HAKFJSKSN. Eventually Wesker goes through with his side of the plan, leading STARS back to the old mansion to test out the T virus's power and see if the monsters it creates can best military trained personal. William meanwhile is still perfecting G.

Things however don't go as planned because Wesker for Some Reason decides not to kill Chris Jill and Rebecca and instead leads them around and monologues to them at the end and Chris calls him pathetic it's super funny. Wesker gets pissed at being called out on his pathetic behavior and releases the T virus's greatest creation, a Tyrant. However the tyrant turns on him, impaling him and flinging him across the room.

There Albert is left assumed dead but thanks to his silly little virus he doesn't die. Chris and co kill the tyrant and escape while Wesker starts his recovery and.. gasps... His eyes turn orange and his pupils change to cat puipls. Catboy time I guess. Umbrella found out his ass was betraying them and locks him out and is SUPER pissed. This leads to them also finding out about Williams side of the coin, which leads to his assassination like.. two weeks later I believe.

That is when re2 happens aka the racoon city outbreak because Birkin spills evil virus chemicals everywhere after he's shot HEOTJSKA oops ! He also, before he dies, injects himself with the G virus in hopes he'll survive... He is not compatible. Williams body is slowly overcome with flesh and bone and muscle and eventually his body is no longer even visible in the mass of flesh. Its unknown how long he was sentient during this, but eventually he is for sure dead.

During all the chaos of this, near the end of things Wesker saves agent Ada Wong from death and offers her to work for him again, as she was his spy already, and she says yes. They leave racoon city before it's nuked due to the unstoppable zombie outbreak, and this begins Weskers real supervillain bitch arc.

Next game in his timeline is code Veronica but I haven't finished that game yet so I don't know everything oops ! Him and Chris fist fight though and he gets burned at the end and laughs evily and skips off I know that .

After that he shows up again in re4, where he's not actually there but cameos through phone calls with Ada as she works to get him a sample of the plagas parasite for his evil plans. In the original re4 he also has Leon Kennedys crazy (ex) old co worker working for him but in the remake Krauser works for the cult so shrugs pick ur poison. Either way, Ada ends up betraying him because she kinda goes ok ur a little crazy dude . And like yeah no shit . HELFKDPALALB he's pissed but like oh well he makes do

Now we get to his last game he shows up in re5 which I .also haven't finished HAODKGPSJALA THSRES A LOT OF GAME S but I do know a lot of what happens. Kinda. Wesker kills Spencer at the bastards mansion, but not after Spencer tells him Wesker was never important and was simply a stepping stone in Spencer's plans to become a god and that his ideals and plans were all his instilled at a young age into him. Wesker gets pissed and rips his heart out mortal combat style and then Chris and Jill show up and are like CUNT !! BIYCJ!!! and they fight Jill shoves Wesker out a window and they both fly out into the ocean sad anyway cut uh sometime later. Ofc they're both alive and Wesker has Jill working for him now as he plans to release the virus HE created the oroborus virus in his plans to basically kill everyone who isn't compatible with the virus because ? Idk tbh he's just having a hashtag girl moment idk man . There's also excella who is his right hand but she wants him really badly but he does Not like her back at all the scenes r so awkward I hate it

Anyway yeah as expected Chris shows up they have their weird gay fights and banter and all that, Chris and Jill stop his stupid plan and he gets super pissed and fuses with oroborus himself and attacks them. They end up in a volcano ? Idk how Chris punches bolders n shit in there and they knock Wesker into the lava at some point and he's like uhm this won't kill me and they're like ok and blow him up with rocket launchers THE END ding dong the bitch is dead . He is actually dead this time, sadly, because he's a fun and also funny villain .

Good lord I'm so sorry this is so much does this even make sense ? I don't know. <3

sorry i had to read this like 3 times in order to get it (my reading comprehension is terrible) but holy shit hes a fucked up guy ....... i love that he just has a whole joker arc after his manguy dies i think thats funny. hes so weird

[theygotlost]

FRANCIS. and donnie. and…… 🙈 ezzie… ezzie dax.

jesus christ this is long. im putting it under a readmore

franny:

Sexuality Headcanon: bisexual. I don't think he realized it until his teen/adult years and now it doesnt really affect his life much now since he married piama so young but I can also see him using the fact he likes men as a way to rebel against lois (sidnote i wouldnt really consider lois homophobic if any of her kids came out she would be like "well i believe in equality so I'm going to make all you boys' lives equally miserable regardless of your sexuality. idgaf if you're gay go clean the toilet". um anyway). i just think it would be funny if piama had a celebrity crush or something and she was like wow hes sooo hot and francis would b like yeah he is 🤨😳

Gender Headcanon: i think hes a whiny little cis boy sorry. francisgender

A ship I have with said character: i do think he and piama are cute together :) i just wish she was in the show more and had an actual personality and stuff >:(((((((

A BROTP I have with said character: I like when he's with the rest of his family and gets to hang out with his brothers :) DEWER ESPECIALLY there is something so special to me abt him taking care of dewey and being kinder to him than malcolm and reese are

A NOTP I have with said character: Any other time in the early seasons when he dated a random girl for 1 episode i was like. um ok? but i didnt really HATE any of those

A random headcanon: uhhhh i feel like i should have something prepared to say here but idk. I think he listens to. weezer. fuck this 

General Opinion over said character: FEMINIST WOMEN LOVE FRANCIS. also you already know every opinion ive ever had about francis already but hes so pathetic and stupid I need to squish him between my thumb and forefinger

don of tello lol:

Sexuality Headcanon: HES SO GAYBOY. LOOK AT HIS GAY ASS ANIME GIRL STANCE WHAT IS THISSSSSS

Gender Headcanon: i dont think he is cis or trans i think he is a turtle . i think he can swimming in the water for algaes.  hope this helps

A ship I have with said character: nobody... tbh the ninja turtles are kinda unshippable to me. theyre just Creatures they dont “date”. But im not that far into the show yet so maybe there is another character that he can have a yaoi moment with later. But im not counting on it

A BROTP I have with said character: obviously all 4 of da turtle brothers are awesome together but DONNIE AND MIKEY ARE BESTIE VIBES!! Theyre my 2 favorites and i love their dynamic esp since they get paired up kinda often. I feel like they are the closest to each other out of all of them cause they’re both kind of the “weird” ones. Theyre neurodivergent and a minor. Also i like that donnie calls mikey “michael” its funny

A NOTP I have with said character: theres not really any viable shipping options to like or dislike . other than like the really reprehensible stuff like incest which is just like Why. do you know how sad and upsetting it is that so many tmnt blogs have to stipulate “no incest” in their bio? Can we all be normal and regular please?

A random headcanon: definitely the most online guy. Its really funny to enivision him being like a discord mod and getting into fights with people on reddit. Basically this 👇

General Opinion over said character:  he’s kind so annoying but in a funny and endearing way (much like many of my favorite guys...) but he ourple so that makes up for it. My favorite tutle

ezzie:

Sexuality Headcanon: Dax and all their symbionts are like. Inherently and canonically bisexy

Gender Headcanon: everyone likes to take the “I’m having trouble with my pronouns!!” line out of context 😑 but for real she said “some mornings I don’t know if im a man or a woman until i pull back the sheet” which um... kinda transphobic... we CANCEL the ezri!!!! Jk she can be whatever you want baby. Any pronouns 

A ship I have with said character: MIRROR EZRI INTENDANT KIRA HOT SOAPY BOOBS YURI LESBIAN KISS

A BROTP I have with said character: she has no friends lol sorry. Theres not really any bestie vibes between her and sisko the way there was with jadzia

A NOTP I have with said character: ONE MILLION TIMES JEZRI. WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY!!!! umm also when she started making out with worf i was like fml. That episode got me feeling so worfzia warrior but only because i was thinking “damn i wish jadzia was still here and worf was making out with jadzia instead.” it just feels weird to me 

A random headcanon: idk what do you want me to say. shes so tumblrina.General Opinion over said character: i know ive tormented you enough with the senorita awesome video but that really is how i see her. Im so sorry sam please dont be mad at me but I just don’t like her that much. She’s so #QUIRKY and its really grating. And I know that she didn’t formally complete her training but she is NOT a good ship’s counselor. If i went to my therapist and told her i was depressed or whatever and she was like “yeah sometimes i wanna kill myself too 😋 the #intrusivethoughts are so AWKO TACO!!” i think i would blow my brains out. But in Field of Fire when she was trying to solve that murder case and was hunting down that vulcan guy with a cool gun that was the ONE epsiode where i liked her and thought she was cool. I would like her more if she was badass like that more of the time