#welsome to night vale

[thisdastampdoesnotexist]

[skeletelestic]

I was emotionally unprepared for Part B.

[invisible-teacup]

expand this part where I talk to you at the beginning into its own lengthy spin-off podcast

[graveerie]

Believe in a smiling god!

[autisticsimon-archive-blog]

Oh my god ITS KEVIN! ITS TOTALLY KEVIN! OH SHIT IM NOT OKAY!

[chewbaccazm]

The Greater Night Vale Medical Communtiy

is following me...why I don't but it can't be good...right? >.>

[thequeenofhell]

Tomorrow is September WHAT IS HAPPENING IS TIME GOING FASTER CARLOS EXPLAIN.

[queenhare]

"Hello listeners. To start things off I’ve been asked to read this brief notice: the city council announces the opening of a new dog park at the corner of Earl and Summerset near the Ralph’s. They would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the dog park. People are not allowed in the dog park. It is possible you will see hooded figures in the dog park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the dog park. The fence is electrified and highly dangerous. Try not to look at the dog park, and especially do not look for any period of time at the hooded figures. The dog park will not harm you."

- Welcome to Night Vale.  Episode 1: Pilot

A quote from Welcome to Night Vale made up into a sign found on the railings outside the dog park.  Strange that it's so worn- I thought the dog park was brand new?  Not that I've been thinking about the dog park, of course.  Nope, not even a bit.

[perpetuallyawesome]

oops

started to listen to Welcome to Night Vale

oooooooooooooooooppsssss

[myrtlewilson]

imagine the fact that if cecil really is the physical embodiment of night vale itself and cecil falls in love with carlos, i feel like night vale would fall in love with carlos too, just a little bit

like he would never hit a red light on his way into work and whenever he passed by a krispy kreme and he was hungry the hot light would miraculously be on, or he would get the last box of cereal at the super market or a slice fresh out of the oven from big rico's and like it's just little things that night vale would provide for carlos that would make him smile a tiny smile at the serendipity of it all, not realizing it's cecil

and carlos' little smile would make cecil grin all day long 

[autisticsimon-archive-blog]

I CHANGED MY MIND I DONT LIKE EPISODE 46!!!