#wether goat

[rmspeltzfarm]

Country Girl Success in the Ring

[seabeck]

Guess why he made this face

[t3a-gh0st]

Joey “does ted know that Pete died…from birds”

IM GONNA LOSE IT

[iluminated-goat]

I bring doodles! And- *I grab the can of meads mid air, I fumble with it and it falls on the ground, loudly, it echoes* I bring more pregnant Stan lore!! I had some ideas for it for a while but I didn't have the motivation or time to do them, but coming back made me want to get on the flow again! I want to thank my friends and all the people that liked my posts :) I truly appreciate you all

NOW TO THE LORE BABY! I wanted to explore more of Stan's relationships here, and how he ended up getting them (since he's living in Gravity Falls

Begrudgingly allies to queer platonic Fiddlestan my beloved. Ford and Fiddleford's fallout doesn't start outright with the portal, rather than Fidd's apprehension about it and Ford's "Muse". Needless to say, they have some arguments and discussions about it, some harsher than normal. At some point, Fidds just goes away from the Shack and goes to Stan to distract himself/calm down; mostly bc Stan's the closest and they're on deeper speaking terms. Not friends, but not strangers either; Fiddleford just need someone relatively normal now.

Stan's awkward as hell about it, he doesn't know much about Fiddleford, being on arms length with the man. Having someone breaking down in front of you and in your home while you're trying to sleep with someone kicking your bladder is... Hard. But listen, he's been on the far end of the stick too many times, and he knows that being alone with your thoughts is a dangerous thing - much less in that state. So, hesitantly, he lets him stay for the night, which turns into a week, which turns into when he's actually stable to leave-

So slowly, they form this camaraderie, slowly getting to know each other (mostly on the left foot bc Stan's still too hesitant to open up/casually meet people and Fiddleford is just too... nice).

Needless to say, Stan is not having that shit. He may or not be projecting but he is not letting this fact just fly away to the sun and evaporate like nothing, he has Fidds almost hound his family to come to Gravity Falls or to at least make sure to visit them (not just calls). Fuck him, Stan will take the risk of having his throat slit while they stay in his house just so they can be together (Ford is definitely NOT clawing at walls with jealousy and envy that Fiddleford got closer to Stan first)

And also because I'm a firm believer and lover of Stan having girl/female friendships, no I will not elaborate. And because I love Emma-May and Tate (I definitely need to draw them more), idk why but I feel like they would be a cool team these two (and because they have fluffy hair, but that's another story). Stan becoming an honorary uncle to Tate and taking care of him whenever his parents have to work or rest (plus, he's kinda preparing for his little one too, and Little Tate is just too cute for him to handle).

So while he has a somewhat established relationship with the McGucket's (and then slowly adopting him in their circle), Ford and Stan are still... tolerable, rough on the corners. They talk, but it's not the same. Both of the want to reconnect, they feel that want to be close again, even if it's not the same as before. The thing is that both of them are too stubborn/afraid to do so, plus, they're both leading their lives in different ways, how would that work? Plus, they don't even know each other anymore after their separation, how much did they change after there 10 years?

And Bill isn't helping the case, at all. Stan doesn't even know the guy, but the dude just decided that he wants him dead. Stan doesn't trust him. For as much as he respects and loves his brother, nothing will ever make him want to be in the same room as that thing. It makes too much promises and says just the right things to make you fall right on their hands, it makes him uneasy and bring back memories he'd rather not discuss.

A bit of info: the astronaut comes from the phrase "your mother's an astronaut", which means she was a drug addict while pregnant and her child came out with birth defects. Yeah, those two fucking hate each other - the problem is that Stan will bite back and not take his shit (he can insult him all he wants but the moment he even talks about his baby the restraint is out the window). As much as he wants to hit him, he doesn't want to injure his brother (as hard as that is) and Cipher doesn't harm him physically because Ford would lose some trust in him and that would attract too much attention, so verbal jabs it is.

The thing is that after some time, Stan just see Bill as this... Bratty kid. Throwing a tantrum anytime things don't go his way, and that's simultaneously terrifying and hilarious considering he's a god-knows-how-old demon with the power to bend their reality. Sometimes he can't help but just, lock him in place or speak to him in this tired voice because "dude I just want to raise my kid and I'm trying to sleep, you're making noise, you're not being scary you're just being an asshole. And quit hurting yourself I'm the one that's doing your bandages and that's not even your body your asymmetrical bastard".

So while Ford doesn't wake up to Bill's true intentions, someone has to keep the reins in the Shack and occasionally, MYSTERIOUSLY, slow down the construction of the portal. He has Bill fuming while angrily flipping medical book pages to see what could cause a miscarriage or birth defects (it doesn't work and that makes him want to scream).

Also I want to explore more of Stan's psychologic with his pregnancy and the horrors of getting accostumated to it (he's happy but listen his dick changed to a vagina, his entire body is changing, that's kinda wild to think about) but it'll definitely take some time before I start bc I have upcoming tests (⁠〒⁠﹏⁠〒⁠) but once again, thank you all for your attention and reading this far :D!!

[tetedurfarm]

august wants to know if you have games on your phone

[goatvetoz]

PROS of keeping males entire = faster growth rate as a kid, less pain from banding or surgical castration (this can by mitigated by using local and pain relief for castration). If castrated too early i.e. before 8 to 10 weeks then the diameter of the urethra is reduced possibly making them more prone to urinary calculi (although entire bucks also get urinary calculi as many factors involved). CONS of keeping males entire = A buck kid can get his sisters and half sisters pregnant at 3 months and this early kidding can have risks for these doe kids as too small and can stunt their growth. Entire males are very smelly as urinate on their faces and front legs and have a musk gland behind their polls on their heads. They can be aggressive to other males. Wethered males grow taller than bucks and does which can be useful for pack goats.

[saltysaltdog]

So people like to give the lamb’s bell some cultural meaning unique to them, but i don't think ive seen anyone mention a bellwether.

A bellwether is the sheep who the shepard puts a bell on so they always knows where the flock is. Where they go the rest of the sheep will follow, so its more or less marking the leader of the flock.

(We are going to ignore the etymology where the wether part refers to the ram/goat being castrated, as that is because sheeps tend to form herds with one male and many female sheep and farmers need to control flock populations.)

Narinder (Shamura for goat) knows enough about to sheep to mark them with a bell to denote leadership. And thats kinda cute.

[ludwigoat909]

Ueeeh why did I stumble about a fucking terf nest knowing damn well the horseshit I was gonna see.

[rmspeltzfarm]

Teach them Boys to be RIGHT

[legendofmorons]

How would the chain react to a reader that has fainting spells? As in;

They'd know they're about to faint because of the bad nausea and tunnel vision, but they just "Oh hey, I'm about to faint by the way, don't worry about it." and keep doing whatever they were doing or walking with them.

[I deal with them due to low iron + probably some other stuff, I plan on getting it checked. So anyone else who does/might. Don't panic, if you are going to faint and you know it, just gently lower yourself to the ground, if you can't get down just make sure you're not going to hit your head.]

[[0/10 makes you feel sick.]]

Oh anon, first of all low iron is a real downer and I am glad you have warning signs for fainting. Fainting with (AND WITHOUT) warning can be scary as both the witness and the person fainting.

Chain and your fainting spells

Four - he asks you about the causes and what he should do when it happens.

Hyrule - as a healer, he's fairly prepared. He's trying to up your iron intake, and he's pretty much always there to make sure you don't hit your head. He'll ask you questions and adjust his methods however you need.

Legend - The first time it happens, he Freaks Out. After that, he asks you about what happened, and he is giving you any magic item he has that might help soften any fall you have.

Sky - probably the most prepared, I feel like he's been had friends who faint, the fact that you have the ability to warn him is good. He's always going to make sure you don't hit your head. He will try to help you prepare.

Time - this man probably always has something soft to try to put down for you. If he can't help that way, he's happy to help you with whatever the recovery looks like.

Twilight - catches you anytime you need it, he wrestles goats, he can help you. Probably another boy trying to get your iron intake up. If too much movement makes sit worse he'll carry you or have you ride Epona.

Warriors - he's probably the most straightforward. He'll just ask you what happens and what you need him to do and will then do it to the best of his abilities. If you need anything, he's making it happen.

Wild - This sweetheart is probably cooking to up iron intake wether that's with red meat (if you eat meat) or with cast iron pans. He's pretty much always willing to shove anything out of the way to help you down gently

Wind - least prepared BUT he learns quick. He'll move things out of the way so you can get low/ not worry about hitting your head. He dosen’t understand the cause but he's more than willing to help you with meds or whatever.

[fern-bug-20]

so a lot of y’all ain’t got a clue in hell what a stock show is.

So those of you who have no clue what a stock show is-

it’s where kids ages 5-21 get animals through two programs ( 4H or FFA) and we get them at varying times in the year to raise them to market weight for show.

We train our animals for something called showmanship, which is basically the art of looking good. Goats use halters, Cattle use halters and these long ass canes to scratch their bellies, Pigs use special whip, and sheep people just use halters and occasionally their hands??

( I’m not a sheep person, I ain’t got a fucking clue)

but our main thing that we’re graded on there is our performance: keeping eye contact with the judge, keeping our animal moving, and showing off all angles of our livestock to the judge.

then we have the market/breeding class

in that, we are not judged, but our animals are. they are ranked on their more desirable traits and are placed from 1st, to about 10th, everyone else from that class is dismissed. From that, the top three are weighed and the top two are brought back for the grand drive of that breed. the grand drive picks the ultimate winner of the breed or the entire part of that show.

if you win either of these categories, you win a butt load of money from sponsors, you win belt buckles, a banner, and get a back drop picture with your livestock and your family!

I hope that clears everything up!!! Don’t be scared to comment questions!!

Would it be cheesy if I made a AOT fic but had it as a stock show AU?

those who get it, get it.

those who don’t, don’t. Stock shows have four categories of large livestock-

the Cattle showmen , the Lamb showmen, the Goat showmen, and the Swine Showmen. All of which come with their respective difficulties and challenges- and most importantly- drama. Idk but I think a stock show AOT fic would be absolutely hilarious and witty

@wintrrxxo @dressycobra7

[emichanted]

HIII i saw your bf chigiri headcanons and looked at the bllk masterlist to notice that my goat meguru bachira wasn't there, SOOO I wanted to ask if you could make a bf bachira headcanon thing!! i love my goat sm and it would be super cool since you seem like a super cool writer (I have yet to read all of the bllk masterlist 🥀) so I would really love it if you could make a bachira version pretty please with a cherry on top!! thank you!!

A/N: I love Bachira sm, if you'd seen my bedroom you'd know ahaha. I'm sorry there's a lack of fanfics on my masterlist for him. I have a lot for him I'm working on and I will have them out soon, I promise!

Contains: GenderNeutral!Reader, fluff, slightly suggestive towards the end.

Boyfriend!Bachira is incredibly affectionate. He loves physical touch and is always holdimg onto you, wether is just holding your hand, or having your hold onto his arm. He especially loves your late night cuddles.

Boyfriend!Bachira is a big fan of surprises. He'll randomly show up with your favorite snacks or plan spontaneous dates. He just loves to see that smile on your face.

Boyfriend!Bachira is always up for fun. Whether it's playing video games, going to an amusement park, or just goofing around at home, he just wants to have fun with you, no matter what it is.

Boyfriend!Bachira is very supportive of your dreams and ambitions. He's your biggest cheerleader and will do anything to help you succeed. He'll always hype you up!

Boyfriend!Bachira is a bit of a foodie. He loves trying new foods and will drag you to all sorts of restaurants and cafes.

Boyfriend!Bachira isn't always the best at expressing his feelings verbally, but he shows his love through his actions and gestures, like giving you flowers. And not just for special occasion, he'll give them to you "just because".

Boyfriend!Bachira can be a bit of a space cadet. Sometimes he gets lost in his own thoughts and forgets what's going on around him. But just hearing you say his name will bring him back to reality.

Boyfriend!Bachira loves to tease you playfully, but he'd never do anything to hurt your feelings.

Boyfriend!Bachira is fiercely loyal. Once he cares about you, he'll always have your back.

Boyfriend!Bachira is a very good listener. He might not always understand everything, but he'll always listen to your problems and offer support in the best way he can.

Boyfriend!Bachira loves when you get new clothes. He will always ask for a fashion show, trying his best not to rip them right off you...

Overall, Boyfriend!Bachira just wants to be there with you whenever he can and will always try to cheer you up whenever you're sad. He loves his partner, and will do anything for them.

Masterlist.

[tetedurfarm]

i don't know at what point i should give up with the kids this year....i don't know what i am doing to make them all hate me so much considering i am doing the exact same thing as last year and last year's kids (bar two who had an evil mom) loved me. Beet likes me but I don't actually know why because again, i did the exact same thing to her that i've done with turnip, garlic, and radish. and radish and garlic's mom is my best friend that follows me everywhere i go. so why then are her kids just absolutely refusing to tame up? i thought i was getting somewhere last week but they have gone right back to running away from me anytime i move a single inch somehow over the weekend. the only thing i can think of to do is to make them eat from a bottle in the morning and let them out to mom after milking?? but also like man do i want to deal with the screaming and the frustration and the wasted milk when at this point i also could just give up and turn them out and make my routine a little easier.

i am not even keeping garlic and radish but it is just so fucking annoying to exist around animals that aren't tame because it's a fight every time i have to give them any kind of medical care or herd them into an enclosed area or just....anything. the only reason i'm not considering turnip a lost cause is i think i can at least make her handleable enough to be led to the stand and milked and fed by hand like phoebe, but in the meantime dealing with her is a massive pain in my ass. i'm considering stanchion training her early to try and see if that works even if she's young because jesus christ i hate dealing with wild animals lol. and even then she's on real thin ice depending on if daisy is pregnant and what she pops out cos i COULD just half bottle raise her doeling instead and bypass both horns and turnip's bullshit

[woundedheartwithin]

A girl and her goat ❤️

[child0feden]

TOO MUCH

pelle “ dead ” ohlin x reader

- nsfw headcanons for overstimulation with pelle!

someone requested this and i was like, you know, this could actually fit into kinktober so i could knock two balls out of the park <3

- requested by anon | part two of kinktober | view my metal masterlists here and here

reading music recommendations: a wind upon the open fields by jute gyt - dead angels by funeral goat

* 18 + content ahead, please do not read if you are a minor *

- overstimulating pelle is not a hard task to do at all… the man is so unused to pleasure, so unused to feeling good that nearly every time in your early dating days, when he was still very much getting used to the new activities and unfamiliar feelings, you would almost always accidentally overstimulate him during sex!

✩ wether it be trying to ride him right into a second round, not realising just how spent he is and how much of a head rush he has or grinding your hips down against his cock as his body lays on top of yours, not realising how much his arms ache from holding his weight up above you and how sensitive his cock is as it softens inside of you…

- to put it very bluntly, pelle is extremely easy to overstimulate, he is incredibly sensitive even in the months after you take his virginity, it takes a long while for him to ever get used to sexual pleasure

✩ though one thing it took a while to get around to was oral with pelle! he had ate you out many times before, especially on your period, but whenever he was horny and wanted to receive sexual pleasure, he always just wanted to have full on sex, he always wanted to bury himself in your warmth and paint your insides with his cum, using your insides as a canvas for lewd art…

- but it is still pretty early after taking his virginity when he feels like having his cock sucked for the first time, when he finally lets you drop to your knees without pulling you up and taking your panties off, without wanting more, when he finally feels like doing something other then being cocooned in your warmth or lapping at your wet cunt like a starved man

✩ as usual, the time that he finally feels up to it is during the dead of night, when the sun is completely hidden from sight and only the moon is shining through the window of your shared bedroom in the band house! with you and pelle being the only ones awake, sitting on your shared bed together as you talk to him about whatever topic comes to mind whilst pelle just watches your soft lips move as you talk, watching as your pink lips jut out in an unknowing pout when you realise he has completely zoned out, laughing softly when he quickly looks back up to meet your eyes with a slightly lustful look in his eyes, mumbling quietly to you when he realised he has been caught staring at your lips

“ sorry… just… you have nice lips, i’m sorry… ” ( he only ever apologises this much to you, he is so damn terrified of accidentally creeping you out and scaring you off )

- pelle will not tell you what he wants, definitely not! he is still so shy with actually telling you, with actually admitting that he wants to feel good… but lucky for him, it is not hard to see when pelle is horny, you know him like the back of your hand and you see the want in his eyes clear as day, you see the slight tent forming in his ripped up blue jeans as he keeps his eyes trained downwards, it is only when you ask him softly yet bluntly if he wants a blowjob that he looks up with wide blue eyes and a slightly gaping mouth, obviously still not used to how straight to the point you are, still not used to how eager you are to please him… and yet he lets out a shaky breath before nodding his head, quickly moving his body to sit straighter up against the wall at the head of the bed as you crawl down the springy mattress and kneel next to his legs, your eyes looking up to watch lovingly as he blushes a deep red, to watch as his pale hands rest atop his thighs limply, shaking slightly with… excitement? nervousness? fear? you think it might just be a mix of both!

✩ it is only when you take your eyes off him, tilting your head downwards towards his crotch as your hands go to undo his jeans that he looks down at you, his mouth dropped open to release heavy and ragged breaths, pupils dilated and black almost completely taking over his blue eyes as he watches your hands unzip his fly before pulling both his boxers and jeans down his thighs, his fists clenching slightly atop his thighs at the feeling of cold air against his cock as it springs up from under his black cotton boxers, already rock hard and practically begging for relief as pearly little drops of pre cum ooze from the tip, it almost makes you drool as you look at it, licking your lips to soften them up a little before leaning your head down and taking his cock into your warm and welcoming mouth

- the feeling is so… different for pelle, so unlike the feeling of being buried deep inside of your tight cunt, so unlike the feeling of his own cold hand wrapped around his cock those few times he ever jerked off, so unlike anything he has ever felt before… it feels so new but so good, causing him to immediately release a sharp and loud moan as you take him all the way into your mouth, allowing his cock to brush against the very back of your warm throat before licking back up to his tip just to repeat the motion over and over, bringing your hand up to stroke his cock as you go! pelle is a goner, it does not take a genius to see it as he throws his head back, accidentally banging it against the hard white wall with a thump but he does not even register the slight pain to his skull, too overrun with pleasure as you suck him off, both of his pale hands rising from their place on his thighs and coming to hold your head, guiding your movements faster and deeper as his fingers tangle in your hair with an accidental roughness that makes you moan around him, the vibrations only giving him more pleasure as his mouth drops open again to release strings of deep moans and some desperate curses, even some quiet pleas for more, for you to take him deeper and for you to moan around him once more

“ please… please, keep going… feels so good… your mouth feels so good… fuck! ” ( you have no clue what he says in swedish, you think some of it might just be gibberish as his mind is wracked with pleasure but you can recognise some words as definitely curses )

✩ it does not take long for pelle to cum, with your warm mouth only taking him deeper each time you slide your head down onto him, his hands tangling in your hair tighter and guiding you even faster which makes you quicken your hand movements at the base of his cock to match your head movements! pelle just cannot stop moaning as you go, letting out a jumbled mess of gasps and scratchy moans, his toes are clenching tightly in his white socks as he feels a coil in his lower stomach, a warm heat taking over his usually cold body as he shoots salty white ropes into your mouth, holding your head down to the base of his cock as his cum paints the back of your pink throat and panting heavily in between low moans as his knees jut slightly from pleasure… but you do not pull your head off him when he loosens his hand from your hair and begins to stroke it softly instead, no, you keep going, you begin moving your head up and down once again as his upper body lurches at the feeling

- his vision quickly becomes spotted and blurred as he feels you taking his sensitive cock deeper into your throat once again, swallowing his cum from around him as his mouth gapes open, loud and desperate moans echoing through the room and surely waking at least one of his band mates up through the thin walls but they must be too proud of pelle for getting laid to bang against the walls or yell because it never comes… but pelle never pulls your head off him, never tries to tell you to stop or make any indication that he does not want you to keep going because somehow, he does still want the pleasure, even when the pleasure is beginning to mix with the slight pain of overstimulation, he wants it so bad… the mix of pleasure and pain is heavenly to him and he thinks maybe he might just be dying from pleasure when his vision begins to darken and suddenly, his mind is thrust into complete darkness as his eyes roll back into his head..

✩ at first, you do not even realise he passed out! you take the silence after that last deep moan as him being too deep in pleasure to even make another sound, you take his hands loosening around your hair as him not wanting to pull your hair and possibly hurt you…

- it is only when you trail your eyes up his body, landing on his face that your eyes widen and you quickly pull your wet mouth off his cock and lean over him, finally noticing his rolled back eyes and red flushed face, finally nothing that he passed the fuck out from you continuing to suck him off after he came in your mouth once! you feel horrible as pet his cold cheek softly, quietly mumbling apologies and curse words towards yourself as you realise just how crazy this is, how you actually just knocked him out by sucking him off a little too much! you take the time of him being passed out to tuck his cock back into his boxers and brush some of his long blonde hair out of his heated face, simply laying flat on your stomach beside him as you nervously bite your nails and wait for him to awake from his sudden slumber, checking every couple of seconds that he definitely is still breathing, always beyond thrown off by how actually dead he looks when sleeping… this would look terrible on your record! killing your boyfriend by sucking him off to much? by accidentally overstimulating him? i mean, the thought would make you laugh if you were not so genuinely worried…

✩ when pelle does wake up, he is beyond confused about what happened, he almost thinks he was dreaming the whole thing as he sees his cock is tucked away in his pants and you are not leaning over him with that sultry look in your eyes as you look up at him with his cock in your mouth… at least he thinks it was all a dream until you squeak out an apology from beside him, looking at him with an apologetic look painted across your face whilst telling him how sorry you are and how you totally should have just stopped, quickly asking him if he wants any water or tea or really anything but shutting up when he slowly shakes his head, beginning to talk in a slightly raspy voice when you calm down a bit and quiet down

“ it’s okay… you didn’t do anything wrong, nothing… it felt good, just… too much… ” ( and it did feel crazy good to him! he felt like he was about to die from pleasure, what a dreamy way to go… but he does not want you to think that he was hurting or annoyed by you accidentally overstimulating him )

- it does not take long for pelle to fully recover from his sudden loss of consciousness as his head begins to level out, feeling more and more less lightheaded as the seconds tick by! but he can see you are still feeling a little guilty, he can read you so well and he just takes your hands to pull you over from beside him, pulling your body on top of his and moving his hands the back of your head to pull you down to meet him in an eskimo kiss, rubbing his boney nose against your as you settle on top of him, flashing a smile at you as you flash one back, moving your head to rest on his shoulder as he strokes your back whilst you talk to him, making soft conversation through the night as the moon watches through the window <3

[pacificremains]

Big ol goat skull. Best guess from size and color (when found) is Boer wether.