#whack job

[loverboybrightsideghost]

HE WANTS TO WATCH A MOVIE

[novelswithariana]

What an episode! The plot twist was mind-blowing. I definitely didn't see that coming.

[wanderinggreyzombiegaze]

"whack job" Steven J. King, revised 2023, mixed media

[your-stranger-halfblood-things]

I will sell you my vital organs for a scream post today

Billy: Hm, organs, you say?

Billy: No thanks, I have Stu if I want organs

Stu, on the kitchen table, cut open: Yup!

Stu *shaky thumbs up*

[demontobee]

Biblically accurate Bildad: Sorry to break it to you Job, but you probably had it coming your way. You’re not as innocent as you claim to be, are ya? And your children were real brats, anyway. Better repent, I’d say. So sorry for your loss, btw.

Crowley’s Bildad: What is good and bad anyways? Let’s just stop whacking kids (human and goat), shall we?

Gotta love Crowley for sucking at being a demon and fucking up Christian canon for the sake of humanity.

[lbhslefttiddie]

genuinely so amazing how sy's mind works....... he can make anything at all make sense to him but he Will do so in the most convoluted way possible....... opposite of Occam's Razor..... Shen Yuan's Harisen.......

[palettepainter]

Sometimes selfcare is drawing your OC getting hugged

Anxiety is going through the roof right now as I try to get a job. A lot is going to on with part time work over the half term, meeting up with co-workers at a potential new job, making art for a display, meeting up for a large group project outside of art ontop of trying to see my counsellor, and all of this is JUST within the next three days

The feeling of being burnt-out and disappointed in my art and stories is just the cherry on top of the stress sundae that has become my life as of late. So this evening I decided to just do something comforting with Liv

[wintergrofyuri]

sometimes i think too hard about marcille and her friends' descendants. like chilchuck's great great great granddaughter calling her auntie. izutsumi's friend's nephew learning magic from her. a random kid senshi picked up one day becoming one of her closest confidants. a royal hound is born one day that looks almost exactly like the first one. the countless heirs to the throne and royal advisors in training listening to stories of the old days, when the golden kingdom was still underground and she was just a bright eyed youngin. marcille keeping her loved ones alive, determined to never let the world forget them for as long as she lives.

and if you rlly want to indulge me, thistle being right there with her through everything. im not entirely sure how everything wld work, but he Was only like. 14 in human years when he stopped aging. if his aging Did just start back up like nothing happened, he'd live for Years. but even if it did get cut a bit, he'd still stick around a while longer.

the royal family being a mess of actual blood relatives and adoptive siblings and close friends and royal staff and marcille and thistle being a constant in it for years to come. but no matter who sits on the throne, all of those fuckers are on fantasy antidepressants. every single one.

[evie-a]

Haven’t even seen the movie yet and I’m already sitting here crossing my fingers whispering “please no snow fangirlies trying to justify him because he’s hot. Please no snow fangirlies…”

[returntheslap]

Hookers by Tierra whack is the job quitting anthem, Quit that toxic 9-5 now!

[loverboybrightsideghost]

you're a real DONKEY sometimes???

[ghost-bxrd]

My boss called me into work spontaneously… so that’s fun. 🫠 anyway, Owl Song still on track to be posted today. I’ll be damned if I don’t. But, yeah. Later.

[uhohdad]

damn y’all want more octo!konig? fucking bet you and him are about to paint the town red baaaaaby

[starscelly]

trying to fight miro (does not care)

dal@nsh 02.15.24

[losfacedevil]

The fact that my brain just went Jake as Ozzy Osbourne for Halloween… I’ll see my way out 👀😂

[eorzeashan]

Nightmare Pilgrim DOWN!!