#what a nerd

[bluepandadraws-log]

The Amazing Digital COMIC #49-Pretend

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[chloyappa]

moon melon

—kenma x reader ! oneshot

for some reason, you had your happy crush—kozume kenma—added on roblox. you can search every nook and cranny of your brain and you wouldn't be able to recall a single moment you'd interact with him.

you tried swiping past appl_p1 with grow a garden under, trying to find actual friends you can play grow a garden with.

none. other than some random people you added two years ago.

you decided to play on a public server—fighting against your moral compass saying NO—and risk your ginormous golden eggplant getting stolen. and also fighting against all thoughts that hope the roblox gods bless you and send you to the same server as kozume.

the screen loaded, slightly lagging because of your shit internet, and started walking around.

what a beautiful—oh my fucking GOD? what a sprinkler method abuser! you thought to yourself when just a little less than half of your garden was totally eaten by a shit ton of oversized moon melons.

but what was more interesting is the collect button tempting you to steal that one moon melon.

the colors danced around your screen, luring you in like a toddler watching dancing fruits; rainbow aura surrounding the big, disco mutated moon melon.

your finger hovered over the fruit. not only was it disco, it was also gold, wet, moonlit, AND bloodlit.

it's only 37 robux. imagine how much that would sell for?

what can i lose? other than the robux, that is.

you clicked the collect button, paid the 37 robux, and happily steal the fruit that would make you a billionaire. for a second, you felt like the most successful thief in the world—HELL, maybe you could even challenge bonnie & clyde—but good things come to an end.

a bacon head approached you, obviously furious.

appl_p1: my moon melon appl_p1: GIVE BACK MY appl_p1: #### ### ############# appl_p1: i have ten nukes directed to ur house

oh? and all you can do is smile at the sight of kozume berating you over some stupid game. for all he knows it's actually you behind the screen. so it's fine. you calmly type back in chat,

[user]: lolol [user]: what a nerd [user]: getting pissy boiiii

you scoffed at myself, fighting with my crush.

you noticed his character now still, unlike earlier which was jumping around you. you pursed your lips, anticipating everything but what he was going to say.

appl_p1: [name]. appl_p1: give me my MOON MELON appl_p1: IM ACTUALLY GOING TO POUNCE ON YOU appl_p1: DONT GO TO SCHOOL TOMORROW

oh, so he remembered. HE KNOWS WHO I AM! he remembers that he added ME. MY roblox account.

it's like a switch turned on in you—that 37 robux turned into nothing as you gifted back his moon melon and jumped around his avatar, hoping that he'd forgive you even without an apology.

but you guess gifting his fruit back was an apology?

[user]: sorry kozume [user]: i didnt knoe it wad u [user]: promise i wouldnt even even graze my finger tip against ur fence

his character then jumped around yours, holding out an abnormally large, shocked mushroom. then the gift thingy popped up on the side of your screen.

...

WHAAAAATT!!!

[user]: WHAT appl_p1: take this one instead appl_p1: figured u needed more appl_p1: and call me kenma appl_p1: kozume is so... idk i dont like it

you felt heat rush to my face when you accepted the gift, holding yourself back from squealing like a rat at 12 in the morning.

appl_p1: tho i gotta admit ur weird as hell

but that didn't matter to you. you jumped around his avatar, typing different varieties of typos in thank yous.

you favorited the fruit in your inventory and teleported to your garden to see what was up. it was actually just an excuse to prove to kozume that you don't have a crush on him and that you actually am just a normal person playing with him that joined his server out of the millions of public servers and hahahahahahshaahahahahhdhhdhdndndnd

ok. your brain short-circuited. you were mindlessly jumping around in your garden and climbing the trees, finding something to do in the game.

appl_p1: wanna play vb legends?

you swore you envisioned steam coming from your scalp from how broken your brain was at the moment. giddiness actually made you physically ill.

[user]: Ondl [user]: o [user]: ok [user]: tomrorow. bai kemna

and with that, you swiftly left the game and proceeded to stay up until 4 AM daydreaming about kenma.

holy shit post. sorry for ass grammar brah... writing is NOT my strong suit

[angelcake10023]

Did some semi-random screenshot redraws… except they’re all Tang ✨ (+ a pigsy)

[ferperss]

Naturally he remembers the history stuff very fondly

Link

[yanderemommabean]

This dweeb ass is mostly why I love Death Parade

Look at him. What a dork. (I love him)

-Mommabean

[special-agent-goobs]

I have a Simmons one for you guys now

Eureka or something nerdy like that

[markscherz]

Look I think it's important that you know that in the 1970s, Lindesay Harkness wanted to figure out how chameleons judge distance with their whacky eyes, so she put glasses on them.

[pinetreespants]

Inside voices, please/ part 2/ part 3 / part 4

[barnowlblogworm]

This made me extremely happy

[tapiocasketches]

Rolan you silly lil nerdy grumpy man tehee uwu

[pepperxwx]

jiro jamada doodles💥

[loudn0isesart]

SO!!! THE GANGS ALL HERE!!! I'm so tired hdhdhxhchch this took me like so long for what.

(I love them they're so stupid)

I may be insane

[marshadowstea]

“There’s one thing I wont forget.. you, Homura Akemi, are a demon.”

“When did it even happen? When did I.. become a witch!?”

[ghuleh-recs]

“let’s go!”

[burntotears]

Luke Dale, PE Teacher

[captain-jamesarmpits]

Ok, so the real life actual Top Gun was moved from Miramar in 1996 and now is located at NAS Fallon in Nevada.

Fallon is about an hour outside of Reno, which is the only nearby “big” city, and they lean HARD into the whole Top Gun thing. Top Gun Rodeo. Top Gun Restaurant.

Even one of the casinos here has a Top Gun poker chip. It’s a thing.

My boyfriend lives in Fallon. Which means that when I visit his house I have to drive through town.

This is my car. With the big huge Top Gun quote across the back that I have had there since long before I met my boyfriend.

I am now very self conscious about the sticker and wondering if I should get rid of it.