#what a simp

[saajieus2]

Happy Valentines!

Here's some JayVik childhood academic rivals just for u

[everything-is-as-it-was]

As soon as Phil said “wait!” All or Nothing was 100% happening because there’s no fucking way Dan could say no to him

Does THAT look like the face of a man who’s about to deny Phil what he wants?? I THINK THE FUCK NOT!

[bisexualchaosdemon]

I've just realised that Jean literally spoke about Jeremy so much that Renee seems to have clocked him as queer based on that alone

[bellimie]

How to Flirt by Conrad Fisher

[rosedforbes]

head's empty just Klaus Mikaelson spending 1000+ years trying to turn into a hybrid in order to create more of them so he could have his own family, just to trade one of them for a date with Caroline Forbes

[atanearerdistance]

I said to my friend “The only thing I want to see out of Anthony this season is him being obsessed with his wife” and you know what Bridgerton delivered.

[royalwhumpness]

[rosegasly]

if they dont want me to ship, why they be so shippy

literally a 3 time world time champion and my mans pulling every trick out the bag to get his crush to smile while said crush gives him heart eyes and blushy smiles

[cheeseproducts]

more hostworu

[iamrizaka]

Whenever Luke gets sick, Lee is the one to take care of him.

Luke doesn't get sick often, but when he does, he tries to hide it from every camper and nymph possible. It becomes mission impossible with having Apollo child always running around him. He can't fall from the cold, he survived the streets since he was nine, dammit!

Soon enough, he gets bullied into a cot at the infirmary by Lee, who is now his personal nurse.

[kisasan]

[scixerboa]

Omg so the official explanation in this version is that Ollie joins because he sees that Dinah is in the league?

Amazing

[loveyoohyeon]

Corpus Delicti quote of the day 23

Driss hätte Mia gerne die Einkäufe in die Wohnung getragen. Sie hätte ihr gern ein heißes Wasser gemacht und alles erklärt. Das sie die größte Bewunderung ist von Mia Holl und Heinrich Kramer. Das sie die Mia nur retten wollte vor dem Brand in ihrer Wohnung. Ihre Augen sind spiegelblank vor Verzweiflung.

[therelentless]

✵ [for you-know-who]

Send ✵ and my muse will answer the following ;; @himbohotel

Their first impression of your muse: "Oh, look. a little and sad pathetic human. Makes me feel a bit depressed just by looking at him"

Current impression:   "He could put me on my knees. step on me. and kill me later. i don't mind."

Are they attracted to your muse?:  terribly so. in many ways.

Something they find frightening about your muse: I don't know... just the fact that he could kill him maybe.... but he also find it hot so... i guess put him down as scared & horny.

Something they find adorable about your muse:  but like, there are so many things that he finds adorable about guillermo (I would need to make an entire post about this), but here goes one. it might make him feel somewhat left behind, but he actually loves to see him thrive in the human world.

Would my muse sacrifice themselves for yours?:  yes. as many times as necessary.

Would my muse go on a date with yours?  platonic/romantic:  yes. they must. they need to.

One word my muse would use to describe yours:  delicious

Would my muse slap yours if they could?:  only if he promises to slap him back ; )

Would my muse hug/kiss yours?: yes. and more than that.

[silverfoxphil]

dan sounded so hopeful when he suggested phil should start referring to himself as "daddy/zaddy lester"

[inanshalla]

“I need you”

“I will always follow where you go”

Okay we get it lmao