#what is the fucking point of the question if yall are gonna get pissed

[milliumizoomi]

armando x black!fem!reader where they get into an argument but it ends all fluffy ? 🙏🏾

𝐖𝐀𝐓𝐂𝐇 𝐘𝐎𝐔𝐑 𝐓𝐎𝐍𝐄

☆彡SUMMARY.; Accusations get thrown around and disrespect as well.

☆彡FEATURED.; ARMANDO ARETAS x BLACK!FEM READER

☆彡TROPE.; ESTABLISHED RELATIONSHIP

☆彡FORMAT.; ONE SHOT

☆彡GENRE.; ANGST + FLUFF + A TAD BIT SUGGESTIVE

☆彡WARNINGS.; Mature Topics, Mature Language, accusations of infidelity, name calling (bitch), Armando not knowing the weight of his words, fake friends and poorly translated Spanish (Google Translate).

☆彡NOTES.; when I TELLL you I had to shorten this so many times because my mind was running a mile a minute and I was packing so much in here. In the end tho I hope yall enjoy it and tysm for the request bb!!💕

REBLOGS ARE APPRECIATED😉.

🎧FOR THE BEST EXPERIENCE, YOU CAN LISTEN TO SELFISH by PNB ROCK🎧

The shit that is leaving this nigga’s mouth right now is nothing short of absolutely appalling to you right now.

Just 15 minutes ago, you literally just walked into the house and put your purse down on the seat closest to you. You haven’t even had the chance to take your shoes off before you hear your name being called from down the hall by your boyfriend.

“YES BABE?” you called back. He didn’t answer. You rolled your eyes and took your shoes off the walked down to where you heard his voice come from, your bedroom. You walked in and see him laying on your bed shirtless, pants hanging low on his hips and had one hand laying over his face.

Damn he looked good.

“Babe you called me? I just got in” you told him. Still he doesn’t answer. Wordlessly, he moved his hand from his face and looked at you with a weird look on his eyes.

“Are you okay?”

Still nothing.

Now you were getting pissed off. If he didn’t want anything, why’d he call you? You look back at him, waiting for him to say something, anything, and still nothing. He just lays there.

Rolling your eyes, you turn on your heel, ready to leave the room since obviously he doesn’t want anything nor has anything to say.

And surprise surprise, that’s when he speaks.

“I ain’t say you could leave.” His voice is low, and almost.. menacing?

You turn back around and look at him.

“Well you didn’t say anything at all so I thought I should just be on my way.”

Sighing, he gets up from the bed and walks over to you as you watch him.

He stands directly in front of you and then grabs your face with one of his hands and cranes your neck to look at him.

“Who else you fuckin’ hm?” He asks so calmly, raising his eyebrow at you.

Meanwhile, you nearly choke on air.

The fuck was this man talking about?

“Nigga what?”

Which leads you to now.

The sheer audacity of this man to ask you this question, and now give you the silent treatment. He asked the question and when you tried to explain, you were once again met with silence.

Minutes go by as you practically trailed behind him around the whole apartment to ask him what the hell he was talking about. You told him that he’s being ridiculous and continued asking where he even got that idea from.

At this point you’re getting frustrated.

“Armando I don’t know where the fuck you’re getting this from but if you think I cheated on you then I’m telling you I didn’t!” Your voice was hoarse and your chest was tightening by the second.

How could he accuse you of doing something like this?

He looked at you standing in front of him, practically shaking in place and scoffed. “You know if you’re gonna lie about it.. don’t leave evidence behind.. eso es una tontería.” Now you scoff, you can’t believe what you’re hearing right now.

“What fucking evidence?! Where was it huh? Where’d you find it?”

He looks at you unamused then sits up because at this point, he had been sitting on the couch, with his arms resting on his knees and he was hunched over.

He pulls out his phone and throws it on the table in front of you. “Unlock it and see.”

At this point you’re shaking so violently you feel like you’re in a blender packed with ice. You pick up the phone and unlock it and the first thing you see are an assortment of text messages, screenshots and supposed photos with you and other men.

“This isn’t fucking me.” You threw the phone back done, having seen enough. They all looked convincing to the naked eye but you knew you didn’t have anything to do with any other man that wasn’t him.

“Yeah? Then who is it?” He asks condescendingly. He’s staring you down with such disgust in his eyes it makes you want to double over and throw up right there in the living room.

“I DON’T FUCKING KNOW!” Your voice is shaky and you feel lightheaded. The only thing you can do now is to sit on the floor, just so you don’t fall over and hit your head, or injure yourself in any other way.

“Where the hell did you even get that bullshit from?” Holding your head in your hand, you didn’t even look up at him. You were beyond anxious and stressed about the whole thing.

He leans back in the couch and manspreads, looking at you looking absolutely distraught and confused on the ground. “¿Y por qué debería decirte perra infiel?”

And at this point, you’ve reached your absolute limit.

“NIGGA WHO THE FUCK DO YOU THINK YOU’RE TALKING TO?”

Getting up off the floor, you circle the little table separating the both of you and then proceeded to get up in his face.

“Watch your fucking tone with me. You know I don’t like being disrespected and not only are you gonna accuse me of fucking some other nigga, you’re gonna sit up in my house and call me a fucking bitch? Armando are you fucking serious?” At this point you’re crying, pools of tears cascading down your cheeks as you give this man a piece of your mind.

“I am so devoted and in love with you and you treat me like some common fucking street whore that would leave you to fuck other men? You’ve given me the silent treatment and seem convinced that I’d actually do something like this when I’M the one that coordinates and works with your dad for when you get out of jail, I’M the one that cleans all those damn cuts, stabs and scrapes you come back here with, I’M the one that’s up with you all night if you can’t sleep. I cook, I clean, and I take care of you when you need me to and now you’re believing some other motherfucker over me?! And if that wasn’t bad enough, you won’t even tell me who told you all this shit! And then after all that you call me a bitch?! Are you fucking kidding me?!”

Armando is floored at your outburst. He hears the raw emotion in your voice paired with the look of heartbreak and like you’ve been kicked in the stomach all over your face. As you finish you just sink to the floor, completely and utterly exhausted and defeated.

How could he do this to you.

Even after you’ve said all that, he says nothing.

Absolutely nothing. It’s like his mouth had been wrapped with duct tape multiple times. He didn’t even murmur or whisper anything.

He just sat there.

Your definitive next words are what jump starts his brain again.

“Get out.”

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It’s been about 2 hours have passed and you’re wrapped up in bed, laying in a ball while, at this point, softly crying. 2 whole hours has gone by and you haven’t moved since Armando left. You haven’t ate, used the bathroom, hell you were still in the clothes you were in earlier when you just got home.

You’ve cried so much your eyes burn and your body feels heavy. To be quite honest you’re mentally and emotionally exhausted. You just want to understand the situation better and put this behind you because if you didn’t, you knew you’d be incapable of doing anything else until you get a grip on your emotions.

And apparently your boyfriend has the same idea.

You heard the front door of your apartment open and close, followed by footsteps. Growing up in a black household, you were already familiar with knowing who it was that was walking down the hallway. So you knew, even before hearing his voice or seeing his face, that’s it was Armando.

He comes straight into your bedroom and stood at the entrance of your room, because the door wasn’t closed. He didn’t say anything, he just looked at your frame laying on the bed facing the way.

You get nervous and tried to steady your breathing.

“Mama?” He called out.

You didn’t answer, why would you when he didn’t give you the same courtesy?

And you guessed he picked up on that because he just continued.

“Lo siento mamá, la cagué.. i shouldn't have said those things but i got so angry when i thought you were..—“ he trails off. He took a deep breath and continued. “I got possessive.. that’s what my dad said anyways.. I uh.. I talked to him about it and he told me I fucked up. I should’ve let you explain and I should have listened to you. I let me not knowing how to deal with this shit hurt you and I ain’t want to be a person to do that to you… I’m sorry baby.. te amo mamá.. mucho.”

You always cursed at yourself, knowing you were too weak to him when you found yourself turning around to face him. He watched as you turned and when he saw your face, he felt terrible. Immediately he reached out to wipe the little tears rolling down your cheeks but stopped himself. He knew in this moment he didn’t have the right to touch you.

He looked at you first, and you looked back at him, silently.

“Babe I’m so sorry.. I ain’t used to talking much but.. I won’t treat you like that again.. prometo.” You sit up slowly as he watches. “Don’t ever call me nothing disrespectful like that again or I promise your father will be digging my nails and teeth out of your chewed up body parts.”

He laughs a little. “Te lo prometo bebe.”

He spent the rest of the night showering you in love. He bought you a bouquet of roses and got your favorite food. He held you on his lap and kissed your tears away, promising you he’ll never do that again and tells you to kill him if he does it again.

Truth be told you don’t know if he meant that literally.

You spent the night laughing and giggling at his attempts to make you feel better. Yes he did hurt you a lot, but you can tell he was genuine about his apology and that made you feel better. You know he doesn’t have much experience with relationships, so you want to learn and grow with him.

Still though, he better not cross that line again.

Afterwards after the situation was settled to a degree, he finally explained the entire situation to you, saying it was apparently one of your so called “friends” that orchestrated the entire thing. She made fake messages, fake call logs, and even went as far as editing those pictures to make it look like you.

The bitch just wanted your man.

And the gag is, Armando didn’t even know who she was, she sent everything to him anonymously. The only reason you knew it was her was because of how she texted the messages, she used phrases that you wouldn’t normally use in messages.

And your slow ass boyfriend didn’t even notice. Men and their lack of attention to detail.

Safe to say both you and Armando were ready to handle her ass. But before that.. he had to handle you🩷.

[GLOSSARY]

“Eso es una tontería” — “that's just dumb shit”

“Lo siento mamá, la cagué..” — “I'm sorry, mom, I fucked up..”

“¿Y por qué debería decirte perra infiel?” — “And why should I tell you a cheating bitch?”

“te amo mamá.. mucho.” — “I love you mama, so much”

“prometo” — “Promise”

“Te lo prometo bebe.” —“I promise you, baby.”

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[bad268]

Publicly in Love (Frog Boys X Reader)

[Blank] in Love Pt 4

Fandom: RPF/Miscellaneous

Requested: Technically no, but I incorporated two requests from @youngcreatorlady and @goldenstarofthunderclan. I hope yall don't mind <3 Side note, I’m gonna start taking requests for Pezzy! I’ve been in a Pezzy mood and found out I really like writing for him lol

Warnings: none.

Pronouns: First person (I/me/they/them)

W.C. approx 220 each

Summary: Going public with the Frog Boys

As always, my requests are OPEN

MASTERLIST // HITLIST

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<-Part 3

Puffer

“Are you sure this is the best way to go about this?” I asked, looking back at Puffer from my spot on his lap. We were looking at the screen where he was logged into his Instagram with a drafted post of the two of us. He thought the best idea was to hard launch on Instagram and hope for the best. “You barely post as it is. This will give everyone a heart attack.”

“Would you rather join a live stream?” He asked back rhetorically, knowing I would not do well under the live scrutiny. “This is just easier.”

“Easier for who? You, me, or your fans?” I laughed back as I leaned my head onto his shoulder.

“You and me,” he whispered, wrapping his arms tightly around my waist. “If we did a live stream, it would be an hour or two of straight questions. If we post something, I can log off and we can completely forget about it.”

“You are devious. I love it,” I chuckled, looking back at the caption. “What are you going to say?”

“I don’t know yet,” He admitted, “What do you think?”

“Fuck it, we ball,” I replied, straightfaced before turning back to make eye contact, “Hard launch edition.”

“That’s so bad!” He laughed, leaning in to hide his face in my shoulder.

“You never said it had to be good!”

~~

Pezzy

Drunk Q&As were fun. Especially when it had been going on for a couple of hours at this point. Ever since I came back from visiting my family, my mentions have been blowing up with clips from the stream where I called Pezzy my favorite simp. It was while drunk that I remembered that Pezzy and I never confirmed or outed our relationship.

“Are yall roommates or what cuz damn I wish my roommate looked at me like that,” one of the comments read.

“Yeah, if his roommate also gets to go out with him,” I laughed, downing the last shot of soju. “I also get to kiss him, so that’s fun.”

“Fun?!” he laughed, almost falling off his chair. “Kissing me is fun?”

“What would you rather me talk about?” I quipped back. “I can talk about how mindblowing you are-”

“And that’s enough from you,” He slapped his hand over my mouth to stop me from talking. “You’re cut off. Don’t continue that thought.”

“I was going to talk about your bike but okay,” I groaned after I pulled his hand away from my mouth, but kept his hand in mine. “Anyways, chat. He’s mine, so back the fuck up.”

“So possessive, damn,” he laughed, pulling our intertwined hands up to place a kiss on my knuckles. “It's hot.”

“Nah, just jealous.”

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Droid

“Guys, I swear to god,” I groaned into my pillow. I agreed to do a sleep stream with Droid weeks ago, but now, it was honestly hell. Not only was I so drained from the day in general, I was not feeling at all social to put up a facade for the viewers. My social battery was dead, and I just seemed pissed, probably. “Can we not play the Buzz Lightyear commercial nine times in a fucking row?!”

“That’s what that noise was?” Droid asked as he came back into the room with snacks and drinks. “Did yall make them insane or what?”

“Shut the fuck up,” I wined as I covered my ears. Droid set the drinks and snacks to the side as he laid down on his side of the mattress we set up. He also leaned over to the speakers to turn them down a couple of notches before leaning back. Once he was situated, I moved his arm, so I could lay into his side. “Chat, don’t. Just don’t fucking say anything.”

“Yeah, they’re allowed to do this,” He said into the microphone as he pulled up the chat on his phone, reading through some of the comments. “We get it, they’re cute and tired. Shut it.” 

Despite the noise, it did not take long to fall asleep. And it certainly did not take long for the chat to notice either. However, it was not until chat started spamming at Droid did he noticed. “Guys leave my s/o alone. Be lucky they even agreed to this.”

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Grizzy

Being on a panel at PAX AUS was a highlight of any creator. To have been invited was unimaginable. I was invited to be on a panel with the Misfits along with Grizzy and Smitty. We had flown in a few days prior (with a load of delays, might I add), and now, it was finally the day.

Sitting on the stage was surreal. With Grizzy on my left and Tobi on my right, we started answering questions down the line.

“Next question is for Y/n and Grizzy, technically,” the fan started. Immediately, I knew where it was going, so I lifted my hand that was already holding Grizzy’s onto the table. The fan began stuttering as they gestured to our hands. “Um, I think that answers my question.”

“If the question was if Girizzy and I are together,” I said just to confirm, and I was met with a timid nod from them, “the answer is yes. We have been together for a couple of months now.”

“And before anyone asks, technically, they made the first move,” Grizzy added.

“I thought you were asleep!” I objected, turning to face him while still keeping the microphone in my hand.

“That does not make it sound any better!” Grizzy and the rest of the group laughed.

“Trust me,” Fitz interjected, “that does not make it sound any less creepy. And I even know the whole story!”

“Oh my god, shut the fuck up, all of you!”

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Part 5 ->

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For Sport (Matthew Sturniolo & Chris Sturniolo)

Pt 6

A.n - hey yall so this is gonna be a very very very slow burn I already have some chapters written so I will probs rapid fire. It will be toxic, there will be angst , smut , everything you can possibly think of. It happens.

We are getting into the juicy stuff soon I swear

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Y/N’s POV-

It has been three weeks since the football game. Matt has been pulling the same shit. Some days he's with Nate and he goes and hangs out with Maddy and Alanah. I've never had anything against her but she was starting to get on my nerves.. I have yet to meet this Maddy girl but whatever. On the days Matt leaves me to be with them Chris or Nick stay with me. Haylee apologized finally and tomorrow we are getting ready for homecoming together.

“Hey Pickle, are we coming over?” Nick asked as he, Matt, and Chris circled around me at my locker. I thought it was obvious they were since they picked me up for school. Before I could speak Matt chimes in “I'm going with Nate today, I can drop you guys off though” I rolled my eyes closing my locker.

This girl will be the bane of my existence. Not only was she trying to get with Matt, and no I'm not just being crazy. Anytime I see her around school she gives me the nastiest looks or when she walks past me she laughs at me. I don’t care though because it's not like me and Matt are a thing, but if she carries on with those nastiness, I will have to do something about it.

“Y/N slow down.” Matt said grabbing my forearm as I tried to fast walk away “Fuck off Matt go spend time with your other girl” This has been a weekly argument “You act like I don’t end up right back at your house after a hour” I rolled my eyes as he opened the passenger door for me and before I got into the car I heard a distant yelling.

It was Maddy. Her friend. Screaming some stupid ass song out the window directly towards me. I look up at Matt while he has a pissed staring them down, he put his hand on my lower back and shoved me into the car, slamming the door and yelling for Nick and Chris to get into the car and at this point I was seething.

“THESE STUPID BITCHES ARE GOING TO GET FUCKED UP IF THEY DONT LEAVE ME ALONE!”I screamed as Nick shut his door, once again this has nothing to do with Matt and everything to do with how they think they can just walk all over me. “Y/N Calm down when we get home lets just watch some movies and relax” Chris suggested placing his hands over my shoulders. I started crying, not because I was sad. Because I was so royally pissed off and there was nothing I could do about it.

We finally made it back to the house. Chris kept his hand on my shoulder the entire ride while I silently let the tears fall down my face. We started getting out and Matt went to unbuckle his seatbelt “What are you doing.” I asked, seeing as he was just supposed to be dropping us off. “I'm coming in?” He said more as a question, I started shaking my head “Nuh-uh, you made your bed. Lay in it” I slammed the door and Nick and Chris followed in behind me.

We layed in my bed on our phones as I had calmed down and just wanted to relax about two hours later I got a text from Matt.

Mache-

Can I come sleepover too?

Y/N-

Do whatever you want.

Machue-

Lets talk about this when I get there?

Y/N-

Rather not.

After about thirty minutes I heard Matt's footsteps stalking up the stairs. “Y/N lets go” I rolled my eyes getting up from the bed looking at Nick and Chris. “We’ll be back in an hour.” Matt said to them before closing the door, an hour? He started down the stairs and out the front door and I just followed as we got into his car. He started it up before speaking and peeled off.

“What is your problem? Nothing is happening to you” I said scoffing at him “Nothing is happening to me? Y/N I’d like to say we are pretty damn close and you are taking everything out on me” I looked at him with wide eyes “ITS LITERALLY YOUR FAULT. YOUR THE ONE HANGING OUT WITH HER AND CLEARLY GIVING HER SOME THOUGHT YOU GUYS ARE A THING FOR HER TO ACT THIS WAY TOWARDS ME.” I raised my voice beyond annoyed with the fact this has been going on for weeks. “Open your fucking eyes Matt, if you want her go be with her and leave me the fuck alone. Chris is just as good” I whispered the last part looking away but he did indeed hear me and I was indeed fucked. “IF CHRIS IS JUST AS GOOD GO FUCK HIM” I didnt know where that one came from because last I checked its not like me and Matt were fucking or even kissing we just cuddled some nights. “And what if I do.” I spoke through gritted teeth, Matt grabbed me by my neck pulling me closer to him and almost in a whisper said “you. Will. regret. It” I shook him off of me “Whatever Matt, lets just go back. I want to sleep, homecoming is tomorrow and i'm going to the after party” He snapped his head back to me “With who?” I looked at him “Haylee, speaking of you guys need to leave in the morning shes coming to get ready.” Matt nodded and we went back to my house acting as if the whole fight in the car had never happened. I laid between Nick and Chris watching movies until it was time to go to bed.

Matt crawled his way back up to me and wrapped his arms around my waist, I could feel his cold hands on my stomach as he slipped them right under the hem of my shirt. I shivered and he pulled me closer into him. I know I need to be mad at him right now but this has become accustomed. Matt wraps himself around me as we sleep.

The next morning we wake up around ten as the boys change into their extra clothes that lay around my room now. “Okay Chris, Im picking you up at five for pictures so be ready, remember five ill be there. I expect you showered” I say kissing his cheek as they are about to walk out the door. Chris and Nick head towards the car as Matt hung back for a second “Do I get a kiss for the road” I giggled going on my tip toes to kiss his cheek and he walks out the door. The moment the door closes I send a message to Haylee to come over so we can run to target before getting ready.

After four hours of just hanging out we start getting ready. I decided to be simple and just curl my hair while Haylee was doing some crazy braids. On top of simple hair I decided on simple make up. Mascara simply because I don't know how to do anything else. Once I was finished with those two tasks I put on all my jewelry, I usually wear silver but since my dress was black I decided on gold. I put on my necklace and earrings before slipping into my dress. “Oh My God, Y/N you look magical!” Haylee practically yelled as she finished slipping on her blue dress. We were matching but opposites, we had the same spaghetti strap sparkly dress just in different colors, and she was wearing silver jewelry.

I slipped on my black heels as my father took a couple pictures of me, I hugged him and stepped into my car as Haylee got into her own. I called Chris before driving away. “Hellooo beautiful” Chris said as he picked up. “Okay i'm going through the checklist, Are you showered?” I asked “Yes” “Deodorant?” “Yes” “Clothes?” “Yes” “Cologne?” “YES C'MON Y/N YOU SAID YOU'D BE HERE TWENTY MINUTES AGO” I giggled while hanging up the phone making my way towards the boys house. When I pulled up they were all standing outside waiting for me, Chris in all black, Nick had a pink bowtie because he was going with Chloe, and Matt in green. I didn't know who was wearing green. Chris hoped in my car and I yelled to the other boys I’d see them there. “Okay, here's the game plan. My house for pictures. We are driving with Haylee and her date because I am drinking” I smiled at him. Chris nodded and acknowledged the plans as he placed a hand on my leg, queuing up songs on his phone.

After an hour of pictures we got into the car with Haylee and her date while me and Chris sat in the back. I pulled out my phone looking through the pictures and Chis laid his head on my shoulder telling me which ones to send to him. We pulled in where the homecoming was taking place. Chris held my hand to help me get out of the car with my heels as I ran over to Olivia's car “7 nips of dr. Mgiligutie please!” she smiled handing me the nips “There's a cop at the door, be careful” She winked at me I smiled before running around the side of her car holding chris infront of me from blocking everyone “Dont mind me” I say lifting up my dress and putting the nips lining my underwear. Chris stared down and I decided it was time to get my lick back “Eyes up here sweetheart” I said pulling his chin up giggling. He scoffed at me leaning down in my ear “Watch it” I grabbed his hand pulling him towards the entrance. “Burrr it's so cold!” I said holding my waste to make sure the nips wouldn't fall out right in front of the cops. “Chris, can you wait out here for me” I looked up at him batting my lashes and he nodded as I went into the bathroom, Haylee in there within a minute to watch the door as I took all the nips. After downing all seven I could already feel my face getting warm. I walked out of the bathroom grabbing Chris’ hand. "Let's go dance!” I shouted as he laughed while I pulled him into the dance. I quickly slipped off my heels and placed them on the closest table as I pulled Chris into the middle of the dance floor. After about an hour of dancing I noticed I had yet to see Matt so I decided to grab my heels and step outside to call him now fully feeling the effects of the alcohol.

“MATTY!!”” I yelled as he picked up “Where are you?” I asked, looking at him confused through facetime. “He’ll be there soon.” with that the phone was hung up. I knew that was Maddy’s voice and that meant I would not be waiting up for him. I walked back inside grabbing Chris and taking him to the dance floor for a dance. It was a slow dance and I felt like I wanted to throw up, I laid my head on Chris' shoulder and he could tell something was wrong “Come on Pickle, you wanna get out of here. Just me and you?” I nodded my head as I quickly texted my dad to come get me and Chris from the dance.

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Riooo 😫

First of all if anyone ever looks at me the way Rio looks at Beth in this gif??? Send the fucking flood

Second of all Y’all I just came home from work and I saw this on Twitter

Tell me this is not Rio??? like

You can be a bit clingy and he knows that and it's completely fine because that's what he loves about you.

But sometimes you can get a little... I guess insecure (we'll rack that up to continuous heartbreak before you met him)

So jealousy will come into play but the gag is he gets jealous too so he can't really stay mad at you for having those same feelings.

And so you'll often see him meeting up with Beth and though you know they are partners and whatnot you still can't help but think there is something going on between them regardless of what he says.

Especially because of the way she looks at him.

One day he's going to go meet with Beth to get his money and you start a petty argument with him saying "At this point, you see that bitch more than you see me."

And he thinks that's fucking ridiculous cus you guys literally live together. That's his defence too and even though you know he's right you continue to go off on him anyway and you guys have this back and forth in which he's just over it and leaves to go meet with Beth.

You're in the house pouting like a brat, checking your phone since he left the driveway to see if he had texted you but he didn't.

After some time passes you sigh and swallow your pride and text him asking: "Do you still like me?"

He gets the notification in the middle of Beth talking about the same bullshit how she wants out because she has a family and blah blah blah but we all know by next week she'll be asking for more work, so since he knows how this routine goes he checks his phone.

The innocent question caused a smile to tug on his lips, his fingers tapping the screen telling you:

"Yes, baby. You just piss me off."

this is the last thing I'm posting for a bit so yall better soak up this content while you can. I'm not gonna be gone for daaaays I just gotta work on some drafts.

[genderlesshades]

okokok so I know I meme on the radiance and the pale king a lot, but I'm also kinda going "god damn what a terrible situation to be in" at all parties. Mb its just cause I haven't read the lore in a hot minute, time span? I'm having 4 am thoughts don't mind me. This may not even make sense in the morning lmao. just enjoy the ramblings if ya want yall

anyways, To have an entire group of people completely abandon one god in favor of another in such a short timespan? well usually that happens cause of stuff like genocide or cultural genocide. And maybe I just happened to miss it, but I don't think that happened in hallownest. But maybe it did and maybe thats why radiance got so fuckin mad. Or maybe the moths just slowly drifted away towards PK, which can happen over generations. But it also sort of seems like. self destructive ig. Radi destroying the people of any neighboring kingdom because she's *furious* man. so upset, and angry, and lonely even. Like, imagine being a very powerful individual with a very loyal fan base only for some weird ass fork looking thing to steal that fan base away from you. Well, more like a kingdom but ig fanbase may be the online equivalent. But here comes some fuckoff weird fork lookin man, steals your look, steals your people, and then fucks off. AND. Also stole folk away from some other nearby local gods? the fucks up with that?? fuck you actually PK. I'm gonna idk, wipe out ur cities. that's pretty reasonable for a god's reaction right?

"hold on hades, she also targeted others who weren't aligned with PK. Why would radi target them? weren't they hurt by the PK's actions?" Yes great question invisible audience. But here's the thing, people don't react reasonably all the time. Radi basically lost everything. Her people started drifting away from her until there was one singular old moth left who still seemed to care about her still. And they were alone. Her and her singular moth follower were oh so painfully alone, with nothing but ghosts to keep them company.

So she lashes out. Ignoring the fact that causing a massive plague is generally extreme cause she's a god, we can still recognize that she is very deeply hurt, upset, and angry. And normal people when hurt, upset, and angry, don't usually think clearly. They tend to say things that hurt people, or sound agressive, or even be agressive. Some people may isolate even, though different people do different things. Radi's reaction was to lash out in a way that hurt anyone around them.

"ok, but what does this have to do with places like Greenpath or Deepnest?" GREAT question invisible audience. Sometimes people react to things that are associated with a certain topic with the same reaction as the certain topic. There are certain songs I disliked until I saw a really cool video go along with it, which made me like the song. The brain is weird like that, and likes to categorize things (even if we don't recognize it as categorizing). Add in a "me vs them" mentality and it only gets worse. That is likely what happened here. Radi gets pissed off at PK, and likely also at the white lady. Well, the white lady has control over greenpath now, unlike Unn, so fuck the greenpath too cause that's technically part of PK's domain. WELL he *also* has an alliance with the mantis tribe, and control over the mushroom tribe. So fuck them too.

Maybe Deepnest would have been safe if Herrah and PK didn't have their deal, but they did, and now Deepnest is terrible too for siding with PK. Maybe the hive or outer edges would have been safe, but the colluseum houses itself in a wyrm's body. And maybe at that point, radi was certain that it was her vs the world, so she *had* to protect herself/defend her honor.

"well didn't the PK deserve all that?" I mean, if you look at it from Radi's perspective sure! but what about PK's perspective? He starts up a pretty cool kingdom, has a lovely wife, is well loved by his subjects, and Radi's followers stsrt deciding to follow him. He can't control that, though he could certainly try to discourage it. He tried being friendly, though perhaps it is in his nature to want to consume all he can. To control as much as possible, to become the bigger enemy. Perhaps he and radi just fuckin. Poofed up at each other like chickens do and instead of anyone going "hey man, whats goin on? maybe we can figure this out with our words" they just keep poofing up at each other, mad at the other for different reasons.

So his people start getting sick with this religious disease caused by what's clearly a rival God. So he tries to figure out the source, and to find solutions with the least drastic measures. But it slowly builds to more and more desperate attempts until he discovers the void, something very opposite of what he and the radiance is. So he casts the children of him and WL into the void, and waits. Because *surely* this will work. a container to hold this fucker in. Trains up this container so they're really good at being a container. Well, the container is leaky and he doesn't realize until it's too late. The infection comes back, and he loses everything he once had, just like Radi did.

I think messing with the void might have led to his death, just like it does with Radi, just maybe less aggressively. Both were so desperate to try and maintain something that was never going to last, only to be consumed by what's nearly a literal definition of an end.

Maybe if they would've just talked, they would still be around with thriving communities. Maybe they would have been friends, or akin to siblings maybe. Perhaps PK and WL would have had children, and deepnest may have slowly crumbled apart from not having an heir of royal blood. Maybe Unn would regain their strength and join the other gods. Who knows what the possibilities could have been.

It's a shame, though, knowing such a connection could never happen.

[maxiscoolongg]

"What! I cant do that!?"

💌; Chooch Bambalazi

Warnings: nothing really.

—♡—

We were at the lunch table and I was next to chooch they all ate so precisely it made my eye brows furrow. I continued to eat my food until they started talking "Hey Rodney, how you like the food?" Oliver asked catching my attention "Same as handleman. Except the shit on a shingles a little more tart" I had no clue what that fucking ment. "Hey ike, about tonight" Oliver wishpered "Shut up." He snapped "What's tonight?" Rodney questioned "Nothing. Nothings tonight." Ike said sounding angry "Hey! Ververgraerts okay." Oliver said to ike "What's going down here? You guys are going over the wall aren't you?" "No. They are going to kiss, what do you think" I said rolling my eyes "Shut up" ike said to both of us "Well, I wanna go to" Rodney said

Then it got cold again "son of a bitch.." I wishperd getting cold "Who are you?" Liceman asked Rodney "Rodney Ververgaert, sir" Rodney said "Ververgaert? With a v? Oh, yeah i have your dossierright here. Checked in last night" I pushed my food away not hungry I zoned out again and I looked back and liceman is gone I also zoned out on half of the guys covno and chooch started talking "Not that you guys mean anything to me, But you guys are gonna get caught mark my word." I nodded my head agreeing with chooch

—♡—

When we were almost done the day I was laying on my bed with my bra and shorts on until it got cold "You got a letter, girl" he said handing me it as he left I started to read it until the boys looked at me "What now!" I said to them "You sure you ain't comin' with us?" Oliver asked I shook my head "I'm with chooch yall bond to get caught" I said as they all left expect from chooch he came over to me sitting across fromt me "Who wrote?" "My ma" I said looking at him "What'd she say?" "You want me to read it?" I asked he grinned in response as I started to read

"Dear y/n.

No need to be sorry about what happened, Me and your dad were at a breaking point we knew it was going to happen . Are the sports fun? You gonna try out for any? I think you should., things are great at home its more fun without your dad, its not vold yet though i have a feeling it will be. I see the drawing! Hope you don't mind if I keep it, you've gotten better, Your old mam will be there try not to piss him off please?, Liceman is all the things above rude and cocky don't listen to him. Do you guys talk? He seems cool, see you soon!

Love Your ma."

I said smiling at the letter "Your mom seems nice" he said as I agreed "Yeah, shes not when she yells though." I said to him as I looked away he grabbed my waist "Whos the guy your mom was talkin' about" chooch said as rolled my eye's playfully "That's a secret" I said "Come on you can trust me" he said pulling me closer "Maybe" I said as he rolled his eyes with a grin "Come on" "Fine! But don't jugde me!" I said looking at him "Why would I?" "it's you" I wishpered "What?" "I said it's you" I said loud as he smirked "Knew it" he said as he kissed me.

We went to bed later and he went in his bed after he turned the lights off I asumed he went to sleep but I don't know

—♡—

"He wants what!" I yelled angryliy "He wants you and oilvers girlfriend" ike said as we were all in the bathroom "Well you better get those pictures back!" I yelled at them "We can't steal them. That could be wrong" "since when did you give a shit hash!" I said "would it be wrong to set fire to em'?" Rodney asked us "You know what I can't figure out? That son of a bitch knew when we were going, he even knew where the garage was. He knows EVERYTHING" Ike pointed out then I realized, it had to be chooch. "Y/N l/n " "Pray for me" I wishpered.

—♡

In class I kept hearing moaning all over I needed to plug my ears with something,

When we got to ballroom class I got partnerd with hash "You think it's chooch?" I wishpered "For sure, it would be after all he was the one listen to us" he said as we continued to dance.

When we were In the pool room I was sitting on the floor writing another letter not paying attention to but I know they were throwing chooch off the tracks. I only started to listen when chooch spoke up "why don't you take a hike, will you?" He said as I looked at the rest of the guys "Chooch is right, we don't wanna break curfew" Oliver said they stared talking then they left I stayed there I noticed chooch made a face realizing I didn't leave "You ain't going with em'?" He asked me as I shook my head "I know you didn't snitch," I said smiling "Plus why would I leave my boyfriend" I said walking to him as he put his arm around my waist smirking "your boyfriend huh?" He said teasingly "Mhm" I said giggling

"Who do think it is?" I asked him "Rodney" he said as I made a confused face "Why Rodney?" "You don't think it's weird that he came in close to when they guys were about to see candy?" He asked as I shrugged "true" i said smiling "I can find proof easily." He said as I looked confused "Just don't go to sleep tonight" he said as I giggled

—♡—

As I was laying in my bed the lights were off and I was about to fall asleep until I heard our door close I noticed that Rodney wasn't there but I saw chooch getting up "Chooch?" I said to him as he grabbed a empty tape "follow me" he said once we were changed we followed Rodney, we walked outside and ran after him. Then we saw Liceman fighting body bags. Then we saw Rodney he started yapping about OUR plan to Him, Chooch grabbed my hand and started leading me somewhere behind a pole Then I heard liceman say "What about holt girlfriend and y/n thought of any way of getting them for me?" That's when I moved a little and a body moved

Chooch grabbed to hats and put em' on us then grabbing me waist putting me against him, then after liceman did some stuff they went away and we booked it.

—♡—

The next day at lunch Rodney walked away that's when me and chooch made eye contact and nodded he moved to where Rodney once was they all got up "Wait a minute" chooch said "We got soccer practice" they said "Guys just sit down, come on this is serious!" I said to them they looked surprised at me taking his side "Hey look I don't care what you guys think of me... but I don't like being blamed for something I didn't do," "Fine! May we leave now!" Hash said as I pulled him down immediately "No." I said to him "just shut up and listen." Then he started playing the tape where Rodney was talking about our plan to liceman

"Sorry chooch we really thought it was you," Oliver said "Yeah man. We didn't know" ike said to him "Yes! And we better call off the plan for soccer practice" "That's right! Now listen up. If you don't want those pictures to be out-" "You gotta make sure Ververgaert doesn't know how your gonna do it." Chooch said continuing my sentence "you got any ideas chooch?" Oliver asked as me and chooch made eye contact "What does liceman want more then anything else?" Chooch asked us "My balls" "My soul" "my ass" "Your girl and y/n!" Ike said as I looked down then up "You got it! Now, liceman wouldn't recognize her if he saw her would he?" "No" "Ok so here's what you gotta do. Butch Academy is coming her for the big dance. You have to make sure Ververgaert doesn't know what we're gonna do" "Okay okay wait. Good plan! What about y/n?" Ike asked looking at me "He doesn't care he has seen me, he wants me which honestly is disgusting, so I don't gotta worry I only have to seduce him with candy"

[golbrocklovely]

I know you’re so tired of hearing about drama and negativity lol the fandom gets way too heated. Maybe I’m just an easy going person idk but at the end of the day the world is still gonna turn 🤷‍♀️ I think some people need to just take a breather and realize that we’re all human and we are all going to make some mistakes and questionable choices at times. It’s just not that deep.

that's the thing with all of this drama; all of this should just be fun. like this should be a fun time in the fandom.

for years, and i genuinely want to emphasize years, this fandom has a, wanted boyfriend!colby content and b, has wanted snc to take a break bc they work so hard. and for both of these things to somewhat occur at the same time and instead of being happy a loud minority are pissed at them is really fucking annoying.

bc genuinely outside of those ppl and that bs, i'm having fun in the fandom. i'm enjoying my time seeing snc with their gfs, or seeing whatever they do post. they have so much content from past years that i rewatch, i'm constantly doing some form of creative endeavor related to them. i'm not bored.

not only that, but snc just announced to us on xplrclub a lot of cool things that are coming down the pipeline. and instead of focusing on that, all the bitter bettys on twitter are focusing on snc saying "hey we see your comments and some of them are really mean, which is why we don't go on there anymore" and their response to being called out is to not take it well (which is essentially what they are saying snc are doing). i mean…. at what point do you take accountability for being assholes?

bc reality is, snc don't just cut ppl off in this fandom. they are extremely nice, to a fault, to most of the fandom. there are plenty of fans that should have been put on blast a long time ago by them, blocked by them, seen some form of repercussions and instead snc are nice to them, reply to them, fold to what they say.

but sometimes i just have to remember to sit back and realize that it really is a very small number of fans that feel this way. bc as much as some of them love to believe they speak for a majority of the fandom, they don't. think of it this way, say for argument's sake there is 10k ppl in this fandom that hate what snc are currently doing. and hey, that's a lot of ppl. i'm not saying that's a small number. however, there is 12 million ppl in this fandom (roughly, of course, since not every person subbed to them is in the fandom). do you know what percent of the fandom that would be? eight. 8%. that's not even double digit percentage of the fandom that feels that way !! and it sure as hell isn't a majority.

so sometimes, i think the best bet anyone that doesn't agree with that very loud minority can do is just take a step back and enjoy what is currently happening with snc. as i've said, this should be a fun time. we should be enjoying and kiki-ing about snc with their girls. we should be wondering who they are collabing with and where they're going next. maybe even talking about other fun topics. but instead, twitter is a hellscape, like usual. but i'm not gonna let them ruin my fun anymore. sorry. i'm not here for you guys, i'm here for snc. yall stay mad lol

and like you said, it really isn't that deep.

[every-dayiwakeup]

ok u know i had to send an ask after u replied to my post !! id love to hear some headcanons for chubby steve and chubby eddie? (you can always add some chubby billy ones too, i know you love him 😉)

Oooh I've been waiting for this one 😜 @jaethecreator

Unlike Steve and Billy, Eddie doesn't get much physical activity. He spends most of his time in his trailer, eating junk food and jamming to Metallica (mood honestly). So he lacks the firmness of the other two. He's not particularly large in stature, and he has a thinner face. He's actually pretty happy being chubby, and he's not particularly shy. Compared to his boyfriends, he's "tiny". He may not wear revealing outfits (aside from in the bedroom- he's a sucker for leather is all I'm gonna say 😏) but he embraces any qualities that "set himself apart from people". Anything to annoy the conformists (which is his core belief and drive as a character). And if showing skin offends them, he'll do it out of spite. He knows he looks good, and that's enough for him (goals 😌🤌). He's delightfully doughy all over. His boyfriends are fucking tree trunks who have no problem picking him up, and the pounds he's packed on are simply a reminder of the numerous times the three Fuckateers gather on Steve's couch (Billy isn't convinced the stains on Eddie's mattress aren't piss) and munch on snacks. Happy memories are connected to his squishy stomach, and thighs. What's to be upset about?

Adding onto that, I think Eddie finds comfort in having some extra chub on him, because it's a state of contentment. For Billy, too.

Ever since Steve started working at Scoops Ahoy, he put on a few pounds. Since he's pretty tall, and has always been slim, the weight gain is a little more obvious. It usually goes to his ass, sides, and his stomach. It's heaven for Billy and Eddie, because with this new addition comes with a hairy belly. And as yall know I am an advocate for buff! Steve, so fuck, he's both. He's got this whole lumberjack look going on, and even his chest is wider. The bigger Steve gets, the more hair seems to grow. Steve doesn't necessarily notice getting chubby (because he's not someone who spends forever in front of a mirror when it's not hair related- I mean some of his outfits are ... questionable 😭). Plus theres no doubt its a combination of fat and muscle. He's definitely stronger now, and Billy likes to call him Hopper's long lost son... Whopper.

Billy has never been stick thin. As a child, he was pretty big, and he got bullied a lot- especially by Neil. When his mother was still present, she would reassure him that it was normal for kids to have baby fat. It never really went away. He works out religiously (look I know yall saw this dude drinking beer and smoking while lifting weights 😭) but fat still clings to his thighs, abdomen, face, legs, and ass- and he hates it. Unlike Steve and Eddie, his build is wide and broad. Billy boy is thick all over. Being around Eddie helps with his confidence a little, but he's a little shy. Plus his chipmunk cheeks make him look even younger (and he's the youngest of the three). Billy definitely has some internalized fatphobia due to bullies at school AND at home, so sometimes he lashes out at people who remind him of himself/how he sees himself. He's very hard on himself regardless of what it is anyway.

Eddie asks him point blank if he actually thinks fat is bad. Billy breaks down into tears, saying "On me it is!". Steve jumps in and asks Billy if he thinks Steve and Eddie look good. Billy nods fervently, and his boyfriends hug him, saying "If we look pretty, you look pretty, too. It's a three way street."

Also: Eddie and Steve have no problem with nicknames related to their builds in anyway, but their blonde bombshell isn't there yet, and that's okay. He'll get there. Until then, the brunettes will continue to love him enough when he isn't able to love himself.

Tagslist: (I figured yall would be interested + I wasn't sure if yall were tired of my chubby billy 🥺) (🎪🚶‍♂️)

@suspiciouslackofclowns

@thatawkwardlittlefangirl

@wixterirox

@whoringrove

@harringroveho

@polaris-ursae

@geormenia

@emeraldwitches

@spaceboxkitty

@shipworm

@namorian

@steveharringronsupport

@youre-my-boshaw-baby

[khaleesiofalicante]

SO MANY THOUGHTS

Victoria is the actual assassin?? i still feel like it's max.....but why would victoria kill her own bf??

Magnus pouting about not looking good in orange is my gender

DANI NO DO NOT SUPPORT THE ENGLAND THEY WON ONCE IN 1900S SOMETHING AND STILL ACT LIKE THEY FOUND THE DAMN GAME

Just love how max knew that AJ won't come back after he learns about what happened, really shows how much max knows about his sons and how much he loves them even though he only sees them every other weekend

Omg if magnus watches the show he's gonna fucking flip, and mostly bitch about alec not being as hot in the show or magnus' fashion choice in the show

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

i really hope mallory kills hunter in lbaf and then herself, like i've never wished this upon anyone, but gods woman just die ffs

can i have lbaf snippet please?

You are great, i'm glad you booked a vacation, have fun and do yo!

Good question.

Orange is SUCH a tough color to pull off ugh

That's literally England. All they do is brag about the one thing they did 200 years ago smh. (I'm literally supporting no one don't worry hehe)

That's a very good point. I think (as we will see) Max would have been a little disappointed if AJ had forgiven him too easily. We'll see.

The fashion choice is definitely gonna piss him off. Alec is already pissed about it.

HAHAHAHAHA

not me making yall wishing people were dead sdjncfskf OKAY YOU'VE BEEN HEARD

I have a super busy week coming up with super important meetings every fucking day so i really needed the vacay. I'm gonna just sleep and chill. i need to get by 1.5 weeks before i get there ugh.

Here is your snippet:

"Do you know why Lucifer fell from heaven? Because he loved too much. He loved power too much. He loved being the most powerful. Love makes people do crazy things. Love is the most powerful weapon there is. And you, David, you love too much. "

[whatagirlwants]

people who are claiming to be sabrina fans in my ask saying that my page is this and that. and this and that. how is my page affecting anyone?

if you are a sabrina fan answer these questions:

is whatagirlwants tumblr account affecting sabrina’s career? (no)

is whatagirlwants tumblr account starting discourse of her posts outside this platform that is negatively affecting sabrina? (no)

is whatagirlwants just stating her opinions and how she sees things and none of it is negatively affecting sabrina in any way? (yes)

so why are you in my inbox?

all i do is talk about song lyrics and maybe timeline of her relationships if yall ask about it. might have shaded J here and there but i always say like nothing personal i dont know this man or really give a fuck.

so J fans coming in here trying to insult me because u dont agree with me. u dont see me going your personal spaces and insulting u. cause i dont. but just know… none of that is gonna change that Sabrina is successful and u just hate to see it. shes always been successful without him before him and after him. and i think his fans J fans are jealous. because he didnt get his white boy mayer mendes moment and is actually stuck in his career. hopefully things work out for him though. i might delete this maybe ya’ll just pissed me off for now.

ya’ll can pretend u guys never liked her at some point and only changed opinions cause u follow him and his opinion which fan culture i get. but hating her for basically saying in her music “hey i kinda feel like i was used by this person who maybe was only with me cause i was a great opportunity at that time” is fucking insane cause any blind person knows she was an opportunity for him and she has the right to feel and voice that in her music. and he’s proving her right.

he barely had 1 million followers at the time. she had 20+million followers, was getting 3 million likes an average for each post. had movie projects lined out during the pandemic and things to look forward to. what was he doing? asked her to help him with his ep and to he a part of it so he can GAIN something from her. that was the foundation of their relationship unfortunately. and it took her a whole year to see it.

[royalstydia]

yall i decided to finally stop being pussy & impulsively post this shit :)) my first writing on here sooo

brat

hawk/eli moskowitz x reader

warnings: 18+, mild smut, soft dom!hawk, oral (male receiving), cursing, daddy kink, slight degradation (calling reader slut)

summary: reader and hawk are constantly coming for each other’s throats. then hawk came in hers ;)

I rolled my eyes at the sight of the little red headed shit laughing with his friends. He could have literally been anywhere else, but of course it had to be in front of my locker.

I sighed, inching closer to them. Instead of saying anything, I just pushed him to the side. The laughter died down and I didn’t have to think twice about Hawk being pissed. The moment I opened my locker, it was pushed shut by him.

“What the fuck” He spit out. “Do I need to teach you fucking manners?”

“I’m not in the mood for your shit right now.” I muttered loud enough for him to hear.

“You started it and now you’re gonna pay for it.” He glared at me.

“Oh yeah and what the fuck are you going to do, Lip?” I bit back.

A look of anger filled his expression, before it was replaced by a smirk. He came real close to my face, aiming to taunt me.“You better shut that pretty little mouth of yours before I put it to work, brat.”

He looked back at his friends laughing. I scoffed, walking away. At this point, I didn’t even care about getting into my locker anymore.

————————————

It was now fifth period and time for lunch. I was making my way down the hall, when someone pulled me into an empty room. I was confused, before I looked up and saw that stupid little mohawk.

“What the hell?” I questioned, pushing his hands off of me.

His signature smirk made its way onto his face. “You didn’t think you’d get away with acting like such a brat earlier, did you?”

“Maybe if you weren’t such a dickhead, there would be no reason for me to act like a brat.” I spoke.

His smirk faltered, as he inched closer towards me. I backed away with every step he took. Soon, my body came into contact with the hard lab table. Hawk’s hands found their place on either side of my figure, trapping me.

He let out a small chuckle, humming softly. He held my chin, forcing me to look him in his eyes. “Now, what did I say about that pretty little mouth of yours, little girl?”

As much as he got on my nerves, I couldn’t help but feel a slight tingle in my core. His smirk grew, seeing the lust in my eyes.

I attempted to get my shit together, not adamant on him having the upper hand. A snicker left my mouth and I pulled away from the grip he had on my face. “Not going to happen.”

“No?” He raised his eyebrow.

I tried to ignore the hand that was now running up and down my side. I shuddered softly when his cold hands slipped under my hoodie, resting on my waist. His head only grew bigger at my reaction.

He removed his hand from my waist, only to grip my hair. His hand snaked into the roots of my hair, tugging at it. I let out a soft moan. His body was firmly pressed against me and his lips rested on mine.

“But you were so eager to suck daddy’s cock last week, weren’t you?” He lowly spoke, against my lips.

I didn’t speak, focused on the intense throbbing between my thighs. Which didn’t last for long, as he pulled my hair harder. “I asked you a question, princess.”

I quickly nodded, not trusting my voice at the moment. But that wasn’t good enough for him. “What’s the matter, brat? Can’t speak.”

“I-“ I paused, taking in a sharp breath. “Yes, daddy.”

His eyes turned darker at the sound of me calling him that. “Now beg for it.” He hummed.

I really shouldn’t do what I’m about to, but after all I was a brat. A small smirk made it’s way onto my face. “No.” I uttered against his lips.

“You’re going to pay for that you fucking brat. Knees, now.” He said, letting go of his grip on my hair and moving to pull his pants down.

I glanced at him, then the door. I was worried someone would walk in. I mean we were at school.

“If you played nice earlier, we wouldn’t be in this situation. Now, if someone walks in, they’re just going to have to see what a slut you are for daddy.” He said.

I watched as he pulled his boxers down and his hard cock sprung free. I refrained from licking my lips.

“Suck.” His demand was enough to have me knelt in front of him.

I rubbed my thumb against his tip, swiping away the pre-cum that was leaking down. My eyes glared into his, as he watched me raise my finger to my mouth. He let out a soft groan at the sight of me tasting him.

I was ready to tease him some more, but he wasn’t having it. He grabbed the top of my hair, scrunching it in his hand. “Open.” He commanded, pulling my head closer.

I looked up at him, through hooded eyes and opened my mouth. He wasted no time shoving his dick inside.

I gagged at the feeling of his cock in the back of my throat. He slowly pulled my head back, his dick slipping out, before he quickly pushed himself back into my mouth.

I hummed against him, as he face fucked me. The vibration causing him to let out a moan. His hands held my hair in a makeshift ponytail, guiding me up and down his shaft. I continued sucking, the wetness between my thighs growing at the sound of his moans.

He thrusts deeper into my mouth, causing me to gag. He held his dick in place, resting at the back of my throat. A throaty fuck managed to slip past his lips.

My hand then moved up to grip his thigh, pulling back slightly. The hold on my hair was loosening. I began moving without guidance. He was pretty big and it left my hand palming whatever couldn’t fit in my mouth. I released his dick, pumping him a few times. I darted my tongue out, slowly licking a stripe up his shaft. A soft groan filled my ears. I put his dick back in my mouth, bobbing my head up and down. I felt his hips buck, involuntarily pushing himself further down my throat.

His cock twitched, as he let out a string of profanities. His cum slowly filled my mouth. He pulled out, watching as I swallowed it. Some of his cum dripped down my mouth onto my chin. His finger quickly swiped it up.

I locked eyes with him, as I opened my mouth and sucked his fingers clean. He pulled me up, pressing a rough kiss against my lips. I moaned into his mouth, incredibly turned on by him kissing me after I just sucked him off.

He broke the kiss and started pulling his pants up. Meanwhile, I began to run my fingers through my hair.

When we were done fixing ourselves, we looked at one another. “Maybe if you behave, I’ll return the favor later.” He winked, backing away.

I watched as he turned his back and walked out of the room. I groaned, feeling the pool of wetness between my legs.

I sighed, walking towards the door. Just a couple more hours. You got this bitch, you can behave.

-—

royalstydia <3

idk ??? lmao

part 2 with actual smut maybe ?? if anyone reads this

[narrators-journal]

Helloo may i request idol or celebrity reader and stanley? the world knows that you're in a relationship but the reader wants to hide stan's identity.

the reader is on a break but paparazzi's always spots them everywhere and they had to escape them everytime.

and during flights too they're always too updated and won't respect yall's privacy, can you make scenarios about that? Have a good day!

Let's hope this works and I don't need to cut it in two! Anywho, this was very fun to write, I hope you enjoy it!

As a well known and popular celebrity, it was to be expected that your privacy went out the window. So, naturally, your casual fling with Stanley Snyder, the best friend of a prodigal NASA scientist named Xeno Houston Wingfield, was destined to be the front page story.

You'd tried to keep things secret, of course, but you'd only gotten two dates into feeling out what exactly you and the marine had simmering between the two of you before the paparazzi were reporting that apparently he was an adulterer or somehow faking his sexuality.       "How on earth are you so calm about this? Doesn't it annoy you?" You asked the tall man while he cackled like a cartoon hyena at the offending magazine article you'd shown him. You couldn't help but give him a dirty look as he regained his breath and simply shrugged,         "Darling, not only do I not give a single fuck what those vultures think I am, I know for a fact that Xee is gonna have a fit over this, and it's going to be hilarious for me to see." The man chuckled, making you envy the way he could so nonchalantly fish a cigarette out of a pack and light it. As a proper celebrity, not someone simply known for their friend's feat and military rank, you couldn't afford to be so unphased by the vultures spreading rumors like that, so it annoyed you a bit that Stan was so relaxed about it.

Regardless of the rumors though, you continued seeing the lipstick--wearing soldier. He had the decency to go through your steps of avoiding as many camera-headed stalkers as you could on dates, didn't flaunt his connection to you, even though things often got at least a little spicy, and he proved to be ungodly charming and fun, so you were willing to deal with the papparazzi hounding you to keep fooling around with him.

Though, the paparazzi weren't the only ones circling you and Stan's fling.           "So, like, what exactly is up with you and your friend?" You asked one of the nights the pale-haired marine had snuck over for some quality time. The question earned you a questioning look from his icy blue eyes while he laid in bed beside you, finishing an earlier cigarette,             "Of all the pillow-talk conversations, you wanna ask about Xeno?"             "Yes. I want to know what the hell is between you two." You confirmed, and Stan just shrugged,          "I'm not gonna lie to ya, we're a bit complicated." He confessed, "Been friends basically since our first memories, so naturally we have a few firsts from one another. But, we are not currently dating. I have asked, Xeno has just not been in a position to expend that energy." When he paused to crush out the finished remains of his cigarette you rolled onto your side and propped your cheek up on your hand to give him a dead look,          "Oh, so I'm a placeholder?"            "Eh, I wouldn't put it so coldly. But I've told ya from the beginning not to expect a long-lasting relationship out of me," He reminded nonchalantly, and his point was the exact reason you didn't get legitimately pissed. You were a popular social figure, Stan was a man who actively avoided as much of the social eye as he could, you two weren't really destined for a lengthy marriage, so you knew better than to be threatened or hurt by his friendships.           "So, what Xeno said to me was true?" You asked, snorting when Stan seemed a bit surprised,           "When did Xeno talk to you?"           "Like, a week ago I think? I saw him at the grocery store and when I said hi all he responded with was 'go ahead and enjoy Stan now, because I'm the one that'll die with his ring on my finger,' and then walked off- WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING?!"

You hit Stanley with a pillow while he howled with laughter, half trying to block your attacks and half trying to get the air to speak, but he just ended up almost falling out of the bed before he got his composure back.         "Are you done?" You huffed, glaring at him as he sat back on the bed, taking deep breaths and fighting off remaining giggles before he laid back down and spoke again,           "Yeah, and sorry Xeno was so blunt about that."           "Oh, not even gonna deny it?" You playfully asked, only getting a shrug,           "I mean, a life full of being a guinea pig for sex with my lifelong crush, or a life of avoiding the paparazzi and rumors in the sunday paper," he made a gesture like he was weighing the options, grinning when you just threw your weapon of blunt force at his head.           "As if marrying Nasa's pet prodigy wouldn't get you in the news."           "I mean, it would, but they'd get bored of us eventually. You'll never know privacy even after you die." He pointed out as you just flopped down beside him with a dramatic sigh, taking your pillow back as well.

Part of you hated that Stanley had a point. Compared to Xeno, you were more interesting for the vultures to follow, so anything he did wouldn't last too long on their radar. And, admittedly, it partially hurt to hear Stan so confidently remind you that your fling with him was temporary. You couldn't blame the man, it wasn't fun having to live your life basically on camera, but you had kind of hoped you could talk him into something a little more serious with you.

Nonetheless, you had the pretty man now, so you did exactly what Xeno had said.

Cuddling up to the marine you sighed,           "I'm going to start hording your nudes in that case."         "Eh, Xee'll probably erase them when we eventually split."           "I think that's kind of illegal, even for him." All you got in reply was a chuckle.

[bubble4u]

Do Re Mi~

Mentions :multiple people, fucking in public sorta, recording someone, non con

@festive @novaresque @bontensucker @danni-k @aasouthteranoswife @mianavs

"So whose gonna sing next cause I'm really fucking tired of hearing rindou singing sad ass love songs" kokonoi was flipping through the hefty book that holds all the selections to choose from

"Fuck you koko ah fuck just fucking pick im busy shit bitch you're getting tighter" rindou couldn't keep having a conversation with the platinum blonde itll just piss him off to the point of losing his erection. Ran was looking at the food menu contemplating what else they should order"hey babe, what else should we get I'm getting kinda hungry again" is he being for real right now "i..I dont...I don't know" you were trying your best not to moan you didn't want any of the staff or customers outside to hear what yall were doing (they already knew) especially not when the man asking you questions brother is fucking you though your third orgasm.

There was a sound of a door opening and closing "boss said he'll join us next time and takeomi, kakucho and mochi are all busy" sanzu made eye contact with your teary eyes "looks like it'll be just us" he smiled down towards you patting your head like you weren't bent over the table being fucked "well that's a shame do you wanna pick the next song" kokonoi tossed the book to sanzu.

The poor staff half of them have already saw you in such compromising positions when your food got delivered you were riding sanzu while he recorded your pussy swallowing up his dick. When they requested more stuff you were sucking off kokonoi everytime one of them called for a server they were gonna see you doing something one time it was already a given cause sanzu thought it would be funny to put the microphone up to your lips while rindou was eating you out "ah yes my favorite song" these poor workers. "Hey! Watch what your fucking doing" poor guy he was too caught up trying not to stare at you being fucked against the window by ran that he didn't realize he had spilled some alcohol on sanzu. Kokonoi couldn't help but laugh at the situation "damn dude weren't those expensive too that's sucks" sanzu was grumbling angrily while trying to wipe off the liquid the poor staff member was apologizing purposely trying his best to rectify the situation "if you wanted to try her out just ask"rindo suggested nonchalantly that in turn clicked something sinister inside sanzu "yeah buddy no hard feelings" sanzu approached the still scared staff member "how's about this" he yanked the guy by the hair and dragged him towards you and ran.

Ran felt a tap on his shoulder that made him stopped mid stroke which caused you to whimper wondering why he had stopped. Ran saw sanzu smiling like he wasn't holding someone by their hair "our new friend here was so curious about our toy do you mind letting them see" ran rolled his eyes at sanzus antics "fine but hurry up we only rented the place for 2 hours" as he tucked himself back into his pants you were panting trying to catch your breathe this is only the third break you had but fuck you were so close too. The Pinkette approached your slightly slump form "baby~" you looked up at him annoyed but also confused what the fuck was he doing now "sanzu I was just about to cum what is it you want" he smiled so wide at your little attitude he had pinched your cheeks"awww I'm sorry" you smacked his hand away that always made your face heat up you hated it when people did that but when sanzu did it you practically melted but now wasn't the time for that you were still upset with him interrupting you "I'm sorry honey but you see this one right here"sanzu had yanked the staff member up still having a strong hold on his hair "couldn't help but just be so captivated by you that it's hindering his job performance" you raised one eyebrow trying decipher where he was going with this "why not let him have a taste huh sweety maybe then he'll be able to perform better".

You laid down with your legs spread open as the staff member was placed in between still scared about the situation he's been put in "well, HURRY UP!" sanzu nudged the guys back with his foot "you were so interested what happend" the staff member looked around trying to see if maybe he can get some sort of pity from the other men but alas, they were all on their phone not giving a shit about what their colleague was doing "maybe he needs encouragement" kokonoi chimed in not even looking up from his cell phone and with that suggestion a little light bulb turned on. Sanzu pushed the guys head further that he was now practically face to face with your pussy he could even see a bit of cum seeping out a bit "come oooooon~ you know you wanna" the guy still shook his head "please I'm sorry I didn't mean to look please I won't say anything I'll pay for the pants" sanzu laughed his head off "yeah? you got 5k on you right now" the staff member shook his head "that's what I thought plus I told you all is forgiven this is my way of showing said forgiveness" sanzu pushed the guys head that he made contact with you pussy "fuck ow! Sanzu that hurt watch it!" You winced at the force sanzu had put on but it slowly started turning into pleasure "sorry baby he was taking to long I figure this would encourage him" sanzu rubbed the guys face all around "hurry up! if you leave her unsatisfied I'll fucking kill you here" the guy whimpered trying not cry he wanted out he didn't mean to piss them off he then open his mouth and started eating you out hoping you'd cum soon"there we go! See! Didn't need to fucking do all this" he let go of the guys head to go sit next to rindou "now make her cum in the next 5 minutes if not I'm gonna put a bullet in your head"

As the night came to a close and you were getting dressed sanzu came up behind you wrapping his arms around your waist "heeeey beautiful" you looked at him annoyed nudging him off of you "awww baby I'm sorry honest but hey at least you got to cum right" you turned to glare at him "sanzu you're lucky I love all of you cause if not I would have half a mind to tell Mikey what you did" sanzu laughed at your threat "yeah ok sure do that and the only one losing here is that poor guys life" he wasn't lying sadly it's happened before minus the person finishing you off "come on let's go home ran is still bitching that he didn't get to cum" he put an arm around your shoulder walking towards the exit.

You didn't even get to sing stupid assholes

[mythiccheroacademia]

A/N: Thank you hottie❤️ Tumblr was fucking with the format, so I had to repost.  Anyways, I looovveee this request. I’ve been waiting to be in the right mood to write this. Like, jealous muscular himbos completely head over heels for their s/o? Sign me up.

Sorry for the wait. I hope you enjoy this, sugar plum

All characters are 18+

Warnings: smut below the line!

Katsuki Bakugo:

SFW

bakugo doesnt get jealous

he usually felt secure in your relationship

yeah he got annoyed when kaminari would jokingly flirt with you

and yes, it made him angry when the dekusquad would literally stare at you with puppy dog eyes

and it pissed him off when kirishima suddenly became the funniest guy in the room when you were around

but he wasn’t jealous

how could he be? he’s bakugo katsuki

you agreed to go out with him. the strongest. the best. you couldn't get any better than him

right?

lmao no

the bigger the ego, the more fragile it was

bakugo doesnt handle jealousy well

there’s a small part of him that knows he can be an asshole

he’s not the most...affectionate person

but damn it, if he doesnt try his hardest for you

you notice that he gets quieter but his actions become a lot more aggressive

he’s glaring at anyone that smiles at you

it’s honestly scarier than his threats

forces you to hold hands

is suddenly into PDA??? when he kissed you in front of your friends you literally made a face

you didn't know what was up with him, but you were really confused when you told him to chill and he visibility wilted

once he came around to telling you that he wouldn't hold it against you if you wanted to leave him, you were quick to reassure him

give him a couple kisses and rub his ego just a tad, and he’ll be back to normal

acts like he didn't just look like he was about to cry two seconds ago

NSFW

there are two things that happen when bakugo gets jealous

at first, he’s very rough and handsy

he likes to talk big and say things like

“imma fuck you up when we get home”

“you like when daddy does that, sweetheart?”

“kiss it right there, baby”

“youre mine. tell me your mine”

he’s doing everything he can to get you screaming and thrashing

he’ll go down on you for hours, leave you trembling, only to tell you that was a warm-up

there’s this dark look in his eyes when he’s pounding into you, gripping the headboard so he can angle himself in the best position possible

it’s like he’s trying to prove himself by wrecking you

in the midst of your fucking, just when you feel like youre about to pass out, bakugo’s head falls on your shoulder

he’s still thrusting into you, but it gets slower and deeper

needier

now it’s not just fucking

looks into your eyes with the most adoring gaze and kisses the breath of out you

he can’t speak, too deep into your lovemaking to express how much he loves you

how he’s so scared of losing you

but you don’t need his words to understand

lock your legs around his hips and tell him how you’ll always be his and he will let out a moan that makes your toes curl

when you reach your high, it’s a vulnerable moment

lots of soft kisses and hugging

wont admit to the tears that sting his eyes but is willing to express his adornment for you through his embrace and aftercare

Todoroki Shouto:

SFW

todoroki doesnt have a lot of experience with jealousy

he knows what anger is

he’s felt insecurity

and he knows what it feels like to long for something or someone

but envy was a foreign concept to him

that was until he got into his first romantic relationship with you

don't get him wrong, he trusted you with everything

you gave him no reason to question your loyalty

and it never occurred to him that you would leave him for someone else because of how strong your love was for one another

however, his insecurities always got the best of him

he had a lot of baggage

he knew that

and when someone would approach you, someone that looked free-spirited and independent, he’d wonder if he was holding you back

even then, he can’t help but think that no one is worth the ground you walked on

not even himself sometimes

he never brings it up

but you notice that he started touching his scar a lot more

todoroki would try to act more extroverted thinking it would be better if he was livelier

youre deep talks about family matter diminished little by little

he tried to fill your comfortable silence with awkward conversation

you were so confused why your bf was acting so different

it took a couple attempts to get him to spill his thoughts

once he did, he’s stark quiet, looking away, fearing that you’d be so disappointed in him

but you just take his face in your hands and tell him

“you’re my whole world shouto. why would i ever give that up?”

he holds you in his arms for a long time after that

NSFW

behind his jealousy of onlooking eyes is a deep steed of low self-esteem

and you can feel it when you get intimate

he’s always looking to please you, but now he’s desperate, trying so hard to think of what will make you feel good

it makes you sad bc he already knows the answer to those questions

but he overthinks it

he’s noticeably shier

his touches are hesitant as he second-guesses himself

is continuously asking if you’re okay or if he’s doing it right

at one point, you have to take charge and push him down on the bed

“let me show you how much i want you. just you”

licks his lips as you kiss down his body

one of those guys that believes sucking his dick is a chore 💀

“you don't have to do that” face ass

so when you suck the soul out of him, he’s SPRUNG

would write a song about it if he could LMAO

quickly says he loves you before kissing you like the world depends on it as you ride him

twirl your hips in the way he likes and he’ll hiss out curses

run your hands through his hair and kiss his scar and he’ll give you such pretty moans

please tell him how beautiful he is and how much you love him

my mans will nut on the spot

after the first round, he regains his confidence and flips you on your hands and knees

before you even know what’s going on, he’s pounding into you, gripping your hips like a lifeline

now that he’s reminded that he’s your man, he spends the night realigning your spine

bc who could do it better?

Togata Mirio:

SFW

mirio is one of the most confident people ever

not only is he secure in himself, but he’s secure in your relationship

he knows he bagged a baddie

ofc people would be all over you

he couldn't blame them! i mean, look at you!

when people approached you, he usually let you handle it

if they were persistent, he would just put an arm around your waist

“you’ve got good taste, but they’re taken! sorry!”

it’s so wholesome that the other person can’t even find it within themselves to be upset

there was only one time he recalled getting genuinely jealous

it was during the time you two weren't exclusively dating

just going on dates to see how things went

at the same time, he overheard from your friend that your ex was trying to get back with you

when he heard that, he started sweating

it wasn't jealousy, but more like fear

he was determined not to lose you

not when things were going so well

mirio literally goes above and beyond on your dates

mans deadass learns how to cook all your favorite foods to bring to you

youre crying bc the seasoning was just *chef’s kiss*

brings you flowers at random times of the day

sends you pictures of things that remind him of you

you’re just soaking up all the attention

he’s always been an extra person so you didn't think much of it

it wasn't until you two were cuddling and watching a movie in his apartment that he confesses to you

“i know that i’m competing against history between you and your ex, but i want you to know that my feelings for you are strong, y/n. and i’ll do everything to prove to you that i can be the man of your dreams”

you stare at him before bringing him in for a kiss

“there’s a reason my ex is my ex”

“but--”

“just ask me to be yours already, mirio”

he didnt have to be told twice

NSFW

it was actually that same night that cuddling turned into something a little nastier

honestly, from then on, if you cuddled for more than 20min, there was a 99% chance yall end up fucking lmao

but that night, when he was kissing your neck and grinding his dick against you, he noticed your phone light up on the nightstand

you were too caught up in his fingers between your legs but he saw the text from your ex

it read: “i know this might be out of the blue, but would you wanna catch up over dinner sometime?”

now, mirio wasn't one to be spiteful

but he couldn't help but get a little heated

knowing your ex was trying to get back with you was way different than seeing it

a tiny switch goes off in his head and now he’s ready to make it known that you and him are together

you’re in heaven as mirio’s lips suck and nip at your neck and body

his head game is immaculate

turns you on your stomach so he can massage your back and ass before sliding into you

mirio holds your neck and gives you sloppy kisses as his hips swim into you

your phone lights up again and you can barely think straight when he gets rougher

starts pounding into you like he’s tryna put a baby in you whether it’s possible or not 💀

youre grabbing for anything you can hold as he starts whispering sweet nothings about how he’s gonna take care of you

whew...what a man yall 🥴

the entire time he’s wearing a shit-eating grin

bc he knows he won

might have accidentally sent your ex a voice recording of you moaning his name

oops

[drakenology]

All Yours! - Kirishima Eijiro

“i’m all yours!” 

author’s note: this is pure filth ok? kiri is always written as a gentleman and I wanted to make him a slimey little cheater. tbh it was kinda hot. hope you guys enjoy this.

warnings: smut, angst, infidelity, fluff, fem!reader, phone sex , characters aged up! made up wife yall can give her a name if yall want lmao “she’s” just for the story. 

How can I put this? Sure, I loved my wife. She was with me when I was a nobody. Supported my dreams even when it meant I couldn’t be with her. But I can’t shake this feeling of regret. It’s almost as if I have married the wrong person. We stopped being intimate. She tenses up everytime I approach her. She doesn’t even look me in my eyes. She doesn’t love me anymore, I’m sure. I don’t think I loved her as much as I did when we first met. I was scared to tell her, scared to leave her. To be honest, I think we were both too chicken shit to sign those divorce papers.

Me and Katsuki talk about it all the time. He hypes me up over a few beers and when I get home I just lay dead next to her in bed, a huge wall separating our bodies from each other’s warmth even though we were so close. Our marriage was dying, withering away as we watched it fade. I don’t even bother telling her I’m leaving. I’m sure she has company over to fuck her while I’m gone. I caught her once.

He was amongst the higher ranks of Heros; I’ve seen him around before. He was on top of her, kissing her in the spots I used to kiss her. She seemed to be enjoying herself until I walked in. I was pissed. I pulled that guy off her and my mind went blank. I collect myself as she held me back from him. All I remember is her screaming. 

“It’s over! Don’t you get it!?” The pain in my knuckles snapped me out of it as I listened to her defend a man she hardly knew over me. He was knocked out on the ground, the pig naked and sweaty sporting a new blackeye courtesy of yours truly. I’ll never forget those words. We’ve been cheating on each other since that night. 

Tonight I was going to a bar with Katsuki and Kaminari, who wanted to get a few beers and maybe catch up a little. The both of them were pretty happy in their relationships. I never thought Bakugo would settle down. I’m watching my friends get into new and healthy relationships, while mine finds its impending doom. 

“Cheer up, Eijiro. I’m sure you’ll work up the courage to leave. It’s not working anymore, bro. I can see it in your eyes.” Denki says, taking a sip from his beer. I sigh and nod, only able to impishly agree. I was pretty upset. I spent a lot of good time with her. We made good memories. But it just didn’t work out. What went wrong? What happened? 

Bakugo grumbled about how I need to get over it, “Every woman in this joint would throw their fucking panties at you to have one night fucking a pro hero, don’t you get it? To be honest you should have left her that night you caught her cheating on you with that fucking side kick. Stop bein a coward and get it done.” I looked at him in shock but nonetheless he was right about me being a coward. I’d rather stay with her than try with someone new. Or so I had thought.

Time seemed to freeze when this woman walked into the bar with a few girls I was in the same class with in UA. She was quite possibly the most beautiful fucking woman I’ve ever laid eyes on. She seemed so confident and walked with her head held high. She knew she was hot, and wanted to make sure everyone in the bar knew. She wore this skimpy little dress in red, red lipstick on her full lips to match. Why does she seem so familiar?

She walked by our table, her perfume seeming to lure me towards her to follow her wherever she went. I was drunk and looking for something or anyone to distract me from what was going on at home. It felt wrong but something in me couldn’t resist. I couldn’t help but stare at her long legs in that dress that seemed to hug and squeeze at every curve in her body. I just wanted to grab her and nail her on the nearest surface in this fucking bar. 

“Yo, you’re drooling, dude.” Denki says, waving his hand in front of my eyes. I grabbed his wrist and pushed his hand away from my view. Something about this woman made me want to know more about her. I guess I could start with her name. I stood up from my seat and approached her, telling the guys I’d be right back. My hands got clammy as I got closer. I’m not gonna lie I was nervous as fuck. She was having a conversation with someone at the bar, her head slightly tilted to the side to better hear the person over all the music and outside chatter. I sit on the other side of her and tap her shoulder. 

“Hey. Can I buy you a drink?” I ask. She turned to me and smiled brightly, her teeth almost twinkling. 

“Sure! I’m Y/N. What’s your name?” She shouted over the music. I was a little shocked she didn’t know who I was. It’s hard to even go grocery shopping without being recognized. It was almost refreshing. 

“Eijiro Kirishima.” I say, holding out my sweaty hand to give her a hand shake. She took my hand and shook it, giggling as she noticed the wetness of my palms.

“Nice to meet ya, sweaty hands.” She said teasingly. God she was pretty. It was like no one was here except the two of us. She ordered the drink she wanted and I paid the bartender after we got our orders. We talked for what seemed like hours. It was almost easy with her. She was open and honest. She had nothing to hide and she was real. It’s hard to find that in people nowadays. 

“You’re pretty handsome, sweaty hands. You must have some girlfriend waiting for you to come home tonight, don’t you?” She questioned. I froze, thinking of my wife as I take a big sip of my drink. 

“I’m uh.. actually married. But she and I are separating.” I said, looking down at my drink. 

“Are you just telling me that so I’ll sleep with you? Or are you serious?” She asked, squinting her eyes at me to see if she can detect any lies. 

“I wish I wasn’t serious. I did love her at one point but..” I swallowed the lump in my throat, feeling pathetic. I was about to cry in front of a girl I’m trying to fuck. How manly. 

“Hey. You don’t have to explain much more, ok? I understand and I believe you.” She said, her small hand resting on my shoulder in reassurance. I look her in the eyes and smile. Why was she being so nice? 

“Hey, here’s my number. Call me anytime, sweaty hands.” She giggles, kissing me on the cheek. She finished her drink and pulled a pen from her purse. She wrote her number on a napkin and kissed it, leaving a red lipstick kiss on it. Y/N handed it to me and left, swaying her hips as she walked out the door.

Fuck.

“She was HOT! Way to go, Kirishima!” Denki said, surprising me. He pats my back and orders another round of beers for me and Bakugo, who was cheering me on back at the table. We sit for a while and go home a few hours after. I call an uber being that I’m too drunk to drive. When it gets to me, I get in and take the number out of my pocket to lock it in my phone. Should I even be considering this? 

Fuck it. 

I text her. I couldn’t wait to talk to her. 

“Hey sweaty hands. Took you long enough to text me.” She texted. I could almost hear her voice through the text as I text her back with shaky hands. 

“What are you doing?” I text, sitting back in the seat. She doesn’t respond for a while until I’m about to get out of the car. 

“3 Attachments.” The message read. I nearly fall over at the thought of what those attachments are. I unlock my front door and sneak back inside. My wife was already asleep, thank god. I couldn’t take her nagging when I was out late. I go to our room and sit on the bed, opening her message. God. She was naked with a blanket covering her more intimate bits. She was laying in bed, her nipples poking through the thin blanket as she pulled her features into a lewd look. She looked so good. 

“Thinking of you.” She said. My pants grow tight as I think of what she looks like under that blanket, my mind trailing to all the dirty things I’d do to her. How pretty she’d be with my dick in her little mouth. What was she doing to me? I send her a text back, 

“You’re such a tease.” I feel my wife stir in bed as I slowly try to climb in without waking her. I sigh as she turns back over and goes back to sleep, turning my attention back to my phone. 

“I want you, Eijiro. I wanna help you forget all about her.” She texted sending me another sultry image. “She won’t please you like I can.” I gulp and get up from my bed and rush to the bathroom. 

“Is that so?”

“Yeah.. I wanna show you.” She texted, tempting me to risk it all. I facetime her without thinking. Fuck I hope my wife’s still sleeping. Y/N answers, already naked and spread out on camera for me. Dirty girl. God she looked heavenly. She wore nothing but these pink thigh high socks

“I’m so wet for you, Kiri. I want you so bad.” She whined, playing with her wet folds teasingly as if she was waiting for me to tell her what to do. I practically drooled at the sight of her so lewd like this for me, her face full of desire for a man already taken. This wrong feeling just felt so right. 

“Don’t be shy, love. Show me how you please yourself.” I said, my cock twitching in anger at the lack of attention. I licked my lips as I watched her finger her pretty pussy for me, her sweet moans filling my ears as I completely forget about everything around me. I could watch her fuck herself all day. 

“Kiri- I-I wish you were here. You’d do a much better job than me- ah!” she whined, adding another finger inside her needy little hole. I pull out my cock and start to stroke it feverishly, wishing her pussy was wrapped around me instead. 

“Yeah?” I huffed, Y/N moaning in response. I pant as I stroke myself, enamored by this woman spread out before me. I can’t wait to really taste her. 

“I’m all yours, Eijiro! Whenever you want me. Ughhh god, I can’t wait to have y-you.” She mewls, her pace quickening.

I smirk and follow her movements, mimicking her rhythm to at least simulate the feeling of her pretty pussy wrapped around me. Her moans rang in my ears, the sound of her wetness squelching around her fingers as she fucked herself open for me. I pant, feeling close to cumming all over myself as I watched her legs start to shake, a sign that she herself was close too.

“Fuuuuck, Ah! I-I’m g-gonna cum for you, Kiri. Please let me cum.. please?” She begged, the sound nearly broke me. The fact she was begging me to let her cum as if I owned her really turned me on. I huff, holding myself back further as I sweat profusely.

“G’head, baby. Cum for me. Let me hear you.” I pant desperately, wanting to let go myself. And she did, her pathetic little screams echoing in my ears like a symphony. I cum just about the same time she does, my seed spilling all over my hand and lower stomach. I hear her cooing praises at me as I moan and gasp for air in front of her.

“Mmm, I wanna lick that up for you, daddy. You’re so big.” She said, licking her lips at the sight of me. I sigh in relief, telling her how gorgeous she is as I clean myself up. She stood up and grabbed her phone, winking as she told me,

“I guess this is to be continued, huh?”

[neko-nemesis]

This is probably my extremely-not-canon version of Cyrus as seen from my heavily tinted glasses but lmao who gives a f

Blushy baby Cyrus drinking at Angel's Share after a hard day's work being greeted by a fellow adventurer (who he's 1000% crushing on) with a "Cyrus! Great work today as well. How about we take out that horde of slimes at Stormbearer Mountains tomorrow? The youngins been having a little trouble with them"

You gonna be lying to yourself if you think Cyrus isn't gonna giggle like a little girl at that as if they just asked him to marry them.

I fr imagine Cyrus to be the type that would get absolutely smitten when he falls for people. Ps: in case you decide to drink with him and Jack and slyly lean against him or rest their arm on his shoulder or (god forbid) press your hand against his forehead to check his temperature since you noted that he seems to be burning up a little (😏😏), this man will spontaneously combust I aint lying. You will legit see it on his face as his eyes widen and he coughs to cover up the very obvious smile forming on his face, he'll prolly have butterflies zooming LMAO.

Bonus points if you ask him to drop you home and this lil teddy would be tipsy af but would go out of his way to "escort you" and when yall would have to take a break at the market's fountain and you can't help but spread your palms against his chest (it was only to help him definitely not to get a feel of his chunky melons) to force him to sit down to take a second and istg this oblivious man would place his hands over yours and give you that smile that makes you question your sanity and say something along the lines of "You're right, adventurers must know their limits. Its a line I often overstepped back in my younger days. This old man should look after himself some more shouldn't he?". You aint never held yourself back this bad before istg.

GODDAMMIT I WANNA FUCK HIS FACE WTF

Bonus bonus points if that horde of slimes you thought were completely harmless and wanted to check out turned out to be mutant versions created by the Abyss Order and you both almost manage to defeat them but not without Cyrus getting some messy burns since the Pyro slimes would a tad bit more feral that usual. He's alright he says but you know better and it would be best to treat any injuries as fast as possible. But dear oh dear, you both are miles away from Mondstadt and the usual concoctions that adventure's use isn't that effective (yk mutant stuff and shit) so you both trudge along to find a water source that can cool off those burns and help with the pain. Lo and behold you find one and hurriedly tell Cyrus to get in while you keep watch. (Imma skip the part where he strips because this shit is already too long lmaoo)

He complies but you can see by the way he's breathing, its not helping much. So you sit on a nearby rock while he stands between your legs with his back facing you as you use your Cryo vision and glide your fingers over the burns. Mr Gentle Giant unknowingly lets a very suggestive moan slip from his lips (obviously from the relief he felt right? Right??). He probably was so out of his mind that he didn't realize what he did but that obviously doesn't stop you from getting riled up. Like this bastard is fr testing your patience. He's already pissed you off with his exceptionally sweet smiles and his stolen glances at you (you'd obviously notice it since you take any and every chance to drool over him, ya lil slut lmao). Now too much is too much obviously, there's only so much a person can take. Not to mention the way his muscles ripple under your hands makes you cream fr. When he turns around to smile at you and thank you for being there for "this old crow", the way he runs his fingers through his hair, the way his plump lips that are still moist from the water look so delectable, a person can only hold back so much right? Riiiiiiiight

At least that's what you tell yourself before pushing your tongue down his throat

Ps this is heavily inspired by a similar post (about the fighting slimes and cooling off part) from a post THAT I CANT FIND GODDANGIT TUMBLR but imma keep looking and will tag later

Ps ps ps: I am gonna fire ideas at you from my idea cannon before bulldozing your house down in search of completed fics MUAHAHAHAHAHAH

Oh my god. OH my god.

Oh? My? God?

You're fucking insane. This is MAKING ME RUN A FUCKING MILE WHAT THE HELL. Stop adding more shit to my mind, I'm already a whore ffs

(fighting slimes and cooling off fic.. are you talking about the Childe one from AO3?!)