As I’m sure you’ve all (unfortunately) heard by now, Ben goddamn motherfucking Shapiro is producing a conservative Bluey knock-off called Chip Chilla, about a homeschooling family of chinchillas — starring Rob goddamn motherfucking Schneider — and I need to talk about it.
Done throwing up yet? Cool.
This is obviously disgusting for several reasons but the thing that infuriates me the most is that the dad in this rip-off is largely absent in his kids lives and development and finds them annoying. One of the great things about Bluey is how deeply the parents (ESPECIALLY Bandit) love their kids even when they can get on their nerves or aren’t as easy to manage.
I reject the notion that playing with and loving your children is weak and lame. Bluey is revolutionary in that it dives headfirst into love for one’s family and being un afraid to express it. That’s one of the most badass and radical things that can be shown in media regardless of the age demographic, especially with the stereotype of moms being caretakers and dads finding ways to shut their kids up while the game is on.
You think you’re cool for not caring about love? You think you’re breaking new ground for not listening to your kids and caring deeply about their interests?
The problem is that Bluey is a show for families, and this pile of shit excuse of an animated series is a show for parents. Because they’re scared of educating their children to be radical with love — because what if they end up loving “the wrong people?”
These people don’t want to raise kind, compassionate and and curious humans — they want carbon copies of themselves. Congratulations, you’ve completely missed the point of parenting. Have fun at the retirement home! Repression and censorship is just delaying the inevitable. It’s love that makes people. How dare you throw it away like it’s nothing.
What’s even weirder is I feel like Bluey doesn’t even have that much about it that would make conservatives raise their eyebrows? There’s no obvious political or religious agenda in any direction, there aren’t any canon queer characters yet — none of the things in modern kids’ TV that would make a right-wing dumbass clutch their pearls and say “I could never show my innocent children something so depraved!”
It’s just. A happy family. Living their lives. Loving each other. How fucking weird and sad do you have to be to look at that and be like “hmm, no, this is not the message I want my kids to come away with.”
Anyway I know I’m probably preaching to the choir, but go watch Bluey. Go watch something made by people who care.
Edit: Thank you @potato-head-kids for providing the image description.
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Taissa [Flirting]: You’re broke. <3 Drive me to Lottie’s cult in the woods. <3 You don’t have a life plan. <3 You’re maidenless. <3 You’re living in the past. <3 You own a VIDEO store. <3 Do you still believe in true love owo? 🥺 <3 What is wrong with you? <3 Anyway, that might be the hospital calling about my critically injured wife.
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just blocked someone for reblogging a fucking SNOOPY post from me and tagging it “holding a gun to snoopy’s head because i loathe dogs” first of all you couldn’t waterboard that out of me and second welcome to the block list psycho
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Stop with BTS and AI. Right Now.
Tumblr needs to allow people to report other accounts for making ai generations of their likeness without their permission. this shit is scary as hell. the amount of women who have also been fed into these machines and had ai generated nudes of themselves posted by strangers. none of this is okay. i hope laws are passed against ai and it's disgusting to see so many bts fans rally behind ai covers and ai image generations. YOU NEED TO STOP.
People are already notifying BigHit and they're trying to upstart lawsuits. Don't get yourself tied up in this shit... knowing how BigHit deals with defamation, what makes you think this is okay? Are you really going to stoop that low just for some fake pictures of BTS?
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did he just fucking set a dog on fire
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My brain is frying at the moment thinking; Draxum COULD brainwash or changed few things in Spot's memories to make him believe there's an enemy called " rat king " and cover the truth that Lou escaped with the kids.
Because he knows once spots knows the truth it's only matter of time before trying to leave draxum, that's IF you planned to make the comic follow the canon events on how lou became splinter.
This's me guessing and shooting in the dark but; what if " Rat king " never existed... Until a certain point? Like Spot think there's a villain called " rat king " but turned out they aren't real, until after a certain amount of time a new villain appear calling themselves " Rat king " and that where the sh*t hit the fan.
but what if it is real.......
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well I was right to call this guy out on their shit, what a fucking loser!
they're calling me, a gay trans man, a pinkwashing asshole. what a pleasant and normal fellow :DDDDD (sarcasm) ooh look at that they said more batshit insane stuff about me :D ffs
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