"Does it hurt?"
"I'm used to it." ... "Chen Nian, you're the first person to ask me if it hurts."
Better Days (少年的你), 2019
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Ok i gotta know more about "mentally constructing my boss's dong for my waifu's enjoyment" xD
yesss! It actually wasn't Moshangyqy but Bingqiu+yqy!!
Basically, pre-transmigration SY's curiosity over slash fic is prompted by a convo in the forums + by his sister's fujoshi ways. However, he can't read MoBing for reasons he's too uncomfortable to think about, and he hates SQQ so QiJiu or Binggqiu is just out of the question. There's a limited amount of men in PIDW that are actually fully fleshed out and none that he actually thinks are on LBH's level except. Well...
Yue Qingyuan is his favorite non-Binghe cultivator. And he still isn't over how what happened to him. (🤝)
His reasoning is this: LBH as the protagonist would, of course, never bottom for someone but if he HAD to wouldn't it make sense for it to be the one cultivator he couldn't directly take on? Also, PIDW canon suggests YQY is taller so it makes sense.
The first fic he reads is YQY subjugating LBH and it leaves a sour taste in his mouth that he almost quits this whole endeavor to learn about the ways of the Green JJ sisters. Yes Yue Qingyuan and Luo Binghe are foes but so what!? Isn't this an alternate reality?
In what world would Bingge take that and not fight tooth and nail if he was being forced?! And what about YQY's kindly big brother nature??? Too OOC!!
Doesn't Binghe deserve a little kindness? Surely something must exist-
Which is how SY goes down the YueBing rabbit hole, reading everything in the tags and eventually deciding that while it is all extremely implausible and OOC, he can see the appeal. Deleting his fic account and wiping his history, he calls his foray into the slash world of fanfic Finished. Now he never has to think about it again.
(He does, he thinks about it a lot.)
After he transmigrates, there's more than one meeting where his brain is stuck in a loop of 'Don't think about zhanmeng-shixiong's dick, don't think about his dick, don't think about his dick-'
anyways, canon happens, he's happily married, and there's an instance where LBH is handling things in the demon realm but SY stays on QJP. Binghe decides to surprise SY in the dream realm only to see a naked YQY making sweet love to (and he is already screaming crying throwing up at this point)....HIM?!?!?
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you said i look better, well same to you!
listen here :)
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reading the fan translation of golden kamuy with all the added historical details and explanations is honestly like reading a history book where someone drew some buff homoerotic men in between
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the angel staying over at my house asked for a nightlight in their room and i told them buddy, don't you produce your own light? what're you gonna do with more? and they said they wanted to see why people like it so much. and also that the nightlight i own is blue and they've been trying to understand color. anyways i think they've stared at it for an hour now
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