#what would their ship name even be?

[thebestbatz]

Redrew this screenshot from a spvstw interview bc I think it's funny. Like. Why did they do this.

[theactualsunshinechild]

Just accidentally rolled around my faves in my head a little too much and came up with a new funny little rare pair to be strangely invested in.

Hear me out: I need to put Aventurine and Sampo in a room together.

Scam Artist x Salesman kind of relationship where they're both constantly running a low key con/sales pitch on the other over any and every little thing and they both know it, but it's more fun and challenging that way.

Also I need Sampo to cheat at cards and drive Aventurine insane with it.

Aventurine wants to talk this loser into a loan and Sampo pickpockets his sunglasses and tries to sell them back to him. Aventurine does, in fact, buy them back, knowing full well what he's doing, all to get a foot in the door.

Aventurine doesn't make losing bets and Sampo always gets away scot free, so it's Schrodinger's Win.

A cat and mouse chase with two cats.

Do you see my vision here?

[fagbearentertainment]

*moments after finishing Scott Pilgrim Takes Off* so is anyone gonna ship these two or..?

+ a close up bc I struggled for hours on this for literally no reason so y’all are gonna look at it /silly

[leederpfucker]

II3 EP 19 SPOILERS

Guys. We found it. The ultimate enemies to lovers arc in II /j

I joke but the idea is funny.

"Hey I know that I literally destroyed your home and possibly killed all the other residents that lived there but now that you like us wanna date?"

[kuphulwho]

Look, just hear me out...

Helob/Fox

I'm actually really surprised that nobody's thought of this before, at least not to my knowledge. Like, you can't tell me they wouldn't talk cannibalism over a bottle of chianti or something.

[mort-the-destroyer]

More of that maddie blondie love child

Idk I’m tired man

[lylethewaterguy]

Obviously if DC makes Booster Gold or Batman queer then they should ideally end up with/date Blue Beetle and Superman/Ghostmaker respectively. BUT imagine how perfect it would be if they dated each other??? Booster “incompetent sell-out himbo” Gold and Bruce “dumb rich hoe” Wayne dating would literally be perfect for both of them to maintain their secret identities without needing to put effort into sleeping around, lying to partners, or revealing their identities to outsiders. Especially considering they’ve both always had a weirdly strong mutual respect and trust in each other. Their dynamic as two dads who pretend to be morons to make people not look too closely at their actions but who are secretly really competent and important to society and who don’t/can’t really open up about what they’re doing to anyone except a handful of people and, for reasons unknown to those around them, each other is truly unmatched. And imagine how the rest of their respective social circles would be completely baffled as to what’s going on? Like the batkids (sans Dick) and the league both being utterly confused as to what Bruce sees in Booster and what kind of secret Batman strategy this is part of. Whilst Ted and the rest of the JLI think that Booster is just doing his sugar baby/gold digger thing again and just can’t understand why Batman wouldn’t see through that/would go along with it. I don’t necessarily think they should be together forever, but it’d be a crime if they both came out and didn’t date or have something queer going on together.

[rottmntquotes]

Leo, hugging Cassandra: I love you so much, my deadly Inland Taipan.

Donnie, squeezing between them: DID YOU KNOW THAT THE INLAND TAIPAN-

Leo: One uninterrupted moment of romance! That's all I ask!

[gimblegamble]

Wait. There is is Keradubs, and there is Scardubs... How could we have been so blind. All three of them! :D

Excuse the awful handwriting but this is the first thing that popped into my head.

Edit: fixed my handwriting because I remembered that grid lines existed.

[aunmenosheteroenespanol]

2.12 Chimney Begins - 2.09 Hen Begins - 2.16 Bobby Begins Again - 7.04 Buck, Bothered and Bewildered

Tommy's family arc

[98chao]

sorry

[bizarrelittlemew]

Our Flag Means Death 1x2 | 1x6 | 2x5 ⇉ Lucius + (other men) whittling

[bennyyrabbit]

Can we talk abt how Max had a crush on Grace, and Grace just wanted to sleep with him?

He asks her very nicely if he can carry her books, y'know, very cute, sweet, innocent.

She immediately decides NO because that's totally the same thing as sex.

And then he takes it down the "You're a dirty girl" road.

Max also punches a guy because he makes a joke about Grace being an ugly nerdy prude.

And in Grace's fantasy, it's kind of important that they DON'T care about each other, they say it FIVE TIMES.

And Max PAUSED HIS RAMPAGE to have sex with Grace, and then, instead of going right back to his rampage, he. Asks her to cuddle???

She wanted a fuck, he wanted to go on a date and cuddle and hold her books for her, and, yeah, have sex with her.

[fagbearentertainment]

Gay sex won’t fix them, it will actually make everything so much worse, but I wanna see an unhealthy obsession form so I think we should let ‘em go at it

[phatkochi]

Fuck it, Milkplane Swap AU

(yes this applies to the rest of the characters too but I haven't planned anything for them yet😭)

[lgbtiba]

(Mumbling to myself in the corner of a psych ward) they'll be cringefail wives i know it

8This doesn't even make sense but hear me out