#what….what if……theyre a family………

[aimasup]

2025 lilo and stitch rant, super long post, mega spoilers

might make changes to this later, no beta we die like Stitch's personality

"ohana means family, family means no one gets left behind, which includes you Nani 😇" (not a direct quote from the 2025 film)

WHO?????? WHO IS LEAVING HER BEHIND?? Is it her sister fresh out the womb, apparently a burden making sure Nani never gets to be her own person?? Is it Nani herself?? Someone who was completely rewritten to have different goals for a good message in the wrong movie?? Is it the 2 childrens' dead parents?? If so then what about Lilo?? What happens when Nani is too busy to visit in her new college?? Don't talk to me about how David and his mother are also family, it's the principle of the changes in plot.

Those are sisters who have lost their father and mother. They literally only have each other. I find it hard to believe that after such a recent loss that Nani would just: "*sniff* you're right *sniff* I DO have to put myself first!!! I'm so tired!!" and already start thinking about college?? I'm not saying it's selfish of her to want it I'm saying it's, to me, a coping mechanism that the movie wants to say was her real hidden motivation all this time.

You ever have to move away from your best friend? Not a good feeling, especially when there's options in the same area you could've chosen but you can't for some reason. You can still visit, but it is a huge change. That's the best case scenario this movie decided on for Lilo and Stitch.

Original Nani literally wants the best for Lilo and understands that her little sister is different (read: likely neurodivergent). A massive strength of original Nani was that she had the maturity and ability to understand that. That's not something their parent's death made Nani have to come to terms with, that's something about Lilo that she already accepted long before.

I cannot stress this enough, they are sisters. Nani sticks her tongue back at Lilo, Nani teases Lilo (oh nooo gravity's increasing on me!!), Nani rolls her eyes at Lilo - have you considered, that these traits are not caretaker/mother Nani just playing along with her kid's games, but that Nani is naturally silly and Lilo brings out that side of her more?

There's one scene in the original where she may be 'playing along' with Lilo.

Original Nani makes Lilo feel better about her losing her job, but that vampire excuse came so naturally to Nani that I personally interpreted it as,

a.) holy shit Nani is an extremely good guardian,

but also

b.) Nani is creative enough in her own right to play off of Lilo, and

c.) Nani seems to even cheer up a bit when making up this absurd tale to Lilo. This is headcanon territory but I feel like they used to fill each others' heads with stories like this all the time, Nani may not get everything about Lilo, but she's smart and whimsical too - IDK IF IM GETTING THIS ACROSS RIGHT BUT THEY'RE SISTERS. THEYRE BESTIES. NANI NEEDS LILO AS MUCH AS LILO NEEDS HER

For what reason did she have to do this. Nani you are being such a piece of shit I love you

And then in the new movie Nani is just seems to be completely annoyed Lilo's - everything?? They added this layer of tiredness and anger to Nani for 'realism', she loses control and takes it out on Lilo for 'realism' - but she loses control and takes it out on Lilo in the original too without telling her to 'wake up and stop living in fantasy'.

There's literally a whole scene in the original showing how Nani and Lilo are not adjusting well, and Nani calls Lilo misbehaved and a pain, but she doesn't RANT AT HER. There's a difference in original and new Nani's anger. I can't explain it.

Lilo being taken to the adopt a dog wasn't just Nani listening to a request, it might have been her trying give Lilo a friend. Lilo doesn't even know Nani overhead her star wish, Nani just wants Lilo to have one friend that won't run away, something that they both know Nani, Lilo's own sister, can't be for her full-time anymore.

Then they made it so Nani couldn't even do that in the live action film so their new characters could have something to do.

It's all girlboss girlpower until the girl loves her sister so much it hurts and she's entirely fine with it

The more I think about the ending of the live action Lilo and Stitch the more it baffles me. It's like reading a bad-end fanfiction where the characters end up evil or separated except the movie's trying to say it's a good thing somehow.

Also I'd rather they not add Cobra Bubbles at all with how little he contributed here. You guys do know when you divide a character in half the characters are only half of themselves right. Right

They've watered down all the characters tbh - Lilo, Stitch, Pleakley, that tall alien leader woman (idk her name), even that mean girl in the hula class. So I wanna talk about Jumba real quick (lie)

Jumba

And how do you misunderstand Jumba so bad?? He definitely wasn't good in the original, literally says he will take Stitch apart and remake him, but he isn't totally malicious?? Original Jumba was just an antagonistic mad scientist motivated by - like many other mad scientists, science.

In the original, Stitch both aggravates and intrigues Jumba, and this dynamic is fun because of:

a.) the little blue shithead's evasion of Jumba's grasp and

b.) the little blue shithead's responses to the new environment variables.

"I'm coming to kick your ass you bitch homunculus I literally made you"

Therefore Original Jumba is literally so pissed at Stitch but so happy to observe his creation under a microscope. That indestructible monster is his pride and joy!! They're on another goddamn planet, why wouldn't Jumba play Animal Planet while trying to keep up with Stitch (before shooting him)!! That's a biologist given a free study trip!!

In the original when he's telling a sad Stitch that he has no family, he's stating a cold fact as impassively as possible, that's just who he is!! Jumba is antagonistic to Stitch' development because he is reminding Stitch of his purpose - Jumba has no reason to believe this feral terror creature can ever be domesticated.

Original Jumba didn't really see Stitch as anything but an unruly test subject (affectionately) - here's the thing though, he was willing to have this instant change of heart because Stitch is his test subject. No Victor Frankenstein is a totally sweet dad to their lab abomination children let's be real.

Basically Original Jumba adores science. Stitch is his greatest scientific creation, and when Stitch began to be more than just an experiment to him, he embraced that too because Jumba, plain and simple, was never so unlikable that the audience couldn't believe he didn't have a heart. Because Stitch, mindless monster or not, was always his beloved/beloathed child.

Also the dialogue in the whole 2025 movie is so bad. everyone feels dumber now.

Gonna stop talking about the writing now

The presentation

I don't think this movie should've been made in the first place but they should've just used puppets for the aliens, like in star wars.

Could've even used camera tricks to make Gantu enormous like those monster movies from decades ago. Have someone in a shark cop costume stomp around a tiny model of an island i dunno

And why are the colours so bad?? this is live action yet real life literally looks better than this movie lol

It goes by so fast, no suspense to leave room for interest and no pauses to let the jokes breathe. Everyone talks like they're in such a hurry like slow down!!!

Also the hologram disguises, the reasoning is so odd. If the aliens don't look convincingly human, they just don't.

'it worked in the animated version but it doesn't work in real life' NO TF IT DIDN'T. They could not have been MORE OBVIOUSLY ALIENS, even in the original animation!! I don't even think humans are that easily fooled, I think everyone's just too polite to say anything about this random couple's appearance!!! Jumba and Pleakley did not pass as humans in the original because they were animated they passed because the plot let them PLEEEEASE

'this didn't work in live action' and 'that didn't work in live action' then don't make it! The audacity!!!! To not only make this a real thing, but also be cheap about it. Like pick a struggle mate

[haveihitanerve]

Haymitch, head in his hands after Peeta and Katniss did yet another Stupid Thing™: what did I do to deserve this??? Effie, who remembers all the Stupid Things™ that Haymitch did when he was younger: the real question is: what didn't you do?

[dalandduh]

what the flip dalandduh is alive⁉️⁉️

doing alive 👍👍👍 not well. alive👍👍👍 Im not strong enough to draw all the creechurs alt outfits i might eventually but onga how did i do that..

I feel like im living depression simulator💥👊😎 wake up. cook breakfast for family. sweep floors. rot. cook dinner for family. go to sleep. repeat for the a whole month. I do nothing strenuous but i feel tired what is this..........

Added 9 and 10 to finally complete the ten friends yeh!!! and no ten isnt just twiggy of 1966 what are you talking ab

The Teens!!!!!!the Teeens!!!! Tesns!!! gave 11 a lil bit of a lazy eye wow shes just like me fr!!!! Mines from having bad uneven eyesight but idrk what hers would be from,, blunt force trauma possibly??

Oh btw the weird tape bandage lookin' stuff on 12 and 18 are actually kinesio atheletics tape ,, its just a thing the varsity team from my school wears a lot (ive asked them what it was for and they said joint overexertion prevention) the head boppers he's wearing is also a thing i see alot, its very common to print out your own face/your friend's face to put on a headband to mess with passersby.

Speaking off im sorry the siblings are dressed liek that💔💔💔 i don't know either🥀

My excessive use of hair beads has alluded me yes,,, i have no intention of stopping i fear

Once more,,, random stuff beloww💖 its way less than the usual but i think thats for the best

i have so many screenshots of wbf drawings but when i tell you theyre absolutely incomprehensible............ im so so very sorry public lobby wbf community for invading your servers and filling them with chicken scratch numberblock gijinka concept art.... it will happen again

OH AND ALMOST FORGOR HAPPY PRIDE MONTH IT IS THE MONTH OF THE PRIDE

I will do some pride posting when the uhhh the i stop getting intimidated over sharing my headcanons

[subwillsolace]

i’ve always wondered if solangelo could use their powers for pleasure. like i don’t know how will could turn healing sexy but id love to see it. or i dont know how nico could turn shadow travel into foreplay but maybeeee

oh yes i have. believe me i have.

will has something of an oral fixation.

this, nico knows.

he likes to have something in his mouth. and he likes to be stuffed, too,

they're visiting will's family in texas. longer trip, to make the distance worth it.

and like nico has restraint.

will does too.

kinda.

but theyre also there for three goddamn weeks.

and will looks goddamn good in the texas sun.

and he knows it, too, motherfucker he is.

nico has been resisting thus far because will is loud as all living fuck. genuinely. if hes getting fucked you know it. your neighbours know it. the next fuckin country over knows it.

the only time he is ever in his life quiet is when he has a cock stuffed down his throat.

which they do! for a while. their celibacy and 'oh no not with my literal grandmother in the same house' blah blah lasts about thirty two hours on the dot. neither of them cracks first. they close the door to will's room second night in and snap together at the speed of light.

but will is....

well, he is accustomed to something of a life.

and, frankly, he is empty and its killing him.

its not like he cant handle himself. he can. hes even actually kind of okay at staying quiet when he handles himself, because he grew up with forty billion siblings etc etc.

but why the fresh hell would he ever handle himself when his pretty as sin boyfriend is right fucking there. like.

and will has these big blue eyes and nico is.

well.

there is only so much restraint going around.

also will's ass looks crazy fucking good in jeans and cowboy boots holy fuck.

nico wants to fuck him so bad. but he CANT. there is no way to keep him quiet. even if nico stuffs his fingers in his mouth will is -- he's loud, still, somehow. its literally cock or nothing. a gag, maybe, if they had one. but they dont.

theyre so pent up and desperate that theyre about to risk it anyway. will's grandmother might have a heart attack. but will is like. a doctor. so it should be fine.

nico has him face down ass up on his bed and he is fucking SALIVATING with it. fuck. he looks so good. nico has been aching for it so long. and will is begging for it, shameless, bereft and needing and christ alive, nico, please, if you don' get on w'it --

(his accent has gotten stronger, down here.)

(nico is Suffering.)

nico is fingering him as quickly as he can and avoiding the shit out of his prostate but it doesnt matter because even with will's face stuffed in a pillow you can hear him. and either way, nico wants to see him, fuck.

but nico only has one dick. he can only be in one place at once. he's not a god.

...except.

except.

he can be in more than one place at once, can't he.

a little bit, anyway.

he gets this idea. eyes wide. stops, for a second, and will whines, pushing back, and nico jolts and redoubles his effort and hes getting louder, and louder, but thats okay. nico just needs him stretched. just a minute longer.

soon as he's stretched -- barely, honestly, but will likes it that way because he is a whore -- nico wastes no time. lubes up, exhales.

leans over and flicks off the lights.

and will turns in confusion, opens his mouth to ask what the hell, but then there's the blunt head of a cock against his hole and his mouth drops open and --

before he can moan, there's the blunt head of a cock against his mouth, too.

his eyes goes wide.

because this is not a dildo. this is not even someone else. this is a very familiar cock, one he could probably pick out blind in a lineup, but that familiar cock is up his ass, too, what the hell, what is --

he looks over his shoulder and he can't see, much. just the flash of nico's grin. and something a little off, in nico's vitals, something hidden.

shadowed.

[egforsakentakes]

okay lets get some azuretime headcannons in on this

(TW SUICIDE MENTION AND OBSESSION AND CULT BEHAVIOR)

- azure was born in the cult, twotime joined after their life went downhill and they ended up all alone and very mentally unstable.

- two time only gained their current level of faith in spawn after killing azure. without their support system and fp, they totally dropped off the deep end.

- azure is the reason two time stayed in the cult. not the reason they joined, but the reason two time didnt leave at the hesitance the other cultists showed them as an "outsider" azure doesnt really understand what ther presense means to two time, but two time never really had anyone who could put up with their psychotic tendancies and mood swings. to them, azure was their angel.

- they were NOT the healthiest. not outright abusive, but theyre two young cult members. Azure never holds a grudge against two time even when they honestly should, and two time tends to get delusional and has intense moodswings.

- two time talked about life outside, all the troubles they had and how they sort of miss their family sometimes and azure said "why would you want that anymore?" (azure was raised in the cult and genuinly just does not understand what is so good outside of it, theyre VERY groomed by the cult since theyre born there)

- spawn cult poisons its followers regularly. its a strategy to get rid of the less faithful ones (they give them higher doses) and to keep them pliant. its both a ritualistic and a casual thing, like there is both purposeful mystery herb tea and there is probably accidental lead in the water.

- two time is pushed deeper into their spawn obsession through other peoples ridicule. when the whole group looks at them weird they get excited at the fact that theyre all gonna get punished and twotime wont, that the world outside really IS as bad as amarah believed.

- twotime can genuinely do rituals and spiritual shit. its not a warlock thing its a sorcerer thing, it comes from within and not from a higher power (aka the spawn). rituals, hypnosis, ect. they.. dont really need those sacrifices or whatever but they "work" as a calming mechanism and a faith which strengthens their natural power making them believe its a warlock senario.

- twotime killed themself after killing azure. theyd tried convincing them into a double suicide before and azure always stopped them, now no one could stop them. In their shock of killing their partner, they became deluded for a couple days before getting back to reality and, in their mind, "meeting azure as a shadow".

- two time before they were forsaken but after the ritual, often forgot they even killed azure and would wonder where they were and sleep in their room.

- azure often struggled to use their legs and used crutches for most terrain. in two times bouts of obsessive delusion where they considered azure an angel, they would consider the idea of them dying just so they could be freed of their body and be able to use their legs better. (two time themself had their tail cut off for not being like spawn, so this is a genuine concern in their mind)

💋

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[versains]

versainz 👀

ohhhhhhhhhh boy. look at my username.

versainz - ship it

What made you ship it? versainz are genuienly mine 'if i loved you less, i could talk about it more'. i have like ten different unfinished gifsets of them and it's all unfinished because nothing seems good enough.

i guess this could easily go into the unpopular opinion section, but the reason why i started shipping them is because to ME theyre THEE narrative foils. also carlos sainz and max verstappen are my favorite drivers, there is no one like them for me. they have my whole heart and like. they were each other's first teammates. that's fucking insane

What are your favorite things about the ship?

the narrative foil of it all. i don't enjoy discussing driver's personal lives publicly but it is so crutial to the understanding of them. in every way they are the two sides of the same coin, everything about their families is such a bizarre opposite that it sometimes freaks me out. everything, from carlos who actually went to school full time, and did a bunch of dumb teenage things, carlos with a nose piercing at a private english school. and max who didn't do much of anything besides travel with his dad and kart. max who is so so light with his fair complexion and the bluest eyes and carlos who looks so warm. they ended up as teammates when they were just kids. and then they were ripped apart. i'm not arguing that they were ever very close, but it's really because they weren't given the opportunity to be close. they were hardly ever in a team because there was an expectation to just hate each other and move on.

then once they stop being teammates. max goes to a team that is his forever, and he stays and builds his life there, he builds his team there and it's all his and his first win is at carlo's home race and he is the youngest driver ever to do it. he is so shiny and pretty.

and carlos just packs his things, moving from one team to the next but never staying long enough to make it his own. just clutching at infrequent successes.

they are so terrifyingly opposite and it is beautiful; they are beautiful. my sweetest little birds.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship?

i don't think that they were each other's first love. but it was definitely first something.

[feastingonchrist]

And this is what happens when people are now saying “you don’t have to meet the criteria to be autistic” “autism isn’t a disorder” “autism is the next step in human evolution” “autism levels are ableist” “all self diagnosis is valid and if you don’t agree with me and affirm that i’m autistic then you’re ableist” “we don’t need autism awareness everyone knows autism exists just accept us” “if you use the puzzle piece logo you’re ableist and problematic, use the infinity symbol because we say so” *aspie supremacy* etc, etc. LITERALLY GO TOUCH GRASSSSSSSSSS

i could go ONNNNNN ab this but these online “activists” have completely diluted what it means to even be autistic and have caused so much damage to those who are level 2-3 autistics and their family and caregivers by pushing them out of the “community” (there is no genuine community anymore it’s been ripped apart). Autism Speaks is not the enemy you all think they are my gosh they’ve given people with ASD so much support and access to resources and research and it’s why there’s so many new services available. But all of this stupid “neurodiversity” crap is supposed to be promoting awareness and acceptance yet it’s doing the complete opposite and hurting actual people and their families who NEED THESE SERVICES AND SUPPORTS TO L I V E. IT SAVES LIVES. i could go ONNNNNN ab this but these online “activists” have completely diluted what it means to even be autistic and have caused so much damage to those who are level 2-3 autistics and their family and caregivers by pushing them out of the “community” (there is no genuine community anymore it’s been ripped apart). Autism Speaks is not the enemy you all think they are my gosh they’ve given people with ASD so much support and access to resources and research and it’s why there’s so many new services available. But all of this stupid “neurodiversity” crap is supposed to be promoting awareness and acceptance yet it’s doing the complete opposite and hurting actual people and their families who NEED THESE SERVICES AND SUPPORTS TO L I V E. IT SAVES LIVES.

this whole “neurodiversity movement” is a bunch of garbage and i cannot believe we have actual so called professionals regurgitating all this BS. You can tell it’s become a trend and how they use all those corny freaking buzzword phrases too to lure vulnerable people in to get half baked help and support while getting scammed and taken advantage of. This is literally following the pattern of modern day leftist political ideology and talking points if you look at the patterns. I hope these “professionals” lose their jobs and they start bringing back qualified people who actually know what they’re talking about who don’t sugar coat things and give people what they need instead of these quacks who are playing into & parroting all of this “inclusive” terminology cause if anything it’s hurting THE MOST VULNERABLE AND DISABLED PARTS OF THAT COMMUNITY. So stop saying parents aren’t apart of the community when they helped start it and are a lot of times the voice of their child WHO CANNOT ADVOCATE OR DEFEND THEMSELVES HENCE WHY THEYRE HIGH SUPPORT NEEDS AND RELY ON SOMEONE TO SUPPORT THEM BECAUSE THEY CANT SURVIVE WITHOUT A CAREGIVER. I mean it’s not rocket science y’all 😭😭😭😭😭 people whine ab “privilege” yet are the most privileged people i’ve ever seen w their takes oh my gosh.

I'm so tired.

When did it basically become "having an interest in something is autistic"?

Go to train museums or like trains? Must be autistic.

Put a song on repeat? Must be autistic.

Are you a birdwatcher? Must be autistic.

Did you dream about something you enjoy? Must be autistic.

Having a hobby, favorite song, or good dreams doesn't make someone autistic. A person can be autistic and also do these things, but doing these things doesn't make them autistic.

[polysucks]

How do you feel about cats? I desperately wish asoiaf had more of them

I love cats, personally. I got two of them! I also have two dogs! I’m more of a cat person than a dog person, but I love both :3

But, as you know, I’m fuckin insane, so of course I had to use your ask as a platform to talk about how Peepaw Greg uses cat and dog symbolism in the series.

So let’s talk meta about his usage of cat and dog themes in Westeros.

In asoiaf, gpa Greg makes big big use of canine and lupine symbolism—most notably through the Starks and their direwolves—to explore some themes of loyalty, survival, identity, and instinct. The prevalence of dog-adjacent imagery, from the feral wildness of the direwolves to the brutalized obedience of people like Sandor Clegane, speaks to a deeper thematic preoccupation with what it means to belong (hypergeneralized) like. to a family, to a code, to a pack. Wolves and dogs in peepaw’s world are not literally animals, they’re totems of identity and indicative to some degree of fate that becomes perpendicular with the moral and emotional arcs of the characters they shadow.

By contrast, feline imagery like the Lannisters’ cunty lion sigil remains largely heraldic and aesthetic rather than emotionally or thematically embedded. Lions in the series symbolize institutional pride, legacy, and power, but lack the dynamic intimacy of the wolves. They are mythologized apex predators, ya sure ok, but predators in captivity, not the wild. They’ve lost their instincts. Their strength is theatrical. Their claws have become ceremonial.

The Lannisters aren’t predatory like their avatar so to speak. They’re curated. Groomed. Caged in gold and politics and perception. They hiss and bite, but most of them are bound by visage and expectation:

• Tywin is the lion’s roar—but it’s hollow in the end. He dies on the toilet. Womp womp (I laugh errytime)

• Cersei sees herself as a lioness, but she spirals into paranoia and ineffectual tyranny. (Literally just an evil slut. Smooth brain. No thoughts, just vanity. Yas queen go offffffff)

• Jaime begins as the golden lion but is declawed—literally—and only becomes compelling once he sheds that identity. (Smol. Must be protected at all costs.)

• Tyrion, the runt of the litter, understands the lion’s mold enough to break it—and it nearly destroys him. (I mean it kinda does long long term. I love who he becomes in adwd)

The Rains of Castamere goes fuckin HARD and underscores their obsession with legacy through intimidation (BECAUSE OF ONEEEEEEEE TIME. IT WAS ONE TIME. LIKE ITS NOT HARD TO ERADICATE THE ENTIRETY OF 2 HOUSE LINEAGES ESPECIALLY IF THEYRE SWORN UNDER YOU IM SORRY TYWIN BUT THATS NOT the fLEX YOU THINK IT IS im sorry okay back to our regularly scheduled insanity)

— A Storm of Swords, Catelyn VII

— A Storm of Swords, Arya VII

This isn’t a simple cats vs. dogs dichotomy. It’s about what these animals represent. Wolves and hound imagery when used in asoiaf evoke loyalty, instinct, and interdependence. Lions (or generally, feline figures which, I note, are very few) represent arrogance, isolation, and the brittle weight of legacy. Martin privileges the canine because his world favors those who endure—not those who posture. True survival in Westeros depends on bonds, not bloodlines; on pack over pride. (Get it? Bc a ‘pride’ is a pack? A pack of lions? Like the phrase blood of the covenant is thicker than water of the womb? Get it? Ok I’ll see myself out no need to call security)

While the thematic imbalance may seem skewed toward the wolf, this asymmetry is deliberate!!! The lion isn’t underdeveloped—it’s hollowed. It stands as a symbol of inherited power, not earned strength. Like Famous Disabled Worker Rights Advocate and Cheese Enthusiast Magister Illyrio once said

— A Dance with Dragons, Tyrion I

The lions of Westeros roar from red keeps and golden thrones (toilet thrones, am I right? Huh? Eh?), but they are trapped by politics, legacy, and illusion. Their power is a spectacle maintained through fear, maintained through myth. They ain’t even got the fundage to back it up. Pull up, Cersei. The wolves, by comparison, represent power that is quiet, blood-won, and bone-deep. They do not command; they endure. They are not elevated by institutions, but by instinct.

Each direwolf’s fate mirrors their Stark:

• Lady’s unjust execution reflects Sansa’s theft of innocence and disconnection due to her loss of identity and lack of companionship.

• Grey Wind’s death during the Red Wedding marks Robb’s failure to heed instinct, and his transformation from noble heir to vengeful pretender.

• Nymeria’s independence parallels Arya’s exile and self-determination, leading a pack in the Riverlands as Arya learns to lead her own life beyond names.

• Shaggydog’s ferality reflects Rickon’s descent into chaos without guidance or protection or intervention.

• Summer’s sacrifice anchors Bran’s transformation into something inhuman, but still bound to loyalty and vision.

• Ghost, albino and silent, is Jon’s mirror: othered, introspective, and spectral. A quiet nod, too, to his secret Targaryen bloodline. (Suck my ass it’s canon)

These direwolves are not pets. They’re living metaphors and fragments of soul and fate.

So no—I don’t think the series needs more cats! Their absence is the point. The feline is not underused; it is overestimated, just like the legacy it represents. Lions are only dangerous when the wolves are gone.

And besides—when Martin did give us a Cat, he had her butchered at a wedding and threw her body in a river. He killed her. Then he brought her back. Then he killed her again—socially, narratively, and emotionally.

So… maybe we’re good on cats.

Rip cat you woulda loved the MILF category on pornhub <3

[scatterbrainedbot]

haha what if i heal my inner hurts and trauma through a silly ninja turtles au…..hah thatd be sooo cringe hahaa

……….unless 👀

[valtsv]

are we still doing this because i have a late submission

[10tcho11]

[ The Chosen One takes a step back as the other stick approaches. He can't run from xem, the walls will box him in, but he can try to delay the inevitable. Any spare seconds spent on the run is a spare second not in the Box, not in Avast, not in torturous captivity that made The Chosen One wish he had never been drawn- ]

[ Creachure's words douse much of the fear that boils within Cho. They offer a softness that is hardly familiar to her. Safety, comfort, gentility, a kinder warmth than the fires that have burned in her since 2007. ]

[ The hand reaching out to her is a very familiar gesture. One that the Chosen One understood back in 2011, one that she understands even through the absolute mess of a mindset she's in now. For once, it's being offered to her, rather than the other way around. ]

[ The fires in nyr hands dim. Smoke stops rising from the floorboards. Nyr hair stops whipping in the wind and plasters itself onto her skin, clammy from the overexertion. ]

[ But the lasers don't stop brimming. Creachure's gentle words are almost too good to be true. Something in Chosen still can't trust it fully. There's... an offering, a request, which is almost a question, which is almost an interrogation. ]

[ So fae answers a question with question... Or rather, gentle request with desperate plea. ]

"Promise?"

[ This is going to drive me insane. ]

[ The Chosen One often prides himself on his resilience. Four years of slavery and abuse from Noogai3, over a year of imprisonment and torture from Victim, the most devastating of blows from his enemies in combat. None have ever made the Chosen One give up. He's a fighter, through and through. ]

[ But this damn truth serum threatens to break that streak. Words pound in her head begging to be spoken, emotions burn in her eyes wanting to break and sob, so many ugly dangerous truths that she has tried to swallow and forget about churn in her stomach and threaten to spew like nauseous acrid bile. ]

[ It probably won’t last forever. I just have to wait for it to wear off. ]

[ But waiting has never been more agonizing. Nothing helps them pass the time easily. It doesn't take long for Cho's atrophied strength to dissuade them from their old gym equipment they stole from Planet Stickness ten years ago. They can't just distract themself with food because they only have a basket's worth of snacks from that cat in the woods. They can't draw anything because the only thing in their mind are these damn FEELINGS. ]

[ I need to talk to someone- NO. NO. THAT'S THE STUPID POTION THING TALKING, NOT ME. ]

[ The silence in this house is getting to nym. This makes no damn sense, ne's been in worse silence. The Box. Avast. The years of living alone after TDL died. Why now is ne losing it in the silence? There's no real danger! No threat! It's just Cho and nyr stupid stupid mind and the stupid stupid truth potion! ]

[ There is the conversation she's having with Orange, the Second Coming, but that's somehow worse than pure silence. The conversation is dancing around some really precarious topics and the kid is already taking the floor as the one spewing words and begging for help. Chosen cannot even begin to let loose any of the bullshit brewing in her. Not for the kid's sake. It's the least she could do, after causing him all that trouble in Rocketcorp in the first place. ]

[ ... Granny is probably wondering where I am. ]

[ Begrudgingly, Cho sighs and grabs their phone. They don't remember if Josie has ever given them her number... but they know @cutecreachureblog has. So they call him instead. ]

[ ring... ring... ]

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

UGHGJHTGH THEYRE SO FAMILY TO MEEEE

[azonewithu]

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Kristen Stewart

[hinamie]

spiraling

[aerequets]

thank you @ideksams for the magma board 😚 happy Valentine's Day

[qoldenskies]

i think its so funny when people take the way donnie acts at face value even though its a horrible lie because he's a horrible liar, while understanding leo is bullshitting very well despite him actually being GOOD at bullshitting. many such cases