#whats up with that chief?

[hoshizoralone]

you cant see it but he’s wearing a shirt that says “i love my ai wife” under the armor

[phantomskeep]

anyone else feel like a raging karen whenever you have to send emails reminding people of policies they agreed on but then broke for special “exception” people? cause i do and i feel bad and i now have to get some “you wrote a scary email and you didnt die” support boba

[lunian]

progress in my Dragon Age Origins playthrough being like

I feel like Alistair's quest with his "family reunion" is not his potential to get into his "villain era" but actually mine

LOSING 15 GOLD COINS TO HELP THIS RUDE BTCH OF A SISTER WHO ALSO THREW RACIST COMMENTS AT ME ARE YOU F—

*high pitched noises*

[theprodigypenguin]

Fans who cite Luffy and Ace as some of their top characters while vocally hating on Sabo and every aspect of his arc are so embarrassing, like baby girl, your faves would actually hate you 😬

[ask-the-rag-dolly]

i'm going to be honest what you all have been doing is harmful to her wellbeing and will have considerable impacts going forward and yes i am saying this right as it's too late to change it , you're welcome everybody

[isagrimorie]

Criminal Minds Evolution 17x02 - Contagion | 17x03 - Homesick

People use covert/spy techniques and Emily Prentiss immediately notices. Parts 1, 2, 3 (Don't con a conman -- don't use covert tactics around a former spy)

[aphel1on]

will never stop being funny to me that nmj near the end of his life was extremely paranoid and delusional, but he was correctly identifying jgy as a threat, but, like... for wrong reasons only. you'll see ppl going "nmj was right about jgy all along, it's sad no one listened to him😭" but no. jgy isn't inherently evil, nor is he a power-hungry monster. not everything he ever said or did was part of some conniving ploy. when given the opportunity, he generally does try to return kindnesses and help people! but - oh, yeah, no, he's totally gonna murder you dude. no, yeah, he's gonna be so sneaky about it that it'll take a decade for the truth to come out.

it's like making 2 mistakes on a math quiz that just so happen to cancel each other out and give you the correct answer.

[evermoredeluxe]

Locked in for the football game! Gotta watch it no matter where you are (x)

[sincerely-sofie]

Been slowly learning ASL over the years for my niece and I might still struggle to introduce myself or express basic emotions, but oh boy do I ever have the sign for every animal she's ever laid eyes on memorized better than my own name.

[spotaus]

Soooooo for anyone who isn't aware, @ancientschampionau found one of my random Thinking Out Loud posts and basically is in the development of a fic and keeps tagging me in all the posts and I'm losing my mind (/pos) so I figured I'd return the favor and tag them for once!

I've been rotating the fact that Dust and NM were the first to actually bond, and Dust looking after Night is just peak. So I doodled the sillies! Night's grumpy and Dust is 2 seconds from nap time himself.

All I'm imagining now is that Dust's guilt from killing Paps gets rewired eventually into protecting his Little Boss or smth 🙏 (sorry, I'm a Dust truther frfr...)

[travalerray]

honestly never having watched CQL beyond the part where WN gets randomly possessed (???) at Biling Lake is pretty funny because I hear the most random of things about it later. what do you mean there's a conversation between Lan XICHEN and Wei Wuxian where LXC is all "Wei-gongzi pls come back to Gusu so that my didi can chill" in his previous life and Wei Wuxian wipes off Jiang Cheng's tears in the Guanyin Temple. How did the XiYao meeting end up as a sexually charged gift exchange. What do you mean they had Lan Yi and Baoshan Sanren as tragic lesbians. What is a Yin Iron. Why does half the cast know demonic cultivation. Why is Wen Qing getting dramatically threatened to spy in the Cloud Recesses. WHO MADE LAN WANGJI THE CHIEF CULTIVATOR

[m0r1bund]

I am this great unstable mass of blood and foam And no one in her right mind would make her home my home

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what if we kissed in the autoclave metaphor and we were both hyperthermophile bacteria. what then

as always... look at my lesbians boy

[fishareglorious]

Me playing chess against a 12 year old with the intent of killing her friends: Yeah i'm a total grandmasterpilled chesscel. I'm basically going chess mode and i'm giving checkmatecore vibes My subordinate Z, chief of staff: Vice President I think God should kill you

[wander-over-the-words]

Sinclair, realising he genuinely likes Delta and doesn’t consider him just a means to an end and he’s totally making a real friend for once:

[sleepypdng]

Princess & her guard ❄️

[brucewaynesmanor]

After rewatching season 1 of umbrella academy im halfway into my rewatch of season 2 and I’m just….. very confused about Allison and the way they NEVER mention Claire ? Not even once ? She just lost her daughter when the apocalypse happened, time traveled, and doesn’t speak about it anymore……..? Or maybe I’m missing something