Jongkook: tells everyone about his day to day routine
Everyone: ... wtf dude...
Somin: bursts into tears
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me to my bro that hates kpop: stray kids are in america rn
my bro: poor guys
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Behold! The god's chosen beverage! Beware the wrath of Diet Coke!
~ Percy, The Mark of Athena
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Fym Miguel wouldn’t call you a slut 😟😟 have you seen how he treats his partners in comic??? You’re literally not even a person to him lmao he’d just fuck his brother’s gf in front of you if he could
why you mad about a fictional character 😹😹😹"You're literally not even a person to him" hes fake???? he's a drawing???? he's an animation??? LMAOOOOO
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Emily: that was kinda hot
Lou:
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Just wanted to say that I adore your blog, it brings a smile to my face whenever I see your posts! You seem like a really cool person and so I was wondering - would you be interested in becoming mutuals? <3 Asking as a seagull because I'm shy. *flies away*
Thank you and for your lovely words! I'm very happy to know that you enjoy my posts so much, that brings a smile onto my face! :D
Sure thing we could become mutuals! Just send a message my way, don't worry I'm not intimidating or grumpy like Davy Jones!
*insert scene of Davy grumbling bitterly in the background*
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THE MASC???
YESSSS YALL KARMA GOT HER GOOD OMFG😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
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"Yo, Zeus is like my dad. He screws everyone he can get ahold of." -- Larry Johnson, age 16 having finally come to terms with his dad not coming back.
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jaymoji: if someone was robbing your house and you had to use a vegetable to defend yourself what vegetable would you pick
everyone else: a carrot
boat: i would dual-wield a durian and a dragonfruit. have you played mario sunshine
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