#student quotes

[cogentranting]

Student response: "Things were supposed to go well but Gatsby almost ruined it by being a weird little freak"

And you know what, that's a valid analysis.

[studentquoteswith1d]

“Passend zu seinen blauen Augen trägt er eine blaue Jogginghose.”

“Matching his blue eyes, he’s wearing blue sweatpants.”

[cmchill]

I love that feeling when STEM geeks chat about absolutely anything. We use random math or science lingo for absolutely anything.

"Just take an absolute value of my passion for these characters"

*Debating how to do optimization when it comes to plotting your walking route and what variables to prioritize*

On finding a career that fits really well when the one you're in isn't quite right: "you just need to start some small perturbations" "yeah perturb yourself"

Something something mean median mode

"It's like crossing the event horizon, you just get sucked into this experience and there's no escape"

Pretty niche: "Rather than be a 'T-shaped' person with depth in one area of expertise and breadth across some other areas, I was thinking why not be a person shaped like the gravitational potential of our solar system: big depth in one central area, with a 3d "T-bar" that goes out and has numerous additional divots of depth."

The classic: comparing something to superposition or wave-particle duality (have you guessed I'm a physics gal yet?)

"It's kind of like, I have the code for the task but my internal compiler just isn't running for some reason"

Please add more if you have any fun examples of using STEM lingo out of context or to communicate something only tangentially related! (I live for this stuff)

[katebushsbabushka]

Travis: MRS. PACKERTON, LARRY WIPED A MYSTERIOUS RED LIQUID ON ME.

Larry: It's blood.

Travis, after a five second pause of pure shock: M R S. P A C K E R T O N, DO I HAVE PERMISSION TO KICK LARRY IN THE SHINS?

[student-quotes]

You smell like a philosopher

-ninth grader in the cafeteria

[wualifiedteacher]

LEGITIMATELY

had a student ask me if I knew the lorax movie

Me: uh yes?

Student: no like THE NEW lorax movie, with the onceler

Me: new??? It came out in 2012!! it's MY MOVIE! I was YOU when that came OUT!!

Student: so yeah this cool movie called the lorax is super popular on tiktok rn

[esperantoauthor]

"Oh, so this is a game about unhinged capitalism?"

Source: My student, 5 minutes into his first ever game of Monopoly

[mindfulstudyquest]

gentle reminder you can rise up from everything. you can recreate yourself. nothing is permanent. you are not stuck. you have choices. you can think new thoughts. you can learn something new. you can create new habits. all that matters is that you decide today and never look back.

[dmempowermentshop]

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[study-diaries]

I will succeed. Not immediately. But definitely.

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.

[cogentranting]

Student essay; "Throughout the hundred of thousands of years modern humans existed,"

Hmmmm....

[academic-vampire]

𝔅𝔯𝔦𝔰𝔨 𝔞𝔦𝔯.

[juliaxyn]

So many books, so many flowers

[wastedmishhty]

[student-quotes]

Captain hook is kinda...😏

-"Neko"