#when speaking to the owner who is super sweet she was like

[hischokehold]

Less of an ask more of an idea after reading your work. Now that konig has had his little bunny. What about him pushing her to her limits? Taking her nice and long until she losses control and squirts while riding him. Him taking her anally to stretch her out in all ways. Him having her until she's several orgasms to the wind and cock drunk.

-ˋˏ ༻🍓༺ ˎˊ-

König has no self control whatsoever, too obsessed with his bunny to ever just have one round of plain, vanilla love making. He's depraved, taking advantage of your innocent and soft nature to manipulate you into doing what he wants.

König loves to fuck your dirty cunny after chasing you around his property, forcefully shoving you down the ground and probing his cock balls deep in your womb, who cares if anyone sees?? He has no shame whatsoever, pumping his heavy dick into your baby pussy like a dog in heat right in front of his men. Beg him enough and he'll spit on your tongue and laugh at your face. You're his property, hase. He'll do whatever he wants with you.

Oh, you're shy? Well, he can always get rid of any witnesses. He drives you nuts, the long and prominent veins on his hung member doing just enough to stimulate your insides, driving out orgasm after orgasm from your poor bruised and puffy pussy. It's even worse when he makes you squirt for the first time! It happens when he's guiding you on his dick, coercing you to bounce like a good bunny. But it just feels too good, he's too big, too deep, your mind felt like it was going blank.

You warned him about the unfamiliar feeling in your tummy but it was too late, sweet juices spraying all over his meaty cock and thighs, coating the bed in your honey. You were mortified, having basically peed on your owner. Yet he bends you over, splaying your perfect cunt for him and licking the leftover juices for hours, before finally deciding to pump you with his seed.

Speaking of, König loves anal play. He definitely orders a carrot dildo and butt plug for you, often joking about his bun and her favorite carrot. He's absurdly obsessed with your puckered hole, taking his time to assault it with his monstrous tongue, rimming your virgin butt to accommodate for the stretch. He gets so lost in the feeling too, moaning and grunting in between your cheeks, flung cock humping whatever sliver of skin it can find.

He makes you lick the pretty toy, coating it with your saliva and lubing it up, adoring the way you whine at the big stretch. You were the perfect bunny, squirming and crying as he eases the toy into your tight hole, not to mention how your bunny tail twitches wildly when the width gets thicker. "Why're you crying, doll? I thought bunnies like you loved your carrots."

König will make you cockwarm him, fat and meaty cock melting at the heat of your ass. He'll definitely turn you into his anal whore, mewling and begging for daddy to put in her ass just one more time, breeding your ass so he can plug it up for the rest of the day and let it stick. He'll make sure you're ruined for any other man, hase.

The hands of your monstrous lover will be the only ones you crave.

-ˋˏ ༻🍓༺ ˎˊ-

I'll be answering more asks soon! Thank you for this one, having a super busy week rn.

[serxinns]

Mocha bunny reader Headcanons!

A yandere class 1a (plus maybe some teachers) x reader

This fic was inspired by my beloved friend and mom @lady-ashfade and her strawberry bunny reader here

Info: Your quirk was a bunny but you were a mocha bunny your ability was speed, Strength in both arms and legs , amazing sense of smell and have super hearing and sharp claws you have 3 forms your normal form (basically a human form) your rabbit form when ur basically a whole rabbit and a gremlin form when ur half rabbit half bun but is smol

•Your classmates are obsessed and abored with everything you do they instantly fell in love with the 1st sight of you

•They would fight over about who would pet your ears or touch your fur or even your little tail (you bite denki hard for pulling it)

• Izuku would research about bunnies and you and would ask you millions of questions about you and the bunnies Ochako and mina would pinch your cheeks too hard which u had to told them off about but dismissed cause you were too cute at times but if you actually wanted them to back off they'll pout whenever you did something cute in front of bakugo he will either call you carrot muncher or cotton bitch and blushes to look away

•You and kota and also kota's bunny are bestie in when nobody is around you and kotas bunny will talk about EVERYTHING even bunny related stuff how hard it is and what delicious food are there

Kota's rabbit: *Speaks,

Reader in the bunny form: THATS WHAT IM SAYING these people have no respect for bunnies

Kotas rabbit: squeak

Reader: Woah woah that's some strong language you have

there dude don't let your owner hear that

•Kota is like your mom's friend since he knows EVERYTHING about rabbits he makes sure you eat the food you need and make sure to slow you down on treats he even makes izukus job easier don't be surprise if these two team up

•Sato will still make sweets for pastries for you but puts ingredients and stuff you like or ur tolerable with and out bunny like puns on there

•Aizawa is the only person you can trust to be in your bunny form he would invite you to cuddle in his sleeping bag or create a best by him so y'all can sleep and cuddle with each other whenever your classmates are overwhelming you Aizawa will lecture the students whenever they give you a hard time

•Mic will make sure to lower his voice because of your sensitive hearing he will make funny bunny puns at you which you'll groan at but he doesn't care he'll spoil you with gifts and hugs and he's VERY overprotective if anyone talk to you in a mean way their eardrums are about to be broken beyond repair

• Mirko is just in AWE she's so glad there's another person with a rabbit-like quirk so it's easier for her to teach you her skills she'll always give you tips about your abilities and encourage you to use every one of them she also give you tips about being a bunny hybrid

Bonus headcanons

•When your Classmates discover you make little squeaks in your sleep the class was holding their selves BACK from either squealing or screaming they all whisper and yelled at themselves to be quiet some tried pulling out their phone but Iida warned them not to since the flash were alert you awake

•Mirko LOVES to talk about you everywhere from her fans to her coworkers even to the number 1 hero Shes always mentions you she even imagines you working at her agency when you grow up you in a copy of her hero costume she's just dying of cuteness

•Denki and Seek love using cheesy bunny flirts to tease you which makes them giggle every time it gets annoying when they spam text over it (denki)

•You and Tsuyu are besties you both chat about your favorite foods and facts about your quirks y'all exchange baby photos of each other and Tsuyu is just dying when she sees you in a cute outfit ur little ears perk up your cute smiling face showing your little tail she keeps these photos to her self tho

•tokoyami is also a great person to hang out as well the two of you would often hang out at a park he would always get nervous about asking you questions that are bunny related afraid that he'll might say something offensive (poor bb) he even let's you sleep in his dorm room whenever you wanted to et sway from your classmates overbearing nature he would even bring snacks for you

•The bakusquad and dekusquad fight over who gets to baby you more which turns into a war when the other students join in Shoji says he wants a turn with you Momo offers to go shopping with her while Hakagure tries to steal you away and attempts to run off it was chaos in the end Aizawa heard and they all got detention while Aizawa was comforting you putting you in your bunny form while having a proud smirk on his face

[elsweetheart]

curious to know ur thoughts on college!abby and reader

i have thoughts . many . 🤭

college!abby x reader hcs

ok it’s more just hcs abt college!abby and not so much reader m sorry

• okay, first and foremost i think whatever your main college sports team is, abby plays for it. i feel like she’d be super sporty and stays super ripped because she has a reputation of winning almost every game she plays for and is feared by other colleges because girly is a BEAST

• ngl, she’s kind of a fuckgirl (fuckboy?) until she meets you. she gets CRAAAZY amounts of play because of being on the sports teams and her physique (her strap has been around the block a few times…fndjsj)

• she meets you in the laundry room, checking you out when you put your load in whilst she stands there in her sweatpants. she makes conversation with you because she thinks you’re hot but as soon as you start speaking her heart kinda melts slightly because you seem so sweet and have such pure intentions. she decides she’s gonna leave you alone, because you don’t deserve to be messed around by her.

• however, after that meeting you have a huge crush on her and find any excuse to be around her. you kinda clingy to her like a lost puppy to it’s owner and she finds it hard to shake you so she just gives in, maybe asking you to tutor her or something just to spend time together hehe

• idk why but i feel like college!abby specifically is tall ? she just gives that vibe (i mean i feel like she’s pretty tall anyway but college!abby is especially tall) and she’d definitely use it to her advantage with sports (and size kink. who said that) so take your height and add whtever so she’s taller than you by a little. (i’m 5’1 and i envision her being like 5’9 🫶🏼)

• her and ellie still hate eachother. ellie is the campus dealer and abby doesn’t smoke that much bc of sports but when she does she makes sure to purposely go out of her way to go to another dealer to buy her weed bc she’s petty like that.

• always in the campus gym, everyone there knows her and maybe she even takes a part time job there whilst studying

• would absolutely love it if u were a cheerleader for her team like oh my god. oh my g

idk guys i wanna hear your college!abby hcs 🤭🤭 ellie too why not

[brittle-doughie]

Marketplace Ruckus (Hollyberrian Marketplace)

More cookie npc hours. This is more like a full on fic this time with the ideas I had. No need to worry for spoilers, this part of it isn’t significant enough to the overall story. Enjoy!

Invited to the Hollyberry Kingdom by Princess and Knight Cookies, you all made your way through the forest and met with the Ferryman Cookie who floated you along the waters to your destination.

The two kept close to your sides along the way, giving glares to the Ferryman whenever he gave you a compliment. Both of them made sure you got out of there when they docked

Princess was the one to show you the ropes of the Hollyberry capital. Starting off with its bountiful marketplace. You have been to your fair share of markets before, but holy was this market bustling with a lot of cookies around!

It took a lot of convincing the both of them to let you check it out! Knight was worried for your safety, but assured him that if you were in trouble, you’d give him a call. Princess Cookie gave you a long hug and have you promise to come back soon before you parted ways with them.

You looked around at the various stalls and the items they were selling. You came across one that had cake monster strawberries and jelly worm icors! You inspected a strawberry before a voice called out to you.

“Ah! I see you’re interested in those strawberries and ichors I have for sale! Go ahead, see what you like the most!”

You shot up to look to see the stall’s owner looking at you with interest. She kept showing off what she had in store as she grew more excited by each passing minute, subtly getting closer to you with each item she came back with for you to look at, almost in way to show that her stand was the best! You began to wonder if she was even trying to sell you anything at this point.

“Oh for such a sweet Cookie like yourself, I should have something here that I know you’ll love! Hmm….aha! I’ve got just the thing! Wait right here~!”

The merchant hurried deep within her stand, her goal to find something truly amazing that guarantees you’ll come back to her stand. Perhaps to sell you more of her wares, but really, it would be to see you again. She wouldn’t have to worry about other stands nabbing you away from her, it would be perfect! Which is why she’s determined to find the perfect item she had that would surely do just that!

After a while, you were still waiting around for the merchant to come back to the front, with you examining a jelly worm icor in the meantime. You could hear her rummaging around her stand in the back. Mumbling to herself in frustration when she couldn’t find something that was the best suited for you.

“Excuse me! You there, the cookie holding those icors! Care for some imported bear jellies?”

Calling out to you was another merchant, with golden hair and a moustache. You turn to face him, look around and then point at yourself if he was speaking to you. The merchant nodded his head.

You placed down the icors, took one last look at the stand you were standing at. Ok, you were gonna be quick about this, this shouldn��t take too long.

You made your way over to the bear jelly stand, where the merchant got right to it. He presented you with the various bear jellies he had in the store, shooting you the occasional compliment. What was odd to you was his comment that he was watching you since you first arrived at the other stand.

“I will admit I was staring, but who could not! You just looked so delightful that I couldn’t look away! For you, you can get bear jellies at a much more reasonable price! Brand-new flavors too, in case you have a preference!”

He kept insisting on the change when you tried to ask for the original price. He presented you with a number of bear jellies, yellow, pink, blue, even these weird purple ones. You tried to speak up-

“Those may seem nice, but if you come to my stand, I can promise you a special SUPER PRICE!”

You turned around to spot another merchant approaching you, she was a short one with dark scarlet hair and a dark pink dress.

“Normally it would be the first ten cookies to my stand, but for you, I’m willing to make an exception! Healing powder for such a super reasonable price! How about it?”

She looked at you with eyes of anticipation. However, her intrusion was not appreciated by the bear jelly merchant.

“Pardon you, but I was just speaking to this cookie! Don’t you have customers to attend to?”

“They can wait for a second! I want THIS cookie to visit me my stand! You’ve been hogging them for long enough! Share the customers!”

“You already have enough! Can’t you see you’re scaring them?!”

“YOU’RE the one scaring them! Just let me take them to my stand! My goods are certainly more important than bear jellies!”

“W-what?! How dare you! These bear jellies come in various flavors! With a rich taste that will surely stay with the cookies long after eating them! I’m sure this delightful cookie would certainly love them! Your goods are only needed if they get hurt! So I win their heart patronage by default!”

“Your bear jellies taste no better than grounded sugar!”

You awkwardly backed away a bit from the two arguing merchants, both getting heated over who was to satisfy Y/N Cookie’s shopping needs and, hopefully, gain their favoritism!

“There you are! I was worried sick about where you wandered off! I was afraid you had left me!”

You realized you were back at the first stand you came to, the merchant with a big smile on her face, presented you with a rather fancy looking barrel. She gave it the chef’s kiss.

“This right here is my most finest berry juice! Squeezed from only the best berries our harvesting had to offer! This is good enough, right? Right?! You’ll pick me-MY STALL, to do your business with…?”

“They will take their business at my stand! They’ll only need ME!”

“As if! Their attention is MINE!”

The other two merchants hurried over to both of you. The first merchant quickly devolving into the argument once she saw them as a threat in the way between you and her…

“They arrived at my stand first, so their love business goes to me! Hate to break it to you two~”

“NOT ON MY WATCH!” “YOU WISH!”

Very convinced you had enough for one day, You bid the three arguing merchants a nice day as you made your exit, all three of them too focused arguing to notice your leave.

You worked your way around the crowd to the area where you, Princess, and Knight last were, hopeful that you can make your way back to them.

“You there! *hic* Thatsh mine! Gimme that! *hic*”

Well god damn it.

A shout came from your left, looking over to see two cookies arguing with each other, and judging by the cookie with pink hair’s speech, he was under the influence. The other had purple blue hair in a ponytail and holy was she fit.

“What’cha mumbling ‘bout, eh? I didn’t touch nothin’!”

The two cookies looked at each other with such tension, you could feel it. You couldn’t dwell on it for long, you had to get back to Princess and Knight-before you were suddenly grabbed by the arm, the culprit being the purple haired cookie. She held you to her side as she glared at the pink one.

“OH YEAH? Well this cookie can tell ya for dang sure I wasn’t grabbin’ anything!”

“Y/N Cookie?!”

The purple cookie’s face fell a little as she turned to look at you and sure enough, it was indeed you, Y/N Cookie. She lets go of her strong hold on you with eyes of worry.

“Aw nuts! I didn’t mean to handle ya too hard! You alright?”

You assured the strong cookie that it was fine as you dusted yourself off a little.

“This thief stole from me! My syrawberries! *hic*”

“And I’m saying that I didn’t take nothin’ from ya! I’m bein’ an honest cookie here, Y/N Cookie!”

The two brawlers were stepping towards you, each time with their pleas for one to be believed and the other to be wrong. You tried to slip away to the side, only for them to kinda do the same, blocking your way.

With you really not wishing to be between the two for when they’ll eventually start throwing hands, you went ahead and bought whatever the pink haired brawler was missing and made sure to make it clear that the purple haired brawler DID NOT take from the pink haired.

“Told ya! I was mindin’ my own business till you started yapperin’! Mighty apologies to ya for earlier, Y/N Cookie. How’s about a drink to make up for it?”

“Heyyy, you can’st just scoop them up like that! Let me treat them to beery juice! *hic*”

“As if they’d wanna share a drink with a cookie who’s had too many!”

“Nuh-uh! I cans handle a few more! Watch me!”

The pink haired brawler tries to stand still, but failed as he started wobbling again.

“Well whatever! *hic* They should just come drink with me and not with a THIEF!”

Not again-

“HOW MANY TIMES-“

Back to square one as these two started bickering again, but this time it was over you. Whether it was better or worse was up to you. You couldn’t stand around for long so you continue to make your way back to the main area of the capital.

“‘EY, WAIT! Y/N COOKIE! I STILL OWE YA THAT DRINK!”

There was nothing more to give you adrenaline to run then two brawler cookies charging at you, each determined to out-speed the other.

“NOTSH SO FAST! I WAS THE ONE DRINKING WITH THEM!”

Meanwhile, the 3 merchants were STILL arguing with each other, a small crowd gathered with all the commotion they were making.

“MY BERRY JUICE FAR SURPASS TONICS OR JELLIES!” “BUT IT IS ONLY MY BEAR JELLIES THAT WILL SATISFY THEIR HUNGER!” “THEY’LL BE COMING TO ME FOR EVERY SCRAPE OR BRUISE, NO NEED FOR NOTHING ELSE!”

What made them finally notice your absence was someone zipping right past them, follow by two other someones. They all took a gander to see YOU, chased by two ruffians!

They all took a quick look at each other, before rushing to their stalls, grabbing their best items before also giving chase. The small crowd watching in bewilderment.

Now you had 5 cookies on your tail, all vying for your praise and affection. You just need to get back to Princess and Knight Cookie. Not to hurt them, their intentions were ultimately benevolent despite the clinginess.

“Do you like berry juice?! I have a barrel of only my finest! You’ll pick me right?!” “Are exotic belly jellies your preference?! I have plenty for you and more if you become a PERMANENT customer to my stall!” “A super DUPER special price on my tonics if you come to ME!” “I’m not a bad cookie once we get to know each other over berry drinks!“ “I’ll treat ya with the care ya deserve if you go to drinks with ME!”

Come on, come on! Where were those two? You called out to Knight Cookie right as you left the market area and to the center decorated with a fountain.

And, as if they were just waiting nearby, Knight Cookie comes rushing to your side, sword at the ready. Princess comes after, lunging and hugging your side tightly.

“There you are, you big dummy! You had me so worried!”

“What’s the issue, your majesty!”

He didn’t have to wait long for an answer

“Ey, who are you two!?”

Knight and Princess turned to face 5 angry cookies. The purple haired one cracked her knuckles.

“Calm yourselves, commoners! There is no need to fight! Unless…”

“Please, we have no business with you, Princess! We only have business with that cookie beside you!”

“What business?”

“They were gonna buy my berry juice-!“ “My bear jellies-!” “My healthy tonics-!” “Drinks with me!”

“THEIR LOVE!”

The market cookies WERE DONE WITH THE FACADE.

You felt ominous auras coming from Knight and Princess Cookies. You can see Princess grip her scepter very tightly, same with Knight and his sword.

“I’ll only ask you commoners this one time. Step. Back.”

“Your Highness is right! Please step away from Y/N Cookie!”

The 5 market cookies met their glares with their own. The tension in the air rising as the start of a fight was brewing.

Being both flattered and scared at the fact that these cookies were willing to duke it out for you. This was more intense then the Vanilla Kingdom visit, that was for sure!

[jadeylovesmarvelxo]

The Wrong Impression

i love scoops steve but never see any so maybe reader works at scoops with them but steve and robin are close and whenever reader is scheduled to work with steve he always cancels so she thinks he doesn’t like her and quits and robin breaks the news to steve and he’s heartbroken bc he liked reader with a happy ending

Request by anon

Warnings; Angst to Fluff

Steve Harrington hated her, that she was absolutely sure of.

She had been working with Steve and Robin in Scoops Ahoy for a while now and they were super close, they got on well and had bonded straight away.

Steve however seemed to hate her on sight, she wasn't sure what she had done differently from Robin in Steve's eyes but for some reason, he always seemed to cancel when she was working or he barely spoke to her.

The truth was that she had a crush on Steve and had done for a while now but he never noticed her in high school, being King Steve and all he was too popular to notice her, then he fell for Nancy and no other girl compared to her.

She had asked Robin how Steve felt about her but Robin didn't know.

The way Steve was acting was beginning to get her down so she decided to go for a job interview at a library in the next town.

It wasn't far away and the owner was very sweet so she figured it would be nice to work with people who actually liked her.

It was a shame because she liked working with Robin but it was hurting her that Steve so obviously disliked her.

"You can't leave" Robin exclaims when she announces that she's leaving.

"Steve obviously doesn't like me. It doesn't make for a good atmosphere. I want to work somewhere where I feel happy, not constantly worried and crushing on someone who never notices me and doesn't like me at all"

Robin sighs and pulls her into a hug.

"Promise we will always be close though?" Robin asks and she nods smiling.

"Of course" she gives Robin an extra hug then leaves missing Robin muttering to herself.

"Steve you complete dingus"

❤❤

"She what?" Steve gapes at Robin who is glowering at him.

"She quit because you are always cancelling when she's on shift you barely speak to her you dingus! She thinks that you hate her and can you blame her?"

Steve runs his hands through his hair and whispers a string of curses.

"I got so nervous around her! I know King Steve is nervous around a girl, haha but I like her a lot Robin and I've been so off my game lately I had no clue how to talk to her without sounding like an idiot"

Robin shakes her head.

"Go and apologise to her dumbass. Try and salvage the situation". He nods.

"Where is the library that she works?" Robin gives him the library address and he rushes out hoping that yn will listen to him.

❤

She's surprised when Steve comes crashing through the library doors. There's a wild expression on his face and he rushes over to her.

"Steve? What are you doing here? Is Robin okay? Are you okay?",

He nods.

"Can we talk please?" She nods wondering what he wants to talk about. It's near her break so she motions him to sit on the comfy armchair, she sits on the other side.

"Did you quit because you think I hate you?" he asks her and she bites her lip.

"Yes, you get on so well with Robin but you would cancel if I was working or wouldn't talk and it worried me. I didn't know what I had done wrong, I wanted to be in a place where I wouldn't feel so unwelcome"

He swears.

"Shit, no I don't hate you, sweetheart. I'm so sorry the truth is that I like you a lot. You're sweet and beautiful and I've honestly fallen for you. I didn't know how to react around you, it's stupid I know and I should have just talked to you"

She is stunned and doesn't know what to say to him.

"You're King Steve though, you're so charming and sweet" he blushes and shakes his head.

"Used to be suave and shit but not so much now, haven't been King Steve for a long long time"

He gently takes her hand and she feels heat spread through her body.

"I get it if I've messed up my chances honey but I would like to take you out on a date, make up for all my shit"

Smiling she reaches over and kisses her cheek.

"Okay, you can pick me up at four, that's when I finish my shift" he nods eagerly and she feels excitement build up inside her.

She can't wait for tonight.

[goodwriterwithbadhabits]

Seventeen Playlist

Aka: Songs that remind me of the members and why. (GIF credit to the original owners)

Master List

Hip Hop Unit:

S.Coups: Royalty- Conor Maynard

This song screams expensive sugar daddy. Its a little sexy, a little overconfident, and a little old school but overall, the song of someone who really loves their partner. The beat of the song reminds me of something you might have heard in an old school club or at least the movie version of one. Scoups has been shown to pay for people’s stuff all the time, and is obviously a very protective man. This song just feels like it was written by a younger version of himself, and I love it. 

Wonwoo: Wanna Be Yours- Artic Monkeys

Wonwoo reminds me of so many Artic Monkey songs but Wanna Be Yours has the vibes that just feels like him. The song is a little dark and stormy, while being overwhelmingly loving and hopeful. Its a touch desperate, as though the singer can’t actually speak to the subject, and that feels very Wonu. Wonu is a quiet guy, less shy and more simply introverted, and a song so longing and desperate, feels like something he would write. 

Mingyu: Stuck With You- Ariana Grande and Justin Bieber

This song is fun and upbeat, while still being a bit of a tease. Mingyu feels the same way. He’s a goof and strikes me as someone who would love this song, and the conversation it tells. For the sake of your heart, don’t imagine him dancing around the kitchen with his partner whilst singing along. 

Vernon: Renegades- X Ambassadors

This is going to be super specific but both Vernon, and this song feel like sitting in the back of a loved one’s Subaru Legacy, watching the sunset over the ocean, after spending the day at the skate park. Its calming, with this rebellious undertone and a heart of love, and that just feels like Vernon to me. 

Vocal Unit: 

Jeonghan: Troublemaker- Oly Murz and Flo Rider

Troublemaker is definitely a word that can be used to describe Jeonghan, that’s something everyone knows. The song is about a person who is wholly aware of the power they hold over people, and sung by a person who is totally caught up in the spell. Jeonghan is a manipulator, and I mean that with love, but he knows exactly what he’s doing, and he’s going to use it for his own gain. 

Shua: She Will Be Loved- Maroon 5

Maroon 5 and Joshua Hong go hand in hand, but specifically I think he feels like She Will Be Loved. The song feels like a promise someone is making to their lover’s parent, a promise that their daughter will always be loved. Joshua has a tendency to feel a little old school, like a gentleman, and strikes me as someone who would make this kind of promise. Also the image of him playing his guitar and singing this song with that soft “thinking of the person I love” smile, my heart can’t take it. 

Woozi: Piano Man- Billy Joel

Lee Jihoon is made of music. He’s an old soul, and Piano Man feels like it was written by him a long time ago, and yet in a time still to come. There’s a love within the song, a love for music and the way it pulls you in. Jihoon was supposed to be a musician, and whether he’s performing as an idol, or simply playing the piano in a bar, he will always be a Piano Man. 

DK: Honey, Honey- Abba

Not only can I see him bodying this song, but I can picture it being sung about him. I feel the Amada Seyfried version suits him best, with the teasing tones and childish vibes. Seokmin is duality personified. On stage he gets so sexy and confident, and offstage he’s cute and sweet. Honey Honey is as well, being about a very grown-up relationship but sung in a way a child might understand. 

Seungkwan: Everything I Didn’t Say- 5SOS

Seungkwan has a lot to say, no one can doubt that, but I feel like he’s awful at talking about genuine, romantic love. Everything I Didn’t Say comes at the end of relationship, when the singer is reflecting on the things they wished they had said, and to me, this feels like something Seungkwan would sing. Not only would his voice fit the song beautifully, but I feel as though he understands the emotion behind it and could really bring it to life. 

Performance Unit: 

Jun: Horns-Bryce Fox

Hear me out. While the subject of the song doesn’t feel like Jun, the singer himself does. The song is about a woman who is, objectively, toxic as fuck. She’s akin to a demon or beast, and yet, the singer can’t get enough of her. She’s what keeps him alive. The fire in this song, the passion, and sheer lust, that’s what feels like Jun. Its feels like bearing your soul, feeling it burn, and cherishing the warmth you’re given in return, and I don’t know why, but to me, that screams Wen Junhui. 

Hoshi: History Maker- Dean Fujioka 

Is this song from an anime about figure skaters? Yes. Does it still feel like Hoshi? Yes! The song itself is super short, but its message is one of hope, and following your dreams. The song makes me feel confident, like I could change the world, and to me, that sounds like Hoshi. He too is confident and doing what he loves. He doesn’t let himself get dragged down by anything, and does his best to keep moving forward. If this song isn’t on his work out playlist, it should be. 

Minghao: Uptown Girl- Billy Joel

Uptown Girl is a classic, its romantic, flirty, and such a tease. It feels like making fun of the person you love, and that is Minghao in a nutshell. He feels like classic love songs and being an ass to your lover. More than that, the song covers this underlying note of not feeling like enough, like you aren’t good enough for your partner, and that also feels like Minghao. Yeah, he’s confident, but he also strives to grown and be a better person, and to that extent, he probably worries that he’ll never be good enough for the person he falls for. 

Dino: R.I.P. 2 my Youth- The Neighborhood

This song is about growing up and finding a world that doesn’t care about you, and how you don’t care in return. Though Chan still seems like he has some hope left, its obvious that he grew up too fast. This song feels like what he’s trying not to be. He’s only about a year older than me, but sometimes it feels like he’s lived so much longer. I’m not sure 100% why, but this song is Chan. 

Let me know what you think! Do you agree, or are there any songs that you associate with the boys?

[bunbeeplays]

The Lemon Legacy: Generation 1, Chapter 22 - Climbing the Ladder

It's practice time at La Coppia Serena! But first, Hilary has requested to speak to Ophelia in the Laurents' office. Ophelia doesn't get to talk to the Laurents in person much, so it's either good news or bad news. Fingers crossed.

Hilary: Thank you for taking the time to speak to me, dear.

Ophelia: Of course. I feel like I hardly ever get to talk to you and Hector, you’re both so busy.

Hilary: One of the pitfalls of being business owners, I suppose.

Hilary: How has practice been? I hope Drew and Moses have been welcoming.

Ophelia: It's going great, they're both really talented. I’ve learned a lot from them.

Hilary: I’m pleased to hear that. They’ve had nothing but nice things to say about you as well.

Hilary: You’ve met Tiff, who we are currently planning on having fill the permanent singer position. How has she been?

Ophelia: Uh, I haven’t talked to her much since we met with Penny and Miko. 

Hilary: I see. Well, that’s part of the reason I called you in.

Hilary: When Tiff takes over the singer position, Anaya will become lead violinist. That would leave a spot on our string team open. You’ve been practicing, correct?

Ophelia: Yes, I’m level 7 now.

Hilary: Color me impressed.

Hilary: Are you still interested in working with us full-time? Hector and I have spoken and we'd like to offer you a permanent position as a violinist after the Pizzazz wedding. We can offer a 15% pay increase from your current salary. There’s also opportunities for advancement.

Ophelia: I’d love to. Can I give the Blue Velvet a few days notice so they’re able to fill my spot? They’ve been really good to me, I feel I owe them.

Hilary: That’s absolutely fine. I’ll finalize your onboarding paperwork and we can go from there. Welcome to the team, Ophelia.

Xander: Hey, sounds like Lemon Cake joined the fam! I knew you would. You should have seen Hil last night, she was all worried you’d say no. 

Hilary: Alexander, shouldn’t you be at the restaurant?

Xander: It’s 11 AM. Not the best time to get juiced.

Xander: For your information, I came to restock the bar, but I wanted to check in with my favorite big sister first.

Hilary: I’m your only sister period.

Xander: Well it’s a good thing you’re my favorite then! It'd be embarrassing if you weren't.

Hilary: Ophelia, I see you’ve met my younger brother. Xander, you remember Miss Lemon.

Xander: How could I forget my third favorite patron?

Ophelia: I need to work on my ranking.

Xander: I'm not gonna lie, I can be bribed.

Xander: Drew and Moses and I were just talking about going bowling later to celebrate you joining the team officially. You in?

Hilary: I told you not to tell people yet, Alexander. 

Xander: Trusting me with a secret was her first mistake. 

Ophelia: Bowling sounds fun. I’m in.

Hilary: Xander, please go restock the bar so I can finish talking to my new employee.

Xander: Okay, okay. I can take a hint.

Hilary: That wasn’t a hint, that was a full-on order.

Xander: See ya sis, later Lemon Merengue Pie!

Hilary: I apologize for him.

Ophelia: It’s okay, he’s a really fun guy.

Hilary: That’s the consensus. I’m glad his job is more fun than mine, at least.

Ophelia: Do you want to join us for bowling? It’d be nice to get to know one of my new bosses better!

Hilary: That’s sweet, hun, but Hector and I have Family Night with the kids today. They’ll be disappointed their uncle can’t make it though.

Ophelia: What if you all came? You guys can bond, the kids can see Uncle Xander, and we can do some team building. Multitasking!

Hilary: We wouldn’t want to impede on your fun. You’re young adults, you don’t want to hang out with your two boring bosses and their kids.

Ophelia: Hey, you’re not boring! You just have to work super hard to make sure we all get paid. That’s pretty cool if you ask me.

Ophelia: We’d have to do separate lanes anyway, so we could all do our own thing and then mingle in between sets.

Hilary: Well, we haven’t taken the kids bowling in quite some time. They’d probably enjoy it more than Don’t Wake the Llama. I’ll talk to Hector but no promises.

Ophelia: Great, see you at the bowling alley!

Hilary: I just said I'd have to see-

Ophelia: I gotta get to practicing with the band, we’ll chat tonight!

Hilary: These young people are going to put me in an early grave.

[alternias-madness]

~ Happy Birthday ~ [INTRO]

It's a wonderful day, you know? The beautiful moons outside, shining down unto the land, the smell of troll blood hitting your nose, the footsteps of an angry purpleblood passing by, my, it's just a normal day, no?

... Not for a certain troll. As we venture pass a tavern- Pass? No no, go back, sweetheart, you aren't leaving yet.

The doors open, as you step inside. Inside felt oddly... warm? Definitely not the kinda vibe you would expect from a tavern, but as you look around, you can't seem to identify any troll around, except , for,

⩥ Me~!

You are wonderfully greeted by a violetblood, leaning against the counter with a big smile on her face as she continued to speak,

⩥ Pleasure to meet you sweetheart~ Decided its about time I show myself around here, no?

You're confused, you ask why her format of introduction is different to the others, who had more video format than... whatever this is. She merely giggles, before giving you a wink.

⩥ Right, you would want to know a bit about me, alright, let's roll the usual then~!

My name is CYPHER MORTAR. I work as an OWNER of a TAVERN that I built myself. My tavern is located somewhere between LOWBLOOD areas and HIGHBLOOD areas, I don't complain over what blood caste my customers are, I just care about their sweet sweet souls money~! I'm a VIOLETBLOOD if that wasn't obvious, and I'm not super strict with your job, and mostly just do this thing for FUN ^^ Wow, it's more harder to do this when its about YOURSELF huh? QUADRANTS? Wow, wanna get with me? Kidding! So far my QUADRANTS are open as of the moment, I would say I wonder WHY... But I know ;3 My PRONOUNS are ANY/ALL, my trolltag is soulcatchingReaper and I type ⩥ Like I'm showing dialogue in a game, teehee ^^

⩥ Want to know more about me? Shoot me an ask sweetheart ;3 Oh, and happy wriggling day to me, and... you know ;3

[bluiex]

To breakdown each counselor! I'll do campers in another ask!

Jimmy is one of the ones I decided to trans the gender of :]. He and his sister, Lizzie are fae. He's the one who plays the guitar for campfire songs. Grian keeps trying to get him to play the one from Spongebob, and Jimmy reluctantly agrees. Jimmy's actually Grian's favorite counselor. Maybe it's because he likes messing with him, but y'know.

Fwhip is little bit reckless, but he's definitely one of the fun counselors. Is he all that athletic? Not super, but that doesn't stop him! He's a favorite among many campers, including Mumbo, Tango, and Cub, and of course, his little sister Gem. Now if only he could stop accidentally swearing in front of the kids.

Katherine doubles as a counselor, and the camp nurse. She's very well-versed in first aid, and can very easily calm just about any kid down. Her campers often make her flower crowns, and she wears them all when she can. She's a favorite to quite a few, including Stress and Pearl.

Joey mostly helps in the arts and crafts cabin. He doesn't really like being outside, it's anyone's guess as to why he's a counselor, but he does very much care about the kids. He's where a lot of kids get their sass from when they return back home. It's why he's a favorite counselor of Cleo's. Joey's also been teaching Xisuma to speak up for himself a bit more. He just needs to stop sneaking off to make out with his boyfriend Xornoth behind the cabins.

Joel isn't the smartest, but he's very funny. Joel also has a very high pain tolerance, almost to the point where he's a bit reckless with it. It worries his girlfriend to death, but the campers find it fascinating. Scar especially, seeing as how he's very similar.

Sausage ends up teaching a couple of the kids Spanish while they're at the camp. He's the camp's main cook, and everyone adores his food. The kids find his overacting with the other counselors hilarious as well. His flair for dramatics makes him a favorite of the more theatrical kids, like Ren and Wels.

Lizzie is the big sister of camp. Sweet, a bit chaotic, but responsible and kind to everyone. She mainly runs the water activities, and that coupled with her pink hair makes jokes and rumors of her being a mermaid fly. She doesn't exactly correct them, even if she isn't a mermaid. Why ruin their fun? Xb loves her for it. And Wels? Well, if his calling her "Miss Mermaid" is anything to go by, he does too.

Pix is technically the owner of the camp, being the oldest and most responsible. That's not to say he's boring, as campers find his pranks to be the most intricate, elaborate things they've ever seen. He's always got an interesting story to tell. Martyn always finds his stories fascinating.

Scott is more quiet, and understated as a counselor. But he's very responsible, and makes sure each camper is comfortable in whatever they're doing. He mostly works with the archery range, and teaches any camper who wants to learn self defense. False is an ace in his classes, and Scar loves the archery aspect. Scott's brother Xornoth also helps out sometimes, when he's not dragged off by Joey.

And Shrub! Shrub runs the nature hikes and walks, and gets so excited during them. She proudly infodumps about any aspect of nature she can, and stimming for them is just second nature. This, though, accidentally teaches the campers stimming. Well, most of them already had something they do that qualifies. Shrub didn't mean to, he just needed to get the energy out, which was how they explained it to the kids. But.. now she makes it a group thing with the rest of the campers she's going with. Telling them to "shake it out" and getting them to join her. Bdubs was won over the moment she complimented his blanket cape.

That's the counselors for ya!

I LOVE SCOTT- adding Xornoth in this is SO GOOD, bless Joey dragging Xor Daddy away LMAO

[txemrn]

Until You Love Me

Chapter 1: We Are the Crowd...

Pairings: Ethan Ramsey x f!MC (Casey Valentine); f!MC (Casey Valentine) x f!OC (Tatum Erikson)

Series Summary: Constantly worried about Ethan's faithfulness, Casey Valentine's paranoia reaches an all-time high when she meets a blast from his past.

Chapter Summary: A celebratory night at Donahue's takes a turn when Casey meets a girl that has caught Ethan's eye

Music Inspo: "Paparazzi" - Kim Dracula

Word Count: ~2500

Rating/Warnings: 🔞 Mature Audiences Only🔞 This miniseries will contain NSFW material (🍋), infidelity, language, discussion and/or depiction of medical situations, gaslighting, mental abuse & illness, suicide, violence, criminal activity; alcohol use

A/N: I am SUPER pumped to be participating in week 1 of @choicesflashfics prompt challenge! I chose prompt #1: “You getting so flustered is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.” The prompt will be in bold.

A/N2: This is very much an AU; our main characters will be written OOC; most of these characters and some plot points belong to our friends at Pixelberry. Special thanks to my sweet friends that helped me brainstorm and pre-read various parts of this. This is not beta'd, so please forgive my errors.

~🖤~

Donahue's. The vibrant, neon sign to the well-known dive bar illuminates the otherwise quiet street. The establishment itself rests comfortably in a residential neighborhood a few blocks north of the medical district. A small parking lot was added years ago--not that anyone abides by the yellow fluorescent lines. But even with Donahue's attempting to appear more official, more business-like, everyone reveres it like a second home. A place to relax. A place where people know your name.

He lowkey loves it here; that's the only reason he dared to venture out tonight. If Ethan Ramsey had it his way, he would much rather stay in on a Sunday evening, enjoying a finger of scotch with the Patriots on mute and his nose in a historical prose.

But lucky for me, not tonight. 

Tonight is Midnight Madness, a rite of passage among med school graduates and residents where we celebrate a turning of the page, so-to-speak, as we all take the next big step in our medical careers. For my Edenbrook friends and I, gone are the days of being the scut of the hospital, the runts, the bottom of the healthcare food chain. Residency is over, and Monday morning brings private practice, fellowships, and new research. It’s one last time for celebration.

So, of course, I naturally want Ethan here with me. 

As I step out of the car, he walks ahead of me. He's due for a haircut, but I secretly love watching his dark waves gently bounce on the collar of his shirt. He's wearing one of my favorites: a pinstripe Hilfiger button-down with the sleeves rolled to his elbows, the musculature of his defined forearms on display. His pressed khaki chinos accentuate his well-rounded, well-toned backside, and I must admit: my eyes fail to look away from the beautiful spectacle.

Well, that is until I nearly collided with the front door to the sports bar. 

He didn't hold it open for me. 

And my heart sinks.

As I slip inside, Reggie, the bar owner, nods my direction, giving me a kind, sympathetic smile. 

Did he see that, too? 

He fixes my favorite drink – a cherry vodka sour – and slides the glass tumbler in front of my usual stool at the bar. I slink into my seat. Sipping through a straw, I casually glance around the large, open-concept room, looking for my Ethan. 

Where did he go?

The room is dark with warm ambient lighting from stage lights, disco balls and multicolored lamps. There's a subtle haze of smoke as bar patrons sway to the heavy pulse of the music.

The bass is hypnotic, and I feel the energy thrumming in my veins as I sip on my cocktail, surveying the room.

There he is; there's my handsome man. 

But I feel the joy drain out of my face instantly. 

He's talking to a tall, curvy blonde at a bar-top table near the jukebox. Who is she? She's wearing a silk, black camisole that lays perfectly across her full assets along with a snug pair of perfectly-tailored skinny jeans that show off her long legs and obviously plump rear.

She's beautiful. Actually… she's stunning. 

Does Ethan even know her? 

Oh God. He just made her laugh. She tosses back her head, her platinum tresses bouncing over her shoulders as she coyly covers her nose and mouth. 

It couldn't have been that funny.

Ethan takes a sip of his own amber drink, no doubt a top shelf. But his eyes remain trained on her.

What the hell is going on right now?

"Would you like another?" Reggie pulls me from the scene unfolding in front of me–and it's a good thing, too. I feel my jealousy building in the pit of my stomach. 

I always worried about other women making moves on my man. But… I never thought I'd have to worry about him reciprocating flirtation.

He wouldn't. I know he wouldn't do that to me. To us.

No. I'm sure there is a logical explanation to Ethan's exchange with this woman. More than likely, this is purely innocent, and I'm just perceiving this all completely wrong.

Although reality is perception…

Shit.

I cordially smile at the bartender, nodding my head. "Better make it a double."

—---

It's been over an hour, and Ethan has barely spoken to me. I already sense the odd looks in my direction as if everyone can sense the awkwardness between us. Damnit, I hate people giving me that look, as if they pity me. What they don’t know is that Ethan and I have a mutual understanding; he’s not into public displays of affection.

Does he have to act like such a prick?

Okay, that’s not fair. I know that’s how I’m perceiving him. He’s not a prick, but I would think he’d at least talk with me. If I had known he was going to be this cold, I would've stayed home.

Being with this man is maddening.

I finish another drink, raising up my finger in Reggie’s direction to order another one. I nonchalantly glance around the room. I can see Ethan lounging outside on a brick patio next to a firepit, sharing cigars with Tobias and Victor, two of his longtime friends and colleagues. He’s smiling, which always makes for a good night for us.

Suddenly I remember the blonde, and my eyes naturally shift to where she was sitting. But, she’s gone.

Did she leave already?

I shrug, turning back to my freshly served beverage.  Keeping my hands in my lap, I lean over the polished bar, capturing the wayward straw first with my tongue, then my mouth.

“So that’s the kind of night you’re aiming for.”

I abruptly twirl around on my stool, following the seductive giggle, and I am met face-to-face with the blonde bombshell Ethan was talking to earlier.

Only now, I am up close and personal, and I swear I am staring at a goddess.  Her skin is like a blanket of sun-kissed velvet. Her golden hair sits like a crown on her head, and her rosy, heart-shaped lips frame her pearly white teeth.

Damnit, she's gorgeous. No wonder Ethan was staring at her…

“Is this seat taken, doll?” She gracefully gestures to the stool next to me, the simple movement seductively mesmerizing. I lock my attention on her, swimming deep in the ocean of her blue eyes. 

I pretend to sip my drink as I motion for her to sit. As she makes herself comfortable, I look around the bar, noticing at least eight other open seats she could've taken.

But she chose to sit next to me…

I bite my lip as she continues talking. "God," she sets her clutch on the bar, crossing her legs. "Espadrilles are supposed to be comfortable, right?" She chuckles. "My toes keep going numb, and I swear my arches are bleeding." As she bends over to adjust her shoe, I'm given the perfect view straight down her slinky shirt.

No bra… Damnit! She saw me looking…

She snickers deviously, a mischievous Cheshire grin stretching across her face as if to pretend she didn't just catch me staring at her tits. "I'm Tatum," she holds out her hand to shake mine. "What's your name, doll?"

"Casey," I say softly.

"Wait," she grabs my arm as a look of surprise etches across her face. "Casey? As in Ethan Ramsey's Casey?"

I curiously look at Tatum, taken aback by her words, and I can feel a smile curling on my lips. "Yeah… yeah, that's me. How… how did you–?"

"I met him earlier! Girl…" she grows conspiratorially quiet, "he's quite the looker." She titters, "you need to keep him on a tighter leash!"

I let out a cordial laugh. Reggie passes by us, raising his eyebrows at me. I grin, nodding that everything is fine.

"But listen," Tatum grabs my hand endearingly. "Before I could even try hitting on him, he told me he was here with the most beautiful woman in the world–"

"Pssh," I hiss. I look down at our hands, lowering my voice. "He did not."

"Did too!" She begins to trace circles across my skin with her thumb. "He said you were waiting up here at the bar for him, and your name was Casey." 

I can feel my cheeks warm. He might be cold towards me tonight, but Ethan Ramsey truly does love me.

"Oh, Tatum," I throw my arms around her shoulders, "I know we just met, but you have managed to make my night a million times better."

She pats my back. "Were you having a bad night?"

I pull back and give her a guilty-look. "No?" I sigh heavily. "Yes? I don't know" I lay my head in my hands.

"What's wrong, doll?" She combs my strawberry-blonde hair behind my ears as her voice turns into a whisper. "Is this about Ethan?"

I timidly nod my head.

"Oh gosh, Casey!" She puts a finger under my chin, lifting my gaze back to hers. "I don't know what has happened with you two in the past, but that gorgeous man loves you." She pauses, watching me. "Is he having trouble showing that to you?"

Is it that obvious?  I nod.

She exhales dramatically as her long eyelashes flutter across her high cheekbones. "Men," she mumbles, shaking her head which causes me to giggle. She catches my gaze… and it feels like–I don't know… she continues. "How's the sex?"

I begin to choke on my drink, covering my shocked expression with my fingers. "Wh–what?"

"The sex?" She wiggles her eyebrows. "Oh c'mon," she snickers, "I bet he's hot in the sack."

I feel a swirl of heat invade my neck and face as I take a long pull from my vodka drink. 

Why would she ask that?

“I see,” she exhales. “Well,” she tilts her head to meet my gaze before taking my hand and settling it into her lap. "Maybe you need to… spice things up." 

She begins to gently caress my hand in hers.  I feel goosebumps ignite across my body, a sudden ache forming deep in my belly as I stare at her full lips.

Wait… no. 

I shake my head as I stand up.

What's happening here?

"I–I'm sorry, Tatum, but I think I gave you the wrong impression. I'm not like that," I grab my purse.

“Casey,” Tatum slips out of her chair, “don’t go. I’ll leave.”  She leans over her barstool, collecting her clutch. As she stands up straight, she brushes her body against mine, her lips a breath away from the shell of my ear. “But if you do want to spice things up,” she whispers, “come find me.”

The rush of my own air escapes my lungs. My toes contort as electricity ignites through my nerves. 

God, she’s so sexy…

This is insane; I just met her! And yet, she... and my body...

What the fuck? 

If I wanted to 'spice things up'… What does that even mean? Does she mean my sex life with Ethan? Or specifically my own personal life?

What has me more curious: how would she spice things up?

I pay my tab, wishing Reggie a good evening.  Ethan is still outside, and I see a table with my old friends, deep in jubilant celebration of Midnight Madness.  I don’t want to interrupt, so sneak past the crowd, quickly retreating to the bathroom.

There she is. 

She’s casually bent over the sink, finger-combing her hair.  As the door shuts behind me, she turns to look at me before raising an eyebrow.

I can feel beads of sweat collecting on my back  My pulse turns into a gallop as I watch Tatum take a step towards me.

And then another.

She slinks past me, reaching for the door to lock the deadbolt.

The silence is driving me crazy; the unspoken anticipation feeds into my arousal. Should it be?  I mean, that’s what this is, right?  Something sexual? I clear my throat.

“So, um… about spicing things up?”  With the clacking of her heels, Tatum slowly approaches me, towering over my petite frame.

God, she–she's just so…

I swallow thickly when she doesn’t respond. “How does this… I mean, how will, um–?”

Tatum begins to laugh, gently cupping my cheek in her hand. “You getting so flustered is one of the cutest things I’ve ever seen.” With her other hand, she rakes her nails through my hair.  

My eyes flutter close, relishing her intimate touch. 

God, it’s been so long.

“Just relax, doll,” she purrs.  

And without warning, she captures my hungry lips, but in a way my body isn’t used to.  It feels soft, sweet… even somewhat innocent, caring, as if she doesn’t want to hurt me.  But the pull of her mouth teases me, coaxing my lips apart as the flick of her tongue sweeps inside to tickle my own.

Oh, this. This is so…

A quiet moan escapes from me as Tatum grabs my hips.  She giggles against my supple pout, continuing to kiss me with fervor. Harder. Faster.

She walks me backwards, pushing my body against the cool brick.  Pulling out of our kiss, she stares into my eyes. There’s an intensity there I’ve never seen, never experienced before in my life. And I’m terrified. And thrilled. And…

Just touch me again…

She gently strokes my flushed cheek with the back of her fingers before caressing my neck.

Then my breasts.

“Are you sure you want to spice things up, doll?” She pants.

I feel my chest rising and falling in pace with her breathing. I’ve never felt so intune with someone in all my life–let alone, a woman. 

My eyes flicker to her beautiful, feral mouth. God, I need it on me…

And with the nod of my head, she unbuttons my jeans before dropping to her knees.

—-----

It's just past 9AM Monday morning, and I'm already on my third cup of coffee. No doubt I'll have jitters later, but after being exhausted in the most heavenly way possible, it's so worth it.

Ethan didn't say anything last night. Or this morning. 

Oh God, was that cheating? 

Shit. I didn't think this through…

But it was with a woman. And I'm not… well, at least I don't think I am…

It doesn't count, right?

But, damn, it was good.

I round through the department, checking on my fresh batch of interns, mulling around, glued to their pocket diagnostics guides.

Oh, to be young again…

As I turn the corner to enter the charting station, I suddenly freeze, recognizing a familiar tall blonde. 

In a white coat.

What the…? Tatum? 

Even under the fluorescent lights, her platinum highlights perfectly shine, her waves bouncing effortless on her shoulders. Her scarlet wrap dress hugs her curves beautifully, and her patent-leather nude pumps show off her toned calves, those thick thighs, and–

Tatum clears her throat.

Shit.

As Tatum goes back to looking at her charts, I slowly saunter up bedside her.

What do I even say? Just be cool…

“Morning, Tatum,” I smile.

She squints her eyes, giving me a cordial smile.

“Uh, hi,” she stutters, her face contorting. “Do I know you?”

~🖤~

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Seven Dog Breeds That I, An Experienced Dog Lover and Owner, Hate With A Burning Passion

Reminder that this is only my opinion and not to be taken seriously. Most of these are owner related problems, not dog problems because I believe there is no such thing as a bad dog, just a bad owner

Tagging @tessherongraystairs @petalsofaflower-shutupthomas

1. Pomeranians

Number one is the Pomeranian. I really fucking hate these dogs because they are super aggressive for such a tiny dog if you don’t train and socialize them right. They’re the human form of demons from hell and I stand by that opinion. For the love of God, please just socialize your tiny dogs!!!

2. German Shepherds

If you didn’t know, my worst enemy is a German Shepherd named Bella, who bit me while I was hugging my grandfather. She broke through my very expensive leggings and caused puncture wounds to my leg. That’s an extremely personal reason to dislike the breed as a whole but I stand by it.

Btw I grew up around German Shepherds and they are a dog breed that needs heavy training, time, and effort. Which is something a lot of people don’t realize, despite the fact that they are the K-9 dog of choice

3. Labrador Retrievers & Golden Retrievers

Yes, I am aware that these are two different breeds, but my reasoning is the same with both of them. Most people assume because of the retriever breed having such a naturally sweet disposition that they don’t need a lot of training, so they slack on it. Just like any other dog, retrievers need good training and socialization to be good pets.

Speaking from experience, most labs and goldens I’ve met have been severely under trained and are extremely destructive and/or aggressive towards people and dogs. I don’t blame the dogs, I blame the owners. This one is strictly because I feel that people need to stop getting dogs because they seem “easy” and then not putting the work in

4. Bloodhounds

This is another strictly personal one. One of my aunts owns a bloodhound and I can’t stand that dog. She is the loudest thing I have ever met and I live with a chihuahua. You can literally hear her as soon as you pull into my aunt’s neighborhood.

FYI, bloodhounds don’t bark, they bay. They literally have their own word to describe how loud they are. Look up a video of a bloodhound baying, you’ll regret it

5. Doodle Dogs (Any dog that has a name ending in doodle)

I feel like this one will offend a lot of people but I hate doodle dogs. And I have one word to say: hypoallergenic.

Every doodle owner I have met loves to mention that their dog is hypoallergenic, like every single time without fail. It wouldn’t annoy me as much if it was true, but it isn’t. There’s no such thing as hypoallergenic animal. They produce less dander, yes, but you can still be allergic to them

Same thing applies to hairless cats, they have oils in their skin that people can be allergic to

6. Beagle Mixes

And before anyone says “But Riley, don’t you have a beagle mix?”, yes, I do have one, and she’s the reason they’re on this list. Beagles already aren’t that great of a dog breed (in my opinion) and I don’t know why people see the need to mix them with every other breed under the sun, especially since beagles are known for their numerous health problems

I honestly don’t get it. Like who decided to mix a French Bulldog (another dog with health issues) and a Beagle together? Idk but that’s what happened to get my dog

7. Yorkie Mixes (Yorkie = Yorkshire Terrier)

I should preface this one with how much I love yorkies in general. I’ve always wanted one and I would probably get one when I’m older. They do have the same issues as the Pomeranians but this isn’t about that.

People tend to love to mix yorkies with other smalls dogs. Chihuahuas, poodles, dachshunds, Maltese, etc. Let me tell you, mixing two stubborn and feisty dog breeds together doesn’t work out well at all

Like seriously, a chihuahua and a yorkie together? All you get is a tiny little hell-raiser who loves to dig everything. Dirt, the carpet, your couch, everything they can and they will.

Seriously, stop messing around with yorkies

I have a specific hatred for Maltipoos but that is a story for another time

[agentsketchbookart]

Some Mr. Sketch marker arts and gouache paintings of Word Plains characters!

Descriptions of them all under the read more

Ragtime: He can control time at will, but maybe shouldn’t.

Benny: A little alarm clock that nobody wanted to take seriously or listen to. That is until…

Big Ben: He strapped explosives onto himself to turn himself into an armed clock and walked right into the Word Bank. They decided that day that the money wasn’t worth more than their lives, so the whole bank changed hands. Speaking of hands, Benny’s new suit packs a huge tall and handsome body for him to strut around in.

Paysley: The former owner of the Word Bank. When the bank was handed over, all money in it belonged to Big Ben. However, Paysley was smart enough to stuff everything in his house with bills upon bills, which knocked him down to second richest in Word Plains.

Pollyanna: She’s the kid cousin of Mary Sue and she’s always got a cheer on her face! You’ll never see her cry, even if she really wants to.

Argyle: He is a turtle civilian who just loves wearing argyle patterned clothes!

Sheldon: Son of Femme Fatale and Magnus E. Finder, he is a troublesome kid. He’s figured out pretty early on that he wants to be bad like his mom.

Banjoe Buckwheat: A scarecrow in Word Plains. He prefers plucking his strings to standing around doing nothing all day. He’s a very talented musician and is unrivaled at playing banjo. Super calm and even sometimes shy demeanor.

Plume: A colorful Civilian of Word Plains! I think she may own a shop of some sort, whether that be a boutique or a pen shop.

Licorice Lester: He is the butler and head housekeeper of Chip and Carmen Semisweet’s estate. He is very much no nonsense. He may be bitter, but he has a sweet side too.

Slick Angle: He’s the number one racer in Word Plains. He boasts a boastful personality and a whole lot of attitude.

Motor Mouth: A bug who will talk your head off about vehicles

Johnny: One of Mama Cue’s adult sons, he has a casual interest in race cars and all things that go. I like to think he’s a mechanic

Phthalo Blues: A tortured artist of Word Plains. He’s forever in his blue period.

[mermaidsirennikita]

ARC Review: The Fiancee Farce by Alexandria Bellefleur

4/5. Releases 4/18/2023.

For when you're vibing with... Modern marriage of convenience shenanigans, shy girl/bombshell, rich family drama, bi lady/bi lady rep, and bookstore romcom loveliness a la "You've Got Mail" but not... troubling.

Introverted bookshop owner Tansy made up a girlfriend to get her friends off her back--and took inspiration from Gemma West, the cover model for her favorite romance novels. But what happens when Gemma West turns out to be Gemma Van Dalen, the wealthy heiress to a publishing empire--who needs to marry in order to meet the terms of her grandfather's will. Tansy needs cash to save her store--and for confident, forward Gemma, money is no object. But Gemma's family isn't going to let her take her rightful place as head of the company without a fight, and they're not afraid to take Tansy down with her.

The author said she took some inspo from The Last Great American Dynasty with this one, and you totally get that sense as you read. Lighthearted romance meets family politicking for a sapphic romance that's both sweet and compelling.

Quick Takes:

--Tansy and Gemma are very much opposites attract, but never enemies to lovers, if you're looking for some "differences without anger" clashes. Tansy is shy and a bit traumatized by several different life events (understandably), while Gemma is bold and brash and reckless. What this gives way to is a really flirty, fun dynamic; I loved how Gemma came on to Tansy so confidently without ever pushing her limits. So often, you get this adoring "how could she be into me" vibe from this type of dynamic, but here I completely believed that Gemma was as into Tansy as Tansy was into Gemma.

--There is some "sorta ex" drama, which makes sense because Gemma is a bit of a messy in terms of her relationships. It didn't feel like there was meddling for the sake of plot contrivances, though; it felt like something that a person like Gemma would get into, to be honest. And I kind of enjoyed that. I liked that Gemma in particular wasn't just this mess-less wondergirl. It made her feel more real.

--The Van Dalen family, speaking of a mess, has a LOT going on. And personally, I enjoyed it. They were giving early 2000s romcom rich people drama, and I for one support that completely. If anything, I kind of feel like we could've used more drama? There was some last minute intensity, but the one critique I'd have of the book is that Bellefleur could've ratcheted up the tension between Gemma and Tansy a bit more. Have them be messier! Have them make bigger mistakes with each other! I loved the loveliness of their romance, I just could've used more angst.

--One thing I do appreciate about the book is that you do have a supporting cast that gets involved in a fleshed-out way. The good people take action, the bad people get called on their shit. They're not just there to be there.

The Sex Stuff:

There are two sex scenes, both of which are fairly explicit, one of which is DELIGHTFUL but interrupted before orgasm. The second one is really good. I wish that there'd been at least one more. Gemma talks a lot about wanting to get on her knees for Tansy, but we don't see quite enough of it. They have great chemistry and Bellefleur writes awesome sex scenes, I just want mooooore.

If you're in the mood for a light-but-not-quite-fluffy sapphic opposites-attract romance, look no further! I was super charmed.

Thanks to Netgalley and Avon for providing me with a copy of this book. All thoughts and opinions are my own.

[shuangxo]

hi! i hope you doing great! <3

can I have romantic genshin matchup please? i’m a girl, aries, enfp, my pronouns are she/her. i could be really shy sometimes due to my bad anxiety, but mostly i’m very sweet and bubbly person, i deeply care about my friends, and i’m super affectionate with people who i love. also, my love language is physical touch!!! i’m also very sensitive and emotional person, but i’m fully open with my feelings only with close people in my life. my height is 5’5, i have a petite figure, have some boob, long brown hair and green eyes, i would describe my style as a hyperfeminine, but i also love to dress cozy! i’m polyglot and i speak 6 languages, and i’m studying linguistics in uni. my other passions are makeup, cinematography and music ofc! i’m obsessed with rabbits and bunnies and all the bunny-themed items! i love cute things, such as clothes, accessories, makeup, stuffies and etc. my ideal partner is someone tall and protective, who would take care of me and be attentive to me and my feelings (sorry I have daddy issues) and also someone who would cuddle me a lot <3

hope it’s okay! sorry for my grammar, english isn’t my first language. i hope you have a nice day <3

hellu! ur english is perfect dw!~ thanks for requesting!

i match you with..

diluc 迪卢克

tall, protective and perfect for cuddles?? sign me up too

diluc being diluc, hes very closed up and shares nothing, however, when he sees you opening up to him it encourages him to do the same.

he will match your love language, but also really enjoys gift giving!! he will gift you cute trinkets (bunny-themed, obviously??)

he admires your intelligence!! even though diluc isnt the most extroverted person, he will also help you in social situations if he sees you are struggling!!

thanks for the request, if it doesn’t match your expectations u can send in another!! likes + reblogs appreciated <3

(NONE OF THE GIFS BELONG TO ME, FULL CREDITS TO OWNER)

[knave-of-flowers]

honestly i feel terrible for not donating to fundraisers, even when i have only a little money myself so i have to save up for anything nice and don’t get a lot of my needs met (most of my clothes don’t fit for example). i have no job and no benefits. the issue is i can’t decide which fundraisers to donate to and which to ignore since i have so little. so i’m trying to share and support in other ways, as much as i can. i really hope it makes a difference.

like… i lost contact with an unhoused woman i was speaking with on instagram who didn’t understand english super well. communication was hard but she was incredibly kind. she was a mom. i donated to her several times, and she wasn’t able to get enough. she was within a distance i could travel, but i didn’t know exactly where and had no way to help if i was able to locate her. she was scared i was going to report her location to someone. i think about her all the time, i felt like i was starting to become her friend and i miss her so much. she might be dead, or in jail, i don’t know. i would talk with her a lot and she loved my cats so much, she was super sweet. i would send her photos of them when she was struggling a lot and she would show her kids too. i didn’t see her as a charity project, she was someone i really cared about even though we weren’t close yet, and i miss her. i’m not putting her name here bc i don’t want anyone to track her if she doesn’t want to be found.

whenever i see fundraisers from palestinians i think of her too. i wish i could fix it all but i can’t and so i’m just doing little bits.

those who can donate or do anything else, please do. i’ll keep doing my little bits, whoever else can do large or small actions, please do. i feel like it’s easy to see the number of deaths and get overwhelmed because how can you feel the grief of so many lives lost? but please remember these are people, not projects. people who are friends and family and lovers and pet owners and who have have dreams and hobbies and favorite colors and foods. there’s a boy who’s in palestine who draws anime art and has posted it on instagram. he might never get to learn to draw more or watch another anime again.

and that makes me so incredibly sad. and angry. i feel powerless. but if i can’t move a mountain, i will move a pebble, or even a grain of sand.

[emilietheharpy]

Helloooooo my Christmas friend! You are so cute, I literally melted reading your reply! I love animals and have a calico cat who is super spoiled and the real owner of the house now! About the temperament of the bass players Freddie once told that Roger was in such a bad mood one night that he threw all the drum kit pieces around the stage and almost killed him! Well…wow! What is your favorite Queen? I love them all immensely however I remember having a terrific crush on Roger around age 12, but Freddie has always been able to speak to my heart for some reason, I always feel him really close.

A kiss from your Christmas Friend

Aawwnnn darling your so cute yourself ! Happy to see you again i hope you had great time lately 😊 yes drummer player had some temperament by moment im myself like that i mean i can litteraly do the same with my drum kit if im in a bad mood when its happen two option i start to draw to calm myself or scream,yell and throw things 😅 my friend that actually live with me move away 3 times from my flat with time due to stupid things but its alright litteraly receive one of my bra in the face during i was screaming like a t-rex because i was mad due to work 😂 we laugh about it the last draw i made when i was mad its when she move away and i refuse to go see her or try to talk because i was so mad at this time that i can litteraly throw her things by the windows ! Anyway all is alright between us and she live again with me all is perfect for the moment.To answer you i really like brian ! I mean his so sweet and nice an animals lover too a lover of stars and all its remind me a bit and i always love his freaking curly hair its just so cute and perfect but i really love roger too i mean his beautiful qnd his blue eyes 😍 i can't talk i had myself blue eyes and play drum too to be honest i really like roger but its disturb me since my friend said me that im litteraly like rog and i cant argue with them on that ahahahhah.for your calico cat im impatient to see a picture of it and dont worry dalton and lucifer are the boss of the house 😂 i let them do what they want anyway i dont had choice ! But now stop talking about me tell me more about you darling ! How are you lately ? Are you taking good care of yourself ? If you need something you can ask im always here to help 😊 and tell me what animals you love the most i want to do something for you ! Oh and here the draw i made when i was mad and draw to calm myself

Had a great moment darling ! Take care of yourself and keep in mind your amazing ! 🥰

Kiss from your santa friends 😊