#which I’m allowed to have! and allowed to share! tyvm!

[idsb]

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[biscuityskies]

3 4 7 :)

tyvm for the ask <33 sorry it took a bit for me to get back to you (tysm for asking when i requested!!!!) but i am here now!!! (also. also while i've got you. i love your handle. it brings me joy every time i see it.)

3. do you share fic ideas or keep them to yourself?

I am apparently physically incapable of keeping things to myself and i have to immediately share ideas with other people - both to gauge if it's a viable idea to write (i.e. if there are any holes in my plan) and to see if it's something that people would actually read. (the kicker is... i don't really write plot?? so i have a couple of fics that are directed by plot that have yet to be written. they're still outlined, but i'm sort of saving them until i become a better writer lmao.) the frustrating second part of it is that if i share with too many people, then i'll be like "well the idea is already in the world, no need for me to write it" so if it's something that i REAAAAALLY want to write then i try to share as few details as possible while still maintaining the writing viability and the reading interest. (this doesn't always work.)

4. how do you choose which fics to write?

the fics that i write - especially of late - are generally prompted by either events hosted on tumblr.com in which case i try to do my 45-hour-a-week job and instead come up with ideas, or they're canon fix-it or additions. mostly it's stuff that haunts me, that sticks around in my head even after i, say, sort of attend a beach boys concert, or total my car (two events mostly unrelated).

7. post a snippet from a wip.

behold! a wippet! this is from chapter 2 of admiring from afar! (proof that i'm working on it i AM i PROMISE)

And Cody - sweet, kind Cody - knows him so well, can probably hear him overthinking, even over the waterfall. “How are you doing?” is his first question.  Obi-Wan nods slowly, his brow furrowing with it. “I’m okay,” he replies.  Cody just levels a look at him. “And how are you, really?”  Damn it all to hell, they’ve been working together for too long. Cody knows all of his tells at this point, clearly. It may be a boon on the field of battle, but it’s not great for Obi-Wan presently. Cody’s lovely warm eyes search his, scanning for any hints that Obi-Wan may give.  “I’m fine, my dear, honestly,” he says, a little dishonestly. “In the span of two days I got married and moved to a new home with my new husband, so I’m a little disoriented, but otherwise genuinely fine.” He takes up Cody’s hand. “And how are you?”  Cody snorts and breaks eye contact, instead watching the water cascade down the precipice. “Same as you, sir, disoriented as all hell. I’m living a life no vod can have without deserting.”  “Oh, Cody,” he muses. He brushes his thumbs along the back of Cody’s hand. “I am sorry, darling. I have no basis of knowledge for married couples, and I still genuinely believe that you and I are the best set for the job.”  Cody’s brow furrows, and he looks back at him with an expression Obi-Wan can’t quite describe. “You do know about… Skywalker? And his senator?”  “Allow me to rephrase: I have no basis of knowledge for normal married couples who aren’t trying - and spectacularly failing - to keep things secret.”  Cody’s responding grin cuts through whatever farce he’s put on. There he is.

[lix-ables]

. . # like bunnies. hj. ˚ ₊ ✧ !

🦋 [mdni, this post contains, smut, includes jisung x reader + mentions of hyunjin x reader, dirty talk, teasing, mentions of perv!ji coz what is this blog without it, mentions of cuckolding (who am i now??), slight oral fixation, mentions of creampie ig, reader gets called slut ONCE,,]

🦋 words // 1.1k

🦋 [note. who am i, and what am i doing on my blog. what am i writing these days, with my filthy ass mind. the way i already have a part two ready for this. lmk if you want it. now, if you'll excuse me, i’ll be needing a huge supply of holy water, tyvm.]

🦋 © lix-ables. translating and/or reposting is not allowed.

🦋 masterlist

it’s been four days. four days since you left your apartment, and you blame your boyfriend for it. possibly his friend too, but that’s a different thing altogether. 

not that you were the type to complain, with all the amount of sex you and jisung had, maybe four days cooped up in the apartment wasn’t that bad. but the days hyunjin was over to play video games, with you and jisung, boy, it was hard. 

one such day was when you were locked up in the room you shared with your boyfriend, trying to work, the music not helping with cancelling out the background noises from the living room. you heard the door open a little, and jisung’s head popped in, a bright smile on his face, a controller in his hand was visible when he came in, shutting the door behind him, and walked over to where you were sitting. 

“we’re missing you there, you know,” jisung mumbled against your hair, as he pulls you close to his figure. “i know, but i need to get this design done and i really need a break now.” your fingers find his waist, lightly tugging on the hem of his shirt, and just once, did the back of your hand brush his covered crotch, making him grunt a little. “now you can’t expect me to walk out with a damn boner, can you, darling?” jisung mumbles, his voice raspy, and all you did was touch him. the way he asked you that felt like he didn’t want hyunjin to hear, who clearly was waiting for him to come back into the living room, with you, so you could continue playing. “are you going to do something about it, or not?” 

“hyunjin’s right outside the door, babe,” you whisper, your eyes watching the door like you were waiting for the boy to just walk in, unannounced. “has that ever stopped you from being so tight around my dick like you want to suck the life out of it? i fucking think not, c’mere, bean.” 

with your eyes wide at his words, a whine leaving your lips at the way he whispered it to you, his tone firm, with a hint of lust in it, which made you wet. “it’s also your fault,” he continues, as his hands find the zipper on his shorts tugging at it, letting it fall to his ankles, not bothering to step out of it completely. “shouldn’t be wearing those shorts when jinnie’s at home, what if he saw you and got hard?”

and so here you were, jisung being balls deep inside you, the slick sounds of his hips hitting against your ass, while his fingers made their way up your back and find your lips. “suck,” a single word left his lips, a single command that gives you shivers every time he said it. at this rate, you would get caught, you were sure. with your lips now wrapped around his thumb to stop you from making any sounds, jisung’s other hand grips at your waist, his palm occasionally resting at your stomach, pulling you back against his clothed chest. a whimper leaving your lips, and you nip at jisung’s fingertip, which causes him to let out a grunt himself, and he pulls his hand away. 

“want him to hear do you? you want him to hear me fuck you good, it that why you’re not being quiet?” jisung leans to whisper in your ear, his movements showing no signs of slowing down or stopping anytime soon. “you dirty thing, you want hyunjin to hear you be a whining mess, huh? want me to call him here? i’m sure he’d love to see the pretty show you’re putting up here. why should i have all the fun with you?” jisung’s hand that wasn’t at your waist, moves forward to rub your clit, making your walls clench tighter around his cock. “if you’re going to continue being tight, i might as well call him in, and we can both stretch you out. you’d still take it like a slut, won’t you, baby?” 

at the mention of both hyunjin and jisung being inside you, you pressed yourself back against jisung’s chest, like that was going to do anything better than being teased. “fuck, look at you. having me buried inside your tight pussy isn’t enough. you want another cock to fill you up? you want to see our cum drip down your thighs, hm?” 

jisung mentioning all the things he would do to you, while he was inside you, didn’t help at all. “i wouldn’t mind watching it fall out your pretty hole, baby. i’ll just have to push it back in, ain’t that right? or i could just tell hyunjin how you get fucked, maybe he can do the same, huh? always wants dick, don’t you, love?” 

he couldn’t deny it though. the thought of you him fucking you, while hyunjin watched, or the other way round, got him riled up. especially when he wanted to guide hyunjin into showing how you liked to get fucked. his mind shifts to you on your knees for hyunjin, your face near his cock, your lips teasing him, while jisung himself sat facing you, jerking off, teasing himself in place of you. seemed like a good thought now. it just needed to be acted out. and the way you act around hyunjin? all flirty, with the touching, and the teasing? he knew both you and his best friend would be down for it, if he just mentioned it. 

before you could say anything, a reply or whine at his words, you hear a knock on the door, and you think jisung is going to stop, but he doesn’t. he just keeps going, at a faster and harder pace than before. 

you bite your lip when hyunjin’s muffled voice comes from the other side of the door, “are y’all coming out, or are you just gonna go at it like bunnies?” a chuckle leaves his lips and you can already imagine the face he had on when you walk out of the room, if you ever were going to leave the room that is. “are you even going to invite me in there? seems like i’m missing out on all the fun. it’s the fourth day.”

you turn your face a little to look at jisung, who’s stopped moving now, but a single thrust makes you moan, and out loud. “answer him, baby. don’t be a brat. should i tell him?”

you hear the door knob jiggle in its place, and watch it turn just slightly, before hyunjin’s voice rings out again, “tell me what, hm?”

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[yuzhousky]

Hi bummie🤗

The post about vsm225 has really rubbed me the wrong way and I have a few things to say.

First, I have a message for the person who submitted the ask to you: if you are going to bash somebody like that behind the safety and comfort of your keyboard, the least you can do is NOT post it anonymously. Show us your name and your face. How do you expect to be taken seriously for tarnishing someone's name anonymously?

I myself have been her long time follower on instagram. Does that make me and another 1300 people stupid? Shallow? Retarded?

However, the fact that i have been her follower will not make me biased to what i have to say.

Now, on a serious note, I like what she posts on her instagram, also i like what meimei (the girl who is looking after her account at the moment and posting stuff for vsm while she is struggling with covid) has been posting for the past month as well. Well, im lying. I dont like it, i LOVE IT. I love the vibe of posts, i love how spicy and sassy they are, and that is one of the instagram profiles i have the most interaction with. Because we are all there to have a good time, NOT to state facts. Vine is a very respectful person, she never throws hate or shade towards anyone, she never forces anyone to believe in anything she posts, and she never pushes her content in the as-a-matter-of-fact manner. Yes, there are sometimes hardcore bad translations from weibo, but i never take that stuff too deep, im able to get the point of what was behind it. Also, if she posts anything misleading for whatever reason, the moment she realises that she will own up to it and apologise.

Everything else is not meant to be taken seriously, but as fun and good time. Only things regarding zz and jy work and what THEY allow US to see regarding their private life can be called FACTS, the rest is all product of our delulu, speculations, wishful thinking etc, and we choose what to do with it. Im a 39 year-old man, with a master degree and more than 2 brain cells in my head and a full on life going on, yet in my comments on instagram i will refer to zz as "queen", "wifey", "madam huang" all in the name of funny banters and light hearted content and not because i find it to be the FACT. The fact is that i have enormous respect for that boy, not that i find his sole existence to be the wifey queen of jy. The FACT is that we can all learn from him how to behave mature, be strong, stick to your guns and believe in what you do, do stuff you find to be good for you, not bowing down to anyone and losing your integrity will result in success, not whether he wore the same tshirt as jy. The fact is that zz has always remaind humble, well behaved and he never allowed the success to take the best of him, not whether or not him and jy spent 2 hot nights in sanya in february. I could go on forever with this.

Vine, and everyone else on the internet are NOT here to please the crowd but because they post the things that make THEM happy and make THEM feel good. Those are THEIR accounts. The rest is up to us - who do we find at the same wave length, whose vibe matches ours, whose posts we like, and so on. Therefore we choose who to follow, and we all should be respectful to any other work anyone else posts online. Because, behind each and every profile is someone who takes time of their busy lives and puts a lot of work to provide the content for us. I personally cant stand the profiles dedicated to johnny and reba ship, but i dont go around barking online that they suck. I simpy DONT GO THERE. I stay in my own lane, i follow the content i like and let others live. Im not going around saying, or as the person in the post casually said "POINTING OUT"- hey everyone, dont follow that person because it doesnt align with MY OWN taste level. What qualifies anyone to say that? What right does anyone have to say that? Does any of us live or spend time with the boys? Using the FACTS logic, i could come to bummies profile every so often and be like - listen girl, you have to stop leading people on with your "hints" and "coincidences" and stick to the facts only tyvm. Right? Instead, i choose to visit your blog every day, LIVING for the content you put here.

Of course, there is always the responsibilty towards what you post publicly for everyone to see, but as long as there is nothing harmful or malicious im not being nit picky about it.

There are so few profiles dedicated to yuzhou left. There is bummies blog and like another 10ish instagram profiles still actively posting about them as one. Why having any bad vibes about any of them? Why showing any negative energy to anyone? Throwing shade or hate? What is the point like? Aren't we all here because we are supporting the boys for ALL the work they have done in the last 5 years, watching their growth in life and careers and having some light, fun time while doing it? Why creating any bad blood? I mean, we are basically being gossips girls, sorry everyone, we are not saving the world here or curing pandemics to take things so seriously.

As usual bummie, im ending this by thanking you yet again so much for everything you do, keep up with the good work! 🤗🤗🤗

Thanks for sharing your opinion. However, I just wanna make some points clearer here:

Tbh I'm not biased towards anyone in this case so I'm just gonna say what I'm thinking now. The previous anonymous ask about vsm was somehow pretty harsh towards vsm and I really don't want anyone to throw shade on her at all because I know she's a lovely fan of YZ and she's just trying her best to share the latest info about the boys. I know not all of her posts are about the facts; many of them are just delulus and jokes among fans, which are normal, and of course it's her own account so she could literally share anything she wants. However, I myself prefer the clarity in news/info delivery more, I mean if the post is just a delulu or joke, it should be stated clearly in order not to cause misleading or misunderstood things, because many interfans do not have Weibo accounts to double check the info, not to mention those new fans who might get confused even more. I have to say that this isn't the first time someone asking me about the reliability of some vsm's posts on IG because of her "vague" words and translation, and then I had to find the original posts on Weibo again or double check the info with Chinese cpfs then told vsm to correct her words.

So my opinion is that we are all sharing info with a big love for our idols but we also need to care about the clarity and reliability of our content as well. Of course we do not need to please anyone on the internet but at least we're responsible for what we post and those who might read it.

[e1ana]

i am not dead just grounded

woah wtf i forget that i have tumblr sometimes 

anyways i have to write this super fast so i can delete it from my internet history (i would like to keep my ass unbeaten tyvm), but the reason ive been hella inactive is im grounded until im literally 18 :( i showed my parents my work since i was proud of burn baby hitting 30000 hits and 2000 kudos (?????????? wtf thanks????). turns out they liked it and went behind my back to read my other works (which i told them not to read) and they were very displeased with my very homosexual fanfic writing. 

writing wise, im totally ready to come back. ive bounced back from my bbb slump and nearly finished it and written SO many other pieces i wanna share. its a big fucking bummer too, because i got to take part in a hella fun big bang just before this, but i cant post anything. 

so, to make a long story short, i’m grounded until im 18, which is in july. i have blocks on all my devices so i can’t use ao3 unless i leave the house, which im not really allowed to do either. 

hey at least when i come back i can write gay smut :/

[malecftw]

The flayed try to get to you but Billy saves you.

SPOILERS FOR SEASON 3 AHEAD! DON’T READ IF YOU HAVEN’T SEEN THE FINALE

A/N: So I’m putting a spin on the scene in the last ep. Just imagine that the flayed didn’t all turn into jelly monsters and are still humans tyvm

this is the first fic I actually choked up on whilst writing oh my Billy Hargrove really did me dirty

Word count: 1803

Warnings: angst, cursing, mentions of injury and blood, major character death, spoilers for season 3

Masterlist.

Requests are open!

Taglist: @editsbyjenny

His whole stance was different. Your boyfriend always was rather arrogant and unafraid to show it, but this was different. He looked... Evil. The glass cracked beneath your shoes as you stood on the first floor of the mall, looking down at Billy and the flayed as he took in his surroundings looking for El. He walked confidently between the people he’d been able to turn into the mind flayer’s minions. It was clear he was their leader, they all stood inhumanely still and waited for his signal.

Your lungs started to burn as you subconsciously held your breath, careful not to make a sound since you were in plain sight if anyone decided to look up. You knew it was a bad idea, coming out of your previous hiding place behind one of the benches yet you felt compelled to stand up. You’d heard how Billy was acting and what was happening but you hadn’t seen it yet for yourself. A part of you hoped it was all a stupid lie made up by some bored teenagers, but that hope was quickly shattered when your eyes found him.

All of a sudden a piercing scream filled the mall and a big dark shadow was visible on the glass ceiling. As you looked up, however, you forgot that you were out for the entire mall to see. In response to the echoing scream of their creator, the flayed and Billy looked up as well and in turn noticed you.

‘Y/n get down!’ Steve whispered urgently, noticing what had happened before you did, your mind consumed by the thing above you. You looked at him questioningly and he shot you a terrified look but it was too late. You followed his gaze down and looked straight into the eyes of Billy. His face showed no sign of happiness or any other emotion. It’s like he wasn’t even there, disconnected from it all. He nodded and the flayed sprung into motion. There were at least 50 of them and they were all coming for you. You turned your body towards Steve, Dustin, and Robin who were the ones who previously shared your hiding spot. They all noticed your shift in behavior which could only mean one thing. You’d been found out. ‘Run.’ You say, oddly calm. Calm enough for everyone to freak out and make a beeline to the exit. As they took off, you started running in the other direction. If you knew Billy as well as you thought you did, you knew even his possessed side would prefer to get to you rather than anyone else. 

You knew that Billy was a fighter. If you were gone, he had no reason to put up a fight anymore against the mind flayer. He’d just give in and let it wash over his entire being. Erasing any trace of his former human self. If you were going to die, you sure as hell would do anything in your power to help your friends in any way, shape or form which is why you opted to distract the flayed from them and focus solely on you. However, you drew the short straw with the direction you were going in as you were soon stranded between two escalators. Both of which had people running on, trying to deliver you to the mind flayer. 

Everything seemed to slow down as you locked eyes with Billy again. He watched as the crow was nearing you, no intention of stopping them whatsoever and you felt broken. You swore to yourself you would die for him but you’d never thought he’d deliver you to death himself.

‘Billy please.’ You shouted, your soul in agony as you were being grabbed by several people. Their nails pressed down on your skin so hard they broke the surface, drawing blood to which they smiled evilly. Billy blinked and ignored your please before turning his back to you, acknowledging the monster behind him that had fallen down from the broken ceiling. 

Your knees were being scratched as you were dragged down on the escalator, the flayed not budging as you put up a fight, struggling to break free. It probably took them all of 2 minutes to get you down but to you, it seemed to go by in a matter of seconds. Billy put up his hand, signaling for them to halt so he could take you from them but they continued marching towards the monster, completely ignoring his command. This startled him, he created them, how were they not following his orders? What he didn’t realize, was that they only took his orders when the ugly, slimy mess that took over their bodies wasn’t around. The creature was superior to his commands and it was their one true master, this, Billy found out soon enough as he watched them take the love of his life to get flayed as well.

‘Billy!’ You shouted once again, this time louder and more pained than before as the mind flayer hooked its claws into your sides, breaking through the barrier of your skin.

Your cries for help soften when you hear the heavy steps of his boots crunching the glass beneath his feet as he walks over to you. He grimaces when he hears you yell out in pain as the mind flayer draws back its claws from your body, leaving you bleeding on the floor with several gaping wounds. An eerie silence takes over the mall and for a second you’re back in your bedroom with Billy. 

You’re trying to study for a calculus test but he can’t stop messing with you. Jokingly pulling your ponytail, leaving kisses all over your exposed shoulders, completely achieving his goal of getting your attention. You roll your eyes and briskly turn around, pushing him onto his back and his eyes widen in surprise not having seen your action coming. ‘For the love of god, Billy Hargrove let me study.’ He laughs and cups your cheek, pulling you closer towards him until your foreheads touch. ‘You’re so smart already if you get any smarter I’m going to be marrying Einstein 2.0 one day.’ At that you gasp and pull back, slapping his chest. ‘Are you proposing Hargrove?’ You say jokingly, knowing he would not propose to you on your bed on a random Tuesday evening with no preparation whatsoever. He smirks as he eyes you up and down before sitting up, wrapping his arms around your waist, allowing you to fall into him. He supports your body and pinches your waist as he kisses you deeply, passion seeping into every fiber of his soul. ‘All in good time firecracker. All in good time.’

In a split second, you’re back on the cold floor of the Starcourt Mall. Billy has crouched down in front of you, observing you carefully as the monster behind him is stood still like a statue. ‘You’re okay little firecracker. You’ll always be okay.’ He says oddly comforting, not using the same cold tone as he had been the last couple of days. His hand reaches out and touches the corner of your bottom lip tenderly, wiping away some blood. You lean into his touch but the connection abruptly gets broken when Billy pulls away and turns around, now facing the monster again. He walks up to the mind flayer, no hesitation or fear evident in his steps before you hear him say loud and clearly: ‘Not her.’  After that, it felt like you were watching a dream.

The mind flayer acted immediately, not giving Billy a chance. Two tentacles pierced his sides, just like they did with you previously only with Billy they seemed to go deeper. The mind flayer wasn’t planning on turning Billy like he did with you. It only had one goal. To kill. You screamed, trying to get up but your severely injured body prevented you from doing so. You saw all life drain from Billy as another tentacle pierced his chest, completely ending all chances of survival.

You don’t know if you screamed, you don’t know if your voice gave out, your eyes and mind were on Billy and Billy only. You didn’t care that you were left defenseless as Billy’s body hit the glass-covered ground, back towards you as he fell on his side. You didn’t care that the mind flare could take you then and there if it wanted to. But it didn’t. The only reason it was even interested in you in the first place was to be able to take over Billy completely. But that was no longer an issue. The mind flayer had grown powerful enough to go after El without another addition to his army so it did.

The flayed ignored you as they walked passed you, following the mind flayer out of the mall in search of El. You knew you had to warn them, you knew it was the right thing to do, but your eyes were glued to his body. You cried loudly as you dragged your body over to him, glass cutting your arms yet you didn’t feel a single thing. All pain was overshadowed by the gaping hole in your chest, resembling the one that Billy had, only yours was internally.

You turned him over, and he groaned, his breathing pained as he tried to focus on you. ‘Billy look at me you’re gonna be fine okay.’ You took in the sight before you. He was drenched in his own blood and a puddle was starting to form. It was clear he wasn’t going to be fine and you were lying to his face. You let out a cry of despair when you saw his smile. Not a happy smile, just a it’s-gonna-be-okay-smile. He wasn’t okay physically, but he was finally free from that monster. He’d done horrible things. He knew he didn’t deserve the ending he was given. He deserved far worse. But here he was, he was going to die in the arms of the only person that mattered. And that was far more than he could have ever asked for. He struggled but managed to bring a hand up to the back of your neck, gingerly pulling you closer. He pressed a long kiss to your forehead, the feeling of your tears falling onto his neck paining him. His eyes filled with tears, knowing it was time for the goodbye he was never going to be ready for. As he broke the kiss, you lifted your head, looking at his face as you hovered over him. ‘Thank you for loving me firecracker.’ He whispered. The light in his eyes started to dull only seconds after he finished his last sentence.

Billy Hargrove didn’t die a villain. He also didn’t die a hero.

Billy Hargrove died loved.

[troubleshipping]

Long list of various Team Rocket headcanons

Recently I had a really nice talk with @masterstarpikachu about Rocketshipping/general Team Rocket stuff, and some of the headcanons that were brought up are just too good not to be shared with the world so I have compiled them into a big post

Warning: Some small nsfw elements at the very beginning of this, please beware if you don’t like that kinda thing! Nothing explicit but like the evil word s*x is mentioned once so shield yo eyes kiddos

Contents of this post include:

- Controversy about the see-through level of Pokéballs - Meowth and the Pokémon shittalking humans behind their backs - Meowth and Jessie tease James about literally everything - Meowth is a supportive friend in the most asshole-y way possible - Jessie actually being nice for once - Food - Hot take but Jessebelle is a yandere - Jessie almost dies but it's okay because the ship happens

Actual list under the cut because this good content here got long

- Starting topic that triggered this entire conversation: - Jessie and James are about to get intimate, but just in that moment - *Pokéball release sound* “WOOOOBBUFFET” - So that raised an important question: - How much exactly are Pokémon able to see out of their Pokéballs? - Because most of the time when they’re called out mid-battle they immediately charge in without hesitating, so it seems like they know what’s been going on - Larvitar was able to see out of its egg shell too which suggests similar things for Pokéballs - Trainers, do not leave your Pokéballs in the same room you do private stuff in

- What if that’s how Meowth finds out Jessie and James are a thing - “Meowth, how did you know? What do you mean Seviper told you?? How did Seviper know???” - “…..oh my god” - Mime Jr was too young to see that - James will never live it down - He’s too ashamed to look his son in the eyes ever again - Probably needs to sit him down to have *the talk* and it’s the most shameful thing he’s ever had to do - Does Mime Jr even understand what he’s saying? Does it care about what humans do? Probably not, but Meowth won’t think it’s necessary to point that out

- I like the idea of Meowth sharing gossip with the other Pokémon in general - He’s barely seen talking to Pokémon, which is honestly a waste if you ask me? It’s like the writers forgot that bilingual people don’t actually forget their mother tongue - Imagine Meowth and the other Pokémon just complaining about the dumb shit the humans do - Besides, let him have some friends he won’t be the third wheel to lmao

- Literally tho, imagine all their Pokémon had seen their masters, ahem.. “blast off” - Poor souls didn’t know Pokéballs were see-through from the inside - Jessie would pretend not to care, she’s above that. There’s no reason at all to be ashamed. But she’d be blushing so hard she wouldn’t fool anyone. - Shit’s awkward no matter how tough you are - James wouldn’t even try to pretend, James would straight up die - RIP James

- On another note - James totally makes those little high pitched squeaky sounds during sex and you cannot change my mind it’s canon - You know exactly what I mean - There’s literally no way he doesn’t - He’s tryna be all sexy and smooth and stuff but then Jessie starts touching him or something and he just SQUEAKS - Secretly she finds it kinda hot in a weird way but she’d never admit it - Pretends it’s a coincidence that she’ll keep trying to get him to make more of those sounds - Meanwhile Meowth outside the door is like “what the actual fuck James” - “Jimmy’s such a weird one” - He’d tease James to no end about it - Meowth embarrassing James about details of stuff he shouldn’t even know about is my new favorite thing - Also Jessie trying to stop him but also holding back laughter because “well he’s not wrong” - “WHOSE SIDE ARE YOU ON?!” - C’mon she can’t turn down an opportunity to tease him - James is then all embarrassed and lowkey offended and gives her the silent treatment - He refuses to talk to her ever again - Aka for like the next half hour or so - Eventually she’d probably apologize though because even she isn’t THAT mean - At least not when it comes to James - Not always - Maybe - She gets soft around him when nobody’s around to see it - Sometimes - And maybe he’d forgive her if she did those things again...

- Jessie being soft with James is my absolute weakness though - Especially since they’ve been friends for so long and he knows full well that nobody else is allowed to see that side of her ever - It’d definitely make him feel special and loved - Imagine Jessie letting her guard down and being kind to James for no reason other than because she genuinely wants him to be happy - I am weak - Even if it’s just little things - Especially those tbh - Just trying to cheer him up when he’s down instead of simply telling him to get over it - Saving a nice bottlecap she found even though she never understood that hobby of his - Just saving it for him because maybe he’d want it - He’d be so touched - Probably would make his entire week - He’d save that one bottlecap forever - Even if it’s not one of the kind he collects, or a duplicate or sth - It’d be his most prized possession

- Something I really want to happen is them sharing their food properly, because you know that for those two that’d be a HUGE sign of affection - The anime may pretend they share everything equally (they say so in an episode) but honestly 90% of the time they get in literal fights over the last scrap - So one of them happily sharing could even be the first step of them realizing their feelings - Like, maybe James would let Jessie eat his portion - She’d definitely take longer than him to show any signs of affection - And she just - “Why’d you let me have it is something wrong with you?” - “No…it’s just…you seem really hungry” - When he offers her the food, instead of immediately devouring it like she usually would she just - Stops and doubles back - Stares at the food in his hands, then at him, back at the food - “Are you serious?” - In that moment he realized what he’s done and gets all defensive - “Just eat it, Jess!” - “I’m just not that hungry, okay?” (*stomach growling noise*) - Then they are interrupted by Meowth - “What about me? I’m starvin’!” - In the end they just split it in three parts because sharing with them both is a bit less awkward to explain

- Also - In the beginning when they start falling for each other, Meowth would be oblivious by choice - As in he sees the signs but he ignores them because “nahhh no way” - Then when he figures it out he mercilessly teases James about having a crush on Jess every chance he gets - Though he’d do it without her hearing about it, because he isn’t THAT mean to him - But when they actually start dating he realizes he was a FOOL and now he has to deal with that forever - Like - He probably gave James advice out of pity - (James totally confides in him at some point because he just needs to talk to SOMEONE) - But then Jessie went for it and he realizes too late what that means for him - Now he needs to live with the consequences

- Meowth giving James love advice about Jessie though - That sounds like a huge train wreck - I mean he may tease him to no end but they’re still best friends so he’d still try to help when he realizes James is serious - “That dumbass really got it bad huh” - Deep down he does care for his friends after all - He’s like permanently done with James’ shit but he still keeps his secret - Although he can and will use his newly gained knowledge as blackmail whenever he wants something from him - And at the same time half of his “advice” consists of “lol Jessie’s gonna kill you” - “YOU’RE NOT HELPING MEOWTH” - James is already well aware of that - That’s his problem - He’s been faced with the full extent of Jessie’s wrath before - He knows better than to risk getting on her bad side

- On the other hand, it’s canon that when Jessie falls for someone she tends to actually act friendly and kind around them to some degree - Which I’m assuming is an instinctive reaction because she doesn’t want to scare them off - But falling for James would be weird since it’d trigger her instinct to be soft and good but at the same time - “No that’s James wtf” - She’s been treating him full force nasty for years and so far he hasn’t left so there’s really no need - Honestly James tends to get freaked out whenever she’s calm because a nice Jessie is just WRONG - Pure boy got so used to her mean antics he gets worried about her when she’s friendly to him - As a result, before admitting her feelings even to herself, Jessie would instead get MORE mean out of defiance - That darn Tsundere smh - She cares a lot about him but she cannot show weakness her mind won’t allow it - Nope - Fight me, feelings

- Vs Jessebelle, who is a Yandere and should be feared - And should also be decked in the face by Jessie tyvm - Imagine an actual Yandere Jessebelle tho - Nightmare fuel - I mean that whip scene was already terrifying - She broke a fucking dresser with the hit that was aimed at James - I know it was exaggerated cartoon violence but like she almost straight up murdered him - And his parents are okay with that?? - Because he’s too delinquent for her - So he can just die apparently - Now imagine her getting obsessed with him to the point of actively following him around to get him to marry her - And trying to get Jessie out of the way to get him back - Can I just say Horror AU right there - I’m an angst writer don’t test me - I like to take dark stuff and make it WORSE - Picture this - James coming back from a short trip to gather firewood or sth like that, only to find Jessie unconscious and bleeding from a stab wound - :) - Maybe Jessebelle is still standing there and laughing because she finally won - Of course she’ll survive but just BARELY - They’re in the middle of nowhere and James frantically tries to find someone to help her but they’re all alone - I mean after all that blasting off they probably know some basic first aid at least - He could stop the bleeding and then take her to a hospital with the hot air balloon - Cue that good ol’ “refusing to leave her bedside until she wakes up” cliché thing - But also imagine Jessie waking up in the hospital with James asleep next to her - Maybe even subconsciously holding her hand in his sleep - Because he was too worried about her and was probably talking to her before he ended up passing out from exhaustion

[secretsofthemasquerade]

What the fuck is happening with V5, neonazis, and shits.

So, first, terminology. Everything I am going to be talking about here concerns the company White Wolf Publishing, which is the Swedish company created by Paradox Interactive for when they bought back the IP from CCP. 

This DOES NOT include Onyx Path (with whom I have grievances, but they are mostly a question of taste and some of their business practices I am somewhat disapprove of, but this has nothing to do with them), and their classical authors, whom have nothing to do in the thing. So don’t go about telling Richard Thomas he’s a Nazi asshole okay? They’re clean in this matter and their statement is genuine and honest, and their statement matches their actions and publications. This also does not involve By Night Studios. 

Basically, White Wolf Publishing (new version, the one in Sweden, owned by Paradox) has released a preview for V5 (corebook, which is due in three weeks), and they presented neo-nazis in a way that is controversial to say the least, in the clanspread Brujah for V5, which is in their V5 preview.

Some see it as "wwp trying to make neo nazis play their game", some are saying "lol sjw are being sensitive and ruining everything", some are saying "it's ok to explore dark themes but this is poorly worded and looks like they're glorifying it", and some are all censorship and stuff. 

The spectrum of answers are very wide, with assholes on both sides, and death threats being sent to everyone by everyone. Including OPP people who are completely out of the loop on this one (altho some may argue that since they’re licensing the IP from WWP that makes them a level of complicit/quiet acceptance; that argument can be heard, but I am pragmatic and I understand they don’t want their company and their livelihood to sink into oblivion because Ethics are superior to Food)

Here’s the catch. People aren’t pissed just about the Brujah issue, that places neo-nazis at the same level as any other character concept and definition of the Brujah, without an ounce of self awareness, and using terminologies that clearly appeal to gamer gaters (the use of terms such as “fourth wave feminists” and others...). They’re pissed and worried because this isn’t the first WWP offense, they have multiple times allowed themselves to poke towards such people, more or less willingly. 

There's been plenty of other signs by the WWP crew that they may be integrating alt-right and neo nazi elements in their games, not because they are saying they're a thing, but also somewhat inserting (willingly or not) some propaganda elements, not as a way to criticize them, but normalizing them or even misrepresenting them as "rebels with a cause" (aka Brujah, which makes little sense nowadays, current day neo nazis and alt rights are in positions of power and are very much accepted if not encouraged by our political systems, much to my screaming French ass). 

They somewhat normalize and even glorify them. Despite being a game about monsters (lol u know what vamps are?? have said many people on those threads), it isn’t a game about BEING a monster. It is a game about Dealing with It and their Humanity. 

WWP says it's to "acknowledge the state of the world today" but other elements such as dog whistle elements for neonazis, as well as the use of hate groups types of phrasings (euphemisms, like, clearly derogating terms like "fourth wave feminism" mocking tone like) are pushing non-straight non-white, non-male players out of their base. And oddly, almost everyone defending their edge-approach are.. yes, regular white dudes.

Add in their hiring of Zak S for their video game from February 2017 and the overall lack of research, + their apology / non apology / defense about all of these issues altogether up to now about the whole ordeal when people bring out the issues, and you've got a massive shitstorm of suspicion about whether they are actually openly welcoming neo-nazis and alt-righters into the games, especially when public comments made by WWP staff implies "they are very fine people” and “both extremes are horrible”, putting into equal footing antifascists and neonazis. That in and out of itself is suspicious, but arguable to some degree. Plenty of comments have been made both by the horrid fanbase, but also by WWP staff on the matter, as such they cannot really deny their hands being dirty (looking at you, MR-H and Ericsson, receipts are provided all over reddit and the FB threads from WWP but also from the VtM groups, including this one).

Just because they state they condemn racism, sexism and xenophobia, doesn’t mean that their writings and actions match those statements. They still sign “Blood and Souls,” their letters and posts, which is ODDLY similar to “Blood and Soil”, a known Neo-Nazi chant. The integration of 1 4 8 8 as a dice roll result may be completely meaningless and a sad occurrence, but there are SO MANY other occurrences that giving them the benefit of the doubt is hard. Especially when you add the fact that the lead dev has written books about nazis (so has done research, and when you research, 1488 comes up easily). 

I’m always willing to blame ignorance and stupidity over Malice, and I am doing it for V5 write-ups, but their apologies and defense instead of listening to our concerns takes away their credibility. Their reaction should have been to listen and fix it.

In Game, there is also a BIG BIG PROBLEM that the authors didn’t even research. The Alt Right and neonazis are NOT in a marginal position of protesters anymore. They are in power. They are very much allowed, encouraged, protected by the system, at least in most Western Societies. They are no Brujah hunting ground, they are great Ventrue targets! 

There’s a difference between allowing the themes be used and explored very darkly and grimly and glorifying them as a good thing (the little red book or Leni Riefenstahl’s movies), and doing the same but with careful research, expert consulting and making sure your intent is clear as a content creator (like the Handmaiden’s tale or 1984). You can’t objectively say that Wolfenstein is a game that approves of nazis despite being all about nazis, nor Far Cry 5 about wtf is going on in Far Cry 5, or that Just Cause approves of American Intervention in island nations or Latin American countries, or that Tropico approves of banana island dictatorships. Cartel Ciudad Juarez or many modern warfare games, on the other hand, do not manage this and are clearly not aware of what their game is saying (not unlike a RPG like Fatal... :p).

Then the article archived and linked above was made and shared, and that’s where all shit hit the fan. I do not believe the author is fully right about everything in the contents, especially when it comes to Zak S (who is an asshole by all means, but he is neither a gamer gater nor an alt righter), but there are solid elements that put together some of the various “uh” moments. The article has since been removed due to the harassment, death threats and worse. 

Oddly, Reddit is doing okay (x, x) but Twitter has also given us frowny things about upcoming W5...

Do I think they are openly and willingly trying to pull one past us? No. Do I think the WoD has brought in lots of neonazis as players and has been a problem since the 1990s? Yes, for Vampire and Werewolf for sure. (Werewolf in particular is plagued with them despite the Revised attempts at fixing certain things...). Do I believe the 20th anniversary edition were made to glorify those days? No. Not at all. Do I think Ericsson and co are neonazis? No. They’re not. Do I think WWP is trying to be edgy to cater to anti-sjw and unapologetic show offs? Yes. Do I think WWP wants to openly cater to neonazis? No, but they’re not doing anything to make a stance against them buying and using their games. If their idea of Mature Themes is punching down and glorifying monsters, they are wrong and we should let them know. If a mature theme is exploring the dark sides of the world in a thoughtful manner, having Horror as a key component of VTM, then yes, that is what we want, but it has to be presented properly and fine-tuned. Right now, it’s “oh, wouldn’t it be cool/grim if...?”. They need to consult experts. They need to hire sociologists. Psychologists. Game Theorists. They need to SEE what Chaosium has done with Call of Cthulhu. They need to 

I’m just also going to say that the two FB WWP threads are insane (here and here), full of fanboys and fangirls defending WWP and telling them they shouldn’t apologize, they even made a petition saying they did nothing wrong. I do not want to give up, and I do not want to let my voice be silenced by these assholes for a game I love and care about even if I am such a critic of it.

Let me be very clear. The problem is -not- the inclusion of asshole character concepts in the write up, it is the WoD after all... The problem is that they are presenting them under a good, acceptable, apologetic light even. The problem isn’t exactly the content of the game, the problem is how little research and how little awareness they’ve had about their publication, and the responses that they have given when we have raised questions and concerns about these issues. The problem is Accidental Indoctrination. The problem is Propaganda Games. What are your mechanics saying? What are your actions saying? What is your game saying?

https://youtu.be/4jKsj345Jjw

https://youtu.be/UP4_bMhZ4gA

(Yes they’re video games but it’s he same thing)

And in opposition, extra credits did also an episode about the Shoah book for Wraith. https://youtu.be/EDEgXUqHL9Q

So, do we want great quality mature content, serious gaming material, or shock for shock value? Do we want This War of Mine, Papers Please, Dead of Winter, CupidVN, Spec Ops the Line, Bury Me My Love? Or do we want Hatred, DARK, WoD Preludes, Ciudad Juarez or even Dante’s inferno?

Games Matter.

Education Matters

We matter.

Tyvm

If you have any questions, they’re going to do an AMA on Twitch on July 13, here’s the info.

Let’s try and be numerous to voice our concerns. EDIT: Blood and Souls actually references Elric, it was my bad and I apologize for it, but you’ll understand that sometimes, when it sounds and moves like a horse, it’s hard to see it’s a zebra. Especially considering all past elements from the different eyebrow raising worth of edge for edge’s sake.

I still do not believe they’re deliberately calling neo-nazis but considering their AMA’s comments of people who just don’t want to be respectful and do basic research when treating mature content in an adult way, and be like “hell no, DARK STUFF, don’t steal my dark stuff!”, there’s honestly all the proof we need that that’s the kind of crowd they’ve accepted was using their games as entertainment. Jason’s answers were clear, and did not bite the whole “but what about antifaaaa”. I’m cautiously optimistic, and I’ve chosen, like many others, to keep publishing in the Vault to show them we can do better, and that it’s in the community’s best interest they listen.

They also confirmed Mark Rein Hagen was just a “consultant” and isn’t part of the team in anyway ;)

[kinoglowworm]

Possessive Markers in Kazakh (or, why all those cute pet names end in ‘m’)

Been thinking about writing this one up for a while, but a combination of heavy snow and encouragement from @thissupposedcrime (who wanted to be tagged when this got posted) means it’s time. It’s thoroughly warmed my heart to see writers going out of their way to find and use Kazakh terms of endearment in their YOI writing. So few people know much of anything about Kazakhstan and Otabek is such fabulous representation to get people interested. This isn’t about correcting anything, just explaining a construction that you might be seeing if you’re reading or writing Otabek-centered fics. Or if you’re just interested in learning a little more about the language.

A quick disclaimer: My background is in linguistics and I’ve done a fair bit of work on Turkic languages of the former USSR, but I’m not a native speaker of Kazakh or any other Turkic language. I spent almost 9 months in Kazakhstan, mostly in Almaty, studying the language, but I’m not fluent. I’m pretty confident in explaining this topic, but if you know more than I do and you see a mistake, please let me know (thanks to @qisforqazaq and @spaceman2823 noting a few spelling mistakes, which have been corrected, and @starkysnarks for native speaker confirmation).

So, a little background about Kazakh as a language: Kazakh is a Turkic language, closely related to (among other things) Turkish. Unless you start buying into overly-ambitious attempts to trace all human languages to a common linguistic ancestor, Kazakh is unrelated to any Indo-European language (English, Russian, French, Hindi, Farsi, etc.) except by contact. This means that some of the ways words are created and strung together are entirely new to someone only familiar with languages from this family.

Indo-European possessives are typically marked on the noun doing the possessing (one of the common functions of the genitive case), if a word is changed at all:

English: Yuri’s cat ← ‘s indicates ownership of following noun

Russian: коньки Виктора (kon’ki Viktora, - Victor’s skates) ← ‘a’ marks genitive case (the genitive ending depends on gender and number of the inflected noun)

Kazakh does have a genitive case, but it also has another structure that marks possession on the thing that’s possessed. So we get constructions like:

Отабектiң мысығы (Otabekting mysyghy - Otabek’s cat) ← here, both the owner and what is owned have endings reflecting that relationship. Otabek has a genitive -ting ending (which has a couple of forms that depend on the phonetics of the root word), and mysyq has an ending showing that it is possessed by a 3rd person subject (this also varies slightly depending on the phonetics of the root word).

(note: I’m being pretty lax in my transliterations to avoid using nonstandard Latin characters, and largely defaulting to standard transliteration for Russian Cyrillic but I did make sure that each Kazakh Cyrillic letter had a unique transliteration)

This ending agrees with its subject in being 1st, 2nd or 3rd person, with some phonetic variation. Here’s a few more examples:

Менiң шайым (Mening shajim - My tea) (var. m/im/ym)

Сенiң алмаң (Sening almang - Your (inf.) apple) (var. ng/ing/yng)

Сiздiң кiтабыңыз (Sizding kitabyngyz - Your (form.) book) (var. ngiz/ngyz/ingiz/yngyz)

Оның есiгi (Oning esigi - Its door) (var. i/y/si/sy)

I won’t go into a lot of detail about the different variants of each here, but 1st person always includes [m], 2nd person always includes [ng], third person always ends with i or y. If folks ask for a writeup about how Kazakh affixes depend on phonetic features, I’d probably write that up separately.

A side note about the informal/polite versions of ‘you’: If you Google Translate up some Kazakh dialogue, it defaults to using the more formal ciз (siz) which probably isn’t what you want when you’re writing heartfelt dialogue between friends, family or lovers (so, basically all the Kazakh dialogue I’ve seen in fanfiction).

So, what about plurals? This is where we hit the thing about forming words in Kazakh that really lets this happen. So, where in a language like Russian, a single given case ending will contain information about the gender AND number AND case of the noun, Kazakh uses separate endings for all of these things (except gender - Turkic languages don’t have grammatical gender at all. Anywhere the language identifies the gender of something, it does so using distinct root words). So, plurals just entail adding an ending. And aren’t marked as frequently (This doesn’t work out perfectly in pronouns because of language contact and colonialism, but I’m not going to rehash my whole thesis here - but can you tell that ‘siz’ used to be a plural?).

Бiздiң қаламыз (Bizding qalamyz - Our city)

Сендердiң иттерiң (Senderding ïtterring - Your (pl., fam) dogs)

Сiздердiң мектебiңiз (Sizderding mektebingiz - You (pl, form.) school)

Олардың бақшасы (Olardyng baqshasy - Their garden)

In an inflectional language like Russian, there wouldn’t be room to include this kind of ending because it couldn’t also encode information about other cases. Because Kazakh is an agglutinating language, you can keep tacking on suffixes all day. In fact, you can encode a whole clause in one word that would take many in an Indo-European language like English:

Жазушыларымыздан (zhazushylarymyzdan) - That which is from our writers

Back to cutesy affectionate language, though. One of the other advantages of this structure is that it allows you to indicate an association or relationship without using a possessive pronoun. So, all of the places where жаным, ботам, күнім, сүйіктім, or алтыным turn up, they have a relationship to the speaker embedded in them. So, for example, zhanym isn’t the word for soul, zhan is.

Жан - zhan - soul (жаным - zhanym - my soul)

Күн - kün - sun (also, day; күнім - künim - my sun)

Сүйікті - süjikti - favorite, chosen (сүйіктім - süyiktim- my chosen one)

Алтын - altyn - gold (алтыным - altynym - my gold/treasure; this word was also transliterated by a certain show as ‘altin’ So, yes, it is Otabek’s family name, which means him using it as a term of endearment seems particularly pointed.)

So, let’s say that you wanted to write Otabek talking to Yuri about his cat. He might teasingly refer to the cat as сүйіктің (süyikting, your most favored one). Even if they were speaking Russian (this kind of thing def. slips into the way that Kazakh speakers speak Russian, especially when comfy with friends, because it’s just not as elegant in Russian) (also, when drunk and not remembering that not everyone speaks all the languages you do and some words are just easier #multilingualproblems).

Final point: you can put these endings on anything. Even names. So, you might get a construction like Отабегiм (Otabegim - my Otabek) or Бекам (Bekam - my Beka, though it might just as likely be Bekem). Since I’m trying to write this in a ship-neutral way, here’s a list of every character I’ve seen Otabek shipped with on Ao3 with this construction for first person.

Юрийым (Yuriyim - my Yuri) This works for Plisetsky or Katsuki

Милам (Milam - my Mila)

Жэй-Жэйым (Je-Jeyim - my JJ); (shit, if you just use Jean with French pronunciation, you get жан, which gives you жаным - 5 points to JJBek)

Лeом (Leom - my Leo (uses Spanish pronunciation of Leo) - I’m not confident on the spelling, but yes this does exist. If you take this one up, it might turn into Левiм, using the Russian translation of Leo (cf. Tolstoy). The Kazakh translation of Leo is Aslan (cf. Farsi for ‘lion,’ tyvm CS Lewis), which is also used as a name - Aslanym with the 1st person possessive ending.)

Викторым (Viktorym - yeah, this one’s out there, too. I don’t think I read it, but the summary seemed to suggest it followed from shared pining over oblivious, unresponsive men named Yuri)

Кристофым/Крисiм (Cristophym/Chrisim - because is there anyone in the YOI universe with whom he *hasn’t* been romantically linked?)

Пичитiм (Phichitim - a puzzling, but adorable thought.)

Сюң-гилiм (Seung-gilim - there’s actually a couple of these out there)

Let me know if there’s another one you’d like to see!

[bulletforged]

the ultimate relantionship tag I want to know all the answers to sex for Chris and Melissa!!!!

okay others asked for mcargent for all the categories so since i can tag the others, i’m answering them all on yours and just gonna tag @littlewxtch + chozenrogue (i can’t @ you for some reason) so they see it here.

SEND ✩ + A SHIP // ACCEPTING.

DISAGREEMENTS:

Who is more likely to raise their voice? I think they both would, but Chris is probably more likely to back down and just try to avoid the argument. He’s very much a ‘sigh, give in and do as he’s told while sulking about it’ kinda guy when he’s in a relationship.Who threatens to leave but never actually does? Chris would never threaten to leave and tbh I’m not sure Melissa would either. Neither of them seem like the type to just quit or play emotional games.Who actually keeps their word and leaves? Come on neither of them is gonna leave. Chris will only go if she tells him to and is sure about it, and he’d never expect Melissa to leave. If she wants him gone, he’s gone, but the house is hers.Who trashes the house? Chris has a habit of taking it out on inanimate objects when he’s mad so he might throw some things or kick things or like punch a wall or something, but he’ll calm down instantly once he’s let that burst of anger out. And he’ll immediately start tidying up the mess because he’s not an idiot and he knows he’ll get in trouble. :’)Do either of them get physical? She might slap him I guess but they’d never get physical to the point of actually hurting each other. He’d certainly never raise a hand to her.How often do they argue/disagree? I think they’d bicker a lot about little things like differences in opinion but as for real arguments and real disagreements with all the tension… I don’t think it’s very often. Although Chris’ whole history and mindset might clash with her a lot. She certainly wouldn’t agree with how willing he is to ‘do what’s necessary’ i.e. harm, incapacitate or kill an opponent. I think that’d be their major clashing point – he’s a killer and he’s damn good at it. He’s a hunter. He might be all about protecting people but he can’t erase his past and he can’t just erase his instincts when he’s in a fight/on a hunt – if a creature needs to be put down, he’ll do it. They’d probably also disagree about money cause he’d wanna just pay everything to make it easier, but I think she’s too proud to accept that much help, so… it’d be a recurring discussion.Who is the first to apologise? I can see them both giving in and just apologising together unless she’s mad at him for something he did in which case he’ll be apologising a lot. He doesn’t like to stay mad at someone he loves.

SEX:

Who is on top? Chris is so weak for a woman on top but he also likes being on top himself, all dominant and powerful and getting lost in the moment, so it’d be a healthy mix of both.Who is on the bottom? Again, a mix.Who has the strangest desires? I don’t know that either of them have ‘strange’ desires? I guess Chris since he’s the one who’s into all the kinks…Any kinks? Chris has a lot of kinks but nothing too weird. Melissa… I think she could get into some of them. I mean he’ll certainly try to very subtly and slowly introduce her to the idea of some, especially her being dominant and maybe they work in some rope use or something and some dirty talk idk he has a lot of interests and he’s not quite sure how to bring those up so he’ll just hope for the best.Who’s dominant in bed? Both lbr. It’ll be ‘in the moment’. Sometimes Chris just gets into a really dominant, kinda dark mood and would want full control and would probably initiate things but he also loves being bossed around by a beautiful woman so Melissa’s always free to take the reins, so to speak.Is head ever in the equation? He certainly hopes so. Both giving and receiving.If so, who is better at performing it? I feel like Melissa’s one of those women who’s mind-blowingly good at it (and yes I just laughed at ‘blowing’) and he’s probably gonna be pleasantly surprised the first time she does it and probably gonna want it a lot but he’s also too polite to ask. He’s more of a giver tbh. He’ll give willingly. I’d say he’s also rather talented so she can enjoy that.Ever had sex in public? I mean we have a thread where they’re fucking in the hospital so yep that’s a solid yes.Who moans the most? He makes it his own personal goal to get as much noise out of her as possible but he’s not quiet either and lbr if she’s taking control or going down on him he’s gonna 1000% be her bitch.Who leaves the most marks? Lbr they’re both lowkey possessive af so they’d both be covered in marks after one round of sex.Who screams the loudest? Chris doesn’t scream tyvm he makes v manly sounds like growling and … grunting? Anyway point is Melissa screams tbh it’s like his personal target every time they have sex.Who is the more experienced of the two? If we’re talking number of partners, it’s probably Melissa. Chris has basically been with his wife. And that’s it. Until Melissa. He’s not inexperienced by any means. It’s just that all his experience is with one woman.Do they ‘fuck’ or ‘make love’? It’s both tbh. I think if they’re in the right mood, they can definitely fuck, but there’s always gonna be love involved so there’ll always be that aspect of tenderness and consideration for each other.Rough or soft? Again, both. Chris loves a little rough kinky sex every so often but he also love being soft and gentle and just totally loving on her and taking his time.How long do they usually last? Depends what kinda sex they’re having. Chris can last a long time cause… used to playing around with orgasm denial/self-control. >.> So… yeah he can go a while. But also I have a lowkey hc about tantric sex because he needs/loves the intimacy of it so who knows.Is protection used? Lmao no. I think there might eventually be consequences of that and Chris might be murdered for not using a condom like a grown ass man… So watch this space.Does it ever get boring? I doubt it, but it’d get more comfortable as they learn about each other and figure out boundaries, but comfort isn’t a bad thing. It won’t be boring.Where is the strangest place they’d have sex? See now I’m just wondering whether they’d be desperate/mischievous enough to fuck in the morgue. I wanna hope not but I also at this point wouldn’t be surprised… jfc.

FAMILY:

Do your muses plan on having children/or have children? They both have their own precious babies Scott and Allison and like a million kids they’ve adopted between them. As for having a child together… granted they’re limited on time but they definitely still have a good few years to try if they want to. I think if they have a kid it’s gonna be an accident though. And only in aus where Allison is alive. Chris doesn’t need that pain. Or does he. >.>If so, how many children do your muses want/have? Chris wants an army of children. For real just give him all the babies cause he loves being a father so much. Idk about Melissa but I can’t imagine she’d be too impressed by him wanting an army.Who is the favorite parent? Chris wants to be the cool dad but the reality is that they probably all prefer Melissa cause as cool as he is, he’s also kinda a dick.Who is the authoritative parent? I mean Chris is strict and overprotective and would clash with the kids a lot but I think they’d all ignore him (Allison Argent what’s good) and it’d be Melissa that they don’t fuck with. Melissa’s word is definitely final. Chris just likes to shout and feel important.Who is more likely to allow the children to have a day off school? Chris probably.Who lets the children indulge in sweets and junk food when the other isn’t around? I don’t think they’d have to wait for the other to not be around because they’d both do it. And probably join in. Because sweets and junk food are the best kinds of food.Who turns up to extra curricular activities to support their children? Both come on.Who goes to parent teacher interviews? Both.Who changes the diapers? Both.Who gets up in the middle of the night to feed the baby? They’d probably both get up but Chris doesn’t sleep much anyway so he’d just kiss her and tell her to go back to sleep and take care of it himself. Plus it’s like extra sneaky cuddle time with the baby and he always wants extra cuddle time so… win/win.Who spends the most time with the children? They both do lbr. They’re both amazing parents.Who packs their lunch boxes? Probably Melissa cause they’d at least get a full, proper lunch. Chris would fill it with sweets and forget the damn sandwich.Who gives their children ‘the talk’? … My muse legit just shouted ‘nOT ME.’ Sorry Melissa it’s on you.Who cleans up after the kids? I think they both help out and share the load.Who worries the most? Both. They worry together.Who are the children more likely to learn their first swear word from? Melissa.

AFFECTION:

Who likes to cuddle? Both.Who is the little spoon? Melissa usually.Who gets naughty in the most inappropriate of places? It really depends on their mood, I think. Melissa’s probably more forward in public than him.Who struggles to keep their hands to themselves? Both. Especially if someone’s flirting with the other. They’ll both get jealous and territorial.How long can they cuddle until one becomes uncomfortable? Hours and hours and hours and hours lbr neither of them is getting uncomfortable cause they both need the cuddles.Who gives the most kisses? They both would but again, Melissa’s probably more forward/comfortable in public especially at first, so things like giving him a casual kiss when he brings her lunch or coffee at work – she’s more likely to do that. And he’ll just smile and get a little shy but look at her with major hearteyes.What is their favourite non-sexual activity? It’s probably just food. Or hanging out with their kids. Or eating food with their kids. That’s the best.Where is their favourite place to cuddle? Anywhere’s good for a cuddle but probably in bed or on the couch.Who is more likely to playfully grope the other? Probably Melissa, but if you get Chris into the right playful mood, he’ll be an absolute little shit.How often do they get time to themselves? I think they try to find time to themselves but the kids come first. Luckily the kids are going to college. :)

SLEEPING:

Who snores? Chris is a quiet sleeper (with a little mumbling/some nightmares but still). I don’t know if Melissa snores. Maybe just when she’s literally exhausted from work and just passes out, but he’d think it’s cute.If both do, who snores the loudest? I don’t think either of them would snore loud.Do they share a bed or sleep separately? Share a bed obviously. They’d hate sleeping apart.If they sleep together, do they cozy up together or lay far apart? Listen if Chris Argent is sharing a bed with you, you better believe he’ll wrap himself around you like a damn koala or legit just pass out right on top of you. He likes cuddles and affection and knowing someone is safe there in his arms so he’s not gonna let her go all night. They cozy up together.Who talks in their sleep? Chris might mumble if he’s having a nightmare.What do they wear to bed? Depends. Chris likes wearing nothing and he’d like it a hell of a lot more if she’s naked too. Even just for being intimate. That skin-on-skin contact is nice. If they have to wear something though, he’ll just throw some boxers or pj bottoms/sweatpants on, but he won’t really be comfortable. And we already know she has pjs.Are either of your muses insomniacs? Chris kinda is but it’s cause he’s just used to being up at random hours in the night to go out hunting and he’s used to going a day or two without sleep while they’re out. He’s very likely to not sleep and eventually just pass out for like 12 hours.Can sleeping pills be found by the bedside? They probably have some but I don’t know that they’d use them all the time. Chris personally would rather just stay away and hold her all night and just be comfortable. That or he’ll sneak off to read something.Do they wrap their limbs around each other or just lay side by side? Totally tangled together lbr. All the cuddles.Who wakes up with bed hair? Chris would be cute with messy bed hair. :’) Melissa wakes up fabulous lbr but she’s probably more likely to have bed hair.Who wakes up first? Chris likes to wake up to make her coffee and breakfast but if he’s exhausted, she’ll be up and doing stuff long before he is.Who prepares breakfast in bed for the other? ^^^ Chris loves to. And he’ll just steal things from her plate.What is their favourite sleeping position? Cuddles. Preferably naked.Who hogs the sheets? Chris will sleep without them if needs be so Melissa can hog them all she wants.Do they set an alarm each night? She has to for work some mornings. He’s just used to waking up naturally pretty early.Can a television be found in their bedroom? Eventually, yes. I don’t think she has one before but he’d buy one for her. I doubt they use it though.Who has nightmares? Chris definitely does. Melissa probably does as well after all the shit they’ve both seen and been through.Who has ridiculous dreams? Probably Melissa. If she ever mumbles about them, he’d enjoy hearing all the weird ridiculous things she’s talking about.Who sprawls out and takes up most of the bed? If Chris is exhausted enough, he will, but I think Melissa is more likely to.Who makes the bed? Probably Melissa by habit but he would too if it wasn’t done.What time is bed time? Whenever they decide to go up to bed.Any routines/rituals before bed? Chris voice: sex pls. Nah idk I think they like to just chill on the couch for a few hours and cuddle and watch TV and just enjoy the quiet time until they’re tired enough to go sleep. I don’t think there are many rituals, although Chris has a habit of going to check on Allison in the middle of the night to make sure she’s still breathing.Who’s the grumpiest when they wake up? Probably depends on the circumstances of being woken up. I think Melissa would be pretty grumpy before she gets her coffee, but he’d always try to be ready with one. :’)

WORK:

Who is the busiest? Melissa.Who rakes in the highest income? Technically Chris but he’s rich af anyway.Are any of your muses unemployed? Chris sorta does freelance stuff now and just oversees company stuff but not a whole lot of actual work so… maybe.Who takes the most sick days? Neither.Who is more likely to turn up late to work? Neither.Who sucks up to their boss? Chris is his own boss. Melissa basically runs the hospital soooo neither.What are their jobs? Melissa is a nurse. Chris runs a private security company and oversees the Argent Arms business, so he’s still a ‘highly respected private security consultant and federally licensed firearms dealer’ >.> *cough*Who stresses the most? Melissa but mostly about money and stuff. I don’t think she’d like him to just pay everything off. They’d be a partnership but he’d always be ready to take the pressure off. He just respects her and her profession/skills too much to ever expect her to quit or take it easy, but she’d have that option if she chooses to.Do your muses enjoy or despise their careers/occupations? Chris is just used to his. I think Melissa enjoys hers even if it’s hectic.Are your muses financially stable? Melissa isn’t but Chris would stabilise the McCalls with his wealth so yes, technically they are. He’d definitely make it a lot easier for them and they’d be able to actually have nice things and live better.

HOME:

Who does the washing? Whoever’s at home although… she’s probably better off not letting Chris do it cause he’ll probably shrink things.Who takes out the trash? Proud Chris voice: I can do that! ^-^Who does the ironing? Again Melissa’s probably better off doing it.Who does the cooking? They’ll cook together.Who is more likely to burn the house down just trying? They’ve both been single parents so they can both manage.Who is messier? Weirdly I think Melissa but I don’t think either of them are insanely messy.Who leaves the toilet roll empty? … Probably Chris. Sorry Melissa.Who leaves their dirty clothes on the floor? If they’re really tired it could be either. If they’re having sex, they’re also not gonna be picking clothes up the second they’ve finished. I feel like sometimes Melissa might come home from a double shift and just kinda strip off and fall into bed so it’s probably mostly her but he won’t mind. He’ll just kiss her and tuck her in and pick everything up.Who forgets to flush the toilet? I don’t think either of them would.Who is the prankster around the house? Probably neither but I think she’d screw with him a little so she can tease him after.Who loses the car keys when it comes time to go somewhere? Chris but they’re probably right there and Melissa’s just standing there eye rolling waiting for him to open his fucking eyes.Who mows the lawn? Chris’ll do it but she’s not incapable.Who answers the telephone? Whoever’s there when it rings.Who does the vacuuming? Whoever’s home to do it.Who does the groceries? Either of them. Probably together quite often but he’ll do it when she’s at work so it’s one less thing she has to find time for. He’s a good husband.Who takes the longest to shower? They can just shower together it’s cool.Who spends the most time in the bathroom? Probably Melissa by default. Chris takes care of himself and keeps up with personal grooming but it doesn’t take long for him.

MISC:

Is money a problem? Nope.How many cars do they own? Well he owns a fleet tbh but they actively use two.Do they own their home or do they rent? Chris would want them to own a home so that’d be an inevitability in time.Do they live near the coast or deep in the countryside? …Countryside??Do they live in the city or in the country? Beacon Hills is a town right? They live in Beacon Hills.Do they enjoy their surroundings? Chris hates Beacon Hills but it’s a nice enough town I guess.What’s their song? Not sure. He’s not really the type to have ‘a song’ with someone.What do they do when they’re away from each other? Probably just keep in touch via text/calls and get on with their own shit. Neither of them are overly clingy, as much as they love each other. They’re capable of functioning on their own too.Where did they first meet? In canon, outside the school, although it was implied they kinda knew each other (until season 3 when canon changed its mind).How did they first meet? When Scott and Allison skipped school and they started arguing outside parent-teacher night when Chris accused Scott of kidnap. Sorry Melissa.Who spends the most money when out shopping? Chris doesn’t really have any notion of ‘budgets’ tbh cause he’s never had to worry so he’ll just buy whatever they want.Who’s more likely to flash their assets? Well they’d only ‘flash their assets’ for each other.Who finds it amusing when the other trips over? Lbr it’d be Chris tripping over and Melissa would be doubled over laughing at him for being an idiot. And he’d probably never hear the end of it. If Melissa trips over he just finds it endearing but he won’t mock.Any mental issues? Chris for sure but it’s hard to categorise. He just needs a lot of support and patience when it comes to stuff like emotions and being open and not just compartmentalising. He’s been through a lot and lived through abuse and manipulation and conditioning so she’ll just need to be kinda gentle with him for a while. He also has some other underlying issues but I’m not going into a whole analysis rn.Who’s terrified of bugs? Idk they fight werewolves so it’d be weird if either of them are scared of a little bug.Who kills the spiders around the house? I feel like they’d just catch the and put them outside.Their favourite place? Anywhere they’re together but I think the woods are special to them cause it’s kinda where they fell in love. :’)Who pays the bills? 50/50 split as often as possible tbh.Do they have any fears for their future? There’s always the fear of not surviving a battle but they just stick together and keep moving forward.Who’s more likely to surprise the other with a fancy dinner? I think they’d both be just as likely to do it, but he’d probably have more opportunities with her being at work and him mostly working his own hours/from home.Who uses up all of the hot water? They’ll use it together so it doesn’t matter.Who’s the tallest? Chris.Who’s more likely to just randomly hop into the shower with the other? If they’re not already showering together, it could be either. They might not have sex but it’s just nice time to hold each other and enjoy the intimacy. Also applies to baths.Who wanders around in their underwear? Chris mostly goes commando but he has a habit of just pulling his jeans on and walking around in just his jeans. Melissa would probably walk around in underwear/his shirts if the kids aren’t home.Who sings the loudest when singing along to the radio? Chris gets pretty into singing in the car with Allison so it could be either. He’d get into it with Melissa too once he’s more comfortable with her and stops being awkward.What do they tease each other about? She’ll tease him about everything probably cause he’s weird and a total nerd. I’m not sure what he’d tease her about.Who is more likely to cringe at the other’s fashion sense at times? They both have pretty good fashion sense so neither.Do they have mutual friends? Noah Stilinski and Natalie Martin for sure. Also Parrish. Maybe Derek. I think they’d get along well with Henry Tate if he didn’t disappear in canon. Also maybe the Yukimuras but I think after the Oni thing, Chris is a little cold with them – polite and pleasant but not friends. Melissa definitely has more friends than him.Who crushed first? Chris has been curious about her/enticed by her for a long time but she probably decided he was hot when they first met. Just also a total dick. :’)Any alcohol or substance related problems? Nah not really. Chris will have a habit of knocking back drinks without counting and figuring out that he’s drunk when he tries to stand up, but he doesn’t have any sort of addiction.Who is more likely to stumble home, drunk, at 3am? Chris probably but Melissa is more likely to go out cause she has friends and he just has Noah and Parrish.Who swears the most? Chris doesn’t really swear so Melissa.