Gojo's idea of getting your attention when you're a new teacher at Tokyo Tech is committing the crime of eating your bento box that you packed for lunch and stored in the fridge in the lounge. You can't believe when you went to retrieve it only to find it completely missing and nowhere to be found. This left a really bad impression of the annoying idiot who stole your entire lunch—Seriously, who even does that?? And you were adamant at getting down to the bottom of it so you wrote a note to the Bento Box Thief and stuck it on the fridge.
After the back and forth exchange throughout the afternoon, which became exceedingly clear that it's nothing more than a game from the culprits' end, you had a really strong desire to punch him in the face when you find him out. The last note Gojo writes to you is the time and address to a fancy restaurant as a way of making it up to you, and you almost want to stand him up but you couldn't possibly miss the chance to meet him and decide on your sweet revenge.
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One of the other ways clothing is steadily getting worse: pants of all kinds are getting thinner and show underwear lines almost as a standard now, even when the lines of the underwear are thin and masked with lace. This wasn´t a problem years back, but now I have to check every pair of dress pants I try on, and even some jeans - JEANS - for underwear lines.
"Just wear seamless underwear-" they're all made of plastic fabrics which aren't good for the bacterial enviroment of the coochie bc they don't breathe. The solution to all fabrics getting thinner and thinner should NOT be "buy bad plastic underwear instead".
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Everyone want to send Cloud gifts besides just money (toys, shoes, outfits, a copy of LOVELESS, etc) and Cloud is panicking because he can’t give the Shinra address and can’t just brink weird unmarked packages in the Shinra building particularly when who knows what people will send him.
Then Tseng steps in and offers a secure PO Box where everything will be screened to make sure it’s safe and then forwarded to Cloud once they’re cleared so pretty much daily Cloud comes back to his room to new packages and the knowledge that this might in fact be getting a little out of hand.
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Just had a great idea. When I die, I won’t distribute any of my money to my friends or family in my will. Instead, it will be buried in my casket for grave robbers to find. To prevent people from realizing my casket is loaded with money, I will have a closed-casket funeral. Nobody will question this as I will have died under mysterious circumstances anyway, so they’ll just assume I was too fucked up to be seen. Instead of money, my loved ones will instead receive one of my bones. Everyone will have their own designated bone. Then, at the end of my funeral, everyone will play bingo to see who gets my skull. This is mandatory.
As a separate idea, in my will I will say that at least one person needs to show up to my funeral in costume, but nobody is allowed to discuss or coordinate on this matter. Then we just see who shows up in costume. Or well they will. I’ll be too dead to see it. But it’ll still be funny.
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I kind of hate that most posters that come with things are double sided. I’m indecisive and having to choose which side to display is impossible and I feel bad for the side that gets hidden.
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