#which is nuts

[densewentz]

guys in an incredibly funny turn of events I am on the cusp of figuring out how to lucid dream and its mostly because since I've gotten into Sandman I dream sometimes feat. Dream of the Endless who I KNOW as the King of Dreams IN-dream. So I'll be sitting there watching this scrunkly guy in my dream going "oh shit that's the Dream King, holy shit am I dreaming?-" and then I usually get yoinked out but. Girl we gettin there. We gettin there in an incredibly ironic way but.

[chicagocubsreactions]

How the Cubs swooped in to hire Craig Counsell and shocked the baseball world

[original article]

Cubs team president Jed Hoyer has always admired Craig Counsell from afar. From his vantage point, the manager had no weaknesses. Hoyer watched as Counsell continually maximized a Milwaukee Brewers roster that never seemed to be the best in the division in terms of on-paper talent, yet kept winning.

Hoyer saw Counsell as someone who excelled with in-game moves, consistently held his clubhouse together and handled the media with aplomb. This was, in the Cubs’ view, the best manager in the game.

But Hoyer also understood that Counsell was highly sought after and he wasn’t eager to make a managerial change with his team. David Ross was the man he and Theo Epstein hand-picked to succeed future Hall of Famer Joe Maddon, the manager who helped end more than a century of misery on the North Side with the 2016 World Series. The expectation was that Counsell would already be locked up come Nov. 1, when Counsell would officially become a free agent. Hoyer had no intention of pursuing him prior to that date. He had an inkling that New York wouldn’t be Counsell’s ultimate destination because of family reasons rooting him to the Midwest, but he figured Counsell would just return to Milwaukee.

This change didn’t happen because of some simmering tension between Ross and Hoyer. But as November neared and Counsell remained on the market, Hoyer’s interest was piqued. An opportunity to improve markedly in a significant area presented itself and Hoyer pounced. On Nov. 1, he reached out and Counsell came to the Chicagoland area to meet with Hoyer. The last thing Hoyer wanted was for any of this to go public, Counsell to end up elsewhere and for Ross to find out. That would create the type of friction between a manager and head of baseball operations that would likely be untenable.

To ensure that this stayed quiet, Hoyer was the only person to meet with Counsell, very few people in the front office were aware of the meeting, and Counsell never came to the Cubs offices adjacent to Wrigley Field. The two had very little interaction prior to that meeting on Nov. 1, but seemed to hit it off quickly and talked deep into the night.

In the coming days, Counsell would meet with the New York Mets and Cleveland Guardians while staying in contact with the Brewers. Late Saturday evening, Hoyer was optimistic that they were close on the financials and a deal would be made. By Sunday morning, the deal was done. Hoyer had poached the best manager in the game from a division rival, and by agreeing to a five-year deal worth more than $40 million, Counsell had set a new level for managerial compensation while also remaining close to family.

Hoyer immediately booked a flight to Florida to meet with Ross in Tallahassee. The two had a long and at times tense conversation, during which general manager Carter Hawkins called some staff and players to deliver the news, and word quickly spread throughout the team.

Part of the reason the Cubs hired Ross four years ago was because they felt Maddon wasn’t maximizing the roster, and that there were ways Ross could better impact the team on the margins. Meanwhile, in Milwaukee, Counsell seemed to always get the most out of a seemingly inferior roster to the one he and Theo Epstein had put together with the Cubs.

Now Hoyer has that difference-maker helming his team. Questions remain, though. The Cubs roster was only good enough to win 83 games last year and with Marcus Stroman and Cody Bellinger headed for free agency, the team looks much weaker right now.

While the Cubs will be active this winter, spending big on Counsell shouldn’t be read as a guarantee that they’ll blow out the competition in free agency. Improvements are needed and moves will be made. But Counsell was sold on a team that is rapidly improving and will continue to do so over the course of his contract, not on the idea that the Cubs will build a behemoth in one winter.

The Cubs have a strong MLB roster, a ton of young talent in their farm system on the verge of impacting the big-league team, and significant financial flexibility. While they will flex those financial muscles over the coming years, the expectation isn’t that they’ll be winning multiple bidding wars this winter in what’s largely viewed as a weaker free-agent class, especially on the position player side

How Counsell will shape the coaching staff is to be determined as well. Many of the coaches are under contract for next year and beyond. The hope is that the majority will be retained by Counsell. Pitching coach Tommy Hottovy is viewed as one of the best in the business, and the Cubs seemed to finally find some stability at hitting coach after Dustin Kelly had success connecting with players in his first year on the job.

But there could be defections by those who are loyal to Ross. Counsell has a long history with his bench coach in Milwaukee, Pat Murphy. Murphy managed Counsell at Notre Dame and also has a history with Hoyer, who hired Murphy as a special assistant early in his two-year stint as San Diego Padres GM. Murphy is a candidate to replace Counsell as manager in Milwaukee, but could also find himself in Chicago were he not to land that job.

All of that — how the roster will shake out and who will be on the final coaching staff — is still unknown. What is clear is that Hoyer and the Cubs have sent a message about the trajectory of their team. They’ve poached from one of their chief rivals and added arguably the best manager in baseball to lead a group that’s on the rise and should contend for years to come.

[roosterbruiser]

having thoughts about a Rhett fic………would anyone like to discuss?

[philcoulsonismyhero]

Now that I've got something for most of the pages, I need a new metric for recording progress on the Sam comic, so

Pages with panel layout finalised: 19/24 (nearly 20, one has a bunch of small panels piled on top of each other that'll be easier to plan digitally but the rest of the page is done)

Pages with text placement (roughly, subject to future tweaking) figured out: 12 and several halves

Panels properly thumbnailed: 31 (out of 79 currently laid out across those 20 pages, best guess is that there'll be just over 100 total once I've got all the page layouts done)

So I'm nearly a third of the way there, which is further along than I thought I was! I'm getting the easy panels out of the way first, admittedly, but still, making solid progress.

[fruitcd]

eight cavities drilled and filled today…. fall out boy tomorrow 💯

[crookshanks23]

Season 1, Episode 40: Rules for Dadtastic Medieval Wargames

Favorite moment: Matt's early death. Really shows just how dangerous this dungeon is if you're not careful. And it's funny.

General thoughts:

Scarborough Fair opening. Love it. Such a haunting melody to begin with, which is so interesting against this "supposedly" shiny happy place.

This is a fun dungeon. I would like to try some DND 1.0 at some point just to see how long I'd last. Not long I'd bet. I'd probably go out like Matt.

Also, the beginnings of Glenn's plan is very funny to listen to in hindsight. It's very clever. Because it just feels like in character stuff Glenn would do.

So when I listened to this the first time I had not listened to At the Mountains of Dadness. And you don't need to listen to it in order to understand, but it does make it really fun on second listen to get all the little Easter eggs. (Highly recommended by the way, if you can afford the 5 bucks for Patreon.)

Of course it ends with Lark and Sparrow chaos. And a mystery, because somehow they're not dead. Or old.

Next time, more dungeon. And more French fry conversations.

[ask-thing-i-impulse-made]

Hey Argos and Mr. Plant, your anniversary is coming up, do you have anything planned?

🌸: Our what? *Puts his hand over your mouth*

👁️: Oh! I completely forgot about that!

🌸: *whispering very loudly with teeth clenched* I was planning something! Now I can’t do it because he knows it’s coming up!

👁️: *speaking under his breath* shoot, I love surprises…

🌸: *actually whispering* thanks, I didn’t have anything planned.

[banannabethchase]

I deserve so many awards for teaching a math lesson while trying to convince district professionals that they were reading a report wrong and my student needed more intensive support, and fighting with the internet being down.

[distantsonata]

i guess you're not allowed to alt +f4 at the end of a sf6 matches because I did it like 3 times and they restricted my online functionality. like. c'mon. man. it's 2023. this game is the absolute pits

[anime-scarves]

Got the lightning man himself. Aaand also e2 Tingyun, e2 March, e2 Sushang, and a handful of 4* lightcones. All in about 60 rolls. Definitely batted above average here.

[dancingonmoonbeams]

i love writing disgustingly fluffy happy family scenes with joel and sarah and tommy and then making myself cry knowing how things work out

[oobbbear]

Made this exactly a year ago since my dca brainrot is back I thought I might share this cropped version of the rpg meme

[obsob]

my dreams are sweet when im with you!!!!!!!

[sein-zum-tod]

Apparently AT&T has an insane deal right now where if you even trade in an old unworking Samsung Galaxy S8 Active you can get $1,000 off a Pixel 7 Pro so it will be $1.12 a month for the 256GB one. 50MP dick pics incoming for anyone who wants em, just slide into the DMs.

[boqvistsbabe]

Bro I’m not even done yet

[ravenzer]

Hozier heard about morning people and went

Respectfully,

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