#whispered_hcs

[whispers-of-lilith]

Gojo: "Domain Expansion-"

You: "Must you say that every time you spread my legs?"

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Law: "I don't need a vacation."

You: "And yet your eyes have their bags packed and ready to go, captain."

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Sanji: "Ah my angel, that cloud over there that looks like a heart reminds me of you~"

You: "Aw, Sanji! You're so-"

*Sanji immediately turning to yell over at Zoro who's just trying to take a nap.*

Sanji: "Oi, Marimo! See that cloud over there that looks like a little bitch? That one reminds me of you."

Zoro: "Wha- I haven't even done anything!"

You: "You're something else..."

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You: I don't know, sometimes I just feel like doing something stupid, ya know?

Gojo: I'm stupid, do me.

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[At the store]

Sanji: Excuse me, this lovely companion of mine lost their moss-headed boyfriend, can I make an announcement?

Worker: Uh, sure go ahead.

Sanji: *dramtically clearing his throat at the pa system* goodbye you little shit.

You: ...I knew I shouldn't have let you make the announcement.

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Toji: *dies*

Gojo: *staring at Megumi* "welp, dis my son now."

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Toji: "I like my partners submissive."

You: "Tf am I submitting to? Poverty from your gambling addiction?"

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Killer: *standing in your open doorway* "So uh, did you order a sandwich with extra meat?"

You: "What? No...?"

*Kid pokes his head up from behind Killer*

You: "..."

Killer: "..."

You: "Oh...? OH. That kind of double stuffed sandwich! Then yes, yes I did."

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You: "Hey Law, truth or dare?"

Law: "Truth."

You: "When was the last time you slept?"

Law: "...dare"

You: "It's been 42 hours, go to sleep."

Law: "I don't like this game."

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You: You're the most jealous man I know.

Shanks: You know other men?

You: Shanks... the crew is *mostly* men.

Shanks: *Desperately trying to hold back tears*

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Law: "Hey, have you seen my-..." *gasps*

You: "I know this seems bad, but it's not what it looks like."

Law: "You're going to tell me you're not currently wearing my limited edition stealth black pajamas with matching cape and replica slippers made to look like their boots?"

You: "...okay it's exactly what it looks like."

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You: "I love you–"

Gojo: "I love you t– wait, why does it sound like you're not finished?"

You: "I love you– but sometimes your brain is so empty that they try to open a spirit halloween in it."

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You: Hey babe, can you help me rearrange my room later?

Toji: How 'bout I rearrange your guts later instead?

You: Why are you like this...?

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Y/n: *painting Kids nails for the third time that week* "I swear, if you chip the polish again, I will lovingly cut your other arm off."

Kid: "Yeah, yeah, sure thing sweetheart."

Also Kid: *literally chips his freshly painted nails in a fight the next day*

Y/n: *is on the ship, nowhere near the fight* *squints eyes* "Something just happened..."

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Vash: Relax and be a good proton

You: What?

Vash: Stay positive love! *finger guns*

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Geto: "I have cursed spirit manipulation."

Gojo: "Well I have limitless & six eyes."

Toji: "Oh yeah? Well I have a glock, bang bang bitch."