#who is doing it like her

[five-is-a-princess-confirmed]

DON'T SPEAK ON MY BODY COUNT IF THE DICK AIN'T WORTH COMING BACK FOR SECONDS

[dracoj]

shauna shipman is redefining the toxic girlbestieship game. “codependent” cannot even begin to describe shaunajackie, and we’re starting off wrong by implying they’re even distinct enough to use that label. are you codependent with your stomach? your liver? death tore them apart permanently - jackie frozen eternally young and impossibly perfect - but in doing so, eroded all the other boundaries between them: emotional, mental, physical. you’re with her boyfriend. you’re playing sleepover games with her corpse. eventually you’ll bury yourself in the life she might’ve had, in the way you’ll never bury her. you can’t. she’s in your head. she’s in your mouth. and once you digest her, she’ll be in your baby too.

[frogseasons]

tlt but JUST from ianthe’s perspective would be hilarious. you (necromancer) go to canaan house with your sister (who you trick people into thinking is a necromancer) and babs (your walking jerky stick). there’s a bunch of weird people and a hot nun but whatever. you sneak around and are Smart and u put things together. some people die, whatever, u get on with ur Sneaking and Smartness. you figure out how to become a lyctor (you have to kill babs). you kill babs, eat him (his soul), that’s all par for the course for you. and congrats, youre the first new lyctor in a myriad!!!!!! and then the rest of the weird people who are still alive decide to go and attack you about it. oh turns out ur predecessor has been hanging around, you get in a tussle and she slices off ur arm. ouchie. and she goes down at the hands of the hot nun so at least there’s something good going on. later you and the hot nun get picked up by god, u don’t know where ur sister is but hey! the hot nun is now ur built in bestie for the rest of ur eternal lives. but nooooo she’s depressed because her other nun friend went and died on a fence and boohoo she got ate just like babs. blegh. she asks you to crack her skull open which seems like a good time so you do, and now she owes you a favor and can’t remember the nun friend so things seem kinda dandy. and you get a sloppy lil makeout sesh later too. on ur all expenses paid vacay to god’s house his old friend/fuckbuddy takes you under his wing. swords suck because of ur arm but you get a front row seat to the most interesting and fucked up sitcom in history. the hot nun is There and yeah she might be having some brain issues but u get to play dress up with her and she also makes u a shiny new bone arm. u ALMOST get another kiss after god starts getting fucked in the dining room by two of his besties but the hot nun has it out for the other bestie that’s been trying to kill her for months so u don’t get to have that fun. eventually ur fight with a cosmic horror gets interrupted and the dead nun takes over the hot nun’s body and u witness the death of god. but he comes back and in quick succession he is out of besties and u saved his ass from mega hell. in the next few months you watch god fall into his newest depressed slut era but at least he makes u a new bestie out of the dead nun (who’s his kid?????) and her corpse, u guys even make friendship bracelets and have a handshake. u get to pilot babs’ corpse around on another planet and finally see ur sister again and kiss her on the lips through the jerky body. and the hot nun is back too!!!!! but some of those people from wayyyy back are still there and they take over the jerky body and u have to race them to god’s ex’s unbreakable tomb. and then god’s ex wakes up and beats ur ass and then gives the hot nun a sloppy kiss. what is a girl to do.

[blue-likethebird]

Ruffnut httyd is the character of all time, especially in rtte. She would set her brother on fire if it was funny. She almost killed a guy with dragon venom trying to save her brother. She’s a dumbass. She’s outwitted the gang’s most cutthroat enemies. Her family’s achievements are a point of pride. She hates her loser cousin for letting her brother down. She canonically smells like fish. Guys are tripping over each other trying to ask her out. Her middle name is Eugene. She’s even bisexual.

[serious-goose]

stede speedrunned commiting intentional murder, having gay sex, being popular, and getting gay divorced (again) all in like 24 hours

[computerexploder]

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[zaritarazi]

Well, let me tell you something, you stuck-up, flower-covered, three-dollar fancy fucking paper diary. I’m doing just fine.

[allgremlinart]

pictured: Selina Kyle being Simply The Most

[angelofverdum]

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Changed the world and I'm serious about it

[withickmire]

“Often, in the great hall, I have watched little clowns upset big ones from below,” Sharn said calmly. “I did not see why the trick should not work for me.”

“What — what did you see from the window?” Jarred stammered.

“Nothing. As I told him. But I knew he would not trust my word. Sharn tossed her head. “And I knew he would lean out. Why should he fear a little painted doll like me?”

I have read this scene countless times, and my jaw drops every time.

[viscountess-sharma]

SHE OWNED MET GALA 2022

[br1ghtestlight]

if there's one thing i miss about earlier episodes its gene and louise hanging out in bob and linda's bedroom and just chilling in the most random poses?? always so cute <3

also i love how happy gene got when louise called him their good daughter!!!! he smiled almost immediately and called himself pretty u know he was feeling so confident after that

[pumpkin-in-a-pear-tree]

Grace Chastity. What a character. She really went through a whole character arc only to turn around right at the end and go Nah, I was right in the beginning actually, I'm gonna start murdering people with dark magic and eating their souls in the name of Jesus Christ

[daiziesssart]

1 thing me and james potter hve in common is that we just be sitting here and thinking abt lily evans all reverently n shit

[tallmadgeandtea]

When the man you Quaker married abandoned you in Philadelphia but your face card never declines and now you’re about to put on the performance of a goddamn lifetime