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"what made you decide to take art and writing seriously? what helped you improve?"
i hyperfixated on a minecraft pig a bit too close to the sun
#technoblade#like fr the first “proper” sketchbook i have#first page: technoblade#whole book: technoblade#first fic i ever wrote: technoblade#now im earning money from art commisions#and going to university for creative writing in september#and won a competition to publish an oc book#it all leads back to technoblade#as the gods intended#yapping#syn art
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Pandora"s Vault:
Contained : Dream, Tommyinnit, Ranboo, Technoblade, Connoreatpants
Series : DSMP
Propaganda : its so big. Its so so big. Look at a map of the dsmp. Its just a black void bigger than l'manburg was. You look at it and you just know it's something terrible. the obsidian walls, lava, the iron. It's just there. In the middle of the ocean. It does not fit in and its scary. the AMOUNT of redstone and functions it go is AMAZING. the only way to enter is through a portal that then leads u to the nether and has to be manually activated again by the warden. So to enter you literally NEED the wardens permission. All the bridges and all the door. It's so fucking cool man what can I say. The amount of security. the lore that happened inside pandora as well. Pandoras arc was the best arc of the whole of dream smp and I stand by that. There is so so much to unpack. Sam and Dream could have just built some shitty obsidian box and called it a prison, but no they made PANDORAS VAULT
The Ghost's Vault:
Contained : VikingPilot's Prized possesions
Series : Dominion SMP
Propaganda : Perhaps the only self-titled Vault to actually be one, the Ghost's Vault, built by VikingPilot, is two things -- a consolidation of wealth, and a display of power. Built at a time on Dominion where every single diamond had to be handed over to the Queen every two weeks, the Vault is made in total opposition to that policy as an extremely intimidating secret stash. All 10 sets of Netherite armor are enchanted and labeled. It's built with soulfire lanterns under the center carpet runner for the sole purpose of unnerving the local piglin. He's taken people here twice onscreen, and both times it was to cash in a no-conditions-set IOU with that other person in order to make sure things work out exactly the way they need to. It also contains two very important books! Viking's "To Do" list is very simple -- Run Dominion. However, the other one -- the Book -- is quite possibly the single most dangerous thing in Viking's possession. He's not sure what's in it, other than that it contains rituals of unimaginable power and that if he opens it again, he will crack in half. Oh, and the Ghost's Vault is also the location for the world's most unhinged 12-minute 100% improv monologue to ever exist.
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WELCOME TO THE MINDFUCK
Here's a new intro post!
last updated 17/04/2025
IMPORTANT POST
BASIC INFORMATION
I live in AEDT/AEST, so click here to see my time.
Am 17! Minor! I've had so many "MDNI" blogs follow me its acually weird. Like fellas i have IT WRITTEN I AM A MINOR!!! dude it actually pisses me off if you're gonna have a dni make sure YOU YOURSELF can follow it!?!!??! like cmon??? you cant expect other people to enforce your restrictions that you have placed on yourself. If i have to go tell someone who is following me that i am indeed a minor then like. dude. cmon.
I am bisexual(1) and panromantic. I am also a trans girl. My pronouns are she/her.
I love DMs! I love social interaction! Please, if you think I'm cool, DM me! I love talking to people!!
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COMPLEX INFORMATION
I live in Australia. My favourite drink is coffee, followed shortly by Schweppes Agrum Blood Orange, caramel milkshakes, apple juice, and the blood of my enemies.
You may call me A.V., as those are my initials. If we're mooties I'll probably tell you my name.
I’M ON ESTROGEN, BITCHES! >:3
My singing range is around E2-A5.
I won't reblog reblog bait. Just know that yes, this blog is a safe place for everyone unless you don't tolerate other people, in which case you violate the social contract of tolerance and are as such not included in said contract.
I have many plushies. DM me if you want to know their lore.
I will probably use all slurs that apply to me (faggot, tranny, dyke).
I will probably flirt with you.
I love media piracy.
I FUCKING LOVE BIRDS. My favourite ones are the Australian Magpie, Aussie Raven, and of course, Pied Currawongs.
I have no DNI because they don't really work anyway.
I would totally fuck the xenomorph.
I have multiple sideblogs, DM me if you want to know them :3
I love yo-yos. I'm not good at it but I'm tryning ok just gimmie a minute here
My tags
A number of these I haven't used in a while, and most I just forget.
#av-og for when i write things.
#av-media for posts relating to media I like
#av-dark for DarK related stuff
#av-dune for Dune related posts
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#av-lore for mostly plushie lore but maybe some amy lore too if i decide to do jazz
MEDIA I'M A FAN OF (BIG LIST SORRY)
BOOKS
Holes
No Country For Old Men
Dune
The Hunger Games series
The Three-Body Problem trilogy
The Martian
House of Leaves
FILMS
Dune
The Princess Bride
Pirates of the Caribbean
The Black Phone
Jaws
Klaus
The Batman
Hunt for the Wilderpeople
The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar
TELEVISION
Test Patterns
Dark (2017)
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Stranger Things (only season 1 though) (3)
The Owl House
The Sandman
Alice in Borderland
Good Omens
Breaking Bad
Squid Game (4)
MUSIC
The Crane Wives
Will Wood & The Tapeworms
Sarah and the Safe Word
Vundabar
Lena Raine
The Heavy
The Black Keys
JCS
VIDEO GAMES
Fields of Mistria
Stardew Valley
Project Zomboid
Minecraft
Minecraft: Story Mode
Subnautica
Terraria
Celeste
Team Fortress 2
Bopl Battle
Pressure
OTHER
The Magnus Archives/The Magnus Protocol
Technoblade
Chainmail Chasers
Colinlock16 continuity
This Man
Jesus Christ: Superstar
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Don't kill yourself, please.
The title is a reference to Mind Brand.
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outside of c!dream's page how is the dsmp fandom wiki looking recently?
uhhh... anon, that's quite a can of worms honestly, but yeah it's not in good shape. It's missing things like especially items, and then credits for builds, some of the relationships are wrong, some of the motivations are wrong and timeline of events. Some events are just straight up wrong or missing details like the disc saga which blows my mind because how can we call them the disc duo and not even know the events of the disc saga. There's also just missing events like Eryn and Michaelmicchill breaking into the prison, Tommy burning down Tubbo's house, Tubbo visiting Tommy in Exile (twice), Punz and Dream rushing in and killing Quackity and Fundy before the Pogtopia vs Manberg war even started presumably on Schlatt's orders since they betrayed Schlatt, Sam's and Dream's duel to protect George, Technoblade murdering George which leads to Dream talking to (just George) about dethroning him for his protection, Niki being held hostage as part of the Battle of the Lake as well as the whole reason it happened... I could go on and on from the details of the Revival Book to Tommy's original banishment, like there are so many things wrong I don't even know where to begin and I don't even know that much about every single character so I imagine there is even more wrong for them too that I'm not even aware of...
#anyways uh... not sure if you wanted like a detailed breakdown or just curious or if you wanted to fix it#or just get me to upset part of the fandom lol but uh... yeah it's to the point that I often just go to the streams for the facts#because it can't be trusted but the links provided are often helpful for a starting point to get the truth#or at least the full facts :)#dream smp#dsmp#dsmpblr#hello there#lore things
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Since I can figure out where the post cuts off now!
DSMP DREDGE AU EXPLANATION TIME
For basic info, Tommy is the fisherman, Phil is the Lighthouse keeper, Tubbo is the Shipwright, Ranboo is the dockworker, and Schlatt is the mayor, Technoblade as the fishmonger. The important one to remember is Tommy atm
Spoilers for dredge storyline below!! Please feel free to make suggestions, ask questions, anything!
This is an au of the dreamsmp characters not the CCs, if you support the CCs that are terrible people get outta here.
So for the actual storyline it will follow dredge very closely, with wilbur filling the role of the dead loved one. Tommy in his grief completely pushes all memory of him away and manages to avoid it to the point of returning to their hometown as the new fisherman. He mostly chills until the incident with the abberation happens, and I think Techno pulls out a lmanberg flag instead of a handkerchief. After this Tommy is faced with the dream smile mask as the collector, featuring the book. He’s sent to dredge up the first artifact, which I’m still figuring out.
I’m thinking the artifacts will correlate with Wilbur descending into madness, and while there isn’t an entire war in this universe I imagine a decent chunk of the events stay the same. Wilbur still runs against schlatt for mayor, and is sent to pogtopia (little marrow) under the guise of it being for a job. Tommy being the fisherman going between both lmanberg (The Marrows) and pogtopia is doing his best to support wilbur but is focused on keeping them afloat by fishing. Wilbur settles on getting schlatt back by helping Tommy fish, with the intent of essentially providing more for manberg than Schlatt can. While he and Tommy are fishing Tommy explains some superstitions and such to him, and they decide to remain the boat together since it’s now a shared job. Wilbur breaks the superstition of not keeping anything with the old name intentionally, hoping it’ll have consequences on manberg.
It doesn’t. The boat crashes on the rocks with them both on boat, and Wilbur drowns. Phil blames himself, being the lighthouse keeper on duty, but he focuses on the harm Wilbur was causing to cope. As Tommy fishes he finds notes and such from wilbur, showing his declining mental state through the whole thing.
When Tommy’s collected all the artifacts, the dream smile mask falls, revealing its Tommy’s face underneath it. In this au im leaning into the Dreamon concepts a lot of people had, and having dream exist as the monsters/supernatural effects rather than being the collector himself since I really like the reveal that the collector and fisherman are the same person.
I still need to figure out the artifacts/spots so this is stuff I gotta figure out
1) artifact by manberg and pogtopia
2) by gale cliffs, dsmp area to be determined. Notably has a sea serpent terrorizing it
3) by stellar basin (maybe snowchester? If so who replaces tubbo as shipwright), has a plant/tentacle creature you need to subdue with a machine to get the artifact
4) the mangroves (? Eggpire??) has mind suckers and an old veteran airman who helps you kill them and get the artifact
5) the volcano (Nether?) contains the blind mother fish and her little minions, fuckers. Has several cult side quests, might be better for eggpire?
Also if we wanna include pale reach and oil rig DLCs! That’s a whole can of worms.
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Oh my god it’s 1am and I’ve found the most perfect c!Technoblade song
A while ago @moltengoldveins explained their idea of 2wei’s Take the Crown as a trailer song for a movie about the Antarctic Empire, and it still lives rent-free in my head. And as I was playing that song just now, Ready For War popped up in the recommended.
And…guys.
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I don't ask why they call on me
Can't do no wrong when it's all on me
Armour over my heart full of scars on me
Globe in my palm as it falls on me
^ Techno’s mercenary years pre-SMPE
Peace, my brother
I need more than a piece, my brother
If you rolling with me, my brother
Just know we going pass the peak, my brother
And I keep my eyes on the prize so I could never see defeat, my brother
Walking the finest line between a shining knight and royalty, my brother
^ The story of Techno and Phil’s rise from outcasts to conquerors
I ain't playing but they see
I leveled up
They fed up, I don't act like I'm fed enough
Hate the game but I'm sure you can bet it's us
Can't complain but I'm sure you attempted brother, 'fess it up
^ Could be the fanon of Techno being discriminated against by his rivals
Everything that you estimate and underrate
You could say this, the latest of the greats
I always keep the statement up to date
By the way that I elevate above the ranks
^ Techno’s hypixel leaderboards legacy
On the way with the fleet
Take a seat or stay out the reach
World is mine I ain't claiming a piece
Throne is mine but I stay on my feet
Locked and loaded I pray that you get low
If you rolling I pray you don’t get cold
Is you ready for war, my brother?
^ The warrior-king leading Antarctica’s conquest
Is you ready for war, my brother?
(Ey, yeah)
Don't ask if you thinking we differ
You trash and I'm pick of the litter
I'mma spend the whole bag I'm still getting richer
Really it figures, life's a bitch but I'm intimate with her
Got hunger but I'm skipping a dinner
To give 'em the picture
^ In this part, the ‘brother’ could be Tommy, as Techno talks to him in Pogtopia. Confident in victory.
Give the mic gold, then give 'em the silver
They ain't really the winners
Long as we still in the mix
That's a real bad look, brother
Now I got 'em all shook, brother
I ain't playing by the book, brother
They'll be reading it took, brother
Soon enough we'll be understood, brother
Started doing everything I could
Now I'm doing what you can't, in case you mistook
I'm placed with grace but I can't stay put
I'm made to be self-made
^ And then ‘brother’ switches to Philza. Becoming enemies to L’Manburg; forming the Syndicate.
And make way with the fleet
Take a seat or stay out the reach
World is mine I ain’t claiming a piece
Throne is mine but I stay on my feet
Locked and loaded I pray that you get low
If you rolling I pray you don’t get cold
Is you ready for war, my brother?
^ Philza
Is you ready for war, my brother?
^ Tommy
Is you ready for war, my brother?
^ Wilbur
Is you ready for war, my brother?
^ Ranboo
Is you ready for war, my brother?
^ Niki
Is you ready for war?
^ Us. The voices.
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The Traveler
c!Technoblade x fem!reader
(I don't have time to put warning so read at your own risk I guess and this is an UNFINISHED fanfic so sowwy (:)
Word Count: 6.1k (that's a big number)
Living alone has its benefits, privacy, everything and anything is on your own time, and you don’t have to worry about anybody. At least almost anybody.
You were having some time up in your attic reading about potions, even though you’ve read that book about seven times already. You zoned out, staring off out the window. It took you a second but you came back and focused on the snow that was falling outside, you smiled at yourself knowing that you haven’t gotten fresh snow for a good couple days. Admiring the scenery, you stared off into the distance at the trees. Beautiful spruce trees, covered in white powder is something you couldn’t get enough of when you looked out from your house. In all the years you’ve lived here alone, you never took them for granted. You get up from your chair and stand in front of the window, opening up your view to the whole field of snow you had. You leaned on the window sill and closed your eyes as you felt the coldness from the glass pane kiss your face.
You grinned and opened your eyes. But as your eyes adjusted, you could see wrestling off to the side of the tree line. The tree branches tossed and turned with leaves falling from the disturbed sticks, you were eager to see what it was but you didn’t have a great view. So as fast as you could possibly go, you booked it for your ladder, sliding down and hopping over your stairs to get to your front door windows. You grabbed your bow and arrows as you flew through your room, setting up right in front of the tree that was still moving rapidly. Honestly, you weren’t scared but confused, you thought the thing was trying to get something out of the tree but what? There was no food in the spruce trees. It was very strange to you. You thought about it again and took a deep breath setting your bow and arrows down under the window. You unlocked your door and headed out onto the porch, you had your sword with you in case of an emergency.
The tree line was a great deal away from your house, 25 yards to be exact. As you slowly walked up to the forest you thought it might be your horse that had gotten lost a couple days earlier while you were hunting for rabbits in the same forest but he could have been anywhere. You got a few feet away from the forest when you heard murmuring like someone was talking to themselves so you held your ground, planting your feet in the snow and having your sword ready behind you. You hesitated to speak but then it stopped, the talking had stopped. You froze at the sound of silence, your eyes narrowed in on the trees, jolting at the slightest movement. You held your breath but your heart rate sped up, skipping a beat when a rabbit jumped out a little ways down the tree line. You focused on the place in front of you trying not to become impatient with the lack of noise. You took one step forward but a voice from beyond the trees' bold and thick vibrates your head, “Don’t.” It said. So you stopped, daring not to take another step for the sake of not knowing what’s back there. The voice speaks again but sounding softer this time, “I’m just passing through but I think I have something that’s yours.” You scrunch your eyebrow together, not really thinking of what this person might have.
You hear sticks crack and see branches move as the person steps closer towards you. You take a big breath and a single step back when you finally see what was talking to you, tall, short pink hair, and tusks. Wait, no, he’s wearing a mask but still tusks? Huge cape too, gosh he looked like royalty. You slid your sword back into its spot and straightened up, “Sorry.” Was all you could muster at the sight of him. He continued to walk out from the forest, making a path with his sword through the branches. He had a horse with him, it was walking behind him, slow and tired, it looked like it hadn’t rested in days. When the man finally got into a good spot off the tree line, he turned around and clicked his tongue, “Is this your horse?” Your horse came running out of the trees, bucking and trotting around the snow like he hasn’t seen snow in forever. You chuckled and smiled at the sight of your horse prancing around, “Oh my goodness, Rusty! Where have you been?” You glance at the man petting his horse and decide to walk over to Rusty, your horse.
When you got Rusty settled down you walked back to the man and stuck your hand out, “Thank you, sir.” He looked at your hand, finger tips red and cold from standing outside for a little too long. He took your hand and firmly shook it. His hand was warm despite it being frigid outside. You took your hand back and turned to look at your house and back to him, “This sounds odd but would you like something to eat? I just got done making some mushroom soup and I think your horse would enjoy hanging out in my barn for a little bit.” You gave him a weak smile and cocked your head. He looked over your shoulder towards your house and at the barn that was a bit farther away. He looked at his clock and finally back at you, “I don’t think so.” He started to walk off, every step going deeper into the snow. You press your lips together at his statement, “It’s the least I could do for you because you found my horse.” He shook his head and kept on walking but his horse stopped behind him. The man turned around to his horse and gave the reins a tug, signaling that he wanted to keep going but the horse had other plans. His horse turned around and walked back to you. He nudged your arm and rubbed his face against it, “How long have you guys been walking?” You tried to sound caring more than anything. He exhaled and walked to his horse, mumbling under his breath, “A day or two.” He took his horse by the reins and pulled him away from you. “Have you rested at all?” You ask, trying to look around his horse and at him. You could hear him murmuring to himself again, the same exact tone you heard earlier behind the trees. You could tell the horse was tired the moment you saw it and now questioning if he’s even rested for a straight day or two. You look at Rusty and signal him to go to the barn, he stomps his foot and trots off to the barn as you walk with the man and his horse.
“I think you would get to wherever you’re going faster if you rest for a couple hours.” You said quietly, wondering if he even heard you. It takes a couple seconds before the man stops in his tracks making the horse bump into him. The man turns around and faces you. Not prepared for you to be so close to him, he stepped back, “Fine. But when I’m done, I’m gone.” You smile and start walking to the barn.
You made a bowl for you and the man as he sat over at the table, you occasionally looked back at him sitting there very quietly. You hadn’t had another person in your house for a very long time and it felt weird but not uncomfortable. You grabbed the two bowls and took them to the table. You sat across the table from the man, you had so many questions and you didn’t know why. He probably didn’t know the answers to them anyway so you asked a more relevant question to break the silence, “So where are you traveling to?” You had looked up from your bowl but he didn’t, he kept his eyes on his bowl. Looking at it like it was going to be the last meal he was going to eat. You put your eyes back on your bowl and took a sip from your spoon, you were a little surprised, you had made the soup very good this time. You got a little excited because you got to share with someone else but you kept your cool and kept eating.
He looked up from his bowl and at you, seeing that you were eating the soup, that made him feel a little better about eating it but it was still questionable. His skepticism got in the way of him actually enjoying a meal with you, he couldn’t go anywhere without feeling like everyone was out to get him. He was looking at you longer than he should have, observing a person that he had never seen before. His eyes widened when he realized that he might have a crush on you, he immediately looked back at his bowl and started eating. He had a feeling this wouldn’t be the last time he would see you. And next time wouldn’t be an accident.
He did what he said, he was gone when he was done. You watched from your porch as he galloped away on his horse, set off down the field and into the forest again. He was gone in a blink of an eye. You felt this warmth inside you that you had never felt before, you were outside on your porch in freezing temperatures and you felt warm, you thought you were going crazy, it was so unknown to you. You walked back inside and closed the door behind you. You sighed leaning against your front door. You thought about the man and buried your face in your hands, you never got his name. You were ashamed of yourself, asking where he might be going instead of asking him what his name was. You couldn’t believe yourself. You pushed off the door and started to walk to the stairs when you saw a napkin still on the table where the both of you ate. You picked it up to throw it away in the trash but it had writing on it, you couldn’t help but read it.
The name’s Technoblade but you can call me Techno, I’m headed off to the town a few miles from your house. If you don’t mind, I'd like to stop by your house again on my way back.
You smiled at the note and walked up to your room, happier than ever.
You waited for him to come back, you were excited to see him again but got a little worried when it hit the fourth day. You tried your best not to think about it like hanging out with Rusty and moving hay bales but it was hard not to.
You were outside when you heard trotting in the distance, a big smile was plastered on your face when you saw Techno on his horse. You stopped what you were doing and walked to your porch to greet him. You took your gloves off and set them on the thick railing of the porch and crossed your arms. You grinned as he slowed down. He got off and whispered to his horse, the horse pranced around finally making its way to the barn where it found Rusty eating some hay. He took one step onto the stairs but stopped, he looked across the field from where he came from and took a second to stare. You noticed he had a little more emotion on his face than last time, he looked worried. You pressed your lips together, “What’s wrong?” You asked, taking a step down. He closed his eyes and was still facing the field, he didn’t know how to put it but he wasn’t at all worried. He turned back to you, “Nothing.” A smile tugged at his lips but never seemed to form. You nodded your head and walked into the house, he followed close behind, closing the door to not let the nice warm heat escape the house.
It was colder than usual at your house so you had the fireplace going. Techno sat in the seat he sat in the previous time, staring at the fireplace. He couldn’t tell if the heat was coming from the burning wood or his blushed cheeks. To be honest, he was also delighted to see you again and he was hoping that he could spend more time with you and not just on this occasion. He liked the company, and knew you did too but he didn’t know if you liked him. He whipped his head towards you when he heard you speak, waiting to hear that lovely voice of yours for days. “So do you have family? Brother, Sister, Father, Mother?” He was caught off guard by your question, he thought about an answer, one that wasn’t so complicated. He didn’t want to lie so he only said the basics, “A Father, a wonderful Mother, and…” he paused, you thought you heard him sniffle but it was probably you. He rubbed his chin before he finished his sentence, “And a little Brother.” You smiled at yourself, knowing he had family made him seem not so big and scary but a lovable giant. You picked up the board of bread, cooked chicken, and two wooden plates and walked over to the table sitting in the same spot as last time. You notice that he took off his big cape, exposing the rest of his figure. You thought you were prepared to see but he looked too hot. He was wearing a tight wool long sleeve making his arms seem massive, and brown wool pants that looked comfy as clouds. You didn’t know if he knew what he looked like but if he didn’t you would show him one day.
It seemed like the both of you talked for ages but when Techno checked his clock, only three hours had passed. He wanted to hit the road but he didn’t want to leave you here all alone. He was tempted to ask you if he could stay the night but his mind quickly discarded it. When you saw him check his clock you knew it was time for him to go, you got up and stacked everything. You made your way to the sink, rinsing the board and plates off. You rinsed your hands, drying them off with a towel. You started walking back to the table but Techno was already sitting on your couch watching the wood pop and sparks flying in the air. A smile tugged at your lips as you looked at him, you walked over to the couch across from him and sat down. You looked at the fire mesmerized by its light, your gaze trailed off to Techno. Your eyes met his, that made heat rush to your cheeks and your eyes widened slightly. He had taken off his mask before you guys ate but his facial feature glowed in the light of the fire, you couldn’t help but stare.
He leaned back onto the couch, putting his foot on his knee and resting his arm on the back of the couch. You had to look away before you walked over to him and kissed the living daylight out of him. You grinned as you looked down at your hands, “You’ll be traveling in the dark if you don’t leave soon.” You sounded as if you were trying to convince not only him but yourself too. He nodded and tapped his leg. He knew he had to go but he was convinced that you liked him back. He didn’t want to push it though and tapped his leg again. He got up and walked over to you. He held his hand out and waited for you to take it, “Thank you for letting me stay.” You took his hand but didn’t expect him to pull you into his arm and hold you by the waist. You were starstruck looking up at him, he was so tall and muscular, at that moment you didn’t know what to do.
Your brain froze for a second from being so close, his body was at your fingertips. But you knew better if you wanted him to at least have some sun for his travels you would have to let him be for the time being, “Anytime.” He leaned down as if to kiss you but hugged around your waist, bringing you up on your tippy toes. You hugged him back, wrapping your arms around his neck and burrowing your face into the crook of his neck. He hugged you back even tighter when you did that, moving his hand from your back to the back of your shoulder basically strapping you against him. You felt safe, that was something you didn’t feel very often but with him you were never going to get hurt. You ran your fingers through his surprisingly untangled hair, you leaned back but he held you close. You chuckled, cupping his face with your hands, “Would you like to take anything for the road?” The words of your request slipped your mind but he took notice of your ‘mistake’. He opened his eyes and looked deep into yours, if looks could kill. He tucked some hair behind your ear, “You.” Your lips curled into a soft smile and butterflies formed in your stomach. You shook your head and patted his shoulder, not believing what he said, “I meant food, Silly.” You made your way back to the kitchen and he followed you, walking incredibly quiet, “And I meant you.” You shook your head once more.
He ended up not taking food but he did take some night vision potions you had and some fire resistance. He was impressed by how many books you had of, well, everything. From potions to cooking, from ruins portals to strongholds. He had mentioned earlier that he was the boredest man alive when he was traveling through the tree because he couldn’t go fast unless he wanted to hit a tree at 35 mph. So you gave him a book of his choice because you don’t like being bored yourself and that gives him a reason to come back but to be honest he didn’t need a reason to come back to you.
It was over two weeks until you saw him again. It was a relief to see him and his horse walking out of the forest and finally getting to have time with him. You weren’t letting him leave until you got at least one kiss. You leaned on the porch watching him signal his horse off to the barn, the horse trotted away behind the house but you kept your gaze on Techno. He kept his eyes on the ground for his own reasons, walking up the stairs and finally looking at you. He looked sad but smiled anyway. You smiled back at him as you cocked your head, tilting up when he got close to you. You blinked at him, you would never get used to his massive stature, you were tiny compared to him and you think he liked it. He moved some hair out of your face and behind your ear. He glided his thumb across the skin of your cheek, you were cold and hot at the same time. You closed your eyes as you melted into his touch, “We should get inside.” Your voice soft and shy. He was taken aback with the sudden change of appearance, he nodded and let you lead the way with his hand on your back.
You went to the kitchen as usual but he followed this time. He hung his cape and mask up and walked over to the counter that you weren’t using and leaned against it. Your back was turned to him but you knew he was staring, tracing your body with curiosity and affection. A slight smile appeared on his face as you turned to give him a bowl of beetroot soup, your shocked expression came across your face when your eyes met his. And it didn’t help when you saw his smile get bigger, his canines showing and his hands on the counter. You raised the bowl to him and he took it, sipping on it as he looked at you. You didn’t know what to make of it, you stood there quite flabbergasted and he liked every moment of it. You stepped closer to him and leaned against the same counter he was, you finally felt ok to eat. You didn’t if you were uncomfortable with it or if it was just awkward to you but it didn’t matter because you snuggled next to him and he wrapped his arm around your shoulders. He rubbed your arm and took a sip from his bowl. The both of you sat in silence for a while before speaking, enjoying each other's company.
You guys had a few things in common, like you both lived alone, you both lived in snowy areas, and you both liked reading. Not much but it was enough to get on topics you could talk about for hours. You and Techno were sitting across each other on the couch, the fire going ablaze and your conversation getting hotter by the minute. You felt the tension between you and him but you were nervous, you didn’t know how he was going to respond so you stayed put, holding your tongue every time you thought your remark was too much.
He saw how jittery you were and wanted to make sure you were ok, “How long has it been since you’ve had someone else in your house?” He leaned forward his elbows on his knees, your mouth parted slightly at the sight but you were brought back instantly, thinking about his question for a moment. You messed with your fingers as you spoke, “Honestly I can’t remember the last time I had company other than you in my home…” you trailed off, your gaze landed on the very bright fire, dancing in the fireplace. You had the sudden urge to cry, tears filled your eyes and you didn’t know why. You quickly rubbed your eyes and face, trying to remove any evidence of sadness off. You felt the couch shift and strong arms wrap around your shoulders, big hands softly rubbing up and down your back. He was unbelievably soft to the touch, he wasn’t scary at all to be clear, someone couldn’t be any further from the truth if they said he was scary. Sure, he was humongous and built like a spruce tree but that wasn’t even close to his heart, he cared, he cared about you. He had one leg on the couch and one foot on the ground, you moved in between his legs and leaned against his chest. It didn’t seem like he was phased but he was, but not because you were close to you know what but because you were so small, you fit perfectly between his legs and he couldn’t get enough of it. He wrapped his arms around your waist and pulled you as close as possible which was actually quite close but you didn’t care. You settled into him and held onto his arms, you couldn’t believe how thick his forearms were so you stared at them as you tried to calm down.
He couldn’t help but think that it was his fault that you started crying. He nuzzled into the crook of your neck and whispered, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry.” He nuzzled even further into your neck to hide his flushed face. You chuckled lightly, “No…no, you didn’t make me cry.” You brought your hand up to his hair and ran your fingers through it. He chuckled and came out of his hiding place, resting his chin on your head for a second. You looked up at him and gave him a soft smile, he cocked his head and smiled back. You moved your hand down to his jaw and gave his lips a couple glances. He took notice and cupped your cheeks with a free hand, wiping a tear that had escaped from your eye. He examined your face and gave your forehead a gentle kiss. You looked up at him with pure fondness, you didn’t kiss him, it wasn’t time but maybe you should have because before you know it someone’s knocking on your door.
You looked at the door shocked, almost scared. You never get visitors, never. This was frightening. You look at Techno, he saw how scared you were and told you to either not move or go up to your room and see if you can see anything. You nodded and quietly sprinted up the stairs, finding your bow and arrows and peered out the window. You had a perfect view but the porch was covered by the awning. You saw no horse standing out in the snow so you were confused by how anyone could get to your house from anywhere if this person didn’t have a horse. You sat up there, waiting for absolutely anything, then you heard Techno open the door.
Techno watched as you ran up the stairs making sure you got up before he pulled anything out. He was silent, not making a sound whatsoever, he picked up his cape and satchel from the bench next to the front door and pulled out his sword. He looked through the window next to the door, being as stealthy as possible. How could he miss the guy standing outside? It was the last person he ever wanted to see, especially at your house. It was like seeing a ghost, this guy was thought to be dead but he was standing right outside the front door. He took a deep breath and gripped his sword behind his back. He put on his mask and opened the door slowly. “Hi.” The man spoke as if he was waiting for this moment his whole life. He had a huge scar across his eye that the one and only Technoblade had given him not so long ago. Techno held the blade by his side to show that he wasn’t messing around. “Oh come on, Techno. I’m just here to chat. Nothing more should happen unless you decide to be difficult.” Techno narrowed his eyes and scanned the man, he trusted him once but after what happened, after he tried to execute him, it would be the last time he could ever trust that man again. Techno stepped out onto the porch, appearing much taller than said man, “What do you want, Quackity?” Quackity grinned looking all around the porch, the floor, the walls, the windows. He sighed, “Techno, you know how it goes- I find you…I kill you.”
You stared at the tree line, questioning if this person had more people with them. You could hear muffled conversation, a short conversation, from downstairs. You slowly opened your window to pull your bow back, ready for some action. You stepped back to be more in the room, hidden in the dark shadows. Straight away you saw movement in the trees and pulled back all the way. You saw a person, who seemed to be taller than Techno, walk out of the forest holding an axe. Then right after him was another person, shorter than the one before, holding a crossbow already loaded and pointed at the porch. You had multi-shot on your bow so this was a piece of cake, it seemed as if time slowed to a snail’s pace. Your eyes jolted around the treeline, no one else was coming, you could feel it so you lined up for a shot but they dropped their weapons.
Two guys emerged out of the trees, one after another. One holding an axe and one holding a loaded crossbow. Techno chuckled at their gesture, “You really think you can kill me, after you failed to do it the first time.” He steadily raised his sword, resting it on Quackity’s chestplate, “Put it down Tubbo.” He said looking over Quackity’s shoulder, “You too Ranboo.” They only gripped their weapons tighter, eager to get a hit but knew they had to wait for the signal. Techno breathed out in disappointment, he really thought after everything they’ve been through he would put it down, for him. Techno leaned down to Quackity’s ear, “I can kill all three of you in a heartbeat.” Quackity gulped as Techno leaned back, straightening up he let the tip of his sword drop to the ground. Making quite a loud thud but surprisingly you didn’t hear it. Techno glanced at all three of them knowing they weren’t leaving until he was finally dead, “Fine. One last fight. But first let's get even, you take off your armor and I’ll take off mine and we’ll only use swords.” Quackity stared at Techno for a second to see if he was kidding but he was not. He turned around and gestured to lower their weapons, they dropped the weapons in the snow. The axe sank lower than the crossbow into the fresh blanket of snow that came that morning. Techno watched as they threw the weapons, taking a breath as a sigh of satisfaction. Techno and Quackity took off their armor at the same time, not breaking eye contact from one another. An evil grin appeared on Quackity’s face, “You’ll be lucky if you even get a scratch on me.” He threw a right hook to Techno but it couldn’t compare to his reflexes as he caught the punch and twisted around to his back, making him walk towards the porch stairs as Techno’s sword was held across his neck. They got to the first step of the stairs, Tubbo picked up his crossbow but it was too late, an arrow went straight for his shoulder, sending him to the ground. Ranboo looked up to see where the arrow came from but he saw nothing but an empty window, he went for the crossbow hoping to grab it before the next shot came but another arrow went right through his forearm. It sent a shock of pain through his arm up his shoulder making him wince and grip where the arrow was. Techno pressed his lips together, “See, told you I could kill all three.” Quackity stared at the aching bodies in the snow, “Well where’s the third one?” His breathing was now heavy, probably from adrenaline and the lack of heat running through his body. Techno shook his head and pushed Quackity into the soft snow, “I was going to spare you but I guess I’ll have to put another scar on you for you to understand.” As Techno talked he took a small step down the stairs, one after another after another and after another, making each second more painful than the last. Until he was standing over Quackity with his sword in his face, waiting for him to make the last snarky remark he would ever make for the rest of his life.
After shooting a couple shots, you saw a man fly down the stairs of your porch into the snow. Techno walked down the stairs, talking while he was taking steps, finally getting to the man and looking down at him with the sword in the man’s face. You had your bow ready for another shot, ready to take it whenever. You saw Techno kneel down to the man, gliding the sword not even an inch over his skin. Your eye caught the guy with the crossbow, trying to take a shot again. You fired and missed by a centimeter, as you quickly grabbed another arrow you heard someone gasp in pain. Pulling back and firing again. You sent the arrow straight through the guy’s other shoulder, he poofed into thin air before he hit the ground.
Techno knelt down to the ground and glided the sword across Quackity’s face, “You can avoid all pain if you leave right now.” Two arrows were fired, one missing and one hitting Techno’s right peck, he hummed in pain trying to keep his noise level to a zero. There was a moment before another arrow was fired hitting Tubbo and sending him back to respawn, wherever that may be. Quackity looked to see who was shot, his eyes widening when he only saw Ranboo. He looked back at Techno, who was trying to stop the bleeding, he looked up past his shoulder and saw you standing in the window with your bow pulled back aiming at him. He tried to squirm out from under Techno but he pierced Quackity’s leg before he could get away, “Finish him!” Techno yelled, knowing you were up at the window. You breathed out and let go of the arrow, it went flying straight for him, penetrating him and he was gone in a cloud of dust with only a blood stain left behind in the white snow. Techno was unbalanced and dizzy from losing blood. Stumbling to get up, he used his sword as a cane to help him. He looked up at Ranboo, “Go. It would be a waste of your time to try and fight me.” Ranboo honestly didn’t know what to do, he could either fight and die or run and hide. And he chose the better option. Run and hide. He disappeared back into the woods and ran for his life.
You ran out to Techno to help him get up the stairs, he was slow but ‘stable’ as you took off his mask. You got him inside, setting him on the ground with a pillow to rest his head. You laid him down on the floor and took a look at him, it didn’t hit anything severe which was great. You moved some hair out of his face and slid your hand to his neck, “You’re going to be fine.” He nodded and let out a light cough. You got up and ran to your kitchen, grabbed your box of potions and pulled out regeneration and healing potions. You also grabbed a bunch of bandages from your box and quickly get back to Techno. You set all the bottles down and gave it to him one by one, you could already see he wasn’t so tense anymore. You asked him if he could take off his shirt, for medical reasons, and he said yes but he also told you that this wasn’t the only way to ask him if he could take it off. You scoffed and helped him take the shirt off. He was more handsome than you could ever imagine, his pecs were huge, his shoulders also huge and those light abs. You blinked away the images and carefully pulled the arrow out, you tried your best to be soft but it was an arrow. You swiftly wrap him up in the white bandage, applying all your pressure to the wound so it would stop bleeding.
When you were done, he took your hand. His touch was gentle as he ran his thumb up and down the back of your hand. His hand was cold for once, it felt like you were holding ice that was never going to melt away. You put your hand under his, raising it up and rubbing it against your cheek. He looked at you with love in his eyes, “Thank you.” He gave you a small smile and you smiled back. You set his hand down beside him and leaned down, giving him a kiss on the forehead. He leaned into the kiss wanting you to stay there for a little longer. You gave him a couple more kisses on the forehead before resting against his. You moved more strands of hair off his forehead as you spoke, “You need to rest.” He looked up at you, lightly gliding his fingers up and down your arm. He nodded and you nodded as well, you got up to go make something to eat but he held onto you. You looked back at him concerned but he had a smirk on his face, “Stay with me.”
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All’s Fair (In Love and Succession)
Info on my DSMP fic: “Alls Fair (In Love and Succession)” which will be put on Wattpad. I might put it on Ao3 later. (My Wattpad is @Louis_Investigates)
the four kingdoms
⛰️L’Manburg⛰️
ruled by: King Philza and Queen Kristen Minecraft
Crown Prince: William (Wilbur) Minecraft
Other Royalty: Ex-Crown Prince Technoblade and Prince Tommyinnit
Other Members: JSchlatt (councilman), Tubbo (Jschlatt’s son), Fundy (scribe and advisor to the Crown Prince), Niki (knight and court baker), Jack (knight, specifically the youngest princes royal guard).
Resources/Geography:
-L’Manburg is strategically placed and has military advantage in the fact that the kingdom is entirely surrounded by the Crownspine mountains. The capital is Brighthollow.
- resources include:
Exports: metals such as iron and steel. As well as minerals like coal and redstone. Swords and other military equipment. High end academic materials (parchment, quills books etc).
Imports: spices from Kinoko, sugar from SMP, gems and luxury from Las Nevadas.
🍄Kinoko Kingdom🍄
ruled by: Kings Bad and Skeppy Halo
Crown Prince: Prince Sapnap Halo
Other Royalty: Future Prince Consort Karl Jacobs. Sapnap’s to be husband.
Other Members: Eret (Royal Advisor), Callahan (Court Seer), HBomb (aristocrat), Hannahxxrose (Head of Royal Garden). Karl Jacobs (Clock Keeper, to-be Prince Consort)
Resources/Geography:
-Kinoko Kingdom lies west of L’Manburg. And is a kingdom rooted in magic and nature. With impossibly tall forests, millions of mushrooms, and magic in every leaf. Kinoko is a valuable ally and a strong kingdom. If not a little carefree. The capital is Mycelia-by-the-Sea.
- resources include:
Exports: magical herbs, potions, and medicines (some kingdoms have stricter regulations on these than others), spices, truffles, wine, art, enchanted jewelry/armor, silk, bardic instruments.
Imports: metal and armor from L’Manburg, Naval lumber and fish from S.M.P, luxury gemstones and cloth from Las Nevadas.
🏴☠️Sanctuary of Maritime Prosperity (S.M.P)🏴☠️
ruled by: Queen/Captain Puffy Gamers
Crown Prince: Prince Foolish Gamers
Other Royalty: Prince Dream, Their Royal Highness (I couldn’t find a gender neutral term for Prince/princess that I liked lol) Ranboo, Punz (not royalty but is an ally of Dream and a valued mercenary), Prince Consort George of Las Nevadas (Dream’s Husband)
Other Members: Aimsey (court jester and Their Royal Highness’s best friend), Connor (Naval chief, second in command to the Queen in naval office)
Resources/Geography:
-the S.M.P is an archipelago that lies south of the mainland three kingdoms, sharing a border with all three. Being an island nation has led to border disputes over land however. This kingdom is heavily reliant on the ocean and their immense naval power. Capital is Aftwatch.
- resources include:
Exports: ships, sails, ropes, other naval tech, sugar, pearls, sea glass, salt, fish, seaweed, and ink.
Imports: weapons from L’Manburg, gold and emeralds from Las Nevadas, citrus and other fruits, as well as wine and artifacts from Kinoko, wool and leather from L’Manburg.
🎰Las Nevadas🎰
ruled by: Kings Awesamdude and Ponk NotFound
Crown Prince: Prince George NotFound
Other Royalty: Prince Quackity, Prince Consort Dream of the S.M.P
Other Members: Purpled (crown mercenary), Slimecicle (Court Alchemist).
Resources/Geography:
-Las Nevadas is to the east of the Crownspine mountains, casting it in a rain shadow-which results in a barren, desert like landscape. The capital-Vega’s Crown-is rich in cheap luck spells and love potions. The city-and kingdom as a whole-is built on its growing economy.
- resources include:
Exports: luxury gemstones and gold from the plateaus, silk, dyes, extravagant clothing/jewelry, magical entertainment (illusion boxes, love spells etc)
Imports: fine weaponry, coal and redstone from L’Manburg, rare potions and spices from Kinoko, sugar and naval supplies from the S.M.P
I THINK THATS IT OMG
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I reinstalled tumblr just to share some of the fluff that my brain generates when reading your work. ;P
Ideas:
-Comparing the timeline of Tubbo feeling safe vs. Tommy's speed run.
-someone /beginning/ to formally document the ways the heros failed the kids in general, and how Dream failed Tommy specifically (the whole process is probably a main fic subplot)
-near encounters with Ranboo
-general tutoring lessons
-a trip to a city that isn't L'manburg.
-it being cold enough for Tubbo to push caution aside and let an adult hold him to stay warm. (Heater broken and they have to wait for a discreet technician?)
I only chose to do one of these for now. Mostly because a lot of them I don't see fitting. I will explain a bit about each.
-Comparing the timeline of Tubbo feeling safe vs. Tommy's speed run.
We probably need to wait until at least after the sequel for this timeline since Tubbo still does not trust Phil by the epilogue of omsootp
-someone /beginning/ to formally document the ways the heros failed the kids in general, and how Dream failed Tommy specifically (the whole process is probably a main fic subplot)
I'm not 100% sure what I'd write for this sorry!
-near encounters with Ranboo
Just wait for the sequel. ;)
-a trip to a city that isn't L'manburg.
They would probably not go to another city over the time that osaat occurs. Most actual cities are pretty far away (and Tommy is annoying just going to "The Museum") We will touch on this a bit during a midquel for the sequel!
-it being cold enough for Tubbo to push caution aside and let an adult hold him to stay warm. (Heater broken and they have to wait for a discreet technician?)
Tubbo would literally rather perish during the osaat timeline. Also there are lava lakes under the house that they use to power the generators. (idk how this would work, but this world is built off of minecraft logic) If the heater broke in the house, they could just go downstairs nearish the lava lakes.
So, we will be talking about
-general tutoring lessons
(Otherwise known as, no, Techno, please, don't pavlovian the children with pumpkin seeds)
Also, note that I don't have a lot of experience teaching people to read, especially almost adult people and ones with dyslexia. To be fair, neither does Techno, and he's trying his best. If anything seems very wrong, I do apologize.
“This is Tahoma,” Techno said, placing a sheet of printer paper on the desk in front of Tubbo. Tubbo glared up at Techno like Techno had just killed his first-born child. A few months ago, Techno would have been anticipating a tree branch busting into their home “library” and through Techno’s chest. But “murderous” just happened to be Tubbo’s default slightly cranky expression. He was only actually pissed when his face went blank. So, Techno just patted him on the head. “Have fun. Let me know what you think.”
Tubbo grumbled something spiteful under his breath, but the kid didn’t have to be here. Yet, here he was. Techno turned away from him.
Tommy was, as expected, slumped in the old bean bag chair. He looked comfortable even though his “chair” inched closer to being a rug every time it was used. “What about you?” Techno asked.
Tommy raised his arm up, his hand holding a thin book aloft as though in victory. “Finished it.”
“And what did you think?” Technoblade asked, taking it from him.
“Peter Pan’s a dick.”
Techno nodded. “An accurate literary analysis.” He handed Tommy a sheet of printer paper as well, though his was in Times New Roman. “You know what to do with this by now.”
“Yeah, yeah,” Tommy said, taking the sheet and attaching it to a clipboard. He picked up the dictionary he’d stored on the shelf next to him and opened it to look up the first vocabulary word on the page.
His handwriting really was atrocious, Techno thought as he began to write out the first definition. It was perhaps even worse than Tubbo’s (which was saying something), but it had gotten more legible as time had passed.
Tubbo was mouthing the words of his short story as he read. He didn’t like Techno hovering over him, so Techno took a seat in a spare desk chair next to Tommy’s beanbag chair. It was mostly quiet for a few minutes. Techno watched Tommy slowly fill out his vocab sheet. (Tommy was the opposite of Tubbo; he didn’t mind Techno watching him work.)
“Done,” Tubbo eventually said.
“Cool,” Techno said, standing up to move back over to the desk. He grabbed an old iPod and scrolled to the right file. “Here’s the audio version.” Tubbo accepted the iPod and the headphones but looked up at him expectantly. Techno put a handful of roasted pumpkin seeds in a bowl next to him. Satisfied, Tubbo began the audio file, eyes dutifully on the piece of paper while he reached for a pumpkin seed.
Techno did not know if bribing children with pumpkin seeds was an approved method of teaching them to read, but it seemed to soothe Tubbo’s resentment about being asked to read the same thing multiple times.
Speaking of, Tommy had finished his vocab sheet at this point. Techno handed him his laptop so he could type up the sentences he’d just written down. (This was partially so Tommy got more experience typing and was partially so Techno could actually read the sentences he made up for every vocab word.) Tommy also got a handful of pumpkin seeds so he wouldn’t complain about having to write his sentences a second time.
They continued to work in silence for a bit more (well, silence except for the pumpkin seed chewing). Techno eventually handed Tubbo a reading comprehension worksheet for the short story he’d read before moving on to grading the vocab sheet Tommy had filled out and making him correct a few sentences that didn’t make sense. Each child got another handful of pumpkin seeds at this point.
Tommy finished his vocab sheet corrections before Tubbo finished his worksheet and was rewarded with more pumpkin seeds. Then, Techno helped him pick out a new book to read. After a few minutes of deliberation, he ended up with The Wizard of Oz.
Tommy started the new book silently while Techno talked through the reading comprehension worksheet with Tubbo. They went over what he’d gotten wrong and what he’d gotten right. For the ones that were wrong, Techno had him go back through the story and highlight where he could find the correct answer. He only struggled with a few of the corrections and was able to fix them with some prompting from Techno. (He only looked semi-murderous while doing so.) Techno gave him another handful of pumpkin seeds once they were done.
Once he knew Tubbo was done with his reading, Tommy instantly became more talkative, giving a running commentary on what was happening in the book he was reading every few lines while Tubbo finished eating his pumpkin seeds.
“How was Tahoma?” Techno asked Tubbo.
“Shit,” Tubbo said instantly, but then seemed to think about it for a moment more, “but better than Calibri.”
“Good to know,” Techno said, making a mental note of that for next time. He also made a mental note to get some more pumpkin seeds.
Five Years Later:
Tubbo: (Reads a billboard on a road trip)
Tubbo: Why am I craving seeds?
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Hello, I am here for my pamphlet
Thank you for coming to my essay of why c!Drunz is a really fun ship and you should ship it too. With a heavy Punz focus for the uninitiated. This took too long
It's below a cut because I said a lot, but I hope you enjoy it. I liked a lot of the posts I had in mind by writing this and I'll be making sure to reblog them tagged "#heelie sources" in the coming hours or days. Also note: all/most of this can also be taken as just general Staged Duo propaganda
Punz was always protective of Dream
Punz was always protective of Dream. Saying "don't touch dream" in one particular clip while chasing several people. Killing Tommy to get Dream's stuff back. It happened so early relative to the most of their relationship development. They were just always that protective! It's cute, especially if you conceptualize this as Punz having a crush on Dream? Or at the very least having some motivation to want to be a little more personal for him.
Dream always paid Punz to be on his side from the start
It would be easier to list the number of conflicts they were on opposing sides than the ones they were on the same side of. Just because there are less of them. They've been on the same side for the bulk of the server's existence. That's Dream's emotional support murderer for hire. Punz will always fill the gaps that Dream leaves. They genuinely just work well together. Very basic start to them. But that's okay, there's a lot to go from here.
Folx is it gay to torture two men on your quest to understand the secrets of the universe
Like really the first thing that really convinced me they might be a little more than friends. Dream wanted to test the revive book on Phil at first and Punz redirected him to two people they could test on without getting themselves literally murdered by Technoblade. So they went to Vikstar and Lazarbeam and took all of their canon lives. And then revived them over and over again to test the limits of the revivebook. That's insane? First of all. Very interesting boys night out. Second of all not only did Dream trust Punz enough to show them this, but I cannot emphasize enough how not normal I think most people could be after doing something like that together. Even if it's purely scientific I think that would have to do something to the way you see each other and I think it just made them gayer.
Punz was willing to lie to literally everyone for so long about their loyalty to Dream
Punz started lying to everyone around Doomsday. As part of the plan of course. Have you ever maintained a lie for a really long time? It's difficult. That's the kind of lie that really gets in the way of the connections you can have. That's a kind of lie that keeps you lying to people consistently. Even if other people trust you, it can be a lot to keep track of to help maintain their suspension of disbelief. Even if you're lying for your own safety, which mind you they were! I think that's even harder. But they did it and they stayed working for him and at this point it wasn't just for money. We know that. It was for friendship. Maybe more?
Dream cut off his only friend for Punz's safety
Explicitly this happened for safety reasons. Dream KNEW people were turning against him and had Punz "switch sides" to keep them safe. Dream said Punz was the only friend he had left. So they had to part ways because of revivebook reasons but also if anyone knew they were on the same team Punz would get hurt and I also believe Dream just didn't want to see Punz in more danger. This was NOT a little plan either. This was complex. Dream was the one to suggest it and there's a lot you can say about this as a whole. Dreblr has essays on it. He's mentally ill.
The communication issues but loyalty regardless
This really starts to kick in around their separation. They don't communicate super clearly especially after separation but some of it really feels like a "these guys are both trying so hard to keep the professional distance but they're gay and won't talk about it" vibe that results in some really good fanfiction tones. It's a mess. They're a mess. At the end of the dream smp they're in some ways not even fully on the same page because of their separation. Punz is the plan. I talk more about criticism later but they're both fucking awful at communicating sometimes. That's tragedy and a bit of a rushed/unsatisfactory ending for you.
Their excitement seeing each other again after prison
They just genuinely sounded so happy and it was a good moment. I rewatch it sometimes just because I loved them. It was genuinely one of the moments that made it feel like they really were friends now. Like there was something that wasn't just a transactional relationship posing as something else with little support.
Folx is it gay to kill each other to understand the secrets of the universe
Yeah they didn't stop at just killing two other people. They explicitly tested it on other people. Then they explicitly tested it on themselves. At least once, because Punz said their limbo sucked. I wouldn't be surprised if it were multiple times. That also means at some point Punz had to lose 2 other canon lives. Dream lost his getting locked up so this had to have happend after prison logically. But at least Dream became extremely desensitized to dying in the first place and tbh I think Punz is probably the same. I think they took turns. I think they kissed about it too. I have tried to write this without making it extremely homoerotic multiple times over the years, but I've never succeeded. I don't know if most people could write this in a way that couldn't easily end with them getting weird complexes. Or dating.
Punz getting mad at Purpled for not believing Dream was tortured. Also Dream trusted Punz with that
Punz got mad. Like genuinely mad! It's great like he's trying to get Purpled on his side but also not admit to really being on the same side as Dream. It's a great interaction. I just also love that Dream did trust Punz with the knowledge of what all happened to him. That can take a lot of vulnerability and likely wouldn't be easy to talk about it. Punz believed him and felt angry about it. I hope Dream got so validated by Punz's belief in him
Folx is it gay to DIE STANDING BY YOUR LOYALTY TO A GUY?
No attachment guys but one of the things Punz says with the most emphasis during the ending is that Dream is their friend and it's no longer about the money. They die standing by Dream in the end, because Dream is their friend. Like yeah totally you're just friends. Dying to a nuke beside the man who you betrayed everyone else for.
Some reasonable criticism of c!Punz from other people because I'm Biased and Wordy
I've seen a lot of character criticsm of Punz and I do get it. He didn't stop Dream from locking himself in a prison and getting tormented for pretty much the unforeseeable future. A lot of people have even been saying he enabled Dream and I'm not even gonna say that's wrong. Punz is deeply self centered, follows money, and didn't stop Dream. Punz lied and betrayed everyone who trusted him except for Dream. Punz was motivated by his own desire to know and understand things, to the point of looking down on others. I think Punz isn't a good person, at the end of the day.
And frankly, I love most of that. I think it makes Punz a very interesting character. I also think if i had more brain power I could give some really cool analysis of all of that and craft a lot of theories around it and I do take into mind a lot when writing Punz. The criticism of Punz's side of staged duo is super valid too and I've read a lot of criticism of that I genuinely took and adjusted my view of the character because of.
I get a little heavy here be warned
But, as someone who has had very severe psychological episodes with paranoia I will say: Sometimes when someone is so deep in a mental health episode? All you can do is harm reduction. And sometimes all you can do is leave. Helping someone to the point of your own harm is heroic, but never a recommendation or requirement. Medical professionals do their best not to, and they would be the best equipped to handle those situations. We don't see much of their interactions. We don't know how much Punz tried, but as I pointed out earlier? Punz did clearly did notice something as too dangerous and redirect to something safer. We don't know what Punz would have been able to do. We don't know a lot of things. PUNZ TOTALLY COULD HAVE DONE MORE, but we don't know the whole story and this can be way more nuanced.
End heavy talk
Some fun notes about why c!Punz is my under appreciated little guy of all time
Canon gender isn't real. It doesn't exist. We were told to go nuts. The world is your gender oyster with them.
You can so easily extrapolate that Punz as a member of the church of Prime is in part getting their religious beliefs validated, and also one of their religious figures look like Dream? That's fun. There's so much to do with that.
Punz gave Tubbo his first bee. Tubbo might be bee boy, but Punz is bee royalty
Some of my headcanons, as propaganda:
Agender amab. Generally sex/gender assigned at birth isn't something I care about but I like having visible amab nonbinary representation. There just isn't a lot of that and I selfishly request some
SO DOG CODED. C!Punz is so dog coded to me. I have made some really killer mood boards with dog imagery for Punz. This is really nothing but it makes me happy
I write Punz as having had a very disenfranchised upbringing because of very specific reasons that involve being in pagan circles and getting really tired of watching privileged white men play god. Please give me something that isn't privileged white men playing god.
So yeah that's the Punz focused Drunz pamphlet. Sorry it took me so long. I had a family emergency but we Gucci now
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Two kingdoms au (mcd, human sacrifice, a little gore)
Techno is the younger prince of the kingdom of Hypixel. The kingdom has been at war with the neighboring kingdom of Hardcore for as long as Techno can remember.
Unfortunately, this means that Techno never met his father or older brother, as they were busy with the war effort.
Techno was raised by the castle staff. He still had the best education in books and swords.
When Techno is eleven, word comes that peace has been negotiated.
There’s only one problem: the kingdom of Hardcore worships the goddess of death, and any peace treaty must be sealed with the death of a member of the ruling side’s ruling family.
And Techno is expendable.
The reasoning makes sense, Techno is neither the King nor the Crown Prince. But it still hurts.
Techno is sent with a delegation to Hardcore. He wants to run, but he knows what the consequences will be for his people if he does. So he stays.
On the journey, Techno hears the delegates talking about him. Some seem sympathetic, but the others warn them not to get too close, because Techno is destined to die on Lady Death’s alter.
None of the castle staff are part of the delegation, and Techno is alone.
They arrive at the castle of the king of Hardcore. The staff is polite. The accommodations are nice. Techno has a very nice set of rooms all to himself.
The next day a knock comes on Techno’s door.
The door is opened to reveal the ruler of Hardcore himself, Philza, politely asking to come in.
Philza has come to explain the ritual that will seal the peace treaty. It will take place on the goddess’s holy day in two weeks time. The participant MUST be willing. Is Technoblade willing? He asks, is he sure? He is not being forced?
Techno is scared, but he is willing.
For some reason, Philza looks sad at the answer.
Every afternoon following the initial visit, Philza comes to see Technoblade. They talk or walk through the palace or the gardens or spar or read in the royal library.
It makes the days bearable.
Two days before the ceremony, Techno turns twelve. Philza brings a short novel as a gift and a cake to share. Techno finishes the book the next morning.
The afternoon before the ceremony, Techno asks if his father or brother will be there. They chose not to attend.
Techno looses his grip on his emotions and sobs in Philza’s arms.
Philza promises Techno that he will be with him the whole time, and that it will not hurt. Philza promises that the goddess is kind.
The promises are the only thing keeping Techno together.
The next morning Philza offers Techno tea made with a single petal from one of the goddess’s sacred flowers.
The tea tastes… cold. Philza does not drink.
The next part is usually done with the sacrifice’s closest family and friends, but Techno’s family is not here.
It is Philza who helps Techno bathe and dress, and it is Philza who gently takes Techno’s hand and walks him down the isle of the church of Lady Death to the altar, like a father about to give away his daughter to her betrothed.
Philza lays Techno down on the alter, his hand brushing Techno’s hair back and out of his face before moving to be a steadying grip on Techno’s shoulder.
Philza addresses all the people Techno does not know and Techno studies the design on the ceiling.
Techno already knows the words.
The speech comes to an end.
Phil’s hands shift to rest gently on Techno’s chest. Techno closes his eyes, silent tears escaping.
It seems that Philza’s first two promises to him held true as there was no pain when Philza’s fingers dug into Techno’s chest and pried back his ribs.
It felt odd with Philza’s hands inside his chest, gently gripping his heart like a precious thing.
Now Techno was somewhere else, cradled in the arms of the woman Philza had described to him. It was over, but even now Techno could still feel Philza’s hands holding his heart.
Everytime I tried to post this one, I had to just lay down and cry for a bit. It broke my heart (in a good way). And they way you explain the dread of the inevitable sacrifice just CRUSHES MY SOUL (in a good way)
Crying again 😢😢😢😢💚💚💚💚
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No. 20: “People don’t change people, time does.”
Blanket | Found Family | “You will regret touching them.”
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“Careful, it’s hot.” Philza passed Dream a cup of tea, who took it cautiously. Dream wrapped his hands around the cup; his hands were cold and the cup was warm. It was nice. “It went well, mates?”
“We got everything we wanted done, so I’d say yeah, it did,” Technoblade answered, hanging his cape up on a hook.
Punz scoffed, rolling their eyes. “You don’t say, Technoblade.” They looked back at Phil and Dream. “I mean, he’s dead now and the whole place’s burnt to the ground. It’s taken care of.”
Niki smiled at the two of them brightly. “It’s safe to say we won’t have to worry about them anymore, right?” she asked, sitting down on the couch and narrowly avoiding sitting on Dream’s toes.
“Thanks, guys.” Dream knew they wanted him to say that, and he didn’t want to disappoint them. “Like, that’s great, thank you, but did you have to do that–”
“He hurt you,” Techno interrupted. “Quackity hurt you, and we needed to make sure that he would regret that.”
“Exactly,” Punz acquiesced. “We might not of had to do that, but we fucking wanted to, Dream.” (“My poor monetization,” Techno grumbled.) “He deserved it, and there needs to be consequences sometimes or everyone’s going to be running around doing whatever the hell they want.”
“I can’t speak for everyone here, but I think it’s safe to say that we care about you, and, uh, we don’t like people we care about getting cut up by people we don’t,” Ranboo volunteered from where he was hovering.
(Phil offered Punz a cup of tea as well, and they took it. “Thanks.” The mercenary pulled out a chair and settled down)
“I couldn’t of said it better myself,” Techno agreed, and Ranboo puffed up a little bit at the approval. “We care, Dream. Even if you don’t want to admit it, it’s the truth.”
“Uh-huh.” Niki smiled over at Dream. “We care, and that’s the important thing here. We’re family at this point.”
“You have a point there,” Techno commented. “A very good point.” He glanced over a Dream. “You hear that? You’re never gettin’ rid of us.”
“Nope,” Punz remarked, smiling crookedly. “Not even this ‘until death’ shit. We all know that’s stupid.”
Dream rolled his eyes. “You know that I’m the necromancer here, right? I could just, like, not bring you back.”
(He and Punz still hadn’t told the rest of the Syndicate about the Revival Book situation. They didn’t need to know about it. It would just invite too many questions)
“I think it’s a bit late for that, mate,” Phil told him, smiling faintly. “You wouldn’t still be here if that was actually a possibility.”
“Fine, fine,” Dream compromised. “I’ll stop. I’d totally bring all of you guys back if you died.”
“Good to know. Now I don’t have to worry about losing any of my lives,” Technoblade joked. “I can do as much stupid stuff as I want now.”
Dream glared at him. “That’s not what I said, Techno.”
“It basically is,” Punz responded. “Also, there seems to be a bit of double standard there, you know, considering the fact that you literally locked yourself up in prison.”
Niki grimaced. “Not your greatest moment, was it?”
“Let’s not talk about it right now. Doesn’t matter.” Dream really didn’t want to talk about that right now. (Or ever, really)
“Thanks, I guess.” Dream pulled the blanket tighter around himself. He wanted to just make sure about one thing, but it would be showing vulnerability, opening himself up to admitting that he cared and getting hurt…
“Just checking but…you’re not going to leave, right?”
“Of course not, Dream. You’re one of us now. Yes, yes, I said it chat, you can stop screaming now.” Techno rolled his eyes but sobered up quickly. “You’re family, Dream.”
#whumptober2023#no.20#blanket#found family#“you will regret touching them”#dsmp#fic#c!dream#c!techno#c!phil#c!niki#c!punz#c!ranboo#rivals duo#the syndicate#staged duo#endersmile
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Hi veyette!! How are you?? Haven't seen you in a while! I'm going around leaving a few asks to people hehe rn
What duo or character from the dsmp do you think gets underused for stories?? Like what person deserves to have bigger roles in stories and get appreciated more??
I wish you a lovely day :D!
Hi ! Yes indeed it's been a while, glad to know you're well :D Congrats on the dsmpfairytale art and the Dreblr Gen Big Bang, it was really good works (if a reader likes c!rivalsduo and zombie apocalypse, go for it !) (It isn't shameless promotion if it's the truth)
Nice quick answers :
C!antfrost -> everyone forgets that poor guy and his relation with the Egg and c!Bbh and the prison (for the character)
C!sapnap and c!tommy's duo -> a lot of untapped in potential especially knowing how powerful c!sapnap can be and how much of a hold on c!dream he can have
C!hbomb should appear in more stories and be appreciated more for his hilarious apparitions
I typed way more though ahah and then realized it was getting long and needlessly complicated so you can just stop at my quick answers if you want.
I typed a whole text about why c!sapnap should be used more, but if you want an honnest opinion about which characters are underused as a whole in dsmp fanfictions you'll need to scroll down x)
-> I'd say maybe c!Sapnap is criminally underused, as well as any duo with him ? He is often put in fanfictions but few fics concentrate on him when his character has so much potential considering all the links he has with almost every character :
c!Karlnapity's fiance which impacted both the time travel and Las Nevadas
c!stagedduo (both c!dream and c!punz being close friends of his especially when you take in the fact they fought the first few times together)
c!skephalo's "son" and connection to the Egg lore if he so wanted
XD itself and the book of death
a physically strong character with relatively straight morales (enough that c!technoblade and c!dream would have to count on fighting him)
A turn-back time story with him would go crazy for exemple because we know he feels enough of a sense of responsibilities at the end of the dsmp to try to involve himself and put his strength to use.
C!sapnap biggest weakness has always been I believe the fact he doesn't think very far and he is easily redirected by people even slightly more cunning : by going back into the past, he gets rid of the disadvantage of constantly lagging behind others's thoughts and can plan in advance (could want to protect c!Karl, keep c!quackity close, check for c!george (may even recognize XD when he starts involving himself), can protect L'Manberg better during Doomsday and intervene for c!tommy (still lost on what c!sapnap would plan to do with c!dream if he came back in time because he isn't as bull headed than c!sam in that regard, but he is also very hurt and betrayed and believing c!dream can't change), involve himself early in the Egg saga to keep c!skephalo away...)
As I said, a lot of connections that could explored in various and interesting ways, especially taking into account how simple and yet complex c!sapnap is. He doesn't think very far as I said, focused on the present, can be easily misdirected (a lot of people around him just speak half-truth to him) and is himself quite the problem makers : but sometimes he can be very aware of problems and know where the problem is (also more importantly : when he decides to solve the problem, he does). He is motivated, always willing to go farther and to act on what he thinks
So yes, c!sapnap is very interesting and should be explored in fanfiction more
BUT AS A WHOLE :
I don't think there's any character which is underused in dsmp stories (sorry!).
The DSMP is built around several people, sure, so when fanartists (writers included) write their POV/AU, the character chosen gets to shine and the others usually are used as props to help them in the same way they helped in the DSMP.
But the thing is, for me, people rarely helped each others out ?
(Be it due to selfishness, unawareness or powerlessness, often a mix of 3 - a reason why I also love dsmp : irl too you need to express when you need help, people can't read your mind and will have their own stuff to care about)
More often than not, people being very present in each other stories is things added by fanartists are conversations and actions they wish the characters had had because it didn't actually happen : admission of hurt and people going into defense mode for the poor guy, some character finally exploding and going all Villain to get his revenge, feelings of love and affection being declared and then hugging it out (SFW version)...
When a fanartist pick a character, they create links and actions from characters that never did in the lore, involving them more ! So by definition, no character feels "left out", even if you'd wish an artist focused more on the help other characters could have given, had they been chosen by the author to give that help
I just said to give c!sapnap a bigger role but the thing is : c!sapnap doesn't notice things around him and when he does, doesn't really know how to help. Unless the author gives him a reason too, he won't ever involve himself with the Egg business, he won't repair his relation with c!quackity, he won't be able to help c!karl and won't notice what's wrong with c!george.
I could do this for a lot of dsmp characters : if they didn't help in the lore, unless the author wish to, they have no reason to do it in fiction and as such can't, by definition, be underused.
#got a bit complex at the end#but it touches on what I really like about dsmp#people can't read minds and they can't and won't help you if you don't communicate that need (and sometimes they won't even if you do !)#(and not even because they don't like you or don't want but because they can't ! (don't know how or try but make things worse))#so often the c! are alone in their troubles and face them the best they can with people that try their best#the fact some characters aren't focused on sometimes is just because they didn't do anything in the main timeline#and it would have been great if they did#but they wouldn't be them then#dsmp#some apprecation for c!antfrost without who the eggpire would have been weaker and the prison ungarnished#for c!hbomb hilarious cat shenanigans#and for c!sapnap coming in to help the few times c!tommy needed him (doomsday or the finale)
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dr3 please send help im so obsessed with jmah au but Specifically Box Au i think this is a Problem. box au is so absolutely crazy to me . imagine getting not one au but TWO AUS WORTH OF TORTURE 😭😭 do u have any more fun facts or other info u can give us abt it 🙏
HAHA god box AU is so nuts soooooo nuts
just checked my tag man I gave yall NOTHING didn't I ??? okay okay box AU information. once again, here are the main two posts about the premise of this AU, which is actually an extension and sort of "bad end" for my and kat's JMAH AU. In short, when jmah!Quackity takes over the prison at the end of the AU, the dominos fall so that jmah!Sam offers to let him visit Dream to get the revive book (like he did in the first canon timeline) in the prison to bargain his way out of the main cell. Quackity scoffs at Sam's attempt at a deal, considering the guy doesn't have any real leverage, but realizes that he needs to protect the prison from any Technoblade-related interference (especially because at this point Sam has spilled about timeline #1 and has either directly said that Techno was responsible for things going south with the prison the first go around in some kind of emotional or pain-driven rant, or Quackity has put that together himself) and that he can get much-needed Sam revenge by fucking with Dream. As a result, Sam is let out of the main cell, and Quackity tortures Dream daily much like in canon--only this time, he answers to no one, he's the Warden now bitch, and Sam is his shitty little janitor/mechanic/punching bag probably sometimes when he gets pissed the fuck off, which is often. Sam is allowed into the main cell post-sessions for only 30 minutes a day.
For Dream...it's a horrific betrayal. Worse than the first, honestly. When Sam first arrives in the jmah timeline a stranger to Dream, the emotional impact was kind of secondary to being suddenly thrown head first into the deep end of "Sam is unrecognizable, crazy as fuck, and probably about to actually murder me" -- in canon, c!Sam's whole deal at the beginning of the prison is still sudden, but at least there's some sense in connecting Sam as Warden to the man he was before. With a year's worth of context missing, Dream is honestly too busy what the fuck-ing to process how badly he's been betrayed by Sam. No frogboil, this time -- just the alarm of Sam building what ends up being a torture machine on day two (2) of the prison. On the other hand, the last year of his life has been spent playing catch up, having to make sense of the man that Sam now is Or Else. He has devoted everything to figuring out the rules to abide by, mathing out what makes the Warden grimly satisfied and what makes him give into sudden and alarming violence. Sam at the beginning of Dream's prison stay is a stranger, but by the end he very much isn't one, and it's the Sam that has become his whole damn world that sells him to save his own skin.
That being said, it's still just Sam. Quackity's visits are. Well, they're not pretty. He doesn't have to answer to Sam, this time, and is actively against the idea because jmah!Quackity REALLY REALLY hates Sam. Dream is angry at first, because of fucking course he's angry, he was sold, he's utterly fucked, Sam broke something unnamed but fundamental between them, every time he's left bleeding out it's because his Warden let another man own him--but at the same time, there is nothing else. Nothing else. Quackity is barely even in this for the book, honestly--what's more critical to him is 1) revenge and 2) the power of having control over Pandora's Fucking Vault, and both are kiiiinda dependent on using Dream against Sam but not really about Dream. The book would be a great cherry on top, of course; he has zero love lost for either person here, but what's most important is Making Them Pay.
Sam, therefore, is actually in a really uncomfortable position, because the reason why he proposes this deal (and his mindset as he proceeds through this time period) is that he doesn't actually want to be on opposite sides from Quackity. He killed Q, but because he was a security risk, because he had broken into the cell because he was going to take Dream away -- Sam hasn't exactly mathed out the fact that his complicated ass camaraderie with Quackity in canon is COMPLETELY in ruins in jmah's timeline. He's working on a plan to get the prison and prisoner back into his control, of course, but he wants to believe that the current situation is controlled and sustainable, just a different name for what had been the arrangement in canon--even though, y'know. That's absolutely not the case.
The way this works is largely that Quackity more or less visits daily to torture Dream (but unlike canon, he's not exactly beholden to any kind of Sam timekeeping or pedantics on the schedule or hemming and hawing about visitation) and then lets Sam visit for 30 minutes a day to patch him up. Otherwise, Sam's job is to reinforce the prison from Technoblade--something where he and Quackity are actually on the same page, so Sam is definitely working on that, but he's also trying to rig things up without Quackity's knowledge to get control back of the prison pwetty please. Quackity definitely keeps Sam in one of the other cells when he's not around, for obvious reasons. Sam keeps trying to appeal to him and honestly probably gets punched and shit for it LOL. LMAO. It's a strange and unsettling dynamic for Sam, who has seen something so similar to this before but not quite the same--he's still patching up Dream after sessions, but he's hesitant to ask him to give the book up to Quackity, who has made it quite clear that Sam will see hide or hair of the damn thing if he gets it--nah, he'll just kill Dream and Sam can have his old room, how about that? He's coaching Dream on how to respond to Quackity.
He knows that Dream can endure a lot. It's been an obstacle for so long, but here it works in his favor--he'll get control over the prison and prisoner again, soon. All he's asking from Dream is to endure it--and he already knows that he can.
Quackity isn't barred from permanent damage in quite the same way as he was in canon, but it takes awhile for Sam to really grasp the implications. Here's a post delving into some of the details about the way that the torture progresses--in short, Sam tries to cling to the cope that he and Quackity are on the same side, it's not all that different from the first go around, he can make this work without having to choose one side or the other in a super definitive fashion--until Quackity drives him to the edge and he recognizes that his options are to kill Quackity or to lose Dream, and we all know what happens when it comes to that ultimatum.
After Quackity dies, the dynamic changes quite a bit for Dream and Sam again. Quackity takes Dream's leg, Sam only barely manages to keep him alive through a failsafe he'd installed in his old dispenser system, Quackity dies in a pretty bloody fight with Sam fueled by pure Dream-related desperation and little else. The cell is...a wreck. Sam had been pretty adamant on keeping it more sterile than the first go around, absolutely hating the mess that Quackity and Dream were responsible for, but he's hardly had the time to clean the thing in his half an hour granted for him to do everything he can to keep Dream from bleeding out before Quackity arrives again. His perfect system has been tainted with layers and layers of grime and blood and viscera--Quackity has taken to shit like writing on the walls with Dream's blood, at least in part just to fuck with Sam (Sam tried to have A Conversation with him like he would've in canon about the state of the cell, and Quackity does nawt appreciate Sam's acting like the Warden, especially when he no longer has any power to back up the posturing.) And for Dream...Sam betrayed him, yes, but more recently and more importantly--Sam saved him. Sam protected him. Sam has brought him somewhere light and soft and clean and is telling him no more Quackity, ever again, you're safe, and isn't reacting violently when he behaves erratically and touching him gently and his leg is gone he can't fucking run and Sam saved him.
Sam is around Dream...quite a lot, after all of this. He's um. Well. Clingy, honestly. Being so far removed from the prisoner, what was happening to him, having zero control, often not even being allowed to supervise the visits from the atrium (unless Quackity wanted him there, in which the visit would've been So Obviously a show to fuck with him)--it really was his worst nightmare, in many ways. And Dream is dealing with like, a month or so of horrific trauma on top of almost a year's worth of Sam-related conditioning, and now Sam is being strangely nice and lenient and he's in so much less pain than he's been in a very long time. It's not the best mixing pot of mutual mental illness and codependence and intimacy...at all. Aha. (the c!awesamdreamons get. A LOT WORSE.)
(And well...in canon, there are a lot of reasons not to give up the revive book. There's the plan, the fact that the book preserves his life, the fact that there's no confidence in Quackity for sure or even Sam's investment in keeping Dream alive. Only here, Sam's deal has been so singularly wrapped around Dream much moreso than the book--the book had been a frequent part of interrogations, yes, but so was Tommy, and Ranboo, and the TNT on the prison, and Technoblade, and so on. Here, Dream has suffered through a huge blow to his confidence in the idea that he'll ever make it out, knows that Quackity is pretty damn okay with killing him regardless of the book...knows that he's been sold once before. In the early delirium of being saved by Sam and needing to do something, anything, to make sure that the last month won't happen again--in the reeling from losing his leg and the grappling with the idea that even moreso than he'd already begun to think through JMAH, that he would never make it out of the prison, never see anything but these obsidian walls again--in the knowledge that Sam has lied to him before, pulled the rug from under his feet before, that any and all kindnesses from the Warden were so dependent on what Dream was able or willing to sacrifice, and the fact that he therefore can't be sure that the threat of Quackity is actually gone for good...it's a lot of strain, and the concrete reasons to give up the book are a lot less solid in this scenario. So.)
#my asks !!#box AU#the box AU awesamdreamons are next level im ngl the specific order of events all play into its development into . wellll#WELL#long post#tw torture#tw mutilation#tw maiming
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so an explanation of all the quotes:
"I've walked hand in hand with death for as long as I can remember. We dance a lethal dance. A parasite god will not be my end." - a historical fantasy blurb i wrote where a child (Keres) is taken in by a cult obsessed with the world’s goddess of death and decay, and is essentially trained to carry out orders given by the goddess through it’s priestess. Keres meets a “god” who controls a large kingdom during their travels. The god is actually a magic user that has conned his way into godhood in the eyes of the kingdom. I think I still have the full thing written out somewhere, but it was on paper so I’d have to find it.
“there's a lot to unpack here but let's just throw away the whole suitcase." - Octavia’s (OC) reactions to another person describing her relationship with her “boyfriend” (situationship)/technical boss.
"i dare not be a lady in a world devoid of knights." - Another bit from Keres’s story, what the young daughter of a low noble house says to them when they ask why she would not accept the prince’s courtship.
"I will lay myself down as a sacrifice at the temple of speed, so may the gods let the wind blow at my back." - A quote lined up for a story I have loosely written an outline for, based on a rally driver (specifically dunes driver) who make the crossover into F1, and it’s her quote coming into Monza during media day.
"He tasted like too-ripe fruit, sickly sweet.” - A quote I actually never got to fully use, as the book I was writing for kind of died for me. But it was a girl’s reaction to being kissed but a guy who ends up being revealed as her crazy stalker.
"When Death knocks on Tommy's door, it's just Baron on the other side." - A quote from when I was in the DSMP fandom. I was an active writer for the better part of 2021-2023, but left after Technoblade’s passing. It was for a book I had titled Saharan Desert, and Baron happens to be an overprotective older cousin and Tommy is a main love interest.
"Call me the puppeteer, cause I'm pulling motherfucking STRINGS!" - Another quote from a DSMP fanfic, a musician named Slater talking about his work on a guitar. Lowkey I plan on bringing this book back (Strings) as an original work, as it was SO fun to write for and my absolute favorite.
"Never make promises you can't keep. They'll tie you down like strings of hate and pain." - Another Slayer quote, based in a lost relationship with his parents and biological family. It’s also loosely tied to the puppeteer quote, as a sort of a parallel of how much of Slater’s life is held together by strings, literally (his music/guitar) and figuratively (his family, friends, and mental health and emotions).
"They find it in a pair of sad green-blue eyes and an accent that was just shy of familiar, not one place but many." - A quote from a Logan fic I’m making, is Logan x Male!OC x Female!Oc and lowkey a bit wild sometimes🤭 But Laurence and Avalon find a muse in Logan, as they’re fashion designers but also suffer from a sense of otherness due to a slight disconnect from their native cultures (French, Italian, Spanish) from living abroad and traveling so much as they grew up.
and thank you for the sign off, i do practically live in your asks. i’ve even started to set up my bedroom, i just need to add a nice rug and desk area next to my bed.
ahh a dsmp author always recognizes their own i wrote for the fandom up until 2022 and then everything with dream and wilbur came out so i stopped; i orphaned a few works actually
one of my favorite lines had been: “You’re in luck that Techno cares little of Tommy, his victim complex is as big as your god complex.”and it’s c!tubbo to c!dream after he killed c!tommy. (i always wrote c!tubbo to be badass and still on occasion watch the two of them)
i had a feeling those two were dsmp works 😌
and the last one just screams logan and it reminded me of that post of yours about accents and how his is empty(?) because it’s not like kyle’s but also not like a european accent either
i think a blue rug would be nice tbh 🧐
#comets asks#it’s dozy 💤#haven’t dipped my toes into the dsmp since 2023#being on twitter during that time lowkey prepared me for f1 yet
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writing patterns tag game
tagged by @elmhat :) thanks elm
Rules: List the first line of your last 10 (posted) fics and see if there's a pattern!
limiting this to dsmp fics for this blog. i don't have 10 posted on ao3, so i'll use some longer drabbles posted to tumblr as well.
one-two-three
“Whoa, Technoblade, what--”
2. in the wild all lessons last
“Careful, Techno,” Philza said firmly, “Mind his head.”
3. Pandora's Vault Prisoner Symptoms: An In-Depth Reference Guide
Technoblade set the blueprints aside, letting the pages shuffle against the obsidian floor before they settled into a heap.
4. the trees deny themselves nothing
“Techno! I can walk! You saw me walk, like, two minutes ago.”
5. veteri-mycosis
Quackity tapped his foot against the stone below him. “Sam,” he said, “this is fucking ridiculous.”
6. beautiful bones
“Ya know,” the young piglin said, his voice shaking as his teeth clattered, “I’m actually not sure this is any better than where I was.”
7. blood upon the snow
Chex was the biggest ram in the barn.
8. cuddling with dream and the many possibilities, scenarios, and obstacles you may encounter. don’t let him read this. a guide by technoblade.
i’m about to blow your minds with how complex this is.
9. all these lives and you’ve never learned a damn thing.
there’s only one, rotting book in the basement of philza’s cabin that tells the whole story.
10. the various skills of philza minecraft and where he learned them. a collection of the half-lost memories of an immortal.
basic medical procedures: he was around 350 years old when he stumbled to the doorstep of a village doctor.
i had such a regular pattern of starting with dialogue that i consciously tried to stop...
i have no clue who was tagged already.. um @chrysalizzm @maybe0rdinary
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