#whoops my princess is showing 😂

[rosicheeks]

All in favor of seeing Rosie wear a ballgown on just a regular basis, say I! 🙋🏾‍♂️

Hmmmmm if this gets 15+ likes I’ll post me in a ballgown 🥰

[seramilla]

...I did a thing

The school, especially the engineering students, were all gathered for the goodbye speech as their Head of Engineering was leaving them. Most of the other classes and teachers were here too because Ms. Sera Phim the CFO was leaving as well.

"So I hope you all don't forget what I taught you and I dearly hope your next Head of Engineering at least knows what they're doing." Carmilla said earning snickers from her two engineering daughters while Vaggie just snorted.

"And as for that fanclub that popped up in regards to my relationship status with a certain CFO..." Carmilla said and there were alarmed noises from the members of said fanclub.

"You told her?!" One student asked Odette and Clara and the two snickered heavily.

"Of course we did. It's hilarious!" Clara said grinning at them all.

"and for everyone that tried hitting on either of us...let me make this clear." Carmilla said sternly and now everyone was staring as she approached Sera. She grabbed the taller woman by her business suit and yanked her down into a deep passionate kiss.

Then when she pulled back from the blushing woman she smirked as she held up their hands to show off their rings.

"We've been married since before we started working here. We just kept it professional at work. Next person who hits on my wife in front of me no less, gets the shit kicked out of them!" Carmilla said smirking at everyone as the fanclub cheered and a few others were blushing or whooping.

"Carmilla!" Sera squeaked out bright red and was cut off by Carmilla kissing her cheek.

"Don't faint in front of the school mi vida." Carmilla said unapologetic as she grinned.

"Go mama!" Clara whooped as Odette tried to hide her snickers and Vaggie pulled a face but was smiling. Charlie just 'aww'ed at the two alongside Emily.

"Oh and Mrs. Carmody? You've been teaching everything wrong and are a rude hypocritical bitch heading down when you die and not up." Carmilla said sweetly and Charlie and Emily definitely cheered her on then.

"How DARE you!" And that was their cue. The Carmine daughters, Charlie and Emily leapt onto the stage and everyone's human disguises dropped.

Charlie even went the extra mile by having her horns and tail visible as she wrapped her arms around Vaggies while being mindful of her wings.

"Oh we dare very well! I'm an overlord in hell. My lovely wife is a literal Seraphim as is Emily. My older two have been in hell a while and my youngest is a fallen angel and exorcist. Oh and not counting Princess Charlotte." Carmilla said and there was a lot of gaping and a bit of fainting now.

"Princess...Charlotte?" The Business teacher asked as everyone looked at the brightly smiling blond.

"Oh right. Proper introduction. Hi I'm Crown Princess Charlotte Morningstar of Hell. The princess of Pride." And Charlie's red eyes locked right onto the gaping and pale Mrs. Carmody as a wicked smirk stole across her face.

"Daughter of Lucifer and Lilith Morningstar."

And with that Mrs. Carmody fainted and Charlie used her powers to rip open a portal to hell and her hotel right there in front of everyone.

"Later losers." Vaggie smirked as she followed her girlfriend like a lovesick puppy.

"I need to check on my business and lavish my wife in love and attention." Carmilla swept the much taller Sera into a bridal carry, startling a laugh from the angel.

"See you in hell!" Clara laughed as she and Odette entered the portal that then sealed shut with a small poof and smell of sulfur.

With that. Chaos erupted.

"Sera Phim" I'm howling! Sera, you ain't slick!! 🤣🤣

Professor Carmody and Susan are gonna be great pals one day, mark my words!!

No further comments, your honor. 😂😂 Just basking in the glorious shenanigans. We love a big "fuck you, you old bitch (Carmody)!" at the final reveal! Chef's kiss! 💋💋

[silentxxsoul]

The 'Uncle Buck and Madney house hunting in the same episode, we never lose' reaction dumppp:

this is a fucking mess but so am I 🤣

So many thoughts and hopes for tonight

mainly Madney house hunting and moving forward and picking a place that's theirs ahhhhhhhhhh

AND

FINALLY

UNCLE BUCK

IN (POTENTIALLY) MORE THAN A 'BLINK AND YOU'LL MISS IT' FASHION

which also means bingo for me, bitches

Listen I searched 'never lose' in the gif search and like, how do you pass that up?????

Spoiler alert: you don't

Christ this is already off the rails and the episode hasn't even aired lmao

I've always wanted to go to a Ren Fair but every year I forget until its already over.

You know what's kind of incredible here? They were talking about how girls could be more than princesses and no Hen is the one taking point on rescuing her sister, just reaffirming what her sister was saying before the bees.

I wonder how many hours of makeup/effects she had to sit through to make her look that swollen

WE GOT A JEE "BUCK" OMGGGGGGGGG

HE LOOKS SO HAPPY OH MY GOD I LOVE IT

COLORING

BEING CUTE TOGETHER

JEE KNOWING IMMEDIATELY SHE RUNS THE SHOW AND POOR BUCK HAS NO IDEA WHAT HE'S IN FOR

IM NOT GOING TO APOLOGIZE THIS IS MY JOKER

Terrible twos ahahahaah

She gon'

Did he forget she's half Chim, who loves to mess with him?

The way he's sprinting after her oh my god 😂

If bro says fix it one more time IM going to toss him out a window holy god my guy

Oh damn I didn't realize he was going out the window--whoops that was a day dream. Same tho

I can't believe he ran through every confession possible with Athena lmao buddy stop implicating yourself and get a new job, maybe a therapist

Chris is so grown up 😭😭😭

I LIVE for these Dad!Eddie moments

Carla shoving him into the kitchen hahahaa, man I missed their dynamic. Not the actress, but Carla speaking wisdom for Eddie and the fun banter they always have.

"It's gonna be great" famous last words

Bobby's lucky numbers have me cackling, because they're equal parts adorable and equal parts on brand for a sports obsessed homer

(dont ask me about 1738 and 2015)

No bc if May bought twitter it probably would be the shit show it is now

"Ms. Garcia, RIP" Evan. 💀🤣

Like, how do you think this would be a good idea? I get being overly horny but its a MOVING vehicle ???

The panic when he realizes Chris could be getting his first kiss and Buck being absolutely unhelpful

Eddie went from being invested in Hen swapping Swarezes to being a grump in 0.7 seconds flat

Not the 'grandpa' gd Buck don't give him a heart attack lmao

I missssssed the 118 family banter oh my godddddddd

Bobby's just mad him and Athena didn't do it first

May, don't make unnecessary journeys! Stay out of treacherous creepy dude's houses!

She really found his whole ass manifest

May if you're going to read the dudes journal out loud ROLL YOUR WINDOW UP AND LOCK YOUR DOORS

May, it's literally titled 'my fantasy'

Oh JFC

My nerves are so shot man

Is she going to do training to be a hostage negotiator??? Ohhh I love that angle!!! Bring her in for more big rescues!

(also that made a separate post bc I need to put it into the universe so that Tim and Co. can steal it 😇)

"Look swords", he's such a child lmao

Oh my god now he's talking about teaching Jee girls can do anything by getting her a sword I fucking love him

Hen and Buck fighting, my heart

SHE'S A FUCKING DOCTOR ?

OR IS IT JUST ANOTHER FANTASY ?

Eddie is such a fucking good dad 😭😭😭😭😭

BATHENA TO END IT?! WE ATE SO MUCH TONIGHT

Yall I'm in no way ready for a week off or for the hella long hiatus between 6A and 6B