#why are you telling me this

[helga-grinduil]

‘#i wanted shigaraki to die #but-‘ DO NOT TOUCH MY POSTS?

[getvalentined]

"Your rules are weird."

The rules (paraphrased):

Tag the event

Sephesis only

AUs are fine but don't go full My Immortal

Do what you want with the prompts

Do any prompts you want and none of the prompts you don't

Post your stuff within a week of the event ending

Crosspost and promo your stuff if you want

Tag your NSFW

Don't violate the TOS

Apply the right warnings on AO3

Apply the right warnings on tumblr

Don't trace

Don't be a wanker

Don't be known for tracing or being a wanker with no remorse

Don't bash ships or characters

Yeah those rules are soooooo weird. Very offputting.

[dogsstew]

Im 29

😈

[indigocranberries]

"take your hood down" "put your phone away"

what is this, school?

[schnuffel-danny]

Increasingly threatening Animal Jam loading screen animal facts

[a-life-revised]

50000 likes!

[beetlepawss]

Ummm those are build a bear online exclusives so no they didnt

they literally are not is the thing

[twinkothydrake]

when the swamp ass makes your eczema act up :(

[bbbbbbbbatman]

Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave

[mistedandfogged]

SHES CURRENTLY COVERING CHAPPELL ROAN'S GOODLUCK BABE WHY IS SHE FUCKING TORTURING ME IM GONNA KMS WHAT DO YOU MEAAAAAAN

[notherpuppet]

Alligator tears 🦌 🥲

The beauty of the pumpkin head joke is that the true joke is TELLING the joke to people.

For those who don’t know it, this is the joke:

A man with a pumpkin for a head walks into a bar. The bartender exclaims: ���My god, I’m sorry, but WHAT happened to your head?”

The man sighs and says, “So I found a genie in a bottle who granted me three wishes…”

Bartender: “Ok, well what were the wishes?”

Man: “Well, my 1st wish was for 100 million dollars. AND I GOT IT!!”

Bartender: “WOW! Okay…what was the 2nd wish?”

Man: “For the 2nd wish, I asked for the most beautiful woman in the world to fall in love with me…AND I GOT THAT TOO!”

Bartender: “Incredible! So then…what was the 3rd wish?”

Man: “Now see…that’s where I really messed up…

I asked for a giant pumpkin head”

[bunny-gaymer]

socalgal literally said they wish they had raped their stepmom

idfk what or who you are talking about but that sounds fucked so uhh

go off ig?

[ladybracknellssherry]

Why didn't anyone tell me this is a play on a bible quote? First time I regret being raised by atheists.

Can't believe some gay ass show got me reading the bible.

[adriles]

when we’re done with our overwhelming grief we’ll eat i guess

[missinyouiskillingme]

[anhedoniavantoads]

My cousin keeps interrupting my cat-in-lap meditation sessions to tell me about her Mexican exboyfriend who calls her drunk like once a month