I love podcasts; Biologist Jonathan Losos and his book about Cats on Forum
So. Why do cats bring a dead mouse to you? And then after that they bring you a live one? Do they think you rejected the first one because you wanted the second one more fresh?
Perhaps Jonathan Losos books will have the answer. Meanwhile, please enjoy this interview.
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*kills it* *kills it again* *kills it again* *kills it again* *kills it aga
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Lamb: This is the new mascot, Narinder. Make sure to feed it 4 times a day it just escaped an eternal prison
Follower: Yes, of course great leader!
Lamb: And if it dissents, just give it snacks and a pat. It'll calm down
Follower: Oooh! So like a pet cat?
Lamb: Exactly.
Narinder: INSOLENT LAMB. I AM STILL HERE.
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i recognize that simon and edwin meeting and parting in hell is narratively very good and provides closure for all. but imagine if simon had agreed to try and escape with edwin. and charles doesn't have time to really question it, because anybody who likes edwin is aces in his book and it's hell, they need to leave. (edwin, out of courtesy to their third companion, puts his plan to confess on hold until they've escaped.)
suddenly the edwin harem of "supernatural boys who all hate each other but are attracted to that negative rizz" gains another member, and at some point edwin is going to have to mention that simon was the boy who sacrificed him to hell.
the chaos. crystal's bitchy commentary. charles going from friendly smiling to clutching his cricket bat. niko's whispering "200k slow burn schoolboy rivals to lovers" with heart eyes. it'd be chef's kiss good. edwin fleeing to his books and praying that nobody, but especially not the cat king, finds him because there has been SO MUCH emotion already. hysterical.
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HSY: *feral screaming and cursing*
DKOS: I said I was sorry.
HSY: *feral screaming and cursing INTENSIVES*
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[ID: Animated Omniscient Reader's Viewpoint fanart. Kim Dokja is in Demon King form, and he's much bigger than Han Sooyoung, who's comparatively tiny and is clinging to his nose and face while furiously yelling and thrashing around as Kim Dokja nervously tries to appease her. End ID]
ID by @princess-of-purple-prose
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Prompt 211
The figure looked down at Billy. Billy looked up at the figure awkwardly from where he was digging through a trash can.
“Um… I can explain!”
Okay he honestly couldn’t, and instead threw a bag at them and booked it like his life depended on it. Which it might! Living in Fawcett meant that there were magical entities everywhere, even if they looked human, and he wasn’t going to get stolen by some fae!
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And they caught him. Great. He’s going to die now or get thrown back into foster care- huh? Food? They’re offering- no no, this is some fae bullshit, isn’t it! … But he’s also hungry, so maybe it’ll be worth it…
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An idea for your Kittypet Fae AU.
Kittypets have accents from various Celtic countries and regions, given how much of this AU is Celtic-inspired.
The entire Jake fam has the STRONGEST Irish accents you’ve ever heard and it kind of scares the clan cats because what the fuckkkkk why do they sound like that???
Then when Cloudkit comes along, he picks up the clan cat dialect and they’re like “Oh thank StarClan, this one is normal.”
Then this happens and the clan cats lose it.
FGAGFAKLNGJ NJJN THIS IS SO FUCKING FUNNY, LET CLOUDKIT SWEAR FIREHEART, THIS IS BEAUTIFUL
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