#why is this kid 70% of me 🙄 why

[drawthething]

Tina for the Bingo!

Tiiiiiiinaaaaa 😭😭😭

[sanjisboyfie]

one piece smau: dating nami edition

ー modern au!!, male reader <3

ー slightest nsfw mentioning??? only if u squint tho m

ー matching usernames hit once again 😋🫶🏼

liked by namis.bf, robinkills, and 11k others

ihaveabf: if ur bf isnt doing it like mine, i got news for u - GET UP AND FIND SOMEONE TO TREAT U BETTER

tagged: namisbf

namis.bf: anything for u my love <3

-> ihaveabf: hurry up n come home the kids miss you ‼️‼️

princesanji: nami my queen u can do better than him (me)

-> uso_pp: HOMEWRECKKKERRRRRR

[liked by ihaveabf, namis.bf, and 20 others]

vivi: seriously where did u find him?

-> ihaveabf: no idea but im so lucky

robinkills: i love u two

[liked by ihaveabf, namis.bf, and 30 others]

liked my ihaveabf, freeluffy, and 7k others

namis.bf: i love love love love my wifey shes so beautiful

tagged: ihaveabf

ihaveabf: pls dont tag me in these photos i literally have a boyfriend ??? what is ur issue

-> namis.bf: can he fight??

-> ihaveabf: most definitely

freeluffy: WHEN DID U GUYS GET MARRIED :000 WHY WASNT I INVITED

-> namis.bf: we didnt get married luffy, its just a figure of speech 🫶🏼

-> freeluffy: OHHH ... SO WHEN R U GONNA GET MARRIED ????!??!?

[liked by ihaveabf]

uso_pp: i hate having my two best friends date each other cuz then i get constantly reminded - i cant have peace no more

[liked by roro.zoro, princesanji, and 10 others]

liked by namis.bf, princesanji, and 14k others

ihaveabf: targetted at the men in my dms....can u not read my username tf

tagged: namis.bf

random-man: i can treat u better bby

-> namis.bf: i have ur location pulled up on my laptop, gerald. donnttt tesstt me

[liked by ihaveabf, dr.law, robinkills and 400 others]

namis.bf: im literally on my way right now please

namis.bf: SHES SO FINE GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD

namis.bf: can i pleasepleaspelease take u to meet myparents they need to meet their daughter in law

-> SUPERCOLA: man calm down i dont think she goin anywhere

-> namis.bf: i cant help the love i have for her u dont hnderstand

random.man2: im a better man than he is i can promise u that

-> ihaveabf: i highly doubt this

-> uso_pp: plsss try him rn i havent seen a fight in so long!!!!

[liked my namis.bf, robinkills, and 37 others]

liked by uso_pp, boahancock, and 10k others

namis.bf: alexa play all mine by brent faiyaz 🍊

tagged: ihaveabf

ihaveabf: my hubby is so hot

-> namis.gf: credits to my girlfriend

[liked by ihaveabf and 500 others]

roro.zoro: can u guys jus hurry up we r waiting for u to start the movie

-> namis.bf: alr mr grumpy pants we r ltr five mins away

-> uso_pp: we've been waiting for an hour and youve said u were five mins away for the past 30 minutes.

-> ihaveabf: my baddddd

-> uso_pp: WHAT DO U MEAN BY THIS?????

liked by ihaveabf, namis.bf, and 10k others

princesanji: beautiful nami looking as gorgeous as ever 😍😍😍 and then her stinky ass bf looking like a slob.

uso_pp: this is so fucking funny bc why is he dressed like that 😭😭😭

[liked by robinkills, vivi, and 40 others]

namis.bf: THE ONE TIME IM LACKING OFC THIS BOZO GETS A PHOTO 🙄

-> ihaveabf: its okay bby ... even if this is super embarassing for u i still love u

-> namis.bf: I DO NOT THINK THIS IS HELPING ME RN

-> SUPERCOLA: LMFOAOA

freeluffy: wow!!! [name] is dressed rlly bad!!!

-> namis.bf: LUFFY STOP

-> roro.zoro: yk its bad when this idiot says summ

[liked by uso_pp and 70 others]

namis.bf: hold up, namis hair is black here which means this photo is old as fuck .... HOW LONG WERE U WAITING TO POST THIS JUS TO MAKE ME LOOK BAD SANJI!?!!

-> princesanji: im always waiting to make u look bad. this isnt even the worst.

-> namis.bf: ????????

-> uso_pp: bros mysterious

ihaveabf's story

even if he doesnt always showout hes still the most handsome man in the world

namis.bf replied: ur fuckin w me 😭😭 ily2 ig

[evansbby]

My list of icks in a man (a lot of these are very tongue in cheek, please don’t take them too seriously lol)

Tell me what you agree with and what your icks are!

- if he doesn’t clean up after himself and his room is messy.

- if he doesn’t know how to cook even the most basic of things (understandable if he doesn’t like cooking or doesn’t cook regularly, but if he doesn’t know HOW to cook it’s like… bro that’s a basic life skill. has your mom been cooking for you your whole life???)

- if he drinks fruity cocktails like wtf that’s for girls only.

- in fact, if he drinks at all like wtf drinking is such a girly 💅🏼 activity like why are you getting drunk, please?? stay sober and take care of me when i get drunk with my girlsss.

- if he has a girl best friend and this one is self-explanatory.

- if he dates women half his age like bro are you that afraid of adult women that you have to date someone that much younger than you? like uncle please chill.

- if he types in all lowercase or types stuff like “hehe” or uses emojis like “🥺”

- if he overuses emojis at all it’s an ick tbh.

- if he’s super active on instagram and follows a lot of people 🤮 especially if he follows ig models and posts a lot on his feed. ideally, he shouldn’t even have instagram but if he does have one, he should be inactive and have less than 70 followers.

- if he asks for my snap or ig and not my number.

- if his entire personality revolves around the gym.

- if he’s a disney adult or harry potter adult.

- if he talks to me like i’m one of his boys, saying things like “yo” or “wys” or “fam” or “bro” 🙄

- if he only ever talks about himself and never asks me any questions about myself.

- mansplaining.

- if he refers to dogs as “doggos” and kids as “kiddos”

- there’s a lot more but i feel like a lot of my icks are very obvious so I didn’t include them. just things like not paying on the first date and not being a gentleman and stuff like that lol. So I guess this is the end hehe.

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 Ep8 Musings - Loustat (Spoilers) Pt1: Breakup

Trust me, Lestat wasn't thinking about your stupid suit, Louis. Yes, Carol Cutshall said the gold symbolized Louis as the sun that drew Lestat to him; but the main thing was him pulling that sword-cane on Paul. THAT is what might've changed things: PAUL. Most importantly, the what-if about Paul not having died, and what that might've changed or not (IMO, not much--Lestat would've just kept "hunting" Louis longer, till he found his chance).

At 50? Would Lestat have WANTED Lou? Doubtful. Louis would've been married with kids by then, desperately holding on to what little money he'd've gotten as a failed farmer & pimp (cuz he wouldn't've had the Azalea or Lestat's money); probably in debt just to keep the DPDL estate; even as his mom resented him, and Grace probably wouldn't've been able to marry Levi without a dowry, so who knows how she'd've acted. What SPARK would old!Lou have that would've even made Les interested in him? These questions are MOOT.

"Doomed by the narrative."

I'm still confused about Claudia's diaries, and where they were in 1973--I'm assuming this was just a lie fed by Armand that they were scattered b/t Paris & NOLA.

SKILL ISSUE. Louis ALWAYS has a contingency plan!

I'm so bummed we didn't get the Tower Scene, or get to physically SEE Lestat being tortured by Armand. But oh well, at least we get to see Magnus' Tower, and hear what Magnus told Lestat b4 Les was Turned.

And this is a crazy accurate line, considering Armand said that ordering the humans to say "Banishment" took all of his strength which I KNEW was a freaking lie! XD

You should see them in Dubai when Danwrecks Armand's whole set!

Les calling himself a disappointment--YOU ARE. (Nordic blondes, dirty blondes, and the worst one: a FRENCH blonde.) Chile, no one knows why you do what you do.

That's right, don't let him up for effing oxygen!

EXACTLY.

Lestat was turned on the whole time (who said that!?).

No one cares.

TRUE! That's the most honest thing Armand said all season, wow.

AKASHA NAME DROP, STFU LFG

Marius never told Armand about TWMBK for a reason--hed've spilled the beans quicker than Louis about "Bruce" being Lestat. XD But Lestat's bragging a little too much though--even MARIUS burned with Akasha's blood in him, so.... 🙄 They won't DIE, but it WILL eff them up.

CRAZY important line--strong(er) vampires have to be WILLING to die in the fire for it to stick? Like Lestat said in QotD: he will ALWAYS "fight for life."

That doesn't actually count for much when you've been regularly starving yourself since 1910. 🙄

What a way to go, lbh, these vamps are effing gorgeous.

PETTY BOOTS THE HOUSE DOWN! 😂

Yeah, about that--but FLEX!

Ouch

GO AWF, KING LOUIS! FLEXXXXXXX!

Louis said REPLACEMENTS!!! ALL the Antoine(tte)s and Davids and Quinns and whoever TF that bum was in NOLA--PALE PROXIES! And yes I AM taking that racially, too! The blacker the berry the sweeter the juice! 😜

Water in a sieve; don't worry. It's the PRINCIPLE of the thing--go sit in the corner for 70+ years and keep having "a think!"

YOU would know better than anyone!

Imma save the big reveal and the reunion for Pt2; I think I'm gonna hit the image limit soon.

[andreabaideas]

Djats review by non fans aka my Dad part I

My dad gave me his opinions , so i'm sharing them, because his lack of filter Its just XD

Context : My mom and me forced him to read and watch Djats to see how he would react.

AN = Authors note. /// ?! = What ?! I dont agree or fully agree

Dad reviewing things: Daisy Jones and the Six part I.

Warning : my father lacks of filter and takes no bullshit, so brace yourselves for hard truths said by an older man almost at his sixties, sorry 59 XD

Let's start with the Book rating : 5/10 (and he is being generous).

He liked : - Daisy and Karen. *Autors note : Especially Karen , he adored her.

- Warren laidback attitude.

- The book cover and Its cover writing font.

- The book writing font.

- The abortion story cause he found It original and brave to write about.

- Daisy takes no shit from Billy "as she should". Thats It!!! *AN : "I just read this shit because I LOVE you and your Mom, kid XD"

What He didn't like *AN : Its long but worth reading"

- The interview format present all the time It was too much, and sometimes boring to read.

-Also he found It lacked of complex vocabulary, too simple.

- The songs are "shitty poetry I can't imagine how they would sound. Don't look like real songs."

- He dislikes romantic books, especially those aimed at Young Adults " Why dont teens read good shit like Orson Scot Card, J.R. Tolkien or Úrsula K Levuin instead??" *AN: Of the Young Adult genre he Only liked The Hunger Games series. He thinks most teens are dumb...And It may be my fault for complaining loudly about some of them at home, as i work as highschool teacher XD.

- 70's rock stars men were unfaithfull and didnt regret It , they didn't gave a crap, period. No 70's man who liked a woman and was reciprocated by that woman just went and didnt have an affair with that girl later, dont be naive. They were lying because Julia Its the interviewer.

- Daisy stopping singing and becoming writter doesn't fit her and was loser behaviour, cause " she was the musically talented one she shoulve kept singing".

- Camila developement (?! ), he disliked her and called her fake , calculating and unfaithfull golddigger. "Kid Its obvious that She just married him after he got his music contract, hadn't he got it she wouldn't had married him...That IS a Golddigger in the making, Kid"Also she didn't visit her husband at rehab, may be a good Mom, but she is a bad wife".

- He found the book unrealistic and too obviously "written by a woman for other women as a rock and roll 70's fantasy" : 

1 - "Billy never relapsing Its not real. Period. Alcoholism doesnt work like that." 

2-  Camila and Daisy's final conversation.  "It isn't realistic and IS obviously a book scene. She should've dumped Billy. No woman speaks that calmly to her husband's lover".

3 - "Billy and Daisy's affair IS just not real"... I asked why and he told me that: 

 "Most men wouldnt even consider as wrong (or even as an affair) a non physical relationship"

All of his friends would see It like that...

As he said to me "Dont be naive kid, most men philosophy IS : No skin  = No  sin"  In spanish It was "Nada fue tocado = No hubo pecado" 🙄. 

He does think a non physical affair is an actual affair and considers it wrong and doesn't get why Camila IS with Billy, "because he is Hot and wrote her a lousy song? "Because he stayed the second time she gave birth, as if that were something meritory, every decent man should do that!!! "...(he hadnt watched the series yet so, imagine how he'll react XD)

*AN:  He is a rarity among men his group. When you see him you realise he IS a weird one: he doesnt smoke, he doesnt drink, he never lies in fact he IS too truthfull... never ask him if you look fat with a dress or a pair of jeans , cause he'll tell you the truth XD and he worships my Mom (as he should)...  

And I thank God for that weird blunt Dad of mine every single day. 

Thats part one!!!

(I can't wait to do the Twilight and the hunger games ones!!!)

[clarafordahwin]

Lestat truthers who didn't support Daniel coming out as a vampire piss me off so much. You're just fucking ageist, not caring until skinny little white boy of the month starts trendchasing off a REAL gay vampire.

> Umm? Daniel is a vampire but he isn't gay. You're erasing his real kid and the mother of his children. I hate how all these fujoshi losers think that being a vampire automatically makes you gay.

>> You fucking children have NO IDEA how hard it was to be a gay man in the 70s and 80s. He was clearly just closeted and forcing himself to have sex with women. Google "lavender marriage" dipshit.

>>> ⬆️ be normal about bisexual people challenge 🙄

>>>> why do we have to fight. i think vampire lestat and vampire daniel should kiss 😳

>>>>> Some of us are grappling with the fact that vampires walk among us and have been forced to live in SECRET for CENTURIES and we need to take a stand for their RIGHTS. Keep your disgusting rpf fanfic porn addicted comments away from the brave faces of the this movement.

[absols-and-accessibility]

(resending but I don't 100% remember the exact wording I used)

HEYYYY fellow Absol lover!! My girl Angel is trained to help ground me during PTSD episodes or sensory overloads and she joins me at work (I'm a cashier at Nimbasa's Pokemart!) Since we live in Anville Town we commute to work via Gear Station; most mornings are so serene and the other passengers just love her!

I will admit, though, it does get frustrating having to explain to trainers that she's not trained to battle (I had an Entire Ordeal the other day at work because a kid kept challenging us while on break despite the patches on Angel's vest clearly stating she's a registered service mon). Other than that, we've been doing great! She's such a good girl 🥺

Oh hey!

Yeah I don't understand why people are So Weird about absol service mon specifically. I bet that kid wouldn't have picked a fight with a herdier 🙄

Still, congrats on the Very Good Girl!!! I genuinely love absol so so much, did you know that the reason they can predict what's going to happen is actually a form of advanced echolocation? Their horn lets them figure out like everything in a ~70 foot radius and they use that knowledge to calculate what's most likely to happen. It's why they're extra good at predicting rockslides and stuff, they can sense that the mountainside is loose

[shmreduplication]

The show's approach to the white men in the cast is v interesting.

Usually in an all-token or majority-minority cast there's one white guy (arguably Teen Titans) altho sometimes he's Jewish (one day at a time) and if there's two white guys then the second one can't also be able-bodied straight and close to the average age of the rest of the cast (one day at a time again when the older doctor became part of the main cast, also the kids in the Shazam movie, also Crazy Ex-GF had Darryl be bi and older and a father)

House has three white guys, the star is disabled, his best friend is Jewish (well, TV-Jewish which means it was mentioned once in the pilot 🙄[i still love him tho, i understand why he's the most shipped with House{altho imo it should be Foreman<wait he has the same name as the guy from that 70s show? Eric Foreman? crazy>}]) so they made the third one English. IDK why but it's soo funny to me. Half the main cast is white guys but they still tried to do an all-token cast

And it works too! Everyone talks about the thing that makes them a minority (except Wilson🙄) which is more true to life imo than them only talking about it in A Very Special Episode

It's a good show!

[valkyrieandstrangeridingaragorn]

Tony stans are do annoying my friend is one but she isn't that bad but I asked her why she hates steve so much her only reason was because he lied to Tony. Like omfg get over it he didn't even lie to him and you know what's worse iron dad fans like sure not everything has to be comic acuret but you have to admit it was stupid what the mcu did to spider man and nwh tried to fix it spider man is smart and his own character but iron man ruined that character for me

- "He lied to Stark". How was Steve supposed to know the Starks had been killed by Bucky? The scene goes like this:

Zola: “For 70 years Hydra has been secretly feeding crisis, reaping war, and when history did not cooperate, history was changed” [then these two images are showed on screen]

Natasha: “That’s impossible, Shield would have stopped you”

Zola: “Accidents will happen”, and this:

So at that point they know an assassin murdered them, that's all. Who or why or where or how, nothing. And when they find out that Bucky is the WS they can make the assumption that the man who murdered the Starks could have been him but they don't know for sure. What if there were more (hello CW, they had 5 more Winter Soldiers)?

So what exactly do those fans want from Steve? To approach Stark and tell him "Look, your parents didn't die in a crash, they were killed off by Hydra but we're not sure who did it or how or why. Oh and by the way, there's a chance the murderer is my friend Bucky but I'm sure you'll act all level-headed over it and I can trust you with his safety, right Tony?" 🙄

It's quite telling that the stans are more preoccupied with whether or not Steve should have told him instead of asking why the hell were the Starks in possession of super soldier serum in their trunk. Or why the hell Howard (and Peggy) were so damn happy to hire nazis and work alongside them - Howard even had a nickname for Zola, how sweet.

- "Iron Dad". Oh I'd need a whole morning to describe just how absolutely terrible of a mentor Stark was for Peter.

He kidnapped him when he was 14yo, lied to his legal guardian, took him out of the country to get him involved in a fight with adults (some of them enhanced, most with tech or gadgets or powers) who didn't know him, kept him in the dark as to why they were fighting, once they were done he sent him home with a new suit and ghosted him for months, when the kid found out about illegal weapons trade Stark did nothing then called the FBI but never told Peter, chastised him when he tried to stop the criminals as Stark showed up in the ferry as a saviour as if he had no responsibility over what happened, took said super suit from the kid and left him to fight a bunch of guys in possession of alien weapons while dressed in a onesie, tried to lure him into joining the Avengers completely bypassing Aunt May's knowledge or permission on the matter, left him a highly dangerous device with no instructions on how to use it... And people claim this idiot was a good parental figure?

The only good parental figure Peter had was May. Stark was the worst thing to happen to Spidey and it took Marvel 3 movies to undo the damage.

[yuichi-ro]

Oh no no, i completely agree with you on the topic of kids! I firmly believe that all children deserve to be wanted and loved to the full capacity and I'm very happy that your son gets to grow up in such a loving home!

It's just that I don't like kids, like at all, and it gets really tiring when I hear (and other young women) that I'll change my mind 😭 like miss i can barely take care of myself, what makes you think that I have the mental strenght to care for something I don't even want 😭

So yeah, it's surprisingly controversial when you mention that ppl should undergo tests and treatments before they become a parent bc from what I observed like 70% ppl shouldn't absolutely have had kids💀

I am not a fan of the "but you'll change your mind" bull crap. If you don't want kids, you don't want kids!!! Why everyone feels the need to change your mind about it. It's like having multiples. No I don't need another kid. No my kid really won't suffer without a siblings. No I don't want to put my body through it again. Nothing is going to change someone's mind unless you're offering to babysit and make me a bazillionare 🙄🙄🙄

It's not that I dislike kids, I'm just not Mother Fucking Goose. Having a kid isn't my personality. Being a stay at home mom isn't "me" and only part of my identity as a person. Yeah I love kids but I'm not running a fucking zoo to have a dozen of them. And go figure I as a general rule don't care for other people's kids just because I have my own 😂

No seriously bc my wife basically works with what would be considered "at risk" kids (so you can only qualify if your poorer than poor or unemployable etc) and these people....these people should stop reproducing. The way they act like their kids are everyone elses problem and a free tax write off is just- god it makes me sad for these kids

[homeosloven]

Why is it that every guy i wanna raw studies at ef? Terminal bad taste 😭

EF is 70% rich kids that need a degree to get employed by their partents' companies, 28% wanna be billionaires or average liberal fuckos and 2% are maybe left-leaning.... and we all know its easier to stay in shape, have good clothes and overall look hot when you're rich 🙄 but not every ef student is bad... for example ✨me✨

[wildpokemon]

Get to know me

Thanks for tagging me @botherkupo​ (also i’m lolling, I just realized that I didn’t actually know your name and finding out that we have the same name is like weirdly surreal?)

Name: Kim

Age: 24, I turn 25 in a little less than a month

Favorite Colors: I’m really into soft pinks. When I was a kid I wholeheartedly rejected anything pink because I thought associating myself with “girly” things was bad 🙄. But I find it really soothing now lol

When you made this account: I’ve only had this one since October (I think) of last year. But I’ve been on tumblr on my “main” account since like 2012. I made this account totally separate when I started getting into Avatar mostly cause some people from real life follow me on my other blog and I didn’t really wanna explain to people who I haven’t talked to in years why all of a sudden all I talk about is a kids show lol

Follower Count: 70. Idk why but something about talking about follower counts on tumblr feels dirty. I’m super grateful to everyone who follows me though! Thanks for listening whenever I actually say stuff lmao

Super power: I have a pretty good memory for trivia type stuff. I can usually guess what year a movie came out pretty accurately, and one time I remembered my moms wifi password (one of those long string of just numbers and letters) after not having been to her house for a year. My teachers in school always said my brain was like a sponge, but mostly I think I just overthink everything 🤷🏼‍♀️

Favorite Drink: I don’t drink, but I’m unfortunately addicted to caffeine. I absolutely love Coke, and I get hazelnut flavored milk tea like once a week (not a huge fan of boba though)

A song you love right now: Recently I’ve been going through my old itunes library from high school, and I’ve fallen back in love with White Blank Page by Mumford and Sons

Dream Career: I’d love to be a published author, but I’ve got a lot of practicing and confidence building to do to get there lol

Dream Vacation: Mmm this is tough. I love to travel but there isn’t anywhere specific I’m dying to go right now, my boyfriend and I have talked about going to New York, London or Tokyo for one of our next hypothetical trips though!

Hogwarts House: Pottermore always puts me in either Ravenclaw or Gryffindor, but I think I lean a lot more toward Ravenclaw

Favorite Character this Week: Appa. My best friend drew me a picture of me and my boyfriend riding on Appa as an Christmas present and I finally hung it up on my wall, and it just makes me smile to look up from my laptop and see him

Christmas or Halloween: Halloween I think. I love the whole month of October leading up to it, I love all the decorations and just the official fall feeling. I don’t really dress up anymore though and I wish I did lol

Anyone feel free to do this! I like reading stuff like this! I’m going to tag @atlalovingfuck, @ka-tara, and @priincess-peach, but definitely no pressure!!

[twinstarlovers]

Since it’s 70 degrees we decided to go to the playground 🛝😁

Goreckiiiiiiiiiiiiii YOU BETTER CATCH ME 😝 (my head bigger than your body tho)

GORECKI THERES A MOUSE!!!!!!!! NO TWO!!!!!! RUNNNNNNNNNNNNN 🐁🐁

🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♂️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Let’s go take that kids kite in the back 🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♂️

But we gotta ask nicely 😐🙄

🧍🏻‍♂️🪁 🧍🏻‍♀️🧍🏻‍♂️

🧸- Hiiiii ima take your kite bye 🪁🏃🏻‍♂️

💋- GORECKI STOP 💀 LMFOAOAOAOAOA

💋- ummm he meant to be nice, we gonna borrow your kite, I’ll give you a penny ✨ okay bye, thanks 🏃🏻‍♀️

GORECKI COME BACK HERE 🪁🏃🏻‍♂️ 🏃🏻‍♀️

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Hereeeee CATCH 🤽🏻‍♀️

😵 GORECKI YOU OKAY?!?!?! 😰 I’m sowwy, I guess I threw too far that you fell ☹️. Now why you laughing 🙄. It’s not funny 🙄 you could’ve died! GORECKI YOURE BLEEDING 🩸 !!!!!!! HOLD UP BRB ILL GO GET YOU A BANDAGE 🚗🏃🏻‍♀️ 🧎🏻‍♂️. Okay I’m back! 🩹 Gorecki Ik it hurts you gotta move your hand 🥺. Here eat this 🍭. 🦵🏻🩹. Look Gorecki I’m done! Let me kiss it 😘💋. Can you walk? Okay good ☺️

Mamo I got you some apple juice here 👧🏻🫴🏼🧃👦🏻☺️

ITS EMPTY?!?!?! 😱

GORESI POKED A HOLE 😡

She stuck on top of the tree tryna get that kite, & she can stay there 🙎🏻‍♀️

Let’s run away, LETS GO 🚗 🏃🏻‍♂️🏃🏻‍♀️

SHE GOT DOWN THE TREE DRIVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 🚗………….🍏

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 k just go around the neighborhood, we’ll come back in like 2 minutes. She annoying like she always up to something. Ugh 🙄. Mamo you tired from running 🥺, here’s your bottle 👧🏻🫴🏼🍼🥵 . I’ll drive, we gotta go pick up Goresi 🙄.

GORESI GET IN 🙄🚗🍏

🍏- 😤

💋- Goresi don’t even start, Gorecki was finna faint cus of you, YOU drink out of that apple juice that you poked a hole in 🫴🏼🧃🍏

🍏- but I ain’t thirsty 🤥

💋- yes you are 🫵🏻

💋- that’s why Gorecki & I had a better time at the park than you did & that’s why you got stuck in the tree. Karma a B Goresi ☝🏼

🍏- mama you weird

🧸- like you ain’t

💋- 😭😂

You know whatever whatever whatever we going home & I’ll see if I change my mind to not lock you outside Goresi. Let’s see how fast you can run 🤗 LMFAO

🏡 🚗

[maplecornia]

stray kids slapped again what can I say

Venom : 9/10

HELLO WHAT WAS THAT BEGINNING INST I love it so much. Definitely felt like venom. Consistency could be better but I loved the vibes. And please this inst has me in a chokehold.

Maniac : 9/10

STRAIGHT SLAP. Call it noise music or whatever idgaf but it's such a vibe. Probably not my favorite, but still good. PLUS THE DEEP VOICE IN THE CHORUS ISTFG KILL ME

Charmer : 10/10

maybe this is more my vibe, BUT WHATEVS I LOVE IT. Wouldn't say it should be the title track but it's good enough to be overhyped 🙄

Freeze : 10/10

Is this Domino 2.0? No like fr wtf I love it, straight bop era, got me dancing RIGHT out of my seat fr. Chorus could be better tho

Lonely St. : 1000000/10

now this...this I will say deserved title track ;-; I get this is probably supposed to be a ballad track BUT COME ON IT HAS SUCH TITLE TRACK WORTHINESS...okay maybe my personal preferences are getting in the way BUT I DIGRESS still my fav track on the album

Waiting For Us : 10/10

OKAY MAYBE THIS TIES WITH LONELY ST. Just one thing...BANGCHAN AND JEONGIN IN A SUBUNIT. QJOSMDODK MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS. plus this is just heaven in my ears I CANT I LOVE IT SO MUCH. My ballad craving has been satisfied babes

Muddy Water : 8/10

DONT COME AT ME ITS STILL GOOD and a classic beat which i wish would be used more. I'm just not much of a rap lover which is why this is lower than the rest. BUT DONT GET ME WRONG TIS STILL A SLAAAAAP

Overall Album SCORE : 66/70

[gotham--fc]

Oooh lol you’re getting the tea. Lol sounds dead fun to be like knowing all the drama.😂

And damn yeah equipment is way too expensive, I’m like 80% sure I needed to buy a new helmet after the first time I hit my head (like properly hitting it 😂) but I still haven’t cause they’re £70 so they’re way to expensive and ya girl don’t got that money, plus it’s fine it’s been working well 😂.

The engine lesson does not sound fun I won’t lie 😂 I always hated the tudors cause in comparison it was so much more dull than the war periods. Like the tudors bro go fight france or something please.

Yeah I’d love to see Campbell get a start in net against the US, especially in these low risk games (always scared of using new tendies in high risk). I wanna say 3 tendies go but 1 is an alternate and doesn’t get a medal unless they play (I may be wrong) just cause Injuries innit.

Nah your analysis is good, I’ll take ur word in the game cause I didn’t watch cause I was way to tired 😂 lol we love that for you, tbf I watched a game over discord with my mate whilst tipsy and that was so funny. But I’m pretty sure it was a nhl game not womens, cause we were like let’s video call and see what leauges are live (there was none ) so we watched a nhl game from the last night.

Also bro did you see Sweden qualified for the Olympics I’m buzzing I have a soft spot for team Sweden 🥺🥺.

Also lol my game at the weekend was so funny I swear the other team was gonna try fight me 😂😂🏒

I love getting all the tea 😂😂 when all the swimmers were at my house all the roommates just huddled and my swimmer roommates were like okay that’s this person we don’t like them and that’s that person and we like them 😂

Like I’ve said I didn’t play hockey but my cousins do and I’ve been to some of their games and once one of their teammates was fully inside the lost and found bin and my aunt asked him if he lost something and he was like no I just don’t have a helmet so I take one from the lost and found every game like kids shouldn’t have to do that why is everything so expensive 😫

I liked the tudors tbh but I like learning about the politics or the social aspects of society more than wars and stuff, and all the tudors were was politics and social stuff 😂

Ahh yeah that sounds right, I never know what the roster limits are for stuff I just find out when they’re announced 😂 but yeah I’d love to see Campbell especially if she’s fighting for a spot on the main roster because if she doesn’t play against the us during this rivalry series then it’s basically confirmed who the goalies are and who the alternate is and I’d like for her to get a real shot at earning a place even if I think logically she’ll probably be an alternate anyway unless knock wood something happens to maschmeyer or desbiens

I love watching games tipsy 😂 I watched the Chicago sky win the championship tipsy and it was a lot of fun, honestly I’m just so stressed all the time with sports that getting a lil drunk during games is better for my mental health 😂 only afternoon or evening games tho I don’t morning drink but day drinking is fine (responsibly okay know your limit stay within it alright I have one drink when I watch sports I don’t go crazy also don’t drink and drive)

But that’s exciting for Sweden!! Ngl I’ve been bogged down with men’s hockey (ugh🙄) recently because of the whole China thing where they might get kicked out because they’re not good enough or are going to get embarrassed? Idk I say let them play they’re the host like that’s part of hosting is you’re in and if you’re worried that other teams will be stacked with nhl players and other teams will get embarrassed then just don’t let the nhl players play? Like it’s not that hard? Or perhaps just leave it because you never know what could happen and maybe they do get embarrassed but at least they showed up? I saw an argument that you won’t get more Chinese people to play hockey if they get demolished at the Olympics but how are they gonna wanna play when you tell them they can’t? Noah fence if someone said yeah your national team sucks too much to even participate it’s not gonna make me wanna play, I got really revved up about this anyway justice for the China men’s hockey team

Oh love that for you 😂 try to keep all your teeth okay? 😂😂

[hellbentreads]

i want to live-tweet (live blog?) PJO:Lightning Thief just bc i found it on disney+ and seeing as i JUST finished reading the books- i wanna keep track of my thoughts. date as of posting (in case anybody wants to talk about this lol) is 06/07/2020

here we go!

ahh yes you big bastard, didn’t notice you had a tattoo the first time i watched this movie years ago but also you being dramatic? it tracks. the gods are big dramatic bastards.

well that’s a wierd transition to manhattan

ok so i understand why people think this conversation between poseidon and zeus is awkward but then again...... the title of the film and book kind of explains why zeus is an ass; still doesn’t explain the whole big three children ban tho but we will get to that later.... hopefully. oh wait yes here we go dramatic exit. again- it tracks.

AW GROVER I MISS YOU. SALLY JACKSON I MISSED YOU TOO AHHHHH

Smelly Gabe i did not miss you- also a rat bastard; “He smells like a sewer”, yeah dude it’s what kept you alive this long ahsjkdlf

“Always threatening war.”, [pans to Grover nodding and raising an eyebrow “ahh yeah well that’s true”] LMAO

i’m sorry, i love you Chiron but goddamn can you be anymore IN YOUR FACE with percy during this talk in the statue room omg you’re practically screaming he is a demigod with Dodd’s right there agshkf

was the initial altercation like this or do i not remember it correctly- also the line “I need to be on medication” is such a mood

“this is a pen! i can’t do anything with this” - he then continues to use it for the next 20 books he appears in

*chants* minotaur minotaur minotaur! side note, i do love the aesthetic choice to have a formal entrance gate. it looks very pleaseing to look at and also!! the architecture looks historically appropriate while also adding the modern hot take.

i do NOT remember grover being this,,, ehh what’s the word? not jumpy? and actually.... confident?

the cabin! ok, maybe an unpopular opinion but it looks, once again, so aesthetically pleasing to look at although i wish they kept the courtyard cabin look :(

“you’re a threat to zeus and hades” meanwhile they also have had kids 🙄 but also!!! heck i’m sad they didn’t show the claiming as revealing his father, i do also understand this is a two hour film to begin with but..... the claiming was so cool but like this take was boring

also capture the flag was boring and 10/10 predictable even if somebody had never read the book

perabeth conversation? NO 13 YEAR OLD WOULD EVER SAY ANY OF THAT but ok wierd

hades being extra? it tracks. also, did not like like hot take on “artistic expression”. and the conversation with luke? CLEARLY THE ANTAGONIST. also wasn’t it the oracle who gave them the quest and not fricken luke?

i love uma but not as medusa- also who designed the actors wardrobe! we need to have a conversation.... lol “i used to date your daddy” sTOP

NASHVILLE?? also hol’ up... all of a sudden Anthena doesn’t talk to her AND ALSO where is anabeths cubs hat?

as somebody whose family is from vegas- it’s so funny how they just ??? stick the lotus at the end of the strip- past freemont- where NOTHING GOOD THAT EVER HAPPENS LMAO

hit bop Tik Tok by Kesha playing? yes please.

again at the costume designer- if you wanted to sell that most of these people had been stuck- you could have sprinkled more 70s items instead of the pinball machines and two background characters in fringe. groan. gag me.

so how y’all gonna put the Lotus past Freemont Street then bring the bitch back around on fucking FLAMINGO ROAD STOP THAT, that’s just lazy writing scenery. if anybody cares to notice, they pull out on the street cadycorner to Ceaser’s Palace, Treasure Island in their rierview mirror but then when they see the date they’re once agin at Ceaser’s Palace. agshkfg this bothers me so much.

you also can’t walk by the hollywood sign agsjkf also lazy storytelling.

entrance to hades and the ferryman? acceptable. what’s also acceptable and really cool is the dead hopes and dreams, that’s a hot take i like.

but aw i’m sad puppy isn’t here :(

WHO THE FUCK IS THIS HADES AND WHY WAS I STILL EXPECTING RALPH FIENNES

this whole conversation here? awkward. already having annabeth hate luke? that’s not how somebody would act if the person they spent like ten years with would be. this whole scene- GROAN. and what about the shoes and tartarus that SETS UP EVERYTHING ELSE

i still don’t fully believe annabeth and luke would literally start fuckin’ fighting like that

this whole fight scene is so.......... sigh

WAIT DID THEY JUST LOWKEY RECREATE THE COVER OF THE BOOK AGHSKD DOPE

i’m sorry but how does sally know how to open the elevator i don’t like that inconsistency

HOLD THE FUCK UP is that DETECTIVE MIKE CELLUCI from the hit canadian vampire tv adaption of the book Blood Ties as HERMES and detective stella also from the hit tv series CSI: NY as ATHENA oh fUCK ME UP

ok.... post film thoughts

i don’t like that Annabeth said jack shit in the beginning but it’s obvious she’s his “love interest” even tho it took FOREVER for it to happen in the books, you know- a little thing about character developments and relationship evolution

i don’t like that the ONLY black character is comedic relief and is made to be a joke, grover is such a great and complex character but not here!

i love some of the artistic deviations, not all of them, clearly.

also y’all gonna waste the post credit scene with that and not luke with cronos

also last minute rant but i’m sad rick gave pjo to disney- they chew everything up and grind it for all it’s worth (i.e. marvel and star wars anyone). on one hand i’m happy for some official merch but i am also sad disney is going to fuck it all up for money.

speaking of star wars, turns out lucas films did the post sounds lmao that’s cool

anyways thanks for coming to this rant lmao