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gosh i HATE when he shows up, doesn't he know i'm sleeping!?! [laugh track plays]
#myart#sleep paralysis#stupid silly hallucinations#yes i have the plague doctor squishmellow#why wouldn't i#i love him very much
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Played quite a bit of Genshin today! Had lots of fun exploring and doing quests!
Just finished Mondstadt Archon Quest Act 2, and...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ACT 3 IS AT ADVENTURE RANK 18?!
But it's fine! I like exploring and doing silly stuff anyways! It just took me by surprise, lol.
...I also unlocked Daily Commissions.
Also during then entirety of Act 2, I was just giggling and squealing whenever Venti was onscreen.
DJFNOAW:BFJDEPFHPHS HE'S SO PRETTY
HE HAS SUCH WHISMY I LOVE HIM
#crystal rambles#genshin impact#genshin impact venti#genshin impact Mondstadt archon quest#DP{JAWHFO:HS:HOF#HE'S SO PREEETTTTYYYY#AND SO CUUTTTEEE#MY BOOOYYYYYYYYYYY#Also got 'Beloved of the Anemo Archon' achievement#cause#you know#why wouldn't I#:D#genshin impact playthrough
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you said you were at another camp last week? did you have fun?
some guy born and raised out in salzburg-land told me that when I complain I sound like falco
#idk why but a lot of people think it's really funny that I have a wiener accent when I speak german#like#I live here#why WOULDN'T I#anyway no I did not have fun#what was fun is that I can pay my rent this month#and also that I have new horrors to bitch about#askertorte
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like you try to get people to understand that big things usually don't just happen out of nowhere and were the result of lots of small things building up and all that happens is you get called a conspiracy theorist
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‘You trust that bloke, do you?’ – Meir
‘Absolutely, why wouldn’t I?’ – Brooke
‘’Cause he seems a bit of a madman.’ – Meir
‘That’s no reason to distrust him!’ – Brooke
#Inspector Spacetime#Sticks and Stones (episode)#Implausible Deniability (trope)#Implausible Deniability#Brooke Rhapsody (character)#Associate Rabbi Meir (character)#do you trust him#you trust that bloke#absolutely#why wouldn't I#because he seems#a bit of a madman#that's no reason to distrust him#quotable Inspector Spacetime
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not me scheduling the bedpost ahead of time so it's exactly(ish) at the start of the year ;3
#i mean#why wouldn't i#it's gonna be an extra special one anyways so it's deserved#i say exactly-ish because the scheduling is weird and sometimes is several minutes off :/
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#art#deltarune#deltarune fanart#deltarune chapter 3#deltarune chapter 4#deltarune spoilers#kris#kris dreemurr#i am never drawing again bruh#nebbelillus#if you're wondering why the quality is so cheeks is because tumblr wouldn't accept my og fat file so i had to Shrink it#follow me on twitter i actually post stuff there </3
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You know, usually I love seeing pics of good food.
I love seeing the presentation, the process!
But then again
Usually I haven't just eaten a small pot of pasta with too much chili powder at midnight and crawled into bed with all the grace and stealth of a wild kazoo-playing wombat, humming Cool Rider from Grease 2 under my breath and trying desperately not to wake up my roommate who just got back from her band concert with a sore throat
The food pictures aren't all that appealing rn
#you know#as you do#i was so close to just dumping in a can of chili#like seriously#way too much chili powder#still ate it tho#why wouldn't i#it's still pasta#the wild kazoo-playing wombat is out to get#run#hide#pray#watch Grease and Grease 2#it's the only way#don't say hello to the skeleton man#you may wave at him though
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my parents think that its weird i got life is a highway on my playlist
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ofc I am
Reblog if you're okay with people coming into your dms or ask box with storylines and rp ideas!
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Og post
Being a jayvik fan is a spectrum
All I can say to this is:

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#everyday I open the internet and some new jayvik discovery punches me in the gut#I won't stop looking tho#(like I wanted to make others sad by showing this and tumblr wouldn't let me share this normally that's why it looks like this)#arcane#jayvik#jayce talis
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@loafyreblogs
I have no friends /j
And we're not STICKS, we're humans!!? Do we look like sticks to you guys? ...actually don't answer that I know how the CCC's equipment is...
#and yeah i know my sticks lol#why wouldn't i#burt burt speaks#((figured it'd be easier to take a screenshot of the rb and post it here instead of you know))#((spamming everyone's blog w/ the same post? i guess???))
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painted this while procrastinating my various responsibilities 😔 tempera on paper, 19 x 27 cm. sold
#I've put so much effort in painting her profile as accurately as possible#dunno why. i wouldn't have forgiven myself otherwise#the x files#dana scully#artists on tumblr#txf study#traditional art#txf trad art
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@mrenickma @mamabiggestfan
I have very little moots ngl. ☹️

Picrew chain! Make yourself with this picrew and the most recent meme on your phone
Tags: @dracosleftarsecheek @yourlocalbadgerscales @forensic-b1tch-aiden @names-confuse-me @agathokakolog1cal @yourlocalxiaosimp and open tags! <33 have fun
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would u turn lesbian for the rightguy?
everything is possible, sadly no guy is ever gonna be right cause men are soooo yucky jajsjaja
but there's probably one out there that I'll end up with and we'll be happy and in love tolerating each other's yuckyness
#imagine i end up with a girl!!! that'd be a fun turntables#it's not imposible either#why wouldn't i#girl's are slay too
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Something something—I think it would be very funny if Tfone Starscream got a head start on betraying Megatron by just… not leaving with him in his banishment. Starstay AU: 1 2 3 4
#transformers#maccadam#b 127#starscream#optimus prime#transformers one#elita one#starstay au or something idk#“WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE?!” vibes#I think it would be REALLY funny if he just didn't leave#like why wouldn't he take advantage of the recent chaos to secure a position of power in the government?#he would be a great politician (derogatory)#You've heard of decepticon Bee#now get ready for#“We can't get this guy who was REALLY on board to destroy the city to leave and now we're not really sure what to do??”#someone talk to me about this i think im onto something
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