i can't believe jabba the hutt sounds like good pussy
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KickinChicken for 4 asks, can now no longer move his legs.
Kickin falls on his back.
Kickin: WHAT THE FUCK MAN?!?!
DO YOU JUST CRIPPLE PEOPLE FOR FUN?!?!
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Things tumble dumble likes to do:
1. Close my keyboard randomly in the middle of typing (especially with tagging)
2. Not notify me of a dm until I open the app, so I have no idea when the message came.
3. Very consistently tell me when the results of polls I voted on are available.
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Only Tumblr would see a huge influx of users moving away from other platforms and decide to hit the double-time turbo boost on becoming more like those platforms
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Love it when Rolling Stone puts out an article about the 25 most influential internet creators and I've only heard of 7 of them
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
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watching bridgerton and obviously there were a lot of things wrong with the way socializing has worked in the past, but honestly the idea of a "calling hour" is so appealing. office hours for friendship. you can show up unannounced at my home between 1 and 3pm. you must leave by 3pm. I may give you a pastry. lets bring that back
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>Join a union
>Hear people constantly complaining that the current union leadership is super corrupt, it's all just the same ten guys making all the decisions in secret and nobody else in the union ever gets to know what's going on
>Go to the monthly union meetings that are completely open to all 1200 union members
>The only attendees are the same ten guys every month, giving detailed reports about everything that's going on
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i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues
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