#whyyyyyyyyy damn u

[penny-the-pissed-poltergeist]

THE PENNY IS DEAD

Penny: "humming to red like roses" It is a very good day to be not dead!

Jaune: "BANG" YOU ARE DEAD

Penny: "drops a book called how 2 die" I AM DEAD

Jaune: hehehehehehehe "sees Ruby approaching" ohhhh shit "flings the glock he used behind himself"

Ruby: "Humming to friend" AH, Penny is DEAD

Penny: yes, I AM DEAD

Ruby: Why is Penny dead? This is like the fourth time...

Jaune: IDK

Penny: I think it was-

Ruby and Jaune: SHHH, you are DEAD

Penny: ok "has a collision error with the ground"

Weiss: hey wankers who's up for a good- what in the Bloody hell just happened?

Jaune and Ruby lazily: Penny is dead

Weiss: Penny is dead?

Ruby: CORRECT!

Weiss: WOO HOO :D

Ruby: so, did you see the murderer?

Weiss and Jaune: No

Ruby: "Slams hand table" I will FIND them, I will CAPTURE them, and NO ONE will EVER die again

"Round of applause from everyone"

Winter: attention, PENNY IS DEAD

Weiss, Ruby and Jaune: We know...

Winter: Who killed her?

Weiss, Ruby and Jaune: We don't know...

Winter: I will fine CLUES 'SNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFFSNIFF" what's that, a weapon, This thing is why Penny is DEAD

Everyone else: PENNY IS DEAD!!!!!

Winter: Yes, SHE DIED

Everyone else: "Shock and horror"

"Winter gets run over by Neo driving an ambulance, Neo then hops out of the ambulance"

"Neo then gives Penny tree tea"

Penny (ascending): HAHAHAHA "fucking explodes"

Neo, signing: in my personal opinion, PENNY IS DEAD

Weiss: doc, what happened?

Neo, signing: in my professional opinion, Penny was KILLED

Weiss: Oh Brothers...

"everyone begins discussing"

Neo, signing: i don't think it's anything to worry about

Weiss: Now what...

Yang: clippity clop motherfuckers

Ruby: Oh come on...

Yang: look at this, Penny is freaking DEAD...... What do you think of that? uh...

Ruby: Yes yes, Yang?

Yang: what?

Ruby: GO HOME

"Blake waves to Yang from BMBLB"

Yang: Ah come ON, "Gets on BMBLB" un freaking believable, seriously you guys all su- "Blake crashes BMBLB"

Ruby: Okay, let's get back to THE POINT!

Penny: i think Penny is dead.

Everyone else: PENNY IS DEAD

"Neo runs to the Bees"

Neo, thinking: YANG I CAN ASCEND YOU! "gets caught in the fire and fucking dies"

Penny: SERIOUSLY WHO KILLED PENNY!

Pyhrra: "drinking maple syrup straight from the bottle" IT WAS ME

Everyone else: HUH

Pyhrra: 'Shoves an entire syrup bottle down her throat" I DID IT LIKE THIS "Pulls out Miló and blows Weiss's brains out"

Everyone else: "Shock and horror"

Pyhrra: "drinks even more syrup" that was a joke lads

Everyone else: "ear splitting laughter"

Pyhrra: "drinks even more even more syrup" it was y- "burp" HIM

Jaune: HUH, how did you know

Pyhrra: "drinks syrup" i didn't "EXTREMELY LOAD BURP" that was a joke too "begins chugging another syrup bottle"

Jaune: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHHAHHAHAHAH

"Pyhrra dies from syruphol poising"

Jaune: THAT'S RIGHT, IT WAS ME

Ruby: You monster!

Penny: BUT WHYYYYYYYYY!!!

Jaune: Cause your dumb Girl, and annoying

Penny: JAUNE STOP

Jaune: so, very, very annoying

Penny: JAUNE YOU ARE SO MEAN, JAUNE

Jaune: GOD FUCKING DAMN IT PENNY FUCK OFF, YOU ARE DEAD

Penny: NO U POW

"Jaune get lazered into oblivion"

Penny: HA HA, YOU ARE DEAD! not big surprise.

Ruby: well that was idiotic, of to go hang myself, WATCH AND LEAR- "hangs self on cape"

Penny: i am alive.... is nice

yes this is stupid

[spaciebabie]

SPACIE WHYYYYYYYYY

there is just something so funny abt not being on tumblr for like a week and coming back ta see messages like this reacting ta something that was posted from my queue

i have absolutely no idea what this, or the other asks i received are reacting ta but damn, am i glad ta have inflicted something on u

[frogdrip]

Hm. Annoying. I tried to reach out and be goofy w my ex bcs he added me on Snapchat so I thought we could be on good terms - except he would reply on and off to my story and never even said hi when he added me so I felt bizarre around the situation. Also he always lurks on my posts : T anyway so I just ask him nicely basically like “hey you added me and I’m not sure why is everything ok” and he was like “I don’t reply bcs I don’t think ur funny 😗” bitcch LOL wtf who fucking ASKED THAAAAAAAAAAT kid gets daddy’s money and suddenly he think ppl give a shit about his opinions 💀 damn I was just trying to be nice. I was like “ok asking bcs u randomly added me and act sus af” he didn’t reply to that so I’m so over it and and say “Ok go ahead and block me again plsssss 💋♥️♥️ mwaaaaah!!! Thx babe” Why the fuck did I ever date someone who literally has no concept of reality and other peoples perception. He’s so ugly inside 😭 whyyyyyyyyy like any part of him I thought I could connect with again has been smushed and crushed into the dirt. Kinda hard to accept but everything is fluid blah blah blah change is inevitable I guess I just got nostalgic and this is the outcome LOL whoops

[seasurfacefullofclouds1]

The obsession the fandom has with the sex life of louis is so god damn creepy.....like h I understand that he s done naked photoshoot n stuff (which still doesn't give ppl rights to sexualize him ) but louis like whyyyyyyyy what is the need why do u need to know HIS sex life just whyyyyyyyyy.....sorry this was weird

Agree!

[hitamory-dead-blog]

A compilation of my favorite comments on Pulling the Wires

(I THOUGHT THESE WERE DAMN HILARIOUS LMAO) -IM SCREAMING INTO THE VOID BUT IT JUST KEEPS SCREAMING BACK -fuck you Endeavor go die in a hole -You can't spell Endeavor without eND HIS FUCKNISIG EXISTENCE -you monster sto p plAYING WITH MYHEART LIKE THIS -I hate Endoucher too -I just realized, but do you remember Todoroki's hand curse? Boom, thats another reason Izukus finger was cut off after not killing Shouto. -SHOUTO TODOROKI YOU DWEEB, SAVE HIM. -I STARTED LISTENING TO PORTER ROBINSON AFTER READING THIS AND I CRIED -Behold: The Best Boi™️ -Holy shit too much angst. -everyones so fucked up im crying -THE LAST SENTENCE STRAIGHT UP MADE ME CHOKE ON MY OWN TEARS -this is my version of the bible -I've cried like 7 times -I'm s c r e a m I n g -can u not with the emotional rollercoaster -but why his finger dear god I get pain from reading about hitting your toes on a table leg this was hell for me -I SHRIEKED -whyyyyyyyyy -SHIGARAKI YOU FUCK -Why would u do that -IM HAVING A FUCKING HEART ATTACK OVER HERE -Save my son, or I swear to god I will lock you in a room with Mineta -bruhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh -Just dab your problems away, Deku

[tellywoodtrash]

ishqbaaz 11.08.17 lb

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pinky’s back home and being all uncharacteristically familial with rudra?? 😕😕😕

daaaaaaamn, rudra isn’t in the mood tho. rudy boy, you savage! 😗😗😗

... no but really, pinky is usually quite cutting with rudra, but she’s being kinda... like... how to explain? she’s acting like lovingly reproachful choti maa from the days of yore, when she used to be kinda affectionate with omRu... oh pinky, please revert to those days. i miss that pinkyyyyy. 😔😔😔

chota mooooh, badiiiiii baaat. 😐😐😐

news mili nahi hai, toh bataana kya hai? 🤔🤔🤔

my godddd, anika, honestly. this hugging his clothes thing is getting a little TOO much. go spend time with sahil, to keep your mind off things. 😑😑😑

omg please, BURN THAT UGLY BLUE SUIT WITH THE GREEN AND YELLOW STRIPES. PLEASE. 😩😩😩

i haaaaaaaate when ppl see you crying and ask RO RAHE HO???? y u gotta make shit awkward like that???? 😒😒😒

standard “aankh mein kuch chala gaya hai” excuses have been given. 🙄🙄🙄

awww, rudra distracting with pari ka feeder. (why they call it that and not a bottle, idgi.) 😊😊😊

god i love rudra so much. what a cupcake. this boy’s love for anika truly knows no bounds. 😚😚😚

and anika KNOWS it. 😘😘😘

excuse me: why no rakshabandhan special for these two????? 😞😞😞

gosh i thought that was pinky skulking in the bg, but thank god it’s bhavya. 😐😐😐

ok, reallyyyyy fucking awkward editing, that anika was in the room, and now SUDDENLY back in the mandir? like... you could have shown us the rudra/anika scene yest and the whole of the mandir scene today? what the fuck is even wrong with the editing team of this fucking show? 😟😟😟😖😖😖

ouff gauriiiiiiiiiii, yaaaaaaaaaaar. matlab vishwas koi sweater toh hai nahi ki jab chaaha cupboard mein se le liya, jhaad liya, aur pehen liya. 😣😣😣

lo the Star Plus waala Dramatic Dhaarmik Music™ has started. 🙄🙄🙄

ok, won’t talk about this scene anymore, you can read my thoughts about it here. meanwhile, fwding. 

Awareness™!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯

RUN ANIKA RUN! 😥😥😥😥

(i’m already sobbing btw 😭😭😭😭)

again, explain to me why she’s running down the stairs, when the mandir is on the lower level of the house. matlab, kuch bhi. 🤔🤔🤔

(goes back to sobbing. 😭😭😭) 

and the award for the most dramatic entrance into OWN damn house for 2017 goes to.... 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

imma enter my house like this when i return from work every day from now on. let’s see how the mother and cat take it. they better be this amazed and wowed and grateful to see me. 😎😎😎

lol look at his face, the fucker, koi emotion hi nahi. as if he just went to the kirane ki dukaan to buy a pack of smokes and came back. 😐😐😐

ok girl, calm down with the verbal diarrhea. 😕😕😕

okaaaaaaaaay, she just damn near confessed everything! WHY IS THIS FUCKER SO NON REACTIVE THO? IS HE OK? KAHIN SAR-VAR PE CHOT TOH NAHI LAGI? 😟😟😟

yo bro, sayyyyyyyyyy something. 😧😧😧

LE. ISSE TOH KUCH PATA HI NAHI. SAB KO ACHCHA KHAASA CHUTIYA BANAYA. 😑😑😑

TIME TO GIVE HIM THOSE KAAN KE NEECHE THINGS THAT YOU PROMISED RAGINI, GIRL. 😒😒😒

he’s still on this BS. even after she said everything that she said rn????????? 😧😧😧

lmao vikram be like “kahaaaaan phas gaya main yaaaar.” 

boy be looking fireeeeee in all black though. mmmmhmm. 😏😏😏

EXPLAIN WHY YOU COULDN’T BOTHER PICKING UP YOUR FUCKING PHONE THEN???????? 😤😤😤

shakti - eternal optimist and #teamAnika. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

omg bitch, after EVERYTHING SHE JUST SAID?!?!?!?! HOLD MY PIZZA SLICE, IMMA KICK HIS FUCKING ASS. 😤😤😤

still the hope in his eyes - hoping she’ll say NO. 😥😥😥

SAHIL PLEASE! KNOCK SOME DAMN SENSE INTO THIS ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!!!! 😫😫

ouff sahil, chamchagiri bandh kar. yahan pe sab bigaadne waala yeh tera SSO hi hai. 😒😒😒

he doesn’t even know they’re divorced. how even are they gonna pull this shit off without him knowing? 🤔🤔🤔

meanwhile, sobbing because:

whoooo boy. private mein confrontation. 😬😬😬

“ek mauka diya tha maine tumhe...” 

my god this vengeful bastard. 😧😧😧😡😡😡

MY GOD, YOU TWO ARE SUCH FUCKING STUBBORN ASSHOLES. YOU BOTH. LORD. 😤😤😤

“rishta hum dono ka tha. decision tumhare akele ka nahi ho sakta.”

oh right, as if you asked her before signing those divorce papers. which btw, why were you still holding on to??? don’t try to paint yourself as the ONLY victim here. 🙄🙄🙄

my god this fuckerrrrrrrrrrrr is soooo fuckkkkkkingggg blinddddd. i s2g i want to slappppp the blinders off him. 😡😡😡

OH GOD GIRL. WHYYYYYYYYY????? YOU COULD HAVE JUST SAID THINK WHAT YOU WANT, BUT I WON’T MARRY VIKRAM. WHY ARE WE BACK ON THIS BS??? 😫😫😫😫

i hope rudra is storming in there to beat the sense into bhaiyya. 😡😡😡

ugh i really dgaf about these two. i realllllllllly hope svetlana murders them. 🙄🙄🙄

yaaaaaas, rudra CALL. HIM. OUT.  👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

“aansoon khushi ke bhi hote hai.”

yeah those really looked like khushi ke aansoon. esp that part where she asked you to STOP THIS FUCKERY. yeah, now i have zero sympathy for this fool. i want anika to actually marry vikram and go cheer him on in his marathons, instead of wasting her life with this loser. 😒😒😒

btw, this asshole used to be the one who used to be like MAIN TUMHARE AAKNHON MEIN KABHI AANSOON NAHI DEKH SAKTA. today he’s perfectly okay with it. i’m so fucking done with you shivaay. 😑😑😑

god, that “haq” thing realllllly fucked him over. 😭😭😭

pft, yeh kya apna stupid defective heart follow karega. idiot. 😒😒😒

oh. sahil knows. 😐😐😐

bulbul here, to make a valiant second try.  may the force be with you, bulbul. 🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽

oh my heart, shivaay expresses himself naturally in english, but he’s translating all the english into hindi for her. i can’t. i just can’tttttt. i love these two together soooo muchhhhhhhh. 💖💖💖

le, yeh ittu sa bachcha bhi samajh gaya, lekin yeh do idiots... khair chodo. nothing more to be said. 😒😒😒

ok tearing up at sahil baandhofying rakhi for anika. 😭😭😭

“baandh sakte hai na?” *biggest, most earnest bulbul eyes* 

“poonch kyun rahi ho?”

LEGIT CRYING LIKE A BITCH BABY HERE COZ OH MY GOD THESE TWO ARE LIFE. THESE TWO ARE EVERYTHINGGGG TO MEEEEEEEEEEEEE. I WILL DIE TO PROTECT THESE TWO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭

“main waise bhi tumhari koi baat taal nahi sakta tha; ab toh bilkul bhi nahi taal paaonga.” 

bulbul laughing through her tears at “maayke waale” like... what even is this chemistry between these two... i just want to set everything on fire from how perfect it all is. 😫😫😫😫😫😫😫

how quickly these obros switch over to bhaabi/devrani sides, lol. bhai jaaye tel lene. matlab bros before hos ka koi concept hi nahi hai is ghar mein. 😆😆😆

oh god, her face and voice, so heartbroken and small, as she says “woh haq toh hai hi nahi humare paas.” i legit died. 😢😢😢

oh god shivaay, pehle apna shaadi aur biwi toh sambhaaaal. ouffff. tang aa gayi hoon main is ladke ki samaaj sevak mentality se. 😣😣😣

but he promised her, COZ SHE’S HIS CHOTI BEHEN NOW. 😭😭😭 PRINKU WHO??????????? LOL FOR THAT MATTER, OMKARA WHO?!!?? SHIVAAY SINGH OBEROI NOW HAS BROTHERLY OBLIGATIONS TO ONLYYYYYYYY ONE PERSON, AND ONE PERSON ALONE!!!!!!!!! 👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽👇🏽

HP number plate? not in mumbai anymore? 🤔🤔🤔

wow, a vacay in manali. WHEN YOUR HOUSE AND FAMILY IS ON FLAMES BACK THERE?????? 😧😧😧

waise yeh bhi theek hai. matlab, if you wait for things to settle down there, you’re never gonna get to go anywhere. so why NOT now??? 😌😌😌😌 

self contained bungalow. mwahahahha. OH MAN. I CAN’T WAIT TILL SVETLANA COMES HERE AND FUCKS YOUR SHIT UP AND THERE’LL BE ZERO WITNESSES. HAHAHA FUCK YOU TWO. 😆😆😆😂😂😂

isn’t this the same house used for the hacker bhavya went to visit? also the same house that anika came looking for dobin during her amnesia track??? also it may have been the cabin shivaay and anika stayed in, in the jungle???? 🤔🤔🤔

ok it’s fucking august. how cold can it even be? 🙄🙄🙄

lol you two gonna fucking dieeeeeeeeeeee. 😈😈😈

SVETLANA. MY GODDESSSSS!!!! YAAAAAAAS! FUCKKKK EM UPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!! 😊😊😊😎😎😎

yaaaaaaaaas, bulbul to the rescueeeee. LIKE ALWAYS!!!!!!!! 😇😇😇

[miserelysia]

So I watched the Netflix Death Note adaptation...

And I did a liveblog because that’s how I cope with bad adaptations of things I love. It’s pretty long but so was the movie. Also swearing.

HERE WE GO~

- Setting: Seattle. I'd say you already failed, Netflix, but I was prepared for this. And alright, so we have a re-imagining of Deathnote. - Our hero creepily hangs out right behind cheerleader practice and does homework, awesome - also he a nerd who does other people's homework and judges them - cool - chick who smokes and gives him eyes is Mia - and Light doesn't know how to smile - well it really does seem like Ryuk CHOSE him in this version instead of just randomly throwing his Death Note down to earth - why are we all afraid of rain we're in SEATTLE - super awkward, tortured troubled nerdy white boy, gotcha - ...light are you not reading the other rules. that's kind of important. THERE ARE RULES FOR A REASON. - oh shit it's time for willem dafoe's big debue - HI FRIENDDDD - LMAO LIGHT'S SCREAM - I MEAN, RELATABLE BUT - RIDICULOUS - why didn't they just name him Larry ffs "Light" just sounds weird for an American kid - I'm gonna call him Larry - okay let's jump right to DECAPITATION LOL DAMN SON - DAAAMMMMNNNN SON - THAT IS NOT THE KIND OF HORROR I WAS LOOKING FOR IN THIS MOVIE - OMG LARRY U KILLED KENNY - way to trash the classroom Ryuk - what happened to my friendly bored shinigami - he got Americanized(TM) - LARRY YOU GOTTA READ THE WHOLE TERMS & CONDITIONS ON SOMETHING LIKE THIS FFS BOY - i mean granted we don't have the whole terms & conditions because they weren't all written out in the manga - or were they?  i never read them - bUT THEN I WASN'T THE ONE WITH THE POWER TO FUCKING DECAPITATE PEOPLE BY WRITING THEIR NAME DOWN - thank you Ryuk for giving the correct pronunciation of your name - so either Ryuk is lying about the rules of the Death Note, saying it HAS to belong to a human, orrrrrr this is another Adaptation Thing - okay well Larry definitely isn't any Light Yagami but his character is.... pretty realistic for a Troubled White Boy(TM) - just wondering how the heck Larry is gonna be smart enough to avoid detection - also is he going to take a chip and eat it - lol damn how'd you know Antony was at a dinner party, Larry? - AWWWWWW HIS DAD LOVES HIM YAY - okay Ryuk's design is..... okay - LARRY WHY R U BRINGIN IT TO SCHOOL - AND WHY ARE YOU SITTING IN THE BLEACHERS DURING GYM??? - or are you creeping on cheerleaders again boy wtf - "you saw a guy decapitated? damn that's hot" mia what's wrong with u - LMAO YEAH SURE SHOW HER THE DEATH NOTE????? - OKAY - ugggghhhh come on, anyone who TOUCHES the death note can see Ryuk not just the keeper. why change that rule???? you could have so many more amazing "HOLY SHIT AN 8 FOOT TALL DEMON?!?!?!??" scenes - "i have a death god" well i'm glad they're not trying to make everyone say "shinigami" the whole time - "you of all people want to see this" HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT CAN YOU TELL SHE'S A SOCIOPA--okay granted, she did talk about wanting to see Kenny's decapitation - "you snot-nosed little douchebag" that is.... such a tame insult for a guy who's holding a gun to a lady??? - um why was that rogue SWAT truck just driving through at top speed you can't control other people i thought??? - also why did he just fuckin EXPLODE when it hit him like a damn garbage bag damn Netflix - holy shit Mia what's your damage why are you so hype about this - lmaoooo nerdy virgin boyyyyy - no longer a virgin boyyyy - having weird sociopathic sexytimes with his weird sociopathic girlfriendddd - white boy saviour complex is go - AYYYY GOD COMPLEX IS GO - time to get busyyyyyyy KILLING PEOPLE - um did you really target EVERYONE IN A NIGHTCLUB WTF BOI SOME OF THEM WEREN'T EVIL - or are they just saying someone shot up the whole place BUT YOUR VICTIM'S ACTIONS CAN'T RESULT IN SOMEONE ELSE'S DEATH I THOUGHT??? - i do like that L is a black man - why is Watari kinda creepy - AWWWWW GOOD THEY KEPT THE CANDY OBSESSION - "you'd kill him? you'd kill him for me???" omg mia seriously WHAT IS UR DAMAGE - my precious boy L and his rainbow candies - this is all i wanted. quirky L dealing with the police - HE'S PRECIOUSSS - OOOOOHHHHHH BURNNNNNNN"CHILD WEILDING POWER HE DOESN'T UNDERSTAND" - "now i'm rooting for this guy" THANK YOU RYUK, ME TOO - i'm in love i love L I'm rooting for him too - u gonna kill ur dad larry? - "i think you can tell when you're sitting across froma killer like kira" he says to his CLEARLY SOCIOPATHIC SON - mia U HAVE ISSUES WHYYYYYYYYY - r u serious - relationship issues now too - da fuq - how is mia EVEN WORSE OF A PERSON THAN LARRY - HOLY SHIT GIRL - THE ENTIRE DAMN TEAAAMMMMMM - omg larry it was MIA not ryuk - seriously are you serious are you saying it's ryuk are u FUCKING SHITTING ME NO - "just making sure you hadn't died" lmao thanks L for ur concern - "light turner is kira" okay then L, i mean i guess we had to make the conflict go fast but okay - "i don't do check, only checkmate" nice - "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MEEEEE" lmao larry you aren't light - "you're the one who flew into the sun, I'm just here to make sure you actually burn" I LOVE U, L - U NEED HIS FULL FUCKING NAME NOT JUST WATARI. FUCK YOU DID THE PEOPLE WHO MAKE THIS NOT READ THE DAMN MANGA - I'M SO ANGRY THIS IS SO POINTLESS - L IS SO SAD -MY BOY - BBY - HIS FRIEND IS GONE - lmao this got overdramatic real friggin fast - r u serious MIA IS A MUCH BETTER LIGHT THAN LARRY IS - LIKE THE ORPHANAGE WOULD JUST LEAVE THEIR INFO LYING AROUND???? - AND WHY HAS L NOT REALIZED WHERE LARRY WOULD SENT WATARI IT'S SO OBVIOUS - DA FUQ IS WRONG WITH THESE CHARACTERS - why is there cell reception in that place - why did that guy kill him THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS??? - WHY DID KNOWING WATARI'S FUCKIN NOT EVEN REAL NAME WORK - AND IT WAS POINTLESS - POINTLESS LOW QUALITY BADLY RESEARCHED WRITING - Larry u fuckin idiot you don't deserve to be Light and I need the plot twist to be that the death note was actually mia's all along - "you don't get to feel superior for being a pussy" omg mia - hot damn she killed everyone - HOLY SHIT SHE GONNA KILL HIMMMMMMM - HOLY SHIT - MIA - HOLY SHIT - HOLY SHIT - "now go get my goddamn book" HOLY SHIT - I LOVE THISSSSSSS IT'S WHAT I WANTED ALL ALONG - BADASS GIRL IS A BETTER LIGHT THAN LARRY FOR REAL - L MY PRECIOUS BABY I'M SORRY - ummmmmmm larry you could just burn the page urself u know??? - car chase & foot chase nice added unnecessary drama - Y U HIT L IN THE HEAD RANDOM MAN THAT'S NOT NICE - "NOW GIVE ME MY FUCKING BOOK OKAY" HOLY SHIT MIA - LMAO HE PUT HER NAME IN - LMAO TAKIN DOWN THE WHOLE FUCKIN FERRIS WHEEL - "I TAKE IT BACK" LMAO LARRY U CAN'T - RYUK WHAT THE FUQ - LMAO AND HIS HEART IS GONNA STOP AT MIDNIGHT WHILE HE'S HOLDING HER RIGHT - SUCKS FOR YOU MIA - oh oop no she falls instead - SHE REALLY LIKED THAT BOOK I GUESS??? - BYE KIDS - oh nice image with the flowers exploding - "innocence destroyed~" or w/e guys please she was already a crazy sociopathic monster - R U SERIOUS THE ONE PAGE - THE ONE PAGE WITH HIS NAME - FALLS PERFECTLY INTO THE FLAMES - FOR REAL - WHO IS MYSTERIOUS MAN????? - great yeah just put the death note on his chest and then the nurse can find it - why'd he magically wake up from a coma - why is no one responding to his increased vitals - YEAH U KILLED UR GIRLFRIEND WAY TO GO - i mean she sorta killed herself but - oh wait nope he actually killed her - wow - so that last bit of plotting almost earned you the right to be called Light, Larry - but not quite - anD WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF ENDING IS THAT??!?!?! - I HATE OPEN ENDINGS - LARRY IS ABOUT TO DIE RIGHT - I DECIDED IT. LARRY DIES. - EXCEPT THAT MAKES L A KILLER - BUT L'S CHARACTER HAS ALREADY CHANGED DRASTICALLY SO... - YEAH, LARRY DIES - i mean the other option is that his dad's like "wtf" and locks him up forever - but then American Ryuk just gives the Death Note to someone else and now that Kira is a thing they'll think it's up to them or something??? - who knows - whatever - i'm done with this weird ass convoluted mess. - well the beginning of the credits was cute at least, with the bloopers and the fun times

Okay this wasn't a complete waste of time but they absolutely lost me as an adaptation at the point where Larry was able to control Watari wITHOUT KNOWING HIS FULL DAMN NAME I MEAN COME ON THAT'S WHY HE'S CALLED WATARI. Also constantly screaming "THERE ARE SO MANY RULES" like hey maybe you should take the time to read them Larry wtf is wrong with you. L losing it was interesting but man I miss the calm, 5-steps-ahead-of-each-other cat and mouse of the actual Death Note. I think I'm gonna go watch that now.

[predi-cam-ment]

Chat room shenanigans(pt.1)

A/NI was gonna upload it to AO3 but it's  being an ass so I'll upload it here instead

Tag: @acecosmos

Sunny Boy☀️ Created a group chat

Sunny Boy☀️ Changed the chat name to:Mah frens:D

Sunny Boy☀️ Added 🎶Music🎶,✨Spacey Jacey✨,Hunger Games Champ⚔️,Jayrome,🍰Sweet Tooth🍪,🌊Not a fish🐠,and Insomnia🌑 to Mah frens:D

Sunny Boy☀️:Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!!!!!!!!

✨Spacey Jacey✨:Hey!

Hunger Games Champ⚔️:'Sup

Insomnia🌑:Hello

🎶Music🎶:the chat titles stupid

Sunny Boy☀️:Ty!

Insomnia🌑:Well damn that was blunt

Jayrome:Mitch

Hunger Games Champ⚔️:Yesssssssssss?

Jayrome:U know ur name is a lie

Hunger Games Champ⚔️:Wha

Jayrome:You ain't a champ

Jayrome:I beat u

Sunny Boy☀️:Ooooooooooo

Jayrome:Change the name Mitch

Hunger Games Champ⚔️:;-;

Hunger Games Champ⚔️ changed their name to Katniss🏹

Katniss🏹:There

Katniss🏹:I changed it

Katniss🏹:U ass

🌊Not a fish🐠:XD

🍰Sweet Tooth🍪:Life is pain

Sunny Boy☀️:Y?

🍰Sweet Tooth🍪:Finals

🎶Music🎶:life's pain on its own

Sunny Boy☀️:Stop being emo Ty

Insomnia🌑:My eyes hurt

✨Spacey Jacey✨:Probably because you.wont.sleep

Insomnia🌑:Jay please don't turn against me

✨Spacey Jacey✨:I know you finished your homework

✨Spacey Jacey✨:And your the smartest kid in school

✨Spacey Jacey✨:So why won't you sleep

Insomnia🌑:<-----

✨Spacey Jacey✨:Take your sleep meds

Insomnia🌑:But whyyyyyyyyy

✨Spacey Jacey✨:Because I love you?

Insomnia🌑:Fine

Sunny Boy☀️:Awwwwwwwwww u 2 r cute

🎶Music🎶:so cute it makes me want to throw up

Katniss🏹:Yeah,SetoMU is the best ship

Katniss🏹:Better then me and Jess definitely

Jayrome:XD

🌊Not a fish🐠:Annie would've smacked me if I said that

Katniss🏹:Well Jess is here

Katniss🏹:wanna say hi?

Jayrome:yeah

🍰Sweet Tooth🍪:She's nice

Katniss🏹:J:Hey guys!

Katniss🏹:J:And thx Ian!

Sunny Boy☀️:Heyyyyyy Jess!

Katniss🏹:J:Hey Adam!

🎶Music🎶:how do u know who's who?

Katniss🏹:J:Because Mitch is telling me TY

✨Spacey Jacey✨:Why cant you just join the chat?

Katniss🏹:J:Because my laptops at home

Sunny Boy☀️:Why r u over Jess?

Sunny Boy☀️:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Katniss🏹:Adam

Katniss🏹:No

Insomnia🌑:I'm back

Insomnia🌑:What time is it?

✨Spacey Jacey✨:9:51 pm

Insomnia🌑:Before you start

Insomnia🌑:I'm waiting for the meds to kick in

Katniss🏹:J:Hey Setooooo

Insomnia🌑:Jess?

Katniss🏹:J:Yeah!

Insomnia🌑:Oh

Insomnia🌑:Hello

Sunny Boy☀️:Q 🐕 u've been rly quiet

🌊Not a fish🐠:Just watching the chaos unfold

Sunny Boy☀️:O h

Sunny Boy☀️:Ian?

🍰Sweet Tooth🍪:Uh yeah?

Sunny Boy☀️:You've been quiet 2

🍰Sweet Tooth🍪:Sorry

🍰Sweet Tooth🍪:I'm studying

Sunny Boy☀️:aaaaaaaaaa that makes sense

Katniss🏹:Ian was right,life is pain

Sunny Boy☀️:?

Katniss🏹:J:We're studying

Sunny Boy☀️:Shit

Sunny Boy☀️:I'm supposed 2 🐝 studying 2

Insomnia🌑:Yuors akk sippoxed ti srify

Sunny Boy☀️:Wat did he jst type

✨Spacey Jacey✨:The sleep meds are kicking in aren't they?

Insomnia🌑:mmmmmmmmmmm

Insomnia🌑:yws

✨Spacey Jacey✨:Then log off

Insomnia🌑:No

Insomnia🌑:I wsmma hete in svhool tii

Insomnia🌑:fvck svhool

✨Spacey Jacey✨:Seto please

Insomnia🌑:vine

Insomnia🌑:imly bwcaide i live yiu

✨Spacey Jacey✨:Live you too ❤️

Insomnia🌑:Fvck you

✨Spacey Jacey✨:I wish

Insomnia🌑 Logged off

✨Spacey Jacey✨:X'D

Sunny Boy☀️:JASON, dnt wanna hear abt ur sex life

Katniss🏹:J:( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Katniss🏹:J:Pay back

Sunny Boy☀️:Jess nuuuuuuuu

Sunny Boy☀️:Ian u okay?😂😂😂

🍰Sweet Tooth🍪:Life,,,,,,,,is,,,,,,,,,pain

Sunny Boy☀️ changed the chat name to fuck school

Jayrome:IVE JST BEEN CCRING WHY?!XDXDXDXDXD

🌊Not a fish🐠:You guys are cray

🎶Music🎶:well i gotta go,jocie's callin me

Sunny Boy☀️:In the middle of the 🌌

🎶Music🎶:...

🎶Music🎶:bye

🎶Music🎶 logged off

Sunny Boy☀️:rude

Jayrome:WHEEZING

Katniss🏹:Well me and Jess are done 4 the day,byeeeeeeeeeee

Katniss🏹:J:Bye guys!

Katniss🏹 logged off

Jayrome:Oh no

Jayrome:My parents are mad

Jayrome:shitigottsgobyeguys-

Jayrome logged off

✨Spacey Jacey✨:Yeah I'd rather not fall asleep in class,so bye!Be back tomorrow probably,,,can't guarantee it though

Sunny Boy☀️:USE CONDOMS

✨Spacey Jacey✨:🖕🏻

✨Spacey Jacey✨ logged off

🍰Sweet tooth🍪:IM STRESS

🌊Not a fish🐠:He is actually stress incarnate

🌊Not a fish🐠:Can confirm

🍰Sweet Tooth🍪:HSBSYSUDJSNWBSGYSUWJSNDHHDSY

🍰Sweet Tooth🍪 logged off

🌊Not a fish🐠:I think he just had a mental breakdown

Sunny Boy☀️:Prolly

🌊Not a fish🐠 logged off

Sunny Boy☀️:well fuck u 2

Sunny Boy☀️ logged off

[Private Message] Sunny Boy☀️----NONSENSE💖

Sunny Boy☀️:Heyyyy Alesa

NONSENSE💖:Yes?

Sunny Boy☀️:I got u the info

NONSENSE💖:Good.

Sunny Boy☀️:Ur otps hve not 💔

NONSENSE💖:Specify which otps,I have a lot of them.

Sunny Boy☀️:Sigh

Setomu:g8 Jessicanadian:gr8 Lerome:gr8 Ty n Joce:gr8 VengeKipz:gr8

NONSENSE💖:YAYYYYYYYYYYYYY

Sunny Boy☀️:how do i keep up w/ u

NONSENSE💖:Because you love me

Sunny Boy☀️:Tru

Sunny Boy☀️:r u gonna change the profile orrrrrrrrrr

NONSENSE💖:Tomorrow

Sunny Boy☀️:aight

Sunny Boy☀️:Luv u

NONSENSE💖:😘😘😘😘😘

Sunny Boy☀️:😍

[Private Message end]

[incorrectexoquotes]

Hi I'm new to exo and there's so many members (not that I'm complaining) I was wondering if u can tell me about the personalities and distinct features to help me remember their names??? Thx~ Also I understand their used to be 12 members and if u can include the ex-members that would the dope~

IM LATE BUT BUCKLE UP BABE WE’RE IN FOR A RIDE THIS IS LONG

sehun: he is the baby of the group a very tall very handsome baby, noodly limbs but like….graceful noodle because he’s a great dancer so he’s like those dancing noodles in front of gas stations, he makes fun of everyone and probably roasts all of exo daily but he’s a big baby so he loves his boys a lot and probably cries while watching lilo and stitch because ohana means family and family means nobody gets left behind or forgotten, he has terrible selfie skills and has a thing for white girls (nothing wrong with liking white girls but he liked a kylie jenner thing once ??? i guess god doesn’t give with two hands?) , sometimes he looks mean as hell but remember he is just a big baby please handle with care

kai: his real name is jongin, he has beautiful tan skin and he is living proof that god really DOES give with two hands because he is both beautiful and also sweet as hell and also handsome and sarcastic funny??, during interviews he’s always staring intently at the person talking because he doesn’t want to miss a single word like what kind of Angel™?, his only flaw is that he doesn’t like wearing socks and he’d probably fall asleep in ur lap whenever possible at the most inopportune moments, he dances Great and the way he moves his body??? boy was born for the stage he draws your eyes immediately during performances, he has fluffy lips and fluffy hair and the deadliest Gaze when he looks straight into the camera, obsessed with dogs he has like 3 and he’d steal sehun’s dog vivi if he could lets be real maybe he’s just a bunch of dogs operating a human suit in order to take over the world? plausible theory, one time he had to be locked in a room by the staff so he’d stay and finish his vlive broadcast, all he does is laugh that cute dorky laugh (search it up because i’m literally sitting here typing this and hearing his laugh in my head it’s so distinct and memorable wow), he’s probably a goddamn hipster and into slam poetry…love it

D.O.: aka kyungsoo, literally good at EVERYTHING he does, dancing??? YES!!! singing??? a LEGEND! acting???? A KING OF KINGS WHERE THE OSCAR AT??!!!!, pretends he hates exo but he actually runs fyexo on the side, probably has his calendar filled out with the release dates of all of the other member’s solo stuff so he can listen/watch right away and then pretend like he didn’t because he cares more than anyone but he’s not about to show it, has pretty heart-shaped lips and big eyes and never dyes his hair a different color anymore it’s always black, recently got a terrible haircut that tested my love but then he showed his forehead and the world was good again, born january 12 1993 which is also the day zayn malik was born and i wholeheartedly believe there is a Reason for this, has the softest smoothest chocolaty velvet voice on earth and i could listen to him say baby girl and senorita for the rest of my life, BIG SMILE, people talk about satansoo and maybe he’s evil because he’s a capricorn and short as hell (therefore full of lots of inner anger) but i truly believe he’s just a small bean with a big smile and a bigger heart who’s kinda into platonic bdsm

chanyeol: oh boy where do we start, main rapper, a meme, got big ass eyes, a very tall baby but in the sense that he’s like 85% legs 20% ears and 50% In His Feelings At All Times, cries about everything, he’s allergic to dogs and cats but he Endures the pain just so he can hold his family dog like………that’s cute, he’s noodly and not even a graceful noodle just 85% noodle legs hurdling through life at too-fast speeds that his legs cannot keep up with but thankfully he is trying, HIS ARMS ARE SO THICK, he owns this one black sweatshirt and wears it all the damn time yet he’s owns a rolex who is he, like he literally wears the same outfit for days i bet he’s always skipping laundry day, he composes and writes music and plays like 10 instruments some of which include the guitar, piano, my heart, etc, awkward as hell, part of 92/beagle line and probably loud and giggly as hell too, a crier, his news anchor sister is really hot i stan his sister, DJs at exo concerts and let me tell u….boy knows how to Kick Ass, VOICE SO DEEP YOU’LL START RECITING POETRY FOR JONGIN’S SLAM POETRY SESSIONS

chen: real name is jongdae, smiles like :3, HIS VOCALS ARE OUT OF THIS WORLD, his voice feels like taking 6 shots at once and you’re good until you stand up and everything hits you at once and you’re bouncing off the walls maybe possibly crying, small but full of roasts, looks like he gives the sweetest hug gentle and soft while he rubs your back, probably smells really nice, the whiniest voice ever, *jongdae voice* whyyyyyyyyy, *jongdae voice* [screaming], screams a lot, have you ever listened to jongdae’s solo “uprising” because he truly busted my fucking ears once and it was the best experience of my life, secretly aspires to be in a heavy metal band and was probably the sole reason why exo did a heavy metal version of mama during an awards show, he has a square jaw and curly lips and pretty eyelashes and he gives off this very serene vibe, part of 92/beagle line, I LOVE IT WHEN HE SMILES, honestly the sweetest boy, everyone calls him the mom of the group he’s literally the mom friend who doesn’t love the mom friend, ripped his pants during mama 2016 and kept his cool thru creating a skirt w his jacket on the spot, snarky as shit 10/10 would recommend, doesn’t have an instagram?? for why??

baekhyun: LOUD AS SHIT, a sweetheart, he has the prettiest hands, used to be cute and then decided to gym so now he’s cute but also hot, lotto baekhyun=hot pirate shirt baekhyun, he literally has an entire series where he plays league of legends with heechul and invites random people to play embarrassing games and scream with, jongdae was on one episode and they screamed together and it was beautiful exo’s harmonies are legendary, dance line passing, exo m passing, moodmaker which means he makes CORNY ASS JOKES AND I’M WHIPPED SO I LAUGH, connoisseur of stanning girl groups and always doing girl group dances, a focking dweeb, BIG RECTANGULAR SMILE ALL TEETH SHINY AS HELL CHIP SKYLARK WROTE MY SHINY TEETH AND ME ABOUT BAEKHYUN, probably thinks lightning mcqueen is cute and jongdae the type to agree, has a literal daddy kink and flaunts it on instagram.com, he is literally ALWAYS talking, not sure if he knows how to not talk, like you see the guy always talking in exo videos and he has a loud voice? that’s baekhyun (not the one screaming at extreme decibels but the guy sceaming at slightly lower than extreme decibels), highly endearing, baekhyun flirts with everyone trust me im an expert, does embarrassing things on purpose and then gets embarrassed two minutes later and repeats process every day, a Relatable Meme, 92/beagle line member #3

lay: real name is yixing, last Chinese member left, HARDWORKING, ANGEL, GOD SENT HIM TO US TO SHOW US THAT HUMANS CAN BE GOOD, a part of dance line and his dancing is so good to watch it’s sharp and precise and his hip thrusts *fans self while baekhyun fans himself on the other side of the world*, always looks like he’s spitting straight fire at awards show speeches, pointing up during speeches to show that exo is #1, soooo hardworking he’s made his own studio and released his own solo album and acts and does variety in china and travels back and forth between exo and solo activities and is always thinking about his exo boys while thinking of his fans (xingmis), KING, according to exo he has a thing for spreading their ass cheeks, calls it ‘refreshing’ but im pretty sure he just has a kink, has tired droopy looking eyes its cute, literal human incarnation of those “[takes a hit from bong] how do my feet smell if they don’t have a nose?”, super chill like he that dude who’d just sit through the end of the world and you’d be like….tru…and join him in Chill Bliss while the world falls apart around you

suho: aka Junmyeon (Joonmyun is another way to spell it), suho means “guardian angel” because he thinks he’s a guardian angel and PLOT TWIST HE IS!!! HE IS EXO’S ANGEL AND HE TAKES CARE OF THEM BY NAGGING AND LISTENNING AND BEING SWEET AND MAKING DAD JOKES, dad joke example #1: when someone asked him what park they should go to while they were in nyc and he said “linkin park” i kid u not i am not making this shit up, he’s very, very pretty like SOOOO HANDSOME kinda looks like the guy who’d be your suga daddy tbh, he is exo’s self-proclaimed funniest member and tbh he truly is the funniest member his dad jokes are out of this world exo can suck it, smol pal, he’s the leader of the group and the rest of exo like to roast him but tbh he’s the best leader and i will always have a soft spot for him ever since that time when krisgate happened and exo won for overdose and he went up on stage all alone to accept the award and the way he held it together so well for everyone, his band himself and the fans, was the most heartbreaking thing ever i love kim junmyeon he’s just a loving single dad trying to make it out there in this cruel worl

Xiumin: aka Minseok, he looks like a cute bun but he’s actually the oldest and is so beefed up he could probably beat u up and ur grandchildren’s children would feel it, LITERALLY SOOOOO HOT, he used to be really quiet during debut and he is still kinda quiet but he’s been working on it and doing much better and exo supports him thru it, honestly its the quiet ones u gotta watch for boy probably gathers all the tea on the rest of exo and spills it at isac when no one is watching, YALL SEEN THOSE PICS OF KANGAROOS, that’s minseok he’s cute like a kangaroo but he can also murder u with a pinky finger and u would probably thank him not gonna lie, he has pretty slanted eyes and he’s a really good dancer and he has a lovely voice AND HE CAN WRAP example #2 of god truly giving with two hands, he loves sports and back before luhangate he and luhan were literally inseparable #bffs4lyfe, the CUTEST SMILE IN EXISTENCE, WHEN HE SMILES WARS END, literally everyone is under this boy’s spell like minseok barely does variety he showed up on running man once for .02 seconds in a clip he wasnt even invited to the show and he trended for like a whole day, he ate mocha bread on xoxo and mocha bread sold out everywhere, he is literally the chuck norris of exo, he’s always trending for breathing it’s beautful and relatable me too south korea

ex members: so they were all apart of exo m (exo’s chinese subunit who promoted in china), exo m also includes xiumin, chen, and lay, the rest of the members above were in exo k, who mainly promoted in south korea

tao: aka zitao, A BABYYYYYYYYYYYYY, BABIER THAN SEHUN EVEN THO HE’S LIKE…KYUNGSOO’S AGE, he’s got a cat-like face, pretty tanned skin, and he was super tall, king of being a wushu master, basically he’s entirely capable of kicking ass wherever he goes but he’s scared of everything, couldn’t shower alone back in the old days, everyone loved taking caring of him, suho was literally his mother, he looked scary during debut era because of his emo hair, but he’s the biggest baby ever and he and sehun made up the raddest baby club ever, they rode around in expensive cars just to get food from the convenience store, dramatique as hell, i really really liked his rapping he had flow it was great also his iconic part in growl….binch, RED HAIR TAO………GODS GIFT, HIS MUSIC NOW IS LIKE…..culture shock he’s a smol baby but those mvs m’dude, i miss him

luhan: apparently hes a fkn freak have you heard his new songs, “put in work like the renaissance move that body like a gymnahst ask me what i want  lalalalala blow me like a flute WOO OoooooOOOHOHHOOH show me what IT do oooohoooh” Lu by Luhan (2015), ok like he was literally so iconic???, cute face like honestly so gorgeous but he always had this obsession with being MANLY, he and his manly BRO MINSEOK would do BRO things like Coffee BRODATES and play soccer together and hang out under BROBRELLAS at isac, he’s good at acting and making it in a matt damon movie yes binch, i loved his voice it was sweet and harmonized so well with jongdae’s voice and yixing’s, he genuinely had the sweetest friendships with his bros, A LITERAL MEME RUNNING MAN LUHAN WAS ICONIC , he doesn’t know what he’s doing w his face and is constantly derping its beautiful, literally the original exo meme face tbh, white producer: luhan you’re the best! luhan: [hits the whip nervously], i miss him so much omg

kris: aka Kris Wu or Wu Yifan some say kevin was also a name…. a man of many names, luhan might have been the original exo meme face but kris was the original extra ass meme, obsessed with space and the biggest dork in the world (universe), his relationship with the boys was like….so beautiful….and its been nearly three years but it always warms my hort, a really good actor he’s making it big out there, SOME TIMES HE’D WEAR THE UGLIEST SHIT TO THE AIRPORT AND HONESTLY….IT WAS WILD HE’S SUPPOSED TO BE A FASHION ICON, HONESTLY kris in exo showtime was the most iconic thing i’ve ever seen, exo’s other dad or now it’s exo’s ex dad, probably shared dad jokes with suho when they’d have their dad meetings, he’s otherworldly hot and he has these piercing eyes and he went bald for like a month after leaving exo but now he’s making it big in a vin diesel movie with my girl deepika #bless, krisgate was literally the wildest thing he exposed sm and i still get war flashbacks about it, rip exo m(emories), i miss him too but they’re all doing good out there so its fine

[human-bill-has-moved]

nope! My nonexistent lips are sealed

♤ Bill whines

"But whyyyyyyyyy~! Ugh, you grayfaces are so damn d i f f i c u l t!!"