#wii u port

[the-dragon-girl-27]

At this point its tradition I make these for every direct it is my duty and my curse

Here's one for all 2 of my followers who played this game:

What about the planet Elma, what about it.

[dirty-xenobladeconfessions]

Just saw someone say the Xenoblade games are "not really about the story" so I'd like to get this opinion peer reviewed

this is something ive seen people say before and it genuinely baffles me because if you take away xenoblades story. im sorry but it doesnt exactly have much to offer. i like the battle mechanics but not enough to spend 100 hours doing it Just Because. why put like ~13 hours of cutscenes in a game for no reason. like if the story isnt the point then literally what the hell is lmao .

[donkeykongbongodreams]

Unreleased Wii U gun peripheral

I love that this was at one point a thing.

[modismod]

Ok it’s kinda funny that the Wii U brick themselves if they stayed off for a while and I don’t think many people will notice that lol

[luminous-orb]

happy ttyd remake announcement soon we will be free

[nicole-the-hololynx]

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I always lament how the Vita lacks an extra set of shoulder buttons, it's to me its biggest shortcoming. You can map the back touch pad to inputs to pretend it has L2 and R2 buttons in some games but it doesn't really work very well.

So I was looking at the console the other day wondering how I'd fit an extra set of buttons. Since it's too thing to put them further back like a Dualshock I figured putting them side by side like the ZL and ZR buttons on the New 3DS would work better, but it's just too cramped up there!

All the space is taken up by the 2 shoulder buttons, the cartridge port, the volume and power buttons, and a.... and um.... some port? sitting next to the cart slot?

I've never used this port in my life and it uses up the precious space that could've easily fit L2/R2 buttons so I went online to check what it does and the best answer I get? "Well you can maybe stick your dick in it" WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT!!!

Anyways the port was never officially used, there's no known use case for it, and I've heard in some models it doesn't even work properly. What the fuck.

[nevert-the-guy]

LEGO City: Undercover LEGO Bob-omb my beloved

[danifart]

yeah this is pretty apt

[oh-cramity-its-amity]

One thing to know about you: What’s your favorite video game? :)

hey okay ahhh. it took me a bit to get back to this cause i genuinely had to think about it- jst because while yeah i DO play a lot of games, i have a habit of not finishing them??? its a whole thing BUT.

its down between two for me- and yeah its hunter-core of me to say this, but BUT BUT- TLoZ twilight princess really really has stuck with me.

as it being my first zelda game/introduction to the series i got it used on whim and literally have over 100 hours in a save file (look- you CAN clear it in shorter time but i just was really into it-) and its a game ive actually replayed two or three times in full??? its just such a good zelda game (people will talk shit about the wii version but gamecube prices/the hd port to wii u istg- i WILL settle for motion controls- actually they didnt bother me too???). i just like the entire gritty feeling of the world and how realistic it looks. its mature while also the standard linear progression to pre botw zelda. botw is good- but its one of those games i said earlier about not finishing haha. twilight princess is just THAT. like it hooked me. same with the entire soundtrack and just- mannnn i cant even explain it! skyward sword is good too- but i just hold tp closer from the zelda games ive played (which arent many but i really think theyre cool as someone who only had a knowledge of solely nintendo=mari> for years, branching out on their other ips was a cool experience).

and the other one would be the 2018 insomniac spider-man game. when i played it FAR after its release (like in 2022 lmao) i just couldnt put it down. like everything from the combat to how fluid the web-slinging feels- it all just flowed so naturally to where it engrossed me as a whole. i fully wasted an entire weekend to beat the entire mf game. THATS how into it i was 💀😭.

oh and the ending of the story literally made me almost cry. AUGH. im not gonna spoil it but damn </3. i really would like to get a ps5 eventually to play though the sequel. miles morals eventually too- ik that ones pretty short so it shouldnt be that long. uhhh- im not even like a superhero person either- like im not diehard into the marvel universe but i just really heard such things about it over the years and it delivered for me.

i could probably say honorable mentions with neo: the world ends with you or doom 3. its a whole thing. i mainly play anime games (not alllllll the time but a lot of my ps4 library consists of anime games.)

I KNOW im rambling but in conclusion, twilight princess and 2018 spider-man (NOT the remaster on ps5. the og ps4 version. its just better. trust me.)

[unicornlovers10]

I know that this is extremely unlikely, but I hope that Monolith makes a definitive version of Xenoblade Chronicles X. If only because I won't be able to get the game until after the eshop closes, and I won't be able to have the full experience of the game.

[starlitfunkster]

(NOTE: Before anyone reads this, yes, it's out-dated. Especially my views on Balan. I'm allowed to like what I like. But this is not the way to go about it. You are allowed to like and dislike something based on your own opinion.. but at least give the games a try.)

(Another note: You're not obligated to read the sequel. But also, please do not harass anyone who likes or dislikes a game. That's petty.)

Me, who likes Balan Wonderworld and Mighty No. 9 AND is still a Gamer (albeit a Casual one): Yeah the game wasn't good, but it's still good to me.

Gamer who hates Balan Wonderworld: But it's bad tho??

Me: So? Go read Balan, if you want more story. *tosses book at the gamer who hates balan wonderworld*

Gamer who hates Mighty No. 9: What port did you play? Wii U? Wasn't that the worse port?

Me: Whilst I do agree with you that Mighty No. 9's Wii U port is the worst of the options available.. I still enjoy the game even after all these years.

Toxic Gamer: Fuck you then!! I'm gonna go back to my GTA!

Me: ...Okay? *sigh* Now, gamers, not all of you are like the three above. Only a fraction of you are. But like.. can a girl enjoy her games even if they are bad? Like, fuck, I LOVE Mega Man 8 unironically, and that (to most people) is the worst Mega Man game! And heck, I'll say it: I'll still be a Gamer, but I love to keep an open-mind about things! So I'll still be a Gamer, but I won't say I hate something just because of what everyone else says.. because that's stupid.

[smoreal]

In a perfect world… sega would take the games that were rushed as all hell onto the shelves and REMAKE THEM to become what they WANTED it to be…

[luxrayz64]

seriously why the fuck aren't heroes and shadow available on steam. 06 and unleashed too. they could port the adventure games onto pc, but not these other games that released on the exact same consoles and hardware as those?

[skillbattle]

i like to give hints that im extremely into video game console modding. (hey everyone did you know that I’m really into video game console modding)

[bilestat]

devastated to learn that motion controls will be my only option when I finally play twilight princess, I’m not even done wind waker yet and I’m ready to have a breakdown about this news

[krawdad]

I want them to announce the damn console already so my brain will stop going "what if they actually go with switch 2 having 2 screens" every 8 minutes