#willy mclean

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Imagine being this close to Billy…I’d die, for real!! I just can’t even!! Oh Anthony Carrigan, I envy you!! 😍❤️

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skyhigh | willy mclean

summary: you get high with your boyfriend, he fucks you. it would be nice to do all of that at your shared place... right?

pairing: willy mclean x fem!reader

warnings: use of drugs (weed), smut - oral (f receiving), unprotected sex, sliiiight dumbification, spitting; fluff, pinch of angst and feeeeels. reader is in college, and i wrote it with a slight age gap in my mind, but ages of the characters aren't specified.

word count: 5400 (approx)

a/n: alright, so this was supposed to be something completely different, but here you go. also idk if there are any willy/bill enthusiasts who will appreciate this, but if you're one of them, don't be scared to let me know!!! O:)))

all mistakes are my own.

It’s already a few hours after your shift when you find yourself standing in front of your mirror, giving yourself a quick final touch-up before you head to the pool. You smooth down your red summer dress, smiling at the way it hugs your figure before walking to your bed and sitting on your sheets to slide into your white, worn-out Converse. As you bend over, you reach under your bed.

You pull out a wooden box covered in various, colorful stickers – popsicles, Route 66, a "dill-ightful" pickle, logos of nature reserves, and your newest addition – the Boise public pool sticker. No, they didn’t initially have them, but Willy is too weak to resist your puppy dog eyes and your sweet-sounding pleas especially when your body is glistening with water. And you adore him for it.

A soft snort escapes your mouth at the irony. When you open this innocently looking box, a gift from your religious grandmother when you were 11, you find not-so-innocent items, probably causing your Nana to close the heavenly gates for you if God truly exists. A purple vibrator, a polaroid of Willy and you naked in the bed of his truck, and the main reason you opened this unholy chest – a bag of ground weed, rolling papers, and filters. You grab one of each, along with the bag of weed, and quickly stow them into your petite backpack. Closing the box, you shove it back under the bed before putting on a thick, patterned cardigan that’s too big for you and throwing your bag over your shoulder.

You say goodbye to your parents, assuring them you’ll be safe. Then you hop on your bike and pedal towards the pool, basking in the golden rays of the setting sun. Upon arriving at the gate, you are greeted by the soft music coming from Willy’s office, and as you’re trying to close the gate without letting go of your bike, a loud distorted sound of a human voice makes you jump.

"This is private property, and just because the delinquent happens to be a pretty lady doesn’t mean there will be no consequences!"

You turn to the origin of the voice and see Willy leaning out of the poolside kiosk with a smile hidden by the megaphone in his hand. You roll your eyes at his antics.

"I’m lucky I know the manager," you retort.

Willy puts the megaphone down and jumps over the counter to meet you. You lean the bike against the wall to give him a warm welcome.

"The manager should also report all the sweaters that have been stolen from him. It’s weird, you always appear in the ones that have gone missing," he says as he reaches for you, tugging on the wool covering you.

"So weird," you confirm, putting your arms around his neck as you press against him and your lips meet in a slow kiss, awakening the butterflies that were ready to start tickling your insides since the moment you left your house.

Willy’s hands start to wander too, sliding under the hem of his cardigan. His fingertips brush against your thighs, igniting a feeling in you that forces you to press against him even more. But you pull away, removing your arms from around his neck, and your fingers circle his wrists, stopping his roaming.

"Come on, I just got here," you say, stepping around him and heading towards his office.

He sighs.

"Exactly. No time to waste time," he says, but instead of following you, he walks towards your bike to lock it into the storage room.

When he finally comes into the office, you’ve already shrugged off his sweater, so now you’re standing at his desk, your hips softly moving to the music playing from the radio as you rummage through your bag. More of your skin is exposed and Willy’s cock twitches at the sight. He closes his eyes and takes a deep breath, telling himself to wait, before he walks towards you.

His palm touches your back once he’s close, and his larger frame towers over you as he watches you. You finally find what you were searching for and turn to him, holding your palms up – one with the baggy and the other holding the papers.

"I’ve got it," you say with a big, gleeful smile on your face, your chest heaving from excitement.

You have smoked only a handful of times, most of which you didn’t even enjoy because it was either to fit in or you didn’t pace yourself, mixing it with all kinds of alcohol which always resulted in you spending the rest of the night throwing up until sunrise, feeling like shit the following day.

Then, you started working at the pool and met Willy, who told you you had been doing it all wrong and with wrong people. He was more than willing to show you the ropes. It was the night you got your first shotgun, and also the night Willy rejected you because he didn’t want to take advantage of you.

But oh, how much he wanted to fuck your brains out that nigh, you have no idea. But it doesn’t matter because he got to do it anyway when you were both sober. At least, you were sober; he was… kind of sober.

His eyes narrow at you as he crosses his arms over his chest.

"Are you using me just to roll joints for you? Is that what it is?" he asks playfully.

"Yes, you are actually my side piece to my side piece, and you happened to be excellent at rolling joints, that’s what’s keeping you your place."

"You’re a brat; I can’t believe I’m still putting up with this kind of behavior," he teases, taking the contents from your hands and going to sit on the small couch you gave him after it had been kind of uselessly sitting in your basement. It was a shame to throw it away and since Willy could use one in his office, you talked him into taking it.

You’d never say it out loud, but you love watching him roll one, imagining what those skillful hands did to you everytime you were tangled in blankets and sheets. You are also sure he knows.

You sit down next to him, kneeling on the soft cushions and turnning your body to face him. Once he’s finished, he pulls out a lighter and turns to you, one leg bent in the knee on the cushions and his arm extended over the back pillows, just enough for his fingers to reach your face if he wanted to.

"Did you bring your big girl pants to have the first hit this time or is tempting me the only thing you care about?" he raises an eyebrow as his eyes casually scan your figure, lingering on your cleavage, and then your bare legs.

You take the joint from him and put it between your lips. He mumbles an alright as he lights the twisted end. As you inhale, you feel the smoke irritate your esophagus and lungs, causing you to cough.

"Good girl," he says proudly, though what you just displayed was pathetic. You hand the cigarette back to Willy, and he immediately takes a hit without blinking an eye. His fingers start to play with your hair lazily, twirling it around his fingers, and once you calm down and wipe away the tears from your eyes, he speaks again.

"You look beautiful."

His sincerity makes your heart swell. You really couldn’t be happier without Willy being the perfect mix of a sarcastic asshole, teasing menace, and at the same time, the most loving boyfriend. And it’s not the lightheadedness talking.

You take his hand that’s still toying with your hair and kiss his palm before springing up and leaning into him to kiss his lips. But before he has the chance to react and put his hand on the back of your head to pull you in even more, you sit your ass back down on your heels.

"Wanna try again?" he passes you the joint and you take it, putting it in your mouth and inhaling again. You manage to hold the smoke in your lungs this time before puffing it out. Then you take another strong hit, and Willy laughs. "Geez Louise, slow down."

He takes the joint from you and puts it on the edge of the ashtray. Just as he leans back against the couch, the smoke comes out of your mouth and nose.

His hand lands on your thigh, stroking your skin, and you shudder at his touch. Feeling more clingy and horny, you move to straddle his hips, forcing his foot to hit the floor. His hands immediately get a hold of your hips, his thumbs pressing into the crease between your thighs and torso. You lean over him, his head tilting back against the top of the back pillows as your fingers tangle into his hair.

At one point, you tug at his strands and grind into his lap, making him groan and push up against you while he squeezes the meat of your ass. His hands then slide under your dress, pushing the hem up your thighs until he discovers that you’re not wearing panties. He groans again and uses his strength to manhandle you onto your back, laying you out on the cushions.

"Not only am I going to hell; you’re gonna make me the devil’s right hand, I swear to God," he says, his lips brushing against yours, making you giggle.

"I can give you my right hand, right now," you tease, reaching your hand down to touch him over his shorts; his cock is already getting hard.

He kisses you again and it’s the filthiest kiss you might have ever received. You’re not complaining. His tongue slips into your mouth, your teeth clash against each other, and a string of spit connects your lips when he slightly pulls away before touching his lips to yours again.

His hand that’s not holding him up starts roaming your body, eventually settling on your breast, squeezing it, and pinching your nipple with his thumb and index finger. You moan at the feeling, arching your back, not only to show how appreciative you and your body are, but also to encourage him to do more.

"What do you want, hm?" he asks as he disconnects your lips.

He loves the way you look in this moment. Splayed under him, your mouth slightly agape, kiss bruised as it let puffs of breath out of the heaving chest where his hand is currently resting. Your thighs spread out, resting against his hips as your pussy soaks his shorts.

You were speechless, too. It’s a paradox, really. For how filthy you can get, all the things you let him do to you, even convincing him to take a picture of you two naked, and yet, you can’t get the words "fuck me" out of your mouth.

His heart is racing too, so when he speaks, it sounds like he’s just finished a marathon.

"You want me to touch you?" he slides down your body just a little so he’s able to lay kisses on your neck, your hand losing the grip on his crotch. "Want me to touch your pretty pussy, hm?" he sucks a bruise into your skin, marking you for your friends, colleagues, the little gremlins that piss in his pool every day, and their creepy dads to see.

"Uh-uh," you manage to moan out.

"Uh-uh, what?" he starts to kiss your chest, leaving trails of kisses over the top of your breasts. He tangles your fingers together and lifts your arm, steering his lips towards your collarbone, over your shoulder, and down your bicep, before kissing back up to your neck.

He lifts his head and lets his eyes rake over your body again, stopping to admire the way your pussy’s pressed up against him. His hips automatically shift a little to get some friction before his eyes are brought back to your face by your whimper.

 "Do you want me to touch you with my fingers?" He asks as he brings them to your lips, lightly pulling your bottom lip down into a pout with his thumb.

"Or my mouth?" He lightly kisses you.

"Or my cock?" He grinds into you. "You need to use your words, like the big girl you are.“

You lick your dry lips and gulp before whispering, "I want your mouth."

"Where do you want my mouth? Come on, don’t save that big brain of yours for college," he says and strokes his thumb over your forehead. "Tell me."

"I want your mouth between my legs."

He smiles a little. "Alright."

He slides down your body, kissing your breasts over your dress before kneeling on the floor and angling your body so he can access the parts he’s eager for.

He starts by kissing your knees, alternating between the right left, before moving his mouth up your legs, nipping at your skin, and creatingleaving behind additional sets of bruises. Your hands find their way into his hair, slightly pulling and scratching at his scalp. He can smell you when he gets close to your pussy, and he has to take a deep breath to prevent himself from diving straight into your heat.

But good God, you smell so good and to satiate his hunger, he inhales your scent and at the same time licks a broad stripe over the crease of your thighs, making you jolt as he finishes his tasting with a bite to your hipbone.

"Willy, come on," you whimper, pushing on his back, urging him to get to the place you need him the most.

"What, you said you wanted my mouth between your thighs. Isn’t this what you had in mind?"

It’s infuriating, the way his expression is fucking serious, mouth slightly agape in confusion, not a slight hint of teasing. He’s good.

Your voice shakes when you finally say, "I want your tongue on my pussy."

He finally smirks and leans down, but before touching you, he opens his mouth one more time.

"See, was it so hard?" His hot breath hits your lower lips, and then his arms circle your thighs, pulling you closer as he licks a stripe up your pussy with the flat of his tongue, gently sucking on your bundle of nerves when he glides over it. You moan at the feeling, your clit finally getting the relief after pulsing for the last 10 minutes.

"You taste so good, so fucking sweet."

He slurps up the ixture of your juices and his saliva before leaning back to take a look at your cunt. He swipes his thumb over your clit, sending electricity through your nerves, causing you to jerk your hips. Then he spits on you before quickly leaning back down and licking it back up. He flattens his tongue over your clit again and starts drawing circles with his head, drowning you in new sensations like he drowns his chin in your wetness.

You feel the knot in your abdomen tighten, your back arching as your thighs squeeze Willy’s head. He accommodates himself to your body’s act-up, gripping your thighs and scraping his blunt fingernails over your skin. His tongue slides down, slipping in and out of your hole as his nose brushes against your clit, lewd noises filling your ears and accompaniying the harmony still coming from the radio. Your moans get louder too, and for Willy, the combination of your slick pussy and desperate whimpers is a true masterpiece he would consider putting on Pitchfork if he wasn’t possessive.

Finally, the balloon of pleasure in your stomach bursts, and your body spasms with release as you throw your head back. As your lower body jerks, you push against Willy’s forehead to try to get him away from you. He circles your wrist and puts your hand away, your legs now resting on his shoulders. Your chest is still moving up and down as he watches you whisper oh my god and jesus christ, and he can’t help but lean in to lick your remaining juices one last time. You gasp and grab him by the collar of his t-shirt, pulling his face to yours.

"I love you so fucking much," you say and kiss him, tasting yourself on his tongue.

His hand cups your jaw, and the pad of his thumb strokes your cheek before he lets his hand rest against your neck, gently feeling your pulse.

He pulls away and kneels on the floor again, turning towards the table and taking the forgotten joint, sucking in the smoke before putting it away again and bringing his face back to hover over yours. You stare into each other's eyes, his pupils wide, making his irises look black because you can’t to this day figure out the color of his eyes since it seems to change like the skin of a chameleon.

The pinch to your chin brings you back from your Land of Thoughts. Willy urges you to open your mouth slightly and then he’s leaning in, smoking the cloud from his lungs into yours. You inhale and hold before exhaling.

"Where did you go?" He asks with a smile on his face because you do look pretty, all fucked out and high in the sky.

"I love your eyes."

And the wings of Willy’s butterflies move, because when he was younger, kids used to make fun of his lazy eye. Now, he has the most beautiful girl beneath him, telling him she loves his eyes.

You giggle after a few seconds pass. "You’re blushing."

He rolls his eyes and sits on the couch, lifting your legs and placing them over his thighs.

"You ruined a sweet moment," he huffs, but you’re still giggling.

"So are you gonna fuck me or not?" you ask, and he turns his head toward you in surprise.

"Look at you, the grass’s finally working its magic," he says with a smirk, squeezing your calves.

"I need to get out of the dress though, I’m fucking soaked," you start to sit up, and he wiggles his eyebrows at you, causing you to roll your eyes. "Not like that."

"Should we check?" He asks with a smirk, already reaching his hand between your legs again, but you slap it away.

Except for that, you ignore his teasing and take your dress off, throwing it on the chair from where you are still sitting on the couch, meanwhile, Willy discards his shirt on the floor. You shuffle closer to him and move to straddle him, but he stops you by grabbing your neck.

"You think you deserve to be on top? Only girls who can handle their weed and use their fucking words get to be on top, okay?"

You only nod in response, and he chuckles.

"See, you can’t even answer me. Do I make your brain smaller?"

You’re so sensitive to everything now that each word coming out of his mouth makes you wetter. As you nod again, you can’t help but squeeze your thighs together to relieve some of the pressure, your thighs sticking together from all the juices that spilled out of you and that Willy helped spread over your skin.

"Aw, is your pussy eager for my cock already? Want me to help you out?" He asks mockingly, and you absolutely live for it.

"Yes, please," you whimper and he shoves you, your back hitting the cushions again. He slides his trunks down enough to let his cock out.

He wastes no time spitting into his hand and spreading it over your pussy, briefly sliding his two fingers into you before bringing them to his mouth to taste you. His other hand takes his long cock, the tip teasing your entrance before he slides it against the legth of your cunt, covering it in your cum.

You moan at the feeling of him grazing your clit and his balls being pressed against your hole, his tip reaching under your belly button. You take that opportunity to stroke him with your palm, but it doesn’t last long as he takes a hold of both your hands and puts your arms above your head.

"Those stay there, understood?"

"Yes."

Then he finally takes his cock and pushes inside of you. You both moan at the feeling. Willy reaches for the joint, offering it to you after taking a hit himself, but you shake your head. After tossing it into the ashtray, he doesn’t waste any time anymore and starts sliding in and out of you, slowly at first, savoring the sensation. It’s like the combination of your pussy wrapped around his cock and the heightened senses brought him into a paradise. And oh, it’s so fucking amazing. Not so much for you though, as you bring him out of his trance.

"Will, faster, please," he opens his eyes that he didn’t realize fell closed and the look on your face is enough to convince him to fulfill your wish.

"Faster? You want it hard?" And with that, he adjusts himself, grabbing your hips with bruising strength, lifting them in the air as he starts slamming into you quick and hard. "You want me to fucking ruin you, don’t you? Ruin this sweet pussy for everybody else."

He fucks into you at a blistering pace, pulling your hips to meet his, the skin of your ass slapping against his thighs, and you’re certain that the underside of your cheeks will be covered in bruises too. Your arms are still above your head, desperately looking for something to hold onto. Moans are falling out of your pretty lips and your breasts bounce up and down, like your body on his cock. He’s mesmerized by it, by you. The way you let him use you like this, being completely out of it, trusting him with everything at this moment.

And as he thinks about how vulnerable you are willing to be with him, it makes his cock twitch against your walls, bringing him closer to orgasm. So he lowers your hips and positions your calves on his shoulders, intesifying the stimulation with the change of angle.

"Will," you moan, and he brings his thumb to your bud, continuing to slam into you at a bruising pace.

"Yeah. Are you gonna cum? Come on."

The pad of his finger fiddles with your clit, making you convulse.

"I can feel this sweet pussy squeezing the fuck outta me. Let go, sweetheart. Be a good girl for me," he kisses your knee and all the sensations merge together, creating fireworks in your abdomen as come apart, and your pussy covers his cock in more juices.

Willy follows right after you, moaning your name as sweat drips down his chest. He stills and spills his cum into you, sliding out and back inside one last time before letting your legs down and lying over you.

He tries to hold himself up, though he doesn’t have much energy left, so you still feel the heavy weight of his body on yours. You don’t mind though, and instead of pushing him away, you bring him closer by wrapping your arms around his back. A couple of minutes won’t kill you, and if it does, you’ll die the happiest woman in the arms of the happiest man.

You’re both in a state of euphoria, coming down from your highs – at least the orgasmic ones. Every part of your body is sticky with sweat and other bodily fluids, warm breaths brushing against each other’s ears.

You trace unrecognizable patterns on his back, lightly scratching your nails against his skin. As you crane your neck to lay a few kisses on his neck, you feel the goosebumps rise on his skin from your affection. When you open your mouth to tease him about it, you realize that it’s getting hard to breathe.

"Willy," you rasp out, and he immediately understands. He pulls out of you, making you whimper. He pushes himself up, but in no way is he losing that delicious physical contact with you. He guides you up by your arms with him, lying on his back and bringing you down on him, so now your heads are at the opposite end of the couch.

He is now tracing his fingers over your back before sliding his hand down to knead your ass. You purr in satisfaction, the weed helping helping you feel comfortable even on this small couch with cum still leaking out of you. For you, it’s really like a spa. Better, even.

"We’ll need to clean this couch," you mumble with your cheek pressed against his chest, the tip of your nose tickling his neck.

"You want to wash it just to get it filthy again?"

You hum, even though he’s right.

"I can’t wait to find our own home," you say absentmindedly, causing Willy to open his eyes.

"What?" he whispers, and you lift your head to meet his gaze.

"Our own place. You know, like an apartment," you explain, noticing the frown on his face. The crease between his eyebrows tells you that he did not expect you to bring this up at all.

Your cheeks get hot again, and suddenly, you feel exposed, lying naked on his body, not even a blanket covering you.

"Or not. No, this is fine. Sorry. You’ve probably never considered living with someone who still works part-time," you laugh nervously and your heart suddenly becomes a competitor in a race.

And Jesus, the weed isn’t helping either; it’s making your eyes water. Why couldn‘t you keep your fucking mouth shut for once. This is getting ridiculous and you’re embarrassed, so you sit up and reach for the discarded t-shirt he previously threw on the floor, still rambling.

"Forget I said anything. We can keep meeting up until you find someone… you know," at this point, you aren‘t even sure what he wants and you don’t want to say anything too out of hand.

"Honey…" he starts, but it sounds like it’s full of pity, so you stop him as your head emerges from the collar of the shirt you’re putting on. You also notice that he sat up too, his shorts back in their place around his hips-

"No, I’m stupid and high, don’t worry about it," you say while trying to make yourself look busy. Despite your efforts to appear as natural as you can in this situation, your mind remains clouded by the weed, leaving you fumbling with your already-tied shoes that you haven’t taken off the entire time.

His heart breaks because he has never seen you this uncomfortable and disappointed, not event the night you first shared a smoke. The weed is making him too slow to react the way he wants to react. He is also overwhelmed by numerous emotions and doesn’t know which one he should let out first.

He wants to kiss you all over for insinuating you want so much more than this. He wants to ask you, what the fuck?

It's no like he has ever considered the possibility of your relationship ending, but deep down, there was this certainty that you might grow apart once you go back to college.

He also wants to hug the fuck out of you, seeing how hard you’re trying to act normal, but you’re just senselessly fumbling with your shoestrings, and oh no, now you’ve started crying too.

You didn’t even realize the tears spilled from your eyes until a teardrop landed on your hand.

"Oh, my God," you say, frustration filling your voice as you sit up and press the heels of your palms into your eyes.

"Wait, sweetheart, don’t cry," Willy finally comes to his senses – as much as he can under the influence – and kneels on the floor in front of you, putting his hands on your knees and stroking your skin. When you don’t look at him, he gently grabs your wrists, trying to pull your hands away from your face, but you refuse, shaking your hand as you let out a sob.

"Come on, please. I’m sorry I didn’t say anything. You‘re the one with a big brain, remember? I kinda came short on that one," he tries to joke.

"I don’t want to cry in front of you like this."

"Why not? You’re pretty even when you cry."

"Shut up."

"Sorry."

You hate when someone tries to make you feel better by complimenting you when it’s not what you need. But he honestly can’t help it, because you are always pretty.

"Let’s talk about it then, alright? As well as we can with our smoked-out minds, hm?"

You giggle at that because your minds really were foggy. So you move your hands, finally revealing your face. You look like a mess, but despite that, Willy still thinks you are beautiful.

"There she is," he smiles and his first instinct is to wipe away the stray tears from your cheeks with his thumbs.

"So let me start by saying that you’re not stupid, alright? You are the smartest person I know. Maybe after Einstein. And Hawking. And maybe Newton –"

 "You’re an asshole," you say with a smile on your face, lifting your leg and lightly shoving him with the sole of your shoe. But before you manage to put your foot down, he grips your ankle and holds your leg up.

"Seriously, look at what you did to your shoelaces."

Yeah, he has a point. Your shoelaces have like 20 knots on them, you don’t know how you managed that. Trying to contain your smile, you roll your eyes. He puts your foot down and grasps the edge of the couch, caging you in.

"Okay. So, don’t ever say you’re stupid. This is not stupid. Second, I love spending time with someone who works a part-time job, what are you talking about? My girlfriend works a part-time job, so if you have a problem with her or her job, you have a problem with me, alright?"

Such a cheesecake.

"And I can’t believe you want me to find someone normal. So I’m saying this in all seriousness, I’m in love with you. I want to spend a lifetime with you. And I will be more than happy to do that in our own shared home. Okay?"

You nod, but he’s not having it.

"No. Do you understand?"

"Yes!" you exclaim with wide eyes, partly annoyed that he’s pulling you out of that hole of self-pity, but the other part is happy that Willy is the type of guy who calls you out on your bullshit.

"Good!" he calls out with the same tone and pulls the same face as you, and this time, you can’t help the smile that breaks out on your face, causing Willy to smile too. The crinkles around his eyes tugging you in for a kiss, your hands cupping his scruffy cheeks.

After you pull away, it’s you who speaks first.

"I didn’t know you possessed so much knowledge about scientists."

"See, you make my brain bigger too, not just my dick."

You roll your eyes at him again.

"I love you."

"I love you, too."

When you settled back into the couch, this time with your shirt-covered back against his bare chest, you exchange some gossip, smoke some more, laugh at silly jokes, smoke some more, talk about going on a camping trip, dance to the music coming from the radio and smoke some more.

You’re enjoying each other’s company, wrapped in the comfortable haze of the evening, until it’s interrupted by a loud banging on the door of the office, causing the both of you to nearly jump out of your skin.

"Police! Open the door, please."

You both sighed. You went to put the ashtray with the joint under the upside-down flowerpot that's shaped like a cat, meanwhile, Willy headed for the door.

As he opened it, there stood a police officer. He was about the same height as Willy, with short and a little darker hair, and a pair of thin glasses perched on his nose.

"Hi, I’m Officer Slater. Sorry for the disturbance, but we got a call about possible marijuana possession. And you know…" he said with a hint of sympathy, knowing you are fully aware this is just a formality.

He’s tired of these calls too.

"I just have to make sure, you’re not in possession of any drugs and we’re all good to go."

a/n2: so, this was supposed to be a threesome fic with willy and slater. i still want to write that fic, that's why he made an appearance, so i could write a part 2 to this, but it could also be read as a solo fic.

again, idk how many bill fans actually care about fics, but if you do and have an opinion on this, i'll be happy to hear it!!

and if you're still reading and want to send in some requests for bill hader characters, go for it! i will try to get into some... no rules, no triggers, i'll either write it or not.

thank you for reading!!!! sending lots of love <333

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Indigenous Character Tournament

Round 1

The bracket was randomly generated with minor tweaking to balance it out since there are so many characters. Ties are allowed only when there is an exact 50/50 and in that case, the characters will move on as a team. Propaganda is allowed and encouraged! The polls of each bracket will last one week! Below are the match-ups in case it is hard to read the bracket! :)

Voting will start Monday, May 8th at 6:00 P.M. EST! The polls will be released in waves.

Bracket A

Eliza Maza (Gargoyles) vs Willie Jack (Reservation Dogs)

Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs Kamakiri (One Piece)

Joseph (Blood Quantum) vs Fuzzy Mac (Grace Beside Me)

John Redcorn (King of the Hill) vs Clinton Skye (FBI: Most Wanted)

Travis Manawa (Fear the Walking Dead) vs Jessica Keynes (Miraculous Ladybug)

Artemy Burakh (Pathologic) vs Nakamura Kotan (Yuusha Dan)

Delsin Rowe (Infamous: Second Son) vs Moana (Moana)

Pike Dexter (Big Eden) vs Naru (Predator)

Victor Joseph (Smoke Signals) vs Volo (Pokemon Legends: Arceus)

Prince Ashitaka (Princess Mononoke) vs Kurapika Kurta (Hunter x Hunter)

Naranpa (Black Sun) vs Kirikou (Kirikou and the Sorceress)

Fredzilla (Big Hero 6) vs Margaret Kohere (Apex Legends)

Wyper (One Piece) vs Jenna Begay (Echo Project)

Kronk (The Emperor's New Groove) vs Rock (Nanbaka)

Ka'kwet (Anne with an E) vs Akita (Ninjago)

Tanis (Letterkenny) vs Caitlin (Mohawk Girls)

Bracket B

Asirpa (Golden Kamuy) vs Asterix (Asterix the Gaul)

Little Strongheart (My Little Pony) vs Atticus O'Sullivan (The Iron Druid)

Makoa Gibraltar (Apex Legends) vs Joss (Blood Quantum)

Kenai (Brother Bear) vs Ratonhnhaké:ton (Assassin’s Creed III)

Miyax/Julie (Julie of the Wolves) vs Massai (Fortnite)

Anna (Mohawk Girls) vs Princess Maya (Maya and the Three)

Izel (Onyx Equinox) vs Mercy Thompson (Mercy Thompson)

Charles Smith (Red Dead Redemption 2) vs Dr. Joshua "Strongbear" Sweet (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)

Lady Silence/Silna (The Terror) vs Dedue (Fire Emblem: Three Houses)

Koen West (Cleverman) vs Hau (Pokémon Sun and Moon)

Elora Danan Postoak (Reservation Dogs) vs Iduna (Frozen)

Zia (Mysterious Cities of Gold) vs Knuckles Thrash/Harley (Sleepless Domain)

Carlos Oliveira (Resident Evil series) vs Nainoa Flores (Sharks in the Time of Saviors)

Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs Little Creek (Spirit: Stallion of the Cimarron)

Asta Twelvetrees (Resident Alien) vs Hototo (Appare-Ranman!)

Bracket C

Nate Kinski (Neighbours) vs Usui Horokeu/Horohoro (Shaman King)

Reki Kyan (SK8 the Infinity) vs Waruu West (Cleverman)

Mugen (Samurai Champloo) vs Sitka (Brother Bear)

Samantha Black Crow (American Gods) vs Sasappis (Ghosts CBS)

Nina Aroyo (A Snake Falls to Earth) vs Malakai Mitchell (Heartbreak High)

Echo Reverie (Friends at the Table) vs Nuna (Kisima Inŋitchuŋa)

Margu (Klaus) vs Raúl Cocolotl (Wendell & Wild)

Huā Chéng (Heaven Official's Blessing) vs Leilani (Indivisible)

Elatsoe Bride (Elatsoe) vs Tao (Mysterious Cities of Gold)

Scar (Fullmetal Alchemist) vs Jesse Cosay (Infinity Train)

Kalgara (One Piece) vs Molly Mabray (Molly of Denali)

Miko Kalani (Barbie) vs Tom Evans (Captain Canuck)

Nani Pelekai (Lilo & Stitch) vs Gideon Nav (The Locked Tomb)

Thomas Builds-the-Fire (Smoke Signals) vs Fiza (Daevabad Trilogy)

Tikal the Echidna (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Greiger (Yu-Gi-Oh!)

Maya Lopez/Echo (Marvel comics) vs Bear Smallhill (Reservation Dogs)

Bracket D

Chakotay (Star Trek: Voyager) vs Piper McLean (Heroes of Olympus)

Emperor Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove) vs Denahi (Brother Bear)

Ricky Baker (Hunt for the Wilderpeople) vs Kristoff (Frozen)

Serapio (Black Sun) vs Boy (Boy - 2010 film)

Inkarmat (Golden Kamuy) vs Geronimo Jr. (Cyborg 009)

Tanigaki Genjirō (Golden Kamuy) vs Betty (Infamous: Second Son)

Pacha (The Emperor's New Groove) vs JJ Jacobs (DImension 20)

Kaya'aton'my (American Girl) vs Danielle Moonstar/Mirage (Marvel comics)

Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Sacagawea (Night at the Museum)

Débora (Cidade Invisível) vs Matthew Carver (Kagagi)

Papa-Capim (Turma da Mônica) vs Professor Kukui (Pokémon Sun and Moon)

Tainá (Tainá uma aventura na Amazônia) vs Nuna (Indivisible)

Ken Hotate (Parks and Recreation) vs Nizhoni (Race to the Sun)

Revali (The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild) vs Daunis Fontaine (Firekeeper's Daughter)

Korra (The Legend of Korra) vs Ch'ah Toh Almehen/Namor the Submariner (Black Panther: Wakanda Forever)

Tye Longshadow (Young Justice) vs Lilo Pelekai (Lilo & Stitch)

[romanarose]

Rules: pick a song for each letter of your URL and tag that many people.

Tagged by my love and fellow FishBen enthusiest, @beefrobeefcal

My brain is barely working rn so i just scrolled various playlists and found the first songs that came up wt the letters so these are random. R - Ring Of Fire, Johnny Cash O - O Mary Dont You Weep, Bruce Springsteen M - Man in Motion, John Parr A - All of the Redheaded Stranger, Willi Carlisle N - Nothing Without Love, Nate Ruess A - American Pie, Don Mclean R - Rhiannon, Fleetwood Mac O - On the Darkside, John Cafferty S - Show me The Way, STYX E - Everytwhere, Fleetwood Mac

AS YOU CAN SEE I have the music taste of a 50 year old man... plus nate ruess, my boyfriend

@neverwheremoonchild @toxicanonymity @hon3yboy @tieronecrush @missdictatorme @ivystoryweaver @virtie333 @campingwiththecharmings @winniethewife @summonthesoups @juneknight

[scotianostra]

On 29th February 1904 the Pavilion Theatre, Glasgow, opened.

Designed by Bertie Crewe for Thomas Barrasford, the Pavilion Theatre opened at the corner of Renfield Street and Renfrew Street, Glasgow on the 29 February, 1904. It was regarded as luxurious for its time with its decor being described by the owners as “pure Louis XV”. An electrically operated sliding roof ensured good ventilation.

Performances in the early days were mainly variety, melodrama and pantomime. Many of the leading music hall artistes of the period appeared at the Pavilion, including Marie Lloyd, Little Tich, Harry Lauder, Florrie Forde, Will Fyffe, Sarah Bernhardt and a then unknown Charlie Chaplin.

Since the 1930s, the Pavilion began to host pantomimes with top name stars of the Scottish variety scene, such as Harry Gordon and Dave Willis. In more recent times it has produced plays, such as ‘The Sash’ and ‘The Steamie’.

The Pavilion Theatre is now the only privately run theatre in Scotland and one of a few unsubsidised independent theatres left in Britain.

“Defying all the odds, Glasgow’s Pavilion regularly purveys variety to this day. All the more remarkable as it is completely unsubsidised and receives no funding from the Scottish Arts Council and kindred bodies whose thoughts and cash are directed at higher cultural activities. It remains the last stronghold of a long music hall tradition in Europe’s City of Culture owing everything to a dedicated staff and patrons and nothing to the public purse.

With its imposing terra cotta facade, the Pavilion Theatre of Varieties was designed by Bertie Crewe in the grand manner for Thomas Barrasford. The domed ceiling was surmounted by an electrically controlled sliding roof for ventilation. Fine Rococo plasterwork on the circle, balcony and box fronts; decoration executed in pure Louis XV; handsome mahogany woodwork and the marble mosaic floor all lent the 1800 seat theatre an aura of splendour.

No less amusing than the dentist advertising in the Pavilion programme “painless extractions with nitrous oxide for 4/- (20p) or cocaine for 1/- (5p)”, were the press observations on the “fashionable company” which attended the Pavilion’s first house on 29th February,1904. We learn that “among the elite there was quite a preponderance of ladies and gentlemen of quality in evening dress”. Alas, class consciousness and respectability were all in Edwardian Britain!

The ‘forties and ‘fifties saw pantomime runs of sixteen weeks, the happy and hilarious summer seasons were emulated during the 1960s and early 1970s by Lex McLean. Another regular crowd puller to Renfield Street was Jack Milroy.

Lulu from Dennistoun (real name Marie Lawrie) broke box office records in 1975, Billy Connolly, Hector Nicol Andy Cameron portrayed their own distinctive brands of humour while Scottish songstresses Lena Zavaroni, , Sheena Easton, Lena Martell and Barbara Dickson also scored heavily with Pavilion audiences.

It was anything but plain sailing for the Pavilion and there was gloomy speculation of closure after incurring heavy financial losses in 1981. Spared the fate which befell the Queens, Metropole, Empire, Alhambra and Empress Theatres, the 80 years old Pavilion was rescued by James Glasgow and transformed into a modest profit maker. Smash-hit shows with Sydney Devine; spells from hypnotist Robert Halpern; pantomime with Denny Willis, and one night gigs from the foremost modern television entertainers have kept the cash tills registering.

The Pavilion also played a major role in the annual Mayfest – Glasgow’s International Festival of popular theatre, music, the arts and community programmes.

Little altered and virtually unspoilt since its inception, the seating capacity of 1449 is made up of 677 stalls, 341 circle, 413 balcony and 18 box seats. While the stiff shirts in chauffeur-driven cabs have given way to coach parties from the rural areas of Strathclyde and beyond, a policy of providing the best in live entertainment has been pursued consistently. The portents look good for the vibrant Pavilion Theatre of Varieties.”

The Pavillion is, in my view a survivor, even over the past few years tragedy has struck the area with a series of fires.

[courage-doodles-blog]

If my CTCD OCs have headcanon voices(or what would they sound like)

Olive - Mammon (Helluva Boss) [VA - Michael Cusack]

Felix - Lisa Loud (Loud House) [VA - Lara Jill Miller]

Justin - Mater (Cars) [VA - Larry the Cable Guy]

Clive - Joe Swanson (Family Guy) [VA - Patrick Warburton]

Nathan - Moxxie (Helluva Boss) [VA - Richard Horvitz]

Teresa - Pearl (Steven Universe) [VA - Deedee Magno]

Barry - Edd/Double D (Ed, Edd n Eddy) [VA - Samuel Khouth] or Lani-Loli (Crash Bandicoot) [VA - Richard Horvitz]

Grinz - Toko Fukawa/Genocide Jack (Danganronpa games) [VA - Amanda Celine Miller]

Frownz - Byakuya Togami (Danganronpa games) [VA - Jason Wishnov]

Sirius - Dr Facilier (Princess and The Frog) [VA - Keith David]

Petal - Onion Cookie (CRK) [VA - LilyPichu]

Alan - Warp Darkmatter (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command) [VA - Diedrich Brader]

Jacob - NOS-4-A2 (Buzz Lightyear Of Star Command) [VA - Craig Ferguson]

Lauren - Eda Clawthorne (Owl House) [VA - Wendie Malick]

Oliver - Andrealphus (Helluva Boss) [VA - Jason LeShea]

Matt - Jafar (Aladdin) [VA - Jonathan Freeman]

Lucifer/Puppeteer of Terrors - Joker (DC) [VA - Mark Hamill]

Fear King - Zestial (Hazbin Hotel) [VA - James Monroe Iglehart] or Asmodeus (Helluva Boss) [VA - James Monroe Iglehart]

Sin Clowns(Pride and Lust) - Blitzø (Helluva Boss) [VA - Brandon Rogers]

Sin Clown(Wrath) - Captain Gantu (Lilo and Stitch) [VA - Kevin Michael Richardson] or Shan Yu (Mulan) [VA - Miguel Ferrer]

Sin Clown(Greed) - Coachman (Pinocchio(1940s) [VA - Charles Judel]

Sin Clown(Envy) - Chris McLean (Total Drama) [VA - Christian Potenza]

Sin Clown(Glutton) - Verosika Mayday (Helluva Boss) [VA - Cristina Vee]

Sin Clown(Sloth) - Glitz and Glam (Helluva Boss) [VAs - Faye Mata]

Wendell - Lil Lightning (101 Dalmatians: Patch's London Adventure) [VA - Jason Alexander]

Toxin - Scarface (BTAS) [VA - George Costanza] or Crimson (Helluva Boss) [VA - Richard Horvitz]

Bon - Rosie (Hazbin Hotel) [VA - Leslie Kritzer]

Damien - Grigori Olyat (Henry Stickmin) [VA - PuffballsUnited]

Smiler - Harley Quinn (DC) [VA - Arleen Sorkin]

Snowflake - Adorabat (Mao Mao: HOPH) [VA - Lika Leong]

Malcolm - Demoman (TF2) [VA - Gary Schwartz] or Groundskeeper Willie (Simpsons) [VA - Dan Castellaneta]

Damon - Vulture (Spectacular Spider Man) [VA - Robert Englund]

Chief Azrael - King Andrias (Amphibia) [VA - Keith David]

Geo - Collin (Helluva Boss) [VA - Jayden Libran]

Alicia - Harley Quinn (DC) [VA - Hynden Walch]

Bunitty - Nifty (Hazbin Hotel) [VA - Kimiko Glenn]

Claude - Honest John (Pinocchio(2022) [VA - Keegan Michael Key]

Krimson - Emperor Belos (Owl House) [VA - Matthew Rhys]

Radley - Morty (Rick and Morty) [VA - Justin Rolland/Harry Balden]

[xxitsxbillxhaderxnationxx]

Photo of the Day:

Happy Halloween, spooky witches!! 💀👻🎃

[fandomtransmandom]

Happy 15th Anniversary to Hot Rod and Sweet Dave 🏍❤️

[nitekrawlerz]

Hi. Yes, I want to get super high off of edibles with Willy McLean and Richie Tozier and let them fuck me stupid. Okay, bye.

[spacefinch]

Assigning a song to EVERY Magic School Bus episode

Gets Lost in Space-- "Space Oddity" by David Bowie

For Lunch-- "The Bloodmobile" by They Might Be Giants

Inside Ralphie-- "Girl at the Window" by Coast Office (my dad's band!)

Gets Eaten-- "Axolotl" by Cosmo Sheldrake

Hops Home-- "We're Going to Be Friends" by the White Stripes

Meets the Rot Squad-- "Everybody Wants To Rule The World" by Tears for Fears

All Dried Up-- "Solar Waltz" by Cosmo Sheldrake

In the Haunted House-- "The Edison Museum" by They Might Be Giants

Gets Ready, Set, Dough-- "American Pie" by Don McLean

Plays Ball-- "All Star" by Smash Mouth

Goes to Seed-- "Tree Among Shrubs" by Men I Trust

Gets Ants in its Pants-- "Tardigrade Song" by Cosmo Sheldrake

Kicks Ups a Storm-- "Mr. Blue Sky" by Electric Light Orchestra

Blows Its Top-- "Island in the Sun" by Weezer

Flexes Its Muscles-- "Bones" by Imagine Dragons

The Busasaurus-- "I Am a Paleontologist" by They Might Be Giants

Going Batty-- "This is Halloween" by Danny Elfman

Butterfly and the Bog Beast-- "Solar" by Cosmo Sheldrake

Wet All Over "Raindrops Keep Falling on My Head" by B.J. Thomas

In a Pickle-- "The Room Where It Happens" from Hamilton

Revving Up-- "Chemical Worker's Song" by Great Big Sea

Taking Flight-- "Never Let Me Down Again" by Depeche Mode

Getting Energized-- "Erie Canal" (Traditional folk song)

Out of This World-- "Love Don't Roam" by Neil Hannon

Cold Feet-- "Muted Land" by Faith and The Muse

Ups and Downs-- "All That Glitters" by Earl

In a Beehive-- "Buildings In Flower" by The Innocence Mission

In the Arctic-- "California Dreamin'" by The Mamas and the Papas

Spins a Web-- "Metropolis of Eden" by Sparkbird

Under Construction-- "We Built This City" by Starship

Gets a Bright Idea-- "Kill the Lights" by Set it Off

Shows and Tells-- "Time in a Bottle" by Jim Croce

Makes a Rainbow-- "Sunny" by Marvin Gaye

Goes Upstream-- "500 Miles" by The Proclaimers

Works Out-- "Good to Go" by LONIS and Daphne Willis

Gets Planted-- "The Moss" by Cosmo Sheldrake

In the Rainforest-- "Shadow of the Pines" by The Innocence Mission

Rocks and Rolls-- "Ain't No Mountain High Enough" by Marvin Gaye

Holiday Special-- "I Search For Tomorrow" by Leonard Nimoy

Meets Molly Cule-- "Gimme! Gimme! Gimme! (A Man After Midnight)" by ABBA

Cracks a Yolk-- "Daily" by The Innocence Mission

Goes to Mussel Beach-- "Pelicans We" by Cosmo Sheldrake

Goes on Air-- "Toxic" by Britney Spears

Gets Swamped-- "Spock Thoughts" by Leonard Nimoy

Goes Cellular-- "Cells" by They Might Be Giants

Sees Stars-- "Space Song" by Beach House

Gains Weight-- "Planet Earth" by Duran Duran

Makes a Stink

Gets Charged-- "Make a Circuit With Me" by the Polecats

Gets Programmed-- "Rule #4: Fish in a Birdcage" by Fish in a Birdcage

In the City-- "November" by Sparkbird

Takes a Dive-- "Taroko" by August Greenwood

This list took me almost 2 consecutive hours to write, so please feel free to send me asks so I can talk about why I chose the songs I did.

[juneberrie]

✶ rules (back to nav)

DO NOT INTERACT.

— racist, homophobic, transphobic, dsmp fan, jkr supporter, andrew tate supporter, pro-shipper, sexist, misogynistic, discriminate against or force religion onto others, support or spread ANY kind of hate, kanye fan, rafe cameron apologist, billy hargrove apologist

— anime + kpop fans r on thin ice but u can chill ig

— if you are a 16+/18+/nsfw/mdni blog, respect your own rules and dni with me or my blog.

— if you are over the age of 20 please dni (unless we're mutuals). most characters i write for are minors so its kinda weird that ur here . . .

REQUEST STATUS: OPEN!

THINGS I WILL WRITE. fluff, angst, fem!reader, gn!reader, latina or hispanic!reader, polyamory, basically anything that isn't on my no list.

THINGS I WILL NOT WRITE. male!reader, smut, incest (including step-cest), any forms of abuse, pregnancy, parenting, toxic relationships, racism, homophobia/transphobia, large age gaps, sensitive topics, agere/petre.

— i generally prefer avoiding writing things that could come off as offensive to any group of people, such as black!reader, asian!reader, readers with ocd/depression/etc, because i myself do not have experience writing topics like that and i don't want to offend anyone.

WHO I WRITE FOR.

pink = favs | blue - platonic only

RIORDANVERSE.

percy jackson, annabeth chase, jason grace, leo valdez, frank zhang, piper mclean, hazel levesque, connor stoll, drew tanaka, nico di angelo, will solace, clarisse la rue, thalia grace, grover underwood, luke castellan, nyssa barerra

MONSTER HIGH.

frankie stein, cleo de nile, draculaura, clawd wolf, clawdeen wolf, deuce gorgon, heath burns, jackson jekyll, holt hyde, lagoona blue

MY LITTLE PONY: EQUESTRIA GIRLS

apple jack, rainbow dash, rarity, fluttershy, twlight sparkle, pinkie pie, big mac, sunset shimmer

OUTERBANKS.

jj maybank, john b. routledge, pope heyward, kiara carerra, sarah cameron

THE POWERPUFF GIRLS.

buttercup utonium, blossom utonium, bubbles utonium, brick jojo, boomer jojo, butch jojo

SPIDERMEN.

mcu!peter parker, pavitr prabhakar, miles morales

MY BABYSITTER'S A VAMPIRE.

ethan morgan, benny weir, rory keaner

THE OUTSIDERS.

darry curtis, ponyboy curtis, sodapop curtis, steve randle, dallas winston, johnny cade, two-bit matthews

THE HUNGER GAMES.

peeta mellark, finnick odair, johanna mason, cato hadley, clove kentwell, marvel sanford, treech, sejanus plinth, lucy gray baird

THE GRISHAVERSE

kaz brekker, wylan van eck, matthias helvar, nina zenik, nikolai lantsov, david kostyk

JULIE & THE PHANTOMS.

luke patterson, reggie peters, alex mercer, julie molina, nick, carrie wilson, willie

MISCELLANEOUS.

billie eilish, graham dunne

[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 5.26

Holidays

Battle of Pinhincha Day (Ecuador)

Bob Day

Boulder Day (Republic of Molossia)

Carb Day

Crown Prince’s Day (Denmark)

Drool Day

Dzien Matki (a.k.a. Mother's Day; Poland)

Feast of VooDoo Economics

Go Barefoot Around the House Day

Grey Day

Independent Artist Day

Mother’s Day (Poland)

National Death Busters Day

National EMS Recognition Day

National Grey Day

National Paper Airplane Day

National Poppy Day

National Ranboo Day

National Sorry Day (a.k.a. National Day of Healing; Australia)

National Wig Out Day

National Work From Home Day

Oat Grass Day (French Republic)

Prince Jonah Kuhio Kalanianaole Day (Hawaii)

Sally Ride Day

Starfleet Remembrance Day (Star Trek: Strange New Worlds)

Windmill Day (Netherlands)

World Dracula Day

World Lindy Hop Day

World Orienteering Day

World Product Day

World Redhead Day

Food & Drink Celebrations

National Blueberry Cheesecake Day

National Cherry Dessert Day

World Sherry Day

4th & Last Friday in May

Ascension Friday (Belgium)

Bermuda Day [Last Friday]

Don't Fry Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

European Neighbours’ Day [Last Friday]

Great Wisconsin Cheese Festival begins [Last Friday, thru Sunday]

Heat Safety Awareness Day [4th Friday]

National Cooler Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Death Busters Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Heat Awareness Day [Last Friday]

National Polka Festival begins (Ennis, Texas) [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Road Trip Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

National Wig Out Day [Friday before Memorial Day]

Portland Rose Festival begins (Oregon) Friday in late May; thru June 26]

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder Awareness Day (Western Australia) [Last Friday]

Trader-Willi Syndrome Awareness Day [Last Friday]

Title Track Day [4th Friday]

Independence Days

Erenian Republic (Declared; 2019) [unrecognized]

Georgia (from Russia, 1918)

Guyana (from UK, 1966)

Molossia (f.k.a. the Grand Republic of Vuldstein; Declared; 1977) [unrecognized]

Feast Days

Augustine of Canterbury (Anglican Communion and Eastern Orthodox)

August Kopisch (Artology)

Buddha Day (Buddhism)

Doc Owl (Muppetism)

Dorothea Lange (Artology)

Eleuterus, Pope (Christian; Saint)

Festival of the Valley (Ancient Egypt)

Lambert of Vence (Christian; Saint)

Lemminkainen’s Day (Pagan)

Lenny Bruce Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

St. Monica (Positivist; Saint)

Oduvald (Christian; Saint)

Peter Sanz  (Christian; One of Martyr Saints of China)

Philip Neri (Christian; Saint)

Philippe de Champaigne (Artology)

Quadratus of Athens (Christian; Saint)

Shavuot (Judaism) [6 Sivan] (a.k.a. …

Feast of the Harvest

Feast of Weeks

Festival of Weeks

First-Fruit festival

Wheat Harvest

Thargelia (Birthday Festival of Apollo & Artemis; Ancient Greece)

Totally Random Day (Pastafarian)

World Hunger Day (Pastafarian)

Zachary, Bishop of Vienne (Christian; Saint)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Butsumetsu (仏滅 Japan) [Unlucky all day.]

Premieres

Absolutely Free, by Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention (Album; 1968)

American Pie, by Don McLean (Song; 1971)

Avengers Assemble (Animated TV Series; 2013)

Beatlemania! (Broadway Musical Tribute; 1977)

Big Jake (Film; 1971)

Buddy of the Apes (WB LT Cartoon; 1934)

Caspar (Animated Film; 1995)

Dracula, by Bram Stoker (Novel; 1897)

Flying Home, recorded by Lionel Hampton (Song; 1937)

Games People Play, by Eric Berne (Self-Help Book; 1966)

God’s Men, by Pearl S. Buck (Novel; 1951)

Johnny Mnemonic (Film; 1995)

Kung Fu Panda 2 (Animated Film; 2011)

Mad Love (Film; 1995)

Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Men Tell No Tales (Film; 2017)

Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band, by The Beatles (Album; 1967)

Sourcery, by Terry Pratchet (Novel; 1988) [Discworld #5]

The Whole Truth and Nothing But, by Hedda Hopper (Memoir; 1963)

X-Men: The Last Stand (Film; 2006)

Yellow Submarine, recorded by The Beatles (Song; 1966)

Today’s Name Days

Alwin, Philipp (Austria)

Anamarija, Filip, Zdenko (Croatia)

Filip (Czech Republic)

Beda (Denmark)

Miina, Minna, Valme, Valmi, Vella, Velli, Vilma, Vilme (Estonia)

Miina, Mimmi, Minna, Minni, Vilhelmiina, Vilma (Finland)

Bérenger (France)

Marianne, Philipp (Germany)

Alfaios, Karpos, Sinesios (Greece)

Evelin, Fülöp (Hungary)

Filippo, Pellegrino (Italy)

Eduards, Edvards, Varis (Latvia)

Algimantas, Eduardas, Milvydė, Vilhelmina (Lithuania)

Annbjørg, Annlaug (Norway)

Beda, Filip, Marianna, Paulina, Więcemił, Wilhelmina (Poland)

Carp (România)

Dušan (Slovakia)

Felipe, Mariana (Spain)

Vilhelmina, Vilma (Sweden)

Felipe, Flip, Phil, Philip, Philippa, Phillip (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 146 of 2024; 219 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 5 of week 21 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Huath (Hawthorn) [Day 13 of 28]

Chinese: Month 4 (Ding-Si), Day 8 (Jia-Shen)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 6 Sivan 5783

Islamic: 6 Dhu al-Qada 1444

J Cal: 25 Bīja; Foursday [25 of 30]

Julian: 13 May 2023

Moon: 42%: Waxing Crescent

Positivist: 6 St. Paul (6th Month) [St. Monica]

Runic Half Month: Odal (Home, Possession) [Day 2 of 15]

Season: Spring (Day 68 of 90)

Zodiac: Gemini (Day 6 of 32)

[indigenous-character-tournament]

Indigenous Character Tournament

Round 2

Ties are allowed only when there is an exact 50/50 and in that case, both characters will move on as a team (You need to tie Tanigaki and Inkarmat when Bracket D goes out btw). Propaganda is allowed and encouraged! The polls of each bracket will last one week! Below are the match-ups in case it is hard to read the bracket!

Voting will start later today June 22 at 6:00 P.M. EST! The polls will be released in waves.

Bracket A

Fuzzy Mac (Grace Beside Me) vs John Redcorn (King of the Hill)

Willie Jack (Reservation Dogs) vs Sokka (Avatar: The Last Airbender)

Jessica Keynes (Miraculous Ladybug) vs Artemy Burakh (Pathologic)

Moana (Moana) vs Naru (Prey)

Victor Joseph (Smoke Signals) vs Prince Ashitaka (Princess Mononoke)

Kirikou (Kirikou and the Sorceress) vs Margaret Kōhere/Mad Maggie (Apex Legends)

Jenna Begay (Echo Project) vs Kronk (The Emperor's New Groove)

Ka'kwet (Anne with an E) vs Tanis (Letterkenny)

Bracket B

Asirpa (Golden Kamuy) vs Atticus O'Sullivan (The Iron Druid)

Makoa Gibraltar (Apex Legends) vs Kenai (Brother Bear)

Miyax Kapugen/Julie Edwards (Julie of the Wolves) vs Princess Maya (Maya and the Three)

Izel (Onyx Equinox) vs Dr. Joshua Strongbear Sweets (Atlantis: The Lost Empire)

Lady Silence/Silna (The Terror) vs Koen West (Cleverman)

Hau (Pokemon Sun and Moon) vs Elora Danan Postoak (Reservation Dogs)

Zia (The Mysterious Cities of Gold) & Harley/Knuckle Thrash (Sleepless Domain) vs Carlos Oliveira (Resident Evil)

Katara (Avatar: The Last Airbender) vs Asta Twelvetrees (Resident Alien)

Bracket C

Usui Horokeu/Horohoro (Shaman King) vs Kyan Reki (SK8 the Infinity)

Sitka (Brother Bear) vs Sasappis (CBS Ghosts)

Nina Aroyo (A Snake Falls to Earth) vs Nuna (Kisima Inŋitchuŋa)

Raúl Cocolotl (Wendell & Wild) vs Huā Chéng (Tiān Guān Cì Fú)

Tao (The Mysterious Cities of Gold) vs Scar (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Molly Shahnyaa Mabray (Molly of Denali) vs Miko (Barbie)

Nani Pelekai (Lilo & Stitch) vs Thomas Builds-the-Fire (Smoke Signals)

Tikal the Echidna (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Bear Smallhill (Reservation Dogs)

Bracket D

Piper McLean (Heroes of Olympus) vs Emperor Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove)

Ricky Baker (Hunt for the Wilderpeople) vs Serapio (Black Sun)

Inkarmat (Golden Kamuy) vs Tanigaki Genjirō (Golden Kamuy) TIE THEM

Pacha (The Emperor's New Groove) vs Kaya'aton'my (American Girl)

Knuckles the Echidna (Sonic the Hedgehog) vs Débora (Cidade Invisível)

Professor Kukui (Pokemon Sun and Moon) vs Tainá (Tainá uma aventura na Amazônia)

Ken Hotate (Parks and Recreation) vs Daunis Fontaine (Firekeeper's Daughter)

Korra (The Legend of Korra) vs Lilo Pelekai (Lilo & Stitch)