#wine drunk mickey

[thisautistic]

tell me about the first tiime pete tops. how does it come about? do they plan it or is it organic? how does vegas respond to being bottomed? does he have a good releasing post-nut cry? tell me your thoughts.

ooooo okay i'm wondering if maybe you just read the same fic as i did? hehe. anyway.

something you need to know about me: vegas always cries when he subs/bottoms. because he deserves it. it's one of the only times he's able to allow himself to cry. and it's also why he doesn't bottom so much.

i also headcanon him as super sensitive so like. i think that's one of the reasons he doesn't LIKE to bottom? because he doesn't want to feel like he's 'out of control' soooo like.

on the other hand i'm not even sure pete would even think about topping. so it would have to be like this story by the lovely evashougaki. pete wants to fuck vegas, but he's super fine not doing it and yeah that sounds right to me

i think vegas would have to be in total control (the first time)

now that's canon characterisation of course

ideally vegas could become emotionally and physically vulnerable enough to ask PETE. and pete would be honored and take wonderful care of vegas and they would both feel amazing afterward and it would be a total release. and they would start switching.

i'm not sure that's in the card though so like. read my glitter series for bottom!sub vegas (in the fic i haven't started yet) ayyyyyyy

sorry if this is incoherent and half-assed like i said i'm wine-drunk lolol

[sunshowersanddandelionwine]

Uh. I wanted to go to sleep after hitting the 6k mark last night. But the brainrot forced me to write another thousand words. Mostly of a conversation between some ocs to set the stage for future fics XD

[canadianfangirl]

To all the “What about Martha?” people, I would like to gift you this…

SPOILERS FOR THE NEW DOCTOR WHO SPECIAL BELOW THE CUT!

You know that the FIRST thing Donna is gonna do with her UNIT access, now that she remembers her, is look up our dear Dr. Martha Jones and have her round for tea. And Martha’s going to bring Mickey, incase you forgot that those two got together (I didn’t). And the three of them are absolutely going to DRAG The Doctor.

They’ll regale each other with “War Stories”, like how Donna and the Doctor fought fat. Or when Martha helped Shakespeare save the world with Harry Potter. Or how Mickey and Rose were trapped on a spaceship and Ten showed up 10 minutes late, drunk with his tie around his head, after snogging a historical figure.

Martha is going to meet Rose. And yes, Rose will absolutely love her new Auntie, but Martha will just adore the ground Rose walks on. She’ll help Rose with her toys, telling her stories about all the different creatures she recognizes. She’ll give her hair tips, and take her shopping, cause that’s what Aunties do.

Mickey and Shaun will bond, they’ll share a pint and laugh. Maybe Wilf will join them. Sometimes they’ll talk about what it’s like to be amongst the stars, other days they just sit and watch the football game.

Jack shows up at some point, because of course he does. No one remembers calling him, he just showed up on the front step with a bottle of wine, and arms full of presents for Rose, because he has 15 years worth of spoiling to make up for.

Meanwhile The Doctor gets to see some of his favourite people again. Sometimes they have big family dinners, where they have to go eat in the TARDIS just to fit everyone. Sometimes they just pop round for tea, and a chat.

And they’ll go on adventures, of course they will. Because they can do that now. They can go on an adventure, and then go back to their lives.

The Doctor gets to have a family, and a normal life, and it’s wonderful.

[ashetherando]

Disney Adult| FizzOzzie Poly x reader (and separate)

my sorry ass have been looking at Disney World stuff and as a Disney Adult I’m surprised I haven’t made this before! pronouns: They/Them/Theirs

Key words:

(y/n)-Your Name

(l/n)-Last Name

(POLY FIZZOZZIE )

They don’t really care of what you’re into, as long you don’t be stupid or harassing imps/demons they don’t care. They will in fact have a whiplash of Disney merchandise you own at your home with the Minnie/Mickey ears and clothes, PJs, and cups! They will be shitty boyfriends if they shit all over your interest while you don’t. If you’re going to Disney World/Land, you’re their guide! Teach them about Genie Plus, teach them about the Disney World app, cuz they’re helpless without your Disney eyes! Also, let them pick their magic bands there so much designs and their brains cannot handle it! Also, quick thing, give fizz a kid leash. You’ll be walking around in Animal Kingdom with Ozzie planning what he wants to eat, then POOF Fizz somehow learned to park hop and is now at Magic Kingdom at Peter Pans Flight!

💙OZZIE/ASMODEUS💙

Ozzie believes that Disney can be dark, for example Hunchback of Notre Dame, The Black Caldron, and basically he’s more into the Disney Renaissance than the present day movies at the Disney franchise. He will not be surprised when he comes over to your home and you hand him over Disney PJs, he doesn’t care about how much Disney merchandise your house can handle, as long you’re not blowing off all your money for a Disney figure ‘cuz you still need to pay bills and rent! But! When you ask what he wants at Disney World, he asked “coffee” as a joke, but when you came back from your trip and before you clock in “here ya go, Asmodeus!” You said as you held up the bag with the word Joffrey’s printed on it “I wasn’t so sure what you wanted so I kinda just guessed!” He tilted his head to the side as you place the bag on his desk, he opened the bag and see two bags of coffee grounds one is a flavorful coffee ground and the other is just plan coffee grounds “I wasn’t expecting you to get me this” he grabbed a bag and analyzing it “do you not want it?” “No! I want it, I really do need some coffee grounds, I just never thought that Disney have these type of things” “well, it’s a huge company! Of course they’re gonna have coffee!” “That’s fair” he placed the bag down and bring up the flavor on, it’s was obviously bought at the Polynesian resort exclusive. “Thank you, (y/n)”

When you finally convinced him to go with you while being part of the Disney Vacation Club, you have to treat him by bringing him to Food and Wine festival. He’s quite interested by the new wine they give out every year than the food. Keep an eye on him, we don’t know his drink tolerance is, he might get drunk at Epcot!

💚FIZZAROLLI💙

Fizzarolli is a guy to be like “haha! Imagine liking a company for babies” just deal with it, he’s gonna be a prick about your hyper fixations, but he’s doing it for jokes and will let you know about that. He only watches whatever is on TV, if you and him are chilling in your home. Just stream something on Disney Plus, then he’ll watch it with you. Here’s my advice: Have a Disney Marathon and he’ll won’t even notice! I’m kidding he will once it’s 1am and you’re watching Tangled, then he’ll be like “Old Disney is better” then he’ll leave the room. If you’re watching more present Disney movie, he’ll yell it from the hallway “Old Disney is better!” He may be your boyfriend, but he’s such a bad influence on you, when Ozzie is good with money and help you with your impulsive spendings, Fizz encourages you to buy that. You will send him a picture of a new Disney pin collection through text “oh look how cute they are!” “Get it” “fizz, I have rent that is due” “idc, get the pins” “you don’t even know the characters!” “I know the blue fur ball!” “Don’t call stitch a fur ball” “why did you send me this anyways!?” “….the pins will be here on Tuesday next week” “knew it” Disney World will be an episode and a half, homie will be in a different park quicker before you say Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious so please give him a kid leash before he does it again, but convincing him took so long! You have to show him some videos, nothing too intimidating since he’s a Disney Virgin, just simplify your vacation visit, but not for clothing wear, the Greed Ring is hot, and you two will be sweating allot, which means chafing! Biker shorts are your whore! Treat him with any festival and he’ll be happy! If it’s the Food and Wine, he’ll will eat any food or drink any wine, but let’s be happy that you brought him!

[whatthebodygraspsnot]

Part vi number 18 and 8 👀

8. “Kiss me, I can’t wait any longer.” 18. “It’s so hot when you talk like that.”

it's been a long night. the mission was a success and the team is celebrating - using a chunk of the stolen cash to fill their stomachs with food and good wine at the vacant building they renovated into their hideout.

it's been a long night, and it's made even longer by how ian hasn't had a single moment alone with mickey since the heist started. since mickey had to concentrate on doing his thing with the wires and ian had to put on his tux, blending in with the gala's diamonds and furs. pretending to be someone you're not is hard in a room full of rich snobs. it's even harder in a room full of people who think they know you from top to bottom.

because they don't. these people are his family - they have been for years - but they don't know what makes ian tick. what's most important to him. the way his heart pulses and fingers itch for the man across the table from him.

his team is his family, but they don't know that he and mickey are fucking.

they can't. it would complicate too much. they'd start going off about how emotions like that can fuck with the plan. how their entire mission can go haywire if something happened to one of them. and they're right. it would. ian would scrap an entire weeks-long pursuit the fucking second he saw something happen to mickey. he cares too much. he's a fucking liability.

so they don't tell them. they keep their nights together to themselves. keep how long they've been doing this a secret. act normal and cordial and friendly on the outside, even when one shared look across the table sends pulses of want and desire through ian so powerful that he has to swallow down another gulp of wine, their heavy gaze never leaving each other once.

because it's been a long night. he hasn't had a chance to touch mickey. to reward him for a job well done in his own way. to look him over and smooth him out and exist with him, away from the others. alone. together.

the team is his family, but they don't know that he told mickey he's in love with him last night. they have no idea how powerful the wave of delight in his soul was when mickey said it back to him. to them, they're just ian and mickey. two members of the team who have gone quiet now, content with stealing glances across the table with heavy, wine-drunk eyes.

they can't know. and ian is two seconds away from reaching across the table and pulling mickey's hand into his own, so he forces himself to get up, stepping away from the table.

he disappears into one of the bedrooms - the one with the big floor to ceiling windows that look out into the abandoned building's courtyard. it's quiet here. peaceful. he can hear exactly how hard his pulse is thumping in his eardrums while everyone else carries on in the main room.

because he's good at slipping away without causing attention to it. it's how he joined the team in the first place. but there's one person who tracked his entire exit. he's fucking banking on it.

behind him, the door shuts. the lock clicks.

and when ian turns, the warmth that was being pushed down all night blooms fully and heavily in his chest.

mickey takes him in just as hungrily, the grin that's pulling the corner of his mouth so good that ian needs to chase after it. "kiss me," mickey murmurs, already stepping toward him on the momentum they've been building across the table, "can't wait any fuckin' longer."

it's got ian's heart soaring. has something almost animalistic rumbling in his chest as he steps forward too, fucking finally, because christ... "it's so fucking hot when you talk like that."

and when they meet in the middle of the room, it's with hands grabbing - feeling - running over ian's shoulders and holding mickey's face and they pull themselves together so tightly that ian can taste blood as their mouths clash.

but it's what he's been craving all night. it's what keeps him going, mickey just as hungry for it as he starts walking him backward until ian's back is pressed against the window.

they probably shouldn't be doing this here. not right now, at least. they're celebrating in the other room, after all.

but nothing is more important to ian than this man. this moment. this thing that they've made with each other.

and soon, it will be too big to hide.

[ send me a smutty one-liner ]

[sleepysuburb]

chinnery, pauline, bernice and mrs levinson 😩

these feel TARGETED

under the cut because i have a lot of hcs and they might get long

chinnery

he'd love a pet of his own more than anything, but can't have one for obvious reasons. instead he has a bunch of those little animatronic toy animals with touch sensors, so he can pet them to decompress after work.

once he starts drinking he finds it extremely difficult to stop. more than once he's gone for a half pint to take the edge off and wound up blackout drunk and sobbing. at this point barbara's fairly used to him being in floods of tears in the back of her cab.

he smells like disinfectant, silage and wet wool. it's not unpleasant, just musty and weird.

he's hopeless with dating. yes, he's tried it - but as soon as someone finds out he's THAT vet, they make an excuse to leave and never talk to him again. even attachments wouldn't help him and to this day he's devastated they put 'not at all kind to animals' on his profile without even asking him.

pauline

he can't sleep without his nature soundscape cassette. either it's birdsong and rainfall, or a sleepless night.

bernice

she's an astrology freak and treats herself to a trash mag every few days, mostly so she can check her horoscope.

she's rarely sick, so when she is she makes it a whole event. constant complaining, duvet on the couch, game shows, cartoons and bargain hunt on the TV all day... whoever's there looking after her has to make her chicken noodle soup - and feed it to her - and keep her topped up with lucozade, otherwise they're "ruining it".

tells people she drinks black coffee, but she actually loads it up with mental amounts of cream, sugar and syrup.

she has hoarding tendencies. it's a constant battle to keep her space clean and tidy, because she has a habit of trawling charity shops and grabbing any bric-a-brac, clothes, books or soft toys she takes a liking to. no, she's not getting rid of her garfield plush collection, she's imprinted on them all and it would be like chucking out family.

her eyesight is horrible and she's blind as a bat without her glasses. one time in prison she got into a fight and broke them, and requested to be sent to solitary until they were fixed so she wouldn't have to worry about fumbling her way around.

her favourite pen is the one mickey gave her at the end of his restart course. that's what she'll say if you ask her in front of him, but her actual favourite pen is a metallic pink gel pen she never uses to keep it in pristine condition.

under her clothes she's absolutely covered with tattoos, all blue linework and traditional designs (mermaids, anchors, stars, angels and devils...)

mrs levinson

she has a massive unlicensed weapon collection, but being the vicar, everyone turns a blind eye.

she hates christmas, but her favourite holiday is halloween; she likes drenching herself in fake blood and revving a real chainsaw at trick or treaters to scare them away, and then steals the sweets they end up dropping.

the communion wine hasn't been wine for ages, but somehow nobody's noticed she swapped it for vodka with red dye in it yet.

despite everything she loves her job because she enjoys hearing everyone's business. it gives her a huge amount of power to know the intimate details of everyone's life, who's shagging who, who's got crippling depression, who's stealing from work... she could ruin everyone's lives in an instant, but she likes to bide her time until someone really pisses her off.

she's a bottle blonde. for years she had mousy brown hair and hated it, thinking it made her look plain and dull. pretty soon after she bleached it, iris bleached hers too in competition, so now it's a constant battle to see who can maintain it the best.

she's cycled through lots of self-employed jobs to try and find purpose after eddie's death - counselling, making her own jewellery, countless pyramid schemes, the massage parlour. none have worked out.

she does some "romance" (read: dirty) writing in her free time under a pen name, and it gives her a real ego boost to go out in royston vasey and hear people discussing her books without knowing she's sitting right there.

any 'designer' clothing or bags she bought after eddie's death are likely cheap fakes. nobody except her would ever know, but she does sometimes get paranoid that someone's going to see the wonky coach logo on her handbag and call her out for it.

she has hookups occasionally, with both men and women, if the loneliness gets too much for her. her sexuality is complicated and she doesn't want to label herself, but as time goes on she's finding herself favouring women more and more.

[hazbinhotelexpansion]

Oh I was BORN to answer your request, prepare for all of my random discord quotes

Are you climbing the inside of the elevator??? ..........maybe

"I want them Zoloft boys"

"ok I think the phone has been in the microwave long enough"

She could run a kingdom, people would listen to her, she's very loud!

I'll sop your wet! ... I'll wet your sop? No, neither of those sound right, joke canceled, goodbye

You know me I love dead people

You want me to go straight to bed? Why not gay to bed???

"this tastes like battery acid, but if battery acid was tasty"

Gusty showers sounds like a terrible name for a retirement community

What happens if you have nipple pasties that just look like nipples? "Then you need nipple pasties for your nipple pasties" Nipple-pasty-ception "Get a bra that looks like boobs and put nipple pasties on that"

Yeah I'm like canonically allergic to chihuahuas in specific

"Jesus told a tree to off itself and then he threw a table"

"am I a Honda or a person?"

"NOW GIVE ME YOUR FACE AND DONT ASK QUESTIONS"

Gasp! Someone cheesed him!

WHY WOULD YOU MAKE MY LITTLE BOY INTO LEMONADE

"using my telekinesis to lift my daughter out of her crib just in time for her father to see her levitating randomly"

"why are we talking about bacon now I thought we were talking about your daddy issues"

I do not have a gender, I have a question

oh pants stopped happening like 30 minutes ago

just calling me Charizard is unhelpful team

I AM THE PICASSO OF MEMES

Ope there goes angel climbing into the China closet again

EVIL JELLO MY NEW GENDER

"I have a *weird* problem, are you ready to hear about my *weird* problem" "always" "my brownies are too oily"

"Before I can own a pigeon, I need to get my bird permit" Your..... Birdmit

It doesn't have to be a bunch of sad white women drinking wine sitting in a rented conference room with a bunch of tables all done up in tablecloths with droopy streamers and half floating balloons

he can be a soft boi *and* a crackhead!!!

"they're Jean shoes" YOU GOT THE FUCKIN JHOES???

Please refrain from happy biting the cannibal

WOOHOO KEVIN GOT BOOPS

Two pigeons, chilling on the sidewalk, five feet apart cause they're not gay

"you're watching a weiner schnitzel be made? Isn't that a dog?"

"she wouldn't hit a cows arse with a banjo"

About husk: probably grumpy enough to overpower catnip by the sheer force of cynicism

About niffty being drunk: she's a spastic caffeinated squirrel in traffic that's just taken a nice long inhale of, uh, snow

no actually I think you're right! I like my impulsive, self destructive behaviors

don't turn yourself into one of those cooked children in the backseat you're always hearing about, Pls don't cook yourself over your trauma

YEAH WE HAVE CHILD LABOR ON THIS BUS!

Mickey mouse voice: you can't spell drunk driving without U and I!

He has the mcdonald's headset of infinite wisdom

*angrily* IM GONNA TURN YOU INTO TREE FOOD

Sudden vox in my head: and now introducing, this.... Fuckin thing..... *gestures to cursed cat alastor on a small runway behind him*

HOPE THESE HELP YOU GUYS IM LOOKING FORWARD TO SEEING THE NEW CONTENT!

Friend, I am

CRYING

[depressedstressedlemonzest]

GallaPost

@gallacrafts and @galladrabbles aligned perfectly this week.

For my @gallacrafts for Theme 27 was Smokey Shamey, and originally I wanted to make a smudge or smoke bomb, but I couldn't find the supplies, then I thought, smoked MEATS which led to a charcuterie board!

So we have some smoked gouda, smoked turkey, smoked ham, smoked provolone, and other charcuterie items.

And for this week's @galladrabbles the prompt was from our amazing mods; @energievie and @look-i-love-u based on a beautiful artwork from @suzy-queued for our second anniversary!

“When did you have time for this?” Ian asked looking at the charcuterie board that Mickey had made and brought to the roof with the blanket and other picnickery things.

Mickey smirked, “Tami and I were wine drunk scrolling tiktok, she ended up on sourdough starter-tok and I ended on charcuterie-tok.”

“Are these, roses?” Ian asked, looking at the smoked ham and turkey.

“Meat flowers yes.” Mickey grabbed a slice of smoked gouda and popped it in his mouth.

Ian snorted, “Think that’s what I’m gonna start calling your-”

“Shut the fuck up and watch the sunset with me asshole.”

[stocious]

i'm almost embarassed how fast i ran with this koala hug prompt. thanks to @flamingbluepanda and @galladrabbles for making me think of wine drunk, giggly mickey 🥺

Ian swings the door open and ushers Mickey in, his husband a wine drunk mess. 

Mickey makes it over the threshold, stumbles over nothing and goes crashing down.

There he lies, among shoes and jackets - smiley, flushed, and so, so giggly.

Ian thinks he’s the cutest thing he’s ever seen.

“Alright, tough guy, it’s bedtime,” 

He helps him up, places his husband's arms around his neck.

In a split second decision, Ian scoops him up under his ass.

Mickey’s arms tightens, legs wrapping around Ian’s waist, face nuzzling his neck.

Ian carries him to bed.

Mickey doesn’t even complain once.

[depressedhouseplant]

🔞 Just Fucking Write - Day 113 🔞

Prompt: Jumil Moonrock

Tags: Juyeon is drunk, Hyunjae is crossfaded, unprotected sex, rimming, use of the word “whore”, pet names

A/N: So y’all can thank @m-is-mickey & the video Jumil posted for this one. My head canon is Hyunjae is more of a stoner so being in a weed legal state was basically Christmas for him for 2+ weeks. Also there’s a strain of weed called Moonrock (thank you Google while I was trying to find the complete lyrics). My boys are lip syncing to a song about fucking when you’re stoned off your ass. I just work here. This is not set in the same universe as the Juric Valentine’s Day fic

“I love LA,” Hyunjae grinned as he flopped on the couch next to Juyeon.

“Correction, you love that you can get stoned and not risk going to jail,” Kevin said.

“Babe,” Jacob poked him in the ribs.

“Why are you so mean? Why is he so mean?” Hyunjae looked at Juyeon. He shrugged as he took a sip of wine and handed Hyunjae a glass.

“Chanhee’s not here so someone has to be the bitchy one,” Kevin replied from his spot in Jacob’s lap.

“Have some wine, have an edible, relax,” Juyeon suggested.

“Like Eric?” Kevin looked over at the youngest, passed out in one of the chairs.

“I’d say he’s very relaxed,” Hyunjae grinned. He leaned over and nuzzled Juyeon’s jaw.

“Get a room,” Kevin told them.

“When I finish my drink,” Juyeon replied, putting his hand on Hyunjae’s bare thigh.

“Or we can move,” Jacob suggested. He’d also partaken of the edibles Hyunjae bought earlier that day when the staff wasn’t paying attention.

“Or that,” Kevin got up and pulled Jacob up. “No bodily fluids on the couch.”

“I thought you were leaving,” Hyunjae said. Kevin gave them the finger as they walked down the hall to their room. They giggled to each other.

“What do you want to do when you finish that bottle?” Hyunjae asked.

“I think I want to fuck you dry,” Juyeon replied, kissing him.

“Is that so?” Hyunjae said, climbing into Juyeon’s lap.

“Mmhmm. You can’t suggest that song and not expect me to get horny,” Juyeon put his glass down and slid his hands under Hyunjae’s shorts.

“You’re also a horny drunk,” Hyunjae pointed out.

“That too,” Juyeon agreed. He stopped when his hand grazed Hyunjae’s half hard cock. “No underwear?”

“I never wear underwear with these shorts,” Hyunjae replied, tilting his hips so his cock was almost in Juyeon’s hand.

“You’re such a whore,” Juyeon breathed then pulled Hyunjae down to kiss him again. Hyunjae giggled against the other man’s lips.

“I know,” he replied.

“Fuck it, I’m fucking you right now,” Juyeon stood up, put Hyunjae over his shoulder and walked them down the hall to Juyeon’s room. He tossed Hyunjae on the bed and climbed on top of him. He pawed at Hyunjae’s shorts, unsuccessfully getting them to move.

“Hold on,” Hyunjae laughed, pulling his shorts off.

“Wanna taste you first,” Juyeon said as he pushed one of Hyunjae’s knees up and plunged his tongue into Hyunjae’s hole.

“Oh fuck,” Hyunjae grunted as Juyeon lapped and sucked at his entrance. He knotted his fingers in Juyeon’s hair but Juyeon didn’t even seem to notice.

“If you keep that up I’m gonna come,” Hyunjae whimpered. Juyeon stopped and rested his chin on Hyunjae’s thigh.

“We can’t have that now can we?” he said, opting to lightly stroke Hyunjae’s cock. Hyunjae whined louder at the touch. “Should I fuck you now?”

“Please,” Hyunjae whined.

“Of course,” Juyeon stood up and stripped, fetching the lube he’d bought when the staff wasn’t looking and was already down to half, as Hyunjae pulled off his hoodie. “Do I need to open you up or are you still loose from this morning?”

“I’m good,” Hyunjae replied.

“Perfect,” Juyeon grinned. “Have I fucked you sober yet?”

“Which one of us?” Hyunjae asked as he seated himself on Juyeon’s cock. He was too stoned to mind the pain that came along with taking Juyeon’s massive dick.

“You? Me? Both?” Juyeon shrugged. The trip to LA hadn’t only been an opportunity for Hyunjae to stay stoned almost constantly, but also finally act on every fantasy he’d had about his bandmate for the past few years. Hyunjae would be lying if he said he didn’t miss Maverick era.

“Point taken,” Hyunjae said.

“Come on baby, ride me like I know you can,” Juyeon grabbed Hyunjae’s ass and helped him slide up and down his dick.

“You’re so fucking hot and I love your cock,” Hyunjae breathed against Juyeon’s ear.

“That’s exactly what I want to hear,” Juyeon squeezed Hyunjae’s ass.

“Tell me how you feel about me,” Hyunjae breathed.

“I love how you feel around my cock, tight and hot. Want you on me all the time,” Juyeon mouthed at Hyunjae’s neck, careful not to leave marks. Hyunjae wished he could mark him up, but that would have to be sometime in the distant future.

“Getting close,” Hyunjae panted. In spite of it being February, his whole body was covered in a layer of sweat. Juyeon smiled up at him.

“Then come for me, baby,” he said. He thrust his hips up, grazing Hyunjae’s prostate. Hyunjae came, covering their stomachs. When he finished, Juyeon lied him on his back and began fucking into him. He came a few moments later, filling Hyunjae with his release.

“You can kiss me once you’ve brushed your teeth,” Hyunjae announced.

“Fine, fine,” Juyeon chuckled as he pulled out and went to the bathroom. He handed Hyunjae a towel to clean himself up. Hyunjae was starting to doze off when he felt the bed move.

“Teeth brushed and mouth washed,” Juyeon told him.

“Good,” Hyunjae rolled his head over to look at him. Juyeon kissed him, letting his hand rove over Hyunjae’s still naked body.

“Love you,” Juyeon whispered.

“Love you too,” Hyunjae replied, pleasantly surprised by Juyeon’s admission.

“Good,” Juyeon smiled against Hyunjae’s lips.

[thisautistic]

mickey what do you MEAN taiwanese shows genuinely have their actors drinking on scenes??? what if they have to do like 30 takes because camera placement or sth is off???

it's a thing! li le and yunkai are drinking red wine in the bts! and in we best love 2 the scene where gao shi de is drunk and he kisses zhou shu yi they both drank a little! it's a thing. and iunno i really doubt they're taking thirty takes to do anything. so i don't think it's really that dangerous. and obviously they are being supervised. i think it leads to some really good acting cause like it's easier to lean into that state if you're actually experiencing it (albeit to a lesser extent than in the scene)

[sunshowersanddandelionwine]

I didn’t expect to get this attached to Alvarez (the werewolf from move heaven and earth) and Crowne (the werecat who tried to yoink ghost’s mask in hell hath no fury) but I did and now they’re my children! My babies!

They will feature in future installments of road to hell. This is a Threat.

[lupeloto]

drunk!ian

one of my fav little tropes of love-dovey ian, and i know we’ve seen ian drunk but i like to h/c him as a sloppy drunk hehe so here’s my h/c for drunk!ian but more specifically... wine drunk!ian paired with sober!mickey

he is literally soooo slutty and overly-lovey...

he tells mickey every five seconds how much he loves him and how he wants to start a family with him. he’ll fawn all over mickey and hang off of him and be all “you’re so handsome... you’re so beautiful...i love you.” mickey will roll his eyes, but ultimately accept it and just be all “alright, alright love you too. let’s get your light-weight ass home.”

ian will latch onto him the whole way home, singing and hugging all over mickey. he’s especially lovey-dovey when mickey gets him to finally go to bed. he’ll want to hold mickey while he falls asleep, gripping him tightly and sloppily whisper sweet things into his ear.

this has prob been said before but i just needed to get it out there because i love them!

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If you had to go on holiday with each of your Van's where would you take each one?

This has been sitting in my inbox for ages and that holiday ask I had earlier prompted me to post it! I’m intending to write full headcanons for each of these but here’s my ideas so far. Let me know if you have any thoughts xxx

💗 Dad Van - Disneyland - getting more excited than the kids about meeting the characters, Mickey Mouse ears, rollercoasters and Disney magic, cuddling up to watch the fireworks

❤️ Red Van - Ibiza - sneaky Mediterranean hookups whilst the band are playing Ibiza Rocks, messy club nights, sun cream and skimpy bikinis, cocktails and pool parties

🖤 Prof Van - Italian Riviera - meandering around art galleries and museums, hot hotel room sex, sipping champagne by the pool, slinky evening dresses and dinner dates, getting fucked on the balcony

🧡 Prof Bond - South of France - idyllic little rustic farmhouse in the countryside, good food and wine, picnics and feeding each other strawberries, lazy afternoons by the river whilst he reads poetry to you

💖 I’m With the Band Van - Reading festival - not a holiday as such but a weekend away, up on Van’s shoulders to see your favourite bands, getting silly drunk and stoned together, sharing a sleeping bag as Van ‘conveniently’ forgot to pack his

💙 Ice Cold Van - Las Vegas - an assignment of Van’s to track down a high profile target but that doesn’t mean you can’t take advantage of your surroundings, casino nights, tuxedos and designer gowns and glitz and glamour, fucking on the roulette table

❤️‍🔥 Devil Next Door Van - Llandudno - trip down memory lane, British seaside holiday vibes, fish and chips on the pier, fun at the arcades, paddling in the sea, maybe a visit to Mary and Bernie’s

🤍 Single Dad Van - Lapland - Santa visit with the kids, husky dog sled rides, cosying up drinking hot chocolate, magical moments viewing the Northern Lights together

💜 Pure Van - Paris by night - admiring the city landscape from the rooftops, being wined and dined in lavish restaurants, sultry club nights, watching the sunset together

🩶 Playing Hard to Get Van - summer camper-van road trip with all your friends - sunbathing and skinny dipping in the lake, ice cream and BBQs, getting sneakily fingered on the back seat in a sundress

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hi hello omg ily hi 🦇 -- i'm here regarding mickey planning his escape while sharing a cell with damon. i would like to hear more of damon's trials & tribulations. why is he so desensitized by the time we meet him? please, i would like to know 😌 -- bye ily see ya later 🐝

beeba oh my god - imagine seeing you here hello 🤭 (x)

so i think the great escape came in stages. first stage is mickey trying to put together a plan - sketching shit out on the blank papers he smuggles into their cell. we know he loves a list and a plan (groomzilla notebook.) but every time damon gets nosy about why he's so hellbent on getting out, he redirects. or snaps. or something other than talk about ian because while yes, he's grown attached to damon and trusts him and likes him enough to wanna tie him in on the escape and fuckoff to mexico, there's just some things he can't talk about yet.

stage two involves the shitty toilet wine that they somehow get their hands on. it's the first time mickey's had some liquid relief and his ass gets sloshed as hell. real chatty about things he's been keeping close to his heart. this of course means he ends up spilling about ian. i mean The Whole Kit And Kaboodle. im talkin one of these moments:

and damon is like. ..........right on, okay. not what i thought the big reveal was gonna end up being but alright. gay-ass.

stage three is when mickey finally stops being horrified by his wine drunk slip-up and realizes he actually is very motivated by talking about ian and the possibility of seeing him again. and while this is good, it also means he overshares (because of course he does.) damon sharing stories about girls he's been with during those long, bored nights turns into mickey laughing and relating it to something he and ian has done and if damon's not sparing details, why would he? it's just a thing that happens. they share. he and ian got up to a lot of sexy shit in the past, why wouldn't someone wanna hear about it, ya know? it helps motivation. good for morale. and now he can stop lying about why he needs dudes who know how to kidnap and why they're making a stop at an old high school field.

so yeah, hearing about ass eating and nipple pinching is nothing for damon. the only difference is the man of the hour is actually in the car for it this time, smiling back at mickey.

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Shameless as Laufey lyrics

Mickey : "Why would I kiss a boy just to get hurt?" - questions for the universe

Mandy : "Some day, someone will like me the way I like you. Until then, i'll drink my coffee, eat my pie." - let you break my heart again

Fiona : "Dear soulmate, I can't wait to fall in love with you." - dear soulmate

Lip : "Losing my mind, drunk on jazz and wine." - what love will do to you

Ian : "Believe me, I have tried. I've made my rounds, kissed some mouths." - dreamer

Debbie : "Everytime I try, its all too much. That's everything I know about love." - everything i know about love

Carl : "Somehow I fell in love in just three nights." - lovesick