#wish there WAS an option

[foxtriestobiteandmaimandkilland]

Gotta wake up at 8ish and its 2am rn ughhhh. I literally GOTTA wake up tmrw bc i slept thru school 2day but ive got 2 n a half hours more than i have had any other day this week so thats just. Tiring. Cant even sleep in school like mannnn. Think i will simply die.

[captainjonnitkessler]

You know I used to think "tumblr's absolute refusal to actually engage with the Trolley Problem in favor of insisting that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is just a short-sighted idiot is really fucking annoying, but I guess it's not actually doing any harm".

Anyway that was before we asked tumblr at large to decide between "guy aiding a genocide but making progress elsewhere" and "guy who would actively and enthusiastically participate in a genocide and would also make everything else much, much worse for everyone elsewhere" and the response was that there must be a third, morally pure option that doesn't require them to make a hard decision and that anyone who asks them to make a binary choice is a short-sighted idiot.

[adobe-outdesign]

there was a period of time during the early days of Neopets wherein they would redesign an older pet. in order to pick a redesign they'd offer a poll with a few different options, like this:

but during 2001—2004 they would do polls with several completely normal, similar-looking options and then one (1) just completely messed up option that they never acknowledged or explained

my personal favorite was the Gelert one

[gal-o-guacamole]

Life or Bath for Gabriel

[petrichara]

Trying to remember the last time I played hide and seek. The last time I said hi to everyone on the street or saw the girls I spent every day of six years with. The last time my dad picked me up, or my mum brushed my hair. When was the last time I dressed without consideration? There is so much to think about now. I remember falling on the grass at school and making stories with the clouds. Hanging upside down from the swing and realising how big the world was. I wonder on the path of growing when we stop feeling big. I am taller now, smaller still.

[kiiseru]

He would become exceptional. A SOLDIER. A hero. Someone special to Tifa. [x]

[bara-izu]

The secret third option during the afterparty

Local paladin turns down sex for meaningful conversation

[skawdia]

What happens at the tiefling party, stays at the tiefling party... Or will it?

[catsharky]

I got impatient and started on Rolan before finishing Astarion's colours, woops

[oneblckcoffee]

alex to mercedes this alex to rbr that why not alex to p1 in a williams you COWARDS

[disgruntled-lifeform]

On the left we have yak and on the right baby alpaca and together they become the softest most annoying thing I've ever spun

[grey-wardens]

You're impossible.

[lucabyte]

So does anybody else ever think about how Loop felt the need to demonstrate that the party's deaths wouldn't have any effect on the loops. I know I do but that's besides the point. Anyway I don't think Loop actually needs to bathe, they just like to feel included.

[gummi-ships]

Kingdom Hearts 3 - Kingdom of Corona