#with permish!

[coffeecat1983]

Teaser!

So, inspired by @illusioncanthurtme--art's wonderful Invader Zim art, particularly their "Zim returns after 10 years and meets Adult Dib" artwork, I have been working on a piece with their approval and permission. Now, I've never worked on IZ stuff before, and I'm a little behind on the show lore (with no knowledge from any afterworks save the Florpus movie) SO.... I've run this by Illusion and @piratewinzerand my friend Cat, all trusted sources. Have a lil teaser:

"GIR! Sit!" Zim ordered. GIR plopped down, scooting his butt around on the sidewalk. Zim turned back to Dib. "What happened? I didn't think your species grew so much in a few months time." "A few months..." Dib repeated. "Zim, you've been gone ten years."

"Ten, ten years?! You lie! I've only been gone a year and a half at most!"

Dib raised an eyebrow. "Traveling through space, where time flows differently." he pointed out. "So yeah, here on earth, ten years." He ran his fingers over the brim of his hat. "I gotta admit, it's kinda, well, nice seeing you again. Been boring around here since you left. What brought you back, anyway?" Zim folded his arms, staring off. "The Almighty Tallest decided earth isn't worth persuing, and not having any other assignment for me, said I'm free to do as I wish." "You got fired?" Dib asked incredulously. "If you insist on using such a crude earth term… yes, I was fired. And like you, I got bored."

[yrrtyrrtwhenihrrthrrt]

So many drawing ideas for this upcoming Halloween... Like

-Baby Ambrosius in a Gloreth costume with his parents because it's a family tradition for baby's first Halloween (even sillier if you hc him to be born in early fall bc then he's just like. A 2 month old potato who don't even know what's going on but keeps yanking the wig off)

-The Comic Family going out for Halloween and Ballister is going as like a mad scientist or smth (he just wears his normal lab clothes and messes up his hair lol) and Ambrosius is going as the Phantom of the Opera (tell me that bitch wouldn't, w the mask and everything plus he's such a theater camp piece of shit) and Nimona is going as Villain Ballister (she shapeshifted, Ballister is extremely bothered by this) Ambrosius at one point hugged and kissed her from behind because he thought she was Bal and Bal had to rush into the room to 2 tones of high pitched screaming

-The movie boys dressing up as each other (they are cringe but they are free) and Nimona putting on a costume despite being able to shapeshift because she wants to feel included. She'd prob be a dragon or smth

-Gay Dads AU taking their baby (dressed as a shark ofc) trick-or-treating and Ambs is dressed like a Medieval knight (lol) and Ballister is dressed like a Walking Dead-esque zombie (people keep asking him how he made it look like his arm was missing and he responds by just staring at them blankly until they realize)

Just AHHHHH Halloween shenanigans

[velmuu]

Looks at the seven thousand dnd related arts in my procreate folder and looks at this blog

[teacupsinthebasement]

All that was lost in fog

[deerdeardarling]

Swsh protags/rival shipping chart by @CelesteDorito on twitter

[citrusfield]

i wanna use my g*n v fcs real bad so pls let me know if you'd like something from any of them <3

grace carpenter. lizze broadway. diner waitress.

marnie brightman. maddie phillips. tennis player.

mandy axford. jaz sinclair. comic store employee.

rowan kang. london thor. personal trainer.

[deanstits]

The posts I put myself through in order to have varied content for this backwater-ass, two bit blog are frankly quite shockening.

[gaythreadrunner]

[bruqh]

kristen tracker phone call made me cry

[forcedhesitation]

mm. to quote the man himself- a kindred spirit.

[heavenbarnes]

maybe for the pee thing start mild like making reader hold until he gives permish ... or reader who normally squirts and this time they know it feels different and simon encourages them to let it all go anyway @______@

look away LOOK AWAY RN!

(afab reader with no pronouns- yes we’re starting with a cut because i’m responsible)

your older bf!simon likes you stark naked and knelt in his lap- it’s the easiest way to have you wrapped around his finger.

“mmm, that’s it sweet’art”

thumb rubbing circles on your clit, other hand holding your hip as his eyes switched between your cunt and your face- seeing which was the first to give way.

“simon”

whining his name, drawn out and pleading and he knew exactly why. that was the point after all.

“y’need t’go?”

if he’d been a smidgen closer he would’ve felt the heat radiating off your cheeks. was all part of it, simon knew this would have you wrapped in knots but that was probably the best part.

you looked so fucking sweet when you were so fucking desperate.

maybe it was the way you were rolling your hips into his hand, practically riding his finger tips as they tormented your clit.

maybe it was the way your thighs were tensing on either side of his, twitching in his lap as he played with you.

it was probably the look on your face, the way your eyes drooped and you got this pathetic little pout on your lips.

drove simon fucking wild.

“c’mon, let go f’me”

he’s got some filthy little fantasies, some dirty ideas and sometimes he can’t believe that he gets to share them with you.

if you’d told him that one day he’d have someone that loves him no matter what he tells them he would’ve thought you were crazy.

but here you were, perched in his lap as you released a stream of piss onto his crotch. he wasn’t sure if it was the little sigh, the relief on your face, the warmth spreading across him- but his cock was twitching.

pre-cum mixed with the hot piss across his thighs, his hands pulling at your hips to grind your wet cunt across his cock.

“so fuckin’ good f’me, fuckin’ perfect”

[woozyhere]

PERMENANT STARTER CALL

okay, i'm gonna get my shit together here in the next few days where i've got time - but consider this a PERMENANT STARTER CALL !! which means if you like this, i've got your permish to attack you with memes and throw random starters at you (even if we have NOT interacted)!! doesn't matter the verse, doesn't matter the muse, you do NOT have to be following me - although if you are a multi blog then please specify what muses you're interested in playing with against shtuby, and i'll keep this in mind! (you may list all ur muses, or just say surprise me!) loff u all, can't wait to meet more of u and play with u!! <3

[beefrobeefcal]

hiii !!! i found your blog yesterday, but i am already OBSESSED !! you're super talented, i can't wait to read more of your works. 💘💘💘

i also wanted to ask if you had any tips on getting more mutuals/friends on here ?? i feel like i interact with a lot of people on here (like reblogs, comments, asks, etc).. in a way, i wish i had people interact with me too (i wanna be honest. The lack of that makes me feel so unmotivated because i work pretty hard on my fics). So, that being said -- what more can i do to actually make some friends on here ?? thank you for taking the time to read this 💘🫶🏻🐰🫧

Welcome, Tokki!

I think you've taken an amazing first step - you reached out (and I of course got side tracked and let this sit in my inbox for longer than I meant to - apologies!)

This is a long one, friendos, so under the cut it goes. For the TL;DR crowd: Be noisy and interact!

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

My darling friendo, I had another account for over 12 years on this site and I never got any traction with it; probably because I didn't use the reblog or tags properly, and I really only ever tagged my sister. It wasn't until I created the Beefro you see today that I actually invested some personal time and made a lot of loud noises that attracted (and repelled) people in this community.

There is no trick, no secret code, no hidden message beyond making said noise that gets you in the door. Keep reaching out, comment, reblog, send in asks, interact with your fellow P-boy enthusiasts. If there's an ask game that you haven't been tagged in, tag yourself and then tag people you want to get to know better.

Some of my most precious moots started out as either commenters/rebloggers of my work or I on theirs.

My wonderful moot @toxicanonymity was asked something similar (more on the side of new content creators) and she had some good info for those looking to get their foot in the door.

I hope this helps and I hope that you keep kickin' 'round these parts. You have my full permish to tag me in whatever mischief you cause!

Yours in sin,

Beefro👌🥩💜

[juniorectobiologist]

Permission to dub this comic: https://www.tumblr.com/juniorectobiologist/743231709386080256?source=share ?

permish granted bonne chance on ur mission

[citrusfield]

if anybody wants to give me a plot based on tlou, i’ll kiss u on the mouth

[aus-from-undertale]

Shifter-au

Such a interesting concept!

In this AU, the papyrus we know is actually a parasite shape shifter :0

Dont want to spoil too much, but basically Papyrus lost his body in exchange of a happy life for sans, which the shape shifter gladly wanted :D

Also! There's a lot more info and lore answered on. Asks so please check the hashtag #shifter-au on @leshyleaf or @shifter-au 'account !!

It's not a lot of content so c'mon, give it a go and eat up that hashtag XD

It's seriously such a fascinating concept!! I love it!!

This AU kinda reminds me of an interesting one where Papyrus also is not who we think it is :0

Give it a go if you like this kind of concept :D