#wittebro shitposting

[galli-draws]

this one's a thinker, boys

[meltingchaos]

based on this

I’m back on my shenanigans

[ruzhuzhu]

they're communicating your honor

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

i think, with the trend of luz thinking she was in a family friendly sparkles and rainbows fantasy world until she was hit by the harsh reality of the boiling isles, and belos still thinking he’s in a nightmarish horror world where he had to sacrifice his humanity to save the rest of them from evil devils when really what he’s doing is called genocide, when wittebro was in the boiling isles he thought he was living in (the sixteenth century American equivalent of) a cheesy harem anime up until he got fucking stabbed.

[cat-dad-cyder]

[sukunasbabygirl]

It’s me, I’m gay ppl.

[fan-of-all-doms]

I just thought of something...

We know that this statue in the Owl House is in Luz's hometown of Gravesfield, Connecticut, and it's most likely the Wittebane brothers:

And we know from Hollow Mind that Wittebro fell in love with a witch:

So that got me thinking...

An average guy...

From Connecticut...

In love with a powerful witch...

Hmm... now where have I seen this before...?

OH YEAH

I'm not sorry

[phobylee]

A friend inspired me

I need to stop making shitposts but oh well

[philipwittebane]

this is directed mainly at @jess-the-vampire and @moonmeg cause the latest AROFAM and Caleb + Catherine additions HURT ;-;

[satirical-spiritsmoved]

i think it would be funny if like. when phillip and caleb met again in the boiling isles phillip very obviously hates witches and paticularly calebs partner but caleb is just like 'wow im so glad to see my brother again! there is absolutely nothing wrong with him. :]' while phillip is actively planning murder.

[chaotic-average-child]

Incorrect quote maker is amazing I mean look at this

[galli-draws]

do you think god stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created?

[cringy-fandom-central]

DNI if your my brother who’s been making, abusing, and eventually killing clones of me for 600+ years.

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

belos: witch hunter

wittebro: witchussy hunter

[sweet-mothir-of-titaen]

…do you think Caleb’s Clawthorne-ish girlfriend calls him Wittebabe

[luzxii]

the person who said caleb was boring on his wiki can go eat peas